All language subtitles for The.Real.Housewives.of.Beverly.Hills.S15.E12

Previously on The Real Housewives of
Atlanta.

To an awesome start to an amazing day!

Hello! Look at the rabbit, you guys. We
got a BBL.

We'll give you some flexibility.

I really care about these ladies.

I want everybody to be able to laugh
like we used to.

Are you guys ready for my big reveal?

Check on Ralph. He's in Vegas on a work
trip. Are you worried about him in

Vegas, girl?

One of the producers of the video, she
was boiling him down and she had invited

him to audition for that Vegas show.

I'm just not really trusting him at this
point.

It's a thing called karma. This karma
statement

is really not settling with me.

You leave early tomorrow?

Yeah, I have a concert this weekend.

I apologize for Sam you at the winery.
It's a lot more that I've been dealing

with that you guys are not aware of.

Courtney, the reason I asked you to stop
touching me is because it became very

condescending. To me, I keep getting
mean girl energy from you, and I don't

think that's probably who you are to the
rest of them.

The bolo night.

Candy saying like I made out with
Latoya.

She was like, no, I didn't. And I was
like, yes, you did.

Girl, you're not going to make me unsee
what I

saw.

My roots are in Atlanta, but my branches
are worldwide.

Forget the gaslight.

I'm taking the spotlight.

My past may be checkered.

But my future is solid gold.

I just don't do it for the culture.

Honey, I am the culture.

She by Sheree. More like she broke the
internet.

If you can't keep the pace, stay out of
my race.

My hand's trying to be too made up. I
just don't want to look.

Thank you very much.

You're good.

You're getting up.

An egg -like omelet? Like a veggie
omelet?

All right. Thank you.

You look good.

Oh, thank you. I feel better.

I was crazy. Like, I am so glad that I
am actually standing right

now. I am, too.

Like, I was so afraid. Honestly, I've
been in an ambulance.

One other time in my entire life. To now
be in an ambulance twice within months.

Maybe somebody put some roots on me.

Any idea who put roots on you?

Mumbling Marlo the Witch Doctor.

That is exactly what she did.

It is what it is. I'm walking, girl. I'm
like, I am walking.

I can't even sleep last night.

Oh, my God. Candy was calling me heated.

Yes. Girl, Kendi would not let it go.
She was like, I don't lie. I'm not going

to lie on her. Like, why am I lying on
her? I don't lie.

That's one, me, two, you, three, Marlo,
four, Shamia.

Right. I'm not going to tell you you did
something and you didn't.

She got up, jumped up. Kendi said, I
didn't lie.

I didn't lie.

She did. I didn't lie.

I still don't understand why Drew was so
upset about whether or not she kissed

LaToya. Like, I don't get it. Listen,
LaToya was in South Carolina with us.

I did see Drew

and LaToya this close to each other
moving their heads. So Drew was lying.

kissed the girl and she liked it. She
just was like, I'm sending in my truth.

And Candy was like, well, your truth is
wobbly.

But that's not even the worst part of
it.

Apparently, Marlo took video footage of
this and sent the footage to LaToya.

Girl, why?

And then LaToya sent it to Drew.

Oh. Yes.

Girl. Like, bitch, why you over here
talking about me? Okay. Drew immediately

called her.

I never kissed her mouth. She never
kissed my mouth. LaToya did kiss your

dog. Why you doing this? You said I was
pulling away.

So LaToya called Candy. She told her
everything.

She was like, I want to clear my name.
And I was like, what? Cleared your name,

LaToya? I was like, girl, I don't know.
One thing about LaToya, she's cute, but

I wouldn't say she was smart. Because it
is video evidence of her admitting that

she kissed Drew.

We kissed.

We never kissed, girl. That was such a
bold -faced lie, Candy. Y 'all did kiss.

Now all of a sudden, she's saying that
she didn't.

You think she's going to say something
like that today? I mean, she's going to

be mad.

To be honest with you, I did not want to
catch Jordan alive.

But I'm good with recording things.

Tori's a real bitch, and she'll inquire
if I need her. But she also lied. She

lied.

Drew might have paid Tori.

She probably cashed out or something
like, hey, don't admit that we kissed.

So I get it. Tori's a hustler. I'm OK
with that.

Watch me in the mountain.

Because in the mountain.

Hello,

good morning.

Good morning. Sleepy, you tired? You're
not sleepy.

I'm always sleepy.

Always sleepy.

And we still trying to party and kick
it. I know.

Girl, last night was crazy.

It was so much fun. The game, the
twerking.

It was a good time, I think. Until.

Until.

It went down.

I thought it was another safe space with
a girl's night.

Have you talked to Latoya?

Yeah. Latoya definitely called me
because unbeknownst to me, Marlo was

me. Latoya told you that? She sent me
the videos.

