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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,331 (TAPPING) 2 00:00:00,375 --> 00:00:05,304 Anyone watching, thinking we know fuck all about knowing fuck all about owt, 3 00:00:05,348 --> 00:00:07,072 needs to watch their back. 4 00:00:07,113 --> 00:00:11,962 So you've had your Labour reclassifying skunk, sending prices sky-high, 5 00:00:12,006 --> 00:00:16,535 literally, literally, taking the grass from its own roots. 6 00:00:16,578 --> 00:00:18,701 Now you've got your ConDemNation, 7 00:00:18,744 --> 00:00:22,464 Liberals noshing Tories like altar boys picking dimps up. 8 00:00:22,514 --> 00:00:25,960 Have we had a national fucking stroke or what? 9 00:00:26,003 --> 00:00:29,849 Is revolution a word, or was it never? 10 00:00:29,894 --> 00:00:32,369 Anybody watching needs to know, 11 00:00:32,420 --> 00:00:35,820 we cope better than average with irony in Chatsworth. 12 00:00:35,870 --> 00:00:41,917 Well, for fuck's sake, we live in Manchester and they charge us for water. 13 00:00:41,966 --> 00:00:47,260 I wandered lonely as a clown, necking mushrooms rarely found. 14 00:00:47,300 --> 00:00:50,460 This green and pleasant land in ancient times... 15 00:00:50,508 --> 00:00:53,075 Yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak! 16 00:00:53,115 --> 00:00:56,356 It's not theirs any more. 17 00:00:56,404 --> 00:00:58,880 This is our England now. 18 00:00:59,933 --> 00:01:01,850 Party! 19 00:01:06,391 --> 00:01:09,437 SHANE: I never got that whole Robin Hood thing, me. 20 00:01:09,479 --> 00:01:12,285 I mean, for a start, he used to hang about in the woods with a monk. 21 00:01:12,326 --> 00:01:13,810 Plus he wore tights. 22 00:01:13,850 --> 00:01:17,490 Now, don't get me wrong, I'm down with robbing the rich. 23 00:01:17,540 --> 00:01:19,822 But giving to the poor? 24 00:01:19,866 --> 00:01:21,864 Fuck that. 25 00:01:21,912 --> 00:01:23,954 Finders keepers. 26 00:01:23,997 --> 00:01:28,721 Justine! Get out of there now, you fucking slut! 27 00:01:28,770 --> 00:01:30,732 SHANE: You never hear the word "poor" any more, do you? 28 00:01:30,775 --> 00:01:33,742 We've been rebranded. Now we're "underprivileged". 29 00:01:33,783 --> 00:01:38,393 I think I prefer "benefit scum". It's less patronising. 30 00:01:38,436 --> 00:01:41,676 If Robin Hood were around today, I wouldn't take owt off him, anyway. 31 00:01:41,724 --> 00:01:44,006 I've always taken care of myself, thanks. 32 00:01:44,051 --> 00:01:47,017 We all get dealt a bad hand now and again. 33 00:01:47,059 --> 00:01:50,698 But the mark of a man is to pick himself up and move on. 34 00:01:50,748 --> 00:01:52,791 You know what they say. 35 00:01:52,834 --> 00:01:55,561 If life hands you lemons... 36 00:01:57,286 --> 00:02:00,127 - (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) - Bollocks! 37 00:02:07,392 --> 00:02:09,629 - What's this? - What does it look like? 38 00:02:10,761 --> 00:02:12,759 Ooh, it's your tab. 39 00:02:12,807 --> 00:02:16,412 So, I've built up a couple of weeks on tick. You know I'm good for it. 40 00:02:16,457 --> 00:02:17,495 Are you? 41 00:02:17,539 --> 00:02:19,856 Look, Shane, I know how it is, OK? 42 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:21,229 And if things are tight, 43 00:02:21,269 --> 00:02:23,916 well, I could always find a few bits for you to do round here until... 44 00:02:23,956 --> 00:02:27,356 Oh, yeah. You'd love that, you, wouldn't you? Go on. 45 00:02:27,406 --> 00:02:31,126 What have you got in mind, ferreting tumble-pubes out of the urinal? 46 00:02:31,176 --> 00:02:33,492 I'll even throw in a pair of Marigolds. 47 00:02:33,542 --> 00:02:36,862 - Thanks. I'm not a charity case. - Fine. 48 00:02:36,911 --> 00:02:39,513 We'll stop treating you like one, then. 49 00:02:39,558 --> 00:02:43,609 Pay your tab or get on the wagon. 50 00:02:50,467 --> 00:02:53,148 KAREN: Ah. 51 00:02:54,197 --> 00:02:56,194 (MUSIC PLAYING) 52 00:03:01,095 --> 00:03:02,898 Oh. Sorry. 53 00:03:03,943 --> 00:03:05,826 Lads' night in, me and Carl. 54 00:03:07,352 --> 00:03:10,079 Oh yeah? I'm sure you'll be very happy together. 55 00:03:11,844 --> 00:03:13,841 Don't know how that got there. 56 00:03:13,889 --> 00:03:15,486 Aye. 57 00:03:17,178 --> 00:03:18,741 Dirty bastard. 58 00:03:19,785 --> 00:03:22,626 Human Centipede. It's supposed to be well funny. 59 00:03:22,672 --> 00:03:25,992 Yeah, about that. I can't make it, sorry. 60 00:03:27,445 --> 00:03:28,883 Clem put her foot down, has she? 61 00:03:28,929 --> 00:03:30,926 Mate, come with us if you like. 62 00:03:30,974 --> 00:03:33,097 We're not doing owt, just having a drink by the canal. 63 00:03:33,140 --> 00:03:37,270 Nah, no thanks. You know, wouldn't want to be a...sixth wheel. 64 00:03:37,311 --> 00:03:39,548 (CHESNEY LAUGHS) 65 00:03:40,841 --> 00:03:43,078 That's funny. See you later. 66 00:03:48,140 --> 00:03:50,662 So how's tall, black and jobless? 67 00:03:50,707 --> 00:03:54,107 Nothing about, work-wise. All the fight's gone out of him. 68 00:03:54,156 --> 00:03:57,876 He seems resigned to curling up and licking his wounds. 69 00:03:57,926 --> 00:04:01,372 I used to be able to do that. Before my back. 70 00:04:03,220 --> 00:04:06,461 Seriously, Gloria, what is that smell? 71 00:04:06,509 --> 00:04:08,871 - What smell? - Smells like...sex. 72 00:04:10,239 --> 00:04:11,596 (MAN SIGHING) 73 00:04:17,979 --> 00:04:21,505 LILLIAN: Oh! There's a naked man climbing out from your laundry basket! 74 00:04:21,549 --> 00:04:23,990 - (HE SIGHS) - Oh! 75 00:04:24,035 --> 00:04:26,956 Dominic. Do we need to see that first thing? 76 00:04:27,003 --> 00:04:28,806 I'm trying to earn my keep. Out. 77 00:04:30,693 --> 00:04:33,819 - Mm! - Ladies. 78 00:04:36,027 --> 00:04:37,066 Ooh! 79 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,993 Dominic! 80 00:04:41,161 --> 00:04:44,128 - Who was that? - My brother. 81 00:04:44,169 --> 00:04:47,215 - The priest? - What is it with priests and big knobs? 