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What do we want?
Peace!
When do we want it?
Now!
Peace! Now!
Peace! Now!
Bring home the boys for peace!
Bring them home for peace!
Hey, Toz. Food.
Oh, God! Man...
Oh, David! I forgot to tell you...
This woman called from Montopolis.
I'm sorry it's got to change, but 75% of the meetings they decided...
Are you on hold?
Honey, get out there! Go!
Amy, you want me to get her outside?
Domini. Et Filio. Et Spiritu. Amen.
Kyrie eleison.
Christi eleison...?
- Christi Eleison! Go ahead! - Dumbass.
Kyrie eleison.
Christi eleison.
This has got to be reverent. I mean you can't be sacrilegious about it.
- This is serious. - All right. I'm into it.
- All right. Go ahead. - OK.
- Pick it up. - Let me compose myself.
Kyrie eleison.
Christi eleison.
Kyrie eleison.
Christi eleison.
Kyrie eleison.
Christi eleison.
OK, David, you work out now with your prayer.
Give us a prayer.
O God, bless this food to our use and us to thy service
Make us ever mindful of the needs of others
In Christ may we ask it, Amen
That's enough of this God bullshit, let's eat.
There was campers and leads and wares
and seven people holdin' great tubes that put your voices in a box
with little wheels that made it come back again
and people with tall bodies and fat stubbings
and blue lines on their faces and little red hairs too far apart
and beard cline that all did the work and all inscribed fans and cards
with fat biros and words to talk about things
that were talked but not doing
and three-quarters are livin' just talking and burnin' stock
and taking people's money
'cause they couldn't pay their tags and lobbin' and plastic bags.
Actually, this is the tale of my good friend Ben Skabarsak.
All right, what had happened: David had been docked to sell the car.
And I was at home. Toz was here like it was no problem,
but he'd left at ten o'clock to show this guy the car.
And it was midnight and he still wasn't back.
And what she did she started envisioning wrecks.
I didn't really envision his death so much
as I did how I would react to it.
- If what? If he was in a wreck? - If he died. Period.
- But what happened you can't tell. - But what was happening...
Yeah, I know but then my whole head was just absolutely...
like I was ready to fall apart.
What was happening is, she was sending out these vibrations, you see.
Some sort of electronic, non-measurable at this point vibrations
which I was picking up.
And which made me nervous and paranoid about wrecking
and perhaps could have increased the probability of me wrecking the car.
- Ooh! - You see?
- That's scary. - That's a little bit freaky, kids.
And then we're going like,
a step then kind of a shuff... shuffle, you know.
It was real slow.
And like by that point I grabbed for the phone.
I was sitting next to it.
I picked up the phone, and I panically called Steve.
Oh yeah, I was there, you told me about that.
And she asked me where the ghosts were, and I told her.
Our problem is that everyone has told us that house is haunted.
And so we think it's haunted.
All right, how can you explain the door being open,
the light being on in the room?
You must have sub-consciously manoeuvred that.
That's right, Amy, with those thought waves you can do that.
You can turn the light switch on?
I saw that stuff on "You Asked for It" with Art Baker.
- Remember that show? - Oh, God...!
Then don't believe me. That show, you name it, man...
- they did it on that show. - Do you believe anything you see on TV?
You got to, man. That tube does not lie to me!
There were ghosts. I tell you that there were.
But they're in our heads.
Were they friendly ghosts like in "Casper"?
When we first moved in the house, David opened up the cistern in the back...
On the back porch, you know... And...
Now listen! Let me finish, David.
He opened up the cistern and inside there was about seven feet of trash.
And there were two fairly new boots sticking up.
All right. Then we went to the landlord,
and we told him that we'd opened up the cistern
and we were thinking of cleaning it out.
The landlady... the landlady freaked out and said,
"Oh my gosh! I thought I had that thing cemented up.
"Don't you dare open it!"
Now then, we went back about a month later
and opened it up and it was empty. It was all cleaned out.
Now, how do you explain that?
Vincent Price was there.
- She killed her lover... - Vincent Price!
She killed her lover and buried him in the cistern.
- And that lover is haunting the house. - Yes, and she was afraid too.
Right! And he's probably crooked or something.
Amy, it's probably hype to get your money and the deed transferred.
No, really. I mean, honestly.
- I really heard footsteps, you know. - I'm sure you did.
And they didn't go back down the stairs. OK?
- You mean you just heard them one way? - Yes, they only went up.
No... I was logically trying to explain this to myself.
