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Previously on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. I think we're finally

close with my citizenship.

I decided I wanted to become a U .S. citizen and get to vote and honestly I'm

actually the only person in America excited about jury duty.

What's stressing you about the business?

A failure.

It's hard because I don't feel like I can talk to Justin about these feelings

right now.

Meredith was completely unhinged.

I don't know if it was fueled by alcohol, sleeping pills, but it's

I do not have a substance abuse problem. I haven't even said that to you. And,

Bronwyn, you outed it at this table.

Now I've damaged my relationship with Whitney trying to help you.

I would have never told Bronwyn what I experienced on the plane had I known

little coward would run straight to her.

I feel terribly that I hurt your feelings, so I'm sorry for that.

You scared me.

Now, what are you today?

What do you think?

I think you're a slut.

The fastest moving slut you've ever seen.

How was the flight?

Oh, it was fine.

I read a little bit, watched some stuff that I had downloaded.

I'm still irritated about what happened with Todd and I. But I don't think that

having issues is indicative of having a bad relationship.

And Todd and I... are married, and I choose to be married to Todd all the

and there are wonderful things about our marriage, and a good relationship can

withstand hard times.

So how was your week while I was gone?

Actually, my week was not that good. I'm in big trouble.

What did you do? Can you guess why?

I'm sure it has to do with your friends.

What did you advise me to do before you left? Not get involved in this situation

on an airplane. What do you think I did? I'm sure you got involved in it.

I think so, what?

And I'm sure it turned into a show.

Okay, well, I was trying to do the right thing.

Whitney's mad because I told Meredith what she said.

I'm really bummed now because Whitney's not going to trust me. She's going to be

mad at me.

I don't know.

This group needs to sit down and have like a kumbaya and everybody apologize.

Because every one of you, and probably including you, have shit on somebody.

So... You know what I'm starting to think? Maybe we can't seem to move

because everybody's worried that everybody still has something they don't

about. Does that make sense?

Yep. Okay, well, I have an idea.

I was thinking to celebrate my citizenship.

Becoming an American.

I was thinking of having a spill the Boston tea party.

That would be fun. Let's get all of the gossip out. Let's get all of our

animosity out. And then I think we come together and we form a new constitution.

I just think the whole group needs a reset.

And all I need them to do is be willing to embrace this.

So, you know, they hang the traders in that... What they did.

Oh.

Hey.

Hey, Jay. How's it going?

Going. Going?

Blowing. Going.

Hey, what are you thinking about?

I just saw a large transfer from our bank account.

One of our vendors.

That hurt.

I just feel like we have to make things right with the people that we owe money

to.

It just sucks because my intuition going into this knew not to do it and I

didn't listen.

We took Wild Rose Beauty and we merged it into a new entity.

Unfortunately, it made a really bad decision.

And right now I'm fighting to get out of ownership of this company. I'm fighting

to get my name off of it, to remove me as an owner, and to get back my biggest

asset, which is my Wildrose Beauty name, brand, and inventory.

I don't feel like I was being told the truth.

Well, either was not. Because I would have never done this.

My vision was to go to Sephora and Ulta and Target to get you away from MLM.

And literally the week that we made the decision to go direct selling MLM.

Was the week you met? The week that I met the buyer of Sephora to get Wild

Beauty into big box stores.

You all flashed numbers in front of me. It's like I had no other choice.

But I did it because I trust you.

And I'm really mad at myself.

This was the first time that you

believed that Wild

Rose Beauty could go to the next level.

What?

If I did it your way.

I've been asking for years for you to help me and be a part of it. Like, work

with me. When we met, we worked together. We worked so well together.

Yeah. and all of a sudden you have an opportunity to take my baby, and it's

first time that you were like, okay, let's make this a billion -dollar

That's why I ultimately said yes, because if Justin believes it and we're

working together, then it can't tell.

I don't know what to say other than sorry for even getting involved with it.

Okay, but I think that what you're missing, as much as I'm trying not to

you, it's hard to separate you from that.

Do you feel like there is a change in your marriage because of that?

You know, in the beginning, when it was all crumbling, it did bring Justin and I

closer.

It's really made me...

Struggle. Because separation from the business and the marriage, they all

became one. And now I can't, I don't know what

I need.