82 00:04:47,257 --> 00:04:48,376 (LILLIAN AND AVRIL LAUGH) 83 00:04:48,420 --> 00:04:51,101 It's not funny. 84 00:04:52,631 --> 00:04:54,708 (DOG BARKING) 85 00:04:59,931 --> 00:05:01,928 (MUSIC PLAYING) 86 00:05:04,463 --> 00:05:05,981 Katherine. 87 00:05:06,027 --> 00:05:08,674 Now then, Dom. Didn't know you was back. 88 00:05:08,714 --> 00:05:11,475 - Where's the dog collar? - Dry cleaners. 89 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:16,007 I'll have a pint, please and, er...a couple of chasers. 90 00:05:16,053 --> 00:05:18,495 You haven't lost the faith? 91 00:05:18,540 --> 00:05:20,777 You've not gone Protestant, have you? 92 00:05:20,826 --> 00:05:22,868 No, no, I'm just having a break, that's all. 93 00:05:22,912 --> 00:05:25,113 Oh. How did you wangle that? 94 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:27,724 Won a draw. Names in a mitre. 95 00:05:27,764 --> 00:05:32,089 Oh. How comes you've not been in to see us, then? What have you been doing? 96 00:05:32,136 --> 00:05:34,532 - (DANCE MUSIC) - Whoo! 97 00:05:36,668 --> 00:05:38,265 Just keeping busy. 98 00:05:39,476 --> 00:05:43,560 - (REVERSING VEHICLE BEEPS) - (DOG BARKING) 99 00:05:45,492 --> 00:05:48,777 No, this is better than money, I'm telling you. 100 00:05:48,820 --> 00:05:51,022 It's a two-man operation, like. I'd help myself, but... 101 00:05:51,066 --> 00:05:52,345 How many cigarettes 102 00:05:52,390 --> 00:05:54,706 - are we talking here? - Enough. 103 00:05:54,756 --> 00:05:58,555 Delivery guy always stops at this one particular store, 104 00:05:58,606 --> 00:06:01,208 then goes in for a bit of extra-marital with one of the late shift. 105 00:06:01,253 --> 00:06:03,820 Leaves his van just sitting there, half-stocked. 106 00:06:03,860 --> 00:06:04,853 Two-man job, yeah? 107 00:06:04,903 --> 00:06:08,428 - Maybe ask one of your brothers? - I have got other mates, thank you. 108 00:06:08,473 --> 00:06:10,036 Yeah, course you have. 109 00:06:10,077 --> 00:06:13,203 So, are...are we squits, then? 110 00:06:27,082 --> 00:06:28,405 Yeah, we're squits. 111 00:06:34,020 --> 00:06:36,748 (LAUGHTER AND CONVERSATION) 112 00:06:47,255 --> 00:06:48,374 Enjoying your tap water? 113 00:06:48,419 --> 00:06:50,176 Champion. 114 00:06:51,667 --> 00:06:53,504 Fuck 'em! Cock! 115 00:06:54,675 --> 00:06:55,907 Shake n' Vac! 116 00:06:58,886 --> 00:07:03,097 (SLURS) Don't afford what... what you can't touch. 117 00:07:05,143 --> 00:07:07,710 - Kelly. - What? 118 00:07:15,290 --> 00:07:17,413 You fucking wish! 119 00:07:27,001 --> 00:07:28,998 (YAWNS) 120 00:07:34,341 --> 00:07:36,657 Do you reckon he had somebody back at the house with him? 121 00:07:36,707 --> 00:07:39,993 Well, he claims he can't remember, but there was someone, I'll tell you that. 122 00:07:40,036 --> 00:07:42,557 Cos I just spent the afternoon 123 00:07:42,602 --> 00:07:47,246 wire-brushing the dry remnants of her off my fucking sofa cushions. 124 00:07:47,295 --> 00:07:49,942 - Eurgh! - Are priests allowed to do that? 125 00:07:49,982 --> 00:07:51,740 Oh, he's a dogma unto himself, that one. 126 00:07:51,787 --> 00:07:54,262 And besides, he's on "extended sabbatical". 127 00:07:54,314 --> 00:07:57,075 - Why? - He won a draw. 128 00:07:57,121 --> 00:07:59,437 Yeah, and the second prize was a Popemobile. 129 00:07:59,487 --> 00:08:00,480 Oh, right. 130 00:08:00,530 --> 00:08:02,767 (LAUGHTER) 131 00:08:03,939 --> 00:08:05,617 - Ha-ha! - Popemobile! 132 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:10,627 Because it's stealing. Because it's against the law! 133 00:08:10,677 --> 00:08:12,000 Oh, the law? 134 00:08:12,041 --> 00:08:16,205 And the fucking law's done us a lot of favours recently, hasn't it, Jackson? 135 00:08:16,252 --> 00:08:20,816 Oh, right, right. So this is all about revenge, is it? Sticking it to the man? 136 00:08:20,864 --> 00:08:24,105 Look, if it makes you feel better, for me it's about the money. 137 00:08:24,153 --> 00:08:25,637 A lot of money, actually. 138 00:08:25,677 --> 00:08:28,404 Each. A 60-40 split. 139 00:08:28,444 --> 00:08:32,084 I don't care how much it is. I'm not risking my whole... 140 00:08:32,134 --> 00:08:34,656 Hang on. What do you mean, 60-40? 141 00:08:34,701 --> 00:08:37,986 Well, it's my gig, innit? I'm providing the transport. 142 00:08:38,030 --> 00:08:40,267 Hey, I'm doing anything, then it's 50-50 or nothing. 143 00:08:40,316 --> 00:08:42,039 Does this mean you're in? 144 00:08:45,810 --> 00:08:47,967 - Easy, you say? - Fish in a barrel. 145 00:08:50,944 --> 00:08:53,990 - You are sure? - Never been surer. 146 00:09:04,540 --> 00:09:06,902 Is that Ches? Thought you said he wasn't coming. 147 00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:08,304 Who's that with him? 148 00:09:09,834 --> 00:09:12,230 Looks like Lise. I call her Toploader. 149 00:09:12,281 --> 00:09:14,643 - Toploader? - Yeah. 150 00:09:20,021 --> 00:09:22,702 All right? This is Clem. Lise. 151 00:09:22,748 --> 00:09:25,111 - How's it going? - And you know Carl. 152 00:09:25,716 --> 00:09:27,953 Oh! Oh! Oh! 153 00:09:28,002 --> 00:09:30,399 Yeah, we've met. 154 00:09:32,895 --> 00:09:35,097 Right, I'll get on the bevs. 155 00:09:37,147 --> 00:09:39,348 Oh! Hey, you're in a wheelchair. 156 00:09:39,393 --> 00:09:40,876 - CLEM: So I am. - TOPLOADER: Aw. 157 00:09:40,917 --> 00:09:42,959 Good for you. 158 00:09:46,291 --> 00:09:48,653 - Them are some big tits. - Thanks! 159 00:09:55,435 --> 00:09:57,032 Oh! Jesus Christ. 160 00:09:57,079 --> 00:09:59,681 Get you a fucking bell or something. 161 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:13,479 Well? 162 00:10:13,523 --> 00:10:16,730 Well, I was thinking more of an inner-city, council-run 163 00:10:16,772 --> 00:10:19,213 nursing home, myself, but if you think they'll have you... 164 00:10:19,258 --> 00:10:21,540 For Stella! 165 00:10:21,585 --> 00:10:23,502 Her birthday. 