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Anyone watching thinking
we know fuck all about
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knowing fuck all about owt,
needs to watch their back.
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So you've had your Labour,
reclassifying skunk,
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sending prices sky-high,
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literally, literally
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taking the grass from its own roots.
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And now you've got
your condemnation.
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Liberals noshing Tories
like altar boys picking dimps up.
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Have we had a national
fucking stroke, or what?!
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Is revolution a word?
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Or was it never?
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Anybody watching needs to know,
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we cope better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
we live in Manchester
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and they charge us for water!
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
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necking mushrooms rarely found,
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This green and pleasant land
in ancient times...
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yak-yak-yak-yak-yak!
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It's not theirs any more.
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This is our England now!
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Party!
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'Like it or not,
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'competition
is the marrow in our bones.
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'Without it, everything stagnates.
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'People, communities, society,
everything.'
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'As soon as you stop competing,
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'if you rest on your laurels,
and what you have, you've lost.
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'That's why some old bastards
refuse to retire.
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'Work on until 70 and 80 and 85.
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'Because, if they stop competing,
they'll die.
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'Competition drives us forward,
individually and collectively.
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'Maybe greed is not good,
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'but competition fucking is.
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'It's in our DNA.'
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Fuck's sake, Shane!
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They won't be here long.
We'll get shot of them no sweat.
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Or they'll be here for a while,
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because we've got no chance
of shifting them.
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I thought you were
flogging them locally?
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Everyone who wants one has got one,
sometimes two.
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People are using them
as patio furniture.
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Supply and demand, Jackson.
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There's a world
beyond the Chatsworth.
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I just want them out my fucking yard!
Makes us a target!
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His objection's political.
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No, it's not!
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Doesn't like robbing from the nice
people in the nice houses, do you?
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I don't like robbing, period.
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Oi, Question Time,
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Shut the fuck up!
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If I go to jail,
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it won't be for renewable energy.
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The fucking shame!
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They'd stick you in with the nonces!
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I think it's lovely.
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The place smells of
piss and cabbage.
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Why be unpleasant?
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What did it gain you, that little
bit of fucking nastiness just now?
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All right, I take it back!
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The place smells of rose petals
and Chanel No. 5.
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Oi! What do you think you're doing?
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They're not going to miss them.
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Half of them
have forgot they smoke.
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Re-distribute the cigarettes.
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Same again all round, please.
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Kiss. My. Arse!
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What have I done?
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Apart from casual theft
and abuse of trust?
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I think what you're doing
is very kind, Patty.
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Most of these folks have no-one.
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Loved ones dead and gone,
moved away,
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or just couldn't be fecked with them
anymore.
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I'll bring your drinks over, Patty.
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Thank you.
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What's that smell?
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I am not clambering
across any more roofs.
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You never did.
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You held the ladder.
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I clambered across
the fucking rooftops.
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Whatever, I'm not doing it.
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I want a proper, legit business.
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If you want to stay the Artful
Dodger all your life, go ahead.
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What are you doing?
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Saving myself a job.
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I'd only have to pack it up
and take it to the dump.
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You can't give it away!
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Jackson, it's the end-of-the-day
shit that even we can't get shot of.
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Fucking dogs wouldn't eat it.
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Carry on. It's fine for you.
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This is a business.
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Allow them a loaf
and bag of stale lettuce,
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while they ponder
where they might sleep tonight!
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Again, feel free to continue.
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Basic economics.
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People won't pay for stuff
they can get for free.
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Economics, my arse!
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You're a snob!
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Bollocks!
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You won't steal solar panels
from the middle class,
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but you're happy to see them starve.
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I hate tramps as much
as the next man,
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but you can't stand by and watch
them starve, while you bin grub.
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Yes, you can.
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Word gets out you're giving it away,
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we won't have a business or money,
or fuck all!
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Go on then. Ask them for it back.
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As of tomorrow,
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we split what's left
down the middle.
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Fair enough.
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You'll damage us.
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No, I won't.
I'll feed a couple of muppets,
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and I'll get to feel
less of a cunt for a while.
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What could be better?
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Never put her hand in her pocket
all day,
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started a kitty,
and then pocketed the change.
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Smart as paint, that one.
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It's a gender thing.
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Men need sex,
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women choose sex.
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It's not a choice
with me. I can't go without.
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Can tell by the way you walk.
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Cheeky!
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I'm with Ruby.
We're fighting biology.
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Women are more evolved,
more developed.
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We choose our partners.
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Men would fuck a hole in the wall
if they had to.
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They're like animals with needs.
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Shut up! I'm single!
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I am living in hope of finding
the last remaining good one.
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Oh, that ship sailed long ago,
love.
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Last good man - Cary Grant.
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Open relationship, my arse!
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- Out!
- I'm just finishing...
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Out!
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You have needs.
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Food, shelter, and basic sanitation.
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Would you shag a hole in the wall?
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Do you want me to?
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We haven't had sex in three weeks.
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You're always too tired.
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You're asleep before me every night.
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Then I'm always tired.
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When I finish my shift,
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we're going to do some riding.
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Place your bets.
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Now's your chance to win back
some of your cash.
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Again?!
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In the living room.
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Ahem!
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Someone'll steal your fags one day.
We all get old.
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She hit me! Get off!
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Pack it in, the pair of you!
Lend a fucking hand!
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She's robbed my watch!
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Does someone want to tell me
what this is all about!?
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I won the watch fair and square!
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I took it off,
cause I'm retaining water,
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and my wrists are all swelled up.
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Next thing, it's on her wrist!
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The mad cow ran out of money
and wagered the watch!
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I did no such thing!
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I extend the hand of friendship
to you people,
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and this is how I'm repaid?
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I'm attacked in my own home!
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I think it's time you all left.
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Come on.
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That's it.
