All language subtitles for Vanderpump Rules – S3E14

Previously on Vanderpump Rules... Dude,
you've been hanging out with Conrad a

lot. Girls can be broken. You just gotta
romance and show that you've changed.

I don't trust you.

It can be done.

Talking very cutthroat when your
friendship is, like, over.

When I feel a certain way about someone,
I don't pretend to all get along. Okay,

but it's not always about you. Did you
say anything to Kristen that anything

happened in Vegas? Yeah, I did.

Conflict with? Did you have sex with
someone in Vegas? No. No, that's

bullshit.

Ariana is about to find out that her
boyfriend is a cheating, lying dick. We

sex. No, we did not. We had sex. No, we
did not. Yes, we did.

You're such a liar right now. You say
you're my friend and you're lying to me

with this tongue. Stop. Not me. Guys,
stop.

Diana, walk the fuck away now.

Walk away now. Leave.

Suck a dick.

I've made so many allowances for her,
but now what do we do?

Hey, look.

Do you like it? Fantastic.

All right. Do you love it or not?

I like.

Hi. Hey, darling.

But it's your birthday here.

My new dishes.

Oh, my God.

Wait, are these the grey?

Wow. Say happy birthday, Shadi. Sorry.

What's more important, my dishes or
Daddy's birthday?

Ken's birthday.

It's a great excuse to get the family
together, really.

Look who showed up. Amazing.

Hey. Oh, hey. Hi, darling.

I know the gift that he really wants is
something that he doesn't get very

often. Well, I mean, he got it back in
1986 when Pandora was born, but it's

July. I mean, would it be rude to ask
him to wait until Christmas?

Typical.

I never buy him presents. I just get
Jiggy presents.

Oh, it's tails.

It's a little tuxedo. A little tuxedo.
Jiggy, you're going to love it.

Oh, Jiggy. Oh, you're looking good.

You're going to drop it all over the
tablecloth. Oh, my God. You'll never get

job as a waiter.

Talking of waitresses, did you hear the
word on the block about Kristen?

All I heard is she had brought Tom.

Ex hookup. So Kristen basically told
this girl, go to the store where Tom was

with Ariana.

She obviously wanted to make a scene.
She wanted a whole big deal. I don't

what to do because she's been there so
many years.

I mean, the biggest problem with Kristen
and personal things aside, she has no

respect for authority.

She didn't have it last year at Kyle's
party.

So we're going to have me inside by
myself. I don't want to argue with you.

Whatever. I've had enough of your
attitude. Go back to the store.

You can't have somebody who will talk
down to management and who will

that behavior in other people She's
undermined in the management and the

structure. Let's just say James changed
a lot when he started dating Christian

He was more relaxed. He was low -key and
Then he started dating Christian and he

kind of went wild He would never have
been like running behind bar trying to

steal drinks if it hadn't been for her
probably not actually no Every time I go

to kind of do it and make it final,
something stops me.

Despite the fact that Kristen has been
detrimental to the business for quite a

while now with her volatile behavior,
she's still become like family, albeit a

dysfunctional family.

Life's not that simple, is it? You just
can't buy your family just like that.

I just want you to sort it out.

given every single time anybody could
wish for. You do end up having a certain

allegiance to people when they've worked
for you for years. Well, you're going

to have to make a decision.

Kristen is crazy.

We've all seen it. She's all a little
loony. She, you know, belittled her

Diana. And I'm not sure what's going to
happen. I mean, Lisa was awfully pissed

off from what I hear.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

I'm kidding.

Oh,

I want her to go through my phone. She
thinks I'm texting like 25 different

girls. I'm like, here, go through my
phone.

Yeah, go through my phone.

It's probably not one that you should be
reading. Yeah, it's probably not one

that you should be reading. That's not a
text that you should be reading.

What is it? What is it?

Sorry,

Katie, but this is bad.

You're not supposed to read all this.

Why does somebody have to come to me?

Because you know. Yeah.

Schwartz has always denied hooking up
with this girl in Vegas, but the Vegas

girl is now texting Jack.

And apparently, she and Schwartz had
some sort of plan to say that they only

made out. Well, clearly they did more
than make out.