So yeah, it has affected my marriage because I just, I'm kind of just there.

I mean, obviously, I feel the resentment.

I made a mistake.

I definitely get what you're saying about the belief in your business before

this and you thinking that this is the only way I thought it could be

successful. And that's not the case. I always thought and know that your

is going to be successful.

I just thought that this was a way that we could work together.

That was my everything.

Aside from you and the kids and our family, this is my everything.

Now it's gone.

Can you come help me? I need two hands for this.

I want to do like... Oh, my God. You got your shirt on.

It looks good.

We need to make it a bed party like we did for you when you went to Miami.

Yes. It's been a big year for me. I've experienced two major changes.

First one is I bought an air fryer.

It's changed my life. This is called a mixed bag.

Oh. It's pretty controversial in the air fryer world.

Basically, we've done everything in it. Fried Oreos, fried pickles.

You guys did a fried Oreo in here? Did. We do fried Oreos. The second one is

that I have one kid left at home, and she's graduating and flying the coop. I

want to make her bed look like a Tampa bed, so we'll just like... Tampa

Spartans, right?

Isn't that going to be awesome?

Literally perfect.

Oh, I love it. That looks great, babe.

Oh, this is so exciting, Mom.

When we did your bed party for Miami, what were you thinking and feeling? I

mean, did you have any idea of what to expect?

I feel like the biggest change was just being out of Utah and in the city of

Miami. Like, that's a crazy switch up. Like, whenever I would talk to someone,

and they'd be like, where are you from? And I'm like, I'm from Salt Lake City,

Utah. And they're like, what?

What is their impression of Utah? Like, what do they think about Utah?

Mormon, which is true.

What do you say when they ask you if you're Mormon? I always go ex -Mormon.

then they're like, what?

I was so excited for the school.

And I've just really grown a ton this year. I'm just so proud of you, G. Like,

I'm so proud of you. You went across the country by yourself. I dropped you off.

And, like, you have totally thrived. And I just, it's like, was my dream come

true. I'm really proud of my kids.

Felt like there's a destination and a finish line. It was just to raise these

girls till they were 18, get them off to college, and then I could, like, take a

deep breath, you know?

I'm hoping for Annabelle that she just, like, discovers how talented she is, how

special she is. Like, she makes friends from everywhere that she'll keep for the

rest of her life, you know? I feel like for the last 20 years, I've been

raising, you know, three kids by myself.

Even when I was married, I felt like I was raising them by myself.

It's always felt like, you know, a huge responsibility, and I had no one to

shoulder it with. You know how these bed parties go.

All the other moms be judging.

Yep. I'm most excited about just not feeling responsible for another person.

I want them to be on their own so that a little bit of that time and energy can

be spent on other things, on myself.

Oh, she's coming. She's coming. She's coming. She's coming. Go. Go, Spy. Go,

Spy. Okay, I'll follow your lead.

Guys!

Oh my gosh, I'm so proud of you.

I love you.

Hey, my two college Florida girls.

Love it.

I am putting these flags in envelopes to mail out. Do you want to bring me the

spreadsheet we made and I can come address these?

I am a big supporter of the LGBTQIA community and I was horrified when there

the passing of a law in Utah that pride flags could not be displayed at any kind

of government building. Hello. Thank you. I just thought one way I could.

Show support for the community is to make sure that every non -government

building in Salt Lake was displaying a pride flag.

I just said on my Instagram, if people in Salt Lake wanted to be overly

supportive with putting up pride flags, that I would send anybody who wanted one

a flag.

So my mom and I have made, you know, multiple trips to the sex store that

sells pride flags.

Look, I kind of think the penis balloons are funny.

You don't say that word. Too late. All the stuff there, I don't understand.

I will happily get you a device you can Google these things on.

You coming and doing this with me was a big deal. I know this is not how you

feel politically about stuff, and I know sometimes that's hard for you, all the

things that I... As long as it helps you, I don't care.

Not if you ask me to go to strip show or... How would that help me? Why would

ask you to come to that?

You know, but I love doing crazy things that I wouldn't do on my own.

Because I don't worry about what other people, you know, so much think anymore

like I used to.

I'm a grown -up now.