You've been pre-set for that, Amy.
You know they've told you, "You are walkin' into a haunted house."
- And if they tell you that... - But I never believed it. I really didn't.
- I'll get it. - I thought it was a bunch of bullshit.
You know, for somebody to say the house is haunted.
Oh, yeah, it's haunted... Right.
And even when I was there alone I wasn't scared,
because I was working on a sculpture, and I was busy.
So, I wasn't even bugged by being alone. 'Cause I was doing something.
So, why would I dream up something like these noises?
If I wasn't, you know, scared in the first place.
- I believe you. - Thank you.
Oh, wait a minute! You know with those people from the march?
Did anything happen with that?
I mean, did you ever take the newspaper down to them?
Um, it was, it was like it is already...
They already had the information anyway.
- Why didn't they publicise it? - They did.
We just didn't read it.
- What's wrong with this country? - It's flipping out.
Were they really bayoneted?
Yeah. 11 people.
- Did anybody die? - Um, don't know.
- I don't understand. - No way of knowing.
Boy! I'm gonna tell my father, and that's going to blow his mind,
because here he is preaching about how America is really good,
because we don't repress the news, you know,
and we let everybody know what's going on.
Your father's suggested solution was, like Mexico, to repress the news.
Yeah, I know. But he was still saying that...
- It doesn't. - ...that it doesn't.
That America isn't like a communist country
that doesn't let you know what's going on, and they just kill people off.
But what are they doing here?
They're killing people off, and they're not telling anybody.
And it's Communism, and they tell us we're Communists.
It's not Communism.
- What's not Communism? - What you're saying.
Yeah, but that's what my father thinks it is.
Yeah, but you said this is Communism, and it's not.
- Well, it's getting pretty close to it. - You don't know what Communism is.
- You're as bad as your old man. - No!
You point to this and say it's Communism,
you point to that and say Communism.
I'm not saying... Wait a minute.
I'm just saying that in my father's terms,
he terms Communism as being bad. Right?
- Yeah. - OK.
That's all he knows is that everything that's bad is Communism.
OK, well he thinks that America is good, because it's not Communistic.
Wait a minute! Because it's not Communistic.
See? You're using his definition.
- Only in his definition am I going to... - ...say that it's Communistic here.
Right. So that I can blow his whole theory.
I think it'd be a lot clearer if you...
And then, then I can go back and describe what Communism really is.
And that it's not, you know...
You aren't succeeding at anything if you're first using the term wrong though.
So, I should undo it.
Just tell him he doesn't know what Communism is.
He won't believe you, and he'll blow you off.
And you'll blow him off and walk right away,
and he can never hassle us again his whole life.
- What? - Gazonk.
Yeah, and we won't get any more money either.
- Money? - We'll starve to death.
Brown rice.
We may not even get the 500 dollars
he's going to give us for our wedding present.
After he sees our wedding, he may not.
Oh, I thought of a couple more people I want to invite.
So did I.
- You did? - Mm-hmm.
What are we gonna do?
Oh, David?
Alan and Sharon are coming over. I forgot to tell you.
Well, Steve and Jim are coming over too.
Oh, shit. That means we're gonna have to get something to eat.
Thanks.
- Amy? - Yes.
You upstairs?
- We're here! - Just a second!
- Hi! - Hello.
- I hope we're not too early. - No, I think there's going to be a party too.
David's informed me that a few other people are coming.
Hello! Oh, would you get a load of this...?
- He's worn out. - Oh, yes, definitely.
Come on in the kitchen!
- Where are you going in California? - We're going to San Francisco.
I was thinking I have a friend in San Francisco that you could stay with.
- Really? - Yeah.
Awesome!
Karen?
- Hey, Caleb! - Hey, Alan.
- What happened to you? - I was in an accident.
Is that right?
Did you really hurt yourself or you just malingering?
No, you know, it wasn't me. Look, I was in a wheel chair...
A-one, two. A-one, two...
- What's this, Toz? - I was telling you about Ben Skabarsak.
- Right. This friend of yours. - Right. Anyway...
I'm his best friend. He doesn't know that.
But anyway, his best friend is Seymour Mollosk,
a mere two and-a-half-million-year-old fossilised clam,
which I thought was a good sort of friend to be,
considering the sort of relationship you can establish with a clam.
- Are you talkin' to me?
I'm talkin' about Ben Skabarsak.
- I just... - You want me to read this?
Those things slip down out of our attic occasionally,
and I thought they were important if they slipped down out of the attic.
