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Anyone watching thinking
we know fuck all
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about knowing fuck all about owt
needs to watch their back.
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So you've had your Labour,
reclassifying skunk,
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sending prices sky-high,
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literally, literally
taking the grass from its own roots!
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And now you've got
your ConDemNation.
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Liberals noshing Tories
like altar boys picking dimps up.
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Have we had a national
fucking stroke or what?
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Is revolution a word
or was it never?
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Anybody watching needs to know
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we cope better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
we live in Manchester
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and they charge us for water!
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found,
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this green and pleasant
land in ancient times,
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yak-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak!
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It's nottheirsany more.
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This is our England now!
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Paaarty!
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'Age-old question,
answered by many a martyr.
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'Who is the ultimate authority?
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'How many politicians do you trust?
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'How many judges are equipped
with the skills of life
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'to pass just sentences?'
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Bang to rights!
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Oh, Mother Mary!
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'I know where
I used to place my trust.
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'I thought I knew who I could
rely on to do the right thing.'
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Those poor babies.
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Civil war will claim another
hundred thousand,
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and they're not letting aid through.
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Going to be worse than
Live Aid, this one.
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Nothing plumbs the depths
like Status Quo.
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A good famine is the life support
of the British music industry.
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We'll have a chat on pay day.
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Begs the question, though.
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Famine and pestilence
don't prove there's no God.
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Try telling that to
the little pot-bellies.
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If he's up there,
how's it not a fucking disgrace?
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Better off not being born.
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For every claim that God
wouldn't let this happen,
I can provide ten arguments
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invoking man's culpability and
abuse of the gift of free will.
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Ah! Free Willy!
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Every Catholic's
get-out-of-jail card.
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What free will have they got?
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Where's God? Right now?
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Living like that?
Worse than no life at all!
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Divine intervention?!
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St Peter's press office
sending the latest spin? >
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Natural selection,
that's all it is
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Selfish genes.
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"We will procreate!
"We will procreate!"
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Yeah, knock a few million
out of the food chain.
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Take care of the rest of us
lucky fuckers
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by giving us
the winning lottery tickets.
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'Course, you lot change
the rules to suit...
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There's no use genuflecting
where truth's involved.
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You just incorporate
intelligent design...
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Come on.
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Into God's master plan...
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'Hiya, this is Alice.
You know what to do, don't you?'
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you live where the sand is,
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move where the food is.
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You'll be fucking guilty
when you get to heaven
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and there's nothing there and all
the money you put in the pot,
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money that goes towards
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the Pope having hand-crafted shoes
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made from the genitals
of Italian street boys.
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Fuck that!
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Thursday, your honour!
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Your honour?
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Corridors of power, Kelly.
Turns me on.
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He's only a magistrate!
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So what?
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Anyone can be one.
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You can't.
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Going out!
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That's not dressing
for Mortal Combat at Macka's!
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Something else came up.
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Are you two-timing me?!
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Look at you.
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It must be love!
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Behave! It's only the second time
we've gone out.
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Open's fine.
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Hey, no chatting to schoolies,
Teesh!
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Don't break her heart!
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Come, then.
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Did you have your chat?
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Can't we do it together?
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No, because that's
even more embarrassing.
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They know more about sex than we
ever will.
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Watching porn on an iPhone
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isn't going to help
her emotional development.
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Were you worried about
emotional development
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when we lay on your tracky top
in Sharston woods?
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You better do it.
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She listens to you.
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No, I said tails.
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I always have tails.
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Avril!
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Avril!
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I hear you!
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Jesus!
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Alice!
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Alice, come on!
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Alice!
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Alice, stop messing about! Come on!
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Alice, come on!
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Alice!
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Alice!
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Fuck, no!
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Alice! Alice!
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Fuck!
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Hey, what's wrong?
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Where've you been?
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Where do you think?
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Teesh!
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What's he done?
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Nothing yet. Really.
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So what's wrong, then?
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Maybe I'd like more than two words
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before he tries to take my top off!
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It's Warren!
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Do you know how many girls would
love to be in your shoes right now?
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Thought we were eating?
We will.
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Just come back inside
and have another drink.
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Maybe another time.
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You don't have to come.
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I'm really sorry.
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You should just
get some sleep now.
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I impregnated a 16-year-old.
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But she lost the baby.
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See you later. All right?
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OK.
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See you later.
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And they wonder why
church attendance is down.
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I'm sorry for texting.
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Oh, no, don't be.
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I'm glad you did.
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I'm glad you got to me.
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Maybe you do care.
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Of course I do. Always.
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There's still a chance for us, then?
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I'm teasing!
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Yeah, I know you were.
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As ever...
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So does being saved mean
I've still got a hope of heaven?
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I know there's a space
with your name on.
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On authority from above.
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Of course.
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You've got direct contact.
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This one was a visitation
in a dream.
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Clear as day.
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Said the plot's definitely yours.
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But it won't be ready until
you're the grand old age of 95.
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So promise me
you'll hang around till then?
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Anything for you.
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I think we would have had
a little girl.
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You will do one day.
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She'd be walking, talking...
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Alice, come on.
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You're going to be OK.
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He says condoms always split on him.
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Eurgh! That bony arse?!
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You better believe it.
Tony Baloney pressed all my buttons.
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Aren't you worried?
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No, I was at the chemist
before it even opened.
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Where his sister works?
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Oh, I know. I forgot.
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She made me feel like a right tramp.
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She can talk.
Exactly!
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What about catching something?
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I made him cover up.
What more can I do?
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Not sleep with him
on the first date?
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People are starting to wonder
what you're into.
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Whether boys are really
your thing.
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Think I care what people think?
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Well, I've gotta go.
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But I'm just saying,
it's the 21st century.
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Forget prim and proper.
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Tony told me
to bring Keisha for Warren.
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You're getting left behind, girl.
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Should have seen
the cuts on her arms.
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Bet she weighs next to nothing.
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So? Who knows what kind of shit
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she's dealing with at home.
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Which started with me
getting her pregnant.
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It took two to tango.
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She played you!
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I saw the gear she used to wear.
