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Please don't shoot! 14 00:01:37,223 --> 00:01:39,975 The riff-raff has nowhere to run now, do you now? 15 00:01:45,523 --> 00:01:48,943 At that moment, partner, a movie played in my head. 16 00:01:49,527 --> 00:01:52,112 And I remembered how my story began. 17 00:01:54,073 --> 00:01:56,367 No, not that! That's my birth. Take that out, take it out! 18 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:59,912 I remembered things that happened much later. 19 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:06,085 BRASILIA, 2020 20 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:09,296 I knew I would someday use 21 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:13,592 my grandfather's typewriter... 22 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,148 What is it, man? 23 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,236 Take your cut, come on! 24 00:02:32,528 --> 00:02:33,863 What's that, what's that man? 25 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:35,029 Well... 26 00:02:35,406 --> 00:02:38,367 - it's for the cop. - For the cop? 27 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:41,287 A cup of coffee. Milk for the cat. 28 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:43,289 A pat on the back. 29 00:02:43,414 --> 00:02:45,666 This is to play along in the game. Eh? 30 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:47,083 Hmm. 31 00:02:47,877 --> 00:02:50,296 You mean a bribe, right? 32 00:02:50,421 --> 00:02:54,049 Take your cut right there! Today I have a date with a babe 33 00:02:54,133 --> 00:02:56,260 that I met on a dating app. 34 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:59,179 What babe? Where do you get babes? That's a lie, man! 35 00:02:59,430 --> 00:03:00,723 I'm late. 36 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:03,434 Take your cut already, before somebody gets here. 37 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:06,562 Now I'm beginning to understand. 38 00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:08,814 You're trying to frame me. 39 00:03:08,898 --> 00:03:11,525 Are you trying to punk me? 40 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:14,361 It's that Candid Camera thing, right? 41 00:03:14,445 --> 00:03:18,073 Where's the camera? You want to catch me red handed! 42 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,159 I'm gonna find the camera! I know there's cameras. 43 00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:22,077 Camera? There's cameras here. 44 00:03:22,161 --> 00:03:24,538 Cameras, cameras, cameras in the candy. 45 00:03:25,164 --> 00:03:27,124 The lion's den. You also have cameras? 46 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,585 You must have hidden one. 47 00:03:31,295 --> 00:03:33,589 A micro-camera! 48 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:37,927 Look, so small. I almost didn't see it. 49 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:40,721 I'm not trying to frame you. Nobody's watching. 50 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:42,181 Come on, take your cut. 51 00:03:42,348 --> 00:03:46,936 You think I got into politics to steal? 52 00:03:48,062 --> 00:03:51,941 You think I got into politics to take money from the voters? 53 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:53,192 Do you? 54 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:58,822 - I do. - No siree, never! 55 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,367 I got in to end corruption. 56 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:04,078 If one day I have to steal, 57 00:04:04,787 --> 00:04:07,081 you'll have to kick me out of the party. 58 00:04:07,623 --> 00:04:10,918 And that won't be easy at all. 59 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:15,589 Coward! Scoundrel. 60 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:18,842 Son of a gun. 61 00:04:19,301 --> 00:04:20,761 I was fired, Uóston! 62 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:23,013 They fired me, Uóston. 63 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:24,974 Just because I ran over a panda. 64 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:26,558 I don't even remember that, man. 65 00:04:26,642 --> 00:04:28,519 That was a hoax, Madeinusa. Fake news. 66 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,187 Look how perfect it is. 67 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,106 Look, it's perfect, Uóston. 68 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,276 They finished me off, man. 69 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:40,948 I'm sad, but on the other hand, I'm happy because you came with me. 70 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:43,075 I came because I was fired too, really. 71 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:45,035 You mean the whole cabinet was fired? 72 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:47,621 No, only me, because I'm your cousin. 73 00:04:47,705 --> 00:04:49,540 That's the problem with having a twin cousin. 74 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:53,043 If we weren't so alike, you could say you aren't, and they'd believe you. 75 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:57,965 Uóston, the truth, Uóston, is that my life is a tragedy. 76 00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:00,759 Uóston, everything I touch is destroyed. 77 00:05:01,010 --> 00:05:02,636 I'm jinxed, Uóston. 78 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,388 Take this for me, for God's sake! 79 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,557 - Am I going to carry this? - Forgive me, Madeinusa. 80 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,810 Uóston, I'm jinxed, I'm so jinxed, that one day, Uóston, 81 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:11,228 - I bought a circus. - Yes. 82 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,980 - On that very day... - Yes. 83 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:15,315 - The bearded woman lost her beard. - Jeez. 84 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:18,235 One day, I ordered a stuffed puff-pastry to eat, 85 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,779 - and the pastry came without the puff. - Good grief! 86 00:05:20,863 --> 00:05:24,324 Good coffee, Mr. Zé? Uóston, I'm really jinxed. 87 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:26,952 Uóston, the truth is that if I decided to make a movie, 88 00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:29,705 if I wanted to be the protagonist, 89 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:31,484 there's a chance that on that day 90 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:34,793 there'd be a worldwide pandemic. 91 00:05:35,419 --> 00:05:38,297 Coronga Virus. The movie would be postponed several times. 92 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:39,860 But that really happened, right, man? 93 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:43,469 So you see how jinxed I am, nothing works for me. 94 00:05:43,552 --> 00:05:45,405 It's not like that, you've done several things... 95 00:05:45,429 --> 00:05:48,265 What have I done? Tell me one thing! Just one! 96 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:51,018 Off the top of my head, I can think of several things. 97 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:53,496 - That day that you went... - What did I do? What? What? 98 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:54,956 - You went and... - Tell me, what did I do! 99 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:56,380 You became a politician, Madeinusa! 100 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,025 Cos I didn't know how to do anything. 101 00:05:58,233 --> 00:05:59,878 And when I discovered I didn't know anything, 102 00:05:59,902 --> 00:06:03,113 I realized I'm useless, man. 103 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:06,992 You're right, Madeinusa! That's how it is. 104 00:06:07,743 --> 00:06:09,536 - It's the system. - The system is crude. 105 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:11,705 The system is a lot stronger than us. 106 00:06:12,081 --> 00:06:14,666 Uóston, I just realized something. 107 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:19,046 We turn and turn, and stop at the same place. 108 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:22,091 Uóston, it's like a boomerang. 109 00:06:22,174 --> 00:06:23,550 - Yes, Madeinusa. - Life is cruel. 110 00:06:23,634 --> 00:06:25,594 - Lift your head! - What is it? 111 00:06:26,178 --> 00:06:27,178 Do you see it? 112 00:06:27,513 --> 00:06:29,431 Do you? Do you? 113 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:32,518 I see it, Uóston! I lost my job, not my eyesight, man. 114 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:36,146 Well, this place is not for Madeinusa, no siree. 115 00:06:36,939 --> 00:06:39,274 I suspected from the beginning. 116 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,151 You're right, dear Uóston. 117 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:43,946 Let's go back to Banabuiú City. 118 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:45,614 Uóston? 119 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:46,989 Yes, Madeinusa! 120 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:48,534 Prepare the first class! 121 00:06:52,496 --> 00:06:53,622 That's what we got, Ma. 122 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:57,709 Congressman Madeinusa. Having to endure something like this! 123 00:06:58,043 --> 00:07:00,712 Why is that your name, Madeinusa? 124 00:07:00,963 --> 00:07:02,381 You know I'm adopted, right? 125 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:06,927 Mom couldn't get pregnant. One beautiful Sunday, 126 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:10,347 at 6:45 am, I was left at the door. 127 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:13,100 Dad said, "Is it daddy's boy, is it?" 128 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:16,311 It's daddy's boy! What will we call him?" 129 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,939 When mom looks at my clothes, there was a label 130 00:07:19,982 --> 00:07:23,402 and it said: "Made in USA". 131 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:27,156 My mom said, "Francisco, here's his name!" 132 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:30,659 Dad said, "Let's name him Francisco, after his father!". 133 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:31,742 That's why they called me 134 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,495 Francisco Madeinusa. 135 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,456 What a beautiful story, bro. I had no idea. 136 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:39,168 Now, I'm not liking that sad song. 137 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:42,796 Hey! Driver! Play something cheerful. We're at the beginning of the movie. 138 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:54,892 Man, how much longer? 139 00:07:55,434 --> 00:07:56,434 Shut up, Madeinusa. 140 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,604 - Are we close? - No! 141 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:00,272 - Uóston! - What? 142 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:02,566 - Are we getting there? - No, man! 143 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:06,945 - Where are we? In Brasília? - It's a shortcut. 144 00:08:07,029 --> 00:08:08,030 We're back! 145 00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:16,496 C'mon! Go, go! 146 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:19,082 C'mon, we're close! Look at the beautiful yellow house. 147 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:21,877 Oh, home sweet home! 148 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:25,672 My God, how I missed home. I'm exhausted. 149 00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:26,858 Uóston, make yourself at home. 150 00:08:26,882 --> 00:08:28,109 This is the kitchen; that's living room. 151 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:30,302 In the living room there's a sofa bed, an Xbox, 152 00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:32,346 get comfortable, feel at home, the house is yours! 153 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:35,307 - I've got to go to take a leak. - Go, man 154 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:46,026 Oh, Uóston, I just wanted to change my life, Uóston! 155 00:08:46,485 --> 00:08:48,320 I don't know, man, change jobs. 156 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:51,573 I wish fate would give me a sign. 157 00:08:51,657 --> 00:08:53,200 Send me a clue. 158 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:55,077 BECOME A DETECTIVE. OPPORTUNITY 159 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,704 Of course nothing is just going to jump at us. 160 00:08:57,913 --> 00:09:00,040 Nothing's just going to come from nowhere. 161 00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:02,542 I saw it now. Look what it says there. 162 00:09:02,626 --> 00:09:06,004 Here's your chance to become a detective! 163 00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:08,590 I want to know at least what I'm gonna do, 164 00:09:08,674 --> 00:09:09,675 but it's difficult... 165 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,301 Look! Look at the TV, Madeinusa! 166 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:13,971 - Listen, it is you I'm talking to? - TV, Uóston? 167 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:17,724 - But the man... - What do I want with a TV host, Uóston! 168 00:09:17,975 --> 00:09:22,229 Oh, Jesus Christ. Please! Give me a sign. 169 00:09:22,521 --> 00:09:23,522 Give me a sign! 170 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:26,817 Send me some light! Give me a sign! 171 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,611 - Man, have you seen this here now? - No. 172 00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:30,988 - What was that? - It's useless! 173 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,864 - Hey! - Are you crazy? 174 00:09:32,948 --> 00:09:34,950 The guy's just like that dude! Like the dude... 175 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:37,286 Mister, your drumstick! 176 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:43,792 Jeez, look at that. Look at the size of this drumstick! It's tiny! 177 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:47,838 That's the way it is, if you want something different, go elsewhere. 178 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:52,384 Forgive me, but he's right. We need a loupe in order to see this. 179 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:56,555 It's not to look at, just eat it, if you'd like to see, order goggles. 180 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:59,099 No, miss, I need sustenance. What's this here? 181 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:02,728 Wait, wait, wait! What did you say, Uóston? 182 00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:04,163 - Sustenance. - No, before that. 183 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:05,647 - Drumstick. - No, after. 184 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:07,983 - To see. - No, Uóston. 185 00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:09,901 What did you say between before and after? 186 00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:12,154 The thing to see through, what's its name? 187 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:13,572 - A loupe. - A loupe! 188 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:16,908 That's it! A loupe. That matches with a detective, 189 00:10:16,992 --> 00:10:18,744 and that suits Madeinusa. 190 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,287 - That's it! - But I... 191 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:22,914 That was the clue I was looking for. That's it! 192 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:24,624 I will find out everything 193 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:27,085 and put an end to the gang that expelled me from the party. 194 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,921 Detective Madeinusa. 