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Previously on Vanderpump Rules.

Welcome to Pump. I've always said Villa Blanca is where you take your wife.

Sir is where you take your mistress.

And now Pump can be where you take your boyfriend.

It's absolutely dead.

All of our customers are at the opening.

I think it would be so good for you to cut it out of your life.

Tom, I told you to be over.

Kristen, I have moved on.

I know the torch she did on Kitty.

With two different people, for sure.

This is bullshit.

We don't cheat on each other.

Kristen said that you made out with someone.

That was true.

I would love nothing more than for Tom to fucking rail a girl right in front of

her. What is wrong with you?

Where's your leash? Stassi here? Shut the fuck up, Jax. I hate you. I hate

I hate you more than life. Go cry some more. You have to stand up for yourself.

Like, is he going to still hang out with them? Like, are those his friends?

the things that I needed to know and not anything more, really.

Okay, so he's admitting that he made out with somebody, but he's not, he

definitely didn't sleep with someone in Vegas, like Jack says.

No, no. It was like, some of the stuff, like, hurt to hear. Like, there's been

periods in our relationship that he was really questioning and very unhappy.

I'm sorry.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Hey.

Hey. Hey, my love.

We were just talking about it. I know, I just heard that you made out with

someone. That's fun.

Do you want to explain it?

No, I didn't come here to talk about that. I just came to drop off some

and say hi.

Who makes out with people? That's actually the real question, right?

But who cheats on such an amazing person like Katie?

Well, I guess I do.

Wait, even though I just made a joke, that doesn't mean that you can make a

joke. I'm not making a joke. I brought tulips.

There's one for you, there's one for you, there's 18 for you. Dude, you can't

charm your way out of it. My nerves are fried.

I've been through a lot.

I mean, I'm not looking for sympathy.

I know, but I just, like... Your friend screamed in my face for, like, the

tenth time. I know. Like a complete f***ing fool. I know, I know. So

inappropriate.

I know. Saying just the most foul, disgusting thing.

And your nerves are shot. But your nerves are shot. I know. You guys, I'm

exhausted. Then why are you here?

I didn't come over here to get yelled at. Be a man and just take being yelled

at. Katie is basically a lesbian right now because she's not dating a man.

Schwartz is just a pussy.

Do you know what I mean? I'm just so tired. We're not even yelling at you.

I don't care because you hurt her. And I don't care what you think. Then get out

of my house.

All right. Get out of my house, Schwartz. Get out of my house.

Hey, babe.

I'm leaving.

Babe. Really? Get out of my house, Schwartz.

I wish Schwartz wouldn't have just let Stassi kick him out. If he wanted to say

something, he should have stuck around and said it.

What's been made very clear is that Schwartz has some growing up to do.

He's not going to come in here and then say, I don't care what you think,

Stassi, like barging into my apartment and act like he doesn't care what you're

going through.

This is not Schwartz.

He needs to cut Jax out of his life.

Like, he just needs to get his act together.

I don't meddle in Katie's relationship.

But Jax is just being so diabolical.

Sick. He needs to feel like he's losing you or something.

Hey, Peter.

Hey, Lisa. How are you doing?

I'm just getting ready for tonight, you know, the usual. I saw there's like a

sweet 16 birthday party.

Are they all 16? Nobody drinks when they're 16. I know, but they'll order

non -alcoholic cocktails.

Okay, go on.

So Gay Pride is coming up. Yeah, yeah.

So Natalie's already put together a plan for it. Right.

She's got some go -go dancers coming in. Yeah.

Three guys, two girls, dancing on the bar.

One of them's dressed like a horse.

I think maybe it was a whore, not a horse, wasn't it?

Is it really a whore? No.

Gay Pride's always been a huge event. Every year we've had a float in the

parade.

Wee -haw!

Happy Pride, guys!

But this year, with the opening of Pump, it was just too much. So we're just

going to have a party at Pump and at Sir, and that is enough to deal with,

me. It's always fun.

You buying me a drink?

Hi. Hi.

Do you know Danny up here?

Yeah. How do you know Danielle?

