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Great. Just great. We're lost.

We're not lost.

Oh, yeah. What would you call it? You should have stopped at that gas station

back there. Oh, shut up, will you? I know where I'm going.

Fine.

Fine. Fine.

What are you doing? I'm changing.

It's too goddamn cheap to buy an air conditioner, and I'm hot. That costs 500

bucks. Big deal.

You can't spend 500 bucks for an air conditioner, but you could spend 12

on that ugly, stupid watch.

Not an ugly, stupid watch. I like this watch, and you can see through that

shirt. So what? You bought it for me. That's right, I bought it for you. I

bought everything for you. Don't forget that.

Ricky, sometimes you can be such an asshole.

I want you to put your jacket back on. No, why?

Why? Because you can see underneath your shirt, that's why.

So who's going to see me out here, huh?

That scarecrow?

Ricky, wasn't that a scarecrow there?

Shit, what are you talking about?

I don't know.

Let's just get out of here.

Did you see that?

No, Ricky.

You didn't see that?

Let's just get out of here, okay?

I'm getting scared here.

No, just take it easy.

I was just a punk born a prank. I'm gonna rip his fucking throat out.

Ricky, come on. Grow up. Let's just get out of here.

Ricky!

You've been bugging me for two weeks to come on this trip. I hope you don't turn

on the sleeper through the whole thing.

You don't have to worry about that.

You better get all of the sleep you can now.

Had we hit the next tourist stop, we'd be there in a few more hours.

Those horses got away getting a man up early.

Great. I can hardly wait.

Hey, don't wait for those horses.

I'll be keeping you up all night anyway.

I hope so.

Do you have any breath for my hair? I forgot to bring one.

I've got one you can borrow. I've got plenty.

Thanks. I always forget something.

I know what you mean. You know, I never forget my hair products.

There's a trick to it. You have to pack them first. Blow dryer.

Your blow dryer?

You packed your blow dryers? I don't think you'll find much places to use it.

The only thing for where we're going are land, trees, patches of desert, and

your horse.

That thing's useless out there.

Unless you figured out some way to use a hair dryer, I don't know about.

Maybe I do.

And maybe if you're lucky, you'll get a chance to find out.

Come on, folks. There's another tourist mount down the road about five miles.

You can get some Indian trinkets there.

Excuse me.

Pardon me. Help me out here?

City folk, huh?

Yeah. We're about.

Whoa.

Civilization, anyway.

Tell me something. What brings you out this way?

That's why I come by, see?

This guide of ours gets off on this exit.

Says it's a shortcut.

That true?

I recommend you take the long way.

Yeah.

Well.

He says he's been here before. I think he knows what he's doing.

Whatever you say.

Yeah. Yeah, we're going to take junction 59.

Junction 59?

Don't take junction 59.

William!

Don't do it. William!

Hold your horses. I'm coming.

Listen to what I say.

Don't take junction 59.

I got out here in your damn truck.

Well, get it in here.

What was all that about?

What? That hillbilly. Didn't he just say that we shouldn't take junction 59?

Just relax, Melissa.

There's country folks like that all around who don't have anything better to

than to scare the west out of city people.

He seemed pretty serious to me.

Has anybody ever been hurt on one of these trips?

No, don't worry about that.

Where we're going, there won't be a person in sight, I guarantee it.

Once we hook up with Clyde and Debbie at the horse ranch, that'll be the end of

civilization as you know it.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

Doing what?

Going on a seven -day hiking trip on horseback, remember?

Believe me, I know what you mean.

I can't believe it either. It takes Sandy an hour and a half just to do her

nails when we go out. Well, excuse me, Pocahontas, but we weren't all born with

beautiful Indian skin like you.

You two roommates?

Yeah. Yeah.

And these two are our friends.

How about you guys?

We don't really know anybody here.

We're engaged.

Really? When are you getting married?

October. Show them the ring, huh? Go on.

Beautiful. How about you two? Are you married?