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Remember what I used to wear?
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Sending her money every month
is more than anyone else would do.
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Yeah...
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You saved her. Now put it to bed.
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Please!
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Jamie!
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Oi, mate!
No fighting on these premises, eh?
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I was going to visit later.
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There's no point!
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She sneaked out last night.
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Jumped from the top
of the hospital car park.
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No!
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She's all we had!
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Thank you very much, thank you.
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Thank you so much.
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Thank you.
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Settling in, Father? Yeah.
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Makes it easy when everyone
makes you feel so welcome.
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Thank you, thanks for coming.
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Beautiful service, thank you.
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Good morning, Father.
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Morning.
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The other kids are laughing at her.
Saying things...
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Forget age! What about
when it happens naturally?
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Right person, right time?
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I just think there's
a way of helping her out.
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Making sure it's not
a disappointment.
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I'm three months younger than you.
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What was so wrong
with your first time?
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It was perfect, Mr Loverman.
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Oi. Cloggsy's clouted
a transit full of laptops.
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Our name's on fifty.
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Over to the divine sisterhood.
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A higher authority...
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Laters.
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My real first time was a spotty
scrote behind the bins after netball.
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Horrible.
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So Jackson thinks he's your...
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Mmm-hmm.
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My first was 25, and I was 15.
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And?
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He certainly knew a thing or two.
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There you go. If it gives Letitia
a better experience,
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what's so wrong with that?
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Well, I always thought
she'd get it on with Aidan.
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No.
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Can I have a beer
and an alcopop, please?
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Have you nailed her yet?
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Like I'd tell you.
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Queer.
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That's a definite 'no', bro!
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Aargh, what you doing?!
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Bang to rights.
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Oh, hello!
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Yes, m'dear.
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My first time was
with someone older.
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There's a lot to be
said for experience.
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What's with the tag-team?
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What are you two getting at?
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Nothing.
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But maybe Warren's
worth a second chance?
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He sells weed and he grunts.
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You're supposed to want
the best for me.
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It'll be easier
when you go to college.
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What will?
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To date an older guy.
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Maybe one of your lecturers.
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Mum!
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Once it's over with, there's no
awkward boundaries. No taboos.
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Are you OK?
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Course.
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Don't worry, yeah?
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The genie is
out of the bottle, mate.
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Kids' heads get battered with sex
266
00:15:39,318 --> 00:15:42,303
and shagging soon after they've
stopped watching Iggle Piggle.
267
00:15:42,304 --> 00:15:44,723
You've done well
she's lasted this long.
268
00:15:44,724 --> 00:15:46,498
You ever bump into
the first girl you slept with?
269
00:15:46,499 --> 00:15:49,362
Erm... funerals, weddings.
270
00:15:49,363 --> 00:15:50,936
Was a second cousin.
271
00:15:50,937 --> 00:15:54,365
Shagged it behind a pile of turf
at my nana's in Kildare.
272
00:15:54,366 --> 00:15:55,414
You?
273
00:15:55,415 --> 00:15:56,059
All the time.
274
00:15:56,060 --> 00:15:57,270
Where?
275
00:15:57,271 --> 00:15:59,206
Two streets over there.
276
00:15:59,207 --> 00:16:00,981
No way!
277
00:16:00,982 --> 00:16:02,514
Avril was your first?
278
00:16:02,515 --> 00:16:05,338
On my Tacchini tracky. Turned it
inside out to keep it clean.
279
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:07,637
You've done plenty of
splitting up though, yeah?
280
00:16:07,638 --> 00:16:09,413
Played away once.
281
00:16:09,414 --> 00:16:11,752
You've had...
282
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:13,527
two women?
283
00:16:13,528 --> 00:16:15,464
Ever.
284
00:16:15,465 --> 00:16:18,449
What, you think there's
something wrong with that?
285
00:16:18,450 --> 00:16:22,483
No, it's, er... very noble.
286
00:16:25,550 --> 00:16:28,898
The last one I got off Coggsy
was riddled with that many viruses
287
00:16:28,899 --> 00:16:31,117
I thought I was going to
catch something.
288
00:16:31,118 --> 00:16:32,206
Well they're sweet, them.
289
00:16:32,207 --> 00:16:36,079
Who's wearing the trousers today?
290
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:39,992
Nice one.
291
00:16:42,454 --> 00:16:46,487
What?
292
00:16:47,134 --> 00:16:51,167
I didn't know magistrates could
claim blow jobs on expenses.
293
00:16:52,459 --> 00:16:54,313
We can't.
294
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,694
I've told them you're my life coach.
295
00:16:56,695 --> 00:16:58,751
Which is just about claimable.
296
00:16:58,752 --> 00:17:00,768
Like in boxing?
297
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:04,278
No... someone who helps
with strategies
298
00:17:04,279 --> 00:17:06,577
for long-term
psychological happiness.
299
00:17:06,578 --> 00:17:08,151
Jeremy Kyle?
300
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:11,176
Nothing like Jeremy Kyle.
301
00:17:11,178 --> 00:17:15,211
They want to interview
you about this.
302
00:17:16,341 --> 00:17:19,124
I struggle with words.
303
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,060
Do you know the reason I choose you?
304
00:17:21,061 --> 00:17:23,763
My specs?
305
00:17:23,764 --> 00:17:27,555
You're a sensitive soul,
a rare rose,
306
00:17:27,556 --> 00:17:30,864
a delicate speciality.
307
00:17:30,865 --> 00:17:34,898
I know... you can rise to this.
308
00:17:40,910 --> 00:17:44,459
Oh. Let me guess - texting
Manchester's biggest gangster?
309
00:17:44,460 --> 00:17:46,436
Not him. He's been sacked.
310
00:17:46,437 --> 00:17:49,340
Did you laugh at his shit car?
311
00:17:49,341 --> 00:17:52,245
Mum's treating me to new jeans.
We can get Nando's with the change?
312
00:17:52,246 --> 00:17:53,415
Yeah, defo.
313
00:17:53,416 --> 00:17:55,150
Trafford Centre's open till 10.