I'm her really good friend, and I'm interviewing her. Well, I'm Jax, by the

Nice to meet you. I'm Vale. Vale. Nice to meet you.

Hello.

Hi. Hi. Oh, speak of the devil. Yay.

Are you excited to meet Lisa?

I am. I'm a little nervous, but I'm excited.

All right. Are you ready? You're welcome to come back for a drink on me when

you're done.

Can I have one?

No.

Good luck.

Hi.

How are you?

I'm going to sleep with her, probably.

Probably.

Hello. Hello.

This is my good friend, Vale. Hello, Vale. Lisa. Hi.

She is a sweetheart.

This sounds like a very biased opinion already. No, she is. It's very biased.

All right, I have to go sit up. I love you. Bye, honey. I love you. See you.

what's your experience with sober?

I used to be a server at Dominic's on Beverly.

Right. At Dominic's. How many customers do they have?

We'd have 200 through in a night.

So it's a lot busier here.

It's a bigger job here. Sometimes we have 500, 600 in a night. Just some

reservations. And then walk -ins and people at the bar. Exactly.

Okay. So where are you from?

I'm from Boston. Right. I went to Princeton University. Oh, you did? Yeah.

graduated from Princeton? I did.

Half the kids here didn't graduate from kindergarten.

Why do you want to work here?

I'm one of those struggling actresses, and it's really hard to pay the bills.

Yeah, I hear you. I hear you.

Bale certainly looks like she would fit in perfectly with her. I mean, she's a

gorgeous girl. But one thing I've learned is that all that glitters is not

Well, look, let's give it a try. I mean, I think A -Pride, maybe you can just

help out. Do you know how you go? Yeah, that sounds really fun.

Okay. And I don't encourage any intercompany dating. Not that anybody is

actually free because they're all dating each other.

That's true.

Okay, good.

All right. Thank you so much. All right. I'm excited.

Okay. Thank you. You're welcome. Okay. Bye, guys. Bye.

Too good. She's never going to laugh.

I know. She's too cute. She's too pretty. She's too smart.

Perfect.

I'm in the doghouse a little.

Thank you. Thank you very much. All right.

Do you know what you want for your entree? Yeah, I do. I probably just want

get some salmon.

Okay, I'm going to get this first thing. Sounds great. Cheers.

Thank you. You're welcome.

No worries.

Hubby, we're a real couple.

We've got a fancy dinner.

Things have been strained between me and Katie, but it's more just a wake -up

call and a realization that I need to be a better boyfriend.

I feel like we can work through this, and we're going to come out a stronger

couple. I think it's been a wake -up call for us both.

We've been through hell for the past three days, but there's definitely a

bit of a lining.

At least on my end, I feel like I definitely appreciate you more.

You know what? At the end of the day, you made a bad choice. You made out with

somebody, and I would be lying if I said it didn't hurt.

Of course.

But I can forgive it and pass it. It just frustrated me the way it came

Whoa. Thank you.

That's beautiful. Thank you.

I'm just, mostly, mostly, I just really hate Jack.

Yeah. I don't know how you just can't seem to just with him. I would prefer

you don't see Jack.

Maybe that's just not realistic because we have friends in the same social

clique. Say, for instance, I end up going somewhere, like going go -karting.

He's been an ass. He tried to make you look like a sh**. You're a great person.

You try to get me to break up with you. What kind of reasonable or good person

in any way does that work? His twisted logic was that he thought that I was

really unhappy in the relationship, and he thought he was doing me a service or

something. I know.

Had Stassi ever done that? She has a major influence on you. She did. And so

does Jack. No, he does not.

I just, I guess I see it as frivolous and instead of malicious.

I'm not saying you need to bitch about it. But just let your actions and

everything speak for themselves.

It's frustrating that after all the fights that Tom and I have had about

he keeps defending Jack when I'm the one that he should be defending.

Please no one -on -one bro -downs. No bro -downs.

I think I'm being very, very fair right now. Yeah, you know what else you're

being? With you.

Once. Sexy.

Coming up. I have an inability to hold a grudge against Jax.

Jax is conspiring.

Oh,

good lordy.

What the?

