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Previously on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. It's so beautiful.

Oh, my God.

I don't like this. Oh, my God.

Oh, no, Meredith, it's a pool party, not a business meeting. Oh, no, Lenny. Oh,

damn. Happy Mother's Day.

Same. Yes.

Right. Yeah, happy Mother's Day. Mother's Days are usually bittersweet

We're all here on Mother's Day without our kids.

What I said about pill popping and alcoholism is a very slippery slope. And

I'm sorry that I called you those names. Okay, great.

We're making headway.

I trademarked high body count.

Why would you do that?

Because I was the one that took it on the chin. I think that's super

embarrassing. She said it first about me.

Now you sound like a fool, Brittany.

We're supposed to be out having fun, and instead we're hyper -focused on

trademarks and hair.

You okay?

No. Wake up.

No.

Good morning.

Oh, my God.

The sweet guy bringing our breakfast turns the corner and we just

collided.

There's no lie, I'm a little accident prone, but a tray to the face, this is

much.

the broken finger feel like nothing.

Angie

might

have enough lip filler that it prevented her nose from breaking or like losing a

tooth. It was like a seatbelt for her face, that lip filler.

It really saved Angie.

Angie, you hurt yourself again.

Good morning.

Good morning. What are you doing?

I'm just sitting here. I put like a little mask on. I gotta let it sit. for

minutes. Oh my gosh. You look so good.

Thank you. She does such a good job with my makeup.

I want to move her to America.

What's going on?

First of all, I slept really well last night.

Like a rock, which was very much needed.

Oh my gosh, I slept like bane.

Especially after drinking pina colada.

I don't think that helps you sleep, Lisa.

I think that actually disrupts it. Okay.

I just, like, crashed.

You're really into it. You're right on Meredith Coochie level.

Yes, Lisa!

I know, that was fun. That was actually really fun.

I'm starting the day on a good note.

Like... We are in Greece. We are friends.

Like, let's just pull it together and have some fun so we can reflect back on

this someday as being great and positive and that we acted like mature adults

and we're able to set aside our differences to have a little fun.

I got to finish my hair.

We have eight ladies total.

I'm going to warn you, they're probably going to be fighting over who's going to

wear what.

But we'll just call them up one at a time. See, it's already happening.

The flying dress photo shoot is a quintessential Greek experience.

You pick a gorgeous dress, and then we get our photos taken on the epic white

stairs of Ea.

I feel like I should do the purple. Do it.

It's pretty. I love it. It's going to be a keepsake they can have for the rest

of their lives.

Well, she picked the ugliest color.

Okay, we'll get everyone changed. Thanks, Artemis. Thank you.

Don't trip.

Here we go. I don't know why every trip we go on has to involve dressing up.

Usually I show up to the point where I walk into a beach club and people are

like, I'd die for your outfit.

The only thing I liked was when they all dressed like me.

I have a reservation for eight Lisas.

Eight Lisas.

All these lovely, I mean, Heather has the full train rolling.

Oh, wait, whoa.

Watch out, it's under the door.

Uh -oh, I flipped a nip.

It'll be fine. Okay.

from Santorini Photo Agency.

I will be your photographer for today, okay? Nice to meet you.

Beautiful. You look great, all of you. So, we can start. Take some group shots

right there, okay?

Okay. This is just absolutely pictorial.

So, look at me.

I think this is so much fun. This is right up my alley. It's touristy. All of

are going to do it together. There's no talking involved in the photo, so I have

a feeling we might leave with a souvenir that looks like we had a nice time on

this trip.

And everybody's in a good mood.

Three, two, one. Ow!

It looks so stunning. Look at that profile.

Go, Ann!

You look like a mother.

In my red dress with my nipple hanging out. I look like a mother in her Versace

with her nipple hanging out.

Okay, I got you.

You don't have to do three, two, one. Just take a bunch and I'll move around a

little bit.

The three, two, one is about the throwing. Oh, gotcha.

Okay, okay, okay.

I feel like a ray of sunshine wearing orange.

Three, two, one.

