All language subtitles for Vanderpump Rules – S3E15

Previously on Vanderpump Rules... You
know the whole Vegas thing? I wasn't

completely honest. I actually did, like,
make out with that girl.

I'm sitting here trying to talk about
marriage with you. You're not even ready

for a girlfriend.

You're together.

I'm not bringing a date to the wedding,
no. Speaking of you not having a date,

if you just so happen to want to maybe
go together. Oh, nice try. Together.

Nice try.

Positive. That's right.

I think I should go there and confront
him.

Seeing Anne -Marie for the first time,
this Miami girl, she looks like the kind

of girl that Tom would pick out to have
sex with. Karma is a bitch.

We had sex.

No, we did not. Yes, we did.

Kristen, I'm getting married next week.
I don't need to deal with this. You say

you're my friend and you blindside me
with this? Tom, stop. Not me.

You've actually orchestrated this whole
thing. I am not taking blame for this.

Kristen, I've had enough of your
bullshit. As far as I'm concerned,

here socially and you're fired from Sir
Reston and it's done.

How are you?

Good, how are you?

You getting nervous?

Every day's different.

Some days they're nervous, some days
they're excited.

I just can't believe it's been over a
year since I got engaged here.

Is it really?

And now it's this weekend.

You really love him, don't you? I do.

Sheena, will you marry me?

Of course I will. Oh, my God.

Oh.

My eyelashes are coming off.

I love you.

I'm so happy for Sheena.

She loves this man truly, deeply, and
honestly.

I have no idea why you're having a
rehearsal dinner, sir, but today I get

my employee discount, and there are 40
people coming to this dinner. That is

cheap. So the wedding, who's organized
all this? I do have a wedding

named Danielle, but I've pretty much
planned this whole thing myself. I had

many ideas of what I wanted. You've been
planning this since you were like two

years old. Of course. The cost isn't
getting carried away, is it?

A little bit. What do you mean? My
lawsuit settled.

Really? Yeah. A couple summers ago, I
got hurt and went through this whole

lawsuit, finally got a settlement, which
worked out perfectly because our

initial budget was $30 ,000.

We've kind of tripled that.

You are going to love the flowers.

Huge hydrangeas, light pink roses, white
flowers. Oh, beautiful.

We have crystals. So the whole color
scheme is pink and white. Yes. So what I

was thinking, to go with the pink
flowers and gold diamonds. You're only

to offer about the sangria again, are
you? I mean, only like 300 bottles.

300? In bucket.

I can't afford the shit that I want, but
I want what I want. So figure out a way

to get it. You know what?

Pandy's going to sort that out. What
else?

We're going to Hawaii for our honeymoon.
I've never been. I'm so excited.

That's exactly how you should feel. But
I am nervous, though.

So what are you nervous about?

Kristen. Well, then why invite her?

I mean, it's so rude to uninvite her
days before the wedding.

Well, listen, it's hard for me because
I'm slightly biased.

When you fire somebody, you always feel
bad. And I always ask myself, could I

have done more? But I don't think I
could have done in Kristen's case. You

lead a horse to water, but you can't
make it drink.

Unless it's Kristen who drinks
everything.

I didn't know if you were going to tell
me to uninvite her.

I can't tell you to. I could suggest it.
Yes.

We've got Ariana's dire wolf here.

The girl right now.

What's going on back there? This reminds
me of old times. I know. Look at who's

coming over yonder.

Happy last day of freedom. Happy last
day of freedom. One vagina for the rest

your life. Way to go, man.

I definitely don't ever bring up getting
married to Ariana, but when it has been

brought up to us, she doesn't get mad
like she would have in the past. You

maybe because she's never been with
somebody like me before.

Here's what I brought for you, Shay.

Oh, no. Is that champagne?

Better not be.

Oh, dude. Oh, my God.

Are you kidding me? Let's pour a little
out for Shay. I definitely want to get

engaged and married and have kids. I
want all that shit.

But I just don't want it right now.
Shay, you're the first one of us to grow

And probably the last.

I'm scared.

You ready to get some shaves and some
haircuts?

Can we bring these in? We can do
whatever the fuck we want, dude. He's

married.

That's what paperback is for. It
actually makes it legal. I mean, come

just makes sense. Nothing goes better
than malt liquor and straight razor.

So maybe start with like a four to a
three and just see what he's doing.

