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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor" ♪
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♪ Headin' on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Murpph mmmph mmph
mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪
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♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph
mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park,
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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October was always
my favorite month.
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It was that misty season
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when everyone embraced
the weird and scary.
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Our little town
was no different.
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I was just a kid back then.
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Me and all the other children
were preparing
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for the greatest night
of the year.
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But this Halloween
was different,
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and it would change us all
forever.
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Whoa!
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What the...
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Hey, who left
their scooter here, m'kay?
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Whose damn scooter is this?
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It isn't anybody's!
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They're e-scooters.
Anyone can use 'em.
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E-scooters?
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Yeah. See?
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There's a bunch here
and a bunch more down there.
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Ohh!
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Everyone can use them
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to get around town, you know?
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Leave 'em where they want
for the next person.
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Well, where the hell
did they all come from?!
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Nobody knows.
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So, anyone can use them?
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Yeah. I think they just work
with your cellphone.
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How?
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Oh, yeah, it has one of those
little scan thingies.
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Let me see.
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Yeah, dude, it's downloading
an app!
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Cool!
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Uh, It wants
a credit card number.
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You want to use your mom's
or my mom's?
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Let's do your mom's.
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3715-523...
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Is that an Amex?
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Yeah.
You want a Visa?
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8292-438-776-6507.
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Expiration?
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12/23.
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Security co...
921.
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Dude, it worked!
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How is it, dude?
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Pretty stupid, but sweet!
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Oh, my God.
Dude.
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Oh, my God!
- What?
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We should use these things
to trick or treat on Halloween!
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Hey, yeah! We could cover
so much more ground!
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We'd get, like,
more candy than anybody.
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Everybody get the app!
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This is gonna be
the best Halloween ever!
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Oh, wait, guys.
I don't have a phone.
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Oh, yeah, Kenny doesn't have
a phone 'cause he's poor.
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Oh.
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Well, that's okay.
We'll figure it out.
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We always do!
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All right!
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What...
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What the fuck
is going on in...?
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How can I help you?
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I'm just gettin'
my Halloween candy.
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Want to make sure
to get enough.
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Last year, I ran out, and
the kids egged my house. M'kay?
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Yeah, you don't want to run
out of candy on Halloween.
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I'll take three large bags each
of Snickers Fun Size,
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Payday Bite Size,
Almond Joy Snack Size,
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and Reese's Teenie Weenie Size.
M'kay?
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Sounds like you want
to be prepared.
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Hey, c-can
I ask you something?
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W-What's up with all these
damn scooters?
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Oh, I think you get
an app on your phone
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and you can use them
all over town.
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No, but, like,
where did they come from?
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You know, it's like one day,
everything was fine,
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and the next, there were these
fuckin' scooters everywhere.
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You don't like scooters?
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I just think people
should drive, m'kay?
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I don't think
people should scoot.
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I just... I just hope
the future isn't scootin'.
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Well, they seem
pretty convenient.
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What can be so wrong
about that?
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Happy Halloween.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Hey, dude!
Check it out! I got my pail.
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Great. Cool.
You got your pail.
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Yup!
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Come on in, Kenny.
Let's talk.
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Go ahead.
Take a seat, Ken.
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Okay, Kenny,
here's the deal.
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Uh, you know that we have
this awesome plan
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to trick or treat
on e-scooters this year.
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You...
don't have a phone.
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Kenny,
we've been talking,
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and the truth is,
without a scooter,
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you're just gonna
slow us down.
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It's probably best
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you trick or treat
with someone else this year.
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But we always
trick or treat together.
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Yeah, but that's just it, Kenny.
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To use a scooter, you have
to have a phone, and...
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I mean,
if we're waiting for you,
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we're gonna be as slow
as all the other kids.
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It's like... you know.
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Guys, please.
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Look, Kenny, I always
told you that one day,
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being poor was gonna
catch up with you.
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Okay?
But you didn't want to listen.
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You just kept on
being poor,
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and now it's Halloween,
and you don't have a cellphone.
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Okay, okay.
Cartman, that's not the point.
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He needs to hear this,
Kyle.
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You know,
people are just poor,
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and they think
it's not gonna come back
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to bite them in the ass.
- That's enough, dude!
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We're sorry, Kenny.