195 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:35,552 - That's like a superhero, right? - It is. 196 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:40,015 Now he won't want to leave here! I'm stoked now, man! 197 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:43,810 When do we start this? When do...? 198 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,103 Ma! 199 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:51,442 Hey, Ma. 200 00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:02,829 [whip crackling} 201 00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:06,518 It's today! Today's the big day! 202 00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:08,895 It's my online detective course 203 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:13,066 and nothing, nothing else will go wrong in my life. 204 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,573 Jesus, thank God! 205 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:23,243 The man brought light, wonderful! How much for your services, my friend? 206 00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:27,330 - Rs 500. - Rs 500? You think I'm stupid, huh? 207 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,833 - Yes. - Pay the man! 208 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:31,001 What? 209 00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:32,586 The man was honest, pay him. 210 00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:35,431 He charged Rs 500 to connect two wires and you're calling him honest? 211 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:37,799 When I asked, "You think I'm stupid?", 212 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:40,218 he said yes, he confirmed. Pay, pay. 213 00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:45,599 "Online detective course". 214 00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:49,478 "Do you want to become a detective, yes or no?" 215 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,189 Jesus, it starts out like that, complicated. 216 00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:54,191 I'll take a guess, yes. 217 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:58,111 "Congratulations, you have just become a detective". 218 00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:00,238 I'm a detective, man! 219 00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:02,657 "Print your diploma". 220 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:06,953 "Print your...". Jesus Christ! 221 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:10,123 How am I going to print the diploma, Holy Father? 222 00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:13,835 Madeinusa, aren't you a detective now? Investigate! 223 00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,296 It's hard, but I'll find out, wait. 224 00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:18,215 Print the diploma... 225 00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:21,760 Print a certificate, it's this way... Print a certificate... 226 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,557 CERTIFICATE 227 00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:34,773 Uóston, why didn't you tell me you'd already taken this filthy course? 228 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:40,570 Madeinusa. Private Detective and Secret Agent. 229 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:43,490 You're going to put "secret agent" on your sign? 230 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,116 And how would they know, Uóston? 231 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,744 Who's going to know if I don't put it on the sign? 232 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:52,374 Uóston, there are times when I realize you're somewhat... clumsy. 233 00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:54,261 What matters is that everything will change. 234 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,670 Starting today, our lives will change. 235 00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:58,630 It'll be like in the movies. 236 00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:00,173 The detective puts up the sign, 237 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:03,134 enters through that door with his assistant, 238 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,220 then in comes a tall blonde woman, 239 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:06,638 like an American, 240 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:10,392 beautiful, and completely mysterious. 241 00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:18,733 It didn't work, she's not a blonde. 242 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,860 - Sorry guys, I... - You crazy, man? 243 00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:22,404 She's our first client. 244 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,363 Let's go, detective! 245 00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:33,582 Aha! Well, well, well. 246 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:36,626 Look what we have here, my dear Uóston. 247 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:38,792 I already know everything. 248 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:42,507 Your husband is cheating on you with a tall, beautiful, strong, blonde. 249 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,634 American, speaks English. 250 00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:48,054 Problematic, I know. 251 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:51,433 But rest assured, my dear darling. 252 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,560 The two of us are going to investigate 253 00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:58,857 and discover that everything is part of an international conspiracy 254 00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:01,359 to exterminate the penguins in the Amazon. 255 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:02,736 Penguins in the Amazon, dude? 256 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:07,157 Correction, the penguins are from Sobral, State of Ceará. 257 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,867 I think I made a mistake. 258 00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:12,495 I was looking for the beauty salon, which is back there. 259 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:13,579 Oh, right. 260 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:18,418 But in that case, we also know how to wax, you know? 261 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:20,629 I do it myself. 262 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,431 This can't be happening, my God! 263 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,728 Maybe it was a mistake... 264 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,356 But maybe it wasn't? 265 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:19,562 HOW TO CONQUER WOMEN 266 00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:34,828 ASSISTANT TO PRIVATE DETECTIVE AND SECRET AGENT 267 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:35,911 Now we're talking! 268 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:43,420 Dear, Uóston, any news? 269 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,172 No news, man. 270 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:49,592 I was outside putting up my sign to see if I got lucky like you. 271 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,512 Did you by chance forget what we came to do here? 272 00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,806 To wait for the blondes to show up at our office? 273 00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:56,266 No, Uóston! 274 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:59,310 We came to take revenge on those corrupt politicians. 275 00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:01,479 You're right, man, forgive me. 276 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,441 But how are we going to get our first case? 277 00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:07,277 The only thing not lacking in the country is corrupt politicians. 278 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:09,904 There's one in every corner. 279 00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:12,157 Especially here in Banabuiú City. 280 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,576 There's more corrupt politician than bugs. 281 00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:17,120 Just yell. Anybody there? 282 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,457 Show yourselves! 283 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,295 That's strange, nobody showed up. 284 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,701 I think it's best we look in the streets, don't you think? 285 00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:28,673 What streets, man! 286 00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:31,760 Let's go to a place where I know there are corrupt politicians. 287 00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:32,843 Shall we? 288 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,185 BANABUIÚ YACHT CLUB ― 1:15 pm 289 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:41,388 Do you see anything, do you? 290 00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,772 I'm looking, but there's no one yet, Ma. 291 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,566 I can't see a thing, my friend. 292 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,066 Looks like our camouflage really is working, right? 293 00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:51,905 Dumb ass, lift up your head, Ma. 294 00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:52,988 That's it. 295 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:56,534 Look, in a moment you'll see a guy coming out 296 00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,828 with a case full of dirty money, you'll see. 297 00:17:58,912 --> 00:17:59,788 Why do you think that? 298 00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:03,166 My friend, this is the politicians' point. 299 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,210 They're all in the restaurant over there. 300 00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:07,712 In a moment something will happen, pay attention. 301 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:10,047 Watch! 302 00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:19,140 I was here thinking... 303 00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:20,975 TWO HOURS LATER 304 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,978 Why is an orange called "orange" 305 00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:27,398 and lime is not called "green"? 306 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:31,027 But a banana isn't called "yellow". 307 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:33,863 But tangerine is called tangerine. 308 00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:35,949 There's also pumpkin orange, man. 309 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,494 What are you saying, bro? 310 00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:44,581 Jeez! 311 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,085 - Look, there, bro! - What? 312 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,629 There's a man there with a case in hand! 313 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:54,092 - And now? Didn't I tell you? - It's now, man. Our first mission! 314 00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:55,635 I'll go that way, crawling. 315 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:58,179 You go around here and we go together, man. 316 00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:05,728 It's over, playboy! The shit hit the fan, man! 317 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:06,938 Shit, Madeinusa! 318 00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:09,649 - You didn't wait for me, dude! - Out, out of the way! 319 00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:11,901 Calm down, detective in action! I got you! 320 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:31,838 Hello, ladies. I'm a detective, do you need protection? 321 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,171 - Yes! - Yes! 322 00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:37,343 - It's really hot! - Let's go, man. 323 00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,655 - My card, if you need anything. - Are you going crazy, huh? 324 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:40,679 Thank you! 325 00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:41,848 Feel that hot sun. 326 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:45,184 We're live with the botanist Marcelo Pereira, 327 00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:47,896 who left his family to follow a plant. 328 00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:51,482 Exactly! I abandoned my home, my family, my career, everything, 329 00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:53,484 to come live in this tent for the past 20 years, 330 00:19:53,568 --> 00:19:55,737 to take loving care of this plant over here, 331 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,655 that is unique in the world. It's today, huh? 332 00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:59,324 But what's so special about it? 333 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:01,784 Thank God you asked, because this plant 334 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,662 is the last of its species in the world, 335 00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:07,624 and every 20 years, a flower blooms in it. 336 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:12,295 Exactly in 30 seconds. And today we will capture this! 337 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:13,671 - What's that? - No! No! 338 00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:15,632 - Get out of the way! - No! 339 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:19,177 - I'm in a hurry! - No! 340 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,764 No! 341 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:27,644 Get that man, Madeinusa! 342 00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:48,665 Scoundrel! You got in the water, precisely today, 343 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,041 which is not my bathing day! 344 00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:52,126 And now, Madeinusa? What will you do? 345 00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:53,670 If it wasn't for me, Uóston, 346 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,713 what would become of your life? 347 00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:56,997 What are you doing, Madeinusa? 348 00:20:57,674 --> 00:20:59,592 Olga, one of my girlfriends. 349 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,306 I've never seen a dude with so many women, jeez! 350 00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:05,223 But none of them does what Olga does. 351 00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:08,101 Nobody does what Olga does. None of them. 352 00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:09,519 Nobody does what Olga does. 353 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,563 Man, I don't want to intrude, but that dude is drowning, you know? 354 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,734 - Do your thing! - Going! 355 00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:17,944 Take the doll! 356 00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:23,199 C'mon, Uóston! Hold Olga's leg. 357 00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:25,785 You ripped Olga's arm off! Holy Father. 358 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,454 This is how, this is how we treat scoundrels. 359 00:21:28,538 --> 00:21:30,540 Look at how we treat scoundrels, like this, look! 360 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,083 Take the bag, take the bag! 361 00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:34,418 Madeinusa! 362 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:39,465 It's thousands, and thousands, and thousands of dollars, Madeinusa. 