I've taken it upon myself to be Shay's
personal stylist for the wedding.

Not to brag, but he's in pretty good
hands.

Shay, what's going on in that head of
yours, man? How you feeling? You

No, not yet. I'll be nervous tomorrow.

You're going to cry.

I don't want to talk about it. It's good
to crash your wedding.

I'm never going to experience that.

Your own wedding? No, God no. I can
barely keep a girlfriend.

I don't know. It's just the word
marriage. No.

Pretty sick.

You guys are missing it right now.

Awesome.

I don't go to the hair salon to talk
sports, politics, or women.

I'm at the hair salon to talk about
hair.

Look at that.

Look at baby's butt. It's going to match
your butt now. Do nothing, man. I love

it. Perfect.

I love it. It's going to feel great on
Ariana's vagina.

Crunch time. This weekend is going to be
amazing. All of

our family's already in town for the
rehearsal dinner.

I have a sleepover with all the girls at
the venue Saturday and then Sunday when

the magic happens.

I think I've met your father.

I'm excited.

I'm very excited for my daughter.

Thank you very much for taking care of
her. All right, so we're doing shots

later? No, no, no, no.

What up?

What's up?

I think it's both that Christmas and
Aladdin stuff. So what are you doing

tonight?

Drink, like, four bottles of wine.

Maybe even make some ways to better
consume it all.

Oh.

You know, it's like my number one
teammate's gone and I'm left here with

assholes. It sucks.

This looks lovely.

Yeah, we're just grabbing, dude.

Cool.

Are you two happy together?

Oh, my gosh.

Are you going to be nice?

Yeah. Don't say it.

Don't say it.

She's been saying it all day. I'm a
little envious of Gina because the man I

want to marry isn't ready to fully grow
up.

keeps blaming not wanting to get married
on the fact that he wants to be settled

first, and I don't find it to be a
viable excuse any longer.

I just stay next to Shane, and I won't
feel awkward.

Yeah, you have a cigarette?

Yeah, yeah, let me grab one. I'll come
right back. Cool, cool.

I made a decision in Miami to let
everything that happened with Shane go.

I never thought I would actually feel
this way, but I stopped hating the guy

just started feeling bad for him.

So what's up?

Well, I'm sure you heard about Anne
-Marie coming in here.

Hi. Hey.

Do you mind if I get a coffee, Mom? Can
you get a chance?

Go ahead and take care of the people
down at the end.

Nothing screams guilt like this.

Kristen had everything to do with that
girl coming out here. She went out of

way to f***ing do it and to make it
happen. For what?

We were broken up.

So you didn't s**t that girl?

No. So even though she's sent and she's
described three little f**king details?

Anne -Marie went into very small details
about Tom Scott. And I mean very small.

Her details are wrong.

Whatever happened between me and this
girl or didn't happen, it doesn't

matter. It's not my business. It doesn't
matter. It's not Kristen's business.

It's not your business. But she says it
matters to her because she's been called

a liar.

Who cares?

I don't.

Two days before Kristen set up this Anna
Marie thing, she texted me.

She says, hey.

Didn't want to bug you. You're busy out,
so maybe we could shoot this weekend or

something. What's that mean? Like, hang
out. Like, grab a drink.

I think it's f***ed up, man.

Dude, this isn't normal. I know that.
It's not normal.

You're right. It's not normal. I see how
you are with Kristen.

You don't f***ing deserve this, man.

And I don't want you to go back and tell
Kristen until after the wedding. No

way.

Dude, I don't keep from her. I tell her
everything.

I'm sure you do.

It's not me to do vindictive things to
purposely hurt Kristen, but I'm at the

point now where I just don't give a... I
don't want you to fall for the same

bulls**t I did. I was with her for six
years.

I know there's certain things that she
cannot help to do.

Watch what happens at the wedding. Watch
the way she acts at the wedding.

I mean, I'm trying to help James out,
but...

Kristen has gotten so far into his head
that he doesn't trust my motive.

I don't know what to say, man. It's your
funeral.

Dude, thank you for chatting with me.
Yeah, of course, man.

I'm sorry. Thank you. No, it's all good.

Everybody, I'm just here to wish a happy
toast to this couple.

I've seen her change from a beautiful
young girl into this gorgeous young

and I know that she has truly found the
love of her life.