All right, so what's the deal with this
place? One of these knobs opens up the

door into the bar, and so you have to
find out which one it is. Whoever finds

the knob gets their first drink paid
for.

Okay? Ready? Yep. Go. Go.

Watch this. First try.

Oh. Oh, my God. Shut up. I swear to God
I've never been here. First try.

What? You Googled it. I swear to God I
didn't.

No joke. Whoa.

That was kind of anticlimactic. I guess
I got first round. I like this place.

Yeah. It's going to be nice grabbing and
enjoying it. I got three hours of sleep

last night. Oh, my gosh. There's never a
good time for anything crazy and psycho

to happen.

I'm still just like reeling from this
whole Kristen and Miami girl situation.

Hi.

Can you get a chance?

Nothing screams guilt like this.

Come on.

I don't want to be around her anymore.

I sure don't know how I'm supposed to
work with Kristen.

I have too much things going on in my
life right now to be, like, worried and

looking over my shoulder with this.

Hi. Sorry I would have been here sooner.
I couldn't figure out how to open the

damn door.

What? Oh, mother.

We were just, we were reveling in
Kristen.

As long as there's no drama at my
wedding, I am a happy girl. The wedding

coming up so quickly.

It's like I'm getting more stressed out
by the day. We have to get, like, all of

the mixers, the ice, the everything.

Planning a wedding is expensive.

There are things that you absolutely
have to pay for.

We are rapidly approaching $20 ,000 for
your wedding for flowers.

Well, here's the start.

Oh, wonderful.

I'm trying to save money wherever I can.
So what does something like this run

for? Does he need to get a third job?
No.

I mean, I'm literally pulling off my
dream wedding on a waitress budget.

Are you having to, like, decide, like,
how much ice to get? Yep.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm
going to take care of this.

Okay.

Dude, no, no, no, no.

Dude, I can handle that shit in my
sleep.

Okay.

Oh, shit.

So I got a text from Jax.

Apparently Kristen was going through
Jax's phone, and she saw some text that

implicated me in this whole Vegas
situation.

You know, Jax has felt threatened by the
whole San Diego incident and the shit

that me and Tom have on him, and he's
just lashing out.

If you're going to say you're in real
need, I'll go to every single one of

and I'll pick the shit out of all of
you. You already have.

Jax feels righteous.

There is no stopping him.

He's on the warpath.

All right, we'll be right back.

We'll be right back, guys. Okay.

There's something I wanted to get off my
chest that I should have told you a

long time ago during our whole
relationship debacle. I wanted to tell

therapy. I wanted to tell you, like,
five other times. I wanted to tell you

today, but I kept pushing out.

You know the whole Vegas thing?

I wasn't completely honest about what
happened entirely.

That night I snuck off and I went to,
like, an after party.

And I actually did, like, make out with
that girl.

And it was sleazy and it was gross. I
was shit -faced.

I didn't even really remember. I had to
call the next day and ask her. And I was

like, did anything happen?

I was like, I have a girlfriend. She's
like, you were fine. We just made out.

Not a big deal.

I don't know. I was having doubts about
where the relationship was going. But,

like, ever since we went through that
whole debacle, I've been, like, happier

than I've ever been in my life.

You've got to be f***ing kidding me.
Sadly, this is not the first time this

happened. Someone said that you made out
with someone.

That is, that's not bullsh**.

That was, that's true.

Am I pissed off that this was going on?
Yes.

Now I have zero doubt about who I want
to be with.

I'm head over heels gaga in love.

I'm glad you got that. You had to go
make out chicks to find that out. That

makes me feel thrilled.

No, no, no.

Guess what? Guess what if I ever had it?

It's awesome that my boyfriend can only
be honest with me when someone else is

threatening to do it for him. I can't
believe that he lied to me.

I don't want tonight to become about my
relationship.

So I'm just going to keep to myself and
try to recover from this brick that was

just thrown at my life.

What's wrong?

Do I need to throw a drink in his face
again?

I deserve a drink in the face. Are you
ready to go or are you probably tired?

No, yeah.

Go.

Coming up. If you don't want to be with
me when you want to get drunk and make

out with whores in Vegas, then go ahead
and do that.

Friend, friend.