We've been together about three... Six and a half.

That long?

Yeah.

Six and a half years. Still going strong.

Yeah, well, I guess time flies when you're in love and happily married.

See, hon? Another fine example of a blissful marriage.

Are we going or what?

All right, let's hit the road.

crazier every year.

Hey, Alex, what the hell was that? Something wrong with this engine?

It's the fuel pump.

No problem. We'll be back on the road in ten minutes.

Not quite.

What do you mean, not quite?

We need another pump.

Oh, great.

You're joking, right?

Wish I was.

So now what?

We got two choices. We could go back to the tourist stop. I haven't seen a

single car pass this. And that was, what, three, four hours ago?

Option number two, we hike to the campsite.

How long of a hike is that?

About eight hours.

Oh, Melissa's going to love that. No problem. We'll just imagine that we're

starting the trip a little earlier than expected. That's all.

We're stuck and Kemper Joe here can't do anything to get us out of here, right?

I knew it. I damn well knew it. Now what?

Well, Alex suggested that we hike from here to the camp.

Well, how far is the hike?

About six to eight hours.

Eight hours?

Oh, come on, Jude.

Listen, it's not that bad. Well, just imagine that we're starting the trip a

little earlier, that's all.

Yeah, why don't we just imagine that we're starting the trip a little late,

hitch a ride back to civilization, and go home. Don't.

Besides, we haven't seen a car pass here in the last four hours. We could stay

here all night and still not get a ride.

Well, what do you think, Frank?

Well, he's right. We could be here all night.

Besides, those hicks of the tourist information probably won't even be able

help.

Well, what about the campers?

Let's just kind of drive it off the road here a bit. Once we get to the base

camp, they can come back and fix up the van.

Won't they be expecting us in a couple hours?

They won't start getting concerned for another six hours or so.

By then we should almost be there, and if not, we'll be close enough to shoot

off the flare.

They'll get to us, no problem.

What about getting lost?

Dude, you already are lost.

It's not that hard to find.

Besides, I've got the compass.

All in favor?

Yes.

All right, now hold it, everyone.

Before you start off with your gear, I've got to make two requests.

What's that?

One, that Sandy changes those shoes.

I've got another pair in my knapsack.

What's the other one?

Okay, since we're starting this excursion early, I want you all to

yourselves. We'll start with me. My name is Alex, and since I'll be your

excursion leader for the next seven days, I hope you all like me.

I wouldn't worry about that.

I'm Frank.

This is Melissa.

Hello.

My name's Marianne. Hi.

And I'm her roommate and mentor.

My name's Sandy.

Jude.

Hi. Hi, I'm Kim, and I'm an alcoholic.

No, just kidding.

My name's Tom. And I'm Lori.

And we're engaged.

All right, let's do it.

This isn't so bad after all.

I know what you mean.

It's relaxing.

I can't believe how fresh the air is out here.

We ought to get away like this more often.

Next time, let's go to Hawaii or Florida like normal people, okay, Marianne?

Come on, Sandy.

Don't do this to me, okay?

You said you wanted to go.

Don't complain now. I'm sorry.

I can't believe we're doing this.

I feel like a girl guide.

All we're lacking now are some Boy Scouts.

Uh, what about Alex?

What about him?

Um, I saw the way you were looking at him.

You don't miss a trick, do you? Yeah, if you stared at his buns any harder,

you'd burn a hole through his pants.

Like this guy, Alex?

I don't know. There's something about him that's kind of cute.

What about Smitha?

What about him? You've been dating him for a year?

He could have come if he wanted to.

Sandy, he had a funeral to go to. It was his second cousin that he hardly even

knew. I can't believe you.

This is how I need it.

What do you mean?

The trip.

I like the way it's starting.

Yeah, right.

It's a fuel pump disaster.

No. I mean, it's kind of spontaneous. One minute we're singing camp songs on

road, the next minute we're hiking in a desert.

I don't want to think about it too much right now. Why not?