Latoya sent you videos that Marlo sent
her? She sure did.

It was 1 .37 a .m. Yeah. For the record,
in all truth and honesty, did we ever

kiss? What does it say?

No. Oh.

But you felt like, get a moment, Marlo.
Let me find a moment. Let me be thirsty

and record your friend. Like, okay, so
we're not friends. So it's very clear me

and Marlo are not friends.

Marlo's apology was fake because within
hours, here she is filming me secretly.

Really? Girl, we're on a reality show,
and you're mad that someone is filming

you?

Okay, so Marlo recorded you.

Candy called Kenya. Kenya verified it.
She called Shania. Kenya was not even

downstairs that night when we were in
South Carolina.

Come on, girl!

I heard she came down and got something
for Brooklyn. But I never saw Kenya.

We was like passing trains.

But that's your other friend.

Well, guess we're learning a lot, aren't
we?

About friends and who's friends and
who's not friends. So right now, I'm

at everybody with a side eye.

My girl Kenya, she likes to have
opinions, strong opinions, on things

does not have any knowledge about. And I
don't know where that comes from, and I

don't like it.

Usually what Kandi says is golden, like
up until she decided to lie on me. But

don't try to drag us in some bullshit
that didn't happen.

But Kandi says she's fine.

She said that, and Kandi's lying.

I don't know why Kandi is.

lying. I just know what the truth is.
Whether you believe it or not, that's on

you. What is this about?

What's the purpose of it? She wanted me
to do this movie, so I think she's

trying to warm me up to the idea of
maybe... A kissing girl. Right!

That's what I said! I was like, ow!

Hold on! Candy First Productions.

Okay, because you are producing.

We ain't never talked about this.

We were all in the dungeon, you know
that, with bedroom candy. And then they

took it on tour.

Who's really the producer here?

You think she's lying?

We all know Drew's a liar. So are we
shocked that she was telling another

No.

Like, you can go lie on everybody.

The way it ended last night, it seems
like when you come back together, the

energy's not going to be the same.

If we don't end up working together,
I'll be okay.

And if we don't end up being friends,
I'll be fine.

So did Kandi try to call Drew before she
left, or she just, like, no, she didn't

at all? If I were Drew, I would be
pissed that any...

I'm like, I tried to tell y 'all the
girl is a snake. Snake in the grass. Oh,

that's funny. Snake under some tire, a
pile of trash in the backyard. You know.

Also, some stuff happened after Candy
left.

Marlo, Jarae, they were like, oh, and
Courtney talking.

We got your back, have our back type of
situation.

So I was like, oh.

I don't feel like Courtney has your
back.

When she's saying something about me,
and she says she didn't say it on

and then we get on camera, and it's not
clear, then that's an issue.

They told her to watch out for her
cousin.

Who said that? Marlo.

Oh, that's... How long did this whole
thing last? I just wanted a couple

Courtney, like, really isn't the
smartest.

So, like...

When Sharae and Martel and Sonya were,
like, teaming up on her, Kourtney was

just, like, giving.

And you were just a fly on the wall,
just sitting back, honey, just like,

girl. It really was. This is going to be
a good bus ride today. I'm glad I can

walk, girl. I'm glad I can walk because
I want to see how this is going to go

down, girl.

Coming up.

Don't you ever record me. I will flip
the table on you, bitch. Y 'all are a

freaking embarrassment.

I have been to the hospital.

My inspiration for this trip is peace.

I want us to be able to be together and
laugh and have a good time. We're not

always going to get along, but I want
everybody to at least be able to put in

that effort.

She left out with a bang.

So blessed that I'm even walking today.

I saw the whole thing.

I was like, oh, my God.

Wait, we need to hear all this on the
bus.

We got a long ride.

It's going to be amazing.

Today, we're going to have a whole
holistic experience.

Are we going back to do yoga?

We are going to sound bath.

Lord, do we ever need it.

I'm taking the ladies to a sound bath
because after doing some research, I

that they provide mental clarity and
allow you to relax.

Which would help in the reduction of my
fibroids.

My grandma wouldn't approve of a sound
bath.

I would rather just read the Bible,
pray, and have a cocktail.

Marlo for sure needs the biggest
healing. Yeah, I hope she hears all the

I have never done a sound bath before.

I rarely take baths.

But that's not the same thing, right?

Oh my God, I'm still itching.

Yeah, you're going to itch.

I have fleas.

You know, the medicine, the hospital.

What do they end up doing?

Trauma. Trauma. Yeah, trauma.

Trauma? More like drama queen. We all
know Kenya likes to make a mountain out

a molehill.

Courtney was saying something to me, and
she would just keep doing like that.

Oh, girl, hee, hee, hee, hee. Ah, girl,
stop.