363 00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:42,301 This is what I call money laundering. 364 00:21:43,386 --> 00:21:47,432 Laundering money, crook! Jeez! 365 00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:50,018 - It's a bomb! - It's a bomb! 366 00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:53,479 - My God in Heaven, Madeinusa! - Holy God, forgive me, buddy. 367 00:21:53,688 --> 00:21:55,106 Are you crazy, Madeinusa? 368 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,483 And we were thinking badly of you. I'm sorry. 369 00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:58,735 - That's a bomb! - Shut up! 370 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,654 We have to be men and recognize our mistakes, Uóston. 371 00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:03,990 The man was only carrying a bomb. 372 00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:05,575 Say you're sorry! 373 00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:09,495 - I'm sorry, Madeinusa. - Not to me, Uóston! To the young man! 374 00:22:09,579 --> 00:22:11,330 - I'm sorry, bomber man. - No problem, son. 375 00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:12,808 - Done, sir. - You've been forgiven. 376 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,072 - Thanks. Go with God. - Thanks. 377 00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:16,085 Hey, I'm proud of you. 378 00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:18,880 We are here with this man who just helped arrest 379 00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:20,715 a very well-known terrorist. 380 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:24,886 Well-known? Gosh, I didn't know that man myself. 381 00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:27,847 - Would you like to say something? - Something. 382 00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:30,701 Take advantage that we are live and advertise our work, man! 383 00:22:30,725 --> 00:22:31,725 That's true. 384 00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:34,979 Do you need a detective? 385 00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:37,732 I can be your private agent. 386 00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:41,027 I will spy for you, I will be your detective... 387 00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:44,864 I'm the detective Madeinusa, call now! 388 00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:48,034 Richélio, it seems we've found our man. 389 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:50,912 - I want you to bring him here. - Alright, sir. 390 00:22:51,621 --> 00:22:54,290 - Bring clothes, let's see. - Of course. 391 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,084 Call now, you won't regret it! 392 00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:58,169 - This one? - No, not that one. 393 00:22:58,461 --> 00:23:00,713 - This one? - That's awful. 394 00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:03,174 - This one? - That's from last season. 395 00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:04,675 - This one? - That's the one. 396 00:23:04,759 --> 00:23:06,052 Excellent choice, sir. 397 00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:07,335 Detective Madeinusa. The best! 398 00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:10,014 ONE WEEK LATER 399 00:23:16,646 --> 00:23:18,147 You made another one, right? 400 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:20,691 Another score! 401 00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:23,778 Son of a gun! 402 00:23:25,238 --> 00:23:26,906 Fire, fire! 403 00:23:27,281 --> 00:23:28,908 - Stomp it, stomp it! - Madeinusa! 404 00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:30,451 Kill! Kill! Kill! 405 00:23:30,785 --> 00:23:33,287 Call the police, call the firefighters, call NASA! 406 00:23:33,371 --> 00:23:34,371 Christ! 407 00:23:34,872 --> 00:23:36,165 Oh my God, I've seen death! 408 00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:38,875 There, man! 409 00:23:39,669 --> 00:23:41,462 If we don't work out as detectives, 410 00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:43,398 we could make a living at least as firefighters. 411 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,299 Oh my God, it's true! 412 00:23:45,383 --> 00:23:49,345 Because as detectives, look at this, dammit, look at this office! 413 00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:52,098 It's all... look, look, 414 00:23:52,390 --> 00:23:54,308 it's full of flies. 415 00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:56,227 Stop it, man, stop it! 416 00:23:56,978 --> 00:23:59,105 It's Shirley and Mara, don't mess with them. 417 00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:01,440 He keeps calling me Shirley, my name is Claudio, man. 418 00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:06,195 I don't know, it could be that flies aren't gendered. 419 00:24:08,698 --> 00:24:09,991 Guga! Guga! 420 00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:12,201 - No! - I killed it! 421 00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:14,120 - Why did you do that, dude? - I killed it. 422 00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:15,204 Genocide! 423 00:24:15,997 --> 00:24:18,332 Is it Shirley, Mara or Genocide? Make up your mind! 424 00:24:18,499 --> 00:24:20,835 Look, look at the mess you made here. 425 00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:22,587 Just clean it up, baby! Come on! 426 00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:24,881 - Yes, but it's me who has to do it! - Lazy! 427 00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:30,720 - Who's that? - I don't know. It's for you. 428 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:50,364 That's keeping you busy. 429 00:24:58,331 --> 00:24:59,373 Ow! 430 00:25:05,463 --> 00:25:08,216 I can't do this, man. 431 00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:10,301 Waxing is back there, friend! 432 00:25:11,719 --> 00:25:13,471 I don't need that, friend. 433 00:25:13,554 --> 00:25:15,139 My friend, you don't understand. 434 00:25:15,223 --> 00:25:18,434 I meant that if you're looking for a waxing salon, 435 00:25:18,559 --> 00:25:20,519 that's Dora in the back. 436 00:25:20,645 --> 00:25:23,356 Epilator Dora, removes your hair and more! 437 00:25:25,316 --> 00:25:28,736 I'm not looking for a wax job, friend. I'm looking for a detective. 438 00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:30,571 A detective, man! 439 00:25:30,655 --> 00:25:33,407 And not just any detective! One of the best. 440 00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:36,744 Introduce him to me, where is he? I want to meet that man... 441 00:25:36,827 --> 00:25:39,372 Are you crazy, man? Welcome! 442 00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:44,210 You're facing the greatest detective in all of Brazil, maybe in the world! 443 00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:45,293 Where? 444 00:25:45,962 --> 00:25:48,881 Detective Madeinusa and his assistant Uóston. 445 00:25:48,965 --> 00:25:51,592 - Us. - Please, follow us into our office, 446 00:25:51,676 --> 00:25:52,969 so you may explain your case. 447 00:25:53,094 --> 00:25:55,638 No way. You two have to come with me. 448 00:25:55,972 --> 00:25:57,265 This case is hairy. 449 00:25:57,431 --> 00:25:59,308 Young man, you're stubborn. A hairy case? 450 00:25:59,392 --> 00:26:02,812 I just told you that hair issues is at the back, 451 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:04,563 at the waxing salon, with Epilator Dora. 452 00:26:04,647 --> 00:26:07,358 Epilator Dora removes your hair and more. 453 00:26:07,441 --> 00:26:08,441 Follow me! 454 00:26:09,110 --> 00:26:10,111 Man, where you going? 455 00:26:10,194 --> 00:26:12,321 Haven't you seen his size, the clothes he's wearing? 456 00:26:12,405 --> 00:26:14,573 We have to put on suits, this is a big fish. 457 00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:17,910 Man... His clothes won't fit me, man! Each one, his own! 458 00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:25,751 What a spacious car! It looks like a hearse! 459 00:26:25,835 --> 00:26:28,671 It's a very rare limousine. 460 00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:33,384 There's only one limousine Line Star 1961. 461 00:26:33,676 --> 00:26:34,760 And it belongs to my boss. 462 00:26:34,844 --> 00:26:38,222 The great Neldson, the biggest lobbyist in the world. 463 00:26:38,306 --> 00:26:42,059 Very famous, filthy rich, a millionaire, 464 00:26:42,143 --> 00:26:44,895 a trillionaire, a zillionaire. 465 00:26:44,979 --> 00:26:48,774 Very famous? That's funny, I never heard of this Neldson. 466 00:26:48,858 --> 00:26:51,277 Surely you've heard about his projects. 467 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,529 The three-pin socket 468 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:57,408 or the bank slip that can only be paid at the bank itself, 469 00:26:57,491 --> 00:26:58,909 after the expiration date. 470 00:26:58,993 --> 00:27:01,078 - This son of a gun invented that? - That's him... 471 00:27:01,162 --> 00:27:05,082 I demand silence. Absolute secrecy. 472 00:27:07,043 --> 00:27:08,377 Behave, Made! 473 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,150 I know that look watching me through the rear view mirror! 474 00:27:13,174 --> 00:27:16,427 - No you don't! No you don't! - Hey, wait a minute! Driver? 475 00:27:16,594 --> 00:27:18,888 Turn around just a minute, I want to confirm something. 476 00:27:20,473 --> 00:27:22,516 The driver is Rubens Barrichello. 477 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,186 Damn, it really is him. It is Rubens, man. 478 00:27:25,269 --> 00:27:26,604 God help me! 479 00:27:26,687 --> 00:27:28,105 NELDSON'S MANSION 480 00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:38,366 Crap, Madeinusa! 481 00:27:38,449 --> 00:27:40,076 - Good day, Wanderlei! - Good afternoon. 482 00:27:40,576 --> 00:27:44,288 I knew it, this is the mansion of Wanderlei Silva! 483 00:27:44,372 --> 00:27:46,332 - It's really him! - Look at his house! 484 00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:49,210 No! This is not his house, man! 485 00:27:49,752 --> 00:27:52,922 He's the security guard. Come on! This way. 486 00:27:53,589 --> 00:27:54,965 - Security! - Security! 487 00:27:58,135 --> 00:28:00,805 What are you staring at? Have you lost something, bro? 488 00:28:01,389 --> 00:28:02,807 Don't pull that face on me, bro! 489 00:28:03,057 --> 00:28:04,392 You crazy, man? 490 00:28:04,809 --> 00:28:08,062 You're lucky that he hates trouble. 491 00:28:17,905 --> 00:28:21,409 - What a show-off, Uóston! - Look at the size of this house! 492 00:28:22,159 --> 00:28:24,495 - Hello, Gustavo! - Good afternoon! 493 00:28:24,662 --> 00:28:28,207 Oh, shit! That's Gustavo Borges, the swimmer. 494 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:31,043 The one with the medals? 495 00:29:02,825 --> 00:29:03,951 Is this a joke, man? 496 00:29:08,456 --> 00:29:10,541 They thought I was a nerd! 497 00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:12,501 I'm modern, I use TikTok. 498 00:29:13,586 --> 00:29:14,586 Stop! 499 00:29:14,712 --> 00:29:15,712 I'm sorry, sir! 500 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:19,341 The famous Madeinusa. 501 00:29:19,467 --> 00:29:22,052 - Madeinusa. - And his faithful squire. 502 00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:25,431 It's a pleasure, I'm Uóston with an accent on the "o". 503 00:29:25,514 --> 00:29:28,034 - It was a spelling mistake. - Was it supposed to be Washington? 504 00:29:28,225 --> 00:29:30,478 It was supposed to be Uóston, but without the accent. 505 00:29:32,062 --> 00:29:33,105 The pleasure is all yours. 506 00:29:33,189 --> 00:29:36,400 It's ours. Welcome. Feel at home. 507 00:29:36,484 --> 00:29:40,446 You must be curious to know how we got to you. 508 00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:43,782 Very simple, you came along Fifth Street, 509 00:29:43,866 --> 00:29:46,911 turned right, went to number 32, 510 00:29:46,994 --> 00:29:50,331 second floor, went down those stairs, little house on the left, 511 00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:52,291 in front of Epilator Dora. 512 00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:55,211 Epilator Dora removes your hair and more. 513 00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:56,921 - What? - It was very easy. 514 00:29:57,087 --> 00:30:02,426 This guy's head spins fast, right? He's agile, distinct, versatile. 515 00:30:02,510 --> 00:30:03,761 Versatile. Versatile! 516 00:30:04,345 --> 00:30:07,598 - Richélio! - Yes, sir. 517 00:30:08,724 --> 00:30:10,285 I have a little surprise for you, young man! 518 00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:13,062 Surprise? I love them! I really... 519 00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:20,277 Look, it's a firefly! 520 00:30:20,653 --> 00:30:22,571 No, man! Look at us over there! 521 00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:24,615 I also have my card! I- 522 00:30:24,698 --> 00:30:25,699 - What do you see? - Me! 523 00:30:25,783 --> 00:30:29,411 You, a superhero. How beautiful! 524 00:30:29,495 --> 00:30:32,206 - I'm beautiful! - It's beautiful how you save people! 525 00:30:32,289 --> 00:30:33,749 - It's gone virus. - Viral, bro. 526 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,251 Viral, it went viral. 527 00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:38,587 This video is being watched more than Whindersson Nunes'. 528 00:30:38,671 --> 00:30:43,008 - Don't say that! He's a loser. - Is he? 529 00:30:43,092 --> 00:30:44,718 - He works here with me. - Does he? 530 00:30:44,969 --> 00:30:48,013 He isn't worth half a Neldson. Richélio! 531 00:30:48,222 --> 00:30:49,098 Yes, sir? 532 00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:53,352 I realized that I'm not up to the moment, the occasion. 533 00:30:57,022 --> 00:30:58,107 That's it! 534 00:30:59,483 --> 00:31:00,483 Now we're talking! 535 00:31:01,569 --> 00:31:03,070 I feel a need for music! 536 00:31:03,654 --> 00:31:06,031 - Music? - Music, yes! Alok! 537 00:31:09,410 --> 00:31:10,953 Damn! He's got Alok all to himself! 538 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,997 Alok! Yes! 539 00:31:13,706 --> 00:31:15,249 There's only two in the world. 540 00:31:15,332 --> 00:31:16,417 I bought this one. 541 00:31:18,711 --> 00:31:20,796 Come back, Richélio. 542 00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:31,055 Stop! 543 00:31:32,308 --> 00:31:33,684 Just a little bit, son! Holy Mary! 544 00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:35,447 You just want to play your own repertoire. 545 00:31:35,561 --> 00:31:38,441 This sounds like a show by Safadão. God forbid! Put on some lounge music. 546 00:31:38,939 --> 00:31:41,150 Now let's get to it! 547 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,193 - Come on! - Yes. 548 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,572 Those who know me, know I love animals. 549 00:31:46,739 --> 00:31:47,781 Look at my Betta fish. 550 00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:50,367 Come see! Look at his Betta fish! 551 00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:52,369 Where is it? Found it! 552 00:31:52,453 --> 00:31:55,205 An aquarium that big, and only one fish inside. 553 00:31:55,289 --> 00:31:56,289 What a miserable man. 554 00:31:56,332 --> 00:31:58,292 This fish once belonged to a Samurai. 555 00:31:58,375 --> 00:32:02,087 It's a rare kind of Betta Fish native to Northeastern Japan. 556 00:32:02,379 --> 00:32:04,048 There is only one, it's the only one! 557 00:32:04,131 --> 00:32:06,258 It's worth millions and millions and millions. 558 00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:09,511 If I were a fish I'd be this Betta, 559 00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:13,015 but it wasn't because of this Betta that I hired Alpha. 560 00:32:14,016 --> 00:32:15,851 And Romeo! Alpha Romeo. 561 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:17,144 Get out of here, Richélio! 562 00:32:18,395 --> 00:32:20,230 I'm thinking things through... 563 00:32:23,484 --> 00:32:24,610 What is it, sir? 564 00:32:24,902 --> 00:32:27,112 They stole my most precious animal. 