I feel like Eos.

The goddess of the morning sky.

Yes.

Three, two, one.

It's so good, Mary.

I'd want to be a Greek goddess of realness.

Work it.

If I were a Greek goddess, I would be the Greek goddess of feta.

If it didn't smell weird.

Three, two, one.

Oh, gorgeous, Meredith.

If I was a Greek goddess, I would be the goddess of the sea because I would be

swimming with all the sturgeon to get more caviar.

Mother is serving. Thank you.

Have you noticed how happy Meredith is?

She's like happy as can, like old Meredith.

Can I whisper too? What are you whispering about?

Meredith's like full switch up. I mean, it's big, like the pool.

How long do you think it's going to last?

I hope it lasts the whole trip. Based on her pattern, it'll last until tomorrow

morning.

Thank you. Thank you.

What are we, what's the plan this afternoon after photos?

What are we all doing? Well, I'm hungry, so I'm going to go to lunch. Same.

Okay. We could go to the spa if we wanted to. I would love to go to the

I'm going to eat lunch. I'm starving.

I'm going to the spa.

Okay, let's go.

Okay, you got your dress? Got my dress.

There we go. Why am I going first?

Okay, let's go. That looks so dangerous.

Okay, Mary, we're coming.

Oh, my God.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Welcome to our Vexius Fine and Ronis

Arcadia. Thank you.

So let's go to our relaxation area.

Just watch your steps.

These two struggle with this. Do you see what it's called?

Quiet zone.

Signs mean nothing with this group.

This is the one you're going to have to worry about right here.

She talks a lot. And she's loud when she's mad.

There are only two volumes, loud and louder.

Yeah, you talk about your life.

So glad we get to the lunch. I know, I'm starving.

I think it's up here.

Oh, my God. I love it.

Gorgeous. Wow, look how beautiful.

Wow.

Hi. Prepare to start with some steel or sparkling water?

Deal for me, please. Yeah, I do. Okay, perfect. Thank you.

The dress, what did you think of that? That was so cool. It was so fun.

Do you see, Meredith and I were both wearing blue and we walked in together.

held my dress. I was like, oh.

You guys have come a long way since lunch yesterday. From lunch yesterday to

lunch today. It's been a long... It hasn't been 24 hours. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. It's a big change.

It's a good change.

I'm a little worried about Meredith.

I'm concerned.

What concerns you?

Her behavior? I mean, the obvious. You'd see. Yeah.

I'm worried, too.

I have been for a while.

You've lived some of my chapter with supporting my dad.

You know, he would have similar behaviors that Meredith has.

He'd have massive mood swings.

And one minute we are so good, and the next minute he'd rage.

I think what really...

led me to finally voice something to you is that usually Meredith is always like

she's got it out and been able to bring herself back down but this time the rage

was uncontrollable but then the next time we see her she doesn't even

that it happened she doesn't take accountability for it I can see that

something going on I think Meredith needs help

I think Meredith needs help.

What do you mean by that?

It's like she's fragile.

That's not my Meredith.

Meredith's going through something. And that is taking a toll on her mental. I

really think so. The way she's acting and her behavior, something's going on.

Yeah.

She has too many highs, too many lows.

Too many mediums. And it's not adding up. It doesn't add up. She's mad.

One day she's okay.

The next day she's livid.

The next day she's in a rage.

Not even the next day. Sometimes same day it changes.

I mean, the pattern is patterning. We all see it. But what saddens me is that

she doesn't.

You feel the same way? That's about to make me cry. I know. That is sad. That's

really sad to say.

Oh, Mary.

Sorry. I know. I know.

I love how much you love her. I can see that you care about her. She's suffering

and I can see it.

It's not right.

And I just, I don't know how to help her.

I'm doing the best I can. I just, I just.

She has to help herself.

Yeah.

When you love people, you, me, I overlook or I excuse or I find.

why they behave in the way they do when I know it's not normal.

Because just dealing with my child, and I know my kid.

I know when he's off.

I know when he's... I mean, now I do.