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Tell me that woman was mistaken.
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She barely knows
Christmas from Tuesday.
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Are they...?
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Like rabbits.
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Running commentary
for a good hour now.
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My sainted mother.
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Oh, that was fucking awesome!
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You could suck the chrome
off an exhaust pipe!
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Ow! What the fuck?!
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You're faking it!
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I'm not!
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I didn't have the chance
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to spit or swallow.
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There's fuck all there!
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It's dry as the Gobi!
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How long's this been going on?
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Don't you love me anymore?
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Now you're just offending me.
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What's going on?
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Nothing!
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I'll just finish myself off
then, shall I?!
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Taped Corrie for you.
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Omnibus.
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Poor buggers have hardly got two
brain cells as a group,
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and you're fleecing them!?
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It was a card game. Sometimes you
win, sometimes you lose. They lost.
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Should be ashamed of yourself.
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You were robbing their cigarettes.
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With no skill whatsoever, I may add.
Might as well have sounded a klaxon.
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A few tabs isn't purses
and jewellery.
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No, it isn't.
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Where do you two get the nerve
to try
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and occupy the moral high ground?
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You, a harlot, in the
old-fashioned Biblical sense.
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And you, a truanting, occasional
drug-running little arsehole.
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Hardly paragons of virtue.
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Come ahead, you fucking pricks.
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Look, you got us wrong!
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You're Shane Maguire...
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What the fuck's it to you?
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What you doing?
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These fuckers are after doing me in.
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We just want... food.
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Food?
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Been out of work since summer
and we heard you help people.
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Oh, for fuck's sake.
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You "help people" - like Spider-Man.
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And what were you gonna do, Chatsworth Ninja,
fucking meditate them into submission?
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It was karate.
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It was bollocks.
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Let's get some food
for these muppets.
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Oh, no, that's your look-out,
fuck all to do with me.
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He'll do you a good deal on
a solar panel as well, lads.
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Heat your water with
the Manchester sun.
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Oh, fuck off.
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She was on a losing streak and accused me - me - of
dishonesty, in an attempt to recover her losses.
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Why not give it back?
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All right, Jez?
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Excuse me?
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You should be gambling
for coppers,
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not watches and pearls and shit,
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it's not fair for the people
with... you know, mental.
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Dementia or not, a bet's a bet,
there's a principle.
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And you wonder how come
you've got no mates.
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I have many close... acquaintances.
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I'll give you 40 for this.
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What the fuck's going on?!
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Excuse I.
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And a herb and avocado wrap, please.
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Out of my way, you fucking tramp.
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You were supposed to clear the yard,
not fill it up with
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- The Boys from the Blackstuff.
- He's proving a point.
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That shite attracts flies?
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That he can give
away left-over stock,
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without it affecting
the business, or his life.
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They kept coming all fucking day '
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I thought it'd make more sense
to throw it all together,
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make a big pot.
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So you're Mother Theresa now, then?
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I'm trying to get shot of
the smelly bastards...
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thought this might be
a bit quicker.
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You wanna earn your place
in heaven,
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take your spares down to Saint Macs,
Father McGinn runs a kitchen there.
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I'm not trying to...
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Shouldn't laugh quite so hard -
peed yourself a little bit there.
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All right, one at a fucking time!
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I want my yard back.
Fucking move, you scruffy twats!
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Have you got any bacon?
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What do you think?
258
00:14:07,030 --> 00:14:08,310
You're firing blanks?
259
00:14:08,311 --> 00:14:10,349
Don't fucking say nothing, please.
260
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,029
You got a kid, you can't be.
261
00:14:12,030 --> 00:14:13,430
No, it's not exactly blanks,
262
00:14:13,431 --> 00:14:16,109
everything's as usual,
and the sex is fucking mint,
263
00:14:16,110 --> 00:14:19,989
it's just... every time I pull
the trigger, no bullets.
264
00:14:19,990 --> 00:14:21,829
Maybe you are faking it.
265
00:14:21,830 --> 00:14:22,708
I'd know, wouldn't I?
266
00:14:22,709 --> 00:14:23,630
Men can't fake it.
267
00:14:23,631 --> 00:14:25,469
Of course they can.
268
00:14:25,470 --> 00:14:27,509
This one time,
I was banging a right dog,
269
00:14:27,510 --> 00:14:32,349
yeah, so I'm fucking pounding away
and pounding away,
270
00:14:32,350 --> 00:14:35,070
but, no flourish at the end,
you know. So, I faked it all.
271
00:14:36,790 --> 00:14:40,149
"Argh, yeah, baby,
I'm gonna come..."
272
00:14:40,150 --> 00:14:41,350
Fuck off!
273
00:14:43,070 --> 00:14:44,469
Did she not know?
274
00:14:44,470 --> 00:14:46,389
Nah, man, she was just grateful.
275
00:14:46,390 --> 00:14:47,990
Yeah, grateful that you got off her.
276
00:14:51,270 --> 00:14:55,229
Shit. Nah, but honestly,
the sex is fucking amazing,
277
00:14:55,230 --> 00:14:58,990
and loads of it,
but it's just no spunk.
278
00:15:01,070 --> 00:15:02,750
Maybe I've used it all up.
279
00:15:22,030 --> 00:15:23,830
You can't get a tan off them,
you know?
280
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,830
Get upstairs,
I'm gonna fuck you juicy.
281
00:15:43,470 --> 00:15:45,669
Thought you'd gone to work.
282
00:15:45,670 --> 00:15:48,830
Just heading. Bye, now.
283
00:15:59,630 --> 00:16:02,829
Stack the pallets when you're done,
Father, I'll pick them up later.
284
00:16:02,830 --> 00:16:05,069
I can't tell you how grateful
we are, Shane.
285
00:16:05,070 --> 00:16:07,389
Well, was only gonna toss it,
so...