- "F Street Blues". - Yeah.
"Ben Skabarsak lived in a big old house
"that had only one tiny bathroom upstairs in the back.
"There were a lot of rooms in the house, and people lived in all of them.
"Girls too.
"Ben's room was downstairs, right next to the front door,
"so when he had to go to the bathroom he passed by all the rooms,
"and all the people could look out and see him or hear him
"and know he was going to the bathroom.
"Ben always played his harmonica when he went to the bathroom
"so the people wouldn't think he was going to the bathroom.
"This day, there was a light on in the bathroom.
"He could see it through the transom, and the door was closed.
""Maybe somebody's in there,' Ben Skabarsak was thinking.
"He couldn't hear anything. No water running. No movement.
"Maybe nobody's in there.
"He put his fist up to knock on the door.
"Everybody will laugh and laugh and say,
""Ben Skabarsak is going to the bathroom.'
"Is anybody in there? What if it's a girl?
"She'll say, 'Occupied!' and giggle, and everybody will know.
"Ben Skabarsak put his hand on the doorknob.
"What if it is a girl?
"He pulled on his heavy rubber shoes.
"The old grey, weathered boards of the garage were soggy,
"and the cold, damp wind bristled shrilly
"through the cracks between the shrunken timbers.
"But Ben Skabarsak felt warm and comfortable
"as he peed there in the gloom.
"He wasn't thinking anything in particular. Just tinkling."
- Dude, here's another one. - This is really good.
Can't believe it! David is gonna have another party for his Spanish class.
They left the smell of beer from one end of the house to the other.
Not only that, there's some beer cans out in the yard.
I never seen so many beers all over the place!
Toz! Toz, I wanted you to meet...
This is Mahlon. She's a friend of mine from work,
but actually this is the bum who lives here with us,
and he's really fucked up,
so, you don't have to say hello if you don't want to.
- You can flutter your eyelids... - I did.
- ...alluringly anyway. - Shall I chortle alluringly?
- What the hell for? - Like a cote of doves.
Actually, Mahlon came here to fuck David.
- She did? - Yeah.
- I wanted to ball David. - Really? Wouldn't you rather fuck me?
What for? You're not going to have anything more to offer than he does.
- Well, let me see. Let's look... - Let's look at each other.
- Bullshit. Take off your pants. - You take your pants off.
No, I want to see your tits first. I want to see your...
Good grief, I guess I didn't hear an objection.
- We're fixin' to fuck on the steps. - I just introduced 'em!
Are you sure you want to do this thing?
I don't really want to. Listen, I am fallin' down the stairs.
Quit doin' that! I haven't even seen anything yet.
- Hey you guys aren't messin' around.. - Sure, I'll volunteer.
Wait a minute, let me see.
We can make it here! Come on!
They're gonna eat us.
We'll broil ourselves.
David and Amy under glass.
Oh, Amy, I love you.
Let me count the ways.
See, there's um...
I love you for your breasts.
My bagels?
I know why you like me.
Because I'm good to you. Because I...
I do all the dishes.
And cook all the meals.
And pick up all your shit.
And run your bathtub, and clean out the bathtub, and...
Don't even think about it. We're away from that.
Yeah. I may never go back!
I may stay in this plexiglass bubble for the rest of my life.
Look at the sky! Those trees! It's fantastic!
Hello!
Give them some more flowers.
Want a flower?
Would you like a flower?
Just a rose...
It's got acid on it.
She don't want no flower, man
Amy, you're disgusting.
We're really having trouble with my landlord.
- Did he come over? - Yeah.
- Did he know you have a dog? - Yeah.
Have you got a lease?
No, I never signed anything.
Well, I'll tell you what. Why don't you just come stay with us?
Like, we've got tons of rooms and extra mattresses,
and if you get uptight there's no reason why you shouldn't.
Yeah?
In fact there's a study.
Well, there's a junk room we were gonna fix up into a study,
but we'll probably never get around to it.
It's got a place where you could put your clothes and everything,
and you're welcome to use that.
Let's get some of this bird shit off.
- Now that is cold! - I don't want it to be real hot.
I don't care what you want.
Are you going to wash it off?
Oh, you want me to!
Ooh, look at your nipples! All squashed up.
OK. I'll just wash.
I'll bet.
You're tryin' to get in... get in some little fun in there too.
Why don't you go walk down the street, and I'll borrow up a '56 Chevrolet
from someone across the street.
And come up beside me?