314
00:17:55,151 --> 00:17:58,821
I can't go tonight. I told Sarah
I'd go pictures with her.
315
00:17:58,822 --> 00:18:02,572
No worries. Maybe some other time.
316
00:18:02,574 --> 00:18:06,607
I was thinking nice and tight.
317
00:18:39,164 --> 00:18:42,027
Hey.
318
00:18:42,028 --> 00:18:43,883
Insomnia must be contagious.
319
00:18:43,884 --> 00:18:47,917
Yeah. Go on, go back to bed.
320
00:18:49,734 --> 00:18:53,565
Dom, what's that about?
321
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:56,631
Sanctioned self-harming.
322
00:18:56,632 --> 00:18:59,858
The church was on to
that buzz centuries ago.
323
00:18:59,859 --> 00:19:03,893
It's not funny.
324
00:19:03,894 --> 00:19:07,443
Trying to get to where her head was.
325
00:19:07,444 --> 00:19:09,783
To what end?
326
00:19:09,784 --> 00:19:11,477
See what pushed her.
327
00:19:11,478 --> 00:19:15,511
I thought you said she jumped.
328
00:19:15,593 --> 00:19:18,416
Look.
329
00:19:18,417 --> 00:19:22,450
I was mad into him back then.
330
00:19:22,693 --> 00:19:26,484
And now?
331
00:19:26,485 --> 00:19:30,519
We're having a slight
difference of opinion.
332
00:19:31,891 --> 00:19:35,481
In the name of the father...
333
00:19:35,482 --> 00:19:37,942
I order you to bed.
334
00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:41,976
Go on. I'm all right.
335
00:20:03,923 --> 00:20:07,593
Eloi, eloi, lama sabachthani.
336
00:20:07,594 --> 00:20:11,627
Eh?
337
00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:15,662
You don't mind, do you?
338
00:20:21,714 --> 00:20:25,747
You fucked with me
from the very start.
339
00:20:25,869 --> 00:20:27,643
No dad, no role model...
340
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:31,677
is that how you suck us in, do you?
The vulnerable? The needy?
341
00:20:32,727 --> 00:20:36,761
Like some parasite nonce?
342
00:20:45,556 --> 00:20:48,298
All those years I covered for you,
343
00:20:48,299 --> 00:20:52,171
lying on your behalf...
344
00:20:52,172 --> 00:20:54,632
How often did I dupe
young men and women
345
00:20:54,633 --> 00:20:57,658
struck down in their prime
by incurable cancers?
346
00:20:57,659 --> 00:21:01,047
Reassured them -
pray to you, believe...
347
00:21:01,048 --> 00:21:05,081
their journey has a destination?
348
00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:11,939
I was never selfish.
349
00:21:11,940 --> 00:21:13,754
Not once.
350
00:21:13,755 --> 00:21:16,336
Cos that's how
it's supposed to work.
351
00:21:16,337 --> 00:21:17,990
You give when needed
352
00:21:17,991 --> 00:21:22,024
and I trusted that
you would do the right thing.
353
00:21:24,365 --> 00:21:28,399
Hadn't she suffered enough?
354
00:21:29,166 --> 00:21:33,199
Hadn't she suffered enough?!
355
00:21:40,704 --> 00:21:44,737
Can't you see
I'm done with you now?
356
00:21:55,711 --> 00:21:59,744
You're nothing to me.
357
00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:01,321
We're done.
358
00:22:15,299 --> 00:22:17,719
"Surround yourself with...
359
00:22:17,719 --> 00:22:20,744
"..persons most like the
people you want to become."
360
00:22:20,745 --> 00:22:24,253
Nearly."..Peoplemost like
thepersonyou want to become."
361
00:22:24,254 --> 00:22:26,472
I told him I'd struggle.
362
00:22:26,473 --> 00:22:28,812
What do life coaches wear anyway?
363
00:22:28,813 --> 00:22:32,281
He told me, smart and casual.
364
00:22:32,282 --> 00:22:33,371
He's paying.
365
00:22:33,372 --> 00:22:37,405
No.
366
00:22:38,818 --> 00:22:40,592
Try another.
367
00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:42,891
"Don't put off being happy...
368
00:22:42,893 --> 00:22:44,989
"..until some later date."
369
00:22:45,329 --> 00:22:46,579
At last!
370
00:22:46,580 --> 00:22:50,613
A lot of this makes
sense, you know?
371
00:22:51,421 --> 00:22:55,454
He called me a delicate rose.
372
00:23:02,999 --> 00:23:07,032
I'll have a glass of your finest
red wine - and one for Frank.
373
00:23:09,171 --> 00:23:10,663
Potius hodie quam cras.
374
00:23:10,664 --> 00:23:12,196
Come again?
375
00:23:12,197 --> 00:23:15,383
School badge - red wine in
the morning, pisspots' warning.
376
00:23:15,384 --> 00:23:19,417
In the name of all wars,
genocide, starvation, floods,
377
00:23:20,427 --> 00:23:24,460
earthquakes, disease,
suicides and pointless slaughter...
378
00:23:25,147 --> 00:23:27,647
I salute you!
379
00:23:27,648 --> 00:23:29,099
Anyone else?
380
00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:31,883
Oh yeah. In nomine patri...
381
00:23:31,884 --> 00:23:35,312
Enough of this sacrilege!
Where's your respect?
382
00:23:35,313 --> 00:23:39,346
I am now a born again convert
to the word... of our Frank.
383
00:23:39,468 --> 00:23:41,444
You shall burn in hell.
384
00:23:41,445 --> 00:23:43,260
No, no, there is no hell...
385
00:23:43,261 --> 00:23:45,478
no god other than Eric of Cantona!
386
00:23:45,479 --> 00:23:46,890
Eh-hey-hey!
387
00:23:46,891 --> 00:23:49,634
Georgi Kinkladze is St Peter!
388
00:23:49,635 --> 00:23:53,668
Five tonne now - another
monkey when the job's done.
389
00:23:55,928 --> 00:23:59,316
Take four weeks of spitting
in burgers to earn a grand...