And I recognize in the behaviors and, you know, not being able to control your

anger or control your emotions.

I live with that.

I've been dealing with it, you know? So when I see Meredith, it just... tugs at

me in a whole different light because I recognize it.

We're all just kind of guessing what's going on with Meredith.

And in my case, I'm hoping that she's all right.

But it doesn't look good.

I've seen the signs with my son, and I miss them. I have them down pack now,

I know the signs.

Something's not right.

It's hard.

I feel like we all know we just don't talk about it.

I'm also worried about something, and it feels weird.

I don't know what to say about this.

Well, say it.

I mean, this happened in January, so I've been thinking about it for a couple

months now.

I ran into Seth out in New York.

Todd and I were at this Italian restaurant. He stops and says, oh, Todd,

said hi to Todd, and Todd's like, what are you doing? And he was like, oh,

I'm with an investor, and it felt weird. What are you saying?

I'm saying I thought Seth was a woman at a restaurant.

Shut up.

And my first thought was not, oh, Seth's on a date with someone because I'm

not like that.

And I wouldn't want someone to assume that. But I'm starting to feel like as I

watch her be so defensive about people talking about her marriage, there's

something wrong here.

Like when I was going through something with Todd and I wasn't all the way

through it, I was very defensive.

Right. I felt very vulnerable. When you and your partner are rocky, it's very

scary.

And I kind of get that same fear. Do you feel a fear from her when you talk to

her? It's like this real wall that's very protective thing or a lash out. She

can't handle that. It's like she's scared to death of something.

I feel like when stuff is said.

and it's not true, it doesn't bother you. Not like that.

So what do we do?

We start this. Oh, it's warm. It's like really warm.

I feel like I need to.

Well,

Britney's doing what everyone hates, which is being Britney.

And bringing this playful, la, la, la, la, la, you know, attitude to what

be a very serious spa day.

No one in a spa is splashing each other. It's the wrong environment.

Like, maybe she's never been to a spa. I don't know.

We're in

Greece.

Have a little fun.

I've got to get out of here. I feel good. I feel relaxed. Let's go.

Last trip, I had buckets of water being poured.

over my head and

you guys can't handle a little splashy splash

it's rude coming up or

we just drink it i just lick it everyone do it like mary everyone

drink it like mary

You guys, I'm going to grab a glass of wine. I know. You guys, we have to be

really quiet.

Okay. Because we are already too loud.

I mean, this is very zen.

So zen.

Thank you. You're welcome.

I could take a nap here.

Meredith, you've got to whisper.

You've got to whisper.

Whisper. I know. I'm whispering.

Because we can't be loud in here.

Meredith and I have a love scene.

Snuggle in. She loves to snuggle.

Do you like to snuggle, Meredith?

No, I'm good. Thank you.

Why did you get her hair away?

She had a fresh blowout.

It took me an hour to blow my hair out this morning with a bad hand.

And you poured water on it. And I had a really bad morning.

Why did you do that? And it's crusty.

Because I wanted to lighten the mood. Why did we need the mood light and we're

in a zen state?

You're a hair expert. Who cares? It takes an hour.

It does not take her an hour. She's an expert.

Your hair is synthetic. It doesn't take as long.

It is not synthetic. It's real hair.

Came from a real head.

Had real follicles. And it feels crusty. Oh, it does feel crusty. Yeah. So it's

like people's piss.

I wash my hair with the most expensive product. I scissor the treatment in. I

blow it out with full tension so it looks like glass.

And then I finish it off with a very nice oil.

This takes some serious work.

We're too old to dump water on each other's hair.

So there's a reason that your hair looks like, well, like it does.

And my hair looks like it does.

This is so irritating to me because not one of you ladies who were supposed to

be my friend has even asked me if Olivia texted me yesterday.

Then why would you say something nasty about me when I was upset about a

situation?

It's going to be okay.

No, it's not changing.

Brooks is unapplied. I will not speak to him on Mother's Day. That was my chance

to talk to him.

I'm murdered because I'm sad.