166 00:10:23,550 --> 00:10:25,433 Oh. Tomorrow! 167 00:10:26,758 --> 00:10:29,725 I know it's her birthday tomorrow. 168 00:10:29,766 --> 00:10:31,764 Think I don't know my own daughter's birthday? 169 00:10:31,812 --> 00:10:33,489 That's tomorrow! 170 00:10:33,536 --> 00:10:38,020 Her birthday was two months ago. You IOU'd her a special day out. 171 00:10:38,068 --> 00:10:39,826 I'm a bit strapped. 172 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,071 It's free admission. 173 00:10:41,116 --> 00:10:42,840 I also can't be bothered. 174 00:10:45,328 --> 00:10:47,929 Oh! Oh! 175 00:10:49,459 --> 00:10:53,749 No, no, if you think having a stroke's gonna guilt-trip me... 176 00:10:53,790 --> 00:10:56,357 It's muscle fatigue. Comes and goes. 177 00:10:56,397 --> 00:10:59,238 I'll barely be able to move by the morning. 178 00:10:59,285 --> 00:11:02,091 Probably going to need help getting on and off the toilet. 179 00:11:02,132 --> 00:11:03,856 Oh, fine. I'll go. 180 00:11:05,140 --> 00:11:08,586 - Are you gonna tell them or what? - (TOPLOADER SLURPS DRINK) 181 00:11:08,629 --> 00:11:10,592 Yeah, um...I'm moving in with Clem. 182 00:11:10,635 --> 00:11:12,791 (LAUGHS) 183 00:11:12,841 --> 00:11:15,761 Way to sound enthusiastic, Carl. Cheers. 184 00:11:16,931 --> 00:11:19,008 It's a bit...sudden, innit? 185 00:11:19,057 --> 00:11:21,294 Sorry, don't you mean "congratulations"? 186 00:11:21,343 --> 00:11:23,021 (SLURPS DRINK) 187 00:11:24,231 --> 00:11:26,627 Yeah. Course. 188 00:11:26,677 --> 00:11:28,640 Congratulations, mate. 189 00:11:28,683 --> 00:11:30,246 Cheers. 190 00:11:30,287 --> 00:11:31,326 (SLURPS DRINK) 191 00:11:32,653 --> 00:11:37,422 Right, so, I'll see you at 10.30 in the morning, for highlights and a blow-dry. 192 00:11:37,466 --> 00:11:39,349 All right. Bye, love. 193 00:12:00,768 --> 00:12:02,571 Nice. 194 00:12:02,613 --> 00:12:05,009 - Who's it from? - Could be anyone, couldn't it? 195 00:12:05,059 --> 00:12:06,942 But if I had to guess, 196 00:12:06,984 --> 00:12:11,148 I'd say it's the sober half of whoever you were up to your balls in last night. 197 00:12:14,444 --> 00:12:17,651 Aren't you worried he knows where you're living? Sorry, sponging. 198 00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:19,177 Ah, no, he's vented it now. 199 00:12:19,217 --> 00:12:21,259 He won't follow through. People don't commit to anything 200 00:12:21,302 --> 00:12:22,786 - these days. - I hope you're right. 201 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:24,504 It's gonna be hard for me to coax punters through the door 202 00:12:24,551 --> 00:12:26,228 with your bollocks nailed to the outside of it. 203 00:12:29,203 --> 00:12:32,090 Something you said then. You've got me thinking. 204 00:12:32,131 --> 00:12:35,052 What did? "Bollocks" or "nailed"? 205 00:12:35,099 --> 00:12:36,138 Yes! 206 00:12:42,118 --> 00:12:43,156 Yes. 207 00:12:46,168 --> 00:12:48,565 (CHUCKLES) Brilliant. 208 00:12:48,615 --> 00:12:51,502 Who did you shag? Cinderella? Shall we take it round 209 00:12:51,543 --> 00:12:53,780 pubs and clubs? "Whomsoever this bra fits..." 210 00:12:53,829 --> 00:12:54,821 I'm game. 211 00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:02,811 Right. Here we go. 212 00:13:02,853 --> 00:13:06,823 - You done this kind of thing a lot? - I like to think I'm an old pro, yeah. 213 00:13:06,863 --> 00:13:08,347 Ever got caught? 214 00:13:09,791 --> 00:13:11,515 Oh, wonderful(!) 215 00:13:15,847 --> 00:13:18,244 Right, just let him get in there, 216 00:13:18,294 --> 00:13:21,100 give 'em a couple of minutes, let 'em start getting their jiggy on. 217 00:13:21,141 --> 00:13:23,343 I reckon... 218 00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:24,585 In case of cameras. 219 00:13:24,630 --> 00:13:26,433 And what makes you... 220 00:13:26,475 --> 00:13:28,233 - Did you bring me one? - No. 221 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:31,281 - Why not? - I figured you'd bring your own. 222 00:13:31,328 --> 00:13:32,846 Old pro and all. 223 00:13:37,986 --> 00:13:40,713 (WHISPERS) Come on, you fucking idiot. 224 00:13:52,504 --> 00:13:55,106 Right. Off you go. 225 00:13:55,152 --> 00:13:56,430 You what? 226 00:13:56,475 --> 00:13:59,362 One of us has got to stay up here, right? 227 00:14:00,365 --> 00:14:02,967 Throw us as much as you can, and I'll help you back up. 228 00:14:03,012 --> 00:14:05,055 - Why don't you go down there and...? - Bagsie up here! 229 00:14:05,098 --> 00:14:08,224 Ha-ha-ha-ha! Sorry, law of the playground. 230 00:14:08,266 --> 00:14:10,229 (DISTANT SIRENS) 231 00:14:12,678 --> 00:14:15,405 It's not fucking Belmarsh. Fuck's sake. 232 00:14:17,571 --> 00:14:19,055 Get over. 233 00:14:22,985 --> 00:14:24,902 (DOG BARKING NEARBY) 234 00:14:29,483 --> 00:14:32,609 - Get over, you bender! - I'm trying. 235 00:14:32,651 --> 00:14:34,534 Shut up. 236 00:14:38,707 --> 00:14:40,750 - My mask! - (DOG BARKING) 237 00:14:40,793 --> 00:14:42,790 Oh, for fuck's sake. 238 00:14:54,309 --> 00:14:56,306 Oi! I thought you only said you had one pair. 239 00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:58,956 You think I'm letting you stick your face in my wife's tights? 240 00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:00,918 Whatever, Jackson. Just get on with it. 241 00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:05,130 He's probably mentally counting off the England '96 squad by now. 242 00:15:11,635 --> 00:15:12,992 It's locked. 243 00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:14,636 It opens upwards! 244 00:15:14,683 --> 00:15:17,603 You've a lot to say for a spectator! 245 00:15:23,667 --> 00:15:25,789 What are you doing? 246 00:15:25,832 --> 00:15:27,429 Having a look. 247 00:15:27,477 --> 00:15:29,998 Who's going to get us back up there now? 248 00:15:32,610 --> 00:15:34,493 - TOPLOADER: You all right? - CLEM: Yeah. 249 00:15:37,222 --> 00:15:40,064 Mate, you can do better. 