And I'll have an arm hanging out. Sort of squished...
Do you want me to walk with my pants unbuttoned a little bit?
- Where are you from? - Nankin Ridge.
Listen, really - where are you from?
I was born in Denniston.
You were born in Denniston?
We quickly moved to Sioux City, Iowa, and then to St. Joe, Missouri.
In order to escape the persecution of the whites by the black community?
The only recollection of my childhood was when I was a rooster.
I bet you were a really fucked-up little kid.
Listen, I was so nifty I could beat up everybody on my block.
You've never been nifty in your life!
That was before I became a pacifist
and had to go around letting people break my glasses.
It's running down here...
Hey, hold on. Here.
Don't get all that paint all over that shit, asshole.
- Don't treat me like a child. - I'm going to kick your ass.
If you're gonna fuck around then fuck around, you'll get yourself hurt.
You're pinching me!
You want to fuck?
You bet!
David?
Hey. Wake up!
David?
Come on, get up!
Get up! It's morning.
Come on! Get up!
Wake up!
Listen to Yellow Dog - new creation...
Ben Skabarsak was shaking a hole and saying to Morris
to scare away this yellow dog lived next door to a house
where he lived with his friends Joffre and Amy
who were always afraid the yellow dog was going to beat up their dog,
but didn't have any teeth due to old age and disease.
When the yellow dog painted silver,
just up and bit off a piece of his leg anyway.
Goddamn Yellow Dog!
Joffre's dog didn't like Ben Skabarsak either
and always peed on the wall in his room.
Oh Mahlon, that's another thing - these guys are male chauvinists.
What's a male chauvinist?
A male chauvinist is somebody that gets away with murder, man!
You do the cooking and the cleaning-up,
and once in a while you may be able to get him to empty the trash,
but you have to... You have to...
- Oh, listen to what I... - Trick 'em.
You got to trick 'em, see? I tricked Toz the other day.
He was emptying out his trash can - just his little trash can,
and when he came back in the door
I had five huge trash cans right in front of him.
He couldn't get in without emptying 'em.
He's sittin' there the whole time cussing me,
"You tricked me! You tricked me! Goddammit, you tricked me."
You quit runnin' amuck. You're the muck runner...
What an awful name! First I was the bagel lady.
Now I'm the muck runner!
Spallwell plays a tune upon the blue guitar...
Here! Let me play "Edelweiss".
This is the only song I know.
I think it's horrible. It looks yellow-green.
- It's really ugly. - Just look at all the medium fills
Kind of an old car.
Ssh... I'm playing "Edelweiss".
I'm gonna get us another harmonica, ours is broke.
I want to get one that sounds really nice.
Maybe I could learn how to play it a bit.
I've got a tambourine.
Amy, I could never play a tambourine.
I know, it's too complicated for you. You have to move it too much.
A bell would be really easy, so you could just blow.
- Toz needs a pencil. - Hmm?
Toz needs a pencil, so he could just tap.
I'm glad you get to live in my house an' all, but...
This isn't your house!
- Go figure, chicky. - It's the Earth's house.
- It's the Earth's house. - No, it's all mine.
If the Earth wants to let you stay it will,
otherwise the ghosts will haunt you out of this place.
There's ghosts here I want you to know.
Oh, Mahlon, before you move in
I just want to warn you that our house is haunted,
and that's why our landlord rents it for so cheap.
But they like us so far, because they haven't shoo'd us out of here.
There's a recent old ghost in my room.
His cousin Ray, you met him, remember?
he wanted to have - what does he call it - a sรฉance here.
And I couldn't stand the idea. I heard some weird things.
- You ever been at one? - Yeah.
- I never have... - Oh, they're scary, but they're fun.
- I get scared hard. - I do too, but it's fun to get scared.
It is?
Yeah. Why do you go if you know you're gonna get scared -
'cause you're gonna get scared.
Right?
Mahlon needs her butt scratched.
OK Mahlon, you gotta sing too!
One, two, three...
Amy, you're pretty good at that.
- For a Jew it's not bad! - Pretty good.
- Yeah. - What?
So good. So good for you.
Actually they're pretty good, those are...
It smokes very nice.
I finished it, David. This is the design for our invitation.
Good shit...
That's not very becoming for a young lady.
In fact, that's downright obscene.
Sorry if I offended you.
You muck runner.
Not that again. Please.
Muck runner.
Runner muck?
Run amuck. That's what we decided.
You weren't even there when we started talking about that.
Yes, she was.
