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Hello? Hi.

Yes, hi. My name is Carmela. I'm actually just calling to make sure that

reservation for our timeshare is set up.

Yeah?

Oh, yeah. Go ahead and take a minute to look it up.

Yeah. Yes, hi.

Oh, yes. So our reservation is for three weeks from today, and there's going to

be... Yes.

Uh -huh. That's correct.

Uh -huh. There's going to be four of us.

One second, sir. Just one second.

Hey, what the?

Go get the bathroom and clean up. You're going to break my new headphones.

They're coming.

And we need to talk about the timeshare. We need to talk about vacation. Let's

go. Wait, what?

He's coming?

One second. Now?

Hold on. One second. Just one second.

Yes. Okay? They're coming right now. Mom, I'm not doing this. I'm not doing

right now.

No. There's no way. Just one second, sir. You know what? Let me give you a

back. All right?

Okay, thank you. Bye.

Mom, what?

What's the problem? I'm not going on vacation with him.

Hell no, I'm not. Yes, you are. You guys have never gotten along, and I don't

know why, but either way, they're coming right now. We're going to discuss it,

and I need you to clean this up right now. Go get them. Now?

Now. Mom, what the fuck?

Let's go.

Let's go. Chop chop.

These kids are driving me insane.

Why do we have to go there? I mean, Johnny's so freaking annoying.

Well, she's my best friend, and we're going to go and spend some time. Why

you guys ever get along?

She's your best friend, not mine. Like, why do I have to get along with them?

Well, you have to learn how to get along with people later in life anyways.

You can't just act like a kid for the rest of your life because you've always

been an only child. Oh, God.

Johnny is an obnoxious brat.

He is not that obnoxious.

Have you seen his face?

What does it have to do with anything?

It's just annoying.

It's just annoying as fuck.

I can't. Look, you can deal with this for just a little bit of time while I

spend time with my friend.

Whatever, man.

Oh, my God.

You'll get over it.

You'll be able to... Can't you guys play, like, some games or something?

Don't you guys... You have some stuff in common, right? Like, video games. Can't

you play one of those?

I mean, like...

He cheats at everything. Even when we try to play something, when I try to get

along with him, he's always cheating or making the rules or just trying to do it

his way. I just, I can't. I can't deal with that kid.

What about talking about girls?

What about that?

Can't you guys do some kind of guy stuff if you don't like playing games with

him? Johnny doesn't know anything about girls.

Johnny doesn't know anything about girls.

Well, you know what? You're going to learn how to deal with it today. Just

few hours, okay?

Like, stop.

I don't want to hear anything else from you, and stop throwing a little temper

tantrum. Look, just deal with it, and I'll take you for ice cream or something

afterwards, okay?

Yes, you can have chocolate.

I said I need maid.

Oh, that's what I thought. Well, you need to squash that now, because we're

going on vacation, and I don't want to deal with the drama.

I really don't.

Okay? I need a break. I need a vacation. So you two need to be friends. You need

to get along.

clean this up, and start acting like adults. Okay, but mom, you seem to

that he stole my baseball cards and stuff, and he always took my video games

never returned them. Listen, you're not a saint either. If I remember correctly,

you broke his phone, okay? So listen, squash it. Day one of friendship begins

today.

I don't think the kid's good news.

He literally smokes cigarettes and he stinks and reeks and all that stuff.

Winston, Carmen's my best friend, okay? I need you guys to get up.

Are you serious?

Johnny, Johnny, turn the vacuum off. I'm ready.

Whose side are you on, Mom?

I don't want to go to this timeshare thing with Nate.

He's gonna bug me and bully me and stuff. He always acts like... And you

so listen. I need you guys to pick this mess up and get along, okay?

He always acts like I'm the younger sibling and stuff. And, like, he's not

older than me and stuff. It's just because I'm short.

Oh, my God.

Jeff's got a problem.

Hey, hey. Hey.

What?

You want me to clean up?

Okay? God. We'll be here in five minutes.

God, look at him pulling up with all his tattoos and stuff. He's such a thug,

Mom.

