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Previously on Vanderpump Rules... You know the whole Vegas thing? I wasn't

completely honest. I actually did, like, make out with that girl.

I'm sitting here trying to talk about marriage with you. You're not even ready

for a girlfriend.

You're together.

I'm not bringing a date to the wedding, no. Speaking of you not having a date,

if you just so happen to want to maybe go together. Oh, nice try. Together.

Nice try.

Positive. That's right.

I think I should go there and confront him.

Seeing Anne -Marie for the first time, this Miami girl, she looks like the kind

of girl that Tom would pick out to have sex with. Karma is a bitch.

We had sex.

No, we did not. Yes, we did.

Kristen, I'm getting married next week. I don't need to deal with this. You say

you're my friend and you blindside me with this? Tom, stop. Not me.

You've actually orchestrated this whole thing. I am not taking blame for this.

Kristen, I've had enough of your bullshit. As far as I'm concerned,

here socially and you're fired from Sir Reston and it's done.

How are you?

Good, how are you?

You getting nervous?

Every day's different.

Some days they're nervous, some days they're excited.

I just can't believe it's been over a year since I got engaged here.

Is it really?

And now it's this weekend.

You really love him, don't you? I do.

Sheena, will you marry me?

Of course I will. Oh, my God.

Oh.

My eyelashes are coming off.

I love you.

I'm so happy for Sheena.

She loves this man truly, deeply, and honestly.

I have no idea why you're having a rehearsal dinner, sir, but today I get

my employee discount, and there are 40 people coming to this dinner. That is

cheap. So the wedding, who's organized all this? I do have a wedding

named Danielle, but I've pretty much planned this whole thing myself. I had

many ideas of what I wanted. You've been planning this since you were like two

years old. Of course. The cost isn't getting carried away, is it?

A little bit. What do you mean? My lawsuit settled.

Really? Yeah. A couple summers ago, I got hurt and went through this whole

lawsuit, finally got a settlement, which worked out perfectly because our

initial budget was $30 ,000.

We've kind of tripled that.

You are going to love the flowers.

Huge hydrangeas, light pink roses, white flowers. Oh, beautiful.

We have crystals. So the whole color scheme is pink and white. Yes. So what I

was thinking, to go with the pink flowers and gold diamonds. You're only

to offer about the sangria again, are you? I mean, only like 300 bottles.

300? In bucket.

I can't afford the shit that I want, but I want what I want. So figure out a way

to get it. You know what?

Pandy's going to sort that out. What else?

We're going to Hawaii for our honeymoon. I've never been. I'm so excited.

That's exactly how you should feel. But I am nervous, though.

So what are you nervous about?

Kristen. Well, then why invite her?

I mean, it's so rude to uninvite her days before the wedding.

Well, listen, it's hard for me because I'm slightly biased.

When you fire somebody, you always feel bad. And I always ask myself, could I

have done more? But I don't think I could have done in Kristen's case. You

lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

Unless it's Kristen who drinks everything.

I didn't know if you were going to tell me to uninvite her.

I can't tell you to. I could suggest it. Yes.

We've got Ariana's dire wolf here.

The girl right now.

What's going on back there? This reminds me of old times. I know. Look at who's

coming over yonder.

Happy last day of freedom. Happy last day of freedom. One vagina for the rest

your life. Way to go, man.

I definitely don't ever bring up getting married to Ariana, but when it has been

brought up to us, she doesn't get mad like she would have in the past. You

maybe because she's never been with somebody like me before.

Here's what I brought for you, Shay.

Oh, no. Is that champagne?

Better not be.

Oh, dude. Oh, my God.

Are you kidding me? Let's pour a little out for Shay. I definitely want to get

engaged and married and have kids. I want all that shit.

But I just don't want it right now. Shay, you're the first one of us to grow

And probably the last.

I'm scared.

You ready to get some shaves and some haircuts?

Can we bring these in? We can do whatever the fuck we want, dude. He's

married.

That's what paperback is for. It actually makes it legal. I mean, come

just makes sense. Nothing goes better than malt liquor and straight razor.

So maybe start with like a four to a three and just see what he's doing.

I've taken it upon myself to be Shay's personal stylist for the wedding.