You look amazing. Are you going to have a little panic attack?

No, no, no. I brought a Xanax if things get out of hand. Are you serious?

Just kidding.

On a day like today, it's going to be packed, so I need all my best people.

And if they're not available, then I call Tom Schwartz.

So this is the menu. This is the menu for today, yeah. Okay, but I don't think

we're going to be serving too much food, do you? No, not at all, but we're

really going to do a lot of drinks.

Happy Pride.

Hey, hey.

Hi. Nice pink top.

Y 'all can get spray painted.

Gay pride is like Mardi Gras for the gay community.

It's getting sexier. It's so much fun, and we make a ton of money.

Is it time for a cocktail yet? It's 9 a .m.

Hi. Hi. Do you have to get spray painted? That's what we're trying to

out. No, I'm going to go ahead and pass on that.

Hey.

Happy gay pride.

Hello. Val, this is Kristen.

Hi. Hey, Kristen. Nice to meet you. I'm Val. This is my friend Val.

She's a new girl. Be nice to her.

I should probably just go with the mesh by itself, right?

Probably should.

Just go with the undies and the mesh? Undies and mesh. I think it's probably

your best bet.

I can see her nipples.

I don't think any of these guys are looking at her today. I think she's

I think everyone's... That's true.

They're all guys.

I don't really think anybody cares.

It's a very, very, very good -looking bunch of people working together, which

probably why they date each other. Good -looking group of kids, drink.

Sexy vibes. I could see how they could get themselves in some trouble.

What's in your drink? Vodka diet.

Vodka diet?

What do you got? It's just water. Don't kill me.

Hey, mom. No flirting.

Don't go there.

You have a girlfriend? You? No way.

I would never.

Every day there's a new supermodel coming into work here.

I can't help it that she's a pretty girl.

And they literally wear a dress that they can fit in their hand.

And they don't wear underwear and they don't wear a bra.

I'm only human.

Looking good.

Really?

pride. It's losing its pride virginity.

So, Pup is officially coming out.

I like you.

I don't like you.

I know, I'm sorry.

I was a little insensitive. Probably borderline ass.

Yes, and what, so you just made out with someone? Who just makes out with

someone? I don't want to make excuses about it. Does it really matter? I did

But for Jax to say that we had sex.

Bessie's definitely a good friend, but I'm starting to question whether or not

she has Katie's best interest in mind.

I'm starting to think that she just has her interest in mind.

He apologized to me. I don't care.

You can't apologize for something like that. You're done. That's when you go,

you're done.

I have an inability to hold a grudge against Jax, and it's like, I don't even

understand it myself.

Jax is hip -firing.

I haven't seen that.

Jax is like poison.

Schwartz is just too stupid to realize that Jax has always tried to drive a

wedge between Schwartz and Katie.

I should be working. I want to get yelled at.

Nope.

Wait.

Aha.

I made wonderful memories of Pride last year.

Time last year.

What's Tom's phone number?

And then I confronted Ariana, so it's a very good time. That's a stupid bar.

Wait, be straight. Have you ever hooked up with a boy?

100 % no. Okay, never.

Crazy how much can change in a year.

I would like to have a gay pride day with Kristen that wasn't about Tom.

Hell, I'd like to have any day with Kristen that isn't about Tom.

Yeah.

How was your first day? It was cool, I guess. It was cool. I've never worked a

day this slow.

Even Tuesday nights are busier than this.

Okay, so it's normally busier than that. Oh my God, yeah.

My tips from today were supposed to go towards the dessert bar at my wedding.

And considering how dead it is right now, looks like everyone's going to be

going on a diet.

Why would somebody open up a business right down the street from their other

business? Her other business.

Thank you. Because every gay pride, I'm telling you, you're not allowed to

drink. So are you going down there?

Yeah. I'd like to see Katie, but I don't want to go in the... It's like going in

the lion's den.

Oh, John.

You can't just cut that piece of your life out. I think that he's going to

disappear off the face of the earth.

I've done it for a year.

You can have a civil... Trust me.

You know what? I think you should go have brunch with Brandy tomorrow.