I think it's dumb.

I just don't, okay?

Why do you always have to be like that?

Like what?

Closing me off.

Let's just talk about it later, all right?

Why later?

I don't feel like having a major discussion with ten people around here

our problems.

You don't want to come on this trip. Later, okay?

Information people were weird, weren't they?

They must have thought we were pretty weird ourselves.

Isn't it funny how people act so different because of where they were

My feet are killing me.

That's funny.

Not funny. My feet hurt.

What's that?

That's a house down there.

So what's so funny about that?

Out here in the middle of nowhere.

No people, no cars, no roads.

Seems kind of funny.

Well, maybe there's nobody home.

Maybe we should go down there and get some rest and some shade.

Sounds like a good idea.

Let's go.

Looks like no one's been here for years.

Let's go inside and relax.

Another building out back.

Come on, Melissa, let's go take a look.

Yeah. Hey, don't wander off too far.

It makes you wonder whatever happens to people who used to live here.

I know what you mean.

Alex, how much further do you figure we've got to go?

I'd say four, maybe six hours.

How long have we been hiking?

Two hours.

I thought you said this was a six -hour hike. Right.

I said six to eight.

Yeah, right.

I thought we'd never get a chance to be alone.

It's so long since we've been away like this.

That stuff is potent.

Tom? No.

No, no thanks. I think I'll hold out and hit it hard tonight.

Well, have you done all those sodas?

No, we drank them all.

What do

you like to do for fun, Alec?

Oh, all kinds of things.

Yeah? Like what?

I like to hunt.

Hunt? What do you like to hunt?

Deer.

Beaver.

Duck. I'm game for anything.

I guess it depends on the season.

Well, what's your favorite season?

This one.

What is it that you like about it?

The unpredictability.

Do you always get what you want?

Usually.

Not always.

It's a game.

First you've got to figure out what the animal's thinking.

Then you can figure out where the game's going.

But sometimes you run across something that knows the game a little too well.

Makes you wonder, should you even keep trying to play in the first place?

Then why don't you just stick to the easy prey?

Sometimes I do.

What was that?

Never mind.

What's the problem?

Nothing. It just scared me.

How long do you figure it's been dead?

About a month.

How did it die?

Don't know.

Don't move.

I've got some questions. I want some answers.

What are you all doing here? I'll handle this. Speak for you.

We were just camping and we saw the house and we thought we'd stop and get

rest. Don't you be reaching for that knapsack now.

I'll blow your damn head off.

We didn't realize anybody lived here.

Do you see a couch?

No. Do you see dishes in the kitchen?

No. Do you see a TV?

No.

What the hell would make you think someone was living here?

I don't know.

about the gun this used to be my brother -in -law's place about 15 16 years ago

but he's gone now they're all gone except me and my dog lassie

where'd they go dead

who's died the rest just left don't know where they

went don't give a damn neither They can all go to hell for all I care.

You said that they died.

How did they die?

I don't know.

Same thing that killed the wheat, I guess.

We didn't see any wheat fields around here.

There used to be wheat out there for miles.

As far as the eye could see.

Then whammo!

It all disappeared in two seasons.

Now we ain't got nothing but desert.

First the...

Then the wheat went.

The thing still stands, these old shacks and those damn scarecrows.

How'd they all die?

Don't know.

First it was my cousin Joe, and my brother -in -law Bobby.

My aunt's suit didn't make it neither.

Uncle Sam come out with some boys in his shiny suits.

Why'd they wear shiny suits to a funeral?

You don't understand a word I'm saying, do you, boy?

I think you all better get out of here and get back where you came from.

What the hell was that?

I don't know. He came in here. He had a shotgun.

Let's get the hell out of here. Calm down, Laurie. It's just an old man

to protect his property.

Let's get going. We still have a hike ahead of us.

Wait a minute.

I think we should all go back to the camper. Come on, Jude. We've already

started, so let's finish the hike.

You can sit here and whine all day if you want to.