Friend, friend.

It's hard for that, by the way.

Horrible timing.

Yeah, why?

There's no good timing for that. No, but
there is.

You don't drop a bomb like that in
public when we're with friends.

I'm shocked that my boyfriend cheated on
me in Vegas.

Had a chance to come clean, and yet
didn't. But I'm even more shocked that

couldn't just tell me one -on -one.

All you did was make out.

Yeah, I mean, maybe there was, like, a
little touchy -feely.

Like, I don't know. I was so drunk, I
just, I don't even... No, no, honestly,

don't know. Like, now's the time. I
don't. Now's the time.

I don't, I honestly don't know. I had to
ask her the next day, and she's like,

don't worry about it, you're fine.

Do you have the messages still?

No, I deleted her number. I don't have
her number or anything. That's

convenient. Jax has taught you well.

No, come on, like, why would I... You
don't want to tell me, and I guarantee

you hadn't outed Jack about San Diego,
he would not be coming to me. But did he

give you a timeline you have to the end
of today?

Otherwise... I mean, 100%, yes, that was
the catalyst for it, but I've been

meaning to do this for a long time, and
it was just like I snapped out of it,

because I essentially got to the point
where I was like, I just can't tell her.

I have no explanation for it. I'm not a
cheater. Like, I don't... I'm not well

-equipped. Like, I'm not a well -oiled
cheating machine. It doesn't matter.

If you're not a cheater, you don't
cheat, period.

I know.

And I was over here, like, sitting on
the couch, home alone.

Motorboat in a D?

I know. That was a bad joke.

Are you dumb, Tom? Yeah. You can't
behave that way when you go out of town

places with these dumb whores. Look what
happened to Tom in Miami.

I mean, I know. Are you stupid?

I know. I have my problems, but guess
what I don't do?

That kind of shit.

I know.

You went to college.

I know. You didn't get that out of your
system then? You didn't become, like,

you weren't, like, a slut back then
enough? No, I've never. So you have to

be a slut now?

I'm not a slut.

You're making it sound like I'm getting
girls on the side.

Maybe you are. Come on. I don't know.

Tom, I believed you.

I know. When you told me that that was a
lie, Jack made it up. Like, all you did

was flirt. It was. He made that up, and
then he didn't know that. It's not about

what he made up or not. It's about the
fact that you lied.

You had an opening to be honest about
what was being said and tell your side

the story. And your side of the story
was a big fat lie.

I can handle the fact that he had a
moment of weakness.

I can't take someone lying to me about
it. That makes it ten times worse.

I may as well just assume that you had
sex.

Bubby, come on.

You're not even ready for a girlfriend.

Let alone like a wife or even a fiance.
You're not even ready for a girlfriend.

Bubby.

You're together.

I'm sorry, Mom.

I know I fucked up, and I've wanted to
tell Katie for so long, but I just

want to hurt her.

However, I'm not entirely sure I'll ever
be able to get her full trust back. I'm

sorry.

I'm going to salvage this relationship.

I've got a lot of work to do.

I'm going to make it up to you.

Ish. I'm not going to hold my breath.

Yeah? Funny because I've heard you say
that in like the recent weeks, but I

don't, I have yet to be swept off my
feet.

I'm going to bed.

Okay. Should I sleep on the couch? Yeah.

Okay. Cheating is not even close to
worth it.

Alright, you're real.

Months of guilt.

Shame, regret, and just feeling like a
piece of shit.

Morning. What's up, man?

Okay, so Katie, you're going to be 1
through 6. And Cindy, you'll be 7

12. Okay.

Ariana, I think you're behind the bar.

Cool. Well, I'll see you ladies. Okay. I
didn't sleep at all last night, and I

am a wreck today, but I don't want to
bring my personal shit into work.

At the end of the day, Tom needs to take
control and fix it.

Jack called me last night, and Kristen
and Carmen went through his phone.

Apparently, he wasn't completely
truthful about that girl in Vegas.

They heavily made out.

Whether that was zoob and ass -grabbing,
whether it was sex, whether, I don't

know. Rebuilding trust after someone has
cheated has got to be the hardest thing

to do. I mean, the trust is shattered.
You still love this person, so you want

to stay with them, and if Katie and
Schwartz can do that, then I commend

Well, you know who has told girls to go
be all over him?