Touché, my dear.

busy honestly whenever i met sir it's like a time warp it's so good to see you

guys i've never gone back to my high school since i graduated but i'd imagine

that it would be something like that

I know my way around Sir well enough that I'm pretty confident I can avoid

I think somebody's over there. You might recognize him.

You know, last year there was a bloat, there was angel wing, there was a line

out the door to get into Sir. This year, some pixie girl, a centaur, and there's

also a couple hundred dollars left in tip because of pump.

It's really suck.

It's dead in here. I want to shoot down to Pump real quick and see how Schwartz

is doing. Do you mind?

Like just 30 minutes. Do you need to check on him?

I need to check on him. You're a big daddy?

I'm his big brother. I can respect that.

I'll be right back. Cool.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

I don't know why I can't stay mad at Jax.

Maybe it's like when your puppy pees in the rug, you don't just kick it out of

the apartment.

You know, you give it a little rap on the ass and you make up. Is everything

okay now? Honestly, you have no idea how bad, like for 48 hours.

Because of you, my life was literally a living hell.

I'm tired of being blamed for other people's problems. He did.

Technically, cheat on her. So, all I've done is make Tom and Katie deal with the

truth. There's a new girl. There's a new girl that just started, sir.

So pretty. Her name is Val.

You gotta come and check out. She's nice. Just so you know, my leash is

this long.

I'm not gonna be able to come check out any girl.

It's your fault.

I'm not going in.

Is this like your little cheerleader over here?

Yeah.

So, deja vu, right?

Yeah. This time last year, I came up here crying with you and me. I asked you

you were f***ing around with my boyfriend and you told me no. Which I

f***ing around with your boyfriend.

So you're as big of a liar as he is.

I've come crystal clear clean about everything that I've done in my life.

I don't understand why Tom and Ariana can't do the same.

You didn't have that life.

What life is that?

The life that I used to have.

I don't think my life is anything what yours is. I mean, you're good.

He's cheating on you just like you cheated on me. What did you expect?

I'm not going to think to this level that Kirsten has been trying to pull us

down to so many times.

It's just not going to happen.

So this week, I am going to go to his house, so you don't have to be like, all

right, there, you know?

I'm just there. You're always just there.

Okay. When I need to talk to him about bills, I'm not trying to... Thank you.

Coming up.

You haven't lived here in six months, so I shouldn't be getting any of your

mail. Like, babe, you...

I'm a little surprised to see that the...

isn't quite as busy as the last couple of years, but Pump, being on the main

drag, pun intended, is right in the middle of it. So, of course, it was

to the rafters.

So, what is the breakdown with the tip? The hostess makes the least amount of

money. Oh, shucks. They do, though.

But, like, what about supercharming? I can't up it. It's just like a...

flat percentage.

Maybe people will slip you money if you give them a good table.

I don't know.

And wear like a really low top.

I don't really have, I don't have a lot to really show. Push those babies up.

I'll just do a, yeah. Hi.

Hi. Hi.

I can't believe you're here for Gay Pride.

Hi. You're Stassi, right? I met you before, fail. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fail. It

with Danny at Rocket. No, not Rocket Marley.

Phoenix. Phoenix?

Phoenix?

Are you working here now? Uh -huh.

I've met Vale before, and I thought that she was this fabulous girl that's

probably jet -setting off to France.

You know what's a good cure for thinking someone's fabulous?

Learning they just took a hosting job at Sir.

I was at Pump. It was really busy.

Where is Pump?

Right down the street. It's one of the new little spots.

Yeah, I think the name is clever.

I like it. I don't do it.

It's all right.

Oh, my God. She looks like two butterflies landed on her eyelashes and

Are you done?

Yeah, kind of. She's running me through the tips and stuff. I was just informing

her how little. Well, yes. The little. I'm not worried about it. What I'm

about more than the money is just how everyone's like, it's really dark.

There's a lot of.

Bull. Bull.

Maybe.

I know. I'm just surprised you're here so often with all the bull.

I just don't get where Stassi gets off, feeling so superior to all of us who

work at SUR, and yet she feels the need to keep showing up at SUR and then trash

the place.