286
00:16:07,390 --> 00:16:11,349
I shouldn't be worrying about where
they've come from, should I?
287
00:16:11,350 --> 00:16:13,668
No, it's all legit.
Pass it on with a clear conscience.
288
00:16:13,669 --> 00:16:14,790
I'll give your regards
to me mam, yeah?
289
00:16:14,791 --> 00:16:16,429
Come to the hall later,
290
00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:19,189
see the
difference your generosity can make?
291
00:16:19,190 --> 00:16:20,590
If this is to be a regular thing,
292
00:16:20,591 --> 00:16:23,429
you should at least see
where your donation goes.
293
00:16:23,430 --> 00:16:24,750
With all due respect, Father,
294
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:27,349
I'm not naturally sympathetic
to tramps...
295
00:16:27,350 --> 00:16:28,909
The homeless.
296
00:16:28,910 --> 00:16:32,270
You're on your uppers, don't go asking for
hand-outs, get off your arse and sort it.
297
00:16:32,271 --> 00:16:33,829
So, why help?
298
00:16:33,830 --> 00:16:37,070
Like I say, it was either here
or the bin. Don't make me Gandhi.
299
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:51,910
Price tag over sell-by, they've at
least got a couple of days in them.
300
00:16:55,590 --> 00:16:57,429
Brie and black grape?
301
00:16:57,430 --> 00:16:58,550
Shaun Ryder.
302
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:00,310
What?
303
00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,630
Nothing.
304
00:17:03,550 --> 00:17:13,030
- C'mon, it's a job lot, you can't pick and choose,
all or nothing.
- I'll give you a tenner for the lot.
305
00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:17,310
Fuck off, there's 100 items here,
easy. 40.
306
00:17:23,830 --> 00:17:25,870
This is me being generous.
307
00:17:39,630 --> 00:17:41,870
Can I have this back, please?
308
00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:48,750
Get some weed. And get a
load of sweets for tonight.
309
00:17:50,550 --> 00:17:51,990
Too late.
310
00:17:53,790 --> 00:17:57,030
What? Oh, you're joking.
311
00:18:06,190 --> 00:18:07,470
How many times is that?
312
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:11,150
Three, maybe four.
313
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:13,830
Anything?
314
00:18:16,910 --> 00:18:18,469
Dry as Gandhi's flip-flop.
315
00:18:18,470 --> 00:18:21,269
Thought so. I've got friction burns.
316
00:18:21,270 --> 00:18:23,709
Do you want to quit?
317
00:18:23,710 --> 00:18:26,229
Fuck, no.
318
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:29,750
The only way to get over a bad patch
is to hump your way out of it.
319
00:18:33,190 --> 00:18:37,269
Just let me baste the goose.
Come on.
320
00:18:37,270 --> 00:18:39,630
Fuck.
321
00:18:44,470 --> 00:18:46,309
Jesus, Tish.
322
00:18:46,310 --> 00:18:49,430
Shouldn't you be hanging around
street corners drinking cider?
323
00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:03,790
I'm not going to ask,
you're gonna have to tell me.
324
00:19:04,830 --> 00:19:09,389
You know, like you said I could have
Nana's wedding ring when you died?
325
00:19:09,390 --> 00:19:12,230
When I die, future tense.
326
00:19:14,870 --> 00:19:16,829
I kind of borrowed it.
327
00:19:16,830 --> 00:19:19,149
Explain "kind of."
328
00:19:19,150 --> 00:19:23,149
You're not allowed to wear
jewellery to school.
329
00:19:23,150 --> 00:19:24,630
I pawned it.
330
00:19:27,230 --> 00:19:28,510
And they've lost it.
331
00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:40,750
Where's the ring?
332
00:19:42,470 --> 00:19:45,189
She's still got plenty of time
to get it back.
333
00:19:45,190 --> 00:19:50,189
She must have altered the receipt,
you know what kids are like.
334
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:50,950
Where is it?
335
00:19:50,951 --> 00:19:55,069
I may have weighed it
and sent it off for cash.
336
00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,869
Sent to who?
337
00:19:56,870 --> 00:20:00,829
I packed up a whole load
of unclaimed,
338
00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:03,509
second-rate items to one
of those companies,
339
00:20:03,510 --> 00:20:07,109
Brass-for-Gold-dot-www
or something.
340
00:20:07,110 --> 00:20:10,309
It may have got mixed up with that.
341
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,909
You sold my mum's ring on
to some trashy scrap merchant?
342
00:20:12,910 --> 00:20:17,269
What I sent was little better
than costume jewellery.
343
00:20:17,270 --> 00:20:21,829
You're welcome to the money,
I don't want it, it's tainted.
344
00:20:21,830 --> 00:20:24,829
Now if you don't mind,
I'm having my fecking tea.
345
00:20:24,830 --> 00:20:28,989
Lapsang Souchong, mind,
none of your Darjeeling crap.
346
00:20:28,990 --> 00:20:29,790
You're mental.
347
00:20:29,791 --> 00:20:31,429
No, I'm livid.
348
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:34,629
What kind of world
is it where a poor pensioner
349
00:20:34,630 --> 00:20:36,269
can't eat her cake in peace?
350
00:20:36,270 --> 00:20:38,030
There must be a cancellation clause,
a declaration?
351
00:20:38,031 --> 00:20:41,229
I signed all the forms,
it's above board.
352
00:20:41,230 --> 00:20:43,309
It wasn't yours to sell!
You stole it.
353
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:44,829
How dare you!
354
00:20:44,830 --> 00:20:48,029
I want the ring back,
or I'm going to the police.
355
00:20:48,030 --> 00:20:50,350
- They'll laugh at you.
- Be with you in five minutes, mate.
356
00:20:50,351 --> 00:20:53,789
I'm just looking for my wife's
engagement ring.