Not to brag, but he's in pretty good hands.

Shay, what's going on in that head of yours, man? How you feeling? You

No, not yet. I'll be nervous tomorrow.

You're going to cry.

I don't want to talk about it. It's good to crash your wedding.

I'm never going to experience that.

Your own wedding? No, God no. I can barely keep a girlfriend.

I don't know. It's just the word marriage. No.

Pretty sick.

You guys are missing it right now.

Awesome.

I don't go to the hair salon to talk sports, politics, or women.

I'm at the hair salon to talk about hair.

Look at that.

Look at baby's butt. It's going to match your butt now. Do nothing, man. I love

it. Perfect.

I love it. It's going to feel great on Ariana's vagina.

Crunch time. This weekend is going to be amazing. All of

our family's already in town for the rehearsal dinner.

I have a sleepover with all the girls at the venue Saturday and then Sunday when

the magic happens.

I think I've met your father.

I'm excited.

I'm very excited for my daughter.

Thank you very much for taking care of her. All right, so we're doing shots

later? No, no, no, no.

What up?

What's up?

I think it's both that Christmas and Aladdin stuff. So what are you doing

tonight?

Drink, like, four bottles of wine.

Maybe even make some ways to better consume it all.

Oh.

You know, it's like my number one teammate's gone and I'm left here with

assholes. It sucks.

This looks lovely.

Yeah, we're just grabbing, dude.

Cool.

Are you two happy together?

Oh, my gosh.

Are you going to be nice?

Yeah. Don't say it.

Don't say it.

She's been saying it all day. I'm a little envious of Gina because the man I

want to marry isn't ready to fully grow up.

keeps blaming not wanting to get married on the fact that he wants to be settled

first, and I don't find it to be a viable excuse any longer.

I just stay next to Shane, and I won't feel awkward.

Yeah, you have a cigarette?

Yeah, yeah, let me grab one. I'll come right back. Cool, cool.

I made a decision in Miami to let everything that happened with Shane go.

I never thought I would actually feel this way, but I stopped hating the guy

just started feeling bad for him.

So what's up?

Well, I'm sure you heard about Anne -Marie coming in here.

Hi. Hey.

Do you mind if I get a coffee, Mom? Can you get a chance?

Go ahead and take care of the people down at the end.

Nothing screams guilt like this.

Kristen had everything to do with that girl coming out here. She went out of

way to f***ing do it and to make it happen. For what?

We were broken up.

So you didn't s**t that girl?

No. So even though she's sent and she's described three little f**king details?

Anne -Marie went into very small details about Tom Scott. And I mean very small.

Her details are wrong.

Whatever happened between me and this girl or didn't happen, it doesn't

matter. It's not my business. It doesn't matter. It's not Kristen's business.

It's not your business. But she says it matters to her because she's been called

a liar.

Who cares?

I don't.

Two days before Kristen set up this Anna Marie thing, she texted me.

She says, hey.

Didn't want to bug you. You're busy out, so maybe we could shoot this weekend or

something. What's that mean? Like, hang out. Like, grab a drink.

I think it's f***ed up, man.

Dude, this isn't normal. I know that. It's not normal.

You're right. It's not normal. I see how you are with Kristen.

You don't f***ing deserve this, man.

And I don't want you to go back and tell Kristen until after the wedding. No

way.

Dude, I don't keep from her. I tell her everything.

I'm sure you do.

It's not me to do vindictive things to purposely hurt Kristen, but I'm at the

point now where I just don't give a... I don't want you to fall for the same

bulls**t I did. I was with her for six years.

I know there's certain things that she cannot help to do.

Watch what happens at the wedding. Watch the way she acts at the wedding.

I mean, I'm trying to help James out, but...

Kristen has gotten so far into his head that he doesn't trust my motive.

I don't know what to say, man. It's your funeral.

Dude, thank you for chatting with me. Yeah, of course, man.

I'm sorry. Thank you. No, it's all good.

Everybody, I'm just here to wish a happy toast to this couple.

I've seen her change from a beautiful young girl into this gorgeous young

and I know that she has truly found the love of her life.

Coming up. Tom came up to show me text messages.