Like, you're not a part of the family anymore.

Bitch, go.

I mean,

I want to get away from some of you, but I have so many of my other friends here

that, you know, if something like this is going on, I want to be around them.

Like, Sheena, those friends that you have over there, You can keep them. You

boss them around.

I only want to boss around cool people, not losers.

Well, I'm hot. I'm doing my clothes out. You're done. Glad you had a good first

day. Thanks. Good to see you again. Good to see you.

That's a strut. She just strutted off.

You'll see a lot of that strut.

Did you just get here?

Did you just get here? Yeah.

How's it feel to be here?

It could be better.

But you're stealing all the business over there.

It's been difficult for me to give Sir as much attention as I normally do

because of Pump.

But now I need to step in there. I mean, just because I've had success in the

past doesn't mean that Sir is going to continue to be a success.

Can I put underneath this?

Yeah.

Because I don't want to burn your carpet.

That's perfect.

Cool. Thanks.

You're welcome.

Did you tell Tom that you were going to go over to his place today, or are you

just going to show up and grab your shit and run?

No, I'm hoping that his shadow isn't going to be there.

Why do you even care so much?

Get your s*** from Tom and just, like, have it at that, you know? Well, she,

like, sits in the corner and she doesn't say anything.

She's, like, come in here and you just want to, like, talk about it outside.

No, that's fine. Come on in.

And she's just, like, the quiet little, like, super cool, chill girlfriend that

she's clearly not, but that's what she pretends to be.

It's, like, girl, like, get over it. You know what I mean?

Yeah. It's not like I'm trying to have a f***ing heart -to -heart with him or

get in his pants, so... So, since this is going to be what you're...

Third or fourth time picking up your old belongings from Tom's apartment?

How many more times do you think you're going to have to do that, or is this one

of the last times?

Let's just be the last, I hope.

You know, I understand that Kristen has to deal with her ex -boyfriend, but,

like, do you really need to go over to Tom's place to get your mail?

Look at you, sexy girl. Where are you going?

It's, like, all the time. It just gets exhausting.

When's this going to bloody stop?

Totally going to have a nip slip today.

Great.

Is there any chance of me getting out of this, or am I... No.

For a stock?

No. Oh, dude.

Kristen's coming over here, and I don't want to be here alone.

Dude, I don't blame you. Her ghost still haunts these walls.

No. Ariana told me she can hear slamming the microwave sometimes late at night.

Dude.

Hi. Yo.

Can I come in for a sec?

Yeah, sure. I got your...

stuff over there. Swags.

More mail? Is this really old, yeah? No, no, no, no. I did my change of address

over a week ago.

But Kristen, also, like, you haven't lived here in six months, so I shouldn't

getting any of your mail.

She's just doing that, like, extremely cliche thing where it's like, look good

around your ex, but it's like you just see right through that.

You've not responded to a single text?

Yes, I have, Kristen.

Do you want me to show you?

It's like old times.

Yeah.

Apparently, Tom feels that he needs to have a bodyguard just to have a

conversation with me.

Such a baby.

I don't say anything to you or James anymore, and nor have I in a long time.

And I'd appreciate it if you did the same.

You don't need to go up and talk to Ariana.

You don't need to... I mean, I was hardly talking to her. I didn't insult

just said it's like deja vu.

He's cheating on you just like he cheated on me. What did you expect?

Blah, blah, blah.

deja vu that we're standing in the same place together. You didn't say our

relationship's a lie. It's built on lies.

Well... That's what I think. Kristen, the point I'm trying to make is stop

up and, like... And you made up... Like... Babe, you... Tom, sorry.

Freudian slip.

This is coming seriously from a place of, like, caring about you, from, like,

love, that I'm very honest. Will you please look at me?

I think... When things start off badly and dishonestly,

they're not going to end well.

And we know that.

And that's how you guys started.

No, we didn't. Yeah, you did.

It would be a sign of respect if Tom were to just be honest with me. Tell me

truth. Tell me you were sleeping with Ariana behind my back.

Honestly, I think that would put my mind at ease.

You're coming at me with this when you...

Jack, on my couch while I was asleep when we were together. I did not. I did

not. Ariana.