Like, after the, like, sixth time, I was
like, okay, girl.

Kenya Ture said that I was in your space
too much. The reason I asked you to

stop touching me is because it became
very condescending.

Condescending, touching you?

Because that inflated ass, I don't know
if she can take a seat or not, but she

needs to.

It's going to be like pain off and on.

But you know what would make me feel
better? Hearing Marnietta rap.

Who's your rapper?

It was my radio name, Marnie Shaw.

You know, it's a radio personality.

Yeah.

Money, y 'all got this. Money, y 'all
got that. Leave it to y 'all. Money, y

'all got a G -Folk jet. Money, y 'all
got a gray Benz sitting on Buzz. But

it comes to my life, y 'all bitches
don't know nothing. I done been in

competitions with the baddest models.

I done popped more bottles than you
bitches drink water.

Girl, please stick to dancing because
that rap was wiggity, wiggity, wiggity

whack.

transfer to a smaller van to get up the
hill. Oh, wow.

Did you see the way we were trying to
make those cars?

I need you more now.

I feel you more now.

You all feeling good?

Yeah, I'm excited.

I think we should maybe put on our t
-shirts.

No, for real.

We are going to have a good time.

We are going to love on each other.

I just felt like we had such a good time
yesterday.

Wow. Even in the room, it was still
good.

And this morning, it's like, what, what,
what, what, what? What's going on? What

happened?

Oh, my gosh. These people are so insane.

Courtney has a sour face.

Did she speak to you today?

She said hello, but it wasn't normal.

Did you have any other words with her?

She was just like, hey.

How are you?

Good, how are you?

We doing yoga. I know.

She clearly ain't riding for you, baby
girl. Well, I mean, it is what it is.

Courtney, her energy is a little
different, and I'm not sure if she's

way. She's not warm and fuzzy. It's
definitely different.

She got snatched by the body snatchers.
Ah, not the body snatchers. The

substance that aborted her.

Ladies, we are here.

Oh, that's pretty.

It's this part.

It's so uneven.

Welcome to Akinta Agar.

My name is Gita. This is Frank. He's
going to be your sound healer. This is

beautiful.

We're going to start walking down then.
There's a little bit tricky pathway.

Can I grab on to him?

Yes, for sure. Okay.

I have you. Your arm? Thank you.

Careful. These are feet.

Yeah, these are feet.

Where are we going?

Okay. Oh,

that came off easy.

Please find your place here, which may
be the phone.

Oh, yeah. Phone's off. My ringer's not
on, I don't think.

It's really looking like a Rasta.

Concentrate on your breathing.

Don't try to catch your thoughts.

Let it go.

Let it flow.

And I wish you a wonderful journey.

I've been a mama three times over.

This is the peace I need.

This is what my spiritual guide
recommended.

So hopefully the sound bath will aid in
keeping me stress -free, which reduces

virus.

As I'm laying here, my sister comes to
mind.

I do think I've just been seeing her as
my baby sister.

And she's so much more than that now.

And I got to make it right with her.

This one year, it's like everything's a
problem to her.

Ralph and I have been dealing with
issues of transparency, of faithfulness,

and it is really starting to wear on my
mental health.

I feel like the sound bath is bringing
my deepest thoughts to the surface. And

all I can think about is Brooklyn and
her life and my life with her. And it

really makes me want to have another
baby.

I'm just sitting here in peace, thinking
about getting back home to Scott Lee

and going on another date and see him.

Round, milky, pretty skin beside my
shoulder.

And feeding some oxtails and lobster.

Slowly, you can move your legs and your
fingers and come up.

If you want to share something, you are
welcome.

It's beautiful.

I felt peace and quiet, and I didn't
think about anything.

It was like I saw my family. I saw my
husband. I saw my children.

It was almost like they were waiting for
me.

Drew, Ralph is not waiting for you.

He's out in Vegas on the strip with the
girl he was with, okay?

We're going to do now a five -minute
meditation.

And you can repeat the mantra, I am
loving awareness.

I am.

Awareness.

You good, Kenya?

You good?

Coming up next.

This cuckoo bird wants to make fun of me
falling and nearly paralyzing myself.

That's not cool. Watch out for the
snake. That's a monster.

Watch your cousin. Your cousin is a
snake.

You good, Kenya?

You good?

I don't want to talk about it right now.

Enjoy the rest of your time.

Thank you. Thanks for coming here.

Take your belongings, and then lunch is
going to wait for you upstairs.

Thank you.

I just feel like I can't just help more
people, but I think that my daughter is

also just really special.

I don't know what I did to deserve her.

I'm really just thinking about Brooklyn
and how much I love her.

And even though I've had this strife and
a lot of pain from my mother early on

and from an abusive relationship, I feel
so blessed because I have Brooklyn and

I've enjoyed motherhood.

