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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,333 --> 00:00:08,083 - Your waffle's ready, honey. 2 00:00:08,125 --> 00:00:10,792 - Mmm. - [sneezes] 3 00:00:10,834 --> 00:00:13,375 - You know what, I'll just have a banana. 4 00:00:13,417 --> 00:00:14,917 - Come on. It's still good. 5 00:00:14,959 --> 00:00:16,542 [sneezes] 6 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:18,792 I'm so sorry. 7 00:00:18,834 --> 00:00:20,166 I think I'm coming down with a cold. 8 00:00:20,208 --> 00:00:23,959 - Morning, guys. - [farts] 9 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,250 - Phoebe! 10 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:28,041 - That wasn't me. [farts] 11 00:00:28,083 --> 00:00:30,000 - Okay, now you're just gross. - I told you it wasn't-- 12 00:00:30,041 --> 00:00:33,458 Max, did you change my ring tone? 13 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:34,667 [cell phone plays fart sound] 14 00:00:36,750 --> 00:00:40,291 - I upgraded your smartphone to a fartphone. 15 00:00:40,333 --> 00:00:42,667 You can thank me later. 16 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,542 - How about I thank you now? 17 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:51,917 Why must you people ruin my breakfast? 18 00:00:51,959 --> 00:00:54,083 - Honey, who's texting you this early? 19 00:00:54,125 --> 00:00:55,375 - It's Cherry. 20 00:00:55,417 --> 00:00:56,834 She's reminded me about Ditch Day. 21 00:00:56,875 --> 00:01:00,834 - Oh, I loved Ditch Day. Skipping school, having fun... 22 00:01:00,875 --> 00:01:01,667 - [clears throat] 23 00:01:01,709 --> 00:01:05,750 - And then hours of regret, 24 00:01:05,792 --> 00:01:10,583 realizing I missed an entire day of learning. 25 00:01:10,625 --> 00:01:12,208 - Don't worry. I'm not gonna let Ditch Day 26 00:01:12,250 --> 00:01:13,583 ruin my lifetime of perfect attendance. 27 00:01:13,625 --> 00:01:15,750 - [coughs] Nerd. 28 00:01:15,792 --> 00:01:17,917 Sorry, coughed during that. 29 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:19,792 You're a nerd. 30 00:01:19,834 --> 00:01:21,250 - Tell me that when I'm at Hero University, 31 00:01:21,291 --> 00:01:23,959 and you're still living in our parents' basement, 32 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,709 talking to rabbits. 33 00:01:25,750 --> 00:01:28,667 - Max, you're not planning on ditching school, are you? 34 00:01:28,709 --> 00:01:30,000 - [coughs] He is. 35 00:01:30,041 --> 00:01:31,250 Sorry, I coughed during that. 36 00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:32,917 He is. 37 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:34,125 A bunch of kids are going skateboarding. 38 00:01:34,166 --> 00:01:36,667 - And I'm not gonna be a part of that. 39 00:01:36,709 --> 00:01:39,041 Not this guy, no way. 40 00:01:39,083 --> 00:01:40,834 - Do we believe him? 41 00:01:40,875 --> 00:01:42,959 - I choose to. It makes life easier. 42 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,500 - [sneezes] 43 00:01:44,542 --> 00:01:45,709 - All right, let's get you to bed, 44 00:01:45,750 --> 00:01:46,875 before you ruin lunch. 45 00:01:46,917 --> 00:01:47,917 - Mm-hmm. 46 00:01:49,542 --> 00:01:51,542 - Really? 47 00:01:51,583 --> 00:01:53,333 You're going to school on Ditch Day? - Yeah, right after I paint the house. 48 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:56,458 See ya, nerd. 49 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:58,375 - Have fun ice skating. 50 00:01:58,417 --> 00:02:00,166 - I'm skateboarding. - Not anymore. 51 00:02:00,208 --> 00:02:01,667 [exhales] - Oh, no! 52 00:02:01,709 --> 00:02:03,458 [thud] 53 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:08,083 - Later, skater. 54 00:02:08,125 --> 00:02:11,000 [upbeat music] 55 00:02:11,041 --> 00:02:12,375 - ♪ What you see ♪ 56 00:02:12,417 --> 00:02:14,333 ♪ Is not what you get ♪ 57 00:02:14,375 --> 00:02:17,208 ♪ Livin' our lives with a secret ♪ 58 00:02:17,250 --> 00:02:18,709 ♪ We fit right in ♪ 59 00:02:18,750 --> 00:02:20,375 ♪ Bet you'd never guess ♪ 60 00:02:20,417 --> 00:02:23,583 ♪ 'cause we've livin' our lives just like all the rest ♪ 61 00:02:23,625 --> 00:02:26,709 ♪ A picture-perfect family is what we try to be ♪ 62 00:02:26,750 --> 00:02:28,125 ♪ Look closer you might see ♪ 63 00:02:28,166 --> 00:02:29,792 ♪ The crazy things we do ♪ 64 00:02:29,834 --> 00:02:32,083 ♪ This isn't make-believe ♪ 65 00:02:32,125 --> 00:02:33,542 ♪ It's our reality ♪ 66 00:02:33,583 --> 00:02:35,125 ♪ Just your average family ♪ 67 00:02:35,166 --> 00:02:36,542 ♪ Trying to be normal ♪ 68 00:02:36,583 --> 00:02:38,291 ♪ And stay out of trouble ♪ 69 00:02:38,333 --> 00:02:40,875 ♪ Livin' a double life ♪ 70 00:02:45,417 --> 00:02:46,625 - All right. 