250 00:15:40,110 --> 00:15:41,149 Say that again? 251 00:15:41,193 --> 00:15:43,076 Look, you know you can. Fuck's sake, Carl, she's... 252 00:15:43,118 --> 00:15:45,765 CARL: What? 253 00:15:45,805 --> 00:15:47,243 You know. 254 00:15:47,289 --> 00:15:49,013 I mean, can she even...? 255 00:15:49,054 --> 00:15:53,583 Yeah, she can. And a fuck lot better than Toploader too. 256 00:15:53,626 --> 00:15:55,863 - You and Lise? - Mate, me and a lot of birds. 257 00:15:55,912 --> 00:15:58,194 And none of them, not one, even come close. 258 00:15:58,238 --> 00:16:01,045 You need to start opening your eyes seriously, man. 259 00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:03,561 The way she talks all the time, big "I am". 260 00:16:03,613 --> 00:16:06,978 Well, anybody can go university, you know. They probably only took her cos she's... 261 00:16:07,022 --> 00:16:09,908 Fuck you. Fuck off. 262 00:16:09,949 --> 00:16:11,353 What? 263 00:16:12,997 --> 00:16:15,998 - We're going. - Bye-bye! 264 00:16:16,046 --> 00:16:17,530 Bye-bye. 265 00:16:17,570 --> 00:16:22,019 Fuck! OK. OK, calm down, calm down. Right. Yeah, we'll take the whole thing. 266 00:16:22,062 --> 00:16:24,184 We'll ride it out the front. Fucking Butch Cassidy. 267 00:16:24,227 --> 00:16:25,380 How did we go from nicking fags 268 00:16:25,430 --> 00:16:27,952 - to grand theft auto? - It's called improvising, Jackson! 269 00:16:29,441 --> 00:16:31,084 Quick. 270 00:16:34,856 --> 00:16:36,613 - Go on, then. - Stand back. 271 00:16:43,358 --> 00:16:44,351 (ALARM SOUNDS) 272 00:16:44,401 --> 00:16:46,638 - Shit! - Fucking idiot! 273 00:16:46,687 --> 00:16:48,125 - Dickhead! Sorry. 274 00:16:48,171 --> 00:16:50,977 - Kiss my arse! - Dickhead, I said stand back! 275 00:16:51,018 --> 00:16:53,585 Oi! 276 00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:55,143 Derek! 277 00:16:55,189 --> 00:16:57,631 - (ALARM BLARING) - Fuck it! 278 00:17:03,411 --> 00:17:04,895 Shit! 279 00:17:04,935 --> 00:17:07,252 Ah! Fish in a barrel? 280 00:17:07,302 --> 00:17:09,539 - (DOG BARKING) - (ALARM BLARING) 281 00:17:13,598 --> 00:17:14,591 Shit. 282 00:17:23,023 --> 00:17:25,386 Fucking hell! Aah! 283 00:17:26,432 --> 00:17:28,269 Shane. Shane! 284 00:17:31,726 --> 00:17:33,404 Shane! 285 00:17:41,432 --> 00:17:43,795 (SIREN BLARING) 286 00:17:44,962 --> 00:17:46,959 (DOG BARKING) 287 00:18:02,488 --> 00:18:04,611 - (SHEEP BLEATING) - Hello! 288 00:18:04,654 --> 00:18:08,659 - What's all this, then? - It's er...contributions for the farm. 289 00:18:08,705 --> 00:18:10,189 I thought it was free. 290 00:18:23,063 --> 00:18:25,060 Yeah. Yeah, go on. Off you go, chicken. 291 00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,961 (CLUCKING) 292 00:18:35,817 --> 00:18:36,936 Aaah! 293 00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:38,543 Uh! 294 00:18:40,830 --> 00:18:42,268 Uh! 295 00:18:56,151 --> 00:18:58,878 I think we're done here, Princess. 296 00:19:03,089 --> 00:19:04,892 (SCREAMING) 297 00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:10,106 Just remember, if the old bag asks... 298 00:19:10,148 --> 00:19:11,905 Whoa! Oh! Oh! 299 00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,386 Come on. 300 00:19:25,428 --> 00:19:26,946 (MUSIC PLAYING) 301 00:19:26,993 --> 00:19:28,829 Wasn't my fault. 302 00:19:32,367 --> 00:19:34,524 Never work with amateurs. 303 00:19:39,706 --> 00:19:41,464 JACKSON: That your dinner, is it? 304 00:19:41,511 --> 00:19:43,907 Since you blew our payday, as a matter of fact, it is, Jackson, yeah. 305 00:19:43,958 --> 00:19:46,399 I grabbed it when you knocked all the shit over. 306 00:19:46,444 --> 00:19:47,642 That was you. 307 00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:52,299 (NEARBY SIREN) 308 00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:56,425 - (MUSIC PLAYING) - (LAUGHTER AND CHATTER) 309 00:19:57,273 --> 00:19:59,031 They're out of date, Shane. 310 00:19:59,078 --> 00:20:02,558 Sell-bys are bollocks. You can always add a week on, can't you? 311 00:20:02,607 --> 00:20:06,452 Anyway, besides, it's fucking free, innit? What do you want? 312 00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:08,894 Cost two quid in the shops, them. 313 00:20:08,944 --> 00:20:11,625 (FAMILIES CHATTERING) 314 00:20:12,995 --> 00:20:14,318 Lise? 315 00:20:14,358 --> 00:20:15,351 Hm? 316 00:20:16,323 --> 00:20:20,214 I've been thinking. We're getting on all right, aren't we? 317 00:20:20,254 --> 00:20:21,247 Yeah. 318 00:20:25,147 --> 00:20:28,867 So, what do you reckon we just go for it? 319 00:20:28,917 --> 00:20:30,435 Why don't you move in with me? 320 00:20:34,411 --> 00:20:37,059 Well, I'll have to ask Ryan. 321 00:20:37,099 --> 00:20:38,776 Who's Ryan? 322 00:20:38,823 --> 00:20:42,987 He's sort of my boyfriend. But I'll definitely think about it. 323 00:20:45,802 --> 00:20:48,084 - All right? - Aw...! 324 00:20:48,128 --> 00:20:49,886 Hiya, you. 325 00:20:52,219 --> 00:20:55,425 So, what are we gonna do about it, then? 326 00:20:56,751 --> 00:21:00,961 He's your best mate. I'm a wheelie. 327 00:21:01,002 --> 00:21:03,204 - I'm not good enough for him, right? - Don't talk shite. 328 00:21:03,248 --> 00:21:05,006 Uh-huh. 329 00:21:05,053 --> 00:21:08,578 Well, tomorrow, me and you are going on a picnic. 330 00:21:08,622 --> 00:21:09,901 We'll take it from there. 331 00:21:09,946 --> 00:21:13,152 You don't mind me going on a date with your boyfriend, do you? 332 00:21:13,194 --> 00:21:15,591 Eh? Oh! 333 00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:18,117 I didn't even know you knew Ryan. 334 00:21:18,168 --> 00:21:22,652 Yeah, if you like. I'm probably moving in with Ches anyway. 335 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:29,478 Right. See you tomorrow. 336 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,298 I don't get it. 337 00:21:38,943 --> 00:21:42,263 Why risk our arses nicking stuff they're going to be keeping an eye on? 338 00:21:42,312 --> 00:21:45,712 Take stuff past its sell-by, sell it on, money for nothing. 