And it really makes me want to have a
sibling for Brooklyn.

I don't

sleep at all at night.

I only sleep during the daytime because
I had four gunmen kick my door down. I

don't think anyone would be getting a
lot of sleep if that happened. So I'm up

all night. So call me.

Oh, my God. Oh, it feels so good.

Very cute. Enjoy your lunch.

Thank you.

How's everybody feeling?

So relaxed.

You feel good?

I don't know exactly what I felt when I
was in there, but I know I felt

something.

It's so crazy.

So I went to see a new doctor. And I'm
telling her everything that I've gone

through about fibroids and things like
that and what some of the things I tried

to do to make it better.

And she was like, do you know any
witches?

And I was like, I know a couple of
bitches, but I don't know no witches.

She said there's possibly a spell.

And, you know, of course, I'm not
receiving any of that. Right.

Well, I don't know if it's water. I
don't see water.

Oh, no, that's not water.

No, that's wine.

Oh, this is wine.

All right, then. He turned water to
wine.

Come on.

A meatball.

This is meatball.

Meatball. Meatball. Yes. Okay.

And beans and rice.

I love beans. I need meat.

Honestly, last night was really fun.

Until it was no longer fun.

What happened?

Ken insinuated that it was some girl -on
-girl activity in this group that

people don't want to admit to. I said,
who you talking about?

First time Marlo and Candy agree with
any damn thing.

These girls love to talk about kissing
and touching on each other.

You want to kiss a girl. Tell me how wet
you are.

I'm so right now.

I've told everybody I have a crush on
you. I've never been with a woman.

You're cute.

You have a crush on me?

I'm pretty sure most of them are
undercover lesbians.

Wait, Tanya has not been with any girls,
so she says she don't like girls.

I even was texting Toya, who they were
saying that she kissed. I videotaped her

saying she wasn't, and sent to Toya,
because I'm like, what the heck? Oh, is

this girl lying?

Girl, you are so infested.

It's not as serious to me as if we have
a liar in the group who sits right in

our face and lies.

Or if we have someone that just records
people and sends messages.

Well, it's more than just me recording,
sweetheart.

I record it, my yellow record it.

I sure did. But when you guys started
saying there's no cameras here, what did

do? I turned off the cameras.

First off, everybody was filming. There
were times when someone would say, okay,

well, no cameras.

But that's when the real comes out.

And hell, for all being our authentic
selves, like, what's the big deal?

At the end of the day, that's between me
and Candy. I'm trying to figure out why

you inserted yourself secretly.

I was not secretly. I was like this.

Understand this, and I'm going to say
this right now. Don't you ever report

I will flip the table on you, bitch.
Don't try me.

You're upset because you're lying?

What does this matter to you? Why don't
you worry about getting your case? It's

fun.

Focus on them dead hair follicles that
you can't get to grow back.

Focus on that bitch. Drew, why do you
keep talking about my edges?

Does the doctor owe you a referral fee?

Ladies. They look fabulous, unlike them
baby hairs on your head, okay?

It's giving obsessed.

It's giving liar.

It's giving a snake.

It's giving a snitch.

What's your career?

Same thing your husband does. We're both
in technology.

You want to talk about my husband?

You want to include my husband?

Do you have anything that you would like
to tell her about what people said to

you last night?

No, I don't. I don't. Because I can sit
there and have a conversation and hear

everybody and be accountable for what I
said. I can be accountable and

transparent about what I did.

I mean, it just seems like I witnessed a
collusion.

Y 'all on this side, we're on this side,
whatever. But, you know.

Seems like I was witnessing, you know, a
collusion with you guys.

No, no, no, no, no.

A collusion? What is Mañera talking
about?

Ain't no Donald Trump over here, baby.
Check yourself.

Can you define collusion with me?

Does Mañera know what collusion means?

Not the dictionary version, but
basically someone that's together to go

against someone else.

I would love to define collusion. To
work together secretly, especially in

to do something illegal or dishonest.

Conspire. Plot. That's giving Marlo,
honey, legal.

Drew, shut up. You are foolish.

They were talking about you. They were
saying to watch you. You were there to

hear this? Can you calm down? No, you
calm down because you weren't there.

So if you can shut up or what are you
going to do about it?

Okay. I'm not going to fight you. You
want me to fight you? You want me to put

some boxing gloves on and fight you? You
calm down.

Girl. Learn from karma.

I am the moment. No, you aren't. You are
the moment of ass -busting because of

your fucking energy.

Y 'all are messing up my dream. You
weren't there. You busted your ass. You

in the hospital.

Excuse me. Y 'all hear this?

Y 'all hear this?

Y 'all are freaking embarrassed.