Okay, well, so do I have to wait until I'm 80 to be grown -up? Because, you

know, I very much worry what other people think of me. You might come out

cocoon a little earlier, maybe like 60. I don't know. You're almost there. I

don't know. I still very much worry what other people think about me. I very

much worry what you think about me.

I think you should, to a certain extent.

In the past, you and I have struggled because I was making choices you didn't

agree with, and you were very vocal about those. But I told you that I

my lesson.

We've moved through it, and I actually think it's interesting that the thing

were most mad at me about was having Gwen, and now the thing you love best

me is Gwen.

No, you've been a great mom for Gwen.

You need to be proud of what you're doing because you're doing a great job.

Everything.

I've always wanted to make you proud of me.

And I've always wanted you to think I did something worthwhile.

I am proud of you.

I know you're not the first person to allow compliments to everybody, so it

means a lot to me.

I don't know how to say that.

I know.

It's not that I don't mean it or I don't think about it. It's just I think my

parents were the same way.

I knew that they loved me, but they always expected more. Yeah.

And so I'm the same way. Yeah.

But you always told Gwen, you're the best thing in the world. You're the

smartest. Yeah.

I'm not sure I... We just did it different. That's all. But if it didn't

for you, then you're trying to change the role. And that's great.

Great. Because she is well -rounded.

And she gets all that from you.

I appreciate you telling me all that.

It means a lot to me.

Well, I would give you a hug, but I know how much you...

Love hugs. I don't need hugs. That's what you passed on to Gwen.

I'm like a hedgehog. Yeah.

I know that my mom sees that I've done things differently, but in a way that's

been successful.

But for her to be able to voice that, be willing to say it and willing to say it

to me, it's a huge step for us.

I think sometimes you have to hear it.

Now I have Muzzy in my ear telling me I'm perfect exactly as I am. That's what

heard. I don't have to make any changes. I don't have to take any from anybody.

See, now there you go off the deep end.

No, it means a lot to me, Muzzy. Thank you.

Yes, I'm finding out, too, that you made the spreadsheet wrong. And so the road

or the circle for the drive goes on the next line. So I have to make sure I

don't... Okay, I thought we just got through this. That made you proud of me.

Now my spreadsheet's not done right.

See you in a few hours. Thank you.

What in the hell?

Where is everyone?

I have no idea what today is all about, but I love a theme. I know. She just

said, get out of the loading dock, right? We have to meet her on a

That's the part that's so confusing. You think that's the most confusing part? I

thought us dressing up like Hamilton was confusing.

What do we have going on here? I don't know. We're going to some warehouse

place, I guess we're going to.

I don't even know if I'm in the right place.

I swear this is the address he gave me.

Brittany, how are you? I haven't seen you since my house.

Meredith asked me to the park.

Why the park?

If Meredith called me and said, meet me at the park at high noon, I would take

10 paces and turn around and shoot. Was it a duel?

No. It seemed like she was contrite enough to apologize when I talked to

And then I said, okay, well, I can see that what I said was a trigger and it

shady because it was.

So she didn't address verbally attacking you?

Oh, no.

So what'd she apologize for?

Verting my feelings.

We agreed to treat each other with kindness and respect. Oh, that's not

last very long.

So you forgive her and you guys are friends now? I don't think we'll ever be

friends. I just don't want to harbor that anger anymore.

So you're going to accept her apology as like a step forward. Yes, exactly.

I'm really proud of you because I don't think I could do it. I mean, I'm glad it

made Brittany feel good that Meredith gave her an apology.

I'd love Meredith to take accountability with everyone because Meredith accused

us all of lying about it.

Oh, look at our Angie K.

Oh, Betsy Ross!

I thought I was tricked. I thought I was like the only one invited to a costume

party and you guys were coming in fall gowns.

Pioneered all the way here. I love it, you little Mormon pioneer.

Hey, there was no lip gloss in colonial times. Put it away. Oh, but you know

what they did have in colonial times? Yes!

Oh, my gosh.

You'd be hard -pressed to find a colonist without a flask.

What in the world?

You just put your tongue all over it.

Oh, I'm new to this. Oh, wow.

Look at the Mormons teaching me how to drink from the flask. That was a good

waterfall. Oh. Who is it?

No.

You can't just say Hamilton. You have to be Hamilton.