390
00:23:59,317 --> 00:24:03,350
Should be an easy decision, then?
391
00:24:05,731 --> 00:24:07,989
Go on.
392
00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:08,756
I need assistance.
393
00:24:08,757 --> 00:24:12,790
With?
394
00:24:12,831 --> 00:24:13,799
Who?
395
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:14,969
Me.
396
00:24:14,970 --> 00:24:16,219
What?
397
00:24:16,220 --> 00:24:18,478
Suicide. You were right all along...
398
00:24:18,479 --> 00:24:20,697
Whoa...! Don't you blame this on me!
399
00:24:20,698 --> 00:24:23,884
Oh, there's no blame, but...
there's no god for me anymore.
400
00:24:23,885 --> 00:24:27,878
And like you said - living a certain
way is worse than no life at all.
401
00:24:27,879 --> 00:24:29,976
I was speaking about
little immigrants!
402
00:24:29,977 --> 00:24:33,365
Spend it on a flight to Zurich - get
a professional service!
Frank...
403
00:24:33,366 --> 00:24:36,834
At least have a think about it.
404
00:24:36,835 --> 00:24:40,868
Go on.
405
00:24:50,350 --> 00:24:52,487
So how long are they away for?
Just one night.
406
00:24:52,488 --> 00:24:54,988
She's on her own?
No brothers or sisters?
407
00:24:54,989 --> 00:24:56,844
They're with her mum and dad.
408
00:24:56,845 --> 00:24:57,610
Smashed it!
409
00:24:57,611 --> 00:24:59,991
Our man's going to
rattle it all night!
410
00:24:59,992 --> 00:25:01,685
She told me to come prepared...?
411
00:25:01,686 --> 00:25:05,477
Scrub up proper. After shave -
you can use my Aramis...
412
00:25:05,478 --> 00:25:07,091
wash your bellend...
413
00:25:07,092 --> 00:25:08,785
She means condoms!
414
00:25:08,786 --> 00:25:11,488
I'll sort it -
on the house.
415
00:25:11,489 --> 00:25:13,667
I want details, yeah?
Size of her nipples,
416
00:25:13,668 --> 00:25:16,975
if she's shaved her poonani
or if she's got spider's legs...!
417
00:25:16,976 --> 00:25:21,009
Yep - hear, see,
and speak plenty of evil.
418
00:25:25,205 --> 00:25:27,504
Hey, bro, did you see that, bro?
419
00:25:27,505 --> 00:25:31,538
She was checking you out!
My man's on fire!
420
00:25:39,366 --> 00:25:43,358
We used to hang
around here as kids.
421
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:45,255
Lovely.
422
00:25:45,256 --> 00:25:49,289
Exploring round here was
like a journey to a lost world.
423
00:25:49,814 --> 00:25:52,072
Huh! I remember once,
424
00:25:52,073 --> 00:25:54,533
a proper sunburst came
through an 'ole in the roof
425
00:25:54,534 --> 00:25:58,567
and lit Jimmy H like an angel.
426
00:25:58,730 --> 00:26:01,956
I was up there, looking down.
427
00:26:01,957 --> 00:26:04,175
It was beautiful. I felt
warm, connected to it all.
428
00:26:04,176 --> 00:26:06,152
Glorious.
429
00:26:06,153 --> 00:26:10,186
Truly. Ten years old -
my first mystical experience.
430
00:26:10,711 --> 00:26:13,817
My first holding hands
in my love affair with God.
431
00:26:13,818 --> 00:26:15,431
Mmm.
432
00:26:15,432 --> 00:26:17,327
So why end it now?
433
00:26:17,328 --> 00:26:20,070
I never gave doubt any space.
434
00:26:20,071 --> 00:26:22,813
You know, once you do, the...
435
00:26:22,814 --> 00:26:26,605
the questions on questions on questions,
you're just... dragged into a vortex.
436
00:26:26,606 --> 00:26:31,406
So, drink, take enough gear,
437
00:26:31,407 --> 00:26:35,440
block the lot - get so twatted,
no coherent thought gets through.
438
00:26:36,087 --> 00:26:37,901
Ha-ha!
439
00:26:37,902 --> 00:26:40,644
Now you can start living!
440
00:26:40,645 --> 00:26:44,679
Yeah. I admire you, Frank.
441
00:26:45,406 --> 00:26:49,439
I'll leave a note for our
Gloria to pay you the rest.
442
00:26:51,417 --> 00:26:53,473
But why do you need me?
443
00:26:53,474 --> 00:26:56,580
You kick these away, you
make sure that I'm dead.
444
00:26:56,581 --> 00:27:00,049
If you get it wrong, I could end
up a cabbage in a wheelchair.
445
00:27:00,050 --> 00:27:04,083
Phwor - enough of them
hanging round my neck already.
446
00:27:09,934 --> 00:27:12,999
Up there?
447
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:17,033
Full circle.
448
00:27:27,846 --> 00:27:29,499
Watch it!
449
00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:32,444
You're the one who said you wanted
to be like "grown-up friends".
450
00:27:32,445 --> 00:27:34,098
Ooh, touche!
451
00:27:34,099 --> 00:27:37,648
You want me to go out with
someone who's experienced?
452
00:27:37,649 --> 00:27:39,544
I just don't want you
to be disappointed.
453
00:27:39,545 --> 00:27:41,642
What if he's
experienced, but younger?
454
00:27:41,643 --> 00:27:43,336
As long as he's legal.
455
00:27:46,444 --> 00:27:47,693
He's 16 in a month.
456
00:27:47,694 --> 00:27:50,033
It would be like going
with your brother!
457
00:27:50,034 --> 00:27:52,817
As an only child, that
means nothing to me.
458
00:27:52,818 --> 00:27:56,488
How do you know he's done
more than even kiss her?
459
00:27:56,489 --> 00:27:59,796
Are you still a virgin?
460
00:27:59,797 --> 00:28:01,853
No, I lost it when I was 12.
461
00:28:01,854 --> 00:28:05,403
It doesn't follow
that he's experienced.
462
00:28:05,404 --> 00:28:09,317
Suppose that confidence has
got to come from somewhere.