71 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:50,000 Got my music, my magazine, my scented pillow. 72 00:02:50,041 --> 00:02:52,125 - Oh, thanks, I'll take that, 73 00:02:52,166 --> 00:02:53,834 for my bruised butt. 74 00:02:56,583 --> 00:02:58,625 - What are you doing here? I thought you were ditching. 75 00:02:58,667 --> 00:03:00,291 - So did I, until I double-checked my skip days, 76 00:03:00,333 --> 00:03:02,709 and realized if I get one more absence, 77 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:04,083 I have to go to summer school. 78 00:03:04,125 --> 00:03:05,291 I can't go to summer school. 79 00:03:05,333 --> 00:03:08,333 I can barely make it through winter school. 80 00:03:08,375 --> 00:03:10,208 - Did you see how empty this place is? 81 00:03:10,250 --> 00:03:11,500 I thought there'd at least be teachers here. 82 00:03:11,542 --> 00:03:12,709 It's kind of creepy. 83 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:14,667 - ♪ Sittin' on a chicken all day long ♪ 84 00:03:14,709 --> 00:03:18,375 ♪ Strummin' a banjo hummin' a song ♪ 85 00:03:18,417 --> 00:03:20,041 - No, that's creepy. 86 00:03:20,083 --> 00:03:21,583 - Cheese and crackers! 87 00:03:21,625 --> 00:03:23,208 You scared me. 88 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:24,542 What are you two doing here? 89 00:03:24,583 --> 00:03:26,792 - I'm here because I want perfect attendance. 90 00:03:26,834 --> 00:03:28,542 I can't speak for him. But if I did, it would sound like, 91 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:33,208 "Doy, doy, doy, doy." 92 00:03:33,250 --> 00:03:34,208 - Well, this is a treat. 93 00:03:34,250 --> 00:03:35,208 I was gonna spend the day 94 00:03:35,250 --> 00:03:37,250 looking at pictures of my birds. 95 00:03:37,291 --> 00:03:38,875 But since you're here, 96 00:03:38,917 --> 00:03:43,166 we can all look at pictures of my birds. 97 00:03:43,208 --> 00:03:47,208 - Actually, Ms. Williams, as the school secretary, you could just mark us here for the day, 98 00:03:47,250 --> 00:03:48,125 and we could all leave. 99 00:03:48,166 --> 00:03:49,500 - Oh, heavens no. 100 00:03:49,542 --> 00:03:51,291 If I let you go and you get mowed down 101 00:03:51,333 --> 00:03:53,000 by a bus, that's on me. 102 00:03:53,041 --> 00:03:56,875 Now, this little troublemaker's name 103 00:03:56,917 --> 00:03:58,834 is Canary Underwood. 104 00:04:03,709 --> 00:04:05,792 Here's all of us at Whipper Willy Nelson's 105 00:04:05,834 --> 00:04:09,291 birthday party. 106 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:11,667 Notice the worm-shaped cake-- 107 00:04:11,709 --> 00:04:14,417 Whipper Willy's idea. 108 00:04:15,583 --> 00:04:16,333 - That's it. 109 00:04:16,375 --> 00:04:17,542 I can't take this anymore. 110 00:04:17,583 --> 00:04:20,125 [exhales] 111 00:04:20,166 --> 00:04:22,125 - Max, what are you doing? - Oh, I'm sorry. 112 00:04:22,166 --> 00:04:23,625 Did you wanna hear Whipper Willy's wish 113 00:04:23,667 --> 00:04:24,959 when he blew out his candles? 114 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,041 To get away from her! 115 00:04:27,083 --> 00:04:28,834 - You can't just go around freezing people. 116 00:04:28,875 --> 00:04:31,250 We could get discovered. 117 00:04:31,291 --> 00:04:34,000 - And here's Whipper Willy's half birthday. 118 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:35,625 Birds can live till their 80. 119 00:04:35,667 --> 00:04:37,000 Well, you'll see. 120 00:04:37,041 --> 00:04:39,792 - No, we won't. 121 00:04:39,834 --> 00:04:40,917 - Nice freeze, Pheebs. 122 00:04:40,959 --> 00:04:41,959 So what do you wanna do? 123 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,125 - I'm just gonna sit here 124 00:04:43,166 --> 00:04:45,542 and have a little Phoebe time. 125 00:04:45,583 --> 00:04:46,959 - Oh, come on. 126 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:47,959 The school's empty. 127 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,667 Let's go have some fun. 128 00:04:49,709 --> 00:04:51,208 We never have any fun. 129 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:54,792 - We had fun that week your mouth was wired shut. 130 00:04:54,834 --> 00:04:56,709 Just go ahead. I'm good here. 131 00:04:56,750 --> 00:04:58,041 - Fine. 132 00:04:58,083 --> 00:05:01,625 Have fun sitting on a chicken all day long. 133 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:08,083 - Max! 134 00:05:11,375 --> 00:05:13,542 I am not gonna let him bait me. I am not gonna let him bait me. 135 00:05:13,583 --> 00:05:15,667 I'm not gonna-- oh, that's it! 136 00:05:18,709 --> 00:05:20,667 Max! 137 00:05:20,709 --> 00:05:22,917 - A snowball in school? 