We're heading out.

Oh my god!

It's a person!

The hell is that?

It's a scarecrow.

Something with the person.

What's the scarecrow doing out here?

You heard the old man. It's one of the wheat fields that used to be out here.

I don't see any barns or shacks out here, though. Yeah, well, maybe they all

fell down.

Boy, that jacket looks pretty neat.

It almost looks real.

It's just my luck I leave the beach to die in an earthquake in the middle of

some desert.

Maybe we should go back to the camper, huh? Yeah, right. Risk meeting up with

that crazy old man again.

Forget that.

We're only about a four -hour hike away.

Okay,

which way is it?

What the hell's going on?

We just have to go past that hill for four hours.

Grab your packs.

all day yeah that's a different one it's the same one what the hell's going on

here alex i don't know but i can't say one thing we haven't been going around

circles all day something really strange is going on here so what are

you saying we're lost you're the one who's supposed to be our damn guide you

can't get lost i want to go back to the camper now yeah hey hold it everyone

calm down It's already night, so we shouldn't think about going anyplace.

I would suggest that since we all have our camping gear, we pitch camp here

tonight.

Here? Yeah, by the scarecrow. It's a good spot.

Look, if Clyde and Debbie don't find us, the park rangers definitely will. And

it's not a big deal.

We'll just say we started the trip a little different, that's all.

If anyone wants to discount on the trip, we can talk about that later.

Well, we did come here to do some hardcore camping.

Guys, let's just take the tent.

Yeah, I'll make a fire.

Hold on a minute.

This is crazy. This is bullshit.

What, do you think I want to sleep out here in the middle of the desert

You're crazy.

We're supposed to be riding horses.

That's what we pay for. Not this bullshit hiking crap.

First we have engine problems. Fine, okay, I can handle engine problems. Then

the dumb redneck fuck with the shotgun.

And then you traipse us around the desert all day.

And we're lost and you don't let us know. And now you're going to tell me

I'm sleeping out here in the middle of the desert tonight?

You're crazy. This is where it stops, Jeremiah Johnson.

This is it. It's over. I'm out of here. You got that?

Come on, Judy. Let's just stick it out. Did you hear me? I said I'm out of here.

Well, if that's the way you folks feel, we'll head back.

That's fine with me.

Come on, Judy.

She's got a point, Marianne.

Point, my ass. We're already halfway there. We're not going to turn back now.

I didn't build the pharmacy I have today by quitting when the going got tough.

And I'm sure as hell not going to let some whiny -faced girl decide where I'm

going to go.

Screw you!

All right, now, hold it. We stay here.

I told you, I'm out of here. I'm leaving.

Anybody coming with me?

Hold it.

Okay, we head back.

Franklin Ganja never turns back.

All right. You folks stay here. I'll take them back, and I'll be here in the

morning. I'm heading forward.

And I also want you to know that I'll be speaking to your manager about your

incompetence. Now, I'm going to tell you, and I'm only going to tell you

There's only one law out here, and that's me. And you're going to abide by

law. Is that clear?

Yes, it's clear.

Everybody got that?

Yes, ma 'am.

Side. I'm the manager.

This isn't a game. You girls could start hiking out there and end up being beef

jerky for the vultures. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You got plenty of water and flashlight?

Mm -hmm.

Fine, if you think you can hike it out there in the dark, go right ahead.

But you know you're going to get lost, don't you? We ain't going to be any

off than we are right now.

Okay, here.

Take the extra flare gun.

When you're through playing Rambolina, shoot it up. I'll come get you. How does

it work?

Like this.

Okay, now. You got three shots left. One every 45 minutes.

Good luck.

Ciao.

It's got some balls. Say that again, man.

And no one ever saw the child again.

Except on a moonlit night.

Sorry, Kenny.

That was scary.

How about another one?

Yeah. Yeah.

I've got one for you.

I call it the book.

My grandfather used to tell me this story.

He says it really happened to his father.

