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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,920 Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show. 2 00:00:03,160 --> 00:00:05,060 You're here. You made it. Thank you very much. 3 00:00:07,100 --> 00:00:11,220 Well, guys, as you know, this weekend, the U .S. was hit by a historic winter 4 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:15,160 storm that shattered temperature records and covered nearly half the country in 5 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:16,160 a foot of snow. 6 00:00:16,780 --> 00:00:21,800 Yeah, it is brutal out there. It is so cold, my belly button went from an outie 7 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:22,800 to an innie. 8 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:27,750 Yeah. We got a foot of snow here in New York City, and everything went from 9 00:00:27,750 --> 00:00:29,690 beautiful to brown mush in two seconds. 10 00:00:30,210 --> 00:00:31,990 Basically, the entire city pulled an avocado. 11 00:00:32,350 --> 00:00:37,950 And, uh... Yeah, it's freezing out there. It's so cold, J .D. Vance shrunk 12 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:39,110 the size of Marco Rubio. 13 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:50,030 It's... It is so cold, I watched a Melania movie just to warm my heart. 14 00:00:50,110 --> 00:00:51,110 You know? 15 00:00:52,110 --> 00:00:55,750 It's so cold, President Trump got a space heater installed in his MRI 16 00:00:56,030 --> 00:00:59,330 I just... Hey, Jimmy, let me try one. 17 00:01:26,730 --> 00:01:27,249 froze itself. 18 00:01:27,250 --> 00:01:28,250 Good night, everybody. 19 00:01:30,310 --> 00:01:35,390 Thank you very, very much. Thank you. 20 00:01:36,410 --> 00:01:40,510 But seriously, stay inside, stay warm, stay safe. Thank you, Mr. Mayor. 21 00:01:41,770 --> 00:01:42,770 Wow. 22 00:01:47,210 --> 00:01:48,510 Mr. Mayor is here. 23 00:01:52,570 --> 00:01:55,370 Well, this has been a historic winter storm. 24 00:01:56,010 --> 00:02:00,250 Millions of people all around the country are dealing with snow and ice. 25 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:03,750 right now, let's get a weather update from Tonight Show meteorologist Paris 26 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:05,090 Hilton. Paris, how is it out there? 27 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:12,110 That's not hot. Thank you, Paris. 28 00:02:12,590 --> 00:02:14,730 Thank you very much. Paris Hilton, everybody. 29 00:02:19,370 --> 00:02:20,370 That's not hot. 30 00:02:21,070 --> 00:02:22,350 That's not hot. Yeah. 31 00:02:22,890 --> 00:02:26,470 Of course, due to the storm, thousands of flights were canceled, which created 32 00:02:26,470 --> 00:02:30,450 total chaos with air travel, but the airlines wanted to let people know that 33 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:32,830 they were working on it, so they released some messages. 34 00:02:33,270 --> 00:02:34,690 Check out this first one from Delta. 35 00:02:35,090 --> 00:02:39,070 Here at Delta, our top priority is keeping you safe. Thanks for bearing 36 00:02:39,070 --> 00:02:41,770 while we get you back in the air. Delta, keep climbing. 37 00:02:43,710 --> 00:02:44,710 That's nice. 38 00:02:44,990 --> 00:02:45,990 Here's one from United. 39 00:02:46,590 --> 00:02:50,910 Together, we can weather any storm. We promise to get you to your destination 40 00:02:50,910 --> 00:02:52,290 soon as it's safe to fly again. 41 00:02:52,809 --> 00:02:54,370 United. Good leads the way. 42 00:02:55,770 --> 00:02:59,090 I like that. You know, I like that. Oh, wait. Hang on. I'm sorry. I'm hearing 43 00:02:59,090 --> 00:03:01,070 this one more message from Spirit Airlines. 44 00:03:01,330 --> 00:03:02,330 Okay. 45 00:03:02,410 --> 00:03:03,410 Watch this. 46 00:03:36,970 --> 00:03:42,890 the Super Bowl matchup is officially set with the Seattle Seahawks taking on the 47 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,310 New England Patriots. 48 00:03:46,450 --> 00:03:49,250 What a matchup. Seattle versus Boston. 49 00:03:49,470 --> 00:03:56,210 Yep. Starbucks versus Dunkin'. Stale egg sandwiches versus stale egg sandwiches. 50 00:03:57,230 --> 00:04:01,650 Yeah, it's a matchup between quarterback Sam Darnold of the Seahawks and Drake 51 00:04:01,650 --> 00:04:02,830 May of the Patriots. 52 00:04:03,090 --> 00:04:04,090 Yep. 53 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,580 Sam and Drake. This sounds like a comedy on the Disney Channel. 54 00:04:08,780 --> 00:04:11,160 Yep, last year it was Kendrick, and this year it's Drake. 55 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:21,940 It's like half a joke. 56 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:27,960 It's kind of there. 57 00:04:28,860 --> 00:04:30,560 I saw where we were going with it. 58 00:04:31,460 --> 00:04:32,880 But we just didn't really... 59 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:36,900 Didn't really land the plane. Yeah, no, yeah, we stopped short. But there's got 60 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:38,340 to be something about Drake and Kendrick. 61 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:41,059 What was that? 62 00:04:41,060 --> 00:04:42,060 We'll do the other half tomorrow. 63 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:44,040 Yeah, it's a to -be -continued joke. 64 00:04:45,820 --> 00:04:47,040 We'll do the first half tonight. 65 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:51,940 And then you dip your toes in the water. You go, well, that's not bad. And then 66 00:04:51,940 --> 00:04:53,180 tomorrow you go, I don't like it. 67 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:58,000 You guys see this? Trump said that he's skipping the Super Bowl this year 68 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,620 because it's just too far away. 69 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:04,040 Apparently, the NFL was like, if you stay home, we'll give you the football 70 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:05,040 peace prize. 71 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:06,160 Got a deal? 72 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:08,080 Cool? 73 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:12,180 I'll take it. I can't believe I got it. I deserve it. 74 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,820 I can't believe it's mine. 75 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:21,140 Trump said that he will not attend the Super Bowl because it's too far, which 76 00:05:21,140 --> 00:05:24,100 also what he said about a meeting on the other side of the Oval Office. I can't 77 00:05:24,100 --> 00:05:28,560 go. It's not great when you're too tired to sit for three hours, you know? 78 00:05:30,860 --> 00:05:34,980 That is the whole joke there. That's the whole... There's no part two. That's 79 00:05:34,980 --> 00:05:38,440 it. Yeah, that's not going to get any worse or better. Wow. 80 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:40,120 That landed. 81 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:44,820 Well, speaking of Trump, he just revoked his invitation for Canada to join his 82 00:05:44,820 --> 00:05:49,180 new Board of Peace after the Canadian prime minister criticized the U .S. So, 83 00:05:49,180 --> 00:05:50,500 far, the Board of Peace is going great. 84 00:05:53,180 --> 00:05:56,800 And finally, I read that Lowe's is launching an initiative to reach younger 85 00:05:56,800 --> 00:06:00,830 shoppers. Meanwhile, Home Depot will keep being a place where you slap an air 86 00:06:00,830 --> 00:06:02,810 tag on dad and let him wander around for hours. 87 00:06:03,070 --> 00:06:05,650 We have a great show. Pete Davidson is here tonight. 88 00:06:06,910 --> 00:06:08,330 Paris Hilton is your host. 7076