You're never going to admit it. Kristen, you're the only one that thinks that.

Like, that's you. Do you want me to be happy for you guys together? Like,

what you're asking for me, and I can't do that.

I've told you since the very beginning, I want you to be happy. Then leave me

alone. I don't. Then leave me alone. Stop involving yourself in my

We are so happy together, Kristen.

We have a great relationship and a great friendship.

I know, I remember those days, Tom.

I remember those days. The first... Oh, no, you and I. Oh, that's right. I'm

sorry. You like to say that in six years our relationship was shit the entire

time.

Why would you stay with someone for six years if your relationship was hell?

Because I felt trapped with you, Kristen.

For six years?

I felt trapped with you.

Why do you just treat me like... I don't want to be around you, Kristen.

I don't want to be around you.

Every time I give Kristen an inch, she takes a mile.

So I have to just be very, like, stern with her.

I feel slightly bad for that.

Slightly. We don't have to talk anymore. We have clearly nothing left to talk

about. Yeah.

Okay. Bye, Short.

See you, Daddy.

Ignore each other like we were.

She came over here dressed up in nines.

You know, in her mind...

She was like, there's a possibility you might try to hook up with me. You know

that. I felt like I was in a time warp.

That's about as close to a time machine as we have.

Dude, she lives in a lie, dude.

She's crazy.

Coming up. I don't want to be petty. You feel like somebody who started a rumor

about him having sex with someone is petty?

You're making excuses for yourself.

What's up, guys?

Oh, my God, I'm so happy to see you.

Oh, my God, he was so lucky I was here. He completely withdrew. He started,

like, crying and cowering. I had to step in. I had to handle everything.

I had to handle everything.

And I was like, don't ever come back ever again.

I know, I had to hold him back. Yeah.

He definitely wasn't sitting there hiding himself. No, I wasn't cowering

looking at my phone.

It's okay. Last time she was here, when I was here, I was playing Candy Crush.

Dude, I could have at least sincerely been reading something or doing

I was just staring at it and, like, doing fake thumb motions. I was even

the thumb motion.

Dude, I'm such a f***ing coward.

So, you guys had a great time.

Man.

She's lucky I had to do today.

The last time Gerson came over, she took one look at me and started bawling her

eyes out.

I don't need to be there for that.

So she came over here because she wanted to talk to me about how she doesn't

think that you and I are good together?

I guess.

That's what she closed with.

I want to inject when you guys are going at it. I know you guys had a lot of

stuff to get out, but I wanted to call Kristen out because it does not sit well

with me that she's been perpetuating the rumors and exaggerating them.

I know that's where she did it.

With two different people, for sure.

The whole thing was just too much for Katie.

It was like a whirlwind of too much information at once. Yeah. Like, all,

exaggerated. And then you got Stassi there. Fueling the fire, dude, and

chastising me when I walk in and try to bring her flowers. I don't even want to

tell you about that.

Hey, let me guess. Without you telling me, I bet Stassi kicked you out and made

you leave, because that's, like, her favorite thing to do. Why don't you just

go? I'm tired of you.

Then get out of my house. All right. Get out of my house. Get out of my house.

Dude, they had their pitchforks out, man.

It's funny because Stassi hates Jax. She thinks he's the most awful person.

But unbeknownst to her, her and Jax are doing the exact same thing from opposite

ends to Katie and Schwartz.

Well, Katie said yesterday at Pride that things were good.

Yeah.

We had sex.

We had good sex.

Yeah? Like, good sex like we used to have when we first started dating. I

to, like, almost like I'm, like, picking at the door.

Just, like, ravage her?

Yeah. You guys are some campy -ass motherfuckers. We are.

But I love you.

You look good together.

We look good together, too.

Look at him. Isn't he gorgeous?

Hi.

How are you?

You're late.

I am a little late today.

A little late is a big late for me.

100%, I'm not going to be irresponsible. I know you have a business to run. So

you know our rules. Yeah, because I've had problems with people breaking rules.

Kristen, you are ordering drinks, taking them to the back.

And drinking. I've seen that. Do you drink?