357
00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:56,310
Ah, feck!
358
00:20:57,750 --> 00:21:01,869
Muesli, yoghurt, bio-thingy,
freshly squeezed orange,
359
00:21:01,870 --> 00:21:04,069
fresh coffee and for dessert,
360
00:21:04,070 --> 00:21:06,989
a little bit of bugle.
361
00:21:06,990 --> 00:21:08,630
Really? All day?
362
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:13,069
I've been stuck here for hours,
363
00:21:13,070 --> 00:21:15,390
leave, before she gets her
powdered rhino horn out.
364
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:21,390
You ready for the next round,
lover?
365
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,710
Baby?
366
00:21:33,790 --> 00:21:35,190
I've got no spunk.
367
00:21:36,830 --> 00:21:40,669
For weeks, I keep coming and coming,
and everything's great,
368
00:21:40,670 --> 00:21:44,270
but nothing comes out.
I'm totally dry.
369
00:21:45,390 --> 00:21:48,030
I'm spunkless.
370
00:21:56,430 --> 00:21:59,629
Are you sure this won't
affect your business?
371
00:21:59,630 --> 00:22:01,069
I'm determined it won't.
372
00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:03,829
My partner's laughing
up his cuff at me.
373
00:22:03,830 --> 00:22:06,829
Might have a point,
you can't afford to show weakness
374
00:22:06,830 --> 00:22:08,189
in business these days.
375
00:22:08,190 --> 00:22:09,270
We do all right.
376
00:22:09,271 --> 00:22:13,869
Sorry, guys, you're too late -
we're eaten out of house and home.
377
00:22:13,870 --> 00:22:16,710
Sally Army in Langley run a kitchen
till nine, though.
378
00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:21,789
Quite a bit still left there,
would've done them.
379
00:22:21,790 --> 00:22:24,749
You need to establish boundaries,
or it gets unmanageable,
380
00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:27,869
feed those guys now, and two more
will be along in half an hour,
381
00:22:27,870 --> 00:22:31,469
then three more an hour after that.
You end up a 24/7 cafe.
382
00:22:31,470 --> 00:22:34,749
And besides, it helps people
in their situation
383
00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:39,389
to have some structure, some rules,
helps give shape to their day.
384
00:22:39,390 --> 00:22:43,469
Well, I don't know how you do it,
I wouldn't have the patience.
385
00:22:43,470 --> 00:22:45,069
Same time tomorrow, padre.
386
00:22:45,070 --> 00:22:47,310
Yep.
387
00:23:21,830 --> 00:23:25,190
How are we today?
Mind if I join you?
388
00:23:35,470 --> 00:23:39,389
Keep it to yourselves,
but you'll never believe
389
00:23:39,390 --> 00:23:41,269
who I saw doing the walk of shame.
390
00:23:41,270 --> 00:23:44,870
Give it a rest, Patty,
not interested.
391
00:24:06,350 --> 00:24:07,589
You bitch.
392
00:24:07,590 --> 00:24:10,430
Yeah, go on, piss off.
393
00:24:21,834 --> 00:24:23,794
There's tea in the pot.
394
00:24:29,994 --> 00:24:35,274
I've been made redundant,
did you hear?
395
00:24:42,594 --> 00:24:45,913
It would seem I'm to be made
a scapegoat,
396
00:24:45,914 --> 00:24:50,833
for all sorts of the pent-up
bitterness from every quarter.
397
00:24:50,834 --> 00:24:53,113
Little more than victimisation,
398
00:24:53,526 --> 00:24:58,086
and me, a senior citizen
with special needs.
399
00:25:00,806 --> 00:25:03,645
I'm not sure my health is up to it.
400
00:25:03,646 --> 00:25:05,845
26 people, you stole from,
401
00:25:05,846 --> 00:25:11,245
that's the ones we know about,
some in a far worse state than you.
402
00:25:11,246 --> 00:25:13,606
And not a word of fucking remorse.
403
00:25:19,246 --> 00:25:21,925
I'm sorry, all right?
404
00:25:21,986 --> 00:25:23,946
If that's what it takes.
405
00:25:26,226 --> 00:25:29,865
Maybe I'm being punished by...
406
00:25:29,866 --> 00:25:33,265
you know who. I've fucked too much,
enjoyed it more than I should.
407
00:25:33,266 --> 00:25:37,346
Sex is a gift from God, baby,
you're supposed to enjoy it.
408
00:25:38,466 --> 00:25:42,225
All those little Rain Man thoughts
running about up there.
409
00:25:42,226 --> 00:25:44,545
Don't think, just do.
410
00:25:44,546 --> 00:25:47,425
Actually, that might be
the worst thing you can do.
411
00:25:47,426 --> 00:25:50,025
If you don't mind me butting in.
412
00:25:50,026 --> 00:25:52,145
It's kind of personal, Father.
413
00:25:52,146 --> 00:25:55,065
Don't call him Father.
He's not even practising.
414
00:25:55,066 --> 00:25:58,025
Just a random bloke who wants
to talk about my spunk.
415
00:25:58,026 --> 00:26:00,105
I know something about this.
416
00:26:00,106 --> 00:26:01,425
What, God or spunk?
417
00:26:01,426 --> 00:26:03,305
We could use the help.
418
00:26:03,306 --> 00:26:05,585
Is something bothering you,
making you anxious?
419
00:26:05,586 --> 00:26:07,385
I don't think so.
420
00:26:07,386 --> 00:26:08,866
Happy with your life, marriage?
421
00:26:08,867 --> 00:26:12,385
I love Mimi, right,
don't ever say that!
422
00:26:12,386 --> 00:26:13,426
The Scouser's right.
423
00:26:13,427 --> 00:26:16,505
You don't have to over-think these
things, it's a bodily function.