And look, he has that stupid grin on his face.

Just wave and be nice, okay? Just hang on your best behavior.

There you go.

Hey!

Hi,

baby girl! How are you? Oh, you look beautiful!

Did you get the reservation? Yes, I did.

Everything's all set. We're ready to go. Oh, you guys say hi to each other?

Yeah.

You were there, huh?

I see you're so ugly and you can't get any pussy.

Excuse my language.

You guys got that out of your system? Good.

Let's go inside.

What's going on?

What did I tell you about that?

Listen, today, you guys are friends.

Stop. I don't want to hear fighting.

Go play video games or something.

Because Lord knows you don't do homework. Gosh, but he's such a cheater.

You know what? I couldn't have said it better myself.

Go. Make friends.

It tastes good.

I'm glad you like it. I got the one that you had recommended.

Yeah.

It's so good. It is. It's amazing. It's changed my life. But let me tell you

these details.

So we're going to be, we're booked for three days, four nights. Okay.

There's four rooms.

Oh, perfect.

But. I was thinking if the guys are getting along, they can do the bump

Yes, that would be great. And that would give us more room to kind of spread out

and do our own thing. And we'd have our me time just in case.

Yeah, exactly.

We all have our own bathroom time. Yes, they would do it. Except they have to

share a bathroom. They would have to share. Oh, that's okay.

They're boys. They'll get it. They'll get it. Yeah, boys will be boys.

It's about to happen. It's just a matter of time, you know?

Eventually,

they'll realize that they're more like them.

Yeah, yeah.

They will, right?

Yeah. Last time we went on a trip, I mean, I kind of enjoyed it. You know, I

kind of enjoyed looking at your mom all day.

Bro. Fuck you, bro.

When we go on this trip, I guarantee your mom's going to be staring at my

the whole time like she always does. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, right.

You remember when we went on that cruise trip and your mom was wearing that two

-piece and she was all up on my junk?

By the jacuzzi? Nah, bro. Yeah.

What?

That's funny because your mom sucked my dick last night.

What? Shut the fuck up, dude.

If my dad fucking hears that, he'll beat your ass. My dad would fuck up your

dad. Your dad's like this short, just like you.

You know what? I'm happy.

Let's go. This is ridiculous.

Yeah,

well, your dad's not even present in your life anymore.

Asshole. I'll fucking kill you, bro. What?

I'll fucking kill you, dude. Stop talking shit about my dad and my mom,

Oh, my God. I could just grab you by the neck right now. I'll fucking... I'm not

taking any more of this.

What is wrong with you? Who's talking? Who's this? What the fuck do you think

going on?

No, nothing. What, you guys are speaking to each other? You can never get along?

You can't even manage to be friends? What's wrong with you guys? We're trying

go on vacation, and you can't manage to get along for three fucking...

I'm not canceling the trip. We're not canceling the trip.

Just the only child? They're not used to sharing. You're spoiled. That's what it

is. You're spoiled? What about you, huh?

What about you? Is everything your way? You don't know how to handle other

people? You can't share. You don't have friends.

You don't have other people's personalities, huh?

How are you going to function in life if you can't use them?

It's lame, though.

You know what?

We've got to think about this. We've got to figure out a punishment.

Whether you like it or not, you're going to go through with this punishment.

Do you think you're doing it? Just don't take away my video games or anything.

Can you do it for me?

I'm so sorry. I don't know why he's acting, but it's okay. I told him to get

new phone.

He's so ridiculous, Johnny. He's crazy.

He just so used to being a mom and a boy, and he has no brother.

My son just used to be an only child, and so they get everything they always

want, and they don't know how to, like, share it or get along with others.

Johnny, I've been trying to get him to show some people's a child.

I don't know what to do.

What are we going to do?

Well, I'm not canceling this trip because that's just how it is.

No, I'm not canceling it either. They're going to have to live with it. Yeah.

But we need to push it.

What if they were talking all that shit? What if we make them do that shit? Call

them out on it. Yeah.

Put them in the mouth.