565 00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:30,491 A bull with white spots. 566 00:32:33,410 --> 00:32:35,704 In that image there's really only a white bull. 567 00:32:36,372 --> 00:32:37,623 No, with white spots. 568 00:32:37,748 --> 00:32:40,125 No, wait, my mind went spot. 569 00:32:40,209 --> 00:32:41,293 It was a bull, no, no... 570 00:32:41,377 --> 00:32:42,711 No, it went blank. 571 00:32:42,795 --> 00:32:44,296 What color did you say the bull was? 572 00:32:45,005 --> 00:32:46,131 - White. - And the spots? 573 00:32:46,215 --> 00:32:47,484 - White. - And where are the spots? 574 00:32:47,508 --> 00:32:50,094 - On him, see? - And where's the bull? My God... 575 00:32:50,177 --> 00:32:51,553 It's beneath the bull's spots. 576 00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:54,223 But the spots are on the bull's body? 577 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:55,474 They're there, can't you see? 578 00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:57,035 The bull is white and the spots are white? 579 00:32:57,059 --> 00:33:00,437 It's like a Dalmatian, but the spots are white. 580 00:33:00,854 --> 00:33:04,274 Alright. You should have said that in the first place. 581 00:33:04,358 --> 00:33:05,401 Look at the image. 582 00:33:05,484 --> 00:33:08,112 Now I get it. What's going on? 583 00:33:08,195 --> 00:33:10,030 I must get my bull back. 584 00:33:10,364 --> 00:33:15,160 Every second away from that bull, I lose millions of dollars. 585 00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:17,621 Why is the bull so valuable? 586 00:33:17,705 --> 00:33:22,042 I don't know why. It's worth millions. 587 00:33:22,793 --> 00:33:26,755 I lost my bull with the golden eggs. Help me, Madeinusa! 588 00:33:26,839 --> 00:33:27,839 This is our chance, Ma! 589 00:33:28,048 --> 00:33:30,676 Well, well, well. 590 00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:32,761 Your problems are over! 591 00:33:32,928 --> 00:33:34,555 You are with Detective Madeinusa. 592 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,433 Me and Uóston are going to solve this case. 593 00:33:37,725 --> 00:33:41,437 We'll unravel all this mystery and find out who stole your bull. 594 00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:46,108 Oh! I'm feeling a bit... unwell. 595 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,986 I'm going to rest and take the music with me. 596 00:33:49,153 --> 00:33:50,654 Make yourselves at home, okay? 597 00:33:50,738 --> 00:33:52,197 - Comfortable. - The house is yours. 598 00:33:52,281 --> 00:33:53,782 Come on, boy, come with me. 599 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:06,813 - What is that? - I'll make myself comfortable. 600 00:34:06,837 --> 00:34:09,381 - Neldson has Alok all to himself. - That's true. 601 00:34:09,465 --> 00:34:10,859 I'm glad he told us to feel comfortable. 602 00:34:10,883 --> 00:34:12,736 - I couldn't take this heat anymore! - What are you doing? 603 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,762 We are used to being naked at home, you and me. 604 00:34:14,845 --> 00:34:16,525 We're not at home, Madeinusa, are you nuts? 605 00:34:16,847 --> 00:34:20,058 I'll tell you, you have to focus on the mission, man. 606 00:34:20,350 --> 00:34:22,352 Focus on the mission! Look! 607 00:34:22,853 --> 00:34:24,293 You look over there, I'll look here! 608 00:34:25,189 --> 00:34:26,315 Ah! I see things. 609 00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:39,912 Ah! 610 00:34:41,747 --> 00:34:45,542 Jesus Christ, that's a lot of yogurt, man. 611 00:34:45,626 --> 00:34:47,419 Madeinusa, don't touch that! 612 00:34:47,669 --> 00:34:49,509 Everything here is worth millions and millions. 613 00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:50,756 Don't touch that, Ma. 614 00:34:50,923 --> 00:34:52,382 But there are so, so many. 615 00:34:52,466 --> 00:34:54,718 He won't miss it if I take just one, right? 616 00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:56,345 Here, have one! 617 00:34:56,929 --> 00:34:57,929 Mmm. 618 00:34:58,722 --> 00:34:59,973 It's creamy! 619 00:35:00,224 --> 00:35:01,809 You don't have to touch that, Made. 620 00:35:01,892 --> 00:35:02,892 It's really good! 621 00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:06,104 Alright, alright, bro! 622 00:35:06,522 --> 00:35:09,316 I'll take another one! Another two. He won't miss them. 623 00:35:09,399 --> 00:35:12,611 - Enough, Ma! - What's going on here? 624 00:35:12,694 --> 00:35:14,154 Nothing's going on here. 625 00:35:14,530 --> 00:35:17,410 It's all part of the investigation, which is going very well, by the way. 626 00:35:19,201 --> 00:35:23,038 Don't give me that, Richélio. I know everything already. 627 00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:26,583 It took me just a moment here in the living room 628 00:35:26,959 --> 00:35:30,337 to discover who is guilty for the theft. 629 00:35:30,546 --> 00:35:32,339 - And who is it? - You! 630 00:35:32,422 --> 00:35:33,799 - Me? Why? - Yes! 631 00:35:33,882 --> 00:35:35,509 Because you're the butler. 632 00:35:36,218 --> 00:35:37,886 And this is a detective movie. 633 00:35:38,262 --> 00:35:41,431 In detective movies the butler is always guilty. 634 00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:45,853 The end! The movie is over! Roll credits, please! 635 00:35:48,605 --> 00:35:49,690 Hey! 636 00:35:50,399 --> 00:35:52,043 Dude! People are leaving the movie theater. 637 00:35:52,067 --> 00:35:53,777 - So what? - So what? 638 00:35:53,861 --> 00:35:55,181 They'll ask for their money back. 639 00:35:55,612 --> 00:35:58,949 People, it's a joke! Come back, people! 640 00:35:59,032 --> 00:36:01,994 Come back, the movie will go on. Roll movie! 641 00:36:03,328 --> 00:36:07,416 That's where you're wrong, my dear detective Madeinusa. 642 00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:11,628 You're not as good as you say. I'm not the butler. 643 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:16,633 I am a kind of GM. General Manager. 644 00:36:16,925 --> 00:36:20,721 A manager, a coach. 645 00:36:21,221 --> 00:36:23,682 A CEO of needs. 646 00:36:23,765 --> 00:36:29,313 A right arm, a helping hand, that he can always count on. 647 00:36:29,396 --> 00:36:30,731 Richélio! 648 00:36:32,357 --> 00:36:33,358 Yes, sir? 649 00:36:33,567 --> 00:36:34,818 I'm done. 650 00:36:41,283 --> 00:36:42,283 They'll catch us, Ma! 651 00:36:42,492 --> 00:36:44,703 Nonsense, man! They won't find out, 652 00:36:44,786 --> 00:36:46,663 we'll get out of this, no problem. Relax. 653 00:36:46,747 --> 00:36:48,874 Your mustache, Ma. Your mustache. 654 00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:53,879 Hello, did you miss me? What's that on...? 655 00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:56,924 It's yogurt, yogurt. 656 00:36:57,007 --> 00:36:58,467 I have one every day for breakfast. 657 00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:00,844 I always leave a bit on my mustache for later, 658 00:37:00,928 --> 00:37:03,513 for when I get hungry later, I suck it back in. 659 00:37:03,597 --> 00:37:05,057 Would you like something to drink? 660 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:06,642 Yogurt, do you have any? 661 00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:09,436 I really appreciate yogurt, if you have it, I'll take it. 662 00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:12,356 We have all kinds of beverages here. 663 00:37:12,439 --> 00:37:13,439 We have... 664 00:37:15,359 --> 00:37:18,445 My God, the thief is still here! 665 00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:21,865 He stole my bull's semen! 666 00:37:23,617 --> 00:37:24,618 Wait a minute, sir. 667 00:37:26,620 --> 00:37:28,372 What's inside the jars...? 668 00:37:29,164 --> 00:37:31,458 Is that semen? Sperm? 669 00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:34,044 It's my bull's little swimmers. Look. 670 00:37:34,211 --> 00:37:36,505 Calm down, man. Breathe, Madeinusa. 671 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,024 - I'm going to the bathroom. - Madeinusa! 672 00:37:38,048 --> 00:37:39,257 - Uóston... - Control yourself! 673 00:37:39,341 --> 00:37:42,552 - It's coming up, Uóston! - No, Ma! Not here! No, Ma! 674 00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:45,764 - Was the yogurt expired? - The aquarium! 675 00:37:45,931 --> 00:37:49,685 No, ma! It's the fish worth millions and millions. 676 00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:51,728 No! My Betta! 677 00:37:51,812 --> 00:37:55,482 Richélio! I'm done! 678 00:37:59,403 --> 00:38:00,737 Shall we talk about business? 679 00:38:02,364 --> 00:38:03,364 Richélio! 680 00:38:06,994 --> 00:38:09,871 Is he smoking a one-dollar bill? 681 00:38:10,247 --> 00:38:11,915 - No, never! - Alright. 682 00:38:12,124 --> 00:38:16,378 Only pounds sterling, sent over from Bosnia Herzegovina. 683 00:38:16,878 --> 00:38:18,463 Let's start the game, then? 684 00:38:19,548 --> 00:38:20,548 Let's do it. 685 00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:22,009 One million dollars! 686 00:38:23,927 --> 00:38:26,388 Oh, damn! 687 00:38:26,596 --> 00:38:30,183 No, sorry. Let's make it two million dollars. 688 00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:37,231 Too little? 689 00:38:37,357 --> 00:38:38,357 Then... 690 00:38:38,984 --> 00:38:41,695 Four million dollars and we won't say another word. 691 00:38:44,781 --> 00:38:46,366 You have to help me too. 692 00:38:46,450 --> 00:38:49,119 More than that and who will I hire, Neymar to be my detective? 693 00:38:49,286 --> 00:38:51,038 No, Ma! It's now! Accept already! 694 00:38:51,121 --> 00:38:56,668 Yes, yes, let's see, theoretically we accept, right? 695 00:38:56,918 --> 00:38:58,628 We accept your misery, alright? 696 00:38:58,712 --> 00:39:01,715 We don't live off of charity, but we have time in our hands. 697 00:39:01,882 --> 00:39:03,759 Now you're speaking my language. 698 00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:07,512 BOVINE SPA - EAST WING 699 00:39:07,596 --> 00:39:10,098 This is the east wing. 700 00:39:10,432 --> 00:39:15,228 The bovine spa. We tightened security after the theft. 701 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:18,440 As you can see, we have Pomeranians 702 00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:22,402 that can scare off with their high pitched barking 703 00:39:22,486 --> 00:39:24,846 any strangers attempting to enter without permission, right? 704 00:39:26,615 --> 00:39:29,659 Here the bulls get a first-rate treatment. 705 00:39:30,077 --> 00:39:32,954 With beauty and massage services. 706 00:39:33,497 --> 00:39:36,249 Walking a little bit up ahead to this side, 707 00:39:36,333 --> 00:39:38,627 you'll see that we have comedians 708 00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:42,380 to keep our bulls in a good mood, always laughing. 709 00:39:42,631 --> 00:39:45,467 So there's the rich bull and the poor bull, right? 710 00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:46,593 Great, isn't it? 711 00:39:46,676 --> 00:39:49,437 Even for a bull, this Whindersson has jokes about poor and rich bulls! 712 00:39:49,513 --> 00:39:50,680 It's stand-up, right? 713 00:39:50,764 --> 00:39:53,892 You want me to joke about what, if they don't relate, it's not funny. 714 00:39:53,975 --> 00:39:56,436 How can I tell jokes about a philosophy professor? 715 00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:58,855 - He's funny. - I have to tell jokes about animals! 716 00:39:59,314 --> 00:40:02,275 You think Jane Goodall would get angry if her son 717 00:40:02,359 --> 00:40:04,236 sang Five Little Monkeys in front of her? 718 00:40:04,694 --> 00:40:06,488 This is the least here in the mansion. 719 00:40:06,571 --> 00:40:10,033 We have here a state-of-the-art fire extinguisher. 720 00:40:10,117 --> 00:40:12,577 The FBI is watching over there. 721 00:40:12,661 --> 00:40:16,206 Over there we have Bluetooth, Blu-ray. 722 00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:19,668 Bloom-berg. It's awesome. 723 00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:21,378 We have a playlist that plays music 724 00:40:21,461 --> 00:40:24,464 for the bulls to remain calm. 725 00:40:39,896 --> 00:40:41,857 Could I interview... 726 00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:44,401 talk to some of the people here, please? 727 00:40:44,526 --> 00:40:46,695 Certainly, choose an employee and feel free. 728 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:48,738 No, I want to talk to that one there. 729 00:40:50,490 --> 00:40:51,490 A bull? 730 00:40:51,825 --> 00:40:54,619 - Was he here on the day of the crime? - Yes, he was. 731 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,830 So I'll have a chat with him. 732 00:40:57,080 --> 00:41:01,418 Don't worry. I'm a detective, I know how to speak "bullish". 733 00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:03,377 A bull? 734 00:41:06,173 --> 00:41:12,304 Hey, bull! 735 00:41:12,429 --> 00:41:16,975 You're gonna tell me now who stole the bull! 736 00:41:18,059 --> 00:41:19,059 Bull! 737 00:41:20,604 --> 00:41:24,191 The bull is not cooperating. It's more difficult than I imagined. 738 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:27,694 We'll have to get some detective equipment to follow the case. 739 00:41:34,409 --> 00:41:37,037 DETECTIVE STORE 740 00:41:37,954 --> 00:41:39,247 - Uóston? - Yes. 741 00:41:39,331 --> 00:41:42,292 Didn't I tell you this detective store was great, man? 742 00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:43,460 Gosh, why? 743 00:41:43,543 --> 00:41:47,172 I found my lucky charm and it comes with my name on it, Uóston! 744 00:41:48,298 --> 00:41:51,343 That's not your name. It says "Made in USA", man. 745 00:41:51,426 --> 00:41:53,094 It's not Made in USA, idiot! 746 00:41:53,178 --> 00:41:55,847 Look, look Ma-dei-nu-sa. 747 00:41:56,348 --> 00:41:57,349 - Then look here! - What? 748 00:41:57,432 --> 00:41:59,851 Here, the same. Made in Italy! 749 00:42:01,228 --> 00:42:02,562 Made in China, dammit! 750 00:42:02,646 --> 00:42:04,481 - I can't believe it, Uóston! - What? 751 00:42:04,564 --> 00:42:07,567 You found the lucky charms of my sisters, man! 752 00:42:07,776 --> 00:42:09,486 I'll take it to them. 753 00:42:09,569 --> 00:42:12,006 You're not taking anything, you crazy? And which sister is that? 754 00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:14,241 You forgot, man? You're adopted! 755 00:42:15,492 --> 00:42:17,369 You're right! I forgot. 756 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:20,163 But I'm taking my lucky charm. 757 00:42:20,830 --> 00:42:22,082 I'm taking you. 758 00:42:22,832 --> 00:42:24,584 Look here! 759 00:42:25,043 --> 00:42:26,920 Well, well, well. 760 00:42:27,504 --> 00:42:30,590 Every detective has to have a detective's pipe. 761 00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:36,805 Dammit. I burnt my finger. 762 00:42:38,390 --> 00:42:41,059 Don't you know how to play with fire? 763 00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:47,732 Sometimes I get burned. You work here, my lady? 764 00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:50,777 Larissa. At your service! 765 00:42:51,319 --> 00:42:53,697 - Serve! - Yes. 766 00:42:53,947 --> 00:42:57,367 You said "service"! Well, serve! 767 00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,370 May I help you? 768 00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:04,499 Yes, I'm looking for something for a rookie, do you have anything? 769 00:43:07,002 --> 00:43:09,462 I have exactly what you need. 770 00:43:14,718 --> 00:43:16,678 That's what I need. 771 00:43:16,928 --> 00:43:19,431 - Uóston, my dear, Uóston! - Yes, Madeinusa! 772 00:43:19,514 --> 00:43:23,101 I found what a detective really needs. It's this. 773 00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:25,103 - My God! - That's great! 774 00:43:25,729 --> 00:43:27,230 Awesome! 775 00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:33,445 Now, if you want something more advanced, 776 00:43:35,155 --> 00:43:36,489 here's my phone. 777 00:43:37,032 --> 00:43:39,534 Phone? My God! 778 00:43:41,036 --> 00:43:43,121 Super advanced, Uóston! 779 00:43:43,788 --> 00:43:48,793 I've never seen a phone this thin! It looks like paper! 780 00:43:49,544 --> 00:43:52,172 Hello! It's in a dead zone. 781 00:43:53,048 --> 00:43:56,968 - He's kidding, isn't he? - No, he's not. 782 00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:28,958 Hello? Hello? 