It's going to take me time that I don't go through little spells of like giving

it.

So

pretty.

I know, it's so nice. I feel like we're on vacation.

It looks like it's painted.

The wedding venue is...

Spectacular. It's very Southern California. You're only 30 minutes

.A., which is insane to me.

Where, like, do you guys, like, enter from? Are you going to walk down this

So, I'm coming through the gates.

Yeah. And then going around the fountain, up the stairs, and across the

Having the wedding on a Sunday not only makes it easier for all of my friends to

work weekends, but it's also half off.

And where are you standing, up there, too?

Yeah, all the bridesmaids and then all the groomsmen. There's the bride.

Getting a visual of what I like and don't like.

What do you not like?

I don't know why there are like eight random chairs in the gazebo. You're

to have your singers there. Well, I mean, I would prefer, honestly, to have

up here. Most wedding coordinators I looked into were $10 ,000 to $15 ,000.

That's not in my budget.

We need extension cords because I think the outlet is here. I found Danielle

actually on Instagram.

Thankfully, she was only 3 ,000. This person, they're not going to see her

everyone's standing. I don't think it's going to be a problem.

Because I know exactly what I want. Her only job is to make that happen.

Is this fountain going to be on or off tomorrow?

On. With flowers in it. It just gets kind of noisy. Would you be able to have

on while people were...

Arriving? Yeah. Okay, and then we'll turn it off before the ceremony starts

because that's distracting. I think it should be off for the ceremony.

Yes.

300 bottles of champagne.

This one.

Ooh. Those are nice.

Hey. Hi.

Team Pandora's here. Okay.

My car is chock full. Like there is no room left in it.

And all back there.

So I'm not paying for this? No.

I am giving this to you.

Awesome. That's the best present ever.

One thing with my friends, and especially my side of the family, is we

drink. So we need unlimited amounts of alcohol.

Do you own flip -flops? Growing up with my mother, if it's not a three -inch

kettle, it's a disease.

Oh, it's going to be so fun. I can't believe it.

Already here. It's here.

Shane's getting married.

Hi.

Yeah, I'm going to get this date.

And I'll just, like, do, like, a vegetarian platter of some sort,

recommend. Thank you. Thank you so much.

Have a nice night.

It was kind of uncomfortable, to be honest.

Tom came up to me, and he was like, hey, man, you want to, like, have a talk

real quick?

He pulled the whole, you're a good guy, James, you know, you don't deserve this,

man. Deserve what, exactly?

You don't deserve the s*** that I have to go through.

I said, listen, I can handle Kristen for myself, thank you. And what is there to

handle? He claimed to say that you only got with me in spite of him.

For this long, too.

I don't want you to go back and tell Kristen until after the wedding. No way.

Dude, I don't keep s*** from her. I tell her everything.

I'm sure you do. What right do you have to ambush my boyfriend when I'm not even

there to defend myself?

I'm f***ing livid.

Tom thinks I'm so obsessed with his life.

Clearly he's the one obsessed with my life because why is he taking you aside

convince you not to be with me?

I don't know. So he just kept throwing shit at me and honestly it just kept

making me feel more uncomfortable.

He goes to show me text messages of you basically saying that you wanted to hang

out with him, go get a drink. I have the same text. I literally have every

single text message I have ever sent him.

Call it my ego, call it my whatever it is. I'm a f***ing guy. And Kristen

shouldn't be texting him anything, quite frankly, especially if you're telling

me that you love me.

When I first heard Super S***, you said it meant hang out.

It can mean that. No, I didn't ask him to hang up. It can mean that, but there

was a winky face after, which pissed me off.

The tongue sticking out emoji.

That is what you do when you try to keep things light. You send stupid emojis,

so it's not a heavy, intense conversation.

Yeah. James needs to get over it. I wasn't trying to meet at, like, the no

motel. I was just trying to be friends.

Anything having to do with Tom, I understand why it bothers you, and I

clear that...

It's going to take me time that I don't go through little spells of, like,

giving it.

You know?

It just throws me out.

Well, the wedding's going to be a blast.

Well, we're just going to have to see tomorrow, right?

So I had something special made.

For everyone.

It's fragile.

Andrea.

They're so cute.