If you can cite the Gettysburg Address. I'm sure I can if I can pull it up on my

phone. Four score.

Four score and 40 years ago.

Where's Mary?

She's running a little bit late. We should wait for Mary.

You guys!

been studying for my American citizenship test to become a U .S.

I love that everybody is humoring me with it.

So if you will follow me.

Wow. Are you kidding me right now?

If this is all about you getting your citizenship, couldn't I just like send

flowers? I think we have to really channel a founding father's look. So

pick a wig.

You did already do founding father's hair.

Look, I have the little Balenciaga ribbon.

I think I'm going to go like a mullet. So is this straight?

Oh, boy.

I would like you to step back into 1773.

Wow.

Wow. Oh, my gosh.

Crazy.

Okay, this is cute. Oh, my gosh. It is spectacular.

I don't even know how she did it, but it feels like we're at Disneyland.

And it's better than Pirates of the Caribbean.

I want to welcome you to my version of the Boston spill, the tea party.

The colonists were angry because they were being taxed without representation.

And many of us in this group often feel like we are not represented correctly on

social media, in private conversations and arguments.

So we are going to.

Have a little similar... No, no, no, no.

...enactment of what the Boston Tea Party is?

No, no, no.

I got my own.

First, they had the protest. They spilled the tea.

And after the mess was made, they cleaned it up and were able to move

for the American Revolution, the Constitution.

And I think that that applies to us today and this group of friends.

I look like an idiot.

So get something to eat. You can have sandwiches, scones, tea.

If you don't want tea, there's also whiskey and wine.

Or if you want something more American, we have J -Dog.

You're just going to eat it right now?

Yeah. I'll see a plate.

Our other founding father has arrived.

Welcome to the Boston Spill the Tea Party.

Is this real food?

It's real food.

Do hot dogs go that far back? Are they B .C.?

That's a J -dog.

Oh my gosh, I'm going to come back for that. Is it that good?

It's that good, Mary.

I'll even take McDonald's at this point.

I'll have a fish filet.

At least I know what it is.

Let's bring our plates over here. Gather around.

Please come and find your seats. There's a quill. There's a book with your name

on it. This feels like a play.

Are we going to stand up and, like, declare something?

I love history. I hope there's a test because I feel like I'm going to win any

sort of quiz whatsoever about America.

What do we call the first ten amendments to the Constitution?

Um, how do I not know that?

Declaration of Independence.

Our constitutional rights.

Bill of Rights.

I want to say 50, but isn't there more?

Let's see. I think there's one in every country.

So, 51.

52. Oh, no, 104.

53?

52. I don't know.

I got a 4 .2 in high school. I was solidictorian, but it all just is gone

It's gone.

Damn, that was going to trip me up. How many U .S. Senators are there?

There's 50, so...

A hundred. But that doesn't seem right.

Two senators at the state.

Yeah, it's got to be a hundred.

Yeah. Okay. Okay. I'm second guessing myself. This is too easy. So we are

to have our own private Boston spill the tea party today.

So behind your chairs, everybody has their own little ceremonial tea that you

can throw into the harbor. And you are going to label it with the name of the

person who you have maybe spilled tea about.

I think the forefathers might have been smarter than me, but I am using

something out of their playbook. You got to break all the crates of tea wide

open, pollute the shit out of that harbor, and then, you know, fight for

want, which is a, you know, a more perfect union with all of our friends.

So behind your chairs, everybody has their own little ceremonial tea that you

can throw into the harbor. And you are going to label it with the name of the

person who you have maybe spilled tea about.

Bronwyn, do you not remember Puerto Vallarta?

I like her business plan, marrying a guy who has one foot in the grave and one

on a banana peel.

Apparently Bronwyn didn't get enough of a beating the last time we tried this. I

don't ever look forward to.

Filling the tea because I would like to invite Bronwyn over for tea instead of

Mary tomorrow.

It's a hot mess.

Yep, I said it. So how do I start? We write a name on it? Is that what we do?

Okay. Heather, why do you seem stressed?

Well, because I haven't even thought of that yet.

Who have I spilled tea about?

All right, Lisa. Oh, my gosh.

When Lisa made her announcement about her horse.

I'm going to the Kentucky Derby.

Lisa, did you buy a horse? I did. You bought a horse? You own a horse? Yes, I

do. Wait, wait, wait.