424
00:26:16,506 --> 00:26:20,385
Right, this is a private
conversation!
425
00:26:20,386 --> 00:26:22,345
It's not an uncommon problem,
426
00:26:22,346 --> 00:26:25,426
the pair of you, come round to
mine later, soon have it sorted.
427
00:26:40,746 --> 00:26:42,145
You're late.
428
00:26:42,146 --> 00:26:45,025
Sorry, my partner was busy
walking on water.
429
00:26:45,026 --> 00:26:46,286
Should've come earlier,
it's all gone.
430
00:26:46,383 --> 00:26:47,461
What has?
431
00:26:47,462 --> 00:26:50,941
Everything - produce, bakery,
ready meals, about an hour ago.
432
00:26:50,942 --> 00:26:52,541
I'm not following.
433
00:26:52,542 --> 00:26:54,982
Manager brought the bloke down,
got us to load the van,
434
00:26:54,983 --> 00:26:57,741
supposed to have it ready
for collection, same time, every day.
435
00:26:57,742 --> 00:26:58,781
What bloke?
436
00:26:58,782 --> 00:27:00,461
The Priest, from Saint Mac's.
437
00:27:00,462 --> 00:27:03,581
He gets all the sell-by from now on,
totally gratis.
438
00:27:03,582 --> 00:27:06,222
I'm gutted,
that were a nice little earner.
439
00:27:19,982 --> 00:27:23,101
No way are these ten-denier, Chesney,
no light gets through,
440
00:27:23,102 --> 00:27:24,582
fucking 80 if they're a day.
441
00:27:24,583 --> 00:27:26,181
It says ten on the packet.
442
00:27:26,182 --> 00:27:28,501
Yeah, and made in Uzbekistan.
443
00:27:28,502 --> 00:27:30,621
Oh, for fuck's sake.
444
00:27:30,622 --> 00:27:33,421
I'll be gone before you know it.
I've come to collect my things.
445
00:27:33,422 --> 00:27:35,062
Yeah, I've boxed 'em up.
446
00:27:37,102 --> 00:27:38,501
Are you all right?
447
00:27:38,502 --> 00:27:40,061
I'm fine.
448
00:27:40,062 --> 00:27:42,822
Did someone throw that at you?
449
00:27:48,062 --> 00:27:52,301
Don't matter what she did, throwing
things at an old lady is not right.
450
00:27:52,526 --> 00:27:54,966
No, it's not.
451
00:28:11,526 --> 00:28:13,205
I fucking told you!
452
00:28:13,206 --> 00:28:17,045
How was I supposed to know we'd get
done over by a priest?
453
00:28:17,046 --> 00:28:20,165
You've cost me my living,
you've lost our business
454
00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:23,125
because you wanted to get one over
on me, and feel good about yourself.
455
00:28:23,126 --> 00:28:25,006
It's fuck all to do
with that and you know it.
456
00:28:25,007 --> 00:28:28,525
Basic common sense,
you give something for nothing
457
00:28:28,526 --> 00:28:31,965
and people will grab it off you,
because you put no value on it.
458
00:28:31,966 --> 00:28:33,605
That's not entirely true is it?
459
00:28:33,606 --> 00:28:35,165
You gave it away!
460
00:28:35,166 --> 00:28:38,925
You valued the business at nothing,
so now we have nothing!
461
00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:42,645
Look at this place,
you're not a businessman,
462
00:28:42,646 --> 00:28:45,205
you're a
petty thief/rag and bone man,
463
00:28:45,206 --> 00:28:47,205
you're fucking klepto Steptoe.
464
00:28:47,206 --> 00:28:51,486
There's got to be a mistake,
right, he's a priest.
465
00:28:58,726 --> 00:29:03,085
How many times, you cannot get
a tan from a solar panel!
466
00:29:03,086 --> 00:29:04,246
Jesus!
467
00:29:06,046 --> 00:29:07,686
Thinks he knows everything.
468
00:29:28,126 --> 00:29:29,926
'Night.
469
00:29:43,406 --> 00:29:44,966
Why'd you do it?
470
00:29:47,046 --> 00:29:50,285
I never thought they'd return
for their goods.
471
00:29:50,286 --> 00:29:53,045
Most don't. Glad to get what little
we can give them.
472
00:29:53,046 --> 00:29:57,286
I never asked you to explain
the opportunity. I asked why.
473
00:30:00,206 --> 00:30:03,365
You and Marty will be
making a life for yourselves,
474
00:30:03,366 --> 00:30:08,365
some place,
Aidan has his future ahead of him,
475
00:30:08,366 --> 00:30:11,205
which leaves me with
Frank Gallagher,
476
00:30:11,206 --> 00:30:13,845
who's going to look after me then?
477
00:30:13,846 --> 00:30:16,165
Bollocks,
don't kid a fucking kidder,
478
00:30:16,166 --> 00:30:18,645
this isn't about a rainy-day fund.
479
00:30:18,646 --> 00:30:21,485
Don't keep lying, Patty...
480
00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:23,806
much like yourself, it's getting old.
481
00:30:32,766 --> 00:30:36,525
Anejaculation.
It's a condition, dry cumming.
482
00:30:36,526 --> 00:30:37,925
Am I dying?
483
00:30:37,926 --> 00:30:39,645
Don't be fucking soft!
484
00:30:39,646 --> 00:30:42,485
Dominic was right, it's anxiety,
485
00:30:42,486 --> 00:30:45,046
your jizz is worried about
coming out.
486
00:30:48,286 --> 00:30:49,845
What the fuck's that?
487
00:30:49,846 --> 00:30:51,245
An electro-ejaculator,
488
00:30:51,246 --> 00:30:55,925
a gift from a grateful
psychiatric nurse, back in the day.
489
00:30:55,926 --> 00:30:58,605
I wiped it down wi' Vim.