339 00:21:47,967 --> 00:21:49,724 So you want us to... 340 00:21:49,772 --> 00:21:52,168 to steal garbage? 341 00:21:52,218 --> 00:21:53,702 Yes! 342 00:21:53,742 --> 00:21:56,584 And do what with it? Flog it off street corners? 343 00:21:56,630 --> 00:21:59,232 Jackson, look at me. Eh? 344 00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:02,323 Do I look like a fucking fruit-and-veg man? 345 00:22:02,365 --> 00:22:05,207 A little, yeah. But you're missing the bigger picture. 346 00:22:05,253 --> 00:22:08,094 I'm talking take in bulk, sell in bulk. 347 00:22:08,140 --> 00:22:13,388 Schools, kitchens, anywhere that's after cutting corners and saving pennies. 348 00:22:13,434 --> 00:22:15,956 There's profit in their rubbish. 349 00:22:18,608 --> 00:22:20,570 It's original, I'll give you that. 350 00:22:29,196 --> 00:22:31,593 Jog any memories? 351 00:22:31,643 --> 00:22:35,329 Didn't wear matching underwear, so a classy bird as usual. 352 00:22:35,373 --> 00:22:38,453 - Mm. - Oh, you look lovely. 353 00:22:38,501 --> 00:22:42,391 She wasn't blonde after all. She was a redhead. 354 00:22:42,431 --> 00:22:45,751 Oh, good. We're narrowing it down, then. 355 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:49,851 - (KNOCKING) - Open this door, you fucking twat! 356 00:22:50,934 --> 00:22:53,250 What are you doing, you lunatic? He'll beat the crap out of you! 357 00:22:53,300 --> 00:22:55,343 - (SHOUTING) - Shut up! 358 00:22:55,386 --> 00:22:57,508 Do you want me to torch your fucking place? Do you? 359 00:22:57,552 --> 00:23:00,073 - Do you think he wants these back? - (SHE SNORTS) 360 00:23:00,118 --> 00:23:02,241 MAN: Open the fucking door! 361 00:23:02,284 --> 00:23:03,277 Ssh! 362 00:23:03,327 --> 00:23:06,088 You twat! You're fucking dead. 363 00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:08,257 I'm fucking coming for you, I'm telling you! 364 00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:09,373 I think he's gone. 365 00:23:09,423 --> 00:23:14,032 - It's OK, stay there. Ssh, it's OK. - Don't. No, don't. No, don't. 366 00:23:16,081 --> 00:23:17,918 It's all right, he's gone. 367 00:23:19,049 --> 00:23:21,696 See? I told you it'd be OK, didn't I? 368 00:23:21,736 --> 00:23:22,694 (WINDOW SMASHES) 369 00:23:22,738 --> 00:23:24,017 (SCREAMS) 370 00:23:25,586 --> 00:23:27,389 You could give us a hand. 371 00:23:27,431 --> 00:23:30,477 I do love you, Glores, but manual labour? 372 00:23:30,519 --> 00:23:32,561 Jesus was a carpenter! 373 00:23:32,605 --> 00:23:34,921 Yeah, look where it got him. 374 00:23:41,428 --> 00:23:42,581 Hey, Dom? 375 00:23:48,326 --> 00:23:49,730 This is stupid. 376 00:23:50,893 --> 00:23:52,651 You're a very negative person, Ches. 377 00:23:54,102 --> 00:23:57,387 A nice picnic is just what we need to get to know each other. 378 00:24:01,762 --> 00:24:03,759 So, apart from the fact he's going out with me, 379 00:24:03,807 --> 00:24:06,694 I hear you're also fucked off with our Carl 380 00:24:06,735 --> 00:24:09,051 for not joining you on the reccie drugs any more? 381 00:24:09,101 --> 00:24:10,859 Yeah, well, what do you expect? 382 00:24:10,906 --> 00:24:14,705 Now that he's all, "uphold the law", "serve the public trust". 383 00:24:14,756 --> 00:24:16,993 Sickening, isn't it? So... 384 00:24:20,411 --> 00:24:23,777 ...regular, or decaf? 385 00:24:26,628 --> 00:24:30,713 - Was I here a few nights ago? - Hm. I wasn't on. 386 00:24:30,759 --> 00:24:33,326 - Do you get any redheads in? - Well, just Ginger Pete. 387 00:24:33,366 --> 00:24:36,127 Unless he's a 32C, he's probably not who I'm after. 388 00:24:36,173 --> 00:24:37,326 Pint? 389 00:24:37,377 --> 00:24:39,659 - Real leather? - What? 390 00:24:39,703 --> 00:24:42,099 Leather! 391 00:24:42,149 --> 00:24:44,111 - Kelly! - What the fuck? 392 00:24:44,155 --> 00:24:47,281 - She called me a fucking lesbian! - (SHOUTING) 393 00:24:47,323 --> 00:24:50,050 - Get out! You're barred! - Get the fuck off me! 394 00:24:50,090 --> 00:24:53,730 - You are barred! Come on! - I'll fucking have you! 395 00:24:53,780 --> 00:24:56,541 - (BIRDSONG) - (WATER LAPPING) 396 00:25:06,013 --> 00:25:07,450 Eight. 397 00:25:09,502 --> 00:25:12,822 What? Don't think girls can rate other girls' arses? 398 00:25:12,871 --> 00:25:15,233 - No. That's weird. - Hm. 399 00:25:18,165 --> 00:25:20,767 Now, that's an eight. 400 00:25:22,055 --> 00:25:23,253 Mm. 401 00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:25,458 CLEM: Five. 402 00:25:25,504 --> 00:25:27,581 Nah, three. Hey. 403 00:25:27,630 --> 00:25:29,627 - Seven. - Six. 404 00:25:30,879 --> 00:25:32,762 - Hm. Nine. - Nine. 405 00:25:34,047 --> 00:25:36,774 - So? - No way! 406 00:25:36,814 --> 00:25:40,613 - I won't tell Carl. - I am not rating a guy's arse. 407 00:25:44,034 --> 00:25:47,639 - Four. - Fuck off! He's barely a three! 408 00:26:02,081 --> 00:26:03,405 CHESNEY: Fuck! 409 00:26:05,811 --> 00:26:08,812 - Whoo! - Fucking hell! Whoa! 410 00:26:12,068 --> 00:26:14,544 Two years, and I ended it with him. 411 00:26:14,595 --> 00:26:15,952 Why? 412 00:26:15,998 --> 00:26:18,075 - I caught him. - What, cheating? 413 00:26:18,124 --> 00:26:19,642 Not exactly. 414 00:26:21,493 --> 00:26:25,863 You and Carl have got no chance. He's practically in training for the Olympics. 415 00:26:25,905 --> 00:26:30,115 Yeah, it wasn't so much the deed itself. It was more the visual aid. 416 00:26:30,156 --> 00:26:32,723 - Huh? - Pedigree Pets. 417 00:26:32,763 --> 00:26:35,365 - What dog was... - German Shepherd. 418 00:26:35,410 --> 00:26:36,563 Fucking hell! 419 00:26:36,613 --> 00:26:38,690 They're not even that fit. 420 00:26:41,225 --> 00:26:42,424 There! 421 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:47,839 You know what? 422 00:26:51,011 --> 00:26:52,529 Oh! 423 00:26:52,575 --> 00:26:53,729 Oh! Oh! 424 00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:55,821 - I remember. - Oh! 425 00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:58,146 - Oh! - She was black. 