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'Experiencing erectile dysfunction
is not uncommon.'
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'Hey, Jesus! Watch your back.'
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- Have you seen the trailer?
- Yeah.
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- They're destroying me.
- Don't look.
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What is this yoke?
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Maybe I'll go back to Belfast.
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Dog!
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Nancy, Uncle Gamal
will drop you home tomorrow.
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Yes, I will feed Lottie.
Just enjoy your sleepover, OK?
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Yeah.
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I love you, too. OK, bye-bye.
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Yeah, bye-bye-bye.
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She's very cute.
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- What are you all tarted up for?
- CORMAC: Did you not hear?
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Miss Malone's giving Sammie-boy
some grinds at hers today. Sexy time!
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I never said that.
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- Did she invite you to hers for brunch?
- That doesn't mean she wants...
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Sex? That's exactly what it meant!
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No, it doesn't.
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- Hm?
- Sexy time.
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- What are you doing?
- Tracking Mam. Look, she's in Belfast.
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Probably with Stephen.
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How Norman Bates of you!
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- I meant, what are you doing?
- It's the new contract for my job, pal.
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I put you down as next of kin.
Who's your next of kin?
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Huh! Hello? Obviously, it's me.
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First of all, I'm a father,
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and secondly, culturally,
I'm way more responsible than you.
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Zein, I'm way more responsible
than you, and I'm liquid,
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so I can actually afford to be cultural.
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Just so you know, Sammie, I'd take them
back to Marrakesh every year.
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Aw, that's very comforting.
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- Marrakesh is in Morocco not Egypt.
- Morocco-Egypt?
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- (PHONE CHIMES)
- It's all Sahara and sunshine, Sammie.
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You seriously going to let this racist
raise your children? As for responsible!
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The guy who faked an appendix so he could
break up with his girlfriends over text?
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I'm not good with face-to-face
confrontation. Sammie...
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Cormac, neither of you are gonna be
my next of kin, OK?
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- You messed up...
- Stop, stop! Stop.
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- That was you...
- Stop! Chloe wants to meet now.
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- Urgently.
- Did we get a deal?
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No, no! It's more of her bullshit.
Zein, please don't stress me out now.
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You've got your Crown Of Thorns
premiere today. Is that not good news?
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It premiered last night, reviews are in
today. It's obviously going to get panned.
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That's why I need Chloe
to sell our script.
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That's why I need Chloe to sell MY script.
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I'm gonna have to reschedule Leslie.
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No, you can't cancel Miss Malone, Sammie.
Sexy time.
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Arcane Actor's Sanctum?
Why does that sound familiar?
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It's the retreat thing
that Lina and Bear have gone to.
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What have I said about your phone
first thing in the morning?
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- Bawbaw, it's the weekend.
- Give me that!
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God, you're such a hypocrite!
You're always on your phone to that woman.
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Be very careful.
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LAYLA: You see my phone
but you're blind to everything else.
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Lina's in the woods doing God knows what
with that clown.
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Don't even get me started on Nancy's hat.
As for Cormac tracking his mum.
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- But no it's my phone that's the problem.
- Sorry to interrupt.
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You are grounded and you're not getting
your phone for a week.
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Please, carry on. Where were you?
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Yeah, that's what I thought. Walk it off.
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Walk it off.
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Happy Saturday.
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TEACHER: Go into some sun salutations
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to show our gratitude
for the life-giving qualities of the sun.
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Inhale, bring your arms up ahead.
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Exhale, forward fold.
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Bend your knees.
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Left leg goes back in space.
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OK, so, rejig this
and the top of scene three.
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And I will get this version
over to Sebastian today.
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These fuckers don't know what they want
until I show them.
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- Trust me.
- Please.
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Problem?
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Nothing, just doesn't seem as urgent
as you made out.
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- Doesn't matter, sorry.
- Does it not?
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No, come on. I swallow, you spit.
So, spit.
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I know you like to joke and all,
but some of the things you say.
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Makes me feel a bit... uncomfortable.
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Ssh, Sam.
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Just let me get this.
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Because of the things I've joked about,
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it's making you feel undermined?
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Like I'm picking on you
through sexual harassment?
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- Am I getting all this right?
- OK, well...
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- Maybe I'm a bit sensitive.
- Sam...
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You need to toughen up.
I am a multi-award-winning producer.
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You're blessed to be in bed with me,
whatever way you want to take that.
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Think about how lucky you are.
And look at me.
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I do reformer Pilates five days a week.
I'm flawless.
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- I've got a puss-tache.