Daisy.

My bridesmaids are some of my closest friends.

Brooke. For them. To be here and be a part of the biggest day of my life just

means so much to me. Oh, my God.

Just because you're not a bridesmaid doesn't mean you don't get a special

Yours is a VIP.

Solo cup and a bottle of tequila.

This is by far the... Oh, my God. That is awesome.

Oh, my God, you win.

You do win.

Sorry, ladies.

I definitely did not think this was going to happen.

I didn't think you would even be at my wedding a month ago. No, that's what I'm

saying. I did not think I was going to be here. I mean, I'm definitely happy I

am, but, like, I think I told you I hated you.

I'm better than this, and I'm better than you. So, my own boyfriend is

up for the whore in there.

And I said you were annoying and up Stassi's ass.

Yeah, and I was just like, let's revisit all of this.

And then what did you say?

Katie and I have been very...

Up and down in our friendship since the day I've known her.

We're finally back in a good place right now. All it really took was for her to

pull her head out of Stassi's ass.

And you know what? It smells a lot better out here now.

You're going to go to bed, aren't you? Good night's sleep.

Yeah. Can't even believe you're getting married tomorrow.

I know. We love Chase, but we're grateful to have him. I never had that

now I do.

It's going to be wonderful tomorrow.

Everything's going to be good.

Now that the wedding's almost here, I've been so emotional in the best way

possible. I love you.

I love you. Go to sleep. I love you.

But nothing can prepare me for the actual wedding and emotions that I'm

will come out still.

Last night as a single girl.

Sleep with Ariana.

I'm ready.

I've been waiting for you for, like, forever.

Just kidding. I'm not naked.

Damn it. I got all excited.

She just teased me like that.

I'm going to be snuggling up with Shay for the rest of my life. So tonight, I'm

going to have one last fling with Ariana.

Scandalous.

Oh, my God. Tomorrow.

It's going to be really beautiful.

Everything's going to be great.

It's going to be perfect.

Big spoon or little spoon?

Okay. Good night.

Good night.

I love you.

I love you more.

Coming up.

I just called Kristen. I don't feel comfortable with her being in the place

I'm staying in. She's not going to exchange you for my wedding.

I'll drink now because I would say after 4 p .m. It's going to be impossible.

Cheers!

Hello!

Hi!

On kind of a tight timeline, have stylist here ready to come in and pamper

do hair and makeup and everything.

So, we have four hours to get beautiful.

I have no idea how many things went wrong at my wedding that I didn't know

about. Like your cake? My cake showing up.

White cake, nothing on it. I didn't know that.

Oh, my tablecloth showed up the wrong color.

My mother was like, don't tell her. Stuff it with pink roses.

Look at the camera, Sheena.

Beautiful.

I'm such an idiot.

I have a whole boudoir album for Shea.

That's in my apartment. Oh.

That was his wedding gift, and I didn't bring it.

I did this amazing, sexy boudoir photo shoot for Saif, and I wanted him to have

it on our wedding so he always remembers how awesome I look the day of our

wedding, because who knows what I'll look like after a few kids.

Pandora would not believe what I did.

What did you do? I left Shae's wedding present in my bedroom.

How do we get it? I'm going to call Jack.

Answer the phone.

I'm going to call Kristen.

Does she have a key to your apartment? No, I'm going to call security and be

like, my friend Kristen Doty, you can check her ID, needs to get something for

my apartment.

Okay.

Hey, do you think you guys could do me the biggest favor?

I left Shay's wedding present in my apartment.

Is there any way you guys can swing by?

And get that for me?

Yes. Thank you so much.

Have a nice day.

I don't feel comfortable with her being in the place that I'm staying in. She's

the only person I could think of who hadn't left yet who would be willing to

and get this for me. She's like show up at your house with a knife and stab you

status at this point. As crazy as Kristen is, she's not going to come in

shank you at my wedding.

She's texted me a lot of really nice things in the last two days, and I don't

think I'm going to have an issue with her at all. Of course she did. Not

something I care to deal with today. I'm in zen mode.

Kristen's proven to be mentally unstable multiple times.

You can't act like I don't have a point. You don't have to deal with it. I'm

just, you know, verbalizing.