783 00:44:31,795 --> 00:44:33,755 The man has a white bull, with white spots, 784 00:44:33,838 --> 00:44:34,899 that has a millionaire sperm. 785 00:44:34,923 --> 00:44:37,217 It looks like yogurt, Madeinusa even drank it. 786 00:44:37,384 --> 00:44:41,304 Stop it, man! Stop being gross, you're really filthy, man. 787 00:44:41,388 --> 00:44:44,057 Disgusting. Saying such things during a meal. 788 00:44:45,225 --> 00:44:47,852 - And you already have a suspect? - I don't. 789 00:44:49,979 --> 00:44:52,357 - Jeez, what is this? - She's possessed, man. 790 00:44:52,732 --> 00:44:55,276 I hope she's possessed by someone who works for the lottery. 791 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,213 Tell me the numbers to the lottery, my dear, so we can... 792 00:44:57,237 --> 00:44:58,780 - No! - What is this? 793 00:44:58,863 --> 00:45:03,660 I'm here to warn you! 794 00:45:05,578 --> 00:45:08,456 My holy Father. Come back, right when she was going to say it. 795 00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:09,916 Oh! It's always like that. 796 00:45:10,208 --> 00:45:12,919 She goes into a trance and then she stays like that, paralyzed. 797 00:45:13,002 --> 00:45:15,380 To find out the information, just wake her up. 798 00:45:15,630 --> 00:45:17,382 Mm-mm. 799 00:45:17,507 --> 00:45:18,758 That won't do it. 800 00:45:18,842 --> 00:45:21,928 You have to sing like Pabllo Vittar. And it has to be the song "K.O." 801 00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:25,432 Well, in the name of Pabllo Vittar, sing for her to wake up. 802 00:45:34,941 --> 00:45:35,941 She's coming back! 803 00:45:36,276 --> 00:45:39,279 The culprit for the bull theft lives in Neldson's own mansion. 804 00:45:41,906 --> 00:45:42,906 Hmm. 805 00:45:43,324 --> 00:45:45,243 - How do you know? - Know what?! 806 00:45:45,368 --> 00:45:46,411 What you just said. 807 00:45:46,995 --> 00:45:49,205 The horror! In the name of Pabllo Vittar! 808 00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:51,291 You think she's right? 809 00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:54,294 Maybe we finally have our first clue? 810 00:45:55,378 --> 00:45:56,880 THE FOLLOWING DAY 811 00:45:56,963 --> 00:45:58,756 It all started with this one here. 812 00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:01,134 This stubborn one said, "No!" 813 00:46:01,217 --> 00:46:03,237 I'm going over to Neldson's, there's something there." 814 00:46:03,261 --> 00:46:06,723 Feeling powerful, with the force: "I will solve this." 815 00:46:06,806 --> 00:46:08,516 He leaves here, the disgusting one, 816 00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:11,394 and goes down here after Neldson. 817 00:46:11,478 --> 00:46:13,897 Because, he said: "I will fight to get this bull back!" 818 00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:16,733 So, the other one said: "You won't fight anybody, boy". 819 00:46:16,816 --> 00:46:18,943 Feeling unhappy, he comes back again! 820 00:46:19,027 --> 00:46:20,570 I said, "I forgot the keychain". 821 00:46:20,653 --> 00:46:23,031 What does the keychain have to do with the story? Nothing! 822 00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:26,326 The guy was here, look, preparing the steak, to eat. 823 00:46:26,409 --> 00:46:27,619 What's her name? Rita! 824 00:46:27,702 --> 00:46:30,872 He said "Come back, Rita! I'll forgive the stabbing". 825 00:46:30,955 --> 00:46:33,333 The confusion starts and then everything goes crazy. 826 00:46:33,416 --> 00:46:34,416 And I... 827 00:46:34,459 --> 00:46:35,459 Jeez! 828 00:46:36,252 --> 00:46:39,464 Help, Uóston! 829 00:46:39,756 --> 00:46:40,756 Are you alright? 830 00:46:42,467 --> 00:46:45,053 I got a little tangled with the investigation. 831 00:46:45,762 --> 00:46:48,056 - What is that? - You are a little pansy, right? 832 00:46:48,473 --> 00:46:49,933 Madeinusa... 833 00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:51,601 Tell me something. 834 00:46:52,060 --> 00:46:55,688 Why are you in that waxing salon every day? 835 00:46:55,772 --> 00:46:58,900 Do you have a lot of hair to remove? 836 00:46:59,275 --> 00:47:00,275 What? 837 00:47:00,443 --> 00:47:01,653 Do you have a lot of hair? 838 00:47:01,736 --> 00:47:04,113 Because I didn't realize that on the day we... 839 00:47:05,281 --> 00:47:08,076 I'm installing the computer system in the waxing salon. 840 00:47:08,451 --> 00:47:11,871 And you understand about computers, the internet, do you? 841 00:47:12,163 --> 00:47:14,165 I'm an IT technician. 842 00:47:14,624 --> 00:47:16,000 I just had an idea. 843 00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:20,713 How about I ask some friends over for us to do something? 844 00:47:21,673 --> 00:47:25,843 Jeez, Madeinusa, you're naughtier than I imagined. 845 00:47:26,261 --> 00:47:27,261 Alright! 846 00:47:29,681 --> 00:47:30,681 Hi! 847 00:47:31,724 --> 00:47:33,726 Hi, how are you? 848 00:47:33,935 --> 00:47:35,270 Hi, stranger! 849 00:47:36,145 --> 00:47:38,398 What do you want, Madeinusa? I'm here already! 850 00:47:38,481 --> 00:47:41,359 Just to let you know, 9 o'clock right here at home, okay? 851 00:47:41,442 --> 00:47:42,819 We live in the same house, man. 852 00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:47,448 Well, I gathered everyone here, 853 00:47:47,532 --> 00:47:52,328 because I believe in the superpowers each of you has. 854 00:47:52,412 --> 00:47:55,540 Zuleide specialist in technology. 855 00:47:56,082 --> 00:47:59,335 She knows the digital world like no one else. 856 00:47:59,419 --> 00:48:02,505 Larissa master of disguises. 857 00:48:03,506 --> 00:48:06,384 Nobody pretends better than her. 858 00:48:06,718 --> 00:48:10,179 Marcela, specialist in telepathy. 859 00:48:10,263 --> 00:48:12,390 She enters the human mind. 860 00:48:13,141 --> 00:48:15,476 That is, she's mental. 861 00:48:15,810 --> 00:48:16,810 Uóston, 862 00:48:17,854 --> 00:48:22,358 expert in licking my boots, he's the bootlicker. 863 00:48:23,192 --> 00:48:25,570 Together, we are stronger. 864 00:48:25,653 --> 00:48:29,866 Together, we'll uncover the culprit, the thief. 865 00:48:30,408 --> 00:48:33,536 The one who stole the white bull with white spots. 866 00:48:36,247 --> 00:48:40,668 Look at these two here in my opinion, are out. 867 00:48:41,252 --> 00:48:45,423 And even if they're guilty no one would be able to take them on. 868 00:48:46,049 --> 00:48:47,049 Nobody here is crazy. 869 00:48:48,259 --> 00:48:49,260 And this one? 870 00:48:49,677 --> 00:48:53,097 Nothing. 871 00:48:53,556 --> 00:48:56,434 And in the end, nothing. 872 00:48:58,394 --> 00:49:02,315 These ones, even if they wanted, wouldn't be able to get to the bulls. 873 00:49:03,191 --> 00:49:06,235 Traffic in Banabuiú City is heavy. 874 00:49:07,779 --> 00:49:10,239 As you can see, we have no more suspects. 875 00:49:11,199 --> 00:49:12,199 So... 876 00:49:12,450 --> 00:49:15,495 This is unfortunately an impossible crime to solve. 877 00:49:17,038 --> 00:49:19,207 Madeinusa, you forgot Richélio. 878 00:49:24,379 --> 00:49:28,549 Well, well, well. 879 00:49:29,342 --> 00:49:31,427 Let's see what we have here, my dear Uóston. 880 00:49:32,428 --> 00:49:36,265 I knew it! The butler is always guilty! It's him! 881 00:49:36,349 --> 00:49:41,479 Genius, Madeinusa, genius! Or better yet, "Geninusa"! 882 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,524 Even if it makes sense, 883 00:49:45,608 --> 00:49:48,069 we need to have evidence of it anyway. 884 00:49:48,861 --> 00:49:51,989 We can find out his home address. 885 00:49:52,740 --> 00:49:54,158 If we find it, we'll go there. 886 00:49:54,367 --> 00:49:56,077 Maybe he has a bull in his living room. 887 00:49:56,452 --> 00:49:57,578 Do you have his phone? 888 00:49:57,662 --> 00:50:00,665 I have mine and the one Larissa gave me. 889 00:50:00,748 --> 00:50:01,916 His number, Madeinusa. 890 00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:04,919 I do. He gave me his contact number. 891 00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:06,504 Then share it with me. 892 00:50:06,587 --> 00:50:07,922 I'll send it through WhatsApp. 893 00:50:08,005 --> 00:50:10,967 I'll send him a file and when he opens it, 894 00:50:11,676 --> 00:50:14,262 we'll discover his location. 895 00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:20,893 Good one! 896 00:50:26,315 --> 00:50:27,942 What was that, my son? 897 00:50:29,193 --> 00:50:31,112 Nothing, mom. It's nothing. 898 00:50:31,195 --> 00:50:33,740 You're watching porn, Richélio? 899 00:50:33,823 --> 00:50:34,866 - Me, mom? - Yes. 900 00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:38,578 For God's sake, man. I'm watching an online course, 901 00:50:38,911 --> 00:50:41,247 and the teacher had an asthma attack right then. 902 00:50:41,789 --> 00:50:43,332 Bull's eye! 903 00:50:44,459 --> 00:50:46,085 Missed me! Stop! 904 00:50:46,210 --> 00:50:47,210 He opened it! 905 00:50:47,628 --> 00:50:49,464 Nobody can resist that sound. 906 00:50:50,381 --> 00:50:52,592 Only a fool would fall for this. 907 00:50:57,930 --> 00:50:59,390 Online course I'm taking. 908 00:51:01,642 --> 00:51:04,479 Now we'll discover where Richélio lives. 909 00:51:11,194 --> 00:51:13,070 - Look! - Nailed him, nailed him. 910 00:51:13,154 --> 00:51:15,406 - Great! - Queen Zuleide owns the internet. 911 00:51:15,490 --> 00:51:17,200 I knew he was the suspect. 912 00:51:17,283 --> 00:51:20,203 The subject lives in a little blue dot, man? 913 00:51:21,496 --> 00:51:22,496 Pabllo Vittar? 914 00:51:23,664 --> 00:51:24,664 Position 4 and 20. 915 00:51:26,125 --> 00:51:30,421 RICHÉLIO'S HOUSE 916 00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:34,217 People, attention. 917 00:51:34,884 --> 00:51:36,761 That is Richélio's house. 918 00:51:38,721 --> 00:51:40,681 Where's the little blue dot? Wasn't it a blue dot? 919 00:51:40,723 --> 00:51:41,849 What little blue dot, Ma? 920 00:51:41,933 --> 00:51:44,602 The little blue dot on the map that the girl showed us. 921 00:51:45,269 --> 00:51:48,231 - He's coming. Act naturally. - Good evening, princess! 922 00:51:48,314 --> 00:51:50,775 Good evening, son, good evening. 923 00:51:50,858 --> 00:51:53,194 What are you doing at this late hour? 924 00:51:53,277 --> 00:51:55,863 I'm going for a walk with my grandson, that's all. 925 00:51:55,947 --> 00:51:58,449 It's very dangerous! I know these parts. May I accompany you? 926 00:51:58,533 --> 00:52:01,327 Everything's fine, son. Everything's fine. 927 00:52:01,577 --> 00:52:02,995 - Your grandson? - Yes. 928 00:52:03,079 --> 00:52:05,081 Let me take a look at the pretty boy. 929 00:52:06,791 --> 00:52:09,252 My God! Was he born prematurely? 930 00:52:09,335 --> 00:52:10,545 A little bit, son. 931 00:52:10,628 --> 00:52:12,421 He seems a bit weak, right? 932 00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:16,342 Let me try to calm him down. 933 00:52:16,425 --> 00:52:18,511 Take your hands off my grandson, man! 934 00:52:18,594 --> 00:52:20,471 Give the evil eye to someone else! 935 00:52:27,019 --> 00:52:29,647 Richélio left. Now's the time, man. Let's go in! 936 00:52:29,730 --> 00:52:32,275 No! What if someone's in the house? 937 00:52:32,608 --> 00:52:35,111 I have a better idea, much more discreet. 938 00:52:35,862 --> 00:52:37,905 I prepared everything inside the baby carriage. 939 00:52:42,827 --> 00:52:45,580 Calm down, it's just like one of those mobile cameras. 940 00:52:45,663 --> 00:52:46,914 I thought it was a mouse. 941 00:52:46,998 --> 00:52:48,082 It is a mouse. 942 00:52:48,749 --> 00:52:52,962 It's got a camera on top, triggered by a remote control. 943 00:52:53,629 --> 00:52:54,629 Great, Larissa! 944 00:52:54,797 --> 00:52:57,717 We can see absolutely everything the mouse is filming 945 00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,093 on Zuleide's cell phone. 946 00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:00,261 - Uóston! - Yes! 947 00:53:00,344 --> 00:53:03,347 You will guide the mouse through Richélio's house 948 00:53:03,431 --> 00:53:05,349 so we can see what's happening in there. 949 00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,685 No, I'm going to guide it! 950 00:53:07,768 --> 00:53:09,208 - I'm going to guide it. - Madeinusa. 951 00:53:09,270 --> 00:53:10,980 Larissa said Uóston will guide it! 952 00:53:11,063 --> 00:53:14,442 - I'm guiding it. - Be still! 953 00:53:14,525 --> 00:53:16,485 People, you know how he gets! Let him do it! 954 00:53:16,569 --> 00:53:17,737 Take this thing already. 955 00:53:19,572 --> 00:53:21,115 Here we go, here we go! 956 00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:22,467 - Go, brother! Easy! Left! - No, Ma. 957 00:53:22,491 --> 00:53:23,993 - Wait. - To your left. 958 00:53:24,076 --> 00:53:26,495 It's more complicated than guiding an ass. 959 00:53:29,707 --> 00:53:31,334 - Left, left! - Go, go! 960 00:53:31,417 --> 00:53:33,669 - Go, go! - Calm down. 961 00:53:33,753 --> 00:53:35,296 - Yes. - Calmly. 962 00:53:35,379 --> 00:53:36,422 - Alright. - And now? 963 00:53:36,505 --> 00:53:39,175 - No go, right, over there. - That way. Go, go. 964 00:53:39,258 --> 00:53:40,509 - That's it! - Yes, it is! 965 00:53:43,429 --> 00:53:44,639 There's a foot, look! 966 00:53:45,348 --> 00:53:46,474 I liked the shoe! 967 00:53:46,557 --> 00:53:47,850 That must be his mother. 968 00:53:48,809 --> 00:53:50,519 You see? Did you see? 969 00:53:52,021 --> 00:53:55,358 She has Richélio's secrets in the palm of her hands! 970 00:53:55,441 --> 00:53:58,069 RICHÉLIO'S SECRETS 971 00:53:58,152 --> 00:54:00,571 She's going to open it! She's going to open it now! 972 00:54:02,990 --> 00:54:04,533 - Jeez! - Oh my God! 973 00:54:04,617 --> 00:54:07,620 - It looks like a lion, tiger! A panther! - Run, Ma, run! 974 00:54:13,042 --> 00:54:15,127 - We lost the little mouse. - We lost the cat. 975 00:54:15,211 --> 00:54:16,087 We lost the camera! 976 00:54:16,212 --> 00:54:18,714 But I have a better idea to get to the old lady. 977 00:54:19,340 --> 00:54:20,925 And a lot more discreet. 978 00:54:34,063 --> 00:54:35,314 For God's sake. 979 00:54:36,107 --> 00:54:38,025 I'm a detective and secret agent. 980 00:54:40,111 --> 00:54:44,198 Well, well, well. 981 00:54:45,366 --> 00:54:48,244 Look at what we have here. 982 00:54:50,037 --> 00:54:53,499 A little old lady, shaking in fear. 983 00:54:53,791 --> 00:54:57,003 Like the saying goes, nothing to hide, nothing to sneer. 984 00:54:57,086 --> 00:55:01,924 How long has your son Richélio been working for Neldson? 985 00:55:02,341 --> 00:55:05,845 Look, they've known each other since they were kids, you know. 986 00:55:05,928 --> 00:55:08,347 Child labor is a crime! 987 00:55:08,431 --> 00:55:10,725 No. 988 00:55:10,891 --> 00:55:13,561 Richélio started working for Neldson a few years ago, 989 00:55:13,644 --> 00:55:16,230 but they've known each other... 990 00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:18,107 They went to school together. 991 00:55:20,484 --> 00:55:22,570 They went to school together... 992 00:55:22,653 --> 00:55:27,033 His name is Neldson! Neldson, your name is stupid! 993 00:55:27,116 --> 00:55:31,203 Neldson is normal! Yours is Richélio, it's ugly! 994 00:55:31,287 --> 00:55:32,621 Richélio is cool! 995 00:55:32,705 --> 00:55:35,332 Richélio is a French name, Richélio! 996 00:55:35,416 --> 00:55:37,793 Now Neldson, that is stupid! 997 00:55:37,877 --> 00:55:40,671 You're a loser, your hair is horrible, 998 00:55:40,755 --> 00:55:42,757 your teeth look like a donkey's. 999 00:55:43,299 --> 00:55:45,676 You look like a bus driver! 1000 00:55:47,261 --> 00:55:51,307 - So, your son practiced "burgling"? - What? 1001 00:55:51,390 --> 00:55:52,725 - Burgling! - Bullying? 1002 00:55:52,808 --> 00:55:57,772 Yes, your son "burglied" others, that's very bad. 1003 00:55:57,855 --> 00:56:01,692 The truth is that, after he got rich... 1004 00:56:02,193 --> 00:56:04,028 he humiliated Richélio. 1005 00:56:04,111 --> 00:56:07,990 Neldson hired Richélio to take revenge on him, 1006 00:56:08,074 --> 00:56:10,159 to bully him back. 1007 00:56:10,618 --> 00:56:11,786 Clean, Richélio! 1008 00:56:13,287 --> 00:56:15,623 I want to play chess when I'm in the can. 1009 00:56:20,169 --> 00:56:23,672 - Clean! - Now I get it. 1010 00:56:23,756 --> 00:56:28,803 And so little Richélio hates Neldson. 1011 00:56:29,178 --> 00:56:31,931 This is his greatest secret. 1012 00:56:32,348 --> 00:56:34,308 I'll be damned. 1013 00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:37,728 I hold his greatest secret. Calm down, Made! 1014 00:56:38,854 --> 00:56:39,980 Breathe in deeply. 1015 00:56:42,525 --> 00:56:46,112 "Ships"! I hate Neldson! 