And they'll have to learn to shit mouth.

And then the playing field is even. Everything, everyone's... So, I give you

permission if you want to do my stuff. And then I'll go for yours. Oh, yeah.

That's okay. Yeah. Deal?

Deal.

Boys, we finally came up with your punishment.

Yeah, and I think you're going to like it this time.

What is it?

It's a lesson in sharing.

Yeah. We worked out a punishment. Here, make some room.

Or rather, say, solution.

Since you guys are having such a hard time sharing, what better way than to,

hmm.

Have you guys share us? Mm -hmm. What?

What the fuck?

You guys were talking shit? Yeah. So, you were saying, you know,

I sucked your dick, and she sucked yours, and now you guys are going to

actually put your money where your mouth is.

Mm -hmm. Mom, what are you doing touching his lap?

What the fuck, dude?

This way, everyone has an even playing field, and...

We can go on vacation and enjoy it. And you guys are going to shake on it. What

the fuck? And agree to this punishment.

You're going to learn to share.

Johnny, shake. Shake his hand.

Mommy, are you serious?

Give me your hand. Are you serious? You're going to shake on this. Shake.

I fucking hate you, dude.

Look, you finally get to lose your virginity, maybe.

Fuck you. Mommy, you're fucking lying, right? Are you kidding?

Oh, we're not lying.

We're not lying. We're not kidding either.

Oh, don't be shy.

Doesn't that feel good?

Yeah, you've probably never touched a woman before, have you?

Yeah, plenty.

He's never.

You don't have to pretend, bro.

Whatever. I think we're just so stressed out, we have to just

leave.

All that stress.

Get it out of you. Isn't that right?

Get all that stress out of you.

Yeah, you do.

You guys just have to learn how to share each other.

Come on. Why don't you kiss these?

You know what?

I want them to take out their dicks.

Oh, that's a good idea.

Take out your dicks.

Come on. Show it. Show what you got.

You won't be able to talk shit anymore. You're going to do this? Yeah.

Oh, you better not look.

Weirdo.

Come on.

Oh, look at that.

Oh, wow.

Oh, he looks just like his father.

Oh, shit. Yeah, he does take after his dad.

This did the chapter.

That's so well.

Why don't you trick it off for us? Come on. Yeah.

See how hard you can get it for me. You like that?

Yeah. Get it nice and hard. I'm going to see it. Rub.

Don't be shy.

Dad might not like that.

Don't come

too

fast, okay?

That's what you've been thinking about every time you come over yeah, you're

going to share today Better

not be looking over here weirdo too

busy. We can't your mommy

Be nice.

It's okay.

We can be mad at us. Okay, yeah.

You can try really hard. Can I

suck it?

Of course.

Mind if I, uh... Oh, of course.

Dude, your mom sucks a mean pig, bro. Oh,

shit.

Your mom's mouth is so wet, bro.

I love you.

I feel so good.

Your mom just did so good, honey.

Oh, that pinch -up big girl.

I think it's time.

Maybe they can feel it.

Thank you, Steve.

Oh, yeah, cook yourself, cook yourself, cook yourself.

Oh, come on, take off your clothes.

Take these off.

Yeah.

You're not cuffing it now, huh?

No, she took off all your clothes.

Cuff me, okay?

Okay.

You think you're a man now, huh?

That's a good boy.

So don't leave your team.

Are you okay?

Yeah, fuck that. I'm so good.

Are they going to show me your fucking man? Yeah.

You guys want to fucking share?

Yeah.

So fucking hard.

You like that pussy, huh?

Come on, tell me you like that pussy.

Yeah?

Oh, fuck!

Why are you going so deep on his dick like that?

couch though.

Thank you.

I'm ready to go.

Enough! Enough! Enough!

Enough!

I mean, I... Cheers.

Are you guys friends now? I guess it's a cheers.

Let's bump it up.

Just stop stealing my video games.

Just don't break my phone again, man.

Look, sharing is caring. I think we've learned that today.

Are we going to have fun on this family vacation?

Yeah, maybe we can even share rooms.

Yeah!