I don't even know.

I'm taking my wine.

This wine is amazing.

I know that.

You leaving?

Where you going, Sheree? This is too
much. Sheree, don't sweat it. This is so

disrespectful. We just came from a sound
bath, and this is how y 'all want to

act? I'm so embarrassed.

Sheree, I'm sorry.

Sheree, don't do nothing that will
bother you. We're all going through

We're all going through sh**. This is
embarrassing.

We literally just had the most peaceful
time.

We felt like I was healing from the
inside out after that sound bath.

And to come not even 40 feet away from
there, and they're screaming and acting

like this?

Everyone, let's go.

I just couldn't take it anymore.

He wasn't even there. Shut up. He wasn't
even there. Like, go take the main

field and go to sleep.

Right. This frugal bird wants to make
fun of me falling and nearly paralyzing

myself. That's not cool.

Watch out for the snake that's amongst
us. Watch your phone. Watch what you say

and do.

Who is her puppeteer, honey? I think
Courtney is similar to Pinocchio, voice

all. Just saying anything that Marlo
wants her to say.

You need to come with me.

I just want to warn you. At the end of
the day, it's different with you and me

because you are Ralph's cousin. I like
you, but there's love there. Why would

somebody do that to me? Why would
somebody try to set me up and video to

things?

We knew when Monyetta was filming. I did
not.

I did not.

So everyone's mad at Marlo, but it's
okay for Monyetta to film, right? And I

think it's kind of messed up that
there's a double standard.

Oh, there's not a difference between me
recording and Marlo recording.

The difference goes when you're sending
this videotape to someone that's not in

the group.

That's the difference.

We didn't know anybody was filming. Do
you understand that? Nobody. When it

comes to Marlo, just be careful.

You walked away. You were the bigger
person. And thank you for leading by

example.

You know, you said two wrongs don't make
a right. You should have recorded and

you shouldn't have sent that to Zoya.
Because it elevated the situation. I

like that was wrong.

Oh, I'm opposed to everything.

Let's go.

I can't mess with dumbasses like this.

Don't be a dumb bitch.

I can't believe that just happened.

Pulling up back at the hotel.

Oh, my God.

Now, let's work.

I'm breaking the thing.

I hope things are peaceful.

Hi, baby.

How was your day?

Where is Mama Cece cooking?

She's probably making it.

Oh, that's what you want anyway.

Hey, can you hear me?

You got really bad service in Portugal,
girl.

I was trying to get on the Wi -Fi. I
didn't want to log on to the Wi -Fi.

Come on, Portugal. Move the internet.

Come on, Portugal. Move the internet.

Hi, baby.

Hi.

Mommy's not having a good time. Mommy
wants to come home.

Why are you not having a good time?

Sometimes people don't say nice things
or do nice things.

It's making me sad.

I love you so much, Brookie.

Welcome to the handstand, y 'all. Yes,
Miss Marconi and Balenciaga.

Y 'all look so sexy. Do you like it?

I love it.

I love that.

Come on in here. I'm going to get ready
real quick. Hey, you look good.

Like the bobs.

I'm doing a short tomorrow. Okay,
perfect.

Are my girls here?

Your girls? Thank you.

Okay,

so that's your mint tea?

Yeah. The mint tea is so good. I had it
this morning. Well, I'm having a

pineapple. Oh.

A little cocktail.

Settle your nerves from the day, honey.

So, y 'all, that was very unexpected.

Unexpected, but kind of not unexpected
because I knew something, you know, was

going to happen after what transpired
last night.

Courtney, she just kept screaming, yeah,
why is that?

doing some weird stuff with her hands
and I'm literally sitting here not doing

anything to you she was trying to cut
you off Courtney you did that so classy

Courtney was like sweetheart please I
can talk stop interrupting me Courtney

just looking for a reason to fight with
me like I had to be carried away in an

ambulance you making fun of that what I
was saying had nothing to do with her I

was saying what Marlo was saying to her
about you Why is Kenya acting like

she was there when she wasn't?

She's literally telling a story for
Mineta and blaming it on Marlo.

In your eyes, why did it get there? I
have no idea. Truth is, Kenya just

like Courtney.

I did pull her to the side after we had
our lunch, and I wanted to tell her,

like, you see how your friend Marlo is
moving, and I just want you to be

and let me know what's always going on,
if something is said about me, because

it's important that there is loyalty
there.

What I didn't like was the fact that
Monietta went up to Kenya.

She said she witnessed a collusion. And
I feel like the way that Monietta

brought it back to Kenya, which
ultimately, I feel like there's no

If we were colluding, we would be
ganging up on Drew.

But we're Courtney's friend, and we're
just trying to protect Courtney, our

friend. Why would we tell you not to be
friends with your cousin?