1016 00:56:46,612 --> 00:56:47,655 So that's it! 1017 00:56:48,072 --> 00:56:52,493 We only need to follow Richélio and we'll solve the whole case. 1018 00:56:52,576 --> 00:56:54,286 Yeah. I mean, no! What? 1019 00:56:54,370 --> 00:56:56,580 I mean, the story was so good I almost pissed myself. 1020 00:56:56,664 --> 00:56:59,583 I'm going to the bathroom. Where's the bathroom? Excuse me. 1021 00:57:00,459 --> 00:57:03,963 RICHÉLIO'S HOUSE - MONDAY 1022 00:57:06,841 --> 00:57:08,384 - Uóston? - Yes, Made! 1023 00:57:08,467 --> 00:57:11,387 I've been here thinking, within my own thoughts... 1024 00:57:11,971 --> 00:57:14,932 Why is someone who works at sea called seaman, 1025 00:57:15,391 --> 00:57:18,853 and he who works in the air is not called airman? 1026 00:57:22,565 --> 00:57:23,566 Look, Richélio, there! 1027 00:57:26,152 --> 00:57:28,362 Bastard, he's too far! 1028 00:57:37,413 --> 00:57:38,998 Let's go, people! 1029 00:57:43,127 --> 00:57:44,253 Come on, girls! 1030 00:57:48,007 --> 00:57:49,008 Taxi! 1031 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:53,512 Follow that car! I've always wanted to say that! 1032 00:57:53,679 --> 00:57:55,347 There is only place for five, buddy! 1033 00:57:55,472 --> 00:57:59,268 One, two, three, four, five. It's right, boss. 1034 00:57:59,393 --> 00:58:03,314 Let's go, we're five! Hey! Come back! 1035 00:58:03,606 --> 00:58:06,692 We're five! Can't you count? 1036 00:58:06,817 --> 00:58:08,110 RICHÉLIO'S HOUSE - TUESDAY 1037 00:58:08,194 --> 00:58:10,834 Don't worry, it will work out today. I have my lucky charm with me. 1038 00:58:13,574 --> 00:58:14,843 - Look at the man over there! - Where? 1039 00:58:14,867 --> 00:58:16,307 - He's coming out! - It's really him! 1040 00:58:16,869 --> 00:58:18,287 Get the taxi! Taxi! 1041 00:58:19,663 --> 00:58:20,873 Let's go! 1042 00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:24,168 - Help me! - Let's go, man! 1043 00:58:24,251 --> 00:58:25,502 I'm coming! 1044 00:58:27,588 --> 00:58:29,173 Follow that car! 1045 00:58:30,257 --> 00:58:32,676 My God, the man is on a bicycle, my Lord! 1046 00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:34,887 How can we follow him on a bike? Get down, dammit! 1047 00:58:35,095 --> 00:58:40,059 Speed up! No! Slow down! We drove past him! Slow down! 1048 00:58:40,392 --> 00:58:43,354 No! Don't speed up nor slow down! Put it on neutral. 1049 00:58:43,646 --> 00:58:45,439 - That's it. - Hey, Madeinusa. 1050 00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:46,541 RICHÉLIO'S HOUSE - WEDNESDAY 1051 00:58:46,565 --> 00:58:48,817 - When you get to the bike, run! - I'll run, run, run. 1052 00:58:50,819 --> 00:58:51,819 Jeez, dammit! 1053 00:58:52,529 --> 00:58:55,115 - He forgot his bicycle. - The guy took the car, dammit. 1054 00:58:55,199 --> 00:58:58,077 - Ah, son of a gun! - And now, Madeinusa? 1055 00:58:58,160 --> 00:58:59,954 - Let's run after him, right? - On bicycle? 1056 00:59:00,037 --> 00:59:01,538 We'll catch him! 1057 00:59:01,622 --> 00:59:03,332 - Run, dammit! - I'm going! 1058 00:59:03,415 --> 00:59:05,668 Run, Madeinusa! Run now! 1059 00:59:05,918 --> 00:59:07,670 Climb on the bike, you idiot! 1060 00:59:07,753 --> 00:59:10,297 My God! Now I remember! Go ahead! 1061 00:59:10,673 --> 00:59:13,092 It's stuck! I think it's broke! 1062 00:59:13,175 --> 00:59:14,385 Let's go, switch gears, man! 1063 00:59:15,511 --> 00:59:17,221 RICHÉLIO'S HOUSE - THURSDAY 1064 00:59:17,304 --> 00:59:20,057 So, you're going to open Richélio's car trunk 1065 00:59:20,391 --> 00:59:22,351 and put this device in there. 1066 00:59:22,434 --> 00:59:24,270 This is a GPS. 1067 00:59:24,353 --> 00:59:25,771 I acknowledge the mission. 1068 00:59:27,356 --> 00:59:29,858 Madeinusa, remember you have to be discreet. 1069 00:59:29,942 --> 00:59:32,486 Discreet? Don't worry, my dear. 1070 00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:36,407 Don't you know Madeinusa in English means discreet? 1071 00:59:37,741 --> 00:59:40,703 Only if it's in English, because in Portuguese you're zero discreet. 1072 00:59:40,786 --> 00:59:43,580 Calm down! Give me some time! Stay put! 1073 00:59:47,084 --> 00:59:49,670 Don't you think we give that guy too much responsibility? 1074 00:59:51,130 --> 00:59:53,173 But now he just has to cross the street! 1075 00:59:57,886 --> 00:59:58,886 Like a crane. 1076 01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:01,682 I arrived! 1077 01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:05,436 I arrived! I'm here! 1078 01:00:05,519 --> 01:00:06,645 Shut your mouth, man! 1079 01:00:09,523 --> 01:00:10,733 My God! 1080 01:00:15,946 --> 01:00:18,324 Everything is under control, easy! Under control! 1081 01:00:18,741 --> 01:00:20,951 This is going to be easy, just... Done! 1082 01:00:22,369 --> 01:00:24,997 - Now he just has to throw the thing in! - Yes. 1083 01:00:36,383 --> 01:00:38,260 - My God! What is he doing? - I don't know. 1084 01:00:39,762 --> 01:00:41,638 Why? Why? 1085 01:00:43,349 --> 01:00:45,476 - Oh, no. Come on! - Come on! 1086 01:00:46,602 --> 01:00:48,228 - Get down! - Damn! 1087 01:00:48,687 --> 01:00:50,147 I just installed the GPS, group! 1088 01:00:52,191 --> 01:00:53,859 - He's staying in the car! - No, no! 1089 01:00:55,027 --> 01:00:57,196 I think something heavy came in the front. 1090 01:00:59,365 --> 01:01:02,284 Jeez, what's that noise? Maybe it's a cat? 1091 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,419 Madeinusa, stay calm. We're right behind you. 1092 01:01:12,628 --> 01:01:16,256 Everything's under control. Don't worry. I just think it's dark. 1093 01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:17,466 Turn the light on, please? 1094 01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:23,347 We're going over a bump. He just turned left. 1095 01:01:23,722 --> 01:01:25,432 He turned right, man! 1096 01:01:33,774 --> 01:01:35,359 I think we have arrived. 1097 01:01:37,194 --> 01:01:39,279 Hey, people! Whose house is this? 1098 01:01:39,613 --> 01:01:41,615 I think we should take some pictures. 1099 01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:43,534 Do you have a super spy camera, huh? 1100 01:01:43,617 --> 01:01:46,870 We do, and so do you. It's called cell phone. 1101 01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:57,089 Jeez, did you lose weight? That bio-dance is a success. 1102 01:02:02,719 --> 01:02:05,180 Wait a minute, Zuleide! Can you enlarge that man's face? 1103 01:02:06,598 --> 01:02:09,059 I knew it! It's congressman Robalo. 1104 01:02:09,601 --> 01:02:12,354 He's the bastard that kicked us out of Congress. 1105 01:02:15,441 --> 01:02:16,984 Cornélio Robalo. 1106 01:02:17,192 --> 01:02:20,487 That man competed in the auction of the bull with Neldson, look here! 1107 01:02:20,571 --> 01:02:22,448 Zu, enlarge the picture again! 1108 01:02:26,285 --> 01:02:27,536 People, it's clear! 1109 01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:29,913 Richélio and Robalo are accomplices. 1110 01:02:30,581 --> 01:02:33,208 The congressman was pissed because he lost at the auction. 1111 01:02:33,292 --> 01:02:35,627 So, he teamed up with Richélio, who hates Neldson, 1112 01:02:35,711 --> 01:02:37,254 and the two stole the beast. 1113 01:02:37,796 --> 01:02:39,256 - That's it! - That's it really! 1114 01:02:39,339 --> 01:02:40,966 - That's it! - Exactly, Larissa! 1115 01:02:41,049 --> 01:02:43,218 There's this case here, look! 1116 01:02:43,302 --> 01:02:45,012 Robalo always has that case with him. 1117 01:02:45,095 --> 01:02:46,095 Totally! 1118 01:02:46,263 --> 01:02:48,307 So that's the key to the secret. 1119 01:02:48,390 --> 01:02:50,392 We have to get that case any way we can. 1120 01:02:50,476 --> 01:02:51,810 - That's it! - Good one, team! 1121 01:02:52,728 --> 01:02:56,648 People! It seems now we're closer than ever. 1122 01:02:56,940 --> 01:02:57,816 You think, Marcela? 1123 01:02:57,900 --> 01:03:00,152 Didn't you guys have a feeling that there was 1124 01:03:00,736 --> 01:03:03,572 a bad kind of vibe 1125 01:03:03,655 --> 01:03:05,782 getting in the way of our investigation. 1126 01:03:06,617 --> 01:03:07,951 Here? 1127 01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:10,360 There was something there, but seems like it's gone now. 1128 01:03:24,259 --> 01:03:26,512 Guys, that was a real hassle, you know? 1129 01:03:26,595 --> 01:03:29,139 It was very difficult to stay in that darkness! 1130 01:03:29,223 --> 01:03:31,975 But I turned into a superhero, and I didn't let it get to me. 1131 01:03:32,059 --> 01:03:34,561 I kicked the back seat in, it fell forward, 1132 01:03:34,645 --> 01:03:37,606 I jumped like a superhero over the seat. 1133 01:03:37,689 --> 01:03:40,859 I sat down, but I panicked because I looked around the car 1134 01:03:40,943 --> 01:03:42,569 and saw the doors were shut. 1135 01:03:42,653 --> 01:03:44,363 "How am I going to get out of the car now?" 1136 01:03:44,446 --> 01:03:45,798 Why didn't you open the door, man? 1137 01:03:45,822 --> 01:03:47,991 Did I have the keys to the car by chance, Uóston? 1138 01:03:48,075 --> 01:03:50,118 Am I the owner of the car, Uóston? 1139 01:03:50,202 --> 01:03:51,995 Poor Madeinusa! 1140 01:03:52,079 --> 01:03:55,207 Thank God I'm smart. I thought like a superhero. 1141 01:03:55,290 --> 01:03:57,960 I slammed my head against the glass and got out the window. 1142 01:04:01,588 --> 01:04:03,549 Robalo, I didn't see this coming! 1143 01:04:03,882 --> 01:04:05,467 See, Madeinusa? Everything makes sense! 1144 01:04:05,551 --> 01:04:07,195 I know we must go after congressman Robalo, 1145 01:04:07,219 --> 01:04:08,637 but I don't know how to reach him. 1146 01:04:08,845 --> 01:04:09,721 Give me his contact. 1147 01:04:09,805 --> 01:04:11,324 I'll share it with you through WhatsApp now! 1148 01:04:11,348 --> 01:04:12,933 - Today won't be possible! - Why not? 1149 01:04:13,267 --> 01:04:14,393 - It's Friday! - So? 1150 01:04:14,476 --> 01:04:16,228 - It's Friday! - What's the problem, man? 1151 01:04:16,436 --> 01:04:18,063 Every Friday that's a Friday 1152 01:04:18,272 --> 01:04:21,024 Robalo has a date with a woman from an app. 1153 01:04:21,108 --> 01:04:23,443 It's a date he has every Friday that is a Friday. 1154 01:04:23,527 --> 01:04:26,029 - Holy Mary! - So today won't work! 1155 01:04:29,950 --> 01:04:32,911 Well, well, well. 1156 01:04:34,246 --> 01:04:35,706 I just had an idea. 1157 01:04:36,623 --> 01:04:39,626 What if I took the place of the woman from the app? 1158 01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:40,960 I found it! 1159 01:04:43,130 --> 01:04:45,257 He's meeting her at his house. 1160 01:04:45,382 --> 01:04:48,719 But we're going to call the date earlier. 1161 01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:50,596 We'll tell her to go to the bar. 1162 01:04:50,679 --> 01:04:54,057 So you'll go to the bar, find a way to put her to sleep. 1163 01:04:54,141 --> 01:04:56,810 Then you'll go to his house instead of her. 1164 01:04:57,060 --> 01:04:59,271 That's your opportunity to get the case. 1165 01:04:59,354 --> 01:05:01,074 - He's always carrying the case! - The case! 1166 01:05:01,148 --> 01:05:02,024 Focus on the case! 1167 01:05:02,107 --> 01:05:03,900 You'll have to look just like her. 1168 01:05:04,484 --> 01:05:07,446 Don't worry! I'll work hard on the make-up. 1169 01:05:09,239 --> 01:05:12,159 I'll look just like her. 1170 01:05:19,249 --> 01:05:21,793 SKYBAR LOUNGE ― 7:33 p.m. 1171 01:05:29,718 --> 01:05:32,638 Mari! Girl, I can't believe it, for God's sake! 1172 01:05:32,721 --> 01:05:33,865 - What are you saying? - Mari! 1173 01:05:33,889 --> 01:05:35,140 - What are you doing? - Mari! 1174 01:05:35,223 --> 01:05:36,391 Sitting at my table? 1175 01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:40,937 Mariane, it's me, Anne Mari! 1176 01:05:41,146 --> 01:05:42,481 Your sister, girl! 1177 01:05:42,564 --> 01:05:44,024 I don't have a sister! 1178 01:05:44,107 --> 01:05:48,612 You do! We're twins from a different father and mother. 1179 01:05:48,695 --> 01:05:52,157 You were taken as a child, I remember. 1180 01:05:52,449 --> 01:05:54,910 For God's sake, I don't even like to remember it, sis! 1181 01:05:55,243 --> 01:05:59,289 We were so close, sis! Don't you remember me? 1182 01:05:59,373 --> 01:06:00,248 No! 1183 01:06:00,374 --> 01:06:03,001 Don't you think we even look alike? 1184 01:06:05,045 --> 01:06:07,422 You don't look anything like me! 1185 01:06:07,506 --> 01:06:11,677 Girl, you're so ugly that if you sit down to watch TV, 1186 01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:13,011 the channel changes by itself. 1187 01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:18,433 Stop it, girl, now it got worse, you look even uglier. 1188 01:06:22,354 --> 01:06:24,731 Stop crying, stop crying! 1189 01:06:26,233 --> 01:06:28,568 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! 1190 01:06:28,652 --> 01:06:31,488 I'm just upset because I was stood up. 1191 01:06:31,780 --> 01:06:33,657 Stood up? You said stood up? 1192 01:06:33,949 --> 01:06:36,660 Let's have a juice, juice with alcohol. 1193 01:06:36,743 --> 01:06:39,496 That's good to drink. Let's have a drink! 1194 01:06:39,579 --> 01:06:41,540 Just one drink. I'll forgive you! 1195 01:06:41,790 --> 01:06:43,375 But only if you have a drink with me! 1196 01:06:44,459 --> 01:06:45,752 The night's lost anyway! 1197 01:06:45,836 --> 01:06:47,605 Not that one, we have to choose the right one! 1198 01:06:47,629 --> 01:06:49,464 What's that, that voice? 1199 01:06:50,090 --> 01:06:54,136 - A virus! - It's not the Chinese virus, is it? 1200 01:06:54,219 --> 01:06:55,219 It's local! 1201 01:06:56,346 --> 01:06:57,556 Let me remember! 1202 01:06:57,639 --> 01:06:58,765 Remember what? 1203 01:06:58,849 --> 01:07:01,560 Sweetener! Sometimes I put sweetener in this! 1204 01:07:01,643 --> 01:07:03,437 - Do you take sweetener? - No, no, sugar. 1205 01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:07,524 Wait, let's try "eenie meenie miney mo". I'll choose this one! 1206 01:07:07,607 --> 01:07:11,403 But since I'm stubborn, I'll choose this one! 1207 01:07:11,486 --> 01:07:12,654 There, that's it! 1208 01:07:12,738 --> 01:07:15,157 - May I? - I think it's this one. 1209 01:07:16,283 --> 01:07:17,683 The one on the right, on the right. 1210 01:07:19,286 --> 01:07:21,663 - Great. - It's really good. 1211 01:07:22,038 --> 01:07:23,915 What's that? What's that? 1212 01:07:23,999 --> 01:07:25,125 Listen, what...? 1213 01:07:28,503 --> 01:07:31,381 Yeah, now they really look alike! 1214 01:07:31,465 --> 01:07:34,092 Madeinusa, help me out here! 1215 01:07:35,218 --> 01:07:37,137 What is it? Are you alright? 1216 01:07:37,220 --> 01:07:41,391 I'm feeling normal! Nothing's up! 1217 01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:43,059 I'm feeling perfectly calm. 1218 01:07:43,143 --> 01:07:45,979 - Help me out here! Help me lie her down! - We help each other. 1219 01:07:46,605 --> 01:07:47,981 Wake up, idiot! 1220 01:07:48,064 --> 01:07:50,442 We have to go after Robalo! They're all waiting for us! 1221 01:07:50,525 --> 01:07:52,694 It was me! I did it! I did it! 1222 01:07:52,778 --> 01:07:53,820 You did what? 1223 01:07:54,321 --> 01:07:56,490 I killed the girl! Is she dead? 1224 01:07:56,573 --> 01:07:59,576 Killed who? She's sleeping! Take her legs! 1225 01:07:59,659 --> 01:08:02,412 - To the side! To the side! - No, this way! 1226 01:08:02,496 --> 01:08:04,623 Because the blood can flow to the head! 1227 01:08:05,874 --> 01:08:08,710 Okay! Sleep with the angels! 1228 01:08:08,794 --> 01:08:12,297 Twin sister, I'll miss you, girl! 1229 01:08:12,380 --> 01:08:15,133 - You touched my life deeply! - Go! Go! 1230 01:08:16,009 --> 01:08:17,677 ROBALO'S HOUSE ― 9:07 p.m. 1231 01:08:28,772 --> 01:08:29,772 Are you okay? 1232 01:08:29,981 --> 01:08:31,733 Not counting the shaking, I'm great! 1233 01:08:32,984 --> 01:08:36,863 Here's the deal, this is a wire and you'll use an earpiece. 1234 01:08:36,947 --> 01:08:40,659 Earpiece? That won't work because I'm a terrible singer. 1235 01:08:41,910 --> 01:08:45,247 We'll be outside, hiding, giving you instructions. 1236 01:08:49,709 --> 01:08:51,127 - All set! - Come on... 1237 01:08:51,253 --> 01:08:52,253 Ma, the coast is clear. 1238 01:08:52,420 --> 01:08:53,900 Everything's under control, I'm good. 1239 01:08:54,005 --> 01:08:56,132 I'm completely fine. I'm normal. 1240 01:08:57,926 --> 01:09:00,554 I'm sorry, Mrs. Crosswalk A talking crosswalk! 1241 01:09:09,354 --> 01:09:11,773 What the damn was in that sandwich, boy? 1242 01:09:11,940 --> 01:09:13,859 Sausage, fries... 