Well,

right after the Civil War, my great -grandfather, his name was Alex, too.

He was heading home when about 40 miles out of sight of his town started pouring

rain. It was a place called Scarsdale County, mostly abandoned matches.

So he decided to go see if he could find some shelter.

So he walked a few miles, and he came across this huge mansion, opulent.

So he enters, but now it's pitch black.

It's pouring down rain.

And inside, these rusty drops are falling from the ceiling.

So he finds a table that has an oil lamp on it, and he lights it.

Next to the lamp is this book.

So he opens it, and it's all written in Latin.

And he's turning the pages, and there are these graphic illustrations of

torture and dismemberment.

People with arms and legs cut off.

Decapitation.

Eyes, throats ripped out.

Then he hears a thump.

And another.

And another.

They're getting closer.

And a door opens.

And there's this old, old man in the door.

Shoulder length hair all white.

And a full beard all white. White but kind of a pale blue at the same time.

With piercing blood red eyes.

And Alex says, sorry.

I was seeking shelter.

It was raining. I didn't know the house was occupied.

And the old man says, My house be open to

all who need it.

Do you like the book?

Alex says yes, but... Well, no. I mean... I know

some Latin. I took it in school back east, but...

I've never seen anything like this.

Well, read the book to me.

Sure.

How did you come across this book?

I wanted something.

So someone gave me this book in return for it.

Has anyone ever read this book before?

Well, few have tried.

One triper came down and he started reading the book.

But he never finished.

And the drifter, he came by.

He began to read the book.

But he never finished.

Look.

This page.

And he turns the page.

And these people, not only are their bodies hacked up, their arms and legs,

throats and eyes ripped out, but their hearts are cut out.

And their genitals are cut off.

Alex can't handle this anymore.

So he drops the book on the table.

The old man comes over.

Now, I know this is repulsive, but think about it.

In ancient Africa, the cannibals, they lived off of the

fresh flesh and the fresh blood of humans.

They lived.

And lived.

And Alex said, Tell me, how long have you lived here?

Oh, not long.

Twenty years.

I just moved in.

And just in a couple of splats on the book, and Alex takes his kerchief out,

deference to the old man.

Starts to wipe off the blood.

Blood.

It's not rusty water. The house is dripping blood.

Reeking of blood.

And the old man starts laughing.

And did Alex live?

Lightning struck the house.

Alex ran out.

The house burned down.

And no one ever saw the old cannibal again.

I've heard about that kind of thing. It can really happen.

Oh, so you and your fantasies. No, no. Don't you remember?

About that thing that happened to those people in Mexico?

They found 13 bodies lying underneath someone's house.

They said there was all kinds of mutilation.

This is getting creepy. Can we change the subject?

Sure. Yeah.

What do you want to talk about?

I don't know. Instead of all this morbid stuff, let's talk about something

positive. Like what?

Like gold.

Let's talk about our life goals.

Don't have one.

Well, okay then.

Let's talk about our fantasies.

We can go around the circle and everybody can tell their fantasy.

Starting with...

Marianne. Get out of here.

Okay, okay, then we'll start with me.

My fantasy would be to live like a queen.

Okay, who's next?

I want to win a million dollars.

Win it how?

I don't care how. Just a million dollars. Put it in a little bag and I'll

happy. How about you?

Well, uh...

My fantasy is three bodacious babes in bikinis. I hear that, yeah.

You jerk.

Just kidding. I'm kidding.

No, really, I don't have a fantasy because I met mine two and a half years

I wish that when I die,

I'll be doing it.

Wish is different from a fantasy.

Well, what would it be?

Okay, don't laugh.

We won't.

Okay. If I could have one wish, it would be to stop world hunger.

Oh, come on, Marianne. We're talking about you.

Okay, if you could have anything in the world just for yourself, what would it

be? Anything.

It's your turn.

Come on, Mel.

Okay.

You really want to know?

Yeah. Yeah, tell us.

Okay.