Well, I didn't get to talk to my kids for three years, though.

Of course.

It's all about you.

I'm saying at least you get to see your kids. I didn't get to see my kids for

three years.

Yeah, but that was based on your choices, not based on... It was not

choices. You have no idea what I've been through. You have said to the group

that based on your decisions, your kids did not do that, and you put men before

your kids. You used that. I did, but that would be very vulnerable and self

-deprecating. But then don't judge her based on how she mothers when you don't

want people to judge you based on how you mother. Okay, this is totally like

apples and oranges.

How is it different? You can... She can't comment on my child, but she can't

comment on yours. No, I did not. I didn't clap.

You were in the middle of the heated argument, and then you start crying.

It isn't the trademark.

The length of your hair. I funny killed.

That's just the last straw.

I just had the worst weather's day ever.

Oh, no. Oh, my God. Wait, what happened?

I didn't do that. And then I thought you fake cried last night.

Brittany is theatrical all the time and she has a checklist. It's like she's in

the middle of an argument and she's like, OK, I'm going to cry about Olivia

I need empathy because I'm losing this argument.

Cry, cry, cry about my daughters.

I'm so pathetic and sad.

OK, everyone feel bad for me. I need attention.

Did I get enough? Yes. Done. Check.

You thought I fake cried or are you just saying that to hurt my feelings? No, I

think that you're dramatic.

It was real.

No, I'm not kidding. I really thought it was fake. It was fully real.

You garnered the sympathy you needed and everybody softened and the whole

dynamic changed. Oh, it changed?

I don't think so. We got right back into it.

It's sad that I can't even speak up.

I'm sick of walking on eggshells around Meredith just so that somebody or

something doesn't set her off. It's not fair.

So is that what you do? You like garner the sympathy so that everyone will be

softer on you? No, but really. No, that's not what I do.

Sorry, we have other guests that complain.

If you can please be quiet.

I'm sorry. Sorry.

Thank you.

You can't be like, my kids mean more to me than her kids mean more to her.

That's not what I was saying.

But it came across that way. I'm saying she used it and she gets to see her kids

like on the daily. I don't get to see my kids. I have because I break my heart

to make my relationships with my kids.

Don't you dare. As if I don't. I cannot stand her. Go away. Go disengage,

Meredith. Go disengage. I don't want to be around you. I don't like you. You are

absolutely despicable.

Meredith! It was all going so well.

Meredith was finally zen until the annoying little sister started to poke

bear. You know, Brittany can never just leave things the way they are.

She has to antagonize Meredith. We were relaxing, and now Meredith is mad.

You can leave.

You keep using other people's lines. I'm going to do it again.

Don't trademark that. Please be quiet.

Say not sorry. Will you say sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry to the lady?

Husband. You bring wine?

I got wine for getting ready.

Yay! I'm trying to figure out your steamer. How do I open it?

Unlock. Are you squinting at it? Yeah, my vision's getting bad. I just started

doing that, too.

Because you're getting old, and it's a horrible thing.

You have to have glasses to really read or do anything in life.

Or you can just squint all the time and then have wrinkles.

Tell me everything that happened at lunch.

Lunch was so beautiful. We sat on the most beautiful balcony.

Where were you guys, in the city?

Yeah, at Johnna's.

Something like that where you're, yeah.

Oh.

Whitney,

why is it doing this?

And the snake. Oh, no.

You know, a lot of people would think I would be offended by taking it in the

face when I'm steaming Whitney's dress. Have you ever used this before?

Nope.

But I kind of liked it.

I'm serious. What happened at lunch?

It's sad.

What did you guys talk about that was sad?

Meredith.

Her behavior and the way she's been showing up and our concerns for her.

Bronwyn and Mary, we all talked together about how we've noticed a change in

Meredith. Mary? Mm -hmm. And it was so sweet. She started crying. She loves

Meredith so much. What did she say?

She's just worried about her.

She recognizes that her behavior is off and different.

I feel relieved that more people are concerned about Meredith. I just know

she can be, like, unengaged and then immediately, you know, freak out.