490
00:30:58,606 --> 00:31:00,565
How's it work?
491
00:31:00,566 --> 00:31:04,125
It stimulates the prostate gland -
milks the man, essentially.
492
00:31:04,126 --> 00:31:06,486
Is the prostate
the one at the back of the throat?
493
00:31:06,487 --> 00:31:07,686
The other one.
494
00:31:16,366 --> 00:31:17,726
All right, baby? Is it in?
495
00:31:19,166 --> 00:31:21,006
Likes to keep himself
nice and clean.
496
00:31:21,007 --> 00:31:22,325
He's a stickler.
497
00:31:22,326 --> 00:31:23,526
Kind of ironic, really,
498
00:31:23,527 --> 00:31:26,686
considering you're such a fan
of back-door this, back-door that.
499
00:31:29,246 --> 00:31:33,086
Fuck me, love is...?
500
00:31:34,446 --> 00:31:36,766
Wonder how long it'll take.
501
00:31:38,046 --> 00:31:39,566
That should do it.
502
00:31:45,086 --> 00:31:47,645
I've put some credit on that.
So if you need me, ring.
503
00:31:47,646 --> 00:31:50,285
But don't take the piss.
504
00:31:50,286 --> 00:31:52,245
Get to fucking school!
505
00:31:52,246 --> 00:31:53,606
I'm going.
506
00:31:54,646 --> 00:31:56,805
Was on the step.
Has your name on it.
507
00:31:56,806 --> 00:32:00,045
They're going to make you repeat,
you know.
508
00:32:00,046 --> 00:32:02,445
You'll be in school
till you're fucking 24.
509
00:32:02,446 --> 00:32:03,526
Can they do that?
510
00:32:03,527 --> 00:32:04,646
Oh, my...!
511
00:32:06,326 --> 00:32:08,565
Jesus Christ!
512
00:32:08,566 --> 00:32:10,805
It's shit! It's human shit!
513
00:32:10,806 --> 00:32:11,846
How d'you know?
514
00:32:11,847 --> 00:32:13,206
Be my guest.
515
00:32:19,966 --> 00:32:23,565
How many pallets is that?
What a bastard.
516
00:32:23,566 --> 00:32:25,245
I am fucking having him.
517
00:32:25,246 --> 00:32:29,166
No violence - makes him a victim,
gets him sympathy.
518
00:32:30,246 --> 00:32:33,606
Sympathy keeping you warm, is it?
519
00:32:42,526 --> 00:32:43,925
You stitched us up.
520
00:32:43,926 --> 00:32:46,005
You said it wouldn't
affect your business.
521
00:32:46,006 --> 00:32:48,765
There is no business any more,
you've taken it.
522
00:32:48,766 --> 00:32:50,365
Shut us down.
523
00:32:50,366 --> 00:32:52,126
All's fair in love,
war and business.
524
00:32:52,127 --> 00:32:54,285
It's a brilliant idea,
525
00:32:54,286 --> 00:32:57,045
making use of what greedy
corporate giants throw away.
526
00:32:57,046 --> 00:32:59,485
You couldn't buy publicity
like this...
527
00:32:59,486 --> 00:33:01,445
how kind they are,
528
00:33:01,446 --> 00:33:04,245
how humane.
Everyone's a winner!
529
00:33:04,246 --> 00:33:05,485
Except us.
530
00:33:05,486 --> 00:33:07,725
Collateral damage.
531
00:33:07,726 --> 00:33:11,405
Think of it as a sacrifice
for the greater good.
532
00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:13,165
That business was our livelihood.
533
00:33:13,166 --> 00:33:16,085
Not much of a business,
living off scraps.
534
00:33:16,086 --> 00:33:18,845
I'm sorry, mate, I was wrong.
535
00:33:18,846 --> 00:33:24,005
I owe you an apology
but I will make it up to you.
536
00:33:24,006 --> 00:33:26,805
I hope that's not a threat.
537
00:33:26,806 --> 00:33:29,325
Threats.
538
00:33:29,326 --> 00:33:31,526
Now that is my business.
539
00:33:35,886 --> 00:33:37,326
What are you going to do?
540
00:33:37,327 --> 00:33:38,646
Haven't a clue, mate.
541
00:33:41,190 --> 00:33:43,889
McGinn's one of the good guys,
old school, mind,
542
00:33:43,923 --> 00:33:45,623
bit Old Testament,
not big on tolerance.
543
00:33:45,660 --> 00:33:48,658
Not big on tolerance.
544
00:33:48,735 --> 00:33:50,214
What do you mean?
545
00:33:50,215 --> 00:33:52,574
Well, he's been at St Mac's
for 27 years.
546
00:33:52,575 --> 00:33:55,514
Y'know, one parish, all the time.
547
00:33:55,544 --> 00:33:56,743
Thank you.
548
00:33:56,744 --> 00:34:00,263
Used to be a smart area.
He hates that it's not now.
549
00:34:00,264 --> 00:34:03,623
You can see the resentment
sweating through his pores.
550
00:34:03,624 --> 00:34:05,703
So, doesn't tolerate who?
551
00:34:05,704 --> 00:34:09,104
Anybody who doesn't meet
his exacting standards.
552
00:34:17,064 --> 00:34:20,944
Put your pen down!
Don't be a loser all your life.
553
00:34:26,744 --> 00:34:28,823
Sent it back, no questions asked.
554
00:34:28,824 --> 00:34:31,103
Can I have it back now?
I've learnt my lesson.
555
00:34:31,104 --> 00:34:34,023
When I'm dead, that's
when you can have it back.
556
00:34:34,024 --> 00:34:35,024
Fuck!
557
00:34:38,184 --> 00:34:39,464
Call an ambulance!
558
00:34:39,465 --> 00:34:40,784
Quick!