I drink, yeah. I'll go through phases where I won't drink for four or five

months just because I don't want to. I don't like to party too hard because I

know I have a proclivity towards it.

You know, I struggle with substance abuse.

Yeah. Yeah, a while ago.

I've never had problems with drinking.

Okay. It's more harder stuff. Okay.

I lucked out in my acting career.

I was on Young and the Restless for just under three years. And I was starting

to get into this whole, like...

what seemed like a Hollywood lifestyle.

I was starting to get into a little bit of trouble with the drugs.

Obviously, you know, I'm doing well now.

I meditate twice a day. I have my stuff together, but I certainly have a

history. It's just... Not surround myself with

people that... Right.

That would take you down the wrong path. Yeah, like, I'm strong. I can resist

it, but I don't want to be subjecting myself to it all the time.

Hopefully, you're staying well away from Mr. Jax Taylor.

I'm just saying Jax might not be the best influence.

Yeah, I'm telling you.

I know, that's what everyone has said. I know what Jax is like. He's like a dog

on heat, and he sees you coming in. He's like... I know what he's like, okay? So

I'm just giving you the heads up, right? Yeah.

Everyone makes mistakes. It's human.

But I'm really happy to be past it.

That's just not how I want to go through life.

I'm just glad we've had this conversation.

Yeah. Because as long as you're here at work, you've got a smile on your face,

and you're safe and happy and making the right choice in your life, then that's

good for me. Yeah, we all got to grow up sometime, you know? Yeah.

We're going to do the 9 -inch. 9 -inch cake. Do you guys know what color you

want to do? Let's do gold.

Gold. Why don't we do silver and gold?

No, we're going to stick to gold. All gold. Yeah.

Here is your cake.

I just realized something.

We don't get to eat this.

Because Peter, his birthday, it's just a guy's thing. I feel like scratch the

whole Peter birthday thing. Let's make this for ourselves.

We're decorating an ombre gold cake for Peter because that's the cake I want to

eat. I need you to hold it up and I'm going to do this, okay?

The shit we do for Peter.

This is for me now. So how was it seeing everybody on Gay Pride?

The whole reason, like, I don't want to go in a stir is, like, seeing people

like Tina. Like, the fact that, like, she could just, like, sit down and kind

be normal. She was probably sitting down, though, because Vale was sitting

us. Vale knows better. Like, I know Vale. Okay, but I'm just going to let

know if she all of a sudden wants to be friends with them, I'm going to be like,

something must be wrong with you.

So she will automatically be one of the shitheads.

When I started, sir, I wish that I had somebody to give me, you know, the

scoop and to steer me in the right direction. Because then I never would

met Kristen and she never would have introduced me to Jack.

Honestly, I'm sick of everyone making excuses for this group of people. I

they're all disgusting and they're so used to being in this like bubble of

disgustingness because they've each done terrible things. So they are friends

with each other because they each make themselves feel better about the other

bad things that they have done.

I'm going to do it a little lower. That looks like shit.

I'm getting tired. I'm getting lazy at this point. You do it, then. You have,

like, two left.

Did you and Schwartz go on a date?

Yes.

We went to Beso.

Trendy.

Well, it's still Hollywood.

It was really nice.

Yeah, it was nice. I mean, we definitely, like, talked about it a lot,

After, like, arguing with Tom so much about it, I don't want to be, like, the

old Canadian girlfriend, like, me or, like, Jax. He agrees, though, with Jax.

But he's still going to go, like, hang out with him?

I said, I understand, like, you and Jax have mutual friends still.

And it's unfair of me to say, well, you can't go anywhere that Jax is. Like,

Schwartz wants to go go -karting. But he knows how important it is to you and

how much Jax has hurt you.

But here's the thing. If I can get over my boyfriend making a bad decision that

he is incredibly sorry for, then why do I need to tell him who we can and can't

be friends with?

He should just be doing it on his own.

I don't know who the weaker person is in this relationship.

Schwartz for not taking a stand against Jack, or Katie for letting him get away

with it.

He's assured me that I am always considered number one, and my feelings

considered all the time, and I will allow that.