138 00:05:22,959 --> 00:05:23,792 How did he do it? 139 00:05:27,208 --> 00:05:29,709 - Max, you've gotta watch out. 140 00:05:29,750 --> 00:05:31,583 Someone might see you using your powers. 141 00:05:31,625 --> 00:05:33,166 - There's no one here. 142 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:35,542 Which is a real shame, 'cause they're missing this. 143 00:05:35,583 --> 00:05:37,875 - [sighs] 144 00:05:37,917 --> 00:05:41,083 You wanna have fun, Max? 145 00:05:41,125 --> 00:05:42,417 [exhales] 146 00:05:42,458 --> 00:05:44,709 How's this for fun? 147 00:05:44,750 --> 00:05:45,750 Eat snow. 148 00:05:48,333 --> 00:05:49,959 - Wow. Nice shot. - Thank you. 149 00:05:52,583 --> 00:05:55,583 [upbeat music] 150 00:05:55,625 --> 00:06:03,458 ♪ ♪ 151 00:06:05,083 --> 00:06:06,667 - Aah, Max! 152 00:06:09,291 --> 00:06:11,333 Max! 153 00:06:17,542 --> 00:06:18,625 Ow! 154 00:06:20,792 --> 00:06:23,083 - [chuckles] Oh! 155 00:06:25,750 --> 00:06:27,208 [both laugh] 156 00:06:27,250 --> 00:06:28,500 Hey, you didn't make your snowballs 157 00:06:28,542 --> 00:06:29,875 out of toilet water, did you? 158 00:06:29,917 --> 00:06:33,500 - Just this one. 159 00:06:33,542 --> 00:06:34,583 Smile. 160 00:06:34,625 --> 00:06:35,542 [click] 161 00:06:35,583 --> 00:06:38,291 - Do not post that. - Really? 162 00:06:38,333 --> 00:06:39,834 Don't post this where everyone can see us 163 00:06:39,875 --> 00:06:42,333 using our powers? 164 00:06:42,375 --> 00:06:45,166 - That, and I told everyone you weren't my sister. 165 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:47,041 Hey, wasn't today apple pie day? 166 00:06:47,083 --> 00:06:48,959 - [scoffs] Please. 167 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,333 I am not gonna break into the cafeteria, and steal-- - They have ice cream. 168 00:06:51,375 --> 00:06:52,166 - Race you there! 169 00:07:02,125 --> 00:07:03,208 - What are you kids doing? 170 00:07:03,250 --> 00:07:05,625 - We're gonna watch a movie. 171 00:07:05,667 --> 00:07:08,792 What are you doing? 172 00:07:08,834 --> 00:07:10,000 - Well, since your mother's not feeling well, 173 00:07:10,041 --> 00:07:12,417 I'm gonna watch a film. 174 00:07:12,458 --> 00:07:15,333 That's a movie for grown-ups. 175 00:07:18,458 --> 00:07:20,417 - Yes! 176 00:07:20,458 --> 00:07:22,750 "Space Kitties" it is. 177 00:07:22,792 --> 00:07:24,834 - Ah, "Space Kitties?" 178 00:07:24,875 --> 00:07:26,959 - I guess you won't be needing this. 179 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:31,875 - Barb, the little ones are sassing me again! 180 00:07:31,917 --> 00:07:32,959 - Hank, just come watch the movie 181 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:36,667 up here with me-- [sneezes] 182 00:07:36,709 --> 00:07:39,166 All: Gross. 183 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:41,834 - "Space Kitties" it is. 184 00:07:41,875 --> 00:07:44,166 Both: "Space Kitties!" 185 00:07:44,208 --> 00:07:50,542 - Why don't you go see if your brother and sister wanna suffer through this gem with me? 186 00:07:50,583 --> 00:07:54,125 - Billy in the hole! 187 00:07:54,166 --> 00:07:55,917 - Do not eat my popcorn. 188 00:07:58,375 --> 00:08:00,917 Whee! 189 00:08:00,959 --> 00:08:03,625 - I'm not afraid of her. 190 00:08:03,667 --> 00:08:06,417 Maybe I'll just wait till she gets back. 191 00:08:06,458 --> 00:08:09,667 - Whee! 192 00:08:09,709 --> 00:08:11,500 - Whee! - Oh, not again! 193 00:08:11,542 --> 00:08:14,583 [both grunt] 194 00:08:14,625 --> 00:08:17,667 - Wait. Why are you and Max hanging out? 195 00:08:17,709 --> 00:08:20,500 - Yeah, and not fighting. 196 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:21,500 - You see it too? 197 00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:24,750 Good. I thought I was losing it. 198 00:08:24,792 --> 00:08:26,375 - We actually had fun today. 199 00:08:26,417 --> 00:08:27,959 - Yeah, it turns out if no one else 200 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,333 is at school, Phoebe's all right. 201 00:08:30,375 --> 00:08:31,458 - Anyhow, we were getting along. 202 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:33,542 Look. 203 00:08:33,583 --> 00:08:36,959 - Snow? In school? 204 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,000 No way. Pic pic. 205 00:08:40,041 --> 00:08:41,625 - A pic pic? 206 00:08:41,667 --> 00:08:44,375 - Yeah. It's a picture of a picture. 