You're not going to, like, convince somebody to fly across the country and

to ruin people's lives.

And then four days later come and hang out like it's all cool. Trust me, I

She's a wedding guest. She can go away with the wedding guest. Then that's

Hello, hello.

What's up, dude? What's up, man? How you doing? Good.

No, man. Got some shave hands on. Yeah.

Okay, let's start getting ready.

Oh, my God. I'm getting married.

Dude. I know.

Feels like I'm getting dressed for my funeral right now.

Getting dressed for your funeral right now?

I'm actually not even nervous.

As my fingers are shaking, as I'm trying to button this, I'm like, I'm not

nervous at all.

This is one of the thickest tux jackets.

I've ever laid eyes on.

I told Shay for his wedding gift I was going to get him the thickest jacket.

It's not only white, it has this nice sheen to it that just exudes class,

elegance, and pizzazz.

Ooh, I can't see here.

He is such a cool guy, and there's nothing that feels better than

doing something really cool for a really cool person.

Dude, I want to look at it.

Take it off.

Oh, that's cool. That's really cool.

So look, this is... So it's like, this is the wedding,

and then the tie comes undone, and then the collar lifts up.

Pop the collar up.

That's dope.

You look so good.

So what are we doing today?

I want a lot of makeup. This has to last me until 2 a .m. Perfect.

Come in.

Got it.

Life saver.

Oh, my God. Thank you so much.

Should I just put it maybe on the top shelf right here?

Put it in my bedroom, please.

This is my mission.

Show up.

Give Sheena the present, get my hair and makeup done, and ignore the f*** out of

Ariana and Katie.

Ariana, are you okay?

Oh, yeah, I'm just ready to get the f*** out of this house.

Like, kind of physically uncomfortable, it makes me feel.

And people are like, come on, you're overreacting.

Should I talk to you? Should I do hair and makeup first? I'm going to take off

what I have right now.

We're all, like, getting out of here in the next, like, 15 minutes. Okay.

So I don't even know who's available.

I'm going to get dressed.

I'll see you guys in a few.

I get that Kristen helped Sheena out by getting Shae's present for the wedding.

But I don't understand how she thinks that that means she gets this royal

treatment. I feel like whoever's around can do my hair.

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Yeah, I think Natalie, Alexis, or whoever is still probably going to be in

Okay. And thank you so much for getting that. So easy.

Kristen is a loose cannon half the time, and she's a great friend half the time.

She came through.

Thank God.

Thank you.

All right.

Okay, I love you.

Sheena and I have to go. We're getting dressed in the suite.

Where are the shot glasses?

Anybody?

Shot glasses.

Yep, got them. Thank you.

I'm ready.

See you guys soon.

Bye.

You're ready.

Do you think the easiest way to go, like around?

I don't.

How do we get there?

I think this was the way if I recollect.

Was it this way?

No, we're upstairs.

I have no idea.

Right? Why is no one here to help me? Seriously.

Seriously. Don't know where the f*** I'm going.

Trying to get married.

Oh my gosh, this is silly. Where's our coordinator?

I'm going to be out of breath before I even walk down the aisle.

Yeah, I have to do this in my wedding dress.

Holy crap, why does the bridal suite have to be the furthest room in the

up and down stairs?

Right here, Bo?

I'm sorry.

I mean, you look good, too.

Thank you.

You want to meet your future husband here? Yeah.

Come on.

You got any prospects?

I could throw a stone right now and hit her better prospects, so you should

probably shut your mouth.

Oh, my gosh, it's so hot. It's so hot.

Here's the deal with me and Carmen. Carmen is not my date.

at the wedding.

Carmen's kind of in a phase right now where she's just trying to make me earn

it. So she's being really, really tough on me.

I just think it's going to take a little schmoozing and a little Jack's charm.

So beautiful.

It's amazing here.

Hold my hat. Hold my frickin' hat.

Hi! Hi!

Can I sit with them? I'll be the fifth wheel.

I could not be more impressed with what Sheena has pulled together for this

wedding.

It is every bit as beautiful as Pandora's wedding was. From the

mountain backdrop, the fountain, the flowers, the rose petals. And I know

Pandora spent a lot more on her.