It's just...
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This awesome plan to get
shitloads of candy
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doesn't... work with you.
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Shouldn't have been poor,
Kenny.
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♪ There was a wee cooper
what lived in Fife ♪
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♪ Knickety, knackety,
noo noo noo ♪
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♪ Hey, willy-wallacky,
hey, John Dougal ♪
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♪ A lane quo rooshety
roo roo roo ♪
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Whoa, shit! M'kay!
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Hey, you had
a goddamn red light!
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Sorry.
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Jesus Christ.
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Hey!
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Sorry.
What the hell?
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Look at my car!
Who's gonna pay for...
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Sorry, dude!
God damn it!
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Get off the God damn streets
with those things!
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Sorry, bro!
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Oh, fuck me!
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As soon
as the school bell rings,
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we find the nearest scooters
and begin trick or treating
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In butters' neighborhood here.
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Then at 3:00 p.m., we...
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Sh... Sh... Sh... Shit!
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Cover it!
Cover it!
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Oh.
Hey, Kenny.
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Hey, dude.
Uh, look.
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I was wondering,
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do you think I could trick or
treat with you guys this year?
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You wanna trick or treat
with us?
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What about Stan and Kyle
and those guys?
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Oh, you know, I just thought I'd
switch it up this year, ha ha.
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Yeah, look.
Don't tell anybody, but, um...
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we're gonna trick or treat
on e-scooters this year.
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We're seriously
gonna rake in the candy.
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Problem is,
e-scooters work with a phone,
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and pretty sure
you don't h-have...
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I won't slow you guys down.
I swear!
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Dude, it's trick or treat.
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It's not something we're willing
to just mess around with, okay?
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Good luck.
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What the hell?
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Aah!
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Agh!
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Sorry, dude.
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God damn it,
where'd you get that?
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Oh, they're all over, dude.
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Super convenient.
Try it out.
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Hey, guys!
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So, listen!
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I was thinking
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maybe I'd trick or treat
with guys this year!
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You wanna trick or treat
with us? Why?
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Oh, you know!
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Just trying
to be gender neutral! Ha ha ha.
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So, uh, you guys think
you're gonna get
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a lot of candy
trick or treating this year?
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We're gonna get
a butt load of candy!
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Shh! Butters, don't tell
them our secret.
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Oh, we have
a little secret, too!
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But we're not gonna tell people
'cause they're gonna copy us,
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so let's just leave it at that.
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Fine by us.
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So what are you gonna be
for Halloween?
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Be?
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I'm gonna be on an e-scooter
taking all your candy!
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That's what I'm gonna be!
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Dude!
- Sorry!
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Hey, wait.
That's what we're doing!
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What?
- Hold on!
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You guys are using e-scooters
on Halloween, too?
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Oh, you jerks found out
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the girls are all
trick or treating on e-scooters,
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and you stole our idea!
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Okay.
Hold on!
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This is bullcrap!
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It was the day
before Halloween.
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All of our parents
were gathered together
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to try and stop a nightmare
from coming true.
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All right, everyone.
Quiet, please.
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We have a community crisis
on our hands,
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and it's my job
to keep you informed.
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As you know, there's been a rise
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in the use of e-scooters
in our town.
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Officer Brown is head
of crisis control. Officer?
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We have inside information
that kids everywhere
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are going to be using e-scooters
for tricks or treats.
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Now, with these things,
kids and teens can cover
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a lot of ground
in very little time.
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They can hit more houses
than ever before.
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Because of the scooters,
we also expect
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that people from all
the neighboring counties
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Will commute for tricks
or treats in our town.
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Because of all of this,
we believe
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each household needs
to be prepared
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with at least $6,000 worth
of candy.
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Well, that's ridiculous!
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We... We can't all buy
that much candy!
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Let's just get rid
of those scooters!
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Yeah!
- That's right! Let's do it!
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You can't get rid of 'em!
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I tried!
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You all just sat there
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while those things
piled up on our sidewalks.
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You all rode 'em around, m'kay?
I saw you.
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You could have used your cars,
but you just had to scoot!
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And now
tricks or treats is here!
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Well, I'll tell you one thing...
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I'm not gonna let my house
get egged this year
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For not having enough candy!
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So what are we gonna do?!
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We gotta get
more candy!