Why would we do that? And why would you
receive that? Why would I be naive to

believe it?

Like, you're clearly the planted spy.

I want to know how you got the
information, how you took the

How did that happen? I didn't know,
like, the premise of it, but it looked

y 'all were getting on Courtney about
Drew.

So that's what I said.

To be honest with you, she's never
talked negatively about you to me.

But it still puts me...

in a place where it's like, I don't want
nothing to do with my love.

It was so dark again today. I cannot
allow you to have that energy.

I'm loving awareness.

I am loving awareness.

Cheers to a great night. All right,
cheers to a great night. Cheers. I am

awareness. I am loving awareness.

OK, let's go.

Sheree, I don't know how you do it,
honestly.

Because I know the relationship we have,
and I know how grown you are.

Kenya, you were Marlo's friend. You were
Marlo's friend.

Briefly, we weren't friends. I just
helped her get some edges, let's be

Coming up next.

I said Carmen's real. Yeah, you said
what you said, and what you said was

bullshit. Keep crawling and busting your
ass and being mean, and then you'll win

this.

Be careful.

Everybody got on here. Look, these
Achilles are strong, so we good. Party,

party, party. Let's all get wasted.

I'm listening.

Woo -hoo -hoo.

Sexy face.

Oh, it's so pretty. It's beginning to
feel like the holidays.

This is a big venue.

Hi. Good evening.

Is it always this quiet? No, no, no, no.
We were here earlier. More like old

people, so they come like 6 o 'clock.

Oh, more like old people.

Water on the table? Yes, please. I think
we should order some appetizers for the

table. What would you recommend?

The mushrooms are very good.

Mushrooms? Okay, mushrooms.

What about the shrimp?

I think we may need two for at least two
minutes. For all of you to share, yeah?

Yes. Okay.

What would you like to drink? I'll have
the porn star martini. Porn?

Who you trying to be a porn star for
later? On the FaceTime, huh? Were y 'all

the bus when they were on the call? Did
you hear what he said?

Get you over there in your robe. Chest
all out.

Why are we seeing so much chest, sir?

So then he said, we ain't never been
this long without having sex.

Make sure you think about me tonight.

Got some catching up to do.

You gonna be a porn star?

What would you like?

Oh, I'll do an espresso martini. That's
a martini. Thank you. Do you have a

Moscato? No.

Do a strawberry mojito. Okay.

Thank you. Thank you.

Anybody else have plans for Christmas?

I'm usually home and celebrating with,
you know, friends and family and

And we're going to Bahamas for
Christmas. I'm so excited.

Drew, when was the first time you went
out of the country?

It was like a year after we were
married. And how long have you guys been

married? Eight years.

Are you guys still in counseling?

Well, I'm in counseling. Ralph took a
little pause.

You know, it's a constant journey.

What would be your goal that needs to
happen in your relationship?

Respect and sex.

I tried to give her a steak and lobster
that night. Really, truly, that night

she deserved a Lunchable.

You have maniac tendency.

You don't even understand what maniac
even means.

So we made it. We made it through eight
years.

I feel very sad that Ralph is not
continuing to do the work because I

like our problems just are going to go
away.

So I've been praying that he has a
change of heart and he'll return back to

counseling. Sounds like something might
be up with Mr. Ralph.

But when is it not?

You guys want to do a toast?

Yes. This is to an amazing night,
sisterhood, being in the moment.

And porn stars.

And porn stars. And porn stars.

Yes.

We're going to run to the restroom real
quickly.

Mo, do you want this? No, it tastes just
like strong coffee.

No. Uh -oh, uh -oh.

This is what I really ordered.

I don't know why they had two of those.
Thank you.

Okay, I'll drink this thing.

What is that?

Strawberry mojito. You want the flavored
one?

It's okay. I ordered two. I ordered a
senior one.

Can you use direction one more time?
It's like a situation.

You ordered mojito too?

He just bought it. Is that yours?

Yes.

Thank you. You're welcome.

They can't really just try to steal my
drink.

Nothing is safe with these ladies, not
even a damn cocktail.

Didn't even want to make sure Candy made
it safely.

When I spoke to her, she was on her
layover.

Candy's still upset.

She was just confused.

But she's waiting for the time that they
can discuss it again.

She talked to LaToya, and she said that
LaToya told her that you're reasoning

for sitting it.

was to show you how Drew really feels
about her.

Oh, yeah, that as well.

Wait.

But you didn't say, you just omitted
that part.

No, I wouldn't omit that part. You had
to say nice things about Drew. So I just

sent them to her so she'll see how she
feels.

Can I say something? What are you going
to say?

I didn't agree with Marlo recording it
and sending it out. But then when you

a, I felt like, obviously you had a
conversation with Kenya where you went

you told her that you felt like you
witnessed a collusion. Yeah. Right?