463
00:28:09,318 --> 00:28:13,351
It's just a little matter
of where and when.
464
00:28:17,749 --> 00:28:19,725
Way I see it...
465
00:28:19,726 --> 00:28:23,477
got no faith, you
only got two choices...
466
00:28:23,478 --> 00:28:26,059
live with no hope,
467
00:28:26,060 --> 00:28:29,125
which brings us here. Or...
468
00:28:29,126 --> 00:28:31,384
live with no fear!
469
00:28:31,385 --> 00:28:33,280
i. e....
470
00:28:38,283 --> 00:28:42,115
There! You see that?
471
00:28:42,116 --> 00:28:45,302
Just...
472
00:28:45,303 --> 00:28:49,336
Just do it.
473
00:28:58,454 --> 00:29:02,488
Ugh!
474
00:29:07,047 --> 00:29:08,862
That's a sign!
475
00:29:08,863 --> 00:29:10,839
That fucking hurt!
476
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:12,372
You've been given a sign!
477
00:29:12,373 --> 00:29:13,743
From who, Frank?
478
00:29:13,744 --> 00:29:16,164
Well, I don't fucking know!
479
00:29:16,165 --> 00:29:17,697
A sign, you know!
480
00:29:17,698 --> 00:29:20,521
Well on the road to Golgotha now.
481
00:29:20,522 --> 00:29:22,780
There's no backing out.
482
00:29:22,781 --> 00:29:26,814
Living a healthier life
will enable me to...
483
00:29:28,146 --> 00:29:31,897
live longer, live more happily,
484
00:29:31,898 --> 00:29:35,326
have better energy...
485
00:29:35,327 --> 00:29:37,545
and...
486
00:29:37,546 --> 00:29:40,046
Be more...
487
00:29:40,047 --> 00:29:41,418
Oh, it's gone.
488
00:29:42,185 --> 00:29:44,363
Comfortable with myself.
489
00:29:44,364 --> 00:29:46,985
Christ, how hard can it be?
Sorry, I...
490
00:29:46,986 --> 00:29:49,486
I...
491
00:29:49,487 --> 00:29:50,737
I...
492
00:29:50,738 --> 00:29:52,189
Ah...
493
00:29:52,190 --> 00:29:53,642
Woah, woah, woah!
494
00:29:53,643 --> 00:29:56,385
Take it easy. Come on.
495
00:29:56,386 --> 00:30:00,419
Deep breaths now, come on.
496
00:30:00,582 --> 00:30:04,211
Now close your eyes...
497
00:30:04,212 --> 00:30:06,834
imagine you're
somewhere special,
498
00:30:06,835 --> 00:30:10,182
and you're doing something
that makes you happy.
499
00:30:10,183 --> 00:30:13,006
Now think of someone with you...
500
00:30:13,773 --> 00:30:17,807
someone who calms
and soothes you...
501
00:30:18,897 --> 00:30:22,607
'Who do you want that to be?
502
00:30:22,608 --> 00:30:26,642
'Now, this person is going to
help you through this task.
503
00:30:27,570 --> 00:30:31,604
'With this person beside you...
504
00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:35,194
'..you can accomplish anything!'
505
00:30:37,495 --> 00:30:39,511
Open your eyes.
506
00:30:39,512 --> 00:30:41,205
You feel better?
507
00:30:41,206 --> 00:30:43,343
Yes, thank you.
508
00:30:43,344 --> 00:30:47,377
You can do this.
509
00:30:48,911 --> 00:30:52,259
No, I couldn't hang meself,
anyway, I'm a physical coward.
510
00:30:52,260 --> 00:30:53,913
Er...
511
00:30:53,914 --> 00:30:57,947
Frank? Get me the biggest bottle
of paracetamol that they've got.
512
00:30:58,190 --> 00:30:59,884
There's no need!
513
00:30:59,885 --> 00:31:02,869
That raspberry in ours, she's got
her own pharmacy...
514
00:31:02,870 --> 00:31:05,693
paracetamol, diazepam,
tramadol...
515
00:31:05,694 --> 00:31:07,791
Get on our settee.
516
00:31:07,792 --> 00:31:11,341
Makes sense to do it
somewhere safe and comfy...
517
00:31:11,342 --> 00:31:13,358
familiar face holding your hand
518
00:31:13,359 --> 00:31:16,101
as you drift gently
into that good night.
519
00:31:16,102 --> 00:31:17,432
Yeah. Are you sure?
520
00:31:17,433 --> 00:31:19,732
Yeah, course. Just
give us, you know,
521
00:31:19,733 --> 00:31:21,991
half an hour to fuck Patty off
522
00:31:21,992 --> 00:31:26,025
and check that Aidan
and Stella are out.
523
00:31:26,672 --> 00:31:30,584
Non-prescription -
these don't come cheap.
524
00:31:30,585 --> 00:31:33,771
Oh, what cost your Christian soul?
525
00:31:33,772 --> 00:31:36,555
What's the point
if they won't kill him?
526
00:31:36,556 --> 00:31:38,652
He'll still be pissed
and fall asleep!
527
00:31:38,653 --> 00:31:39,419
And then what?
528
00:31:39,420 --> 00:31:41,275
I don't fucking know!
529
00:31:41,276 --> 00:31:45,228
Just buys us time to work on him -
just talk him out of it.
530
00:31:45,229 --> 00:31:49,262
Let him get on with it.
Never feckin' liked him anyway.
531
00:31:49,586 --> 00:31:52,369
Emo's ruin - good old paracetamol.
532
00:31:52,370 --> 00:31:55,556
Even if they get there
in time to save you,
533
00:31:55,557 --> 00:31:58,138
your liver'll pack up
within six months.
534
00:31:59,228 --> 00:32:01,365
Thought everyone was out?
535
00:32:01,366 --> 00:32:04,915
Must be Stella's new... cat.
536
00:32:04,916 --> 00:32:07,537
Fuckin' playing at?!
537
00:32:07,539 --> 00:32:11,572
Start thinking like
a manager, not a doer.