207 00:08:44,417 --> 00:08:46,166 - That's not a thing. 208 00:08:46,208 --> 00:08:49,083 - Then how did I just do it? 209 00:08:49,125 --> 00:08:52,875 - What's that, up there on the wall? 210 00:08:52,917 --> 00:08:57,667 - Yeah, Max, what is that? 211 00:08:57,709 --> 00:08:59,542 Oh, no, is that... 212 00:08:59,583 --> 00:09:02,583 - It is. - A security camera? 213 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:03,959 - The school got a pic pic of you? 214 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:07,417 See, Nora, it's catching on. 215 00:09:07,458 --> 00:09:08,792 - No, this is bad. 216 00:09:08,834 --> 00:09:09,959 This is really, really bad. 217 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,208 You see, this is what happens 218 00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:14,625 when I have fun with you. 219 00:09:14,667 --> 00:09:17,375 - Okay, everyone just relax. 220 00:09:17,417 --> 00:09:19,542 Yes, the camera caught us using our superpowers. 221 00:09:19,583 --> 00:09:22,041 But this is an easy fix, all right? 222 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:23,583 We just break into the school-- 223 00:09:23,625 --> 00:09:25,834 - Break into the school? 224 00:09:25,875 --> 00:09:28,750 - Look, the school records say that the security footage is kept in the principal's office. 225 00:09:28,792 --> 00:09:30,959 - Oh, so now we're also 226 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,333 breaking into the principal's office? 227 00:09:32,375 --> 00:09:33,542 - Fun, right? Both: Yeah! 228 00:09:33,583 --> 00:09:35,875 - No, not fun. 229 00:09:35,917 --> 00:09:38,333 - I miss Snowball Phoebe. - [sighs] 230 00:09:38,375 --> 00:09:40,750 - Look, these are simple hard drives. 231 00:09:40,792 --> 00:09:44,834 And we're going to erase them with this baby. 232 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:46,667 - What's that, a magic wand? 233 00:09:46,709 --> 00:09:48,166 - I'm not a magician. 234 00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:52,250 - That's exactly what a magician would say. 235 00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:54,166 - It's a degausser magnet. 236 00:09:54,208 --> 00:09:56,041 And we're gonna use it to erase the security footage 237 00:09:56,083 --> 00:09:57,709 in the principal's office. 238 00:09:57,750 --> 00:09:58,625 - Sounds like a heist. 239 00:09:58,667 --> 00:10:00,333 We want in. 240 00:10:00,375 --> 00:10:01,667 - Me too. 241 00:10:01,709 --> 00:10:04,125 I'll take out the guards. 242 00:10:04,166 --> 00:10:05,875 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. No one's taking out anyone. 243 00:10:05,917 --> 00:10:07,792 We don't need your help. 244 00:10:07,834 --> 00:10:09,041 - But we're superheroes. 245 00:10:09,083 --> 00:10:10,834 We need action. 246 00:10:10,875 --> 00:10:12,291 Billy is getting soft. 247 00:10:12,333 --> 00:10:17,750 - Max, where did you get this moisturizer? 248 00:10:17,792 --> 00:10:21,083 - That's my scab ointment. 249 00:10:21,125 --> 00:10:24,709 - Whatever it is, it's fantastic. 250 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:26,542 - Look, if you guys wanna help, 251 00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:27,667 you can just cover for us. 252 00:10:27,709 --> 00:10:29,667 Tell Mom and Dad we're going to the mall. 253 00:10:29,709 --> 00:10:31,583 - Ooh, Mom and Dad. Can I take them out? 254 00:10:31,625 --> 00:10:33,166 - No! 255 00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:36,083 You have got to get that rabbit under control. 256 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:40,709 - Don't worry. I'm getting us on that heist. 257 00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:42,667 But first, we're gonna need a pic pic. 258 00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:43,917 -I'd give you a high-five, 259 00:10:43,959 --> 00:10:46,917 but this stuff's starting to burn. 260 00:10:49,834 --> 00:10:51,375 - This goes against everything I believe in. 261 00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:53,834 - Breaking in? 262 00:10:53,875 --> 00:10:56,458 - No, going to school twice in one day. 263 00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:58,458 Now, if one of us senses trouble, 264 00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:00,333 the code word is "porcupine." 265 00:11:00,375 --> 00:11:01,792 - Porcupine, got it. 266 00:11:01,834 --> 00:11:05,333 - All right. Watch and learn, Phoebe. 