Exactly. I mean, it was like a reckless
word to use.

The same way that Marlo violated that
when she sent it out, I feel like you

that, too, when you went and you brought
it back to Kenya the way you did.

Okay. You felt it was a collusion,
though? It was very intense. You know, a

Like, we were like... Well, no, we were
vibing. The point is we were trying to

decide what the truth was, and you were
part of that.

I had nothing to do with that. Okay. I
apologize if I offended anyone by the

wording of it. Okay. Great. Thank you.

Absolutely. Anytime.

Oh, thanks.

I apologize as well for calling and
breaking that trust.

It was wrong.

But I still do want to know who was
lying.

I think that's only fair to this group
of ladies to know who was telling the

truth. Why don't you worry about you and
your legal affairs?

Worry about you and if you're able to
pass a drug test.

Do y 'all think you can pass a drug
test? Probably not. I got to go and

out my fake name.

I got to go figure out my taxes are not
paid. Do you file taxes?

You can Google that, baby. Your
husband's in technology.

It's public information.

Whenever we have foreclosures or liens.
You don't know anything about my

husband. You can Google all of that,
sweetheart.

I'm so tired of these bitches talking
about my money.

Drew, if you just got past the seven
-year itch, why are you still

Keep my name out your mouth and we'll be
good.

Sorry, darling. I live in America.
Drew's the door. Drew's the door.

Like this is not productive.

Keep my name out your mouth. Truth to
door, truth to door.

Why don't you worry about you and your
legal affair?

Don't you have Cousin Courtney working
on some expunging of your case? That's

what you need to focus on. Please,
everyone, pull up my charges.

It's not expunged.

You got a lot of things that you need to
be focusing on.

Let's stop with the insults. Oh, keep
them. I love them. Their insults really

push you. Remember your life coach and
the other day you were doing great. I

think today I did great.

I got called all kind of names. I don't
care.

Karma is a bitch. That's why a lot of
people have bad things happening to

Wait, what did you say?

What does that mean? Because someone
said that the other day about karma.

Someone said that Kenya's fall was part
of karma.

Who brought it to your attention? Right.

Well, you said it at the table at lunch.

I didn't say her fall. I said karma is
real. I said karma is real.

You know, listen, if someone wants to
make fun of, you know, someone, me,

have actually not gotten up from that
fall.

And to say something as horrific as it's
karma, it shows me that you are

heartless, that you care nothing, you
have no empathy at all.

So if you're going to say that to
someone you barely know, that it was a

blessing that I got up. I'm covered.

I could tell you a lot of things that
you do that are horrific.

Look at how you treat people. Ain't no
loyalty in it. The bitch stole her pussy

for a bag.

We can talk. We can all have a
conversation.

But we don't have to be elevated.

I'm done. I said it. You said what you
said and what you said was some

Okay, and you are bullshit.

And everything you say shows your
character, which is poor evil, and I

have to defend it. So everybody can make
their own assessment and judgment about

it. Okay, and then the next time, oh,
it's about karma.

I said I hope you were okay. No, you
didn't. You didn't know what happened to

me. No, she said I hope you're okay. No,
no, she knows.

Okay, Courtney, I'm done with you. Keep
crawling and busting your ass and being

mean, and then you'll win this.

That's funny, see?

You are the dark cloud.

Nobody likes you.

I like you, Courtney.

You're irrelevant to me. And you're
relevant to me. Oh, my God. We're not

getting anywhere. We're not. We're not
going anywhere with this. And when it

just keeps coming back around.

But you can't just forget about
everything that happened before. But do

to resolve whatever you're saying right
here? You have to have willing

participants and people that are able to
listen. Can we, can y 'all have this

conversation tomorrow?

Yes.

Let's regroup.

Tomorrow, we'll go to a winery and then
try to zen out. But this has been an

exhausting day.

At this point, I'm over it.

I'm hangry. And we didn't even order our
entree. I'm ready to go back to the

hotel. Matter of fact, take me back to
the chateau.

I'm going to send you my T -shirt. Today
has drained me. Today drained me.

I'm sorry.

I'm going to bling it out for you.

Brooke. Mommy's going to be home soon,
okay?

I'm not going to go unless I see a
smile.

Oh, look at my pretty girl.

Bye -bye.

I'm loving the wind.

I'm loving the wind.

What's that? Whisper.

Oh, you're whispering. Sorry.

Thank you for telling me.

Put the window up.

Oh, he's going to drop his phone out
there.

J -Lo, he's here. Is that J -Lo or Lady
Gaga?

Okay, let me go. Yes, be careful,
please.

was a disaster but i think that we all
are going to be on our p's and q's

because we want sheree to walk away with
something that is positive and

memorable from this trip all right let's
do it beautiful

hello

welcome thank you thank you let me start
you guys off with

some bubbles

I know.