Thank you.
- I just realised it was hot. - Hand me the ashtray.
I just decided I really wouldn't mind getting stoned.
Maybe that's... I wouldn't worry if I did get stoned.
Toz, you are too stoned. Your eyes are red.
His eyes are thinking...
He really does...
Ah, fantastic.
Can I have it?
Oops, doped again.
Who's painting dune buggies, dune buggies is not...
You got to let me have your arm, and I'll light it.
I never design things, you know, like you can see, for distances...
Oh!
He goes up to the bathroom, see,
and he's afraid we're gonna hear him go to the bathroom, you know,
so he takes his harmonica, but he's afraid that's not enough.
So he turns on the faucet.
Amy, that's Ben Skabarsak. I'd never do that! I am not Ben Skabarsak.
Somebody else thought I was Ben Skabarsak...
You mean Ben Skabarsak is living in this house?
Yes!
- Oh, come on. - He is.
Is he the ghost?
Probably, like he's...
This is another one of Amy's statements here.
Keep that up baby.
No. What he really did, he was one of the...
- Why do you always make fun of me? - Amy.
You're such a goose. You always come out with such things...
You're so positive, but they bear with no relation to any fact whatsoever.
- Fuck you! - You'd make a great gossip, Amy.
All you need to do is sit around and listen to ladies at bridge tables.
whilst Skabarsak talked about walnuts or something.
Toz, quit teasing me.
- English walnuts? - English walnuts at that.
David, how could you let him tease me like that?
You know why English walnuts are good for you, Amy?
'Cause you're guilty.
Amy. You know, if you had some English walnuts
that sure would improve your gold shit.
Amy, listen...
I'm not going to listen to you anymore. I hate you.
I don't "hate", that's wrong. I dislike you intensely.
You need some help?
Yeah, why don't you help me do this.
I can't get it...
It needs a hook up there, so...
Yeah.
I hadn't forgotten, I just haven't put it in yet.
Why don't you get up on the stool
and let me get a look at what it looks like already.
OK, turn around very slow.
Have you got the hem all around?
No. Just part of the way. Let me see it in the front.
How does that feel?
I mean, does that look like that'll be the length you want?
That's about right.
It was too short before when you pinned it.
OK
Yeah, I think that's... Don't you?
Yeah. I'm not sure if it's...
Oh, wow! How's it going?
- Hey, you're not supposed to be in here! - You peeked!
This is my wedding dress. Nobody's supposed to see it.
- Turn around a little bit. - Getting ready for the nuptials...
Look, you went through the same thing.
- Yeah, that's what I want to ask you. - He wasn't fitted for a dress though.
But Sharon was.
Since we went through it, why you getting married?
Why'd you go through it?
I haven't answered that question.
You still don't know.
No man, I keep asking myself...
No, I got a reason.
You do, huh?
I do too.
I think it ought to be about three feet shorter.
Hey, let's see what it looks like, Sharon. Real short...!
It's a micro-mini.
Wow!
Short enough so your pic shows your back end.
You could have a little bustle.
- Amy, you look awful. - Beautiful, beautiful.
That is a... Hugh Hefner would...
Listen, my mother bought all this material. We have to use it!
Hey! That's the trim.
Let me show you.
The trim goes right... like this. See?
Amy, listen if you wouldn't get married,
you wouldn't have to go through all this bullshit.
- I kind of like it. It's fun. - What?
Standin' up on a stool all day long for hours and hours?
- I haven't stood up here that long. - You gonna hem it?
Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
No, I think that it's a real nice dress,
and I just want to have a wedding dress on,
so I figured I might as well get married.
Besides that I tricked David into taking me to Europe,
and he wouldn't have taken me unless we got married.
Oh, you again!
I know, but my mother wouldn't have let me go!
The only reason he's marrying you, Amy,
is so that he can get that money so he can go to Europe.
I knew it! I had a feeling about that.
He said something about getting the deed to your ranch.
- Is that right? - No. He got my inheritance though!
I turned 21, and he got my inheritance from my great-grandfather.
I know that's why...
There's bound to be an ashtray around here somewhere...
- Use the bottle right there. - This'll work.
Don't you like my dress, Toz?
Are you kidding me?
I'd like to like it. I'd like to tell you I like it even, but I don't.
Bullshit! You'd like to tell me you hate it!
Because it's a wedding dress you hate it,
or because of what it looks like you hate it?
'Cause it's a wedding dress and you actually stand up on that stool.