I want to be a wife instead of a mistress.

Sorry, folks.

Holy shit, I thought they were married.

So did I. I feel so still that I showed them my ring and everything.

Well, I'll see you guys later. I'm going to go to bed.

Good night.

Yeah,

me too.

Are you coming?

All right.

Think the girls will be okay?

What a bummer.

I really thought that Frank and her were married.

Yeah, well, sometimes it can all be a fallacy.

What do you mean?

Well, you know how some people seem married and they're not. And other

have been married for years.

And they never should have been.

Yeah.

I guess so.

I'll tell you what, though, Laurie.

I sure am glad I'm marrying you.

Are you, Tom?

Yeah.

Yeah, I am.

Well, did you mean what you said outside?

No.

It was just a joke. No, I don't mean about that.

I mean about your gold.

Well, what about it?

Well, how do you know you want to marry me if you don't know what you want to do

with your life?

I know.

Believe me, I know.

Are you sure?

Yes, I'm sure.

I don't know. I'm scared.

Yeah? What about?

I don't know. It's just a feeling.

Listen, Laurie.

You remember me two years ago?

I took that jiu -jitsu class?

Yeah. Up the yellow belt?

Next year I'll be breaking bricks with my head. Don't worry about it, honey.

I'm here and I'm ready for any action. Okay?

I guess it's just the girls. I don't know.

Don't worry, babe.

I'm going to protect you.

Well, I hope so.

Marianne!

Marianne, are you okay?

Yeah.

I just had a really bad nightmare.

I'm sorry.

It won't happen again.

That's okay.

What? Where's the scarecrow?

Who was the last one to bed?

Me. Did you move it? No. Oh, shit.

Fuck.

Could it have blown off? Yeah, right.

I'm not looking for it.

It's nothing to worry about. It's probably just the old man.

This thing is turning into a nightmare.

Hey, don't worry about it. If he decides to do something stupid, I've got a

surprise for him. Great. John fucking Wayne.

This guy thinks he's in a bad Indiana Jones movie.

I'll be in in a minute.

It's all right.

We haven't seen Flair yet.

Think the girl will be okay?

She'll be okay.

There's nobody out there.

I like the way you handled Frank last night.

Hey, keep it down.

He doesn't need any more embarrassment.

He can't hear us. He's still asleep.

Well, I guess that leaves me and you.

You and me?

Yep.

So what's yours?

Usually a woman waits a while before she asks me a question so personal.

You know something?

You're a very funny man.

You ain't seen nothing yet.

So who says I'd like to?

Oh, you do.

Me? I haven't said anything.

You don't need to.

What, Mary Ann?

Come here, please.

Damn.

Come out here with me.

After she's asleep, come back and pay me.

There's still seven more days to this trip.

Jude.

You awake?

Oh.

Yeah, I'm up now.

Is anybody here yet?

I don't think so.

Can you go outside and see if anybody's home?

Yeah. Did you have a good night?

Howdy, ladies.

Come by to pay us a little visit this morning?

No. They came by last night.

Figured they could just stay up here for nothing.

They was wrong.

We've got money.

How much do you want?

Well, let it pan.

How much you got?

Well, I think all together we've got about $200.

Oh, but you're staying at a genuine, primo establishment.

Yes, sirree. You're staying at the Terrain Lear Tower.

And this space is going to cost you about $250 a piece.

We don't have that kind of money.

Well, then, you're just going to have to find another way to pay.

Stand up.

Stand up.

It's a game I like called strip auction.

You.

I think I like that bad blouchy one.

Take it off.

Take it off.

Toss it over here.

Your turn.

Johnny, take it off her.

Take it off her, Johnny.

No, no!

Yeah, do it!

Shit!

And I thought I was done.

you woke up at 1 o 'clock in the afternoon.

Where is everybody?

Well, Melissa and Frank went for a hike, and I didn't know where Tom and Roy

are, but I thought it would be a good idea that we stay here and leave the

campus and come back.