538
00:32:11,895 --> 00:32:15,929
It's Lillian's randomness
that I find most effective.
539
00:32:16,737 --> 00:32:18,995
Visualise your own success.
540
00:32:18,996 --> 00:32:22,747
I'd recommend her to anyone
with a busier than average life.
541
00:32:22,748 --> 00:32:25,813
"If you can't make it good,
at least make it look good."
542
00:32:25,814 --> 00:32:29,322
Bill Gates.
543
00:32:29,323 --> 00:32:31,864
Pissing and shitting
everywhere, it's...!
544
00:32:31,865 --> 00:32:35,898
Brought some more - in case.
545
00:32:37,029 --> 00:32:39,448
DIY paracetamol?
546
00:32:39,449 --> 00:32:43,482
One's misfortune -
two's fucking carelessness!
547
00:32:44,613 --> 00:32:46,831
Oh, God, what are
the chances of that?
548
00:32:46,832 --> 00:32:48,929
All right, Dom. Dom,
come on, come on, come on...
549
00:32:48,930 --> 00:32:49,695
Get off!
550
00:32:49,696 --> 00:32:53,729
Come on! Watch the... cat!
551
00:32:54,537 --> 00:32:55,303
You're taking the piss!
552
00:32:55,304 --> 00:32:57,885
Who do you think you're talking to?!
553
00:32:57,886 --> 00:33:00,588
You're the gobshite
taking the overdose!
554
00:33:00,589 --> 00:33:04,622
Have you any idea what that
does to those left behind?!
555
00:33:05,470 --> 00:33:09,503
Those boards should
never have broke!
556
00:33:19,953 --> 00:33:21,929
Who can I trust?!
557
00:33:21,930 --> 00:33:23,421
Me!
558
00:33:23,422 --> 00:33:25,640
Come on - this is
where it all starts!
559
00:33:25,641 --> 00:33:28,383
Two of us - afraid of nothing!
560
00:33:28,384 --> 00:33:30,602
Get a grip, shithouse!
561
00:33:30,603 --> 00:33:32,418
Why doesn't that appeal?
562
00:33:32,419 --> 00:33:35,766
Look, you... think I want
my dabs on these bottles?!
563
00:33:35,767 --> 00:33:38,219
You go to jail for this shit!
564
00:33:38,663 --> 00:33:39,663
Dom...!
565
00:33:40,285 --> 00:33:43,028
I don't know how to say it.
566
00:33:43,029 --> 00:33:45,206
He hasn't even got a bike.
567
00:33:45,207 --> 00:33:47,667
He has.
568
00:33:47,668 --> 00:33:49,845
I don't want to sound like a slag.
569
00:33:49,846 --> 00:33:53,315
You're asking him to come round,
not speak,
570
00:33:53,316 --> 00:33:55,856
just in case talking
"ruins the moment",
571
00:33:55,857 --> 00:33:58,922
shag you on a one-night stand,
then go back to the way it was.
572
00:33:58,923 --> 00:34:02,755
It's pretty difficult to dress
that up any other way.
573
00:34:02,756 --> 00:34:06,587
Give it here.
574
00:34:06,588 --> 00:34:10,622
Something like this?
575
00:34:10,703 --> 00:34:11,832
Maybe.
576
00:34:11,833 --> 00:34:13,728
It's perfect. Just send it!
577
00:34:13,729 --> 00:34:15,543
I'm scared.
578
00:34:15,544 --> 00:34:19,578
I don't know why you'd rather
him than Warren anyway.
579
00:34:19,579 --> 00:34:21,796
Gone!
580
00:34:21,797 --> 00:34:23,370
The blue ones are in the wash.
581
00:34:23,371 --> 00:34:25,145
What about the grey?
582
00:34:25,146 --> 00:34:27,928
'Perfect. I'm thinking red or black
for me?'
583
00:34:27,929 --> 00:34:29,179
Yeah.
584
00:34:29,180 --> 00:34:33,092
'Aidan. I really want you.'
585
00:34:33,093 --> 00:34:36,723
Yeah, can I call you back?
Someone's at the door.
586
00:34:36,724 --> 00:34:39,386
Yes! Get in!
587
00:34:58,509 --> 00:35:01,695
What difference does it make if I
land on one of them?
588
00:35:01,696 --> 00:35:05,729
Take one of them with me?
589
00:35:06,900 --> 00:35:10,247
What point this life you bestowed?!
590
00:35:10,248 --> 00:35:13,354
This... mind?!
591
00:35:13,355 --> 00:35:17,348
This pointless viscera.
592
00:35:17,349 --> 00:35:21,382
Decaying organs, bones, pumping
blood. It means fuck all!
593
00:35:29,774 --> 00:35:33,807
I'm down to the dregs.
594
00:35:33,808 --> 00:35:37,842
Liquid last supper.
595
00:35:43,531 --> 00:35:47,564
Live with no hope,
wither and die.
596
00:35:48,332 --> 00:35:52,123
Or live with no fear. Grab life.
597
00:35:52,124 --> 00:35:56,157
Both hands. Squeeze the living shit
out of it.
598
00:36:06,284 --> 00:36:10,317
Slainte.
599
00:36:18,467 --> 00:36:21,250
And I can't keep off the toilet.
600
00:36:21,251 --> 00:36:23,227
I've noticed.
601
00:36:23,228 --> 00:36:26,454
Her skirt shouldn't be too short.
602
00:36:26,455 --> 00:36:29,722
Except a bit of thigh gives
the right signal.
603
00:36:29,723 --> 00:36:32,183
And what is Aidan going to be like
afterwards?
604
00:36:32,184 --> 00:36:34,401
What if he turns into some
psycho-stalker?
605
00:36:34,402 --> 00:36:36,418
What if she does?
606
00:36:36,419 --> 00:36:38,234
How's that helping?
607
00:36:38,235 --> 00:36:41,703
Just softens it a bit.
You don't mind?
608
00:36:41,704 --> 00:36:43,438
Have you thought all this through?
609
00:36:43,439 --> 00:36:45,173
You are joking?
610
00:36:45,174 --> 00:36:47,513
Just... Aidan. I'm not convinced.