Coming up. Tom came up to show me text
messages.

It's going to take me time that I don't
go through little spells of like giving

it.

So

pretty.

I know, it's so nice. I feel like we're
on vacation.

It looks like it's painted.

The wedding venue is...

Spectacular. It's very Southern
California. You're only 30 minutes

.A., which is insane to me.

Where, like, do you guys, like, enter
from? Are you going to walk down this

So, I'm coming through the gates.

Yeah. And then going around the
fountain, up the stairs, and across the

Having the wedding on a Sunday not only
makes it easier for all of my friends to

work weekends, but it's also half off.

And where are you standing, up there,
too?

Yeah, all the bridesmaids and then all
the groomsmen. There's the bride.

Getting a visual of what I like and
don't like.

What do you not like?

I don't know why there are like eight
random chairs in the gazebo. You're

to have your singers there. Well, I
mean, I would prefer, honestly, to have

up here. Most wedding coordinators I
looked into were $10 ,000 to $15 ,000.

That's not in my budget.

We need extension cords because I think
the outlet is here. I found Danielle

actually on Instagram.

Thankfully, she was only 3 ,000. This
person, they're not going to see her

everyone's standing. I don't think it's
going to be a problem.

Because I know exactly what I want. Her
only job is to make that happen.

Is this fountain going to be on or off
tomorrow?

On. With flowers in it. It just gets
kind of noisy. Would you be able to have

on while people were...

Arriving? Yeah. Okay, and then we'll
turn it off before the ceremony starts

because that's distracting. I think it
should be off for the ceremony.

Yes.

300 bottles of champagne.

This one.

Ooh. Those are nice.

Hey. Hi.

Team Pandora's here. Okay.

My car is chock full. Like there is no
room left in it.

And all back there.

So I'm not paying for this? No.

I am giving this to you.

Awesome. That's the best present ever.

One thing with my friends, and
especially my side of the family, is we

drink. So we need unlimited amounts of
alcohol.

Do you own flip -flops? Growing up with
my mother, if it's not a three -inch

kettle, it's a disease.

Oh, it's going to be so fun. I can't
believe it.

Already here. It's here.

Shane's getting married.

Hi.

Yeah, I'm going to get this date.

And I'll just, like, do, like, a
vegetarian platter of some sort,

recommend. Thank you. Thank you so much.

Have a nice night.

It was kind of uncomfortable, to be
honest.

Tom came up to me, and he was like, hey,
man, you want to, like, have a talk

real quick?

He pulled the whole, you're a good guy,
James, you know, you don't deserve this,

man. Deserve what, exactly?

You don't deserve the s*** that I have
to go through.

I said, listen, I can handle Kristen for
myself, thank you. And what is there to

handle? He claimed to say that you only
got with me in spite of him.

For this long, too.

I don't want you to go back and tell
Kristen until after the wedding. No way.

Dude, I don't keep s*** from her. I tell
her everything.

I'm sure you do. What right do you have
to ambush my boyfriend when I'm not even

there to defend myself?

I'm f***ing livid.

Tom thinks I'm so obsessed with his
life.

Clearly he's the one obsessed with my
life because why is he taking you aside

convince you not to be with me?

I don't know. So he just kept throwing
shit at me and honestly it just kept

making me feel more uncomfortable.

He goes to show me text messages of you
basically saying that you wanted to hang

out with him, go get a drink. I have the
same text. I literally have every

single text message I have ever sent
him.

Call it my ego, call it my whatever it
is. I'm a f***ing guy. And Kristen

shouldn't be texting him anything, quite
frankly, especially if you're telling

me that you love me.

When I first heard Super S***, you said
it meant hang out.

It can mean that. No, I didn't ask him
to hang up. It can mean that, but there

was a winky face after, which pissed me
off.

The tongue sticking out emoji.

That is what you do when you try to keep
things light. You send stupid emojis,

so it's not a heavy, intense
conversation.

Yeah. James needs to get over it. I
wasn't trying to meet at, like, the no

motel. I was just trying to be friends.

Anything having to do with Tom, I
understand why it bothers you, and I

clear that...

It's going to take me time that I don't
go through little spells of, like,

giving it.

You know?

It just throws me out.

Well, the wedding's going to be a blast.

Well, we're just going to have to see
tomorrow, right?

So I had something special made.