Would you like to come inside?

Yes!

Come in, ladies.

Nice and cozy.

Oh, this is so lovely.

This state used to belong to the Count
of Silvers. We are a republic now, so

there's no more titles anymore in
Portugal, but this remains in the same

for the past 300 years.

Okay, second wine I'm presenting to you
is also a Blanc de Noir.

Oh, this is so yummy.

It really tastes good. This is good and
no aftertaste either.

And I'll open the next wine.

Have you ladies ever had a wine made in
a clay pot?

No.

Who has an empty glass?

I do. You're my kind of girl.

Look at the color of this. It's very,
very light.

Come on.

Well, ladies.

This feels so good, the energy so far.
And I want to keep that amazing feeling,

but I just won't be Marla because I wear
everything on my face and on my sleeve

when something's wrong with me.

And I just received a text from Ralph.

What?

Ralph.

From Ralph, Drew's husband.

I just received a text from Ralph.

Ralph.

From Ralph, Drew's husband.

Marla, I understand that you're saying
disrespectful things about me.

Did you file taxes, Marla? You can
Google that, baby. Your husband's in

technology. This is public information.

I forgave you for the disrespectful
things you said about me last year, and

it's getting old.

Please keep my name out your mouth.

I should not have probably brought his
name up, but I feel that I didn't say

anything awful.

You said, where do I get my money from?
I said, the same place your husband do

technology.

That was being facetious, though.

I don't want to argue. I really don't. I
apologize to your husband. I'm not

going to text him because he's a man.
I'm going to just talk to his wife who

delivered the message to him.

Why is his name in your mouth?

I don't think anyone's husband should be
taking you. You guys.

I don't think it's fair to say negative
things about my husband, and that's a

period. Let's just do this, guys,
please. Let's not do that here. But I

want you to address it because she
brought it up. Let's not address it.

To be honest with you, I don't
understand. I don't know what Ralph

Marlo knows him to be in the tech field,
why is Drew mad?

What's the big deal?

Let's leave it where it is. I'm done.

That's it. Try the next one.

Yeah. Yeah, drink up.

Girl, burp.

Go ahead. It won't come out. I'm already
saying that.

Thank you. That's enough. You got it.

Charlie.

I just feel like I'm busting.

Lots of wine is the key to healing this
group. Like, I've never seen us all so

giddy and so happy so quickly.

Do I hear bells?

you like these are pilgrims that
basically came to give a show why do

you say they're pilgrims wait they
weren't pilgrims they look like pilgrims

where do pilgrims come from i thought
there are no pilgrims anymore oh my god

i'm out you guys are amazing

Oh, we're learning how to dance?

To be honest, it feels good to be ending
on a high note. But we're going to need

a little bit more healing when we get
home, especially with Drew. I feel like

she got to heal with Candy, Marlo, and
Courtney.

There's been no healing on this damn
trip.

I mean, people that came back worse.

No one's healed and not Candy that came
back injured.

So it's more healing needs to take
place.

I just don't think some people are for
some people.

But one thing that has been healed on
this trip is my tailbone.

Thanks the Lord for that.

organized this trip for healing. I feel
like we had some healing and then we

kind of went back.

And then we had some other healing
moments and then we went back.

Did we heal anything?

I don't even know if we healed anything.
But I learned so much on this trip.

Portugal is not Spain.

I learned that green wine is not green.

And I learned that Marlo cannot be
trusted.

We are loving always.

Next time on The Real Housewives of
Atlanta.

Welcome to Candy's Peach Buzz Museum.

This party's going to be fun, sexy, and
just a little naughty. Oh!

Step yellow!

This is the new scene.

Wait, wait, wait. I'll get you.

If he didn't from the mix.

You're going to get brainy quick.

If I have another baby, you want a
little brother or a little sister?

A little boy.

Last week you told me a little girl.

But she's so cute.

Oh, maybe we can invite Jeff Stotley
over for Christmas.

No.

Why? What happened? He's really into
partying and going out. Right. I'm like,

don't know if I feel comfortable with my
husband doing that every night.

When Drew was telling me about what was
being said about me, that was a little

disrespectful. You and Drew, y 'all hit
it out. But then you left. So how did it

even start there?

gonna make me unsee what i saw it was a
kid kenya marlo and me

to all agree right now it's gotta be
true ladies have my name in their mouth

the way in portugal i'm not sure toy is
going to tell her truth or if she's

gonna throw me under the bus y 'all not
gonna be sitting up here trying to act

like i'm making up lies about y 'all do
you believe kenny is a genuine person

They're going to keep aiming.

They're going to keep aiming.

These cheekbones are tiny.