In Sassy's world, everything is black and white, but in the real world, that's

not really how it works.

It's almost like I was fighting a fight to win something when what I would lose

would be much greater.

Bottom line, I don't want Jack.

to end my relationship one way or another.

I don't want to be petty. He knows how I feel. I just want to let you know that

it's not petty.

But I'm starting to feel like... You feel like somebody who said, I would

to see Schwartz fuck another girl right in front of Katie. I'm not condoning the

friendship anymore.

You're making excuses for yourself. I have to let it go.

Well, that sucks.

You shouldn't have to.

It blows my mind.

That Katie is still allowing Schwartz to hang out with Jax. Sometimes you have

to take a stand.

Otherwise, you're just a doormat. If you are happy, if you feel comfortable with

Jax still being around, after he did that, like, I don't want to see my

relationship deteriorate because of Jax.

Coming up. Jax isn't the issue. He's treated her so terribly.

Me not being friends with Jax doesn't solve anything.

I'm here. What is this go -karting for the world? Let's race.

Loser has to go on McKinney. I just want to race, man. Let's do it.

I don't think people realize the skill that goes in go -karting.

You're laughing for it. You got to take the inside. You got to take the outside.

I can't get around you.

These are decisions that have to be made on a moment's notice.

I just realized I don't think any of these guys have a valid driver's license

right now. I'm not cool with that.

No wonder they wanted to go go -karting. It's the only legal driving they're

allowed to do.

I'm proud of you, man.

Why? No accidents, no DUIs.

For once, I didn't get pulled over.

Am I going to take your bone, Fran?

Hi.

Hi.

What are you doing? It's so clean. It smells good in here.

It's because I'm in here.

No. You guys look cute.

Thanks. We've decorated.

We went to this place down the street called Cake Mix, where you get a fancy

decoration. I've heard about that place.

It was fun, so we gave it to Peter.

Peter said he's having a dude thing this weekend. A dude? Have you been invited?

Birthday? Yeah.

Tom, Jack, Shay.

Okay, can I just ask you, why do you want to be friends with someone who

witnessed all those things that he's done?

When Stassi's mad at somebody, she's not going to miss an opportunity to lay

into them. She's not just going to let it go. You shouldn't allow anyone to

to your girlfriend the way that Jack says.

You shouldn't allow anyone to hurt your girlfriend. Like, if my boyfriend didn't

have my back 100%, and didn't want to protect me, and I would...

I would be out so fast. I did want to protect her, and I did. I handled the

situation.

He has treated her so terribly. I know, but listen. Cutting off my friendship

permanently with Jax isn't going to... It's probably the most healthy thing you

could do. For real.

Me not being friends with Jax doesn't solve anything.

Jax isn't the issue. It's not about Jax. It's about us, all right?

I tried it with Stassi, my thing. Not everything's about Jax, all right? More

importantly, not everything's about you, Stassi. I don't understand what you're

holding on to with Jax. Why do we keep talking about Jax? Because he did

something terrible to her. Because he's done terrible things to everyone in his

life. Stassi, you're not, you're way partial. So, like, honestly.

What, like, how much more serious does this need to get? Like, what more does

have to do? You keep breathing life into the Jax thing. You're keeping it alive.

You gotta just let it go.

I think definitely Schwartz needs to start taking responsibility in his life.

And the best way he can do that is to cut Jack's out of his life.

He should be exiled.

Next time on Vanderpump Rules.

You know your new girl, Vale.

I'm not trying to get in her pants or anything. You're trying to bang her. You

most likely will try to bang her. So far, all I see is a nice guy. Everyone

SIR tells me to watch out for you.

You turn around to Tom Schwartz and you said, it's either Jax or me. What do you

think he'd say? He would probably choose Jax.

How can I help you guys?

I feel like often when I do try to talk, it's like falling on deaf ears.

James wants to talk to you, by the way. I don't have any time for that shit in

my life. I'm not the problem. The problem is and always will be Kristen.

a fucking man who's not worried about me. Because you annoy me, James.

Everything about you annoys me. The way you do your hair every day annoys me.

Get out the...

Out of my face.

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