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With strong language,
violence and drug use.
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Tickets this way for
the Chatsworth Express.
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Come and watch pikeys
making a mess
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of the lives they were
given by 'im up stairs.
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And kids they're convinced
aren't actually theirs.
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Stay away!
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What sounds on earth
could ever replace
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kids needing money
or wives in your face?
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Cos' this, people reckon,
and me included
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is why pubs and drugs
were kindly invented.
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To calm us all down
to stop us going mental.
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These are Chatsworth Estate's
basic essentials.
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We are worth every penny
for grinding your axes.
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You shit on our head.
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But you pay the taxes.
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LAUGHTER
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Imagine a Britain
without Chatsworth buccaneers
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who'd cum on your face
for the price of a beer.
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Make poverty history.
Cheaper drugs now!
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(LAUGHS)
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Scatter.
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Party!
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In science we got told all
kinds of these 'law' things,
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like, "For every action there's
an equal and opposite reaction."
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I don't ever want to see your
faces around Chatsworth again.
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You got it?
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I've got a new one
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something about,
"When two bodies are on the run,
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"the lack of planning and the
distance they travel, is directly
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"proportional to how much
bullshit they're leaving behind."
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It was here on this very spot just
under a week ago that local teenager
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Ted Boden, known affectionately as
Bonehead to friends, had attended
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a house party after which he was
brutally attacked and later died.
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Please call Carl.
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'This seemingly unprovoked assault
has left Chatsworth residents
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'reeling in shock and detectives are
no closer to finding the killer.'
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Hey Compo grieving or not.
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Still no sign?
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Of what?
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Of what?
Something bad's happened.
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Oh, don't be daft.
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When?
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Carl's gone missing.
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No he's not.
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Guess you won't be
coming to the Jockey then?
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Invitation duly accepted.
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I bet you a packet of fig rolls
he'll be back tomorrow with
a cheeky smile on his face.
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He's not even checking Facebook.
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Look, when I was his age I followed
the Bay City Rollers on tour
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for ten days without telling anyone.
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Oh, you were considerate!
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Slapper! Is that where you were?!
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Carl always says, "See ya". Always.
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Still?
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How've you got one?
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Haven't.
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Saved this.
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What the fuck for?
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If it had been you and not Bonehead
shagging her then, bye bye, Chesney.
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I wouldn't have showed it everyone.
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Who were you calling?
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Anyone. Who'll come and
get us out of this shithole.
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Tell anyone why we left
they're in danger.
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Yeah, so we'll lie low. Stay out
of sight until Jimmy's nicked.
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Thinking with your dick
was the start of all this.
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You're to blame as well.
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Why?
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YOU bet I couldn't shag Sammi.
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This is fucking stupid.
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How far to the ferry?
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Too fucking far.
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Does it still count as a honeymoon
if you don't go straight away?
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Exactly!
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If you want somewhere proper it's
worth waiting for.
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Safari?
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That won't be cheap.
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Real baboons.
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His father's nose
is coming through.
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Go away!
I'd've knocked you right out, la!
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There's no need for that.
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Long as nana's accent stays at bay.
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So what're you saying?
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Fuck off!
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Did you clock that?
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He's just took it the wrong way.
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What?
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The threat to knock him out, Mum.
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He knows I'm joking.
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It's not you it's just,
your manner can be...
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Say what you mean, Karen.
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To a more delicate soul
you might sometimes come across
slightly aggressive.
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Me?! Aggressive?!
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Y'all right Jamie. Can I have
a lager and a blackhead, please?
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Still no Carl?
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Nah.
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Yes, mate?
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Two Stellas.
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Oh, what convenient timing!
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Stella, by name...
It's me youngest.
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Fucking...no offence, mate.
Just apple of me eye, that's all.
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Jimmy must have
something to do with it.
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Yeah, everyone knows he did it.
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No not Bonehead.
Carl and Chesney legging it.
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I heard that slag sister were
all over Chesney at party
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Yeah, was that before or
after Bonehead shagged her?
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I'm fucked, I need to get me head
down. Where you going? Here y'are.
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Fuck this.
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This'll wake you up!
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DOGS BARK
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Whoa!
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GUN SHOT
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Ches!
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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
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That'll do.
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Look, please,
stop pointing the gun at me.
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Please. I'm sorry.
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Help him.
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CAR TYRES CRUNCH
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In there. Hurry up.
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Come on.
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What are you going to do with us?
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I said hurry up.
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Quick. Move it!
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Ah, that's hanging.
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It's all right.
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(SIGHS) Carl!