Good afternoon.

Hi. Hi.

Do you know where Tom and Roy went?

Yeah, I took them up on a ridge. It's pretty nice.

Is that horse team here yet?

No, they'll be here in a few more hours.

Well, I'll see you folks later. I'm going for a walk.

Do you want me to go with you?

No, it's okay. I'll stay close by. I'll be safe.

Be careful.

Okay.

So, do you want to take me hunting?

Well, there isn't too much to hunt around here.

But if you'd like, I can teach you how to shoot.

Okay.

All right, let's do it.

You think that those two girls are going to be okay?

I can't believe... Change the subject, Mel.

Sorry.

Do you want to talk about last night?

Not really.

Well, maybe we should.

I was pretty embarrassed.

I just had a few too many drinks and got a bit too loose.

I don't know what else to tell you, Frank.

Except that I love you.

And you've been telling me since day one that you were going to lose your wife.

And I just don't know how much longer I can wait.

You may not have to.

So what are you saying? Would you want to stop seeing each other?

Yes. Damn it. I knew it. I knew it.

I served Lucy with the divorce papers before we left on the trip.

You heard me.

I'm leaving her.

And I want to marry you.

Frank, do you know how long I have waited for you to see me?

Will you marry me?

Yes.

Yeah. How are you feeling?

I don't know.

Okay, I guess.

How about you?

Tom, I don't know if I want to get married.

What do you mean you don't want to get married?

We're engaged, Lori.

I know.

I just spent $175 on that rock you're carrying on your finger.

I know.

Now you're telling me you don't want to get married? When did you come up with

this?

I don't know.

What do you mean you don't know? Just give me a reason.

That's just it. I can't. I mean, you think about that couple last night, and

think about most married couples. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about them?

Well, sometimes I'm beginning to think we become more and more like that

scarecrow on the cross, not really caring about each other.

I care about you and my arms around you.

You just got the pre -wedding blues.

I'm not talking about that. What I'm saying is if we really do have souls and

really do love, how can we go on acting like we do?

Like what?

like walking over bums in the street, like letting old people die in

convalescent homes.

I mean, here we talk and we act like people who care, and all we're doing is

pushing for these things, and we're becoming more like a circus, and we

even know it.

What the hell are you talking about?

Nothing. Never mind. Nothing.

Hon, you've got to see this car I want to get when we get married.

It's a 68 1⁄2 Cobra Jet. It goes 160 miles an hour.

It's got a... It's got a 428 cubic inches in the manifold and a 735

carburetor. It's unbelievable.

This thing is heavy duty. It's got shocks on there. You could go over a

Okay.

Now, raise the gun and just let it slide up between your target and you.

That's it.

Now, when you pull on the trigger, don't jerk on it.

What you want to do is ease it in real slow, real gentle -like.

Okay. And you take a deep breath, and when you exhale, squeeze your trigger.

Are you ready?

Yeah. Okay, go ahead.

You

are

one different kind of guy.

Ow,

watch it.

What's the matter, baby?

Ow, you're hurting my back.

I'm not even touching your back.

Then what's the...

You hear something?

Back in the tent.

What happened?

Don't know.

Where's Frank?

Who the fuck do I look like? Sherlock Holmes? I don't know where Frank is.

She just came running into camp with her face all burned off.

Melissa's in the tent. She's got a fever and her face is all pussy and

everything. What do you think?

You have a clue.

Do you think that Alex and I should go look for Frank? No, no, that would be

really stupid.

I mean, this wouldn't have happened if we'd all stayed together in the first

place. This might not have... What would have happened if anybody had listened

to me in the first place and hitchhiked back to the tourist booth?

Did you see her face?

Where is Frank? We don't know.

Oh, that's just great.

I thought those horseback riding people were supposed to be here by now.

So did I.

Let off a flare.

Your friend Judy has the reloads. We've only got three left.

Well, give me the damn thing and I'll fire it then.

Hold on, Sandy. Don't tell me what to do. Do you got that?