What? I don't know why this is a big deal.

When I wanted to believe her, even though I had heard otherwise, I did

tea about that and talk to other people about you not buying a horse.

That Lisa's horse story, my friend said she's renting a horse at her bar where

she's riding. Now she said she bought it. Is she lying?

I own a horse. It's not anything grand. It's just for me. It's my horse.

And I'm looking at getting a second one. A second one? Wow.

What would you do with two horses?

It's nobody's business.

No. Well, you make an announcement about it. I didn't make an announcement.

You did. You made an announcement.

You made an announcement that you bought a horse. You know, if Lisa buys

something, she's going to post it and brag about it. That's all.

They're all in the back. And I haven't seen any photos circulating of her.

Riding off into the sunset on a horse.

Throw your box.

So that tea is spilled. So we throw it in the ocean.

And I'm still irritated.

So at this point, I'd rather be at the actual Boston Tea Party. And as a New

Yorker, that's saying a lot.

All right.

Can I spill some tea now? Yes, spill some tea.

So I don't have anyone that I can think of that I've spilled the tea, but I

would like to know.

Who spilled the tea about me flirting with Joelle?

Who is Joelle?

Ready? I did like your muscles, I have to say. Thank you very much.

Ready to go? Yes.

Because, like, when I got home, Jared and I broke up over it. Oh, my God, not

Jared. Over Joelle? You were broken up before the two of you. Yeah, but you

kissed him. No, I didn't kiss him. Yes, you did. No, we didn't. I kissed him on

the cheek.

Jared got this memo that I was like, I don't know. I just want to know.

So that's the answer. That's the answer to the team. Babe, you're not going to

believe it. I'm so proud of Brittany. She is really holding true to her 30 day

fast of Jared.

And she is.

living her best life out here with the bosons with captain jason i mean she is

just flirting it up no one's trying to say that you made out we didn't see you

make out with anyone thank you can we just see over i'm tired of talking about

jared i think i just need to accept this half -ass apology and move on

I'm ready to do my tea. Are you ready?

Great. Let's do it. In the spirit of full disclosure, I mean, I have to stand

for what I have been spilling the tea about. And I think you probably know

it is because I'm deeply fascinated by it.

But this rumor about Todd making out with someone and farting,

do you not feel it's absurd?

Throw the f***ing box over.

So it's not funny at all.

I don't find it funny.

So you've spilled it. We've heard it. I agree, and I will leave him alone, and

I'm going to throw it in the harbor.

Okay, throw it in there.

I agree, and I second that for everybody.

I apologize.

I want to apologize.

I'm sorry.

Good, Heather.

That was great.

So I'm going to go neck.

Whitney?

You and I had a lunch, and in an effort to try to be a good friend to Meredith,

I wanted to warn her about something I think went too far, but it has upset

I want to apologize for spilling tea that I should not have spilled.

So I'm going to throw mine into the harbor.

Why didn't you stop me mid -conversation? I didn't say, Whitney,

that. I did question you, and I said... No, you laughed.

Okay, well, she's going to scream at you for five hours if she hears you said

that about her. For sure, you are incoming rage.

I've apologized. I thought I was confiding in you in a private

Then you should take that up with her. I'm not the keeper of Meredith's wine.

I'm not the keeper either, but I'm the keeper of a private conversation between

you and I, and you broke that trust. That I can apologize for. And now you're

making me look bad. I'm not making you look like anything you did not really do

and say. If you are uncomfortable with her knowing about it, then you probably

shouldn't have said it.

Not tell me behind her back.

But it's really between the two of you.

You think I'm going to call a belligerent woman two days after we

If you want to go there, let's go there. I would love to go there. Everything I

said was the truth.

So stop with your lie. That you didn't yell on the plane?

You didn't taunt her for six hours?

No, I didn't.

Can I have the crazy pill that you all took?

I would love it.

Apparently you're already taking it.

Of course, that's your easy route out.

I'm a liar. Anything I say or experience isn't true. But guess what? You had

other witnesses there, Meredith.

Great, Whitney. You can't just call me a liar.

You're a liar. So here you go. I am not a liar. Let's talk about Whitney.

Calling me a liar triggers me so deeply because I feel like I'm a very honest

person to a fault.