267 00:11:05,375 --> 00:11:08,041 Breaking and entering requires the delicate touch 268 00:11:08,083 --> 00:11:10,875 of a surgeon and the technical know-how of-- 269 00:11:10,917 --> 00:11:12,583 - It's already open. 270 00:11:12,625 --> 00:11:16,834 - I loosened it for ya. 271 00:11:16,875 --> 00:11:19,083 - Figured out why the door is open. 272 00:11:19,125 --> 00:11:20,875 [country music] 273 00:11:20,917 --> 00:11:23,750 - Country Western Dancing Club? 274 00:11:23,792 --> 00:11:26,709 At our school? - We gotta get out of here before someone sees us. 275 00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:28,667 - Too late. 276 00:11:28,709 --> 00:11:31,709 You two are busted. 277 00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:34,333 - Hedgehog. Uh, opossum. 278 00:11:34,375 --> 00:11:35,333 Armadillo? 279 00:11:35,375 --> 00:11:36,625 - Porcupine? 280 00:11:36,667 --> 00:11:37,667 - That's the one. 281 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,792 - I know exactly why you two are here. 282 00:11:45,834 --> 00:11:47,750 - Okay, so you know our secret. 283 00:11:47,792 --> 00:11:49,291 Just please don't tell anyone. 284 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:51,125 Our parents will be so mad at us. 285 00:11:51,166 --> 00:11:52,125 - For liking a good hoedown? 286 00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:56,750 - No for-- loving a good hoedown. 287 00:11:56,792 --> 00:11:59,834 - Yes. Our parents are very anti-hoedown. 288 00:11:59,875 --> 00:12:02,458 - Well, your secret is safe with me. 289 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:04,250 Let's go get you kids some duds. 290 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:06,500 - Yeehaw. 291 00:12:06,542 --> 00:12:09,166 - I think I like her better as crazy bird lady. 292 00:12:12,041 --> 00:12:14,792 - Wow, you must be pretty important 293 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:17,125 to have a key to the principal's office. 294 00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:18,125 - Of course I do. 295 00:12:18,166 --> 00:12:19,291 I'm the principal's wingman. 296 00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:21,083 Tweet, tweet. 297 00:12:21,125 --> 00:12:22,959 - And she's back. 298 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,208 - Hey, there's the security system. 299 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,208 We just need to erase the hard drive. 300 00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:36,000 - Here you go. Duds. 301 00:12:36,041 --> 00:12:38,625 - Oh, duds are clothes. 302 00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:39,709 - Hurry on out. 303 00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:42,291 No one's supposed to be in here. 304 00:12:44,375 --> 00:12:46,625 See ya on the dance floor. 305 00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:49,125 - [sighs] So close. 306 00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:50,375 - Are you kidding? We got this. 307 00:12:50,417 --> 00:12:52,625 We just melt the lock with our heat breath, 308 00:12:52,667 --> 00:12:53,834 and erase the security footage. 309 00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:55,458 - No way. Our powers got us into this mess 310 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:56,291 in the first place. 311 00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:57,917 We need that key. 312 00:12:57,959 --> 00:12:59,333 - And how do we get that? 313 00:12:59,375 --> 00:13:02,959 - We dance, Max. We dance. 314 00:13:07,041 --> 00:13:10,166 [country music] 315 00:13:10,208 --> 00:13:14,500 ♪ ♪ 316 00:13:14,542 --> 00:13:17,333 - Could this get any worse? 317 00:13:17,375 --> 00:13:19,125 - It's about to. 318 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,250 Ms. Williams, Max wants to dance with you. 319 00:13:21,291 --> 00:13:22,917 - You're on, partner! 320 00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:26,792 - What are you doing? 321 00:13:26,834 --> 00:13:29,625 - Trust me. I have an idea. 322 00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,625 Howdy, everybody. 323 00:13:33,667 --> 00:13:35,834 [cheers and applause] 324 00:13:35,875 --> 00:13:37,208 Let's put a little up in your giddy 325 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,583 and scoot boogie to the latest moves. 326 00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:41,000 [cheers and applause] 327 00:13:41,041 --> 00:13:42,542 [country music] 328 00:13:42,583 --> 00:13:44,875 So grab a partner, do-si-do, 329 00:13:44,917 --> 00:13:46,875 round and round and here we go. 330 00:13:46,917 --> 00:13:49,792 - Whoo-hoo! - Chicken in the outhouse, ten feet wide. 331 00:13:49,834 --> 00:13:53,000 Step to the left and do the slide. 