For everyone.

It's fragile.

Andrea.

They're so cute.

Daisy.

My bridesmaids are some of my closest
friends.

Brooke. For them. To be here and be a
part of the biggest day of my life just

means so much to me. Oh, my God.

Just because you're not a bridesmaid
doesn't mean you don't get a special

Yours is a VIP.

Solo cup and a bottle of tequila.

This is by far the... Oh, my God. That
is awesome.

Oh, my God, you win.

You do win.

Sorry, ladies.

I definitely did not think this was
going to happen.

I didn't think you would even be at my
wedding a month ago. No, that's what I'm

saying. I did not think I was going to
be here. I mean, I'm definitely happy I

am, but, like, I think I told you I
hated you.

I'm better than this, and I'm better
than you. So, my own boyfriend is

up for the whore in there.

And I said you were annoying and up
Stassi's ass.

Yeah, and I was just like, let's revisit
all of this.

And then what did you say?

Katie and I have been very...

Up and down in our friendship since the
day I've known her.

We're finally back in a good place right
now. All it really took was for her to

pull her head out of Stassi's ass.

And you know what? It smells a lot
better out here now.

You're going to go to bed, aren't you?
Good night's sleep.

Yeah. Can't even believe you're getting
married tomorrow.

I know. We love Chase, but we're
grateful to have him. I never had that

now I do.

It's going to be wonderful tomorrow.

Everything's going to be good.

Now that the wedding's almost here, I've
been so emotional in the best way

possible. I love you.

I love you. Go to sleep. I love you.

But nothing can prepare me for the
actual wedding and emotions that I'm

will come out still.

Last night as a single girl.

Sleep with Ariana.

I'm ready.

I've been waiting for you for, like,
forever.

Just kidding. I'm not naked.

Damn it. I got all excited.

She just teased me like that.

I'm going to be snuggling up with Shay
for the rest of my life. So tonight, I'm

going to have one last fling with
Ariana.

Scandalous.

Oh, my God. Tomorrow.

It's going to be really beautiful.

Everything's going to be great.

It's going to be perfect.

Big spoon or little spoon?

Okay. Good night.

Good night.

I love you.

I love you more.

Coming up.

I just called Kristen. I don't feel
comfortable with her being in the place

I'm staying in. She's not going to
exchange you for my wedding.

I'll drink now because I would say after
4 p .m. It's going to be impossible.

Cheers!

Hello!

Hi!

On kind of a tight timeline, have
stylist here ready to come in and pamper

do hair and makeup and everything.

So, we have four hours to get beautiful.

I have no idea how many things went
wrong at my wedding that I didn't know

about. Like your cake? My cake showing
up.

White cake, nothing on it. I didn't know
that.

Oh, my tablecloth showed up the wrong
color.

My mother was like, don't tell her.
Stuff it with pink roses.

Look at the camera, Sheena.

Beautiful.

I'm such an idiot.

I have a whole boudoir album for Shea.

That's in my apartment. Oh.

That was his wedding gift, and I didn't
bring it.

I did this amazing, sexy boudoir photo
shoot for Saif, and I wanted him to have

it on our wedding so he always remembers
how awesome I look the day of our

wedding, because who knows what I'll
look like after a few kids.

Pandora would not believe what I did.

What did you do? I left Shae's wedding
present in my bedroom.

How do we get it? I'm going to call
Jack.

Answer the phone.

I'm going to call Kristen.

Does she have a key to your apartment?
No, I'm going to call security and be

like, my friend Kristen Doty, you can
check her ID, needs to get something for

my apartment.

Okay.

Hey, do you think you guys could do me
the biggest favor?

I left Shay's wedding present in my
apartment.

Is there any way you guys can swing by?

And get that for me?

Yes. Thank you so much.

Have a nice day.

I don't feel comfortable with her being
in the place that I'm staying in. She's

the only person I could think of who
hadn't left yet who would be willing to

and get this for me. She's like show up
at your house with a knife and stab you

status at this point. As crazy as
Kristen is, she's not going to come in

shank you at my wedding.

She's texted me a lot of really nice
things in the last two days, and I don't

think I'm going to have an issue with
her at all. Of course she did. Not

something I care to deal with today. I'm
in zen mode.

Kristen's proven to be mentally unstable
multiple times.