Jax. Sandoval has witnessed Jax taking a
girl's head and sports his head when

he's super freaked out. And I'm pretty
sure that's what happened.

He's the worst, man.

He's a...

Douchebag. Did you get your dress fitted
yet? I have to have it short and like

an inch.

What if I trip? Like, no way. I don't
want to step on the front. Well, I think

what I'm going to have, so we'll figure
kind of all this out at the rehearsal,

which is why I want everyone to get
there at 5 on Friday instead of 6. Then

Saturday night, we're all staying at the
house.

And then Kristen's going to stay at the
house. I can't even say that with a

straight face.

I've just learned to go.

Like, honestly, I don't really feel cool
being at work with her. You would think

somebody would be held accountable.

meltdowns and screaming fights in the
middle of the restaurant.

But you know what?

She's never been held accountable
before.

I would like there to be some justice
done, which would include Kristen

fired. But you know, I would settle for
her having her tongue cut out.

Is she going to just get suspended
again?

She'll get suspended and then they'll be
like, we need you on Saturday.

Nothing ever happens.

All right?

Got your dress from the car?

You're welcome.

You're the best.

You're the best. Look at the inside of
these shoes. They're so rocker.

I know.

Oh, it's nice and cool in here.

At least it's so hot outside.

I feel like I'm walking into the lion's
den. I felt like I've done what I could,

right?

Tonight's the night of all nights. Just
come into your job and get the f*** out

of that place.

It's been a few days since the whole
showdown at Thur.

I'm kind of hoping I can just walk in,
clock in, do my job, and no one's going

to say a word.

I mean, I don't know what to say to her
other than say, hey, Lisa, like, how are

you? People are going to be waiting to
throw stones, because that's what they

do. Yeah.

People are so interested and so curious.

Knowing Lisa and Kristen's relationship,
not even being the best one, yeah, you

know, it worries me a little bit. I
don't think she's going to get fired

it, but definitely suspended.

It is what it is.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

Coming up, you have no right to talk to
her like that. That was probably the

best it could have gone.

What's up, dude?

What up?

Nothing.

So excited to be here right now.

Are you being sarcastic?

Clearly. I don't even know who's here
right now.

I don't know either.

I'm scared.

I don't think Lisa really has any reason
to be mad at me. I mean, let's be

honest. I didn't really do anything
wrong.

I wasn't a waitress yelling at a
manager. I was having a disagreement

friends on the patio.

So, this is what I heard.

What? Tom Schwartz texted me this
morning and said he told Katie

About the Vegas girl?

He just said, listen, I talked to Katie.

But I don't know about what exactly.

He kind of said, hey, listen, man, stay
out of my business, this and that. I was

like, you texted me, man.

Right. So I don't really know what has
been told. He was, like, totally honest,

or he just said something small.

I don't know. I mean, he can't be mad at
you because you aren't the one who did

anything.

You didn't cheat on Katie.

Do you know what I mean? I know. I mean,
maybe guilty. Maybe he's getting in his

conscience a little bit. Good. I don't
know.

If he keeps lying about it, it's not
going to end well.

The more you hide shit, you know how bad
it gets. So it's like... I know from

personal experience, it doesn't get too
good.

You know, I guess the truth always comes
out sooner or later.

So I guess this is later.

We'll stay back and let the games begin.

All right, I'm going to go clock in.

All right, I'll see you in a little bit.
Good luck.

I should have had a fork.

Hey, Val.

Hi, how are you? I'm good. How are you?

I'm doing well. Do you know where they
are?

Hi. Do you know where Nathalie and
Guillermo are?

Guillermo's to the right.

Oh, okay.

In so many respects, it's always a
difficult situation.

My head will tell me to do one thing,
and my heart will tell me to do another.

But I really think that push has come to
shove.

Hello. Hello.

How's it going?

Good. Dude, why are... Can we sit here?
I know Kristen has a meeting with all of

them.

I know I see Natalie, Guillermo, and
Karen.

Dude, I would be... She's not sure.

Who's not? Lisa.

I could tell. Yeah.