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Shit!
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Get! Go on!
Get out of my way!
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Look, I got
nothin' left, all right?
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What did you... G-Give me
some of those Hi-Chews!
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Those are already accounted for
by folks who called in!
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Then let me... let me have
the Whatchamacallits!
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Those are for me!
I got to protect my own house!
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Look, you've got to give me
some more fuckin' candy!
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There's nothin' left here.
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You gotta go
somewhere else.
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Where...
Where's the candy, m'kay?
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Candy?
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00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,344
What aisle
is the candy in?
251
00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,005
Aisle 7.
252
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,174
7!
Aisle 7!
253
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:47,908
20 Reese's Pieces,
1 Twix, 16 Raisinets...
254
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,693
Just... Just a minute!
255
00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:52,113
12 Hot Tamales,
half a Nestle Crun...
256
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,828
Okay, come in!
257
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,461
What do you want?
258
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,250
I-I just...
259
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,044
It's Halloween,
and I should be happy.
260
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:09,087
But I'm not happy at all.
261
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,927
Wait. Are you here
for counseling?
262
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,262
Yeah!
What should I do?
263
00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:16,053
I'm gonna miss
trick-or-treating. It sucks.
264
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:19,098
Do you realize it's about to be
World War Three out there?!
265
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,857
We have bigger problems!
266
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,144
Consider yourself
lucky, m'kay?
267
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:26,189
Everyone's gonna be scootin',
and there's no way to stop it.
268
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:29,154
Why are you the one kid
who doesn't want to use them?
269
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:31,694
I can't use one.
I don't have a phone.
270
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,783
What do you mean?
271
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,039
Y-You can't use those things
without a phone?
272
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,201
No. It sucks.
273
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,995
Halloween was used to be
a night without phones.
274
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:44,131
But, Kenny,
if that's true, then...
275
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,132
could there be a way
to cut the connection?
276
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,338
I don't know.
I guess.
277
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:48,798
Wait a minute.
278
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,132
Take down
the cellphone tower.
279
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,298
Then nobody has a phone
on Halloween!
280
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,137
Jesus! You really think
that could work?!
281
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,802
Yeah I just have to ride
30 minutes outside of town!
282
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,141
Oh, wait.
I can't.
283
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:00,315
I don't have a scooter.
284
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,725
No. You don't need
a scooter.
285
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,736
'Cause I got
a fuckin' car.
286
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:15,787
Hello?
287
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,289
Hey, Randy.
288
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,790
Linda and I, we...
289
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,160
we were talking about how
we never see you guys anymore,
290
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,940
and we were thinking
we'd hang out with you
291
00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:24,171
for Halloween.
292
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,081
Oh, I see.
293
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,820
You want a place to hide
on Halloween night,
294
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,211
and you thought out here
on the farm, you'd be safe.
295
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:33,426
Well, that and we really want
to hang with you guys.
296
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,306
Yes!
297
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:38,219
You think them fancy e-scooters
don't make it out here?
298
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:41,810
We're gonna be bombarded
just like you city folk.
299
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:46,023
Then please, Randy, could
we just borrow a little candy?
300
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,187
I got to keep what I have.
301
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,151
Please, Randy,
the stores are all out!
302
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,440
Just a few Milky Ways
303
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,654
to get us through
the first couple hours, please!
304
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:54,908
We can cut 'em up!
We can...
305
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,473
We can hand them out
little pieces at a time!
306
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,409
I got to protect
my own, Stotch.
307
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:02,418
I'm sorry.
308
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,625
What are
we going to do?!
309
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,334
It's okay, Linda!
It's okay!
310
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,215
On Halloween night,
I'll...
311
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,468
I'll just get one
of those e-scooters myself.
312
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,990
I'll go around,
and I'll trick-or-treat.
313
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,074
I'll... I'll get
a bunch of...
314
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,218
No, you can't
leave me alone!
315
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:16,931
I'll get a bunch
of candy, Linda,
316
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,163
and I'll bring it back
to our house for us to hand out!
317
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,179
It's going to be okay.
318
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:41,790
Ugh!
319
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,596
Here! Here, take it!
Just take it!
320
00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:59,429
OH GOD!!! WE NEED MORE
THREE MUSKETEERS!