332 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,083 All: Whoo! 333 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,959 - Now raise your hands up in the air, 334 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,250 and walk them boots to the county fair. 335 00:13:59,291 --> 00:14:01,542 All: Whoo-hoo! 336 00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:02,959 - Swing your partner round and round, 337 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,375 take your keys and thrown 'em down. 338 00:14:05,417 --> 00:14:09,750 - I love these hip new dance moves. 339 00:14:09,792 --> 00:14:11,291 - Clap your elbows, slap your thighs. 340 00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:14,125 Fox in the hen house, cover your eyes. 341 00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:16,083 Ugh. Not you, Max. 342 00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:21,291 Well, everybody, it's been fun. 343 00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:23,333 Sorry to say, but this gal's done. 344 00:14:23,375 --> 00:14:26,125 [cheers and applause] 345 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,792 - Ohh. 346 00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:31,417 Not so fast, twinkle toes. 347 00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:32,583 - What do I do? 348 00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:34,542 - Let her lead. 349 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:36,375 - Whoo-hoo! 350 00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:41,291 - Ahh. 351 00:14:41,333 --> 00:14:43,834 You are good, Phoebe Thunderman. 352 00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:47,041 Now, all I need to do is wave the degaus-- 353 00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:48,875 Wait. Where is it? 354 00:14:48,917 --> 00:14:50,125 [sighs] 355 00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:51,959 Nora! 356 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:55,250 - No, Captain Whiskers, it's too dangerous. 357 00:14:55,291 --> 00:14:59,625 - Then it's a good thing I've got nine lives. 358 00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:01,667 - Oh, come on, that would never happen. 359 00:15:01,709 --> 00:15:05,375 - How do you know what happens in space? 360 00:15:05,417 --> 00:15:06,583 - I know that cats can't steer spaceships. 361 00:15:06,625 --> 00:15:09,417 They don't even have thumbs. 362 00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:11,500 [phone chimes] 363 00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:15,583 - I'm going to the kitchen for a snack. 364 00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:17,500 - I am also going to the kitchen 365 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:20,625 for an unrelated snack. 366 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:27,333 - Hello, Pheebs. 367 00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:28,458 What's the haps? 368 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:31,000 - You know very well what the haps is. 369 00:15:31,041 --> 00:15:32,500 I need that degausser. 370 00:15:32,542 --> 00:15:34,041 - No, you need us. 371 00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:35,291 - Just bring it here. 372 00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:36,750 - Say you need us. 373 00:15:36,792 --> 00:15:39,625 - [sighs] I need you. 374 00:15:39,667 --> 00:15:41,917 - Now without the attitude. - Nora! 375 00:15:41,959 --> 00:15:44,875 - On our way. 376 00:15:44,917 --> 00:15:46,792 - Pic pic strikes again. 377 00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:51,166 - Hey, Dad, we're gonna go to bed. 378 00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:52,500 [yawns] 379 00:15:52,542 --> 00:15:54,667 - [yawns] 380 00:15:54,709 --> 00:15:55,375 - Kiss your mom good night. 381 00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:58,709 - [sneezes] 382 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:02,125 - Or just maybe wave as you walk by. 383 00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:05,834 - Lieutenant, you risked your life to save me. 384 00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:06,834 But why? 385 00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:08,834 - Adiós, gatos. 386 00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:12,375 - Captain Whiskers, this may come as a shock, 387 00:16:12,417 --> 00:16:14,625 but I am your father. 