In 25, 30 years of having bars and
restaurants, we've seen this before. Of

course. However...

This whole disrespect that is being
shown to our management, Peter, Diana,

that is something that's very worrying
because it's like we're condoning it.

Should we talk to her?

Yes. Can you go and get her?

Right.

Head of the table?

How did I get so lucky?

You know what?

We can handle this, guys.

You go to the bar, have a drink.

Or against one.

All right.

Bye, babe.

Okay, what do you have to say? You know
why you're here. You know what's gone

down. I was really pissed off.

You're not working. You are as a
customer.

Nobody speak like that to Diana.

To Diana, go sell Diana in front of all
the customers, which everybody knows

that you are working here. You think we
look, how do we look?

I think it's really unfair when
management... Do you think it looks good

in front of all our customers to have
you having such a bad attitude?

Just your behavior, Kristen. Forget
everything. Your behavior was absolutely

wrong for you to be screaming, yelling
outside to Sheena and then to me. That

was probably the best it could have gone
with that girl coming in here. That was

the best it could have gone by Tom
running away. Whatever you've created

Tom, Ariana, and that girl, and this
girl that you've reached out.

She reached... Out to me. Well, okay, we
know. It wasn't my fault that that girl

came in, that that's what happened, that
that's why the drama started. Oh,

Kristen, is that your fault?

Because you've actually orchestrated
this whole thing. I am not taking blame

this. I'm sorry. All respect, I will get
up and walk out of here right now. Oh,

get up and walk out. She never will take
any responsibility.

That's who she is.

Letting Kristen talk.

And hearing her side of the story is
almost like giving her a rope to hang

herself. She's your manager.

You are a waitress here. You show
respect to her. But I was not working.

It doesn't matter whether you're not
working.

I'm talking about you, who works in this
restaurant, and you do not have the

right to turn around and say, you go
f*** yourself.

I wouldn't talk to anybody like that. I
wouldn't talk to you like that. And

certainly in your position, working
underneath management, I have no right

talk to her like that.

Forget this. Forget this endless
listening of your bullshit.

We put it up with it more because you've
been here for seven years and you were

like part of the family.

But you're accountable for what you say.
The words that come out of your mouth,

you have to take responsibility for. And
you are damn rude to her. And I'm not

having it. I'm not having it.

When this is her

moment,

maybe to save her job, she could
actually say, you know what?

I screwed up. But no, those words will
never come out of her mouth. I did not

orchestrate anything. It makes me so
angry, I can't even tell you how

get. I've had enough of your bullshit.
As far as I'm concerned, you're not

you're not here socially, and you're
fired from Sir Restaurant, and it's

I'm sorry.

That's it. It's done.

Take responsibility for your actions and
apologize to her.

I've had enough.

I'm going, I've had enough, and I
apologize to you on her behalf.

I don't think she will ever find a job
where a boss is going to tolerate her

nonsense the way we have.

Huh? Guess what happened?

What? We got fired?

What?

I am shocked to see that Kristen just
got fired. Like, to see the words come

of her mouth, it actually happened.

I don't think even she was expecting
that.

What happened?

What the hell just happened?

Lisa's like, oh, I want to talk to you
first again, and then she just fired

Holy shit.

You know, I feel like this is a good
opportunity for Kristen to, like, pick

herself up, you know, dust herself off,
and go have someone else's restaurant.

Hey,

guys. Hey.

How's it going?

Kristen just got fired.

Like, for real fired.

This is not a drill.

Yes! Yes!

Oh, my God!

Finally! That explains it.

I don't hear, like, I don't hear the
coming back here, like, oh, God.

John! John! John!

Wow, so I don't have to worry about
coming to work and, like, getting

It's for real. I gotta go. You guys. All
right. See you later.

I did not get fired for yelling at
Diana. The real reason I got fired is

Lisa can't stand me.

With Sir, getting fired is kind of like
getting disowned from your family.

It's bullshit.

Coming up...

I'm sorry.

I'm not sorry. Dude, you're not sorry
for going behind my back, sitting down

with Kristen and telling her like a
little weasel?

Do we high five to being good people? It
is real. Trust me.

Kristen is fired.

What?