426 00:26:58,190 --> 00:27:00,553 It's not funny any more, Dominic. 427 00:27:04,487 --> 00:27:08,332 I laid awake last night worrying that nutter was coming back. 428 00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:10,295 And you have done nothing 429 00:27:10,343 --> 00:27:12,909 to try and find out who it was you were actually with. 430 00:27:12,950 --> 00:27:16,396 I've narrowed it down. I've already crossed off Ginger Pete. 431 00:27:16,439 --> 00:27:18,322 Oh, what is wrong with you? 432 00:27:18,364 --> 00:27:20,326 Does nothing ever bother you? 433 00:27:20,369 --> 00:27:23,689 You flit about like there's never going to be any consequences, 434 00:27:23,738 --> 00:27:25,655 like somehow it's all just going to work out. 435 00:27:25,703 --> 00:27:28,864 - It usually does. - No, it doesn't. 436 00:27:30,276 --> 00:27:33,356 You just wind up back here, and muggins has to drag you out of the fire. 437 00:27:33,404 --> 00:27:35,527 So maybe you should stop. 438 00:27:40,783 --> 00:27:42,141 This is my home, Dominic. 439 00:27:42,187 --> 00:27:45,348 And I'm tired of taking the punches cos you won't. 440 00:27:47,682 --> 00:27:48,755 All right. 441 00:27:50,850 --> 00:27:51,889 I'm sorry, sis. 442 00:27:58,350 --> 00:28:00,473 (# OASIS: She's Electric) 443 00:28:02,922 --> 00:28:05,603 Listen, about the plan. We're gonna have to make sure... 444 00:28:05,649 --> 00:28:07,133 Way ahead of you. 445 00:28:10,462 --> 00:28:12,220 What's this? 446 00:28:12,267 --> 00:28:14,504 This stuff's going to be a lot bigger than cigarettes. 447 00:28:14,553 --> 00:28:17,029 OK, here's what we do. 448 00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,647 In and out, ten minutes tops. 449 00:28:19,687 --> 00:28:22,654 That's the roof there. Those are the cages. 450 00:28:22,695 --> 00:28:25,581 Head over to them, fill your bags with as much as you can, 451 00:28:25,623 --> 00:28:27,745 bring 'em back here. 452 00:28:27,788 --> 00:28:32,592 Then I'll pull 'em up, unload them here and pass the bags back down again. 453 00:28:32,641 --> 00:28:34,444 Easy. 454 00:28:35,609 --> 00:28:38,256 - You drew this? - Yeah. 455 00:28:41,625 --> 00:28:44,512 And, er...that's me, is it, there? 456 00:28:44,553 --> 00:28:46,276 - Yeah. - Why am I so small? 457 00:28:46,317 --> 00:28:47,641 It's not to scale, Shane. 458 00:28:47,681 --> 00:28:49,997 Oh, but that's you, is it? 459 00:28:50,047 --> 00:28:53,653 Up there, taking it easy whilst I run around like a little pack mule? 460 00:28:53,697 --> 00:28:54,975 Well, I did come up with the plan. 461 00:28:55,021 --> 00:28:58,261 The plan? You drew a fucking picture. 462 00:28:58,309 --> 00:29:00,831 Does that suddenly make you brains of the operation now? 463 00:29:00,876 --> 00:29:02,679 Yeah. 464 00:29:02,721 --> 00:29:04,844 That's right. I am. 465 00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:18,713 Oh, very mature. 466 00:29:27,828 --> 00:29:30,224 Admit it. You had fun. 467 00:29:31,317 --> 00:29:34,523 Well, I did. We should do it again some time. 468 00:29:34,566 --> 00:29:38,411 Maybe invite Carl? He doesn't get to mess about much any more. 469 00:29:38,456 --> 00:29:40,532 Well, he gets everything else. 470 00:29:45,114 --> 00:29:48,399 It wouldn't have mattered who he was moving in with, would it? 471 00:29:48,442 --> 00:29:53,166 You just don't like the idea of him growing up and getting on with his life. 472 00:29:53,215 --> 00:29:54,254 What are you on about? 473 00:29:54,298 --> 00:29:58,782 Jesus, what was the point of any of this? What do I have to do? 474 00:29:58,830 --> 00:30:03,793 I am not going to be one of those girls that comes between mates. 475 00:30:03,843 --> 00:30:06,125 So...do you wanna shag me, or what? 476 00:30:06,169 --> 00:30:09,090 Will that do it, even things up a bit? 477 00:30:09,137 --> 00:30:12,378 - What do you mean? - Come on. 478 00:30:12,426 --> 00:30:15,028 I'll give you a hand job right now, if that's what it takes. 479 00:30:20,929 --> 00:30:23,130 AIDAN: Frank, what you doing? 480 00:30:24,217 --> 00:30:26,215 (FOOTSTEPS) 481 00:30:28,148 --> 00:30:29,346 What you doing? 482 00:30:30,634 --> 00:30:33,680 - What's that? - An Albanian snow leopard. 483 00:30:33,723 --> 00:30:35,525 - (SQUEAKS) - It's a terrapin. 484 00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:37,211 Why bother asking, then? 485 00:30:41,423 --> 00:30:43,260 Whatever it is, he's dying. 486 00:30:45,193 --> 00:30:47,155 He's not a tortoise. He needs water. 487 00:30:54,097 --> 00:30:55,694 (TERRAPIN SQUEAKS) 488 00:30:55,741 --> 00:30:57,384 FRANK: There you go, Terry. 489 00:30:57,426 --> 00:31:00,632 - Terry? - It's his name. 490 00:31:08,174 --> 00:31:12,098 So how did your great experiment go? Manage to win him over? 491 00:31:12,145 --> 00:31:13,502 She has her moments. 492 00:31:15,112 --> 00:31:16,436 Is there anything you can't do? 493 00:31:17,519 --> 00:31:20,086 Water-skiing. But I'll get there. 494 00:31:20,126 --> 00:31:24,655 By the way, offered him a no-strings shag and he said no. 495 00:31:24,698 --> 00:31:27,265 Loyal mate, this one. 496 00:31:30,193 --> 00:31:31,756 Nah, he just couldn't get it up, could he? 497 00:31:31,797 --> 00:31:33,120 Fuck off! 498 00:31:34,243 --> 00:31:37,210 Yay! Hug it out! 499 00:31:37,251 --> 00:31:39,978 Yeah, that's probably not gonna happen, is it? 500 00:31:44,831 --> 00:31:46,269 CARL: So, you really offered him a shag? 501 00:31:46,315 --> 00:31:47,959 Yep. 502 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,883 And he really said no? 503 00:31:49,925 --> 00:31:51,922 (ALARM BLARING) 504 00:31:51,970 --> 00:31:53,968 (RINGTONE PLAYING) 505 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,155 Go. 506 00:32:01,195 --> 00:32:04,915 And remember the deal, two loads and then we swap. 507 00:32:11,943 --> 00:32:13,941 (NEARBY SIREN) 508 00:32:15,834 --> 00:32:17,318 Get down here. 509 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:22,086 Pulling a plastic bag over barbed wire. Fucking genius. Well done, mate. 510 00:32:22,130 --> 00:32:23,967 JACKSON: And this is your plan, is it? 511 00:32:24,015 --> 00:32:26,297 Just strolling out? You're the brains now, are you? 512 00:32:26,342 --> 00:32:28,989 - And the brawn. - That's debatable. 