I feel like anytime they're lying, they just gaslight me and say, you're lying.

She never takes accountability.

She just goes, lies.

These are lies. These are rumors. Like, she just instantly yells, you are a

liar. You want to go there? If you're going to call me a liar, let's do it.

Alcoholic.

Pill popper.

Um, I have some presents for all of you.

I'm sick of you being able to throw around character assassinating things

me. Can I get more alcohol?

Thank you.

It's a shame it comes to this.

I brought everybody a gift.

Thank you, love.

Thank you.

Oh, it's on ice. I love this. And you smell good.

It's cold.

Well, you can unpack the whole bag and see what's in there. Oh, there's more.

What in the world?

Give everybody a gift.

Thank you, love.

Oh, it's on ice. I love this.

It's cold.

So you can unpack the whole bag and see what's in there. Wait, what is this?

Multi -drug urine test cup.

What in the world?

I have never in my life taken a drug test.

Like, where does one go for seven drug tests?

Last second.

That's a lot of urine.

I am happy to take a drug test every day of my life because I am very honest.

about everything I do. As I've said for years, I'll have a drink here and there

and an occasional gummy. So, if you have made an accusation against me for

substance abuse, I think you need to take the test. This issue on the plane

taken on a whole new life of its own. We've graduated from the Britney plane

drama. We've graduated.

We're getting a doctorate soon.

Meredith. So the one with the accusations is so quickly putting it

sounds like a projection then. Do you want me to pull my skirt and pee on it?

The only thing that's in my system, alcohol?

I don't think it would sell on this. Well, then let's see that.

You decided that you wanted to make this some kind of spread rumors behind my

back. No, you can't tell me what my intentions are.

I am talking right now.

Yes,

it was. You want me to talk about it in front of everyone?

Yeah, I do actually. I was reacting to your behavior on a plane.

I'm very tired of Whitney making these false accusations on me. They are

damaging. They are hard to disprove.

And she needs to worry about herself and her own life and stop projecting it

onto me.

You do this. Every time you go to sleep, you wake up and you get more mad.

You did it to me on the boat. Have you not seen it? It's all over TikTok.

No, I have not seen it. Nor do I care.

She showed me.

So she's sharing it. You didn't see it. My bigger issue is actually with Whitney

today. With me?

So I'm not allowed to think things over and realize that there are things that

piss me off? You're absolutely allowed to, but I'm describing my experience

you. And I've witnessed your behavior, and I recognize it.

Okay, well, you know what? We are going to backtrack to every single event this

year, and let's see how much I've had to say. No, because that's the way that

you're disliking my experience.

I'm describing my experience with you.

This is a very sensitive subject in my house.

Okay? In the past, when I've witnessed people act the way that Meredith has, it

was fueled by drugs or alcohol.

I don't know what's going on with Meredith. I hope it's none of those

just wish she understood why I worry about her.

Let's see how much I have to drink, Whitney. No, you don't care about me or

would have come to me. No, you don't care about me. That's why you won't

the fact that I love you. That's a huge accusation because she's weaponizing her

experience. Imagine your friend is emotional and upset.

And instead of having compassion, you label her crazy and a drug addict.

What the is wrong with you guys?

What is wrong with you? No wonder she brought drug test.

It's not fair to do this to her.

Because you know what? I was going to have a conversation with you and that

opportunity got taken away from me. You yelled at me and I was...

I didn't yell at you on the plane.

That is not exactly how I remember it. The fact that you don't remember

me. It really does.

I do remember.

I vented to Lisa for a little bit. I put on a movie. I fell asleep.

Well, don't leave out the part that you were saying, you idiot.

I did turn to Lisa and vent. You were like, Whitney, where's the TikTok?

Meredith did yell at Whitney. I heard it with my own ears, and I saw it.

Why is she denying it? It seems bizarre.

Almost like she wasn't there.

You know?

Meredith, you trust me and believe me. I was on the plane. You said the same

thing to both of us. No, Heather. You said if you're friends with her, we're

done. I didn't tell her your friendship was over on the plane. Lisa, what did

she say?

She said it in the terminal.

You've already said what she said before, so just try to say the same

was not there for that.

That's a very different story than you told at Vulture's. She basically said

it's you or Brittany to her. You did say that. I did not say that. Thank you.