Kristen is fired. Yes, she is.

Yes! Nothing could be better than this.

Justice!

Let me get the door.

I got it.

Don't you feel like you're in, like,
real live Candyland in here?

It is like that.

This is just so much more me. You know I
hate cake.

Why am I going to waste money on cake
when I can spend money on candy? I would

have like a cheese and cracker bar.

Yeah, I don't think that goes with the
Mexican theme, but our friend Jim works

here. I mean, the candy bar that we're
doing, I can't afford.

He's giving us a really good deal.

That's awesome.

I'm going to go find him. I need friends
like that.

I've been running all over town just
finalizing all of the little details,

feel like I'm actually getting a lot of
deals for the stuff I want. Hi.

Nice to meet you.

Hi, I'm Jim. Ariana, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. So one thing I

definitely want to do, because I kind of
have an idea of what I want, is the

gummy teeth.

Okay. Because everyone gives me such a
hard time about my teeth. That's

hilarious. And do you have a color
scheme?

Everything's pink, gold, and white.

Let me start with the bag.

The best thing for you to do is
literally pick out the candies. We'll

around and just put them in the bag.

Those are not pink and white, though.
Nope, but I'm just going to put one in

later. Okay.

Pink grapefruit slices and white
grapefruit slices.

Army, man.

No, our wedding is not green.

That's gold.

Oh, that would be pretty if we do that
one like in the middle. And their heart.

Oh, my God, I love it.

Did you get that email from Natalie
today?

Oh, I know. I saw that. Kristen was not
CC'd on the email, so I was kind of

like, oh, well, it is for real.

Are you going to ask me to invite
Kristen tomorrow? No.

She actually already got me, like, six
presents for the wedding because I get

notifications on my honey fund.

Black Up Central.

You can't be sitting here, like, dealing
with, like, one person's drama.

Out of 300 people who are coming to your
wedding, when you still have to go buy

a ribbon for your bride and groom cake
pops.

I honestly, crazy as it sounds, have
faith in Kristen that she will have

respect for myself, my family, Shay and
his family, to be on her best behavior

for our wedding.

Just sit her at that extra table that no
one's going to be at with a security

guard.

I can't even deal with her. That girl
takes up way too much of my energy.

This is heaven.

Rach is on her way over.

Cool. You know, the only thing that
really pissed me off about last night

Lisa sitting there, like, across this
giant table from me, like, attacking my

character as if she knows me at all.

She's your manager.

You are a waitress here. You show
respect to her.

It's like, yeah, I've worked for you for
seven years, but you don't know me.

You know what I mean?

Yeah. It's really the only thing that,
like, upset me.

Working now, it's going to suck without
Kristen being there. You know, it's like

my number one teammate's gone and I'm
left with all the ass. Like, I'd have to

be chatting with Tom for all I know.

But, you know, I've got a job to do and
it pays the bills.

Happy freedom.

It's retirement party.

Retirement party.

I bet you're happy.

Happy now. I can't possibly be sad about
that. Today is not about losing my job

and it's not about paying my bills.

Today is about getting pussy on the
Chrissy and celebrating Mike's

style.

Woo! Cheers!

Well, I mean, it was barefoot bubbly,
but whatever.

Okay, I'll grab some glasses.

So what happened?

Oh, God, what did I... Here you go.

Thank you. Thanks, love.

Of course, she went off on me about Anne
-Marie coming into surf.

Like, I orchestrated this whole thing,
and I was messaging her, and I, like,

her come here, and I'm like, okay...

Clearly you don't know the story.

Was I aware that she was coming? Of
course I was, but it's like, so what? I

wasn't in my uniform?

Like, end of story.

So she bitched on and on about that.

Whatever.

My attitude right now is that Lisa and
Sir can suck it.

Are you, like, a little bit nervous that
you just lost your job?

Yeah, like, I just don't want to focus
on that. You know, it's a hustle.

You can always go work at another
restaurant.

Good luck at work tonight.

Thanks. I'm really excited about it.
Yeah.

Hi. Hello, ladies. Well, I'm going to
get the zesty feta doner.

We'll do two of those because I'll do
whatever she's getting. Okay.