321
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,641
WE CAN'T BE OUT THERE
HAS TO BE MORE!!!!
322
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:07,307
Jesus Christ! Where'd all
these other people come from?!
323
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:11,354
We have to get more candy than
anyone else, even if we die!
324
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:28,078
The tower should be
just up over that ridge.
325
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:31,590
Let's just hope to hell
this works.
326
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,876
What gives them
the right, huh?
327
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:37,217
I mean some big company came
and dumped a bunch of scooters
328
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:40,258
everywhere without asking anyone
if it was okay.
329
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:43,347
Yeah, people don't even care if
shit's dumped everywhere.
330
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:45,353
Everyone
just loves technology.
331
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:46,889
Yeah, you're right.
332
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,729
You're a good kid, Kenny.
I always thought so.
333
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,861
I know we kind of all forget
about you sometimes,
334
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,238
but you're smart
and compassionate.
335
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:58,401
You might even make
a good counselor someday.
336
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,490
Whoa!
337
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:02,404
Sorry, dude!
338
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,455
Keep going Ned!
Don't you give up on me!
339
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,961
Move it! Get out of my way!
Trick or treat!
340
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:11,417
The hell
you doing, Stotch?
341
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:12,877
Happy Halloween!
Trick or treat!
342
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,337
You're just trying to get
our candy for your house!
343
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:16,511
That's not true.
344
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:18,511
You don't even have
a costume!
345
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,843
Yes I do! I'm Meagan Kelly!
Now trick or treat!
346
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,304
That's it!
I can't go anymore!
347
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:24,477
Keep moving, Kyle!
348
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,436
Dude, we can't carry
any more candy!
349
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,189
All right, over here.
Come on!
350
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,063
What are we doing?
351
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:34,923
We got to make room
for more candy. Come on.
352
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,906
Eat as much
as you can.
353
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:40,567
I don't... I don't know
if I can keep doing this.
354
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:41,906
Yes, you can,
Kyle!
355
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,537
I have any more...
356
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,500
Find a way inside!
I'll climb the tower!
357
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:58,543
Okay, sounds good!
358
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,678
Oh, fuck!
359
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,181
Jesus Christ!
360
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:05,058
Chh, chh, chh,
haa, haa, haa.
361
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,139
I'm all out of candy,
all right?!
362
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,724
Go look somewhere else!
363
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,356
We're not here
for tricks or treats!
364
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,437
Yeah, sure! That's what
the last people said.
365
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,978
Then they dumped my entire bowl
in a pillow case!
366
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,817
Dude, relax.
It's okay.
367
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,697
I'm just a security guard,
all right?
368
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,575
We never even used to have
trick-or-treaters out this far!
369
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:25,579
That's why we have to take down
this cellphone tower...
370
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:27,660
to stop the scooters.
371
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:31,622
Jason, I'm a counselor.
You need to trust me.
372
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,424
There's a bowl of Rice Krispie
treats at the side door!
373
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:42,713
The side door,
you animals!
374
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,097
Detective, look!
375
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,802
We are two hours
ahead here.
376
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:49,060
New York has completely
run out of candy!
377
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,691
Butters?
We've lost butters!
378
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:55,976
Oh, God.
Butters!
379
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,611
We're never going to have
enough candy!
380
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,497
Okay, that's got it!
381
00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,041
All right, Kenny!
382
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,256
Let's see you do this
with a goddamn scooter!
383
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:31,644
Whoa!
384
00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:58,083
And just like that,
it was over.
385
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,670
Nobody knew what happened.
386
00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,709
They only knew their
phones didn't work.
387
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,753
Does anyone have
a signal?
388
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:08,674
No scooters, no texting,
not even GPS.
389
00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:11,184
It was like the old Halloween.
390
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:12,719
And I can't get an Uber home!
391
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:15,605
Mr. Mackey was able
to get back to the town
392
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,768
and offer counseling
to everyone who needed it.
393
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,690
And as for me,
394
00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:24,732
I was able to spend the rest
of the night with my friends
395
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:27,322
because we were all equal again.
396
00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:28,722
Trick or treat.
397
00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:30,658
Trick or treat!
398
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,618
It was the last Halloween
399
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:35,375
that still felt like Halloween.
400
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:39,379
It was the last time
it was good.
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