And, like, I don't understand it, but it's a pattern.

I was really trying to figure out, like, am I going to keep chasing Meredith?

Or am I going to just let this friendship go?

And after my lunch... I realized I really do care about her. And so it was

sweet for me to sit with Mary and Bronwyn and have a very honest

about someone we love.

And that we're not the only two that see it.

It's going to be the funnest night ever.

I just saw Heather's butt.

I just saw full, got a full view.

I wore matching panties.

You guys, look at the Aegean Sea right there. It looks insane.

Aegean Sea?

Aegean, Aegean, whatever the f*** it is.

Have you ever read the secret language of trees?

No. Oh, my gosh. Don't tell us. It is the most powerful. I love that you're a

reader.

I love to read, and I love to have my bare feet on the ground. When we build

house, we have an area that's just for grounding.

I just feel like we need to be so clear.

You can be a very, very rich hippie, which having a ground area in your new

house is grounding.

It's very rich.

Every tree in the world can communicate.

I am obsessed with trees.

We have beautiful trees in front of our house, and I will literally talk to

them. I'll tell them it's okay to tap me on the shoulder. It's like their way of

giving hugs.

I'm not a hippie. I'm spiritual.

I'm spiritual.

They all talk to each other.

There's like a hidden language between trees, and, you know, they have

personalities. Like, trees are magic.

Lisa, if the trees wanted to talk to each other, they wouldn't be able to get

word in if you two were in the forest with them.

Like, oh my gosh, you trees talk to each other. I love that.

What are you talking about?

Just like, I love your bark. Are you Aspen? Yeah, you're an Aspen. I love

Aspen's my favorite tree. My favorite tree.

It's like, what trees are talking to Lisa Barlow?

Amongst themselves or to her?

I wanted to ask you, would you throw up every day when we were in Canawon?

Didn't we all sort of get sick when the boats were like this?

I just started getting motion sick the last 36 hours.

It wasn't from like, what's it called, drinking in your room?

Going in the bathroom and tipping the bottle?

Was it more than what I saw you drinking and then throwing up over the side?

What is Lisa talking about?

If Lisa had a problem with this, wouldn't she have brought this up on the

Like, why is she bringing this up a week later?

Are we running out of things to talk about in the group?

What's your agenda here?

You're trying to stir something up, Lisa Barlow.

Bring me a little love.

I heard that you were drinking, throwing up, drinking, throwing up. Sounds like

a girl's trip to me. Are you an alcoholic?

What? I heard you were drunk the whole entire boat ride and you would throw up

and then start drinking again. From whom?

What are you doing right now? Yeah. Who told you that?

I just heard it in a conversation.

I was told that she was nonstop drinking all day and night to the point of

vomiting, would go throw up, and then just start drinking over. That's like an

alcoholic. It's clearly unusual behavior.

Oh, my gosh.

From who? I honestly don't know who said it.

Everyone saw me do this, and no one had a problem with it then other than

Meredith. So who's talking about me? Who's making this a thing?

Make a right. Be careful, Heather Mary. Right here.

Right. Here we are.

So. Oh, I feel like. Oh, good. Here we go.

We're going down. Oh, my God. This is slippery. I know. Slippery slope.

Like some of the friendship.

To get anywhere in this town, you have to take third.

I know. I gotcha.

Hold on to the rail. I'm so glad I didn't wear heels. Be careful. You'll

neck.

No.

They have burrata, Lisa.

Oh, I love a burrata salad. I know, I love a burrata. Okay, tell me how they

have everything.

Santorinian eggplant cream. It's a buffalo burrata.

It's a buffalo.

I think buffalo burrata is made from a buffalo milk. No?

Maybe Buffalo New York?

Buffalo shaped burrata? We're going to have to ask questions.

Hello, lady. Welcome to Barlow Restaurant.

I am Andreas. I'll be your waiter for tonight. Hi, Andreas.

If it's possible, you can start with the drinks.

Yes, let's do it.

Do you guys have Sambuca or Anise? That is good. Or like a Mastica. It's got the

anise.