Okay, thank you. Yeah. You said if you're friends with her, we're done. I

turned to her and said we're not friends. Yes, you did. You said. No, I

Yes, you did. First of all, that's not something I didn't say. Why did you

apologize to me? Then why did you send a text message to apologize?

It wasn't what I said. It was my tone. And that's why I sent you the apology.

what did you say then? What did I say in the apology? Sorry, I snapped at you.

You said sorry if I snapped at you.

Well, maybe I said sorry if I snapped.

I know I'm not lying.

And in fact, she is. The way that she's so fanatically defending herself to the

point of bringing props, drug tests for all of us to take.

That is just projection at its finest. Because why, why would she want us to

take a drug test?

You know what, Heather? I've been a very, very good friend of you for a very

long time. You lied. You lied. And all said horrible.

Do you believe I lied?

That.

You lied. You lied. Do you believe I lied?

Heather, what's going on?

I'm curious.

Why? Well, the route of visit that you would sit across from me and tell me

I lied. I didn't say that. Yes, you did. No. Yes, you did. Very clearly. Did she

not say that?

I know what I said, but you misunderstood what I was saying.

You're still doing it to me. I'm upset.

And it's because of what you did.

You've questioned my loyalty. You've questioned my friendship and you've

questioned my experience.

I was there.

I am quite familiar with someone telling me that like the entire history I've

been told my entire life was true when it in fact wasn't. I did nothing.

I was a good friend to you and I tried to be a great friend to her. This is a

big trigger for me.

And especially growing up Mormon, leaving the church and having Mormons

to my face that the church I left was not the church that I lived in. And it

was. And I don't want to be gaslit by the Mormons and I don't want to be

by my friends.

You guys have this ability to say what you think is the truth. And if we don't

get in line, like we're just liars. That's how I felt with you. And that's

fair.

I still feel very unsettled by this whole thing. I need you to say,

I am horrified that that's what happened on the plane, and I'm so sorry, and not

look at me and say I'm a liar.

There's no resolution, and I doubt there will be today, so I think we should

move on.

So is anyone else wearing a girdle besides me? This is cutting my rig.

Okay, I have a more pleasant surprise for you guys. I have a dress reveal,

basically. So I'm just going to go take my cape off. Yay! And I'm going to come

back, okay?

Otherwise, my wig will come off. It'll be horrifying.

Bronwyn needs to be careful because she has another surprise.

And it's as bad as spilling the tea. This could lead to the second

and it's going to start in Salt Lake City, Utah.

Okay.

Under my cape this whole time, I've had the whole Constitution.

Okay, the point of having the Boston Tea Party was to create this chaos and this

protest so they could move forward. More perfect union, rules that they chose

for themselves, that they wanted to govern themselves by in a new way.

So I think today we agree on some, like, friendship amendments that we would

like to change in this group.

So here -y, here -y, my amendment would be that families are off -limits.

Anyone else have one? I have an amendment.

Hear ye, hear ye, be a woman of your word.

Hear ye, hear ye, to be the friend that you expect others to be.

That we all not only hear each other, but we also forgive.

Hear ye, hear ye.

There are topics that are off limits. It's business, marriages, and children.

Hear ye, hear ye. In this group, we need to be...

Very careful about saying things about people without documentation.

Hear ye, hear ye. Shall we always see the best in people?

Meredith, you need an amendment.

Sure. Hear ye, hear ye.

Stop the reactive abuse.

And that's all I have to say.

I'm confused.

Yes, I'm going to Google reactive abuse.

Reactive abuse happens when a victim of abuse reacts to that abuse in a way

which could include physical violence or shouting of their own. Thank you for

giving me a definition of your behavior, Meredith.

So cheers to our new Constitution. I love our amendments.

No more farts.

Say that word one more time. I mean, party can only go so far, and then it's

longer funny.

Agreed, Mary Queen of Gas.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Jesus.

Next time on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

Grace, here we come!

I had my Porsche first. I had my Porsche forever.

I've had five of them. I'm on four.

Well, I'm one up on you there.

This is the kind of petty I live for. I don't know what's going on with

Meredith. It blows my mind that she can make little cutting comments, call me a

liar. I don't think you have a problem.

I think you're the problem right now.