- I don't know what that is.
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You should be jumping up and down
and singing
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like you're on the yellow brick
fucking road.
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- OK, Chloe, I don't want a big fight.
- OK, OK, whatever. I consent.
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- I don't consent.
- Do you want to make Islam Dunk or not?
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Listen to me, you will do what I say
in and out of work.
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Period.
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If I asked you to go down
and yodel in my valley,
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you'll look up at me and smile
and sing your fucking lungs out.
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You need to have a good think
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about how and if you want to continue.
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Have a great weekend.
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Move!
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BEAR: 'Wow! I'm in.'
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- I ate that up!
- (WIND CHIMES)
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I was so present,
but at the same time I...
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- I went, you know?
- I think my hip went.
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Did you feel the Mother's energy
protecting us from the cold reality.
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Just wanted to say Kon'nichiwa.
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- Hi. I'm Marlee.
- Moshi moshi.
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- Isn't that Korean?
- Yeah...
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I'm Bear, and this is my girlfriend, Lina.
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- Hi.
- Lina's Egyptian.
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- Oh.
- Irish-Egyptian.
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MARLEE: Must have great insight
on the Middle East, then.
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Mario's vinyasa is intense.
Advanced, right? You gotta level up.
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You know... you're lucky.
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(EXHALES) That it's just physical.
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Cos sometimes I come out of yoga class
and I feel like...
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emotionally betrayed by my thoughts.
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I think I've seen you before
at the Artists For Gaza exhibitions.
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- Did you sing?
- Yeah. Yeah!
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That was me. I sang Love Dove
and did some interpretive dance.
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Yes, right. And Lina?
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- Er... No, I wasn't there.
- Yeah, she's not really a big flag waver.
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She's more invisible activism kinda thing.
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You know,
we hold a lot of trauma in our hips.
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Try this, it is magical.
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- Just get into happy baby pose.
- Happy what?
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Lie on your back. Yeah?
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Yeah. And then grab your toes.
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Grab your toes.
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I'm just going to apply
a little bit of pressure now.
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Just breathe and release it all.
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Let it go.
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- Bear, you come lie on me.
- Oh.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And... (EXHALES)
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Release that negative energy.
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- Om...
- Ooh, yes, Bear.
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You know I got two days on a movie
in Manchester? End of May.
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- ZU: As what? Terrorist number three?
- Hacker number one, actually.
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But don't you worry, once Islam Dunk
gets green-lit, it's gonna be all...
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Oh, I know, I know. Big time.
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Parties, sex, fame, bitches, money.
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That's it! Yes, yes, the invite.
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Yes. The thing. The thing Lina's gone to.
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Forget about that.
Anyway, I've been meaning to talk...
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No, I need to be going.
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Being with Ruby has made me think
about me and you.
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- Mm-hm?
- Do you ever think about us?
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Um... no.
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Oh, come on, you wouldn't have punched me
in the face otherwise.
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Zein, I punch many faces.
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I punched two captains and a bitch
in Swimming With Mummy class.
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- You are not special.
- Oh, but I... but I've changed.
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- Oh.
- And I want to turn things around.
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I'll help with raising Ruby.
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You're full of shit! You didn't even help
put the baby in the back seat.
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I'll put a baby in you in the back seat.
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Fuck you! Dog!
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Yeah, yeah, you need to...
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Drive safe.
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Oh, fuck! Cormac!
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Cormac!
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Cormac, we need to go now.
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Now, right now. Lina's Actors' Sanctum.
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- It's a sex cult.
- I think I'll pass, pal.
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I'm literally just out of a throuple.
I want to stay here, just rehydrate.
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No, you numpty! The invite. Lina's thing.
It's not a yoga retreat, it's a sex cult.
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They bring these young actors, desperate
for work to these so-called gatherings.
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You go there
and it's just one big fat filthy orgy.
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You sure, pal?
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Oh, yeah. I've been desperate
for an invite for years.
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- But Lina's there.
- Oh, yeah, Lina's there.
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- I've got to tell Sammie.
- Wait, wait.
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We do this alone.
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Show him why we should be next of kin.
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- OK.
- Wait, wait.
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I need a disguise.
I can't show up like this.
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I've got just the thing, pal.
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LESLIE: I like your big thumbs.
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Well, I work out, you know.
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Is everything OK?
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I'm sorry I was late.
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And I got up early
and baked you bread, you bastard.
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No, you didn't.
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Ay, I fucking did.
I have a confession, though.
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Um... I didn't actually have
any brunch, as such.