1243 01:09:28,957 --> 01:09:31,710 Hi, big baby! 1244 01:09:38,675 --> 01:09:42,262 Funny, you look different from the picture in the app. 1245 01:09:42,345 --> 01:09:44,639 - String him along! - It's the angle! It's the angle. 1246 01:09:44,723 --> 01:09:48,059 Sometimes, the angle changes you, like this. Or I can look like this. 1247 01:09:48,143 --> 01:09:50,079 From the back, it doesn't even look like me, you see? 1248 01:09:50,103 --> 01:09:51,479 It's not me. It's different. 1249 01:09:51,563 --> 01:09:53,083 Am I better or worse than the picture? 1250 01:09:53,148 --> 01:09:56,818 I think you look a lot better. 1251 01:09:57,110 --> 01:09:59,529 Thank God! I'm glad! 1252 01:09:59,821 --> 01:10:00,822 I'm inside. 1253 01:10:01,364 --> 01:10:02,364 What did you say? 1254 01:10:02,782 --> 01:10:05,869 Intelligent! You're so intelligent! 1255 01:10:05,952 --> 01:10:08,872 Only an intelligent man can recognize a pretty woman. 1256 01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:11,791 Should we get down to business, start warming up? 1257 01:10:11,875 --> 01:10:13,627 Naughty boy! 1258 01:10:13,710 --> 01:10:15,629 Wait, calm down, let's take it easy! 1259 01:10:15,712 --> 01:10:16,796 Fix me a drink. 1260 01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:19,520 I'll wait for you sitting down. Prepare something for both of us... 1261 01:10:19,841 --> 01:10:23,136 Looking at you from here, you look like someone I know. 1262 01:10:23,219 --> 01:10:25,555 Have you been told you look like someone I know? 1263 01:10:25,639 --> 01:10:27,116 If I told you that everybody says that! 1264 01:10:27,140 --> 01:10:28,683 That I look like someone you know! 1265 01:10:29,059 --> 01:10:33,396 Everybody says "you look a lot like someone he knows, you look alike". 1266 01:10:33,480 --> 01:10:34,522 I don't know why! 1267 01:10:34,606 --> 01:10:36,066 Say you look like Gretchen! 1268 01:10:36,149 --> 01:10:38,652 I look a lot like Gretchen, I'm just like Gretchen! 1269 01:10:38,735 --> 01:10:41,988 Mixed with Thammy, I also look like Thammy. 1270 01:10:42,072 --> 01:10:45,075 I'm like both, Gretchen and Thammy, that's me. 1271 01:10:45,158 --> 01:10:47,452 - Good, good! - How many ice cubes? 1272 01:10:47,535 --> 01:10:50,413 As many cubes as you want, baby! It's stuffy in here. 1273 01:10:51,998 --> 01:10:53,333 What are you doing? 1274 01:10:53,416 --> 01:10:56,086 Working out. Don't you know what this is? 1275 01:10:56,336 --> 01:10:58,296 Because you've never had a real woman. 1276 01:10:58,380 --> 01:11:04,219 This here, boy, look it's the turn of the thigh, with a kink. 1277 01:11:05,762 --> 01:11:07,722 Madeinusa, the room is on the second floor, 1278 01:11:07,806 --> 01:11:08,807 at the end of the hall. 1279 01:11:08,890 --> 01:11:11,202 I'm gonna do this with you upstairs in the room when we go up. 1280 01:11:11,226 --> 01:11:12,352 I'm training. 1281 01:11:12,519 --> 01:11:15,146 Are you warming up your thighs? 1282 01:11:15,230 --> 01:11:17,148 Naughty boy! 1283 01:11:17,232 --> 01:11:18,525 Let me tell you something, 1284 01:11:18,608 --> 01:11:22,320 let me go up, I'm going to set everything up, put on my thong 1285 01:11:22,404 --> 01:11:26,658 make myself pretty and make the turn of the thigh, with a kink. 1286 01:11:26,741 --> 01:11:29,160 - No, wait a minute. - Jeez. 1287 01:11:29,244 --> 01:11:30,596 - You know what I think? - Slow down. 1288 01:11:30,620 --> 01:11:33,957 I think we could stay here like this, talking a bit longer. 1289 01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:34,916 Listen, listen. 1290 01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:37,544 - Me and you like this. - Don't be silly. 1291 01:11:37,627 --> 01:11:41,339 - I've got goosebumps all over. - I'm thrilled, I'm coming up. 1292 01:11:41,423 --> 01:11:45,343 I think we could start here, doing something else... 1293 01:11:45,427 --> 01:11:46,845 put on a romantic movie. 1294 01:11:46,928 --> 01:11:49,180 - A musical atmosphere. - Musical? 1295 01:11:49,264 --> 01:11:50,264 Musical! 1296 01:11:57,981 --> 01:11:59,061 The man's gone crazy, guys! 1297 01:12:00,608 --> 01:12:02,152 What's going on, people? 1298 01:12:10,869 --> 01:12:12,787 Hey, hey! What's this music, man? 1299 01:12:12,871 --> 01:12:15,671 - I didn't agree to no musical, bro. - Enough! What's with the musical? 1300 01:12:15,832 --> 01:12:17,667 Don't ask me, it's Vander's idea! 1301 01:12:17,751 --> 01:12:20,128 He told us to do a Brazilian La La Land, I can't dance! 1302 01:12:20,211 --> 01:12:21,355 It's all improvisation, dammit! 1303 01:12:21,379 --> 01:12:23,024 You want to do a musical, do it at your own house! 1304 01:12:23,048 --> 01:12:24,966 I'm even turned on, I don't know how! 1305 01:12:25,341 --> 01:12:28,178 Ok, go back without musical. Action! 1306 01:12:28,803 --> 01:12:32,015 So, naughty boy... 1307 01:12:32,098 --> 01:12:33,266 Let's do this, 1308 01:12:33,349 --> 01:12:37,520 I'll go up and you only come when mommy calls, alright? 1309 01:12:37,604 --> 01:12:38,604 Alright! 1310 01:12:39,147 --> 01:12:40,815 Take care, okay! 1311 01:12:40,899 --> 01:12:43,651 - Only when I call you. - Look at that! 1312 01:12:43,735 --> 01:12:45,070 Old perv. 1313 01:12:46,905 --> 01:12:48,865 I just got to the slaughterhouse. 1314 01:12:48,948 --> 01:12:49,991 Slow down, Madeinusa! 1315 01:12:50,075 --> 01:12:52,118 Everything's under control, cool. 1316 01:12:53,119 --> 01:12:54,954 I think I ate something bad. 1317 01:12:55,955 --> 01:12:57,582 Look, there's a bed here, okay? 1318 01:12:58,124 --> 01:13:00,043 Red, a reddish color. 1319 01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:05,048 My God, what a wonder... you wouldn't imagine. Comfy, soft. 1320 01:13:05,131 --> 01:13:07,175 I feel like I'm in heaven. The mansion? 1321 01:13:07,258 --> 01:13:10,220 I'm in the bedroom of the mansion, guys! 1322 01:13:11,012 --> 01:13:15,475 Oh, the mission! I can't even talk about the bed! 1323 01:13:15,558 --> 01:13:17,268 A bed like this, so wonder... 1324 01:13:17,977 --> 01:13:20,188 Well, well, well... 1325 01:13:20,271 --> 01:13:22,190 Look at what we have here! 1326 01:13:22,649 --> 01:13:25,068 - What did you find, Ma? - Guys, it worked. 1327 01:13:25,318 --> 01:13:27,278 Come to papa. 1328 01:13:28,029 --> 01:13:29,280 My favorite little game. 1329 01:13:29,906 --> 01:13:31,616 Don't bother me, I'm going to play now. 1330 01:13:31,699 --> 01:13:33,743 I'm Leoncio... 1331 01:13:35,161 --> 01:13:36,222 What's going on, Madeinusa? 1332 01:13:36,246 --> 01:13:39,165 We better get closer, people, something might happen. 1333 01:13:39,249 --> 01:13:41,960 - Like what? - I don't know, I have a bad feeling. 1334 01:13:42,210 --> 01:13:45,171 But wasn't I the psychic in the group? Has that changed? 1335 01:13:45,255 --> 01:13:46,673 And do we need a psychic to tell 1336 01:13:46,756 --> 01:13:48,883 that when it comes to Madeinusa, shit happens, bro! 1337 01:13:49,425 --> 01:13:50,844 True, smart. 1338 01:13:51,636 --> 01:13:55,056 My princess, you took so long that I came looking for you 1339 01:13:55,140 --> 01:13:56,641 to see what's happening. 1340 01:13:56,724 --> 01:14:01,104 Sweetie, I was getting ready for you, alright? 1341 01:14:01,312 --> 01:14:04,941 - Do you work for Google, by chance? - Why, naughty boy? 1342 01:14:05,024 --> 01:14:08,987 Because you're everything I was looking for, woman. 1343 01:14:09,279 --> 01:14:11,239 - No! - Look at this in here. 1344 01:14:11,865 --> 01:14:13,241 - What's that, man? - Hey! 1345 01:14:14,117 --> 01:14:15,410 What did you just say? 1346 01:14:16,661 --> 01:14:19,038 What's that, man, macho man? 1347 01:14:19,247 --> 01:14:20,957 Look at the milk truck! 1348 01:14:22,417 --> 01:14:23,543 The milk truck! 1349 01:14:25,587 --> 01:14:26,713 I'm kidding with you. 1350 01:14:26,796 --> 01:14:28,173 - No! - It's just a joke, honey. 1351 01:14:28,256 --> 01:14:30,049 Why did you speak with that voice just now? 1352 01:14:30,133 --> 01:14:34,137 - What did you just say? - No, I'm just taking hormones. 1353 01:14:34,220 --> 01:14:35,471 It's like a rooster crowing. 1354 01:14:39,142 --> 01:14:40,268 My voice thickens. 1355 01:14:40,351 --> 01:14:43,271 Honey, what is it, man? Then, what is it, man? 1356 01:14:43,354 --> 01:14:46,149 What is it, man? What is it man? What is it man? 1357 01:14:46,232 --> 01:14:49,444 Several oscillations. Go on, what where you saying? 1358 01:14:49,527 --> 01:14:50,987 It's you. Right, Madeinusa? 1359 01:14:52,030 --> 01:14:53,030 - Shit! - He found out! 1360 01:15:05,627 --> 01:15:06,794 Are you having a stroke? 1361 01:15:09,797 --> 01:15:11,966 The shit hit the fan, people! He found out! Shit! Shit! 1362 01:15:13,760 --> 01:15:15,762 You're gonna see the milk truck bursting now! 1363 01:15:15,845 --> 01:15:17,889 Help me, Jesus! 1364 01:15:19,515 --> 01:15:20,515 Shoot, if you're a man! 1365 01:15:21,142 --> 01:15:22,060 Drop my case! 1366 01:15:22,143 --> 01:15:25,730 Shoot at your case! Aren't you tough? Aren't you a beast? 1367 01:15:25,813 --> 01:15:27,440 - Drop my case! - No, I won't! 1368 01:15:27,523 --> 01:15:28,733 Drop my case! 1369 01:15:28,816 --> 01:15:30,496 Give me the gun and I'll give you the case. 1370 01:15:30,526 --> 01:15:32,570 I'll give you my hand, you give me the gun. 1371 01:15:32,654 --> 01:15:34,489 You give me your hand, I'll give you the case. 1372 01:15:34,572 --> 01:15:35,448 Drop my case. 1373 01:15:35,531 --> 01:15:40,119 Hand this way, gun over here. Hand over here... That's it! 1374 01:15:40,203 --> 01:15:42,538 That's right, I grab the gun, you, the case. Alright? 1375 01:15:48,086 --> 01:15:50,171 No! 1376 01:15:53,508 --> 01:15:57,679 - I'm going to die! My God! - I'm gonna kill you! Come here! 1377 01:15:57,804 --> 01:15:59,514 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 1378 01:15:59,597 --> 01:16:02,433 I told you! Didn't I say shit was gonna happen? 1379 01:16:02,684 --> 01:16:04,727 Uóston! 1380 01:16:04,811 --> 01:16:07,438 Wait up! 1381 01:16:07,522 --> 01:16:09,399 Wait up! 1382 01:16:09,482 --> 01:16:12,235 Run, people! Run! 1383 01:16:14,612 --> 01:16:17,532 - We made it, man! - Burn, damn you! 1384 01:16:18,658 --> 01:16:20,535 Run back! It's bullets! 1385 01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:28,835 I'm blind like a cuckold husband. 1386 01:16:32,964 --> 01:16:35,967 You guys have nowhere to run, right, old cocks! 1387 01:16:37,593 --> 01:16:38,928 Take this! 1388 01:16:51,399 --> 01:16:52,399 Jeez! 1389 01:16:54,527 --> 01:16:57,238 Get the fu... Shit! Come! come! Come! 1390 01:16:57,322 --> 01:16:59,282 Up, come on, come on! 1391 01:16:59,365 --> 01:17:01,242 Come, hold on tight! 1392 01:17:01,326 --> 01:17:05,121 We're leaving, right now! 1393 01:17:08,833 --> 01:17:11,627 That's it, right? We didn't get the case, nothing worked out. 1394 01:17:11,711 --> 01:17:13,504 All for nothing! 1395 01:17:14,213 --> 01:17:15,548 Hey, Marcela! 1396 01:17:15,631 --> 01:17:16,751 Everything alright, Marcela. 1397 01:17:18,092 --> 01:17:20,720 Guys, keep the noise down, for God's sake! Keep your voice down. 1398 01:17:20,803 --> 01:17:22,138 I'm playing my game! 1399 01:17:22,263 --> 01:17:24,182 You keep talking, I can't concentrate. 1400 01:17:24,265 --> 01:17:25,391 I won't complete the level. 1401 01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:27,852 Help me, please, let me complete the level. 1402 01:17:28,061 --> 01:17:30,021 I've had enough with these WhatsApp messages. 1403 01:17:30,104 --> 01:17:31,147 What messages, man? 1404 01:17:31,230 --> 01:17:33,816 These messages from Robalo! Robalo talking with Neldson, 1405 01:17:33,900 --> 01:17:37,445 saying: "Neldson be careful because Madeinusa is investigating the case." 1406 01:17:37,528 --> 01:17:39,906 Be careful with Madeinusa!" And on, and on, and on, and on! 1407 01:17:39,989 --> 01:17:41,783 This tablet belongs to Robalo! 1408 01:17:41,866 --> 01:17:46,162 It was his. I found it and like the saying goes: 1409 01:17:46,245 --> 01:17:48,247 finders, "kreepers". 1410 01:17:48,331 --> 01:17:49,331 Give me that! 1411 01:17:50,958 --> 01:17:53,044 Guys, there's several messages from them! Look here: 1412 01:17:53,127 --> 01:17:56,756 "I hired an idiot to find the bull, he never will!" 1413 01:17:56,839 --> 01:17:58,508 - Which idiot? - That's it! 1414 01:17:58,591 --> 01:18:01,594 They hired a detective to get the insurance. 1415 01:18:03,137 --> 01:18:04,931 Guys! An outrage! 1416 01:18:05,014 --> 01:18:07,600 They're hiring other people! That's treason! 1417 01:18:07,683 --> 01:18:09,602 And there's more "Robalo:" 1418 01:18:09,685 --> 01:18:12,105 "Your idea of competing at the auction was too much. 1419 01:18:12,188 --> 01:18:14,607 I just kept raising the price and you covered the offer." 1420 01:18:14,941 --> 01:18:17,360 Neldson: "And now the bull is worth a fortune." 1421 01:18:17,443 --> 01:18:19,320 We just need to cash the insurance." 1422 01:18:19,529 --> 01:18:22,949 Robalo: "I don't know, someday someone might find out." 1423 01:18:23,032 --> 01:18:26,577 Neldson: "You don't understand. This Madeinusa is a complete idiot." 1424 01:18:27,161 --> 01:18:30,164 Robalo: "Madeinusa, you hired Madeinusa?" 1425 01:18:33,209 --> 01:18:36,796 "That's great for us!" Neldson: "They will never find the bull!" 1426 01:18:39,173 --> 01:18:42,343 Well, well, well. 1427 01:18:43,219 --> 01:18:47,807 Now I get it. They hired another Madeinusa, 1428 01:18:47,890 --> 01:18:50,268 - instead of me, myself. - Oh my God. 1429 01:18:50,351 --> 01:18:51,602 Of course not, man! 1430 01:18:51,769 --> 01:18:55,022 Do you have shit for brains? Just think about it, man! 1431 01:18:55,106 --> 01:18:56,357 Dumb ass, right? 1432 01:18:56,441 --> 01:18:57,733 Shut up, Marcela! 1433 01:18:58,151 --> 01:18:59,944 Guys, for the love of God, 1434 01:19:00,027 --> 01:19:02,738 explain like if I am five years old. 1435 01:19:02,822 --> 01:19:04,198 I'm not getting it. 1436 01:19:06,576 --> 01:19:08,077 Pay attention, Madeinusa! 1437 01:19:09,829 --> 01:19:12,373 This is Robalo. 1438 01:19:12,498 --> 01:19:15,001 And Robalo is bad! 1439 01:19:17,503 --> 01:19:19,338 This is Neldson! 1440 01:19:19,797 --> 01:19:22,341 And Neldson is very bad! 1441 01:19:24,594 --> 01:19:25,636 Jesus! 1442 01:19:25,720 --> 01:19:28,514 Neldson and Robalo are friends. 1443 01:19:29,140 --> 01:19:30,641 - Hi, little friend. - Hi! 1444 01:19:30,892 --> 01:19:32,935 Evil friends! 1445 01:19:35,104 --> 01:19:36,104 Thank you, girls. 1446 01:19:36,898 --> 01:19:37,898 Understood, Madeinusa? 1447 01:19:45,990 --> 01:19:46,990 Don't be like that. 1448 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:49,911 Call the police, call the firemen, call NASA! 1449 01:19:49,994 --> 01:19:52,455 Call my mother! 1450 01:19:57,043 --> 01:19:58,503 What is it, people? 1451 01:19:58,628 --> 01:20:00,296 They're making fun of me. 1452 01:20:00,379 --> 01:20:03,758 They did as if they were disputing the bull to raise the price. 1453 01:20:03,841 --> 01:20:07,386 We have to find that bull because without it, we have no proof. 1454 01:20:07,470 --> 01:20:09,764 We have to find the insurance policy. 1455 01:20:09,847 --> 01:20:12,975 How are we going to find something if we don't know where it is? 1456 01:20:20,024 --> 01:20:22,151 Don't look at me, I'm not feeling well. 1457 01:20:25,279 --> 01:20:26,405 Okay, I'll try. 1458 01:20:26,989 --> 01:20:28,324 But no guarantees! 1459 01:20:29,325 --> 01:20:30,701 Silence, please! 1460 01:20:34,914 --> 01:20:36,582 It's coming into her mind. 1461 01:20:39,168 --> 01:20:40,168 It's coming! 1462 01:20:45,174 --> 01:20:46,174 It got stuck. 1463 01:20:46,259 --> 01:20:47,260 - And now? - It's stuck. 1464 01:20:47,468 --> 01:20:48,737 - What now? - Who's going to sing? 1465 01:20:48,761 --> 01:20:50,555 - You'll sing! - Larissa will. 1466 01:20:52,515 --> 01:20:54,559 - My love or your love? - God Almighty! 1467 01:20:57,562 --> 01:20:59,522 No, that's not it, dear God! 1468 01:21:04,318 --> 01:21:06,571 - Holy Mother! - Wait, I'm getting nervous. 1469 01:21:06,654 --> 01:21:09,282 - It has to get unstuck. - But how? 1470 01:21:09,365 --> 01:21:13,369 In the name of Pabllo Vittar, who could help us? 1471 01:21:28,217 --> 01:21:29,217 Hi! 1472 01:21:29,552 --> 01:21:30,595 Is it really her? 1473 01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:34,307 This is me! Of course, it's me, silly! Hello, guys, how's it going? 1474 01:21:35,141 --> 01:21:37,393 - Sing for us, sing! - Of course, sweetie! 1475 01:21:51,115 --> 01:21:53,784 - What? - I have no doubt you'll heal your heart. 1476 01:21:53,868 --> 01:21:55,828 - The song is lovely! - Go on. 1477 01:21:59,957 --> 01:22:01,167 - No? - It's not that one. 1478 01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:03,377 Guys, this one is new, from my new album. 