Look, I'll tell you what. If you don't do anything stupid, I won't have to. to

tell you what to do.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Get away from me.

Hey, hey, hey, easy. Get away from me. Danny, what's wrong with you?

I'm scared, okay?

Hey, let's try to get a hold of ourselves and figure out what's going

starters, we better gather up some power wood. This is one night we don't want

to spend alone.

Lucy, Lucy, this is Chuck.

I found the camper. They must have hiked to the ranch.

They've had engine problems.

I'm going to look for them in about another 40 minutes, and I'm going to

in. I'll get them in the morning, okay? Over.

How many bullets do you have left?

Four or five.

Hey, you think Frank's still alive?

Why would you say a stupid thing like that?

Well, obviously that old man hacked him up.

Hey, at this point, we can't assume anything. As far as we know, Frank is

alive, and all of this could have been some kind of accident.

Accident, right. Did you see her face?

Hey, wait a minute.

Maybe Frank did it.

Maybe he's right.

Yeah, but didn't you see the way they were before that?

And all day? I mean, those two were in love.

Well, then if he didn't do it and the old man didn't do it, then who did it?

Oh, my

God. Think about it.

That scarecrow couldn't have been there for 15 years.

It was a warning.

Because there were no crows and there was no corn.

It was there to scare us.

This is like a nightmare.

Oh, come on, lady.

Scarecrows killed Frank.

I think you're taking a little bit... What was that?

What? Listen.

Frank?

Kim?

Frank, is that you?

You're not going to take me out there. Listen, bitch, if those things don't

us, then you will. Is that it?

This is insanity.

That thing's going to kill him. It's so damn dark in here, I can't see anything.

Where'd you get that?

Where do you think I got it?

I've only got three sets left.

Make that two.

A bit late for Halloween.

Where's Frank?

Answer me or I'll blow your fucking head off!

What was that?

Maybe we better wait here.

That's it. I'm going in.

You better stay here. You don't know what's out there. Shut up, Sandy. I'm

in there.

I'm with you. Let's go.

Me too.

I know this shit started happening until it started getting dark.

I figure we got about 10 hours of daylight left. So I suggest we get our

together and get the hell out of here while we still can, all right?

Let's do it. We can't do that.

Shut up. Come on.

Let's go.

Mary Ann, we're going. We have to marry him first.

Shut up. Come on.

Wait a minute.

Is that a car?

Yeah. Come on.

Oh,

yes. I am so glad to see you, man.

Oh, dude.

Oh, I could kiss you.

Going live!

They got him, too.

We're the last ones left.

Hey, get out of here.

What's going on?

No! No! No! No!

I'm the ranger!

The ranger!

Lucy! Lucy! Lucy, this is Chuck.

I'm on my way to go find the other five. I don't know what's going on.

Fireguns worked!

I knew it!

I'm flying!

I can't go on. Lori, come on. You can do it.

I can't.

Lori, just get up.

Lori, I am tired of waiting on you.

Mom.

Of pushing and pulling her.

I say, we leave.

If the buzzards don't get her, we'll send back for some help.

What do you say?

Tom, she's your girlfriend.

I am sick and tired of dragging her fat ass all over this fucking desert.

I just say, just go.

Yes.

Let's go.

Holy shit, it's a skeleton.

Do you know?

It's an Indian.

Is it feather inside?

Yeah, you did that?

Yeah, in a contract.

This is like a treaty signed by...

Chief White Hawk.

Commander Kramer.

What's that all about?

My grandfather told me about this.

They ruled the town a long time ago.

And the Blackhawks used to live here. They were an evil Indian tribe.

Something happened.

And they were cursed.

What's that?

What?

That? It's a voodoo doll?

Excuse me, ma 'am. Are you one of the lost?

Not anymore.

Lucy, Lucy, this is Chuck.

I found the last one.

I asked her if she was one of the lost.

You may think it sounds funny, but I don't think she ever was.