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Just wanted to lure you back to mine.
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- Why?
- What can I say, I'm charitable.
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It's either you or Dogs For The Disabled,
and sadly, I've no room for a puppy, so...
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I don't even know how to look at you.
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When you smile at me,
it feels like fucking sunshine.
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- You don't like fucking sunshine?
- No, I do. I just...
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feel a little bit safer in the shade,
if you know what I mean.
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Sam...
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I like you because you're honest.
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You're kind to people
and you're a great dad.
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You make me smile.
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And you're tall.
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But, most of all, I love your big thumbs.
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Just give me one sec.
Can I use your bathroom?
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- Yeah, it's in there.
- Is that all right? OK.
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Hm.
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Eugh, what is this?
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- I'm not wearing that.
- They have been in there a while.
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They may have marinated a bit.
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- If you've got a better idea, Zein...
- (PHONE CHIMES)
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The reviews are in.
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- (MUFFLED CRY)
- Are you OK?
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(GROANS LOUDLY)
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Agh! Oh, God!
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- No!
- What's wrong?
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Sam, are you fucking messing with me?
What's wrong?
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I don't know. I'm in so much pain.
I'm so sorry. I'll go.
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- Sam, Jesus, do you need a hospital?
- No, no.
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- No, I'll just go.
- Shut up. We're going!
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- Let's go, come on.
- Oh, God!
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(CORMAC GROANING)
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(GROANS) That's good.
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Zein, some people
at a picnic table over there.
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Hm. I am hungry.
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OK.
Zein, get off your phone. Come on!
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ZEIN: They fucking love Crown Of Thorns.
They love me!
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(LAUGHING) They fucking love me!
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This thing fucking stinks, by the way.
I look ridiculous.
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- (CORMAC LAUGHING)
- Quiet down, you, all right?
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Or you'll what?
You'll kill me with your "bear" hands?
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The son of man will send his angels
and they will gather out of his kingdom!
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In that place, there'll be weeping
and gnashing of teeth.
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Then the righteous will shine like the sun
in the kingdom of their father.
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He who hath ears, let him hear...
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(PHONE RINGS)
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Hello, who's this?
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Yes, that's me.
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Sorry? I'm down as... whose next of kin?
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(SAM GROANING)
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- Les, there's no point being here...
- When did you last pass water?
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- Ages ago. Really, Leslie...
- Strange, your bladder doesn't seem full.
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We didn't see anything on the X-ray.
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Could be a ruptured appendix,
so there's no point taking chances.
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- Let's get him open, see what's going on.
- Open?
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That's great. Thank you, doctor.
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- Oh, Les, I'm so sorry.
- Stop!
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You don't have to keep apologising.
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It's not like you faked your appendix
to get out of our date.
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Sorry, this is as far as you can go.
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Sam!
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- OK, wow, I'm feeling much better.
- You've got nothing to worry about.
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- It's OK to be scared.
- What? No.
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I'm not scared. I'm just pretending.
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- There's actually nothing wrong with me.
- Just try to calm down.
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- I am calm.
- Lay down, count back from nine.
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- Eight, seven, six, five...
- (MUFFLED YELLS)
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Four, three, two...
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CORMAC: Oh, God, I can't see anything.
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(# "Teddy Bear's Picnic")
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YOUSSEF: I feel sick. I'm so full.
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MARK: The pork was delicious.
Sorry, I know you can't eat pork.
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LAYLA: It's OK, my prawn laksa was...
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- YOUSSEF: We should cross over.
- Here, Osama!
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Where you running off to
with your child bride?
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- Must be time to pray.
- Is it time to pray, is it?
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00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:22,119
Fucking hell, d'you see him go?
Must be fuckin' Kenyan or something.
266
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,440
Pity you don't all run home like that.
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Like Afghanistan
or wherever the fuck you're from.
268
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,880
Layla's Irish. She's from here.
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Shut up, Egbert,
or I'll punch the head off yer.
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- Just go, Mark.
- Yeah, Mark.
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Fuck off so I can have a chat with Layla
about her nappy head.
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Take it off or I'll cut it off you.
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(SCOFFS) I told you...
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What are you doing, Mark?
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(SIREN BLARES)
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Isn't the chill of the forest magnificent?
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Thank God you remembered your scarf(!)
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00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:07,440
It's so annoying that when you use Arabic
it's cool, but when I do, what?
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00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:11,360
- People get scared or nervous.
- Do they?
280
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:15,400
Or are you scared and nervous?
281
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,760
Hm? There we are.