You can't act like I don't have a point.
You don't have to deal with it. I'm

just, you know, verbalizing.

You're not going to, like, convince
somebody to fly across the country and

to ruin people's lives.

And then four days later come and hang
out like it's all cool. Trust me, I

She's a wedding guest. She can go away
with the wedding guest. Then that's

Hello, hello.

What's up, dude? What's up, man? How you
doing? Good.

No, man. Got some shave hands on. Yeah.

Okay, let's start getting ready.

Oh, my God. I'm getting married.

Dude. I know.

Feels like I'm getting dressed for my
funeral right now.

Getting dressed for your funeral right
now?

I'm actually not even nervous.

As my fingers are shaking, as I'm trying
to button this, I'm like, I'm not

nervous at all.

This is one of the thickest tux jackets.

I've ever laid eyes on.

I told Shay for his wedding gift I was
going to get him the thickest jacket.

It's not only white, it has this nice
sheen to it that just exudes class,

elegance, and pizzazz.

Ooh, I can't see here.

He is such a cool guy, and there's
nothing that feels better than

doing something really cool for a really
cool person.

Dude, I want to look at it.

Take it off.

Oh, that's cool. That's really cool.

So look, this is... So it's like, this
is the wedding,

and then the tie comes undone, and then
the collar lifts up.

Pop the collar up.

That's dope.

You look so good.

So what are we doing today?

I want a lot of makeup. This has to last
me until 2 a .m. Perfect.

Come in.

Got it.

Life saver.

Oh, my God. Thank you so much.

Should I just put it maybe on the top
shelf right here?

Put it in my bedroom, please.

This is my mission.

Show up.

Give Sheena the present, get my hair and
makeup done, and ignore the f*** out of

Ariana and Katie.

Ariana, are you okay?

Oh, yeah, I'm just ready to get the f***
out of this house.

Like, kind of physically uncomfortable,
it makes me feel.

And people are like, come on, you're
overreacting.

Should I talk to you? Should I do hair
and makeup first? I'm going to take off

what I have right now.

We're all, like, getting out of here in
the next, like, 15 minutes. Okay.

So I don't even know who's available.

I'm going to get dressed.

I'll see you guys in a few.

I get that Kristen helped Sheena out by
getting Shae's present for the wedding.

But I don't understand how she thinks
that that means she gets this royal

treatment. I feel like whoever's around
can do my hair.

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Yeah, I think Natalie, Alexis, or
whoever is still probably going to be in

Okay. And thank you so much for getting
that. So easy.

Kristen is a loose cannon half the time,
and she's a great friend half the time.

She came through.

Thank God.

Thank you.

All right.

Okay, I love you.

Sheena and I have to go. We're getting
dressed in the suite.

Where are the shot glasses?

Anybody?

Shot glasses.

Yep, got them. Thank you.

I'm ready.

See you guys soon.

Bye.

You're ready.

Do you think the easiest way to go, like
around?

I don't.

How do we get there?

I think this was the way if I recollect.

Was it this way?

No, we're upstairs.

I have no idea.

Right? Why is no one here to help me?
Seriously.

Seriously. Don't know where the f*** I'm
going.

Trying to get married.

Oh my gosh, this is silly. Where's our
coordinator?

I'm going to be out of breath before I
even walk down the aisle.

Yeah, I have to do this in my wedding
dress.

Holy crap, why does the bridal suite
have to be the furthest room in the

up and down stairs?

Right here, Bo?

I'm sorry.

I mean, you look good, too.

Thank you.

You want to meet your future husband
here? Yeah.

Come on.

You got any prospects?

I could throw a stone right now and hit
her better prospects, so you should

probably shut your mouth.

Oh, my gosh, it's so hot. It's so hot.

Here's the deal with me and Carmen.
Carmen is not my date.

at the wedding.

Carmen's kind of in a phase right now
where she's just trying to make me earn

it. So she's being really, really tough
on me.

I just think it's going to take a little
schmoozing and a little Jack's charm.

So beautiful.

It's amazing here.

Hold my hat. Hold my frickin' hat.

Hi! Hi!

Can I sit with them? I'll be the fifth
wheel.

I could not be more impressed with what
Sheena has pulled together for this

wedding.

It is every bit as beautiful as
Pandora's wedding was. From the

mountain backdrop, the fountain, the
flowers, the rose petals. And I know

Pandora spent a lot more on her.