Sorry, Pandora.

I don't know what she's borrowed from who, but she really has managed to pull

all together. This girl has made her fairytale wedding dream come true.

Hi. Hi.

Out of the 310 guests that are at the wedding, the first person I see is

Kristen. She actually looks very sophisticated.

You can put lipstick on a Kristen, but it's still a Kristen.

Coming up. Where is she? I'm not done anymore.

She thinks she's changed her mind.

No, no. I'm not coming out.

I really don't see anybody else getting married in this group anytime soon. I'm

going a little bit more of the Clooney path.

I'm going to put a few more years under my belt before I marry my...

Human rights lawyer.

I don't feel a nail.

I ain't got toes to match.

These things will be in my mouth later.

A human rights lawyer? How boring is that?

What are you talking about at night?

I mean, everybody knows George Clooney is the biggest playboy in Hollywood.

probably like, you know what? I know she's not going to cheat on me.

I'm like, don't do it. Don't do it.

Don't do it. He's dated so much hotter girls.

You go to bed with a human rights lawyer?

Could you imagine the feck?

I put my dress on. Yay!

I have the hottest bridal party ever.

Here's to no tears until I walk down the aisle.

Yay!

Happy Shade Day.

So good.

Yes, now we're ready.

Okay.

Whoa.

Oh, my God.

Auntie.

So for whoever doesn't know, my auntie made this dress from scratch. I custom

made my wedding dress. I wanted something different.

I wear crop tops all the time. That's, like, my thing. So I'm like, why not

a wedding dress crop top? So I designed it, and then my auntie put it all

together, and she made the dress for me exactly the way I wanted it.

Once in a lifetime.

What part of no tears do people not cry? No one's crying.

Literally, it says it all. It's all happening.

What time is it? A quarter to six.

Okay, we got to go.

I've had two shots.

I think that's good.

My day is going to be everything I've ever dreamed of and more.

And it's just going to be perfect.

Fireball kicked in.

Guys, he's working at a store right now. I feel like everybody's here. The

owners are even here.

Is it even open today?

No, they're closed.

They closed here today? They did.

It is a national holiday.

It just says Shane Cena's Wedding on there. Shane Cena's Wedding. I'm sorry,

are now closed. We are now closed for Shane Cena's Wedding.

This is going to be good.

By the way, I always have a hand mirror close by.

You can always count on Tom for the necessities.

I don't mind being predictable.

What time is this wedding supposed to start?

Sheena's probably going crazy.

Maybe it was all because of Santa at all.

I need the strong stuff.

What if he's twirling his hair?

He's probably like, hold on one last second.

I spent a lot of time getting dressed up, done up, hair done.

I might be a little bit of a pain in the ass, but for the wedding, I mean, these

photos are going to be around forever.

That's how I justify it.

Don't make eye contact with him when he's doing his hair. Yeah, I try. It

him up. I get nervous.

I get nervous.

Oh, my God. I'm going to kill these guys.

Well, they might be in position.

Let's just walk down and see.

I don't want you to see them. Stay here. Stay here. Yeah, we'll just... We know

where to go, Danielle. If you can just be down there and do it.

What the... I should be walking down the aisle.

Seriously, tell them to hurry.

I know. Relax. Take a breath.

All right, well, I'm not going to waste time standing up here, so... Why are the

guys not ready? My wedding coordinator does not have all of her s*** together.

Are you f***ing kidding me? Why is this taking... This is ridiculous.

Where is she?

Where is she, Jake?

She's getting impatient.

I know the feeling.

Yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

Go. Gina, stay up there. The guys are coming in right now, so stay up there.

Coming in where?

We're down here.

I'm not going back up. No. They can go around.

Go in that room, then. Come here. Go in that room.

I'm supposed to be a princess today.

I look like a princess. I feel like a princess. Why the am I standing in a

closet? Tell them to go now. I don't understand why this is so difficult.

What's going on? She's really frustrated. Oh, just trying to get out

house. Okay, well, they need to get out now. They're working on it.

I have 300 guests who are waiting for the ceremony to start. I'm hiding in

closet with no air conditioning by the way like what the i'm literally i'm

i'm not zen anymore

don't i still have a really far walk

She's like 20 minutes late. Maybe he changed his mind.