388 00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:16,959 - [gasps] 389 00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:26,000 I did not see that coming. 390 00:16:26,041 --> 00:16:29,083 [country music] 391 00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:36,542 ♪ ♪ 392 00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:38,542 - Whoo! - Whoo-hoo! 393 00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:44,625 [all cheering] 394 00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:59,542 [all cheering] 395 00:17:04,417 --> 00:17:08,417 [cheers and applause] 396 00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:09,834 - You know, I should stop. 397 00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:11,792 I think I'm getting blisters from these boots. 398 00:17:11,834 --> 00:17:13,333 - Then let's get you a bigger pair. 399 00:17:13,375 --> 00:17:14,959 I think I've got some in the principal's office. 400 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,709 - No, not the principal's office. 401 00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:18,959 Because this is my favorite song. 402 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,083 - Well, what about your feet? 403 00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:22,166 - Oh, that's okay. 404 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,709 Blisters are nature's bandages. 405 00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:25,250 - Whoo-hoo! 406 00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:28,333 [country music] 407 00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:32,125 - But, sir, the ship can't handle it. 408 00:17:32,166 --> 00:17:33,375 - [meows] 409 00:17:33,417 --> 00:17:37,959 - But, sir-- - [meowing fiercely] 410 00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:43,834 - Hank, can you check on the kids? 411 00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:45,083 - On it. 412 00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:46,542 [explosion] 413 00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:47,959 - Sir, we've lost engine four. 414 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,625 We have to land on Planet Canine. 415 00:17:57,375 --> 00:17:59,166 - Hey, are you kids good? [high-pitched voice] Yeah, we're good. 416 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:00,333 You're the best Dad ever. 417 00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:01,375 [normal voice] I love you. 418 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:05,750 Kids are good! 419 00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,125 - Sorry we're late. 420 00:18:14,166 --> 00:18:18,458 Someone stopped for chocolate milk. 421 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:19,792 - Did you bring the degausser? 422 00:18:19,834 --> 00:18:22,583 - I knew I forgot something. 423 00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:30,083 It's just so good. 424 00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:32,875 [country music] 425 00:18:32,917 --> 00:18:34,542 ♪ ♪ 426 00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:39,750 [cheers and applause] 427 00:18:39,792 --> 00:18:41,750 - How are you feet holding up? 428 00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:43,750 - I don't know if they can 429 00:18:43,792 --> 00:18:45,542 technically be called feet anymore. 430 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,792 - Poor thing. 431 00:18:47,834 --> 00:18:50,375 Let me get that bandage from the first aid closet. 432 00:18:50,417 --> 00:18:52,333 Oh. Where are my keys? 433 00:18:52,375 --> 00:18:54,458 - Your keys. 434 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,625 Uh, maybe you left them in your car. 435 00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:57,834 I'll get 'em for you right now. 436 00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,166 You got a brick? 437 00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:01,250 - No, I threw them down. 438 00:19:01,291 --> 00:19:02,083 Someone must've grabbed them. 439 00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:03,875 I gotta make sure no one's 440 00:19:03,917 --> 00:19:05,375 breaking into the principal's office. 441 00:19:05,417 --> 00:19:09,250 - Oh, ms. Williams-- ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 442 00:19:09,291 --> 00:19:12,125 [magnet humming] 443 00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:15,375 - You're a sweet kid, Nora, but step on it. 444 00:19:15,417 --> 00:19:19,000 - Don't rush me. I'm savoring the heist. 