How many shots would you like with your mastica? Who wants a shot of this

mastica? You don't have to.

I'm tempted, but I'll be great. Oh, never mind.

I'm going to do it, so we can try it. Okay, thank you.

Okay.

Okay, but it's fine. You guys are managing it?

This is my mom's last weekend in her house.

as they've sold it. And Todd flew out to kind of last minute swoop in and help

get it done.

And he's keeping me up to date, but I think it's wearing on both of them.

So I feel incredibly guilty that it's not me who's there.

I'm really stressed. A friend of mine is by my mom's house and it's super

exciting. My mom's ready to be done with it, but she has to be out by the 15th.

So while I'm here.

she's packing the last i mean they've had that house since i was six months

you know what i mean so it's just a lot so gwen and todd and i've been going

back and forth and helping but she's down to like the last few things and

like todd just said he called just to be like are you fine you know what's going

on and she was like everything's awful so he's like i'm flying out there right

now like i feel bad i feel like i should be there but it's also my dad going

into memory care my mom just having this brain tumor moving out of a house she's

had for 40 years it's just a lot of change for her right now

And, you know, this is the Todd that people don't see.

This is the Todd I love.

Didn't have to be asked.

Todd would do anything for my family. He's so generous. He's so wonderful.

Sometimes I think he's a moron and does the dumbest shit.

This Todd is there for me no matter what.

Is it Todd that doesn't get acknowledged enough?

Like we're saying here in Greece, it's yamas.

Yamas!

I've got him trained.

Come on. Greek for the week. Greek for the week. You guys are like basically

Greek now. You're going to go home.

It smells like perfume.

I like to sip it. Do we sip it or we just drink it? Drink it. I just lick it.

Don't you think it's interesting? Tell me.

I've been licking it. I'm going to sip it because I love to taste it. What's

proof of alcohol?

I love to savor the flavor.

It's delicious.

I don't know. I like it.

Lisa, I want to know where the whole, like, alcoholic thing came from. Please

tell me, like, who was talking about me like I'm an alcoholic. I just heard that

you threw up more than once on the boat. By who? I heard it, and I told Lisa.

Well, you heard it from who?

I heard it through the grapevine.

From whom did you hear that? A little birdie.

Who's the little mysterious birdie?

My roommate?

Well, we have to talk about throw up.

I'm not outing anyone who said anything.

Bronwyn told me that she was roommates with Brittany and that she spent the

entire time drinking to the point of vomiting and then starting to drink

So I'm not going to take credit for saying this because that's not what I

What actually happened is Meredith came to me and said, was Brittany throwing up

on the boat? Did you see this? And I said, of course I saw it. We roomed

together. We shared a bathroom. I saw her throwing up.

There was no insinuation that she was drunk, that she was drinking and

up. Meredith said, I've seen her drinking and throwing up. And all I said

we shared a bathroom.

That's really not cool.

Meredith is such a hypocrite. She's not speaking to Whitney for weeks for

accusing her of being an alcoholic pill popper. And now she thinks it's okay to

do that to me?

Does anyone at the table think that she has a drinking problem?

No. Well, I don't know. I don't judge. I don't judge.

But it sounds pretty judgeable. No.

Okay, but let's not joke about that. Because it's a serious accusation. I

Elkie.

Why? Because if you're pounding drinks and then throwing up and then pounding

them again, that's not great.

There was no pounding of drinks. I can't pound drinks.

But Lisa, why are you saying that about Brittany?

We can't call Meredith an alcoholic, but we can call you an alcoholic?

Nobody called her an alcoholic!

I outed Elkie.

Just because you said Elkie doesn't make it cute. I'm not talking to you.

I didn't say she was. I didn't point at her and say, alcoholic pill popper. I

asked you. I added the Elkie lotion to make it less serious.

That's not less serious. When I said that to Meredith, you annihilated me.

is a double standard.

Don't do that.

That's not cute.

Okay, stop.

That is a double standard.

Don't do that.

That's not cute.