Sorry, Pandora.

I don't know what she's borrowed from
who, but she really has managed to pull

all together. This girl has made her
fairytale wedding dream come true.

Hi. Hi.

Out of the 310 guests that are at the
wedding, the first person I see is

Kristen. She actually looks very
sophisticated.

You can put lipstick on a Kristen, but
it's still a Kristen.

Coming up. Where is she? I'm not done
anymore.

She thinks she's changed her mind.

No, no. I'm not coming out.

I really don't see anybody else getting
married in this group anytime soon. I'm

going a little bit more of the Clooney
path.

I'm going to put a few more years under
my belt before I marry my...

Human rights lawyer.

I don't feel a nail.

I ain't got toes to match.

These things will be in my mouth later.

A human rights lawyer? How boring is
that?

What are you talking about at night?

I mean, everybody knows George Clooney
is the biggest playboy in Hollywood.

probably like, you know what? I know
she's not going to cheat on me.

I'm like, don't do it. Don't do it.

Don't do it. He's dated so much hotter
girls.

You go to bed with a human rights
lawyer?

Could you imagine the feck?

I put my dress on. Yay!

I have the hottest bridal party ever.

Here's to no tears until I walk down the
aisle.

Yay!

Happy Shade Day.

So good.

Yes, now we're ready.

Okay.

Whoa.

Oh, my God.

Auntie.

So for whoever doesn't know, my auntie
made this dress from scratch. I custom

made my wedding dress. I wanted
something different.

I wear crop tops all the time. That's,
like, my thing. So I'm like, why not

a wedding dress crop top? So I designed
it, and then my auntie put it all

together, and she made the dress for me
exactly the way I wanted it.

Once in a lifetime.

What part of no tears do people not cry?
No one's crying.

Literally, it says it all. It's all
happening.

What time is it? A quarter to six.

Okay, we got to go.

I've had two shots.

I think that's good.

My day is going to be everything I've
ever dreamed of and more.

And it's just going to be perfect.

Fireball kicked in.

Guys, he's working at a store right now.
I feel like everybody's here. The

owners are even here.

Is it even open today?

No, they're closed.

They closed here today? They did.

It is a national holiday.

It just says Shane Cena's Wedding on
there. Shane Cena's Wedding. I'm sorry,

are now closed. We are now closed for
Shane Cena's Wedding.

This is going to be good.

By the way, I always have a hand mirror
close by.

You can always count on Tom for the
necessities.

I don't mind being predictable.

What time is this wedding supposed to
start?

Sheena's probably going crazy.

Maybe it was all because of Santa at
all.

I need the strong stuff.

What if he's twirling his hair?

He's probably like, hold on one last
second.

I spent a lot of time getting dressed
up, done up, hair done.

I might be a little bit of a pain in the
ass, but for the wedding, I mean, these

photos are going to be around forever.

That's how I justify it.

Don't make eye contact with him when
he's doing his hair. Yeah, I try. It

him up. I get nervous.

I get nervous.

Oh, my God. I'm going to kill these
guys.

Well, they might be in position.

Let's just walk down and see.

I don't want you to see them. Stay here.
Stay here. Yeah, we'll just... We know

where to go, Danielle. If you can just
be down there and do it.

What the... I should be walking down the
aisle.

Seriously, tell them to hurry.

I know. Relax. Take a breath.

All right, well, I'm not going to waste
time standing up here, so... Why are the

guys not ready? My wedding coordinator
does not have all of her s*** together.

Are you f***ing kidding me? Why is this
taking... This is ridiculous.

Where is she?

Where is she, Jake?

She's getting impatient.

I know the feeling.

Yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go,
let's go.

Go. Gina, stay up there. The guys are
coming in right now, so stay up there.

Coming in where?

We're down here.

I'm not going back up. No. They can go
around.

Go in that room, then. Come here. Go in
that room.

I'm supposed to be a princess today.

I look like a princess. I feel like a
princess. Why the am I standing in a

closet? Tell them to go now. I don't
understand why this is so difficult.

What's going on? She's really
frustrated. Oh, just trying to get out

house. Okay, well, they need to get out
now. They're working on it.

I have 300 guests who are waiting for
the ceremony to start. I'm hiding in

closet with no air conditioning by the
way like what the i'm literally i'm

i'm not zen anymore

don't i still have a really far walk

She's like 20 minutes late. Maybe he
changed his mind.