And I'll bring that out to you. Thank
you. All right. You're welcome.

So, first of all, have you heard
anything of what's happened?

Oh, my God. Tell me what you know. Do
you know, like... I don't know. Okay,

Kristen has worked at Serve for, like,
half of a lifetime, it seems.

Did she get fired?

Yep.

All right, guys.

Thank you.

She, like, stormed out.

She's, like, 86 completely.

Like, she can't even come into Serve.

So, yeah.

I'm just shocked because so much has
happened with her that something

like, tipped it over, and Lisa actually
fired her. Yeah.

I don't wish ill on anyone, but I do
have to say it's about time.

Kristen deserves it.

Essentially, what Lisa's done is she's
just blown away the storm cloud, and now

we have a chance to have a bright, sunny
day.

So, I kind of know from Sophie what's
going on, but you guys had a lunch.

I didn't know what you'd expect going
in. I wanted to hear from her exactly.

why she was so upset with me.

And, you know, she explained to me that
it was mostly, like, her having to find

out who she met. And, like, I felt,
like, a little insulted because it's,

I was trying to get a hold of you and
whether you felt like my text messages

were worthy enough for a response or
anything. You owed it to me.

I didn't owe it to me.

Then we weren't that great of friends.
Oh, my God, that is bullshit. Then we

weren't. Oh, shut the fuck up, Stassi.

I had stuff going on in my life, too.

We all, like... I have to give a little
sympathy towards her because she's been

through so much. Like, so have I. And
where has she been through supporting

It really hurts because I care a lot
about Stassi. I'm just realizing how

missed having my best friend there to
talk about our lives.

It's really sad.

Over the weekend, Tom and I went and got
it.

Some drinks, Tom, like, pulls me aside,
like, in the middle of everything.

And he basically confessed that he was,
in fact, flirting with this girl at the

club, but he met up with her later at an
after party and made out.

Okay.

He's made out with two girls now.

When you've lost trust in a
relationship, that's an injury that

time to heal.

And it's not up to me to tell anyone how
to do that. Tom knows what's actually

going to... Show me. He is serious about
saving our relationship.

He doesn't need the map. He knows where
to go.

I don't deserve this. I just don't
deserve this, like, at all.

Your trust level must just be so low
right now. It is, and that's why I said

him, I'm like, my trust is severely
compromised with you. I don't like to,

put, like, an expiration, a timeline on
things, but, like, I'm sorry, I've been

unbelievably patient with you. Like I
said, like, prove your commitment to

marriage. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

To this relationship.

Prove that you are committed to me
fully, and none of this other shit

and that you're going to start getting
your feet together.

You're going to knock it off of the
boys' trips. Find out what you want to

It's your life.

Every day, wake up and do something
that's going to get you one step closer.

Yeah.

Come on in.

What are you doing?

I'm just checking out my app.

Finally got it up and running, huh?
Yeah.

I love to work out. It's one of my
favorite things to do. I know an app

designer, and I say, hey, let's do this
cool workout app.

And action.

Hey, guys. Welcome to Jack's Fitness.
Let's start with the dynamic warm -up.

This is my own app, my very own app. I
mean, it's kind of like a cool dream

true. That's pretty much me running from
ex -girlfriend.

The guy's done a great job.

Dude, congrats on the app.

Also, I wanted to commend you on, you
know, having the courage.

Throw your best friends under the bus
behind their backs like takes a lot of

courage, dude No, I did a lot of courage
man. I didn't do that. This is what

happens. Can you my phone sat right
here, dude? Just spare me Yeah, man. I'm

sorry to come in your house and confront
you but dude, I've been hearing stuff

not stop I didn't do anything dude. Come
on. I know you went to Dodie man.

You're showing text from this girl from
Vegas Dude, don't don't deny it You went

with the intent of doing that. I told
you I wanted to handle it. She grabbed

phone. Dude, shut up.

Here, go through my phone.

I will if you want me to. Yeah, go
through my phone.

I don't understand. I asked you. I said,
Jack, I'm going to tell Katie, let me

handle it at my own pace.

Just say I'm sorry.

That's all you got to say.

I'm not sorry. Dude, you're not sorry
for going behind my back, sitting down

with Kristen and telling her like a
little weasel? But if you never did

in the first place, then how could I
cause anything?