282
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You struggle with identity.
283
00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:23,920
But that's fine, I don't judge.
284
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:26,360
Fuck off, Bear,
that's because no one judges you.
285
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,560
You're suffering from
racial imposter syndrome.
286
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:32,640
It's why you act white,
you know, to fit in.
287
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:38,320
What? It's OK, though. I love you.
288
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:42,640
- And I don't see colour.
- Excuse me? I don't pretend to be white.
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00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:45,840
Though you can be damn sure
if I did start waving the flag
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and throwing my ethnicity around,
people would be very quick to tell me
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00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:52,120
that I should fuck off
back to the Middle East.
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00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,640
I don't have the luxury of saying
what I think without consequence.
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00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:59,360
Not like you and Marlee, you just bang on
about Palestine and no one will say shit.
294
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,160
This is great, Lina. Come on.
295
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,080
- Let it out.
- Oh, I'll let it out!
296
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:07,320
I'll tell you exactly what it is.
You know what sickens me?
297
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:11,920
It's that I align myself with being Irish
so much, more than anything,
298
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:14,960
but all anyone ever sees
is that I'm not Irish.
299
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:18,400
The only person who never
makes me feel like that is Tara!
300
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:22,400
Wow. Well done, Lina. You've opened up.
301
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,680
Maybe because I was the key,
it's not for me to say, but...
302
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:30,960
You wanna talk about how your family's
a bit smothering and difficult to talk to?
303
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:34,360
Fuck off, Bear!
My family are like any other!
304
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,360
Uncle Cormac?
305
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,920
Cormac, I can see you.
306
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,120
I'm standing right here.
307
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,840
LINA: Really?
308
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:12,560
- MARK: I need some Vyral.
- You need some rest. Two minutes, please?
309
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,960
- Sure.
- [MONITOR BEEPING]
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00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,760
Think my heroics
deserves one can of Vyral!?
311
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:21,160
Please, you got knocked out with one
punch. Dumbest thing I've ever seen.
312
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:26,320
- Why would you do that, Mark?
- Well... you're my best friend, Layla.
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You're the only best friend I've ever had.
314
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I'd never let anyone hurt you. Ever.
315
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:37,720
No need to get all mushy about it.
I meant why would you ruin the Karate Kid?
316
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,560
Although I'm pretty sure
he didn't get his arse kicked liked that.
317
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,840
Sorry, no spoilers!
318
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:47,040
- Your granny's outside, Layla!
- Thanks. I'd better go.
319
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:50,320
I'm in so much trouble.
I'll try and come see you tomorrow, but...
320
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:53,800
I'll be out by tomorrow anyways.
I didn't choose the hero life.
321
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:57,960
- Yeah, yeah. Later, loser.
- MARK: We're watching all three!
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00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:01,120
You promised in the ambulance, remember?
You're grounded anyways.
323
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:04,200
How are you doing, mister?
324
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:12,240
CORMAC: Zein, listen, I'm telling you pal!
He faked it so well they took it out!
325
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:17,280
I know, I know!
Just so he didn't have sex with her?
326
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:22,520
I mean, like, the commitment of that.
327
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:32,080
Look, you're OK, that's the main thing.
Thank God!
328
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,000
Suppose I'd better let you get some rest.
329
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:37,560
- Don't forget about your walk, Sam!
- Thanks, Marie.
330
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:40,160
DYMPHNA: Don't sit down, you. We're going.
331
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,520
- Who's coming with me?
- CORMAC: I'll take them.
332
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:47,280
You're just back from your holidays.
Probably need to get Stephen his dinner.
333
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:51,560
We'll go with Cormac, then.
Are you sure you're OK?
334
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,040
I'll be fine.
335
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:10,880
LAYLA: I'm sorry.
336
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,320
You could have been really hurt.
337
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:19,160
Mind if I bring this down to Mark?
338
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,760
OK, I've got to go for a walk anyway.
339
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:26,160
- Come on, then. It'd better not be far.
- No, it's just down here.
340
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,920
Bawbaw...
341
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,080
I really am sorry.
342
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,040
Layla.
343
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:52,960
Is that Mark's mum there?
344
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:02,480
- Oh, Layla.
- Debbie, where's Mark? What's wrong?
345
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:06,320
DEBBIE: He had a bleed in his brain.
346
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,680
He's going to be OK, isn't he? Please.
347
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:12,400
(CRYING) He died an hour ago.
348
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:15,560
My sweet baby boy is gone!
349
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,880
Oh, Layla.
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