1479 01:22:03,961 --> 01:22:06,172 But the one that wakes her up is the one that says: 1480 01:22:07,465 --> 01:22:10,468 - That one. - Got it! For her, alright. 1481 01:22:28,194 --> 01:22:31,280 The insurance policy is in the strongbox at Neldson's house. 1482 01:22:32,239 --> 01:22:34,992 I told you she gets into people's minds. She's mental! 1483 01:22:35,076 --> 01:22:36,202 What happened, guys? 1484 01:22:36,285 --> 01:22:38,371 Pabllo was singing for you! 1485 01:22:38,496 --> 01:22:39,497 - What? - Where is Pabllo? 1486 01:22:40,373 --> 01:22:42,708 What Pabllo, guys? Are you kidding? 1487 01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:46,587 - I swear, man, she was here just now! - I'm not crazy! 1488 01:22:46,671 --> 01:22:48,714 A woman that size doesn't disappear like that! 1489 01:22:48,798 --> 01:22:50,216 She was here. She must have left... 1490 01:22:50,299 --> 01:22:52,385 She was here, she could not have disappeared. 1491 01:22:53,469 --> 01:22:54,595 Team, I have uncovered it. 1492 01:22:54,679 --> 01:22:56,514 The strongbox is here in the east wing, 1493 01:22:56,597 --> 01:22:57,973 close to the bull shed. 1494 01:22:58,641 --> 01:23:02,436 Larissa, you'll distract the guard so Madeinusa can get in. 1495 01:23:02,561 --> 01:23:03,479 Hello! 1496 01:23:03,562 --> 01:23:05,439 You'll be at the front of the house. 1497 01:23:05,773 --> 01:23:08,359 Madeinusa will use this spray to cover the cameras. 1498 01:23:09,276 --> 01:23:12,613 Madeinusa and Marcela will throw this gas bomb 1499 01:23:12,697 --> 01:23:14,424 to take out the security guard near the pool. 1500 01:23:14,448 --> 01:23:16,367 You will be very close. 1501 01:23:16,450 --> 01:23:18,369 You'll have to go past the dogs. 1502 01:23:18,452 --> 01:23:20,871 Madeinusa will throw the steaks full of laxative. 1503 01:23:20,955 --> 01:23:23,749 That's good, it'll make the dogs shit like crazy and we go in. 1504 01:23:23,833 --> 01:23:27,420 If everything goes right, we'll be inside the strongbox. 1505 01:23:28,212 --> 01:23:31,382 I have such a weird feeling I know you, I always see you here. 1506 01:23:31,465 --> 01:23:33,259 I think this house is beautiful! 1507 01:23:33,467 --> 01:23:36,637 Could I come in to have a look? 1508 01:23:36,721 --> 01:23:38,305 - Just to talk. - Come in. 1509 01:23:38,681 --> 01:23:43,310 That's it! From the gym, man! But you never showed up again. 1510 01:23:43,394 --> 01:23:44,770 MAIN GATE 1511 01:23:44,854 --> 01:23:47,606 We could work out together. 1512 01:23:48,107 --> 01:23:50,484 I want to tighten these muscles over here. 1513 01:23:50,568 --> 01:23:54,113 - Sure, sure. We could. - Great, whenever you like. 1514 01:23:54,363 --> 01:23:56,449 Didn't even see me, sucker! 1515 01:24:02,580 --> 01:24:05,708 EAST WING 1516 01:24:05,791 --> 01:24:09,628 - You know what you have to do, right? - Trust me, Marcela! 1517 01:24:10,379 --> 01:24:11,379 Go ahead! 1518 01:24:16,635 --> 01:24:18,137 Ta-dah! 1519 01:24:18,304 --> 01:24:20,556 MADEINUSA WAS HERE! 1520 01:24:21,182 --> 01:24:22,182 Give me that! 1521 01:24:26,562 --> 01:24:29,356 Marcela, what do I do? Help me! I got "cerebral amnesia"! 1522 01:24:29,440 --> 01:24:30,316 SWIMMING POOL 1523 01:24:30,441 --> 01:24:31,776 Madeinusa, the bomb! 1524 01:24:31,859 --> 01:24:33,611 - The bomb? - The bomb! 1525 01:24:34,028 --> 01:24:35,571 The bomb! 1526 01:24:35,654 --> 01:24:37,698 Yeah, because back home it's called something else. 1527 01:24:37,782 --> 01:24:40,242 It's buckle, mullet, boom. I'll show you, pay attention! 1528 01:24:40,326 --> 01:24:42,953 - It's not that type of bomb! - Hey, stop! 1529 01:24:45,122 --> 01:24:46,122 Idiot! 1530 01:24:50,544 --> 01:24:51,420 This is good! 1531 01:24:51,504 --> 01:24:54,215 Congratulations, give me five! Watch out. 1532 01:24:54,298 --> 01:24:56,091 Cannonball! 1533 01:25:00,888 --> 01:25:02,097 No! 1534 01:25:03,599 --> 01:25:07,478 It's amazing how dry I am. I was soaked a few seconds ago. 1535 01:25:07,561 --> 01:25:08,437 WEST ROOM 1536 01:25:08,521 --> 01:25:10,439 But this detective outfit is efficient. 1537 01:25:10,523 --> 01:25:12,691 It dried me, combed my hair, 1538 01:25:12,775 --> 01:25:15,653 put my make up on and even sprayed my pompadour. 1539 01:25:15,820 --> 01:25:16,820 Shut up, Madeinusa! 1540 01:25:16,904 --> 01:25:19,064 - What is it, man? - Look at the dogs there, Madeinusa. 1541 01:25:19,740 --> 01:25:22,535 Dogs, for God's sake! I'm scared shitless of dogs! 1542 01:25:24,370 --> 01:25:25,871 And be still! They can smell fear. 1543 01:25:25,955 --> 01:25:27,289 So, they can smell me. 1544 01:25:27,373 --> 01:25:29,373 Throw the steaks. Throw the steaks for them to eat! 1545 01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:30,709 Throw the steaks? 1546 01:25:30,793 --> 01:25:33,838 I already threw them inside myself, I ate them! 1547 01:25:33,921 --> 01:25:36,590 The steaks were full of laxatives, they were for the dogs to shit, 1548 01:25:36,674 --> 01:25:37,550 so we could get in. 1549 01:25:37,633 --> 01:25:38,551 God almighty! 1550 01:25:38,634 --> 01:25:40,634 So that's why my stomach is sounding like a parade! 1551 01:25:41,971 --> 01:25:45,140 Madeinusa, stay here and I'll go in, I have a way with dogs. 1552 01:25:46,183 --> 01:25:48,602 Good luck, Uóston! Uóston! 1553 01:25:50,521 --> 01:25:52,523 Holy father! Bless me, Mary! 1554 01:25:54,817 --> 01:25:55,817 Holy Father! 1555 01:25:56,110 --> 01:25:58,404 God damn, doggies! 1556 01:25:59,488 --> 01:26:00,488 Uóston? 1557 01:26:01,574 --> 01:26:04,368 There! Madeinusa! Let's Go! 1558 01:26:06,495 --> 01:26:07,495 It's over! 1559 01:26:08,581 --> 01:26:11,709 STRONGBOX ROOM 1560 01:26:16,714 --> 01:26:18,883 - I have a stomach ache, guys! - Shhh! 1561 01:26:20,050 --> 01:26:22,720 I just have to get into their network and deactivate the lasers. 1562 01:26:22,887 --> 01:26:26,348 Or not, it identified an attack and created a new security shield. 1563 01:26:26,432 --> 01:26:27,308 - Very good. - And now? 1564 01:26:27,391 --> 01:26:30,102 Let's go, this will soon be full of guards! 1565 01:26:30,185 --> 01:26:33,397 Easy, man, easy, don't you know I'm the one who solves everything? 1566 01:26:33,480 --> 01:26:34,732 Haven't I so far? 1567 01:26:34,815 --> 01:26:36,150 - Yes... - What do you mean? 1568 01:26:36,233 --> 01:26:40,112 Did I do anything to prove otherwise? Did I, by chance? 1569 01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:27,242 He's doing it! 1570 01:27:27,868 --> 01:27:29,787 Go, man! You're almost there! 1571 01:27:45,052 --> 01:27:46,845 Yes, yes, yes. 1572 01:27:46,929 --> 01:27:48,514 Didn't I say I was feeling lucky? 1573 01:27:49,765 --> 01:27:52,351 My lucky charm brings me a lot of luck! 1574 01:28:10,119 --> 01:28:12,037 Hello? Hello? 1575 01:28:17,292 --> 01:28:20,421 I was ready to get the insurance money for the bull. 1576 01:28:20,504 --> 01:28:22,923 You decided to show up to spoil my plan! 1577 01:28:23,007 --> 01:28:26,176 For God's sake, get to the point! I'm not feeling well! 1578 01:28:26,260 --> 01:28:29,555 Shut up! You're a farce, Madeinusa! 1579 01:28:29,638 --> 01:28:32,307 You never saved anybody, there was no bomb. 1580 01:28:32,391 --> 01:28:35,269 I knew you were the right guy to mess up. 1581 01:28:35,352 --> 01:28:38,313 Man. Let me go to the bathroom. Stop beating around the bush! 1582 01:28:38,397 --> 01:28:40,774 You're going to turn into bull food! 1583 01:28:43,610 --> 01:28:44,945 Don't mention food! 1584 01:28:45,571 --> 01:28:47,114 Oh, my God. Did I step on shit? 1585 01:28:48,198 --> 01:28:50,659 - You stepped on shit! Lift your feet. - It was Madeinusa. 1586 01:28:50,743 --> 01:28:52,903 Madeinusa ate steak with laxative, I forgot to mention. 1587 01:28:53,203 --> 01:28:55,789 Richélio, he's done! 1588 01:28:56,373 --> 01:28:57,583 Clean up, Richélio! 1589 01:28:57,958 --> 01:28:59,418 Stop! 1590 01:29:05,215 --> 01:29:06,216 Goodbye! 1591 01:29:09,011 --> 01:29:13,557 I'm tired of being humiliated by you. I'll never cleaning your butt again. 1592 01:29:30,949 --> 01:29:33,077 Hot damn! Is this shit PMS? 1593 01:29:34,578 --> 01:29:36,413 You'll never be able to prove anything. 1594 01:29:36,663 --> 01:29:39,750 - That's where you're wrong, my dear. - Wrong. 1595 01:29:39,833 --> 01:29:42,377 - This is Robalo's tablet. - What do you mean? 1596 01:29:42,461 --> 01:29:46,799 This contains all the conversations you two had that incriminate you. 1597 01:29:47,257 --> 01:29:51,970 You think I'm gonna fall for that? You are just fishing! 1598 01:29:52,096 --> 01:29:56,225 You are bluffing! There's no bull. If there's no bull, there's no proof. 1599 01:29:58,477 --> 01:29:59,561 - Really? - Yeah. 1600 01:30:03,148 --> 01:30:06,485 Fire! 1601 01:30:10,823 --> 01:30:12,074 Water! 1602 01:30:13,117 --> 01:30:18,455 - Water! - Madeinusa! Look! 1603 01:30:19,706 --> 01:30:21,875 It's the white bull with white spots, man. 1604 01:30:29,216 --> 01:30:31,093 He was painted black all along. 1605 01:30:35,806 --> 01:30:38,517 - Man! You know what that means? - What? 1606 01:30:39,059 --> 01:30:41,395 That you're a true detective. 1607 01:30:41,478 --> 01:30:43,522 - Really? - We solved the case. 1608 01:30:46,483 --> 01:30:47,609 Wait! 1609 01:30:48,527 --> 01:30:49,736 But where's the white bull? 1610 01:30:50,279 --> 01:30:53,115 Over there, man! It's him, the white bull with white spots. 1611 01:30:53,198 --> 01:30:54,575 - And the spots? - White! 1612 01:30:54,658 --> 01:30:57,369 - And which color is the bull? - The bull is white. 1613 01:30:57,452 --> 01:31:00,289 And where are the spots? I only see a white bull. 1614 01:31:00,706 --> 01:31:03,417 Made, pay attention. 1615 01:31:07,254 --> 01:31:11,008 Crowded with news. Look here. Go to the front page, it's there. 1616 01:31:11,091 --> 01:31:12,694 - It's not here. - It's always on the front page. 1617 01:31:12,718 --> 01:31:14,219 No, it's not this. 1618 01:31:14,303 --> 01:31:16,555 - Let me see the other page. - Leisure... 1619 01:31:16,638 --> 01:31:18,599 We need the main title! 1620 01:31:18,682 --> 01:31:20,434 - There has to be! - There's nothing! 1621 01:31:20,601 --> 01:31:23,812 - Madeinusa, there's nothing. - There's nothing here. 1622 01:31:24,646 --> 01:31:26,648 Could they have covered it up? 1623 01:31:26,732 --> 01:31:30,027 Damn rich people! Makes me animus! 1624 01:31:31,653 --> 01:31:35,908 That's it! We're going to make an anonymous statement. 1625 01:31:35,991 --> 01:31:37,451 We'll put it all up on the internet. 1626 01:31:37,534 --> 01:31:39,411 So we'll put it on "Tic Tac". 1627 01:31:39,953 --> 01:31:41,747 - Come here. - I like that. 1628 01:31:41,830 --> 01:31:43,670 I'm going to break into the system in Congress. 1629 01:31:43,790 --> 01:31:47,044 We'll do a live feed and you'll be the spokesman. 1630 01:31:47,127 --> 01:31:50,797 Guys, you know I'm afraid of ghosts, 1631 01:31:50,881 --> 01:31:52,424 so how can I be a "spook" man? 1632 01:31:52,507 --> 01:31:55,302 Knucklehead, it's nothing like that! 1633 01:31:55,385 --> 01:31:59,431 You're going to tell the viewers about all the rotten things Robalo did. 1634 01:31:59,514 --> 01:32:03,268 - You're going to cancel him! Get it? - You're going to be in a video... 1635 01:32:03,352 --> 01:32:05,646 - Inside the video? - And you'll speak live. 1636 01:32:05,729 --> 01:32:07,981 Hey, Made, you should wear a mask, you know? 1637 01:32:08,065 --> 01:32:11,318 These guys are dangerous. So nobody can recognize you. 1638 01:32:11,985 --> 01:32:14,905 I have one... 1639 01:32:15,864 --> 01:32:17,407 Look, here's the mask. 1640 01:32:17,491 --> 01:32:20,077 Jeez! The mask is your face! 1641 01:32:20,244 --> 01:32:24,122 Yeah, but they'll think it's someone else wearing my mask. Get it? 1642 01:32:24,248 --> 01:32:28,418 Knucklehead! Of course not! They'll think it's you! Because it is! 1643 01:32:28,794 --> 01:32:33,507 Only an idiot, someone really stupid would wear a mask 1644 01:32:33,590 --> 01:32:34,591 with his own face. 1645 01:32:34,675 --> 01:32:37,052 - Exactly. - The transmission is starting! 1646 01:32:37,135 --> 01:32:39,096 You are live to the world, Madeinusa! 1647 01:32:39,513 --> 01:32:41,473 Now is your time! Shine, man! 1648 01:32:41,556 --> 01:32:43,267 - Make your name! - That's right! 1649 01:32:43,350 --> 01:32:45,394 Ladies and gentlemen! 1650 01:32:46,436 --> 01:32:49,314 I am Madeinusa, or rather, I'm lying! 1651 01:32:50,023 --> 01:32:51,858 I am Anonymous! 1652 01:32:53,235 --> 01:32:55,862 I look like Madeinusa! Yes! 1653 01:32:56,738 --> 01:33:00,951 I am me, Anonymous is the anonymous and Madeinusa is Madeinusa. 1654 01:33:01,410 --> 01:33:05,080 And I'm here to spill the beans. 1655 01:33:05,664 --> 01:33:08,500 I am here to tell you 1656 01:33:08,750 --> 01:33:12,379 who these corrupt politicians really are. 1657 01:33:12,754 --> 01:33:14,339 And I'm going to cancel them now! 1658 01:33:14,673 --> 01:33:19,344 Once upon a time, there was a bad man named Robalo. 1659 01:33:19,511 --> 01:33:21,138 He was bad! 1660 01:33:21,471 --> 01:33:24,182 He had a friend called Neldson... 1661 01:33:24,266 --> 01:33:26,476 and he was also very bad! 1662 01:33:26,560 --> 01:33:29,062 The two were always doing evil things together. 1663 01:33:29,146 --> 01:33:31,106 They went after the bulls. 1664 01:33:31,189 --> 01:33:34,735 Rubinho Barichello had the lead! But the bull was already there... 1665 01:33:34,818 --> 01:33:38,488 - Madeinusa! - That's Madeinusa, he's great. 1666 01:33:38,572 --> 01:33:41,366 - Nobody can take it anymore! - Us, from construction... 1667 01:33:41,450 --> 01:33:44,244 Bravo, Madeinusa. 1668 01:33:46,288 --> 01:33:48,999 - I knew it! - He's what the country needs. 1669 01:33:49,082 --> 01:33:51,793 - To straddle... - An earnest man. 1670 01:33:51,877 --> 01:33:53,837 Am I speaking with Detective Madeinusa? 1671 01:33:54,629 --> 01:33:57,841 Of course, I'm with you. I trust you. 1672 01:33:57,924 --> 01:33:59,009 Straddling a bull. 1673 01:33:59,092 --> 01:34:01,219 Madeinusa for president. 1674 01:34:03,638 --> 01:34:08,018 Madeinusa saves a nation of bulls and everybody says: 1675 01:34:08,101 --> 01:34:10,520 "That's our detective! He's our hero!" 1676 01:34:13,065 --> 01:34:14,425 And they lived happily ever after! 1677 01:34:14,483 --> 01:34:15,359 THE END. 1678 01:34:15,442 --> 01:34:17,194 T-H-E-E-N-D. 1679 01:34:17,694 --> 01:34:20,465 I mean, more or less the end, there's the scenes on the closing credits! 1680 01:34:20,489 --> 01:34:22,991 It was meant to be a surprise, idiot! 1681 01:34:23,075 --> 01:34:25,952 I mean, no, there are no credit scenes! I was joking. 1682 01:34:26,036 --> 01:34:28,538 But there are some. Jesus Christ! 1683 01:34:28,830 --> 01:34:31,833 Don't move. There is more coming. I'll just say: 1684 01:34:31,917 --> 01:34:35,003 the movie is only over when it ends. 1685 01:35:55,834 --> 01:35:57,335 DETECTIVE MADEINUSA 1686 01:35:59,045 --> 01:36:02,591 - Go! Take it! The customer is waiting! - Let's get to work! 1687 01:36:02,674 --> 01:36:04,301 - I'm starting now, jeez! - Smile! 1688 01:36:04,384 --> 01:36:06,219 About time! About time! 1689 01:36:09,473 --> 01:36:10,932 Front page, man. 1690 01:36:12,100 --> 01:36:15,687 Well, well, well. 1691 01:36:16,188 --> 01:36:18,482 Look what we have here, my dear Uóston! 1692 01:36:19,858 --> 01:36:21,443 Things change, huh? 1693 01:36:21,526 --> 01:36:22,777 That's right, Madeinusa. 1694 01:36:23,069 --> 01:36:26,698 You know, I look at the news and I can't believe it, man! 1695 01:36:26,781 --> 01:36:28,950 We're professional detectives! 1696 01:36:29,910 --> 01:36:31,369 To our friendship! 1697 01:36:34,831 --> 01:36:35,957 To our friendship! 1698 01:36:36,708 --> 01:36:38,543 Who said you're my friend, Madeinusa? 1699 01:36:41,046 --> 01:36:42,214 How so, Uóston? 1700 01:36:42,964 --> 01:36:46,676 We went through it all together. We were fired together. 1701 01:36:48,011 --> 01:36:49,596 We caught the suicide bomber together. 1702 01:36:50,639 --> 01:36:53,683 We solved the mystery of the bull together. 1703 01:36:54,601 --> 01:36:58,438 And you tell me that I'm not your friend? 1704 01:36:58,563 --> 01:37:00,482 Am I not your friend, Uóston? 1705 01:37:05,695 --> 01:37:07,280 That's where you're wrong, Madeinusa! 1706 01:37:08,907 --> 01:37:10,033 You're not my friend. 1707 01:37:11,785 --> 01:37:12,785 You... 1708 01:37:14,204 --> 01:37:15,997 are my best friend, Madeinusa. 1709 01:37:37,352 --> 01:37:38,395 Jesus Christ, hey man! 1710 01:37:41,523 --> 01:37:43,858 Go embarrass a bull, Madeinusa! 1711 01:41:20,992 --> 01:41:22,494 Translator: Fernando Arraiza 128904