513 00:32:29,029 --> 00:32:30,946 Oh, yeah? You wanna fucking go, do you? 514 00:32:30,994 --> 00:32:32,272 - Maybe I do, yeah. - Come on, then! 515 00:32:32,317 --> 00:32:34,360 - You... - Er...ahem! 516 00:32:34,403 --> 00:32:35,601 Come on! 517 00:32:37,010 --> 00:32:40,216 - It's not what it looks like! - Brilliant. That should fool him. 518 00:32:40,259 --> 00:32:42,176 - Oh, you think you can do better? - Yeah, I could. 519 00:32:42,224 --> 00:32:43,708 Be my fucking guest. 520 00:32:45,633 --> 00:32:49,319 How much, mate, to turn a blind eye? 20 quid? 521 00:32:51,127 --> 00:32:52,725 You do know that stuff's out of date? 522 00:32:52,772 --> 00:32:55,658 And you want to pay me to let you nick out-of-date food? 523 00:32:55,700 --> 00:32:57,423 Apparently. 524 00:32:57,464 --> 00:33:01,263 Fuck it. You make it 25, I'll help you load it up myself. 525 00:33:01,314 --> 00:33:02,593 Done. 526 00:33:22,330 --> 00:33:23,893 You're off, then, are you? 527 00:33:25,539 --> 00:33:29,304 New life, moving in with your little sympathy-vote girlfriend? 528 00:33:29,349 --> 00:33:30,706 Watch your mouth. 529 00:33:32,477 --> 00:33:34,714 - (DOG BARKING) - Fair dos. 530 00:33:39,536 --> 00:33:41,373 Don't forget Father's Day. 531 00:33:51,327 --> 00:33:52,811 That's it? 532 00:33:53,854 --> 00:33:55,372 It would appear so. 533 00:33:57,303 --> 00:34:00,145 You really are a cunt, you know that? 534 00:34:00,191 --> 00:34:04,355 90% perspiration, son. The more I practise, the luckier I get. 535 00:34:11,621 --> 00:34:15,466 If you're looking to cash in your inheritance, I've invested it 536 00:34:15,511 --> 00:34:16,995 on your behalf. 537 00:34:17,035 --> 00:34:19,033 I'm just glad to get the dust of this shit-hole off my shoes. 538 00:34:19,081 --> 00:34:20,998 We're glad to see the back of you. 539 00:34:24,014 --> 00:34:27,460 I'm ashamed of you, you know that? Always have been. 540 00:34:29,829 --> 00:34:33,070 You're the one ride I'd always wished I'd worn a johnny for. 541 00:34:33,118 --> 00:34:34,715 Two, for safety. 542 00:34:39,816 --> 00:34:41,379 I really fucking hate you. 543 00:34:44,228 --> 00:34:45,220 I know. 544 00:34:48,479 --> 00:34:49,358 Likewise. 545 00:35:00,591 --> 00:35:03,193 - You cunt. - You ball-bag. 546 00:35:21,045 --> 00:35:23,282 (CHILDREN PLAYING NEARBY) 547 00:35:44,508 --> 00:35:46,824 Mondays and Thursdays, before the staff get in. 548 00:35:46,874 --> 00:35:50,115 (MUSIC PLAYS) 549 00:36:19,882 --> 00:36:24,446 Two schools, two shelters, three old farts' homes. 550 00:36:24,494 --> 00:36:27,061 You know what we've got here, don't you? 551 00:36:27,101 --> 00:36:29,942 - What? - A fucking business. 552 00:36:37,208 --> 00:36:39,044 - What you doing? - What? 553 00:36:39,093 --> 00:36:40,131 Terry! 554 00:36:40,175 --> 00:36:42,058 What in God's name is wrong with you now? 555 00:36:42,101 --> 00:36:45,820 Where is he? What have you done? Terry?! 556 00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:48,153 - Who's Terry? - He's my fucking terrapin! 557 00:36:48,197 --> 00:36:50,638 - Who else would he be? - What? 558 00:36:53,932 --> 00:36:56,613 Where is he? What have you done? 559 00:37:00,429 --> 00:37:02,666 Oh! Terry! 560 00:37:02,715 --> 00:37:04,678 Where is he? 561 00:37:04,721 --> 00:37:08,725 You've killed him! We were the same, him and me! 562 00:37:08,771 --> 00:37:13,300 All alone in the world, dumped in the gutter, loved ones gone forever. 563 00:37:13,344 --> 00:37:15,740 Er...well, admittedly, in his case, 564 00:37:15,790 --> 00:37:17,148 cos I'd stood on them all, 565 00:37:17,194 --> 00:37:18,951 - but that's just fucking... - (SQUEAKING) 566 00:37:18,999 --> 00:37:20,676 Aaah! Oh! 567 00:37:22,568 --> 00:37:25,374 Ah! Ha-ha-ha! There he is! 568 00:37:25,416 --> 00:37:29,021 - (TERRAPIN SQUEAKS) - Hey! Ah! 569 00:37:29,065 --> 00:37:31,952 He went home! He wet his head and crawled home. 570 00:37:31,993 --> 00:37:33,225 - Oh! - Ha-ha-ha-ha! 571 00:37:33,276 --> 00:37:36,243 Ha-ha-ha! What did I tell you? He's just like me. 572 00:37:53,129 --> 00:37:56,130 Hey, rent's on Friday, keep the noise down, 573 00:37:56,177 --> 00:37:59,304 and if you ever bring any women back, make sure she's got a friend for me, yeah? 574 00:38:06,084 --> 00:38:07,237 (SQUEAKS) 575 00:38:09,212 --> 00:38:10,204 Good news! 576 00:38:11,698 --> 00:38:13,821 - Yeah? - Yeah. 577 00:38:13,864 --> 00:38:15,862 I talked to Ryan. 578 00:38:15,910 --> 00:38:17,063 We're through. 579 00:38:17,113 --> 00:38:19,760 - Oh. - So, I'm moving in. 580 00:38:21,444 --> 00:38:23,841 You're... 581 00:38:28,423 --> 00:38:31,229 It'll be nice living in a shop. 582 00:38:31,270 --> 00:38:33,427 Oh, can I have this? 583 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:35,792 Yeah. 584 00:38:35,843 --> 00:38:38,763 I'll bring my stuff round later this afternoon, yeah? 585 00:38:40,695 --> 00:38:42,818 (SHE GIGGLES) 586 00:38:48,957 --> 00:38:50,794 Wanna make it official? 587 00:38:54,091 --> 00:38:57,171 It's gonna be nice walking in there, money for the kitty, 588 00:38:57,219 --> 00:38:59,456 not feeling like such a loser. 589 00:38:59,505 --> 00:39:01,149 Last few weeks have been hard. 590 00:39:01,190 --> 00:39:03,757 Haven't even felt like a man. Me and her have hardly even fucked in... 591 00:39:03,797 --> 00:39:08,007 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What the fuck are you doing? 592 00:39:08,048 --> 00:39:11,255 Caring and sharing? We're business partners. 