611
00:36:47,514 --> 00:36:48,642
It's too late.
612
00:36:48,643 --> 00:36:50,740
And I've ordered the rohypnol
in case he's shy.
613
00:36:50,741 --> 00:36:51,950
Not funny.
614
00:36:51,951 --> 00:36:54,290
I thought this was what you wanted.
615
00:36:54,291 --> 00:36:55,823
Kind of.
616
00:36:55,824 --> 00:36:59,857
Good. Cos I need Gloria to sort out
my bikini wax.
617
00:37:01,028 --> 00:37:05,061
Keisha's done it.
618
00:37:08,532 --> 00:37:11,879
And a little bonus for your
performance earlier on.
619
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:13,775
You deserve it.
620
00:37:13,776 --> 00:37:16,156
I learnt a lot about myself.
621
00:37:16,157 --> 00:37:19,988
That's all well and good, but this
is still how you earn a living.
622
00:37:19,989 --> 00:37:22,691
Maybe not for much longer.
623
00:37:22,692 --> 00:37:26,725
Good for you. Turn your business
acumen to any number of things.
624
00:37:28,784 --> 00:37:32,817
Throw in your new "life" skills.
Nothing will stop you.
625
00:37:32,939 --> 00:37:35,197
I'm going to miss you though.
626
00:37:35,198 --> 00:37:38,747
There might be no need. You've got
to act if you want something.
627
00:37:38,748 --> 00:37:41,490
That's right.
628
00:37:41,491 --> 00:37:45,081
No point dwelling, thinking what
might have been.
629
00:37:45,082 --> 00:37:49,034
You can stop now. The test is over.
630
00:37:49,035 --> 00:37:50,890
I know you feel it too.
631
00:37:50,891 --> 00:37:52,423
I need to go.
632
00:37:52,424 --> 00:37:55,691
No, no kissing please!
633
00:37:55,692 --> 00:37:57,385
Let me buy you dinner?
634
00:37:57,386 --> 00:37:58,797
Dinner?!
635
00:37:58,798 --> 00:38:01,137
I want to "shape my own destiny".
636
00:38:01,138 --> 00:38:02,630
And I'm happy for you.
637
00:38:02,631 --> 00:38:06,624
Take control. Let your
rare rose fill you with her scent?
638
00:38:06,625 --> 00:38:08,762
We can get to know each other.
639
00:38:08,763 --> 00:38:10,416
Where?
640
00:38:10,417 --> 00:38:13,240
Maldini's Moston.
641
00:38:13,241 --> 00:38:16,225
I better go home. Freshen up a bit.
642
00:38:16,226 --> 00:38:17,758
You smell OK to me.
643
00:38:17,759 --> 00:38:21,792
Look good. Feel good. You want me
on top form, don't you?
644
00:38:24,617 --> 00:38:27,037
Ravioli. Half price before seven.
645
00:38:27,038 --> 00:38:28,247
Oh, ravioli!
646
00:38:28,248 --> 00:38:29,215
Before seven.
647
00:38:29,216 --> 00:38:33,250
I'll pick you up at six!
648
00:38:34,945 --> 00:38:37,445
Mmmm! Nice.
649
00:38:37,446 --> 00:38:39,624
No mum?
650
00:38:39,625 --> 00:38:42,044
All of a sudden she's gone
squeamish.
651
00:38:42,045 --> 00:38:46,078
Because it's Aidan?
652
00:38:50,194 --> 00:38:52,452
You OK?
653
00:38:52,453 --> 00:38:56,487
Yeah. Never better.
654
00:38:57,859 --> 00:39:01,207
It's Letitia's first time.
655
00:39:01,208 --> 00:39:03,748
Oh...
656
00:39:03,749 --> 00:39:06,048
And we sanction this do we?
657
00:39:06,049 --> 00:39:09,194
Well, Avril's opted for experience
over true love,
658
00:39:09,195 --> 00:39:11,655
so you need to make yourself scarce.
659
00:39:11,656 --> 00:39:13,067
Right.
660
00:39:13,068 --> 00:39:16,375
I think you should get some...
661
00:39:16,376 --> 00:39:17,545
help.
662
00:39:17,546 --> 00:39:20,934
Oh, no. No need.
663
00:39:20,935 --> 00:39:23,234
This bullshit's over.
664
00:39:23,235 --> 00:39:27,268
I'm as clear as I've ever been.
665
00:39:28,197 --> 00:39:32,190
Fuck guilt...
666
00:39:32,191 --> 00:39:36,224
Fuck God.
667
00:39:39,573 --> 00:39:43,606
I'm living for me.
668
00:39:50,264 --> 00:39:54,136
His wife might not like the idea.
669
00:39:54,137 --> 00:39:56,637
Who says he's married?!
670
00:39:56,638 --> 00:40:00,671
Come on! Statistically,
90% of them are.
671
00:40:01,237 --> 00:40:05,270
Even if he is, she can't mess
with what's meant to be.
672
00:40:14,671 --> 00:40:17,333
Oh, aye. Sniffing your pits,
must be serious.
673
00:40:17,334 --> 00:40:19,148
I'm meeting Letitia.
674
00:40:19,149 --> 00:40:20,762
What, round here?
675
00:40:20,763 --> 00:40:23,989
Watch a film or something.
Our DVD's broke.
676
00:40:23,990 --> 00:40:25,240
Gloria said we could.
677
00:40:25,241 --> 00:40:28,023
I wondered why she was here earlier.
She didn't tell you?
678
00:40:28,024 --> 00:40:30,968
That older kid with the souped-up
hairdryer?
679
00:40:30,969 --> 00:40:32,542
Warren?
680
00:40:32,543 --> 00:40:34,841
Yeah, that's him. About an hour ago.
681
00:40:34,842 --> 00:40:37,342
She was a bit unsure but he talked
her into it.
682
00:40:37,343 --> 00:40:40,771
Bit of a smooth operator.
683
00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:42,869
Haven't you got a girlfriend?
684
00:40:42,870 --> 00:40:46,903
If she's still speaking to me.