Say sorry to her.

Say sorry and then move on.

I'm sorry. I don't think you're an alcoholic.

Okay, all right.

Excuse me, ladies.

Oh, thank you. You're welcome.

Moving on from booze and boys.

What about, like, you're successful, you're interesting, right? Your acting

history is pretty successful. I mean, you were on the Mistletoes, which is

pretty cool. You have an IMDb. Thank you. You, like, accomplish a lot of

people's dreams. You were on Broadway. Yeah, I think she's more accomplished

than a lot of us.

What?

Can I ask you what you just said?

You said, Brittany's a great actress.

And that's nice. You were standing up for her. And then the last thing you

was, frankly, Brittany's more accomplished than most of the people at

table.

Yeah, I heard that. That's weird.

Why would you say one of us is more accomplished than the other? I've sold

businesses. I'm smart. I'm talking about, like, she has athletes.

You do. I have design awards and all kinds of other things. One at a time.

I don't even know how we're defining success.

But it's comical that the thought of Brittany having more than them drives

crazy.

I'm not saying anything other than, like, she's not like a lonely house

that doesn't have anything on her resume. Well, I was called dumb today.

You're delusional. It's like the lights are on, but no one's home.

The lights are home?

You don't even know what that means.

That's how much they're not on.

You're getting low, Angie.

It's true, though. You're calling me stupid.

Everyone here is, like, loves to pile on Britney, and the truth is she doesn't,

like, sit here and, like... Okay, do you hear her mouthpiece?

Do you think I'm her mouthpiece? I'm not trying to be. I don't want to fight

with you guys over Britney.

Well, you do.

You seem to go real hard.

I do not like the pylons on Britney. It's the lowest -come denominator.

Like, she's trying to be a good sport while the bullies are stealing her lunch

money.

I can't help it. I feel like someone comes to my rescue. Why don't you come

your own rescue? I do.

At some point, she's got to stand up for herself.

I know. Wait, wait, wait. Heather, we're asking Lisa to step back and allow

Meredith to communicate and find her voice with friends.

There's times where you're really hurt, but you haven't been able to say, like,

this is how you're making me feel.

And you've got Lisa trying to tell people how you feel, but it's not the

And you're trying to tell everyone how Brittany feels or how they should. I

didn't need to do that.

And you need to allow Brittany to find her voice in the group and kind of like

fight her own battle.

Let her figure it out with Meredith. Let Meredith figure it out with everyone

else without Lisa stepping in.

No, no, I think there's a big difference between what Heather does for Brittany

and the underdog versus what Lisa does for Meredith. I haven't even said what

the f*** it is yet.

Don't ever talk like that to me again. Lisa, I love you, but you're funny. That

was an accident. That was not a purpose. Lisa, hold my hand because that's the

only way. Just give me seven seconds.

No, but don't talk to me like that. Seven. It was an accident.

Ladies,

excuse me.

Unfortunately, the restaurant will be closed.

Oh, Lord.

So thank you so much for your visit. Thank you so much.

Thank you. Thank you. And get out.

I want to tell you, like, I never in a million years thought I would perform a

friendship. He is kicking us out. Sorry, you have

to go now.

He is kicking us out.

This is my country, sir.

This is embarrassing.

First we get kicked out of the spa, and now we're getting kicked out of a

restaurant? We need to get out? Get out.

I'm so sorry.

I mean, Greeks party until the sun comes up, and we're getting kicked out of a

restaurant? Like, it's bad.

Okay. Wow.

I'm sorry. This is embarrassing.

I have never. Please don't forget your stuff.

Please don't come back.

He's like, I don't want you coming back.

Let's get out of here.

I've never been kicked out of a Greek restaurant in my life.

That was so embarrassing.

Next time on the season finale of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

My cousin lives in Greece.

Meredith sent me.

What did you guys talk about at lunch yesterday?

You sold me out, and I don't know who the f*** you're going to use next.

We can't even tell Meredith we feel like something's wrong.

We also love her and don't want to hurt her.

I have one question.

What is there to talk about?