I know, I f***ed up, but you made it
worse, dude.

You're instigating.

Because I'm tired for the last two years
of my making out to be the f***ing liar

in the cover -up. Dude, dude, dude,
dude, dude.

I mean, let's just be clear here.
There's two things that happened that

wrong. I shouldn't have showed Kristen
enough tech, but maybe Tom shouldn't

done what he did.

Listen, I don't mind taking the cover up
for you guys. I didn't mind. But then

you guys don't just have my back and be
like, lay off, Jax. Don't even, like,

dude, just lay off of him. Dude, are you
serious? You guys never had my back at

all, even when we did cover.

Are you serious right now? Yeah.

Jax. Dude, do you know I f***ing bend
over backwards? How do I know? I don't

it. Dude, just defending you over the
San Diego thing?

Dude,

because everyone's accusing you of
having sex. Oh, so what?

Yeah, I guess. Who cares?

Dude, dude, dude. There's a pattern here
of you f***ing with my relationships.

Trying to sabotage. And there's a
pattern for me. And I said I was sorry.

Yeah, I know. But you tried to make it
look like it was a noble thing. Like all

of a sudden you had integrity or
something. It's a win -win for you.

you get to be the f***ing guy who can't
keep his dick in his pants. But since

he's honest about it, you know. Wait,
wait, wait, wait. I can't keep my dick

my pants? Yeah. Are we going to go there
right now? Yeah.

Coming up.

You all have done something. Just own
it. Move on. Yes, I did own it. Did you

tell Katie everything?

Do you want, are we going to go there
right now? Yeah. Did you tell Katie

everything? Yeah. What did you tell her?
Dude, I told her we hooked up. You

hooked up fully, 100%. Yeah.

I went to like an after party, and I
actually did like make out with that

What are you looking at me like that,
dude?

We didn't have sex, if that's what
you're saying.

Dude, don't, dude, just stop. You're on.
Just stop, man. Do you want to get

started? Yeah. Do you want to get
started? Do you want to talk about

You got a lot of balls trying to throw
Tom under the bus. You've already put

guy through hell.

I didn't throw Tom under the bus. What
the f*** are you talking about?

We don't talk about what happened in
Miami.

Nothing f***ing happened.

I'm telling you. Okay.

You're lying to me, man.

Dude, I didn't say anything.

You're perpetuating that. You're pushing
it and trying to keep it alive.

Don't come over here, dude.

All you do is you do your own s***. Go
deal with it on your own. I know, but

dude, dude, dude. I can't keep my dick
in my pants. Obviously, neither can you

two.

I'm f***ing livid.

I keep all Jackson's dirty secrets. I'm
a vault. And he still comes after me.

You're such a scumbag. Look at you. You
can't handle it. I don't care, dude. Let

me just get it out.

You all have done something. Just own
it. Move on. Yes, I did own it. No one

died. You f***ed up on your girlfriend.
Who gives a f***?

Move on. That's not what I'm mad about.
I'm owning that. I'm mad that you, my

supposed friend, went behind my back
like a f***ing snake weasel and is

on me to people.

Everybody's saying honesty is the best
policy.

And now what am I supposed to do? Do I
be honest or do I be loyal?

And I always have a hard time with these
two things.

I'm not blaming Tom, but you put me in a
position.

Trying to weasel out of it. Get out of
here, man. Just stay out of my

relationship. Dude. Just say yes. Yes.

Until I walked down the aisle.

So what do you know about Kristen?

I don't feel comfortable with her being
in the place that I'm staying in.

Kristen texted me.

Dude, this is inappropriate, Shane. I
just want to go pat him on the back and

like, God, Tom, congratulations.

I'm really f***ing over you.

Call it my ego, call it my whatever it
is. I'm a f***ing guy. And Kristen

shouldn't be texting him anything, quite
frankly.

Well, the wedding's going to be a
f***ing blast.

It's supposed to start at 6.

Seriously, tell them to hurry.

Yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go,
let's go.

I know.

Oh my God, I'm not ready.

No, no, have her stop and start over.
She seems to have changed her mind.

I'm not going to.

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