685
00:40:47,792 --> 00:40:50,575
Well, it can get messy so close
to home.
686
00:40:50,576 --> 00:40:53,318
Once you take that step it changes
everything.
687
00:40:53,319 --> 00:40:57,352
Never go back to being mates.
688
00:40:59,532 --> 00:41:02,475
Easy come.
689
00:41:02,476 --> 00:41:06,510
Easy go.
690
00:41:17,968 --> 00:41:19,460
Still no sign of him?
691
00:41:19,461 --> 00:41:22,526
I thought you were going to bed?
692
00:41:22,527 --> 00:41:26,560
Don't worry, I won't intrude.
693
00:41:26,682 --> 00:41:30,352
So what's your dad's take on all
of this?
694
00:41:30,353 --> 00:41:34,386
I don't think he knows.
695
00:41:38,099 --> 00:41:40,518
How long are you going to give him?
696
00:41:40,519 --> 00:41:41,688
Not much more.
697
00:41:41,689 --> 00:41:43,100
That might look a bit keen.
698
00:41:43,101 --> 00:41:45,763
That's what I was thinking.
699
00:41:45,764 --> 00:41:49,797
Do I know him?
700
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:51,693
Aidan.
701
00:41:51,694 --> 00:41:55,041
Well, he's a very lucky lad.
702
00:41:55,042 --> 00:41:59,076
There's got to be some explanation
then, eh?
703
00:42:00,045 --> 00:42:04,078
Probably his girlfriend.
704
00:42:09,203 --> 00:42:12,429
So how come Aidan if it's all about
"experience"?
705
00:42:12,430 --> 00:42:15,374
Mum was the one going on about that.
706
00:42:15,375 --> 00:42:17,754
Sometimes mums knows best.
707
00:42:17,755 --> 00:42:19,287
You reckon?
708
00:42:19,288 --> 00:42:23,321
Yeah. Definitely.
709
00:42:23,645 --> 00:42:27,033
You know, I can tell you some
of the benefits if you really want.
710
00:42:27,034 --> 00:42:30,704
Like not getting stuck
on a bra strap?
711
00:42:30,705 --> 00:42:34,738
The truly experienced man should
always execute that manoeuvre
712
00:42:35,385 --> 00:42:36,755
with his teeth.
713
00:42:40,105 --> 00:42:43,412
Fingers and thumbs are for...
714
00:42:43,413 --> 00:42:47,446
the really delicate stuff.
715
00:42:52,490 --> 00:42:56,523
"Build it and he will come."
716
00:42:57,775 --> 00:43:00,436
I know what I need to do.
717
00:43:00,437 --> 00:43:04,470
Forget all this hocus-pocus
bollocks. Golden rule number one.
718
00:43:04,834 --> 00:43:08,666
If I focus on the future...
Rule number one!
719
00:43:08,667 --> 00:43:10,239
Lillian.
720
00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:12,498
Never fall for a punter.
721
00:43:12,499 --> 00:43:13,789
Never!
722
00:43:13,790 --> 00:43:16,089
My looks won't last much longer.
723
00:43:16,090 --> 00:43:20,123
More than all of us, you know this
isn't the place to find love.
724
00:43:21,899 --> 00:43:24,319
I can tell Malcolm's different.
725
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:28,192
We pretend they're special
for their benefit.
726
00:43:28,193 --> 00:43:30,612
It gets dangerous if we blur
the boundaries.
727
00:43:30,613 --> 00:43:32,912
Let them live with the denial,
728
00:43:32,913 --> 00:43:35,574
live that lie every day,
skulking around
729
00:43:35,575 --> 00:43:38,075
behind their wives'
and girlfriends' backs.
730
00:43:38,076 --> 00:43:42,110
He's the same as all the others.
731
00:43:43,563 --> 00:43:47,314
So why say I'm a rose?
732
00:43:47,315 --> 00:43:51,348
So you'd try your hardest?
733
00:43:53,084 --> 00:43:54,858
I'll show him.
734
00:43:54,859 --> 00:43:58,892
Thinks I'm a mug?
Receipt for Malcolm Palmer.
735
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:03,370
Got it.
736
00:44:03,371 --> 00:44:04,459
Visa? Mastercard?
737
00:44:04,460 --> 00:44:05,871
Visa.
738
00:44:05,872 --> 00:44:09,663
4921... 81...
739
00:44:09,664 --> 00:44:13,698
Look. The best way,
whether he went...
740
00:44:18,903 --> 00:44:22,936
Bloody hell is that?!
741
00:44:23,744 --> 00:44:25,921
Excuse me?
742
00:44:25,922 --> 00:44:28,181
"Dildos"? What's that?
743
00:44:28,182 --> 00:44:32,215
Nobody plays Lillian Tyler.
744
00:44:34,999 --> 00:44:39,033
'40 years of faith and trust
and belief, for what?'
745
00:44:39,881 --> 00:44:42,825
'What good did the sacrifice do?'
746
00:44:42,826 --> 00:44:46,698
'What have I contributed to the grand
sum of the human well-being?
747
00:44:46,699 --> 00:44:48,715
'Not a fucking jot.'
748
00:44:48,716 --> 00:44:51,418
'I could mourn the lost time,
say it was a waste,
749
00:44:51,419 --> 00:44:55,290
'but that's not true. I got something
from it, I got me,
750
00:44:55,291 --> 00:44:57,671
'I got the tools I carry, that makes
me the man I am today.
751
00:44:57,672 --> 00:45:00,575
'And that puts me in a good place.
752
00:45:00,576 --> 00:45:03,883
'To wreak some fucking havoc.'
753
00:45:03,884 --> 00:45:07,918
I hope you're gone by the morning.
754
00:45:08,725 --> 00:45:12,759
See? I told you.
755
00:45:14,979 --> 00:45:17,438
I'm good.
756
00:45:42,610 --> 00:45:46,401
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00:46:08,593 --> 00:46:10,892
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759
00:46:10,893 --> 00:46:14,644
Somebody's popped their cherry!
760
00:46:14,645 --> 00:46:16,338
Front door and back.
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