593 00:39:11,297 --> 00:39:13,659 This is not a fucking self-help group. 594 00:39:14,986 --> 00:39:17,428 Plus, I still owe you a slap. 595 00:39:18,476 --> 00:39:19,674 Now piss off. 596 00:39:23,649 --> 00:39:25,886 Oh, er...Jackson? 597 00:39:26,938 --> 00:39:30,737 Give her one from me, though, eh? You are the brawn, after all. 598 00:39:30,788 --> 00:39:33,835 Yeah, and the brains. So what does that make you? 599 00:39:33,877 --> 00:39:36,604 Mm. The good-looking one? 600 00:39:57,459 --> 00:39:59,262 (MUSIC PLAYING) 601 00:40:20,641 --> 00:40:21,633 Ches? 602 00:40:25,253 --> 00:40:26,451 Chesney? 603 00:40:29,825 --> 00:40:30,864 CHESNEY: Oh... 604 00:40:30,908 --> 00:40:33,065 Eurgh! 605 00:40:39,892 --> 00:40:41,124 Yes! 606 00:40:41,175 --> 00:40:42,899 # Hallelujah! # 607 00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:44,777 Ches? 608 00:40:51,523 --> 00:40:54,125 Hey. Karen'll go mental. 609 00:40:54,170 --> 00:40:55,574 You know the rules - 610 00:40:55,614 --> 00:40:59,379 nothing with four legs unless it's got a blind person attached to it. 611 00:40:59,424 --> 00:41:04,113 Perhaps you should think about staying somewhere else just for a bit. 612 00:41:04,156 --> 00:41:07,397 I think witness relocation's a bit strong, don't you? 613 00:41:07,445 --> 00:41:10,412 Look, I've done nothing wrong. Well, legally. Look, I'll just... 614 00:41:10,453 --> 00:41:13,374 Don't say it'll work out, please, Dominic. 615 00:41:13,421 --> 00:41:16,068 Fella's been asking after you, the last couple of days. 616 00:41:16,108 --> 00:41:17,147 Oh, well, let us know 617 00:41:17,191 --> 00:41:19,233 - when he's in again, yeah? - He's in now. 618 00:41:22,244 --> 00:41:24,002 Look, Gloria, it's all right. 619 00:41:24,049 --> 00:41:26,491 I'll just...I'll have a nice word, you know, straighten it out. 620 00:41:26,536 --> 00:41:28,658 Do you really ever? 621 00:41:32,672 --> 00:41:34,795 (# THE PRODIGY: Smack My Bitch Up) 622 00:41:48,233 --> 00:41:50,549 - # Smack my bitch up... # - Oh! 623 00:41:53,728 --> 00:41:56,203 Oh! Oh! Oh! 624 00:41:56,255 --> 00:41:58,217 Oh! Oh! 625 00:41:58,260 --> 00:42:00,987 Oh! Oh! Oh! 626 00:42:01,027 --> 00:42:02,625 Oh! 627 00:42:02,672 --> 00:42:05,478 I remember now. There was two of them. 628 00:42:05,519 --> 00:42:06,957 And the black girl, she had red hair, 629 00:42:07,003 --> 00:42:10,004 which I thought was pretty strange when you come to think about it. 630 00:42:13,541 --> 00:42:16,347 This'll be that consequence you've been banging on about? 631 00:42:22,003 --> 00:42:23,840 (WHISPERS) I guess that's what it is. 632 00:42:23,888 --> 00:42:26,329 (# KINGS OF LEON: 4 Kicks) 633 00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:29,938 I want a fucking word with you. 634 00:42:29,984 --> 00:42:32,506 Gentlemen, please. 635 00:42:36,923 --> 00:42:41,292 Don't. He fucked their wives, both of them, at once. 636 00:42:41,334 --> 00:42:42,658 Isn't he a priest? 637 00:42:45,906 --> 00:42:47,470 For what it's worth, they're lovely girls. 638 00:42:47,511 --> 00:42:49,633 Get up! 639 00:42:49,676 --> 00:42:51,594 (GROANS AND SHOUTS) 640 00:43:00,706 --> 00:43:04,026 # You with your switchblade posse 641 00:43:04,075 --> 00:43:06,722 # I'll get my guns from the south... # 642 00:43:06,762 --> 00:43:07,994 Thanks. 643 00:43:09,449 --> 00:43:12,815 #...Four kicks Who's struttin' now? # 644 00:43:16,427 --> 00:43:18,869 What the fuck is that thing? 645 00:43:18,914 --> 00:43:21,356 His name is Terry. 646 00:43:21,401 --> 00:43:23,876 OK, you'll do. 647 00:43:23,927 --> 00:43:26,129 - Cheers. - You're welcome. 648 00:43:26,173 --> 00:43:27,691 Wake-up call? 649 00:43:31,187 --> 00:43:33,343 I need a drink. Now! 650 00:43:33,393 --> 00:43:35,549 Why don't you let me get you one, eh? 651 00:43:37,323 --> 00:43:38,521 OK. 652 00:43:38,566 --> 00:43:40,643 Glores, will you sub us a tenner there? 653 00:43:42,216 --> 00:43:43,255 Mum? 654 00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:45,615 Mum! 655 00:43:45,665 --> 00:43:48,346 If you're gonna borrow my tights, at least... 656 00:43:49,315 --> 00:43:51,277 Er... 657 00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:53,762 actually, that was me. 658 00:43:53,807 --> 00:43:55,690 LETITIA: Oh, God, I don't want to know. 659 00:43:55,732 --> 00:43:57,694 Just give me some money and I'm out for the day. 660 00:43:57,737 --> 00:43:58,730 Kitchen. 661 00:44:07,603 --> 00:44:10,170 Hey, we're going out too. 662 00:44:11,213 --> 00:44:13,175 - I'm buying you dinner. - Oh. 663 00:44:13,218 --> 00:44:15,135 AVRIL: Flush, are we? 664 00:44:18,472 --> 00:44:21,153 Now, please, can I have a pint? 665 00:44:21,199 --> 00:44:23,516 Of course. 666 00:44:35,678 --> 00:44:37,960 Come on, you know I'm good for it. 667 00:44:42,496 --> 00:44:45,656 SHANE: Ah, I don't know, maybe Robin Hood kind of had the right idea, 668 00:44:45,704 --> 00:44:49,344 but just didn't have very good business sense, that's all. 669 00:44:49,394 --> 00:44:51,710 Cos the thing about the poor is, 670 00:44:51,761 --> 00:44:55,765 they'll always find money if they need it, for the necessities and that. 671 00:44:55,811 --> 00:44:59,257 You see, that's why you never see a sober homeless. 672 00:45:03,231 --> 00:45:06,357 Steal from the rich, sell to the rich, and let them mark it up for the poor. 673 00:45:06,399 --> 00:45:10,370 Now that should have been his thing, the daft twat. 674 00:45:10,410 --> 00:45:12,407 You see, I've always liked being at rock bottom. 675 00:45:12,456 --> 00:45:16,825 Then any little victory you can muster tastes so much sweeter. 676 00:45:16,867 --> 00:45:19,343 One little gamble, and suddenly, 677 00:45:19,394 --> 00:45:21,756 everything is coming up roses. 678 00:46:03,952 --> 00:46:06,029 Next. 679 00:46:11,091 --> 00:46:13,407 I'm so sorry. 680 00:46:13,457 --> 00:46:15,854 - Nice set, though. - (BAR BELL RINGS) 50055

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