I don't think so.

Dude, he looks good.

Is Shay gone? Yeah, Shay's gone. Let's go. I got you. Let's go.

Let's go.

Where do I go? You're following me.

You want me to hold that for right now, baby? You're okay?

You're not holding anything?

No, I'll hold it for you.

Okay, I don't even... Hold on.

They should get married, too.

Okay.

Just stay for two seconds. Okay.

You ready to hold this, baby? Yeah, one sec.

Wait, wait.

Oh, my God.

I'm not f***ing ready.

I don't know who the f*** gave Tina the cue to start singing, but I'm not in

place. What am I going to do? Run down the aisle?

No, no, no, no, no. Have her stop and start over.

Seriously. No, no, I'm not going out.

Everybody's already standing out. Relax, that's ridiculous.

No, this is ridiculous.

Let anybody hear you. Make her stop singing.

This is so annoying.

I'm really pissed off right now. I should not be pissed off right now.

giving her the cue?

I don't know who gave her the cue. I was all the way back there. My dress was

tangled. Okay, Daniel, we just need to get there and keep trying to start

Seriously? Like, this is really stuff.

There's a part in the song, and if I'm not there for that part in the song,

that just ruins everything I've been planning forever.

So, stop.

Can't you just give her the look?

I can't see her from here.

Okay, so we're just gonna wait for her to finish the whole song.

This is ridiculous.

This is so annoying.

Or she's got to sing it again. She needs to sing it again. She's got to sing it

again. Tell her to start again now.

Thanks, wedding coordinator, for... Coming up, your only job. I don't

why anyone gave her a cue to start singing.

She's coming, right? She didn't just, like, get on a horse and ride away,

300 people, all dressed up.

There's a groom standing up there.

The only thing that's missing is a bride.

When I say ready, that means go.

No, I'm not coming up.

Coming up.

I planned this.

So meticulously.

She needs to sing it again. She's got to sing it again.

Tell her to start again now.

I've planned this so meticulously.

Why would they give her a cue when I'm not even ready?

Like, this is really f***ed up.

The French would say déjà vu. I guess the song's so nice that Tina's singing

twice.

When Sheena comes out, she looks...

Amazing. I mean, Sheena can wear a brown bag and she looks absolutely stunning.

Sheena looks like a crop top bride angel.

She looks breathtaking.

I guess we're doing this.

Michael, would you repeat after me?

I, Michael.

I, Michael. Choose you, Sheena. Choose you, Sheena. To be my wife.

To be my wife.

Sheena, would you please repeat after me?

I, Sheena.

I, Sheena.

Choose you, Michael.

Choose you, Michael.

To be my husband.

To be my husband.

To have a new home.

In sickness and in health.

Through the good times.

And through the hard times.

For richer.

Or for poorer.

What's your story?

And only you, as long as I shall live.

I now declare you to be husband and wife.

You may kiss your bride.

This moment is perfect. It's everything

I've ever wanted and more. I would smile right now, but the Botox is not letting

me. And now present to you, Mr.

and Mrs.

Michael Shea.

I'm so happy for Sheena. She really created something absolutely gorgeous

she can be proud of. And I think that she's his princess, and that's where she

wants to be. Hey, I can relate.

Next time on Vanderpump Rules... She never likes me. I've never liked her

attitude.

When I saw Shay up on the altar, I can picture myself up there.

I'll show you how much I love you and everything. I just got you a little

something.

This is not the part I wanted to come out to. The whole reception, everyone's

leaving. All the songs I wanted to dance to were already played. It's just not

what I wanted. Everything that was supposed to happen has not happened. I

to do everything right now.

That's a crop top, curled crop top, two -piece wedding dress.

It's like a dainty girl.

What did you expect?

At the wedding, you said you were staying the night. You said that the

time. No, I didn't.

All the couples going for a dance, take Kristen to Jack's.

When James drinks, he skips past that whole happy drunk thing.

Where are you guys going?

Kristen, how do you f***ing do this to me? You and I, we're done.

We're done then, Kristen, because you're f***ing unmanageable.

You're a flying slut and you f*** everybody else up.

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