445 00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:21,834 [country showdown music] 446 00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:28,875 ♪ ♪ 447 00:19:33,291 --> 00:19:36,208 - Uh, guys, who's that? 448 00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:38,166 - Oh, no. We're busted. 449 00:19:38,208 --> 00:19:39,291 She's gonna see the tapes 450 00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:40,500 and find out we're superheroes. 451 00:19:40,542 --> 00:19:41,834 I knew this wouldn't work. 452 00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,291 - Look, it worked! 453 00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:45,208 - I never had a doubt. Let's get out of here, come on. 454 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:48,500 Pick up the pace... 455 00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:51,041 And the pencils. 456 00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:55,875 ♪ ♪ 457 00:19:55,917 --> 00:20:01,542 - Well, look what we have here. 458 00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:02,834 - Oh, ms. Williams, I can explain everything. 459 00:20:02,875 --> 00:20:08,041 - Is it so hard to pick up a pencil? 460 00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,875 What did you want to explain, Max? 461 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,417 - Uh-- 462 00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:15,917 - We zapped the footage. 463 00:20:15,959 --> 00:20:17,166 - What was that? 464 00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:20,375 - I said I wrapped my footage. 465 00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:23,041 And I found your keys. 466 00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:24,917 - Well, aren't you a gentleman? 467 00:20:24,959 --> 00:20:26,667 You know what I owe you? 468 00:20:26,709 --> 00:20:28,750 One last do-si-do. 469 00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:31,542 - I'm gonna have to give that no-si-no. 470 00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:33,917 Aah. Aah. Aah. 471 00:20:33,959 --> 00:20:36,917 - That's one small step for kitties, 472 00:20:36,959 --> 00:20:40,208 one giant leap for kitty kind. 473 00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:44,625 - I respect what you did, Lieutenant Furball. 474 00:20:44,667 --> 00:20:47,000 - Call me... [gasps] 475 00:20:47,041 --> 00:20:48,750 Dad. 476 00:20:52,792 --> 00:20:54,041 [door opens] 477 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:57,083 - Whoa. What happened here? 478 00:20:57,125 --> 00:21:01,625 - [sniffles] Kids, we're getting a cat. 479 00:21:01,667 --> 00:21:02,375 - But we're allergic. 480 00:21:02,417 --> 00:21:05,125 - I don't care. 481 00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:07,375 - [sneezes] 482 00:21:07,417 --> 00:21:09,667 - I should check on your mother. 483 00:21:09,709 --> 00:21:13,291 - Wait. Before you do that-- 484 00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:15,667 - We have something we need to tell you. 485 00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:18,667 - Right. I almost forgot. 486 00:21:18,709 --> 00:21:19,750 We just wanted to tell you that 487 00:21:19,792 --> 00:21:24,291 you're a really great dad. 488 00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:26,166 - No. 489 00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:29,375 Lieutenant Furball is. 490 00:21:29,417 --> 00:21:32,709 And now he's gone. 491 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:35,083 [crying] 492 00:21:35,125 --> 00:21:37,166 [sobbing] 493 00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:40,333 - And add that to the list of things I want 494 00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:42,417 to forget about tonight. 495 00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:44,917 - Come on, seriously, you had fun. 496 00:21:44,959 --> 00:21:46,917 - [sighs] I did. 497 00:21:46,959 --> 00:21:49,542 Especially when I took this picture of you, 498 00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:51,375 dancing with Ms. Williams. 499 00:21:51,417 --> 00:21:53,583 - Phoebe, give me that right now. 500 00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:55,000 - Not before I post it. - Phoebe! 501 00:21:55,041 --> 00:21:56,542 Phoebe, this is not fun. 502 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:59,000 Ow! Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow! 503 00:21:59,041 --> 00:22:01,375 - Come on, come on. - Oh! Ow! Oh! 504 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000 Ow! Oh! Ow! 31773

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