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His phone's off!
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Well, he wouldn't answer to
you anyway. What you did to him.
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We need to report it.
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They're grown men.
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When's Carl gone missing
for two hours before?
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When he got herpes round his mouth.
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He didn't.
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Plating that mong who did
handstands in the Jockey.
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He's got a point. If they
don't want to be contacted...
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I dread the day
I have to rely on you.
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Well, maybe you're
just missing him?
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What's she digging now?
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Don't think about it.
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What is she digging?!
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Help!
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You twisted fucker! Let us out!
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Anyone, please help!
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Shut up. Shut up.
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(SHE SINGS)
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Please! Just talk to us.
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What do you
want to talk to her for?!
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Ask her not to do anything stupid.
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More stupid than undress,
kidnap and let us starve to death?
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I'm too young to die.
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We're not going to die.
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SINGING STOPS
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Smell cooking?
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It might be other
runaways she's caught.
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Help!
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Help! Help!
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Help! Help!
Somebody help us! You sick bitch!
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Let us out!
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DOOR CREAKS
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So sorry, lads.
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Smoking too much of my own shit
always makes me paranoid.
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Breakfast's ready.
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Put your hands together for Mavis,
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who's had her best collection yet
at Timperley Infirmary.
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Er, £62.28
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Oh, and, er, the calendar's
drawing ever closer, girls.
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(ALL) Ooh!
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We need at least three more,
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even though Edith has volunteered
to be on every month!
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(ALL) Ooh!
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(THEY CHANT) Out! Out!
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Out! Out! Out!
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CHEERING
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I think that's time
for a break, ladies.
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What do you think of the gang?
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All right, I suppose.
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It's all right. You'll settle. That's
just "first day of term" stuff.
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It took me over a month
before I finally settled.
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Florence.
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Florence.
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Ethel wants to go naked
in her wheelchair.
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Give Stephen Hawkings a hard on.
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SHOCKED LAUGHTER
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And now look at me!
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I'd probably get me kit off
for a good cause.
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Especially if it'd help
with the gang.
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(Chatsworth.)
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Don't give them any more ammunition.
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You'll find them
an even harder bunch to crack.
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Er, shall we do coffee? Soon?
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I'll call you.
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(THEY CHUCKLE)
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(Drug addicts.)
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You two-faced skinny bitch.
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Bet you never had to bring kids up.
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Save it Lumley.
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Nobody tells me what to do.
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Don't fucking ignore me.
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(POSH) In Hertford,
Hereford and Hampshire,
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hurricanes hardly "hever" happen.
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'You have 6% accuracy
and 2% progress.'
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Stuck-up slag.
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KNOCK AT DOOR
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Mimi?
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You OK?
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Women's Institute?!
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That is what all this is about?
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They're all right.
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They're not you.
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I know they're not.
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But the other night wasn't the only
time I've scared someone off.
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That is their problem.
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It's not though, Karen.
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I was born and brought up
on a council estate
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35 miles away from here,
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and I'm going to spend
the rest of me life on one.
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So, how are them stuck-up
boots going to help?
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Improve me jam-making?
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I'm now in this constant struggle
with my personality.
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You've been through a lot, girl.
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So don't you start
trying to be summat you're not.
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I promise.
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I'm sorry about your dog.
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More concerned with you two...
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now you know my little secret.
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Don't worry about us.
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No chance of us saying owt.
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You don't look like you'd grass.
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As if!
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Or that you're capable of taxing me.
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You're holding the gun.
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CAR PULLS UP
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Fucking hell, Cedric.
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Shout at the Dibble?
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These inbreds stick together.
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He'll end up nicking us.
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(THEY SPEAK WELSH)
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They talking Urdu? Welsh.
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ENGINE STARTS
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You...
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..sit down.
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(CHUCKLES)
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I unloaded it this morning.
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Make sure there's
no more accidents.
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What did the police want?
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Just reports of two lads
trying doors on cars and sheds.
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Wouldn't want to get
arrested round here.
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Have you seen The Wicker Man?
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Guess not.
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So...
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No belongings
and a fiver between you.
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Tells me you left somewhere
in a hurry.
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Yeah. You could say that.
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It's just...
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I'm not interested.
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No shit on my doorstep.
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Where were you headed?
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We was going to go...
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Ireland.
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I'll drop you at the ferry tonight.
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My way of saying sorry for
doing a Papa Fritzl.
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There's a spare bed
if you want to get some sleep.
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How much is there?