559
00:34:45,744 --> 00:34:47,743
Have you checked her pulse?
560
00:34:47,744 --> 00:34:51,023
So, are we supposed to use
this every time we...?
561
00:34:51,024 --> 00:34:53,343
No, baby.
562
00:34:53,344 --> 00:34:55,264
Emergencies only.
563
00:34:56,584 --> 00:34:58,184
Well, am I fixed?
564
00:35:03,784 --> 00:35:05,464
I don't think you are.
565
00:35:12,024 --> 00:35:16,343
There's nothing wrong with you
physically. It's in your head.
566
00:35:16,344 --> 00:35:19,464
Something's bothering you so much,
that you don't want to...
567
00:35:20,664 --> 00:35:21,742
do that with me.
568
00:35:21,743 --> 00:35:23,024
That's not true!
569
00:35:24,184 --> 00:35:27,224
Subconsciously, it's in your head.
570
00:35:30,104 --> 00:35:31,584
I know you think you love me.
571
00:35:31,585 --> 00:35:32,824
I do!
572
00:35:35,584 --> 00:35:38,263
Maybe what you really want,
deep down,
573
00:35:38,264 --> 00:35:40,664
is to be with girls your own age.
574
00:35:44,744 --> 00:35:48,943
Like that bit of stuff
you were hanging all over at
the pool table the other night.
575
00:35:48,944 --> 00:35:50,704
She was just a mate.
576
00:35:53,304 --> 00:35:56,743
There's something's
blocking your pipes.
577
00:35:56,744 --> 00:35:59,063
And I don't want to get in your way.
578
00:35:59,064 --> 00:36:00,543
You're not in the way.
579
00:36:00,544 --> 00:36:01,903
They're in the way.
580
00:36:01,904 --> 00:36:04,503
All the girls you make me see.
581
00:36:04,504 --> 00:36:09,304
I don't want to sleep with anyone
else. I just want to be with you.
582
00:36:11,464 --> 00:36:13,263
Don't cry, please.
583
00:36:13,264 --> 00:36:16,304
I married you and I only
want to be with you.
584
00:36:32,144 --> 00:36:34,463
What's wrong?
585
00:36:34,464 --> 00:36:36,344
I've just come in my pants.
586
00:36:43,224 --> 00:36:45,263
What d'you need him for?
587
00:36:45,264 --> 00:36:48,584
He's not a manager,
he's an assistant.
588
00:37:22,544 --> 00:37:28,063
I've never really seen him
cry before, not properly,
589
00:37:28,064 --> 00:37:29,783
sobbing, tears.
590
00:37:29,784 --> 00:37:32,663
That's gotta be a good thing.
591
00:37:32,664 --> 00:37:36,543
He's able to express himself,
let his feelings out.
592
00:37:36,544 --> 00:37:39,624
It's the other thing
that worries me.
593
00:37:41,464 --> 00:37:45,183
Seems to be unblocked everywhere.
594
00:37:45,184 --> 00:37:48,223
Y'know, he's clearly
been holding it all in.
595
00:37:48,224 --> 00:37:50,184
Love you, baby.
596
00:37:51,744 --> 00:37:53,424
Thank you, babe.
597
00:38:11,664 --> 00:38:13,463
We don't want any trouble.
598
00:38:13,464 --> 00:38:15,903
No trouble from me, Padre.
599
00:38:15,904 --> 00:38:18,303
I just want you to know,
I'm onto you.
600
00:38:18,304 --> 00:38:20,223
Good for you.
601
00:38:20,224 --> 00:38:22,743
Man in your position
has a lot to lose.
602
00:38:22,744 --> 00:38:23,943
It's a pity.
603
00:38:23,944 --> 00:38:26,504
I won't be intimidated.
604
00:38:30,904 --> 00:38:32,344
Wait!
605
00:38:36,984 --> 00:38:39,943
I will go to the police.
606
00:38:39,944 --> 00:38:42,303
There is nothing you
can legitimately...
607
00:38:42,304 --> 00:38:44,183
You're a bigot. Huh?
608
00:38:44,184 --> 00:38:47,383
No blacks, no Asians,
609
00:38:47,384 --> 00:38:48,624
no gays.
610
00:38:50,064 --> 00:38:51,143
It's not true!
611
00:38:51,144 --> 00:38:53,823
We care for all colours,
creeds and sexualities here.
612
00:38:53,824 --> 00:38:55,104
Bollocks!
613
00:38:57,544 --> 00:38:59,623
I know the sting of bigotry.
614
00:38:59,624 --> 00:39:02,863
I have experienced the
sharp end of prejudice,
615
00:39:02,864 --> 00:39:06,583
so don't think you can
play that card with me.
616
00:39:06,584 --> 00:39:08,504
Used to be black, did you?
617
00:39:09,544 --> 00:39:11,983
I'm a homosexual, as it happens.
618
00:39:11,984 --> 00:39:14,703
I don't practise, of course.
That would be sinful.
619
00:39:14,704 --> 00:39:16,584
Now, that is fucked up for a start.
620
00:39:16,585 --> 00:39:17,704
Do you mind?
621
00:39:18,944 --> 00:39:22,063
I can't open the door to
everybody who comes knocking.
622
00:39:22,064 --> 00:39:24,463
We'd be swamped with the wrong type.
623
00:39:24,464 --> 00:39:26,423
The "wrong type"?
624
00:39:26,424 --> 00:39:30,463
I don't care about gay or
straight, creed or colour,
625
00:39:30,464 --> 00:39:32,703
I'm talking about you people.
626
00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:34,583
You filthy, fucking people,
627
00:39:34,584 --> 00:39:38,703
with your crime and your drugs
and your constant breeding,
628
00:39:38,704 --> 00:39:40,023
always breeding!
629
00:39:40,024 --> 00:39:42,823
You should all be sterilised.