So, you don't really hate the dress, you hate the symbolic.
- Yeah. - All right.
Do you like the dress if I was just gonna wear it around the house
and do the dishes and stuff?
Yeah, it's not a bad dress for washing dishes.
All right!
Except the sleeves might get in the dirty water.
Well, then we'll just cut 'em off about there.
After I get married.
Your bites look a lot better.
- It was fuller than this at first. - That might be, but we're losing some.
My great stopper is somewhere...
- Ah, that's hot! - I know.
It feels good. What I need is a cheek.
Well...
Don't wake Grandma Susnik to come in here and take a bath.
I think it must've stung...
You don't need those.
Golly, you cut your face all up.
Uh-oh, we're losin' water!
David, how could you do that?
Amy, it's all your fault.
Nothing's my fault - ever. I'm perfect!
What are you doing? I want to be on top.
Have a foot!
Eat my foot, David.
Caress it.
Ooh, David, I didn't really mean it.
How come I always get this side?
That's male chauvinism again!
Did you feed the dogs this morning?
- You escaped that? - I forgot all about it.
I was gonna remind you, but...
I thought you might make me do it.
- Did you feed your dog? - I just feed him once a day.
Have you ever watched his face? His intelligent little face?
I sit around and watch a little dog's face just lots...
He knows what's going on, you can tell.
When someone says something funny, he smiles.
And his tongue goes out the side of his mouth.
Have you charmed him?
- No, no, no. - Just to pacify me.
Mahlon was pretty uptight about, um,
Toz going to see that other chick in New Mexico.
Yeah?
And she told me that she really digs Toz much.
But I don't think Toz is gonna go anymore.
'Cause Toz digs Mahlon for a change.
He finally found a chick that can make him happy.
You think she can make him happy?
Mahlon's pretty cool.
And like, the one thing that Toz never dug was a chick that was, like er...
...subversive?
No, David.
A chick that, you know, was possessive.
And I don't think Mahlon is. I don't think she knows how to be.
That's how come...
I don't know, I think Mahlon is too good for Toz.
- No, I think you're being crummy. - I don't look good in a moustache.
You don't? Have you ever tried waxin' it up?
No.
A long thin one? How about a Fu Man Chu?
- I think you'd look kinda nifty that way. - Let me see.
I don't.
I know you do.
Well, that's dirty.
I can't help it. I can't help it.
- I'm lazy. Look what it's done for me. - Nothing! At least Toz writes.
- You know, maybe... - That's what's wrong with us.
- What? - It's that he has one thing...
No, at least Toz has something. You don't have anything.
Mahlon did get... she probably did something halfway...
That's what's so cool. I'm free. I don't have anything.
- You don't have anything? - Yeah. I'm free.
You got me. You're stuck with me.
You know what we got to do?
We got to go castrate David.
Perhaps these words best express...
You were born together, and together you shall be forevermore.
You shall be together when the white wings of death scatter your days.
You shall be together even in the silent memory of God.
But let there be spaces in your togetherness.
And let the winds of the heavens dance between you.
Love one another, but make not a bond of love.
Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls.
Fill each other's cup, but drink not from one cup.
Give one another of your bread, but eat not from the same loaf.
Sing and dance together and be joyous,
but let each of you be alone,
for even as the strings of a lute are alone though they quiver with the same music.
Give your hearts but not into each other's keeping,
for only the hand of life can contain your hearts,
and stand together, yet not too near together,
for the pillars of the temple as the pillars of the structure stand apart,
and the oak tree and the cypress grow not in each other's shadow.
As you publicly declare
in the exchange of the symbol of the ring before your community,
may you go from this place with one heart
and ever be grateful for the union of your lives.
May wherever you reside be a holy place because of your presence,
the presence of two human hearts that are sharing.
May every place be made warm by the light of your love
May you grow old together in peace and in happiness.
The more I give to you, the more we have.
Like a flower that gives and grows,
and gives and grows...
Congratulations.
The most important thing that they be very, very happy, right?
Yes.
- Congratulations. - Thank you.
Lots and lots of love.
Just be happy the rest of your life.
All the happiness in the world, dear.
To you too, David. Lots of happiness.
You should be.
You want to come cut your wedding cake?
Yeah, you wanna come get some cake?
Come on!
- Congratulations. - Congratulations.
- At least it didn't rain. - No, we had a marvelous day.
Well, hello, Richard.
I want to wish you the best of luck as you embark on the career of marriage.
That was really nice.
- Hello, John. - There you are!
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