I don't think so.

Dude, he looks good.

Is Shay gone? Yeah, Shay's gone. Let's
go. I got you. Let's go.

Let's go.

Where do I go? You're following me.

You want me to hold that for right now,
baby? You're okay?

You're not holding anything?

No, I'll hold it for you.

Okay, I don't even... Hold on.

They should get married, too.

Okay.

Just stay for two seconds. Okay.

You ready to hold this, baby? Yeah, one
sec.

Wait, wait.

Oh, my God.

I'm not f***ing ready.

I don't know who the f*** gave Tina the
cue to start singing, but I'm not in

place. What am I going to do? Run down
the aisle?

No, no, no, no, no. Have her stop and
start over.

Seriously. No, no, I'm not going out.

Everybody's already standing out. Relax,
that's ridiculous.

No, this is ridiculous.

Let anybody hear you. Make her stop
singing.

This is so annoying.

I'm really pissed off right now. I
should not be pissed off right now.

giving her the cue?

I don't know who gave her the cue. I was
all the way back there. My dress was

tangled. Okay, Daniel, we just need to
get there and keep trying to start

Seriously? Like, this is really stuff.

There's a part in the song, and if I'm
not there for that part in the song,

that just ruins everything I've been
planning forever.

So, stop.

Can't you just give her the look?

I can't see her from here.

Okay, so we're just gonna wait for her
to finish the whole song.

This is ridiculous.

This is so annoying.

Or she's got to sing it again. She needs
to sing it again. She's got to sing it

again. Tell her to start again now.

Thanks, wedding coordinator, for...
Coming up, your only job. I don't

why anyone gave her a cue to start
singing.

She's coming, right? She didn't just,
like, get on a horse and ride away,

300 people, all dressed up.

There's a groom standing up there.

The only thing that's missing is a
bride.

When I say ready, that means go.

No, I'm not coming up.

Coming up.

I planned this.

So meticulously.

She needs to sing it again. She's got to
sing it again.

Tell her to start again now.

I've planned this so meticulously.

Why would they give her a cue when I'm
not even ready?

Like, this is really f***ed up.

The French would say déjà vu. I guess
the song's so nice that Tina's singing

twice.

When Sheena comes out, she looks...

Amazing. I mean, Sheena can wear a brown
bag and she looks absolutely stunning.

Sheena looks like a crop top bride
angel.

She looks breathtaking.

I guess we're doing this.

Michael, would you repeat after me?

I, Michael.

I, Michael. Choose you, Sheena. Choose
you, Sheena. To be my wife.

To be my wife.

Sheena, would you please repeat after
me?

I, Sheena.

I, Sheena.

Choose you, Michael.

Choose you, Michael.

To be my husband.

To be my husband.

To have a new home.

In sickness and in health.

Through the good times.

And through the hard times.

For richer.

Or for poorer.

What's your story?

And only you, as long as I shall live.

I now declare you to be husband and
wife.

You may kiss your bride.

This moment is perfect. It's everything

I've ever wanted and more. I would smile
right now, but the Botox is not letting

me. And now present to you, Mr.

and Mrs.

Michael Shea.

I'm so happy for Sheena. She really
created something absolutely gorgeous

she can be proud of. And I think that
she's his princess, and that's where she

wants to be. Hey, I can relate.

Next time on Vanderpump Rules... She
never likes me. I've never liked her

attitude.

When I saw Shay up on the altar, I can
picture myself up there.

I'll show you how much I love you and
everything. I just got you a little

something.

This is not the part I wanted to come
out to. The whole reception, everyone's

leaving. All the songs I wanted to dance
to were already played. It's just not

what I wanted. Everything that was
supposed to happen has not happened. I

to do everything right now.

That's a crop top, curled crop top, two
-piece wedding dress.

It's like a dainty girl.

What did you expect?

At the wedding, you said you were
staying the night. You said that the

time. No, I didn't.

All the couples going for a dance, take
Kristen to Jack's.

When James drinks, he skips past that
whole happy drunk thing.

Where are you guys going?

Kristen, how do you f***ing do this to
me? You and I, we're done.

We're done then, Kristen, because you're
f***ing unmanageable.

You're a flying slut and you f***
everybody else up.

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