630
00:39:42,824 --> 00:39:44,503
Like I said,
631
00:39:44,504 --> 00:39:45,703
a bigot.
632
00:39:45,704 --> 00:39:49,783
This was a good area -
schools, houses, nice roads,
633
00:39:49,784 --> 00:39:53,863
but then the 'Underbelly'
had to be given a chance.
634
00:39:53,864 --> 00:39:57,744
- Good people are supposed to be
protected from your kind.
- The "wrong type", yeah?
635
00:39:57,745 --> 00:39:59,743
Yes, the wrong fucking type.
636
00:39:59,744 --> 00:40:04,463
Well, maybe all the "wrong type"
could live in the same place,
637
00:40:04,464 --> 00:40:08,143
maybe get 'em a little uniform...
638
00:40:08,144 --> 00:40:09,503
stripes,
639
00:40:09,504 --> 00:40:11,184
little yellow star.
640
00:40:12,424 --> 00:40:14,023
That is beneath you.
641
00:40:14,024 --> 00:40:17,383
But not beneath you, apparently.
642
00:40:17,384 --> 00:40:21,583
Now I'm guessing this could be
the wrong kind of publicity.
643
00:40:21,584 --> 00:40:23,383
Meet Mr Wardak.
644
00:40:23,384 --> 00:40:27,304
I believe his employer
supplied today's foodstuffs.
645
00:40:29,624 --> 00:40:31,023
Blackmail?
646
00:40:31,024 --> 00:40:33,143
That's, uh,
647
00:40:33,144 --> 00:40:35,543
rather crass.
648
00:40:35,544 --> 00:40:36,864
But effective.
649
00:40:39,304 --> 00:40:44,384
All is fair in love,
war and business, Padre.
650
00:40:50,744 --> 00:40:52,703
You really don't want to?
651
00:40:52,704 --> 00:40:56,023
No. I hate sleeping
with other women
652
00:40:56,024 --> 00:40:57,983
I only do it cos you make me.
653
00:40:57,984 --> 00:41:01,744
You're my wife and
I want to fuck you.
654
00:41:03,504 --> 00:41:07,023
Then let's end this
open relationship thing.
655
00:41:07,024 --> 00:41:08,424
Let's just be...
656
00:41:09,464 --> 00:41:11,264
you for me, and me for you.
657
00:41:13,264 --> 00:41:14,583
Are you sure?
658
00:41:14,584 --> 00:41:17,183
Of course I am.
659
00:41:17,184 --> 00:41:19,264
Oh, thanks, babe.
660
00:41:42,624 --> 00:41:44,703
Everyone deserves a second chance,
661
00:41:44,704 --> 00:41:47,703
so you can have your job back.
662
00:41:47,704 --> 00:41:51,183
Clerical duties only once
you're back on your feet,
663
00:41:51,184 --> 00:41:53,263
so to speak.
664
00:41:53,264 --> 00:41:56,464
Well, I'm very grateful.
665
00:41:58,304 --> 00:42:00,264
It may be a while.
666
00:42:02,584 --> 00:42:04,424
We'll give you some peace.
667
00:42:33,744 --> 00:42:36,943
I have no evidence whatsoever
for what I'm about to say,
668
00:42:36,944 --> 00:42:39,024
so you're off the hook, either way.
669
00:42:41,864 --> 00:42:43,743
Bag of flour,
670
00:42:43,744 --> 00:42:45,623
turd in an envelope,
671
00:42:45,624 --> 00:42:48,623
tragic fall from your chair,
672
00:42:48,624 --> 00:42:51,103
from which you made
a miraculous recovery.
673
00:42:51,104 --> 00:42:52,823
What are you...?
674
00:42:52,824 --> 00:42:54,384
No protests, no denials.
675
00:43:00,504 --> 00:43:03,623
If I licked my finger and
wiped it across your eye,
676
00:43:03,624 --> 00:43:05,464
how would your bruises be then?
677
00:43:16,944 --> 00:43:20,703
You... are a devious,
678
00:43:20,704 --> 00:43:23,584
conniving old fraud.
679
00:43:25,064 --> 00:43:28,903
I have no idea what
you are talking about.
680
00:43:28,904 --> 00:43:30,504
Course you don't.
681
00:43:34,944 --> 00:43:37,344
From one tough bird to another...
682
00:43:39,104 --> 00:43:43,264
if it stops here,
your secret's safe.
683
00:43:45,184 --> 00:43:46,624
Understood?
684
00:44:05,104 --> 00:44:08,063
'Competition is a good thing.
685
00:44:08,064 --> 00:44:10,143
'It provides
motivation and incentive.
686
00:44:10,144 --> 00:44:14,623
'Sir Chris Hoy and his giant thighs
didn't get onto the Olympic podium
687
00:44:14,624 --> 00:44:17,583
'because it's the
taking part that counts.
688
00:44:17,584 --> 00:44:20,663
'But everyone has to start
with the same chance.
689
00:44:20,664 --> 00:44:23,023
'That's how a society moves forward.
690
00:44:23,024 --> 00:44:26,144
'Black, brown, white,
straight, gay, confused.
691
00:44:27,624 --> 00:44:29,383
'Except the Jocks of course.
692
00:44:29,384 --> 00:44:32,903
'If there's one thing
I hate more than the Irish,
693
00:44:32,904 --> 00:44:34,864
'it's the fucking Jocks.'
694
00:44:36,941 --> 00:45:16,750
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695
00:45:19,516 --> 00:45:23,116
That's it - plugged in.
Fill your boots!
696
00:45:31,636 --> 00:45:34,355
Dirty, filthy,
697
00:45:34,356 --> 00:45:39,796
Geiger counter probe up your arse,
nasty boy.
698
00:45:43,543 --> 00:45:45,143
There she blows!
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