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Well, we're here today to kick-start
a brand new initiative
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00:14:50,618 --> 00:14:54,657
that aims to allow residents of
the community a voice of their own.
266
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DOG BARKS
267
00:14:55,901 --> 00:14:56,913
Hey!
268
00:14:56,902 --> 00:14:58,221
Aargh!
269
00:14:59,554 --> 00:15:01,328
Tell us how this all came about.
270
00:15:01,325 --> 00:15:03,259
Not bad, that.
271
00:15:03,256 --> 00:15:05,144
Better than some.
272
00:15:05,139 --> 00:15:07,687
Graffiti scares the punters, though.
273
00:15:09,639 --> 00:15:10,401
Seen our Shane?
274
00:15:10,390 --> 00:15:11,482
He's just gone badger baiting.
Seen our Shane?
275
00:15:11,472 --> 00:15:13,076
In the daytime?
276
00:15:13,071 --> 00:15:18,657
He needs to earn for his honeymoon.
But he's took Bunty's dog without
permission, and it's epileptic.
277
00:15:18,655 --> 00:15:21,067
Mind, some farmers are happy
to see a few less.
278
00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:27,215
I recognise Billy Smart in the suit,
279
00:15:27,209 --> 00:15:29,894
even without the oranges
and a stiletto up his arse.
280
00:15:34,181 --> 00:15:35,136
Hello.
281
00:15:37,822 --> 00:15:39,278
What you filming me for?
282
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,638
You look like a likely candidate.
283
00:15:42,719 --> 00:15:44,163
Freeze! RSPCA!
284
00:15:44,156 --> 00:15:46,329
Ha, ha, ha. Bang to rights.
285
00:15:46,325 --> 00:15:49,670
I've got the farmer's permission,
you dickhead.
286
00:15:49,665 --> 00:15:51,735
Here. Put me down for one.
287
00:15:53,023 --> 00:15:54,991
Pretending to be a grass
is never a joke.
288
00:15:54,990 --> 00:15:56,639
Ah!
289
00:15:57,816 --> 00:15:58,987
It's a movie camera. Digital.
290
00:15:57,816 --> 00:16:01,525
Did Baghead Billy ram-raid
Currys again?
291
00:16:01,522 --> 00:16:04,173
Me and Liam got picked off the
council cos Chatsworth's a shithole.
292
00:16:04,167 --> 00:16:05,623
What for?
293
00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:08,153
"Community initiative to aid
our recovery."
294
00:16:08,148 --> 00:16:12,118
We make films of our situation, yeah,
and see what we look like.
295
00:16:12,112 --> 00:16:14,706
Then it's easier to fix.
It's what the Yanks do.
296
00:16:14,698 --> 00:16:17,349
Oh, my giddy fucking God.
You are a grass.
297
00:16:17,348 --> 00:16:18,189
Why's that being a grass?
298
00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:19,629
Why's it not?
299
00:16:19,628 --> 00:16:23,394
The best one gets a grand
and a free trip to Hollinwood.
300
00:16:23,384 --> 00:16:25,807
But we can split the money.
301
00:16:25,805 --> 00:16:29,172
Nah. Two weeks' badger baiting
earns more than that.
302
00:16:29,171 --> 00:16:32,948
So? What, killing god's creatures
and stinking out the gaff?
303
00:16:32,942 --> 00:16:34,386
I know what I'd rather do.
304
00:16:34,380 --> 00:16:35,916
What is it with you and films?
305
00:16:35,910 --> 00:16:39,505
It's good to dream. It don't have to
be interviews. We can dramatise it.
306
00:16:39,495 --> 00:16:41,087
What, like Corrie?
307
00:16:41,082 --> 00:16:42,504
No. Drama!
308
00:16:42,495 --> 00:16:44,019
Anything. You know.
309
00:16:44,013 --> 00:16:46,629
"Nobody leaves the baby
in the corner."
310
00:16:46,627 --> 00:16:47,924
I've got evidence.
311
00:16:49,788 --> 00:16:51,665
I'll be watching you.
312
00:16:52,584 --> 00:16:55,838
Here. Don't say owt
in front of Donnie Brasco, but...
313
00:16:55,835 --> 00:16:57,951
we have got a camera of our own,
you know.
314
00:16:57,943 --> 00:17:01,379
Next filming I do is from a hot-air
balloon over the Serengeti.
315
00:17:08,092 --> 00:17:11,107
It's a great way
of holding the mirror to ourselves.
316
00:17:11,106 --> 00:17:14,030
Amazing stories without the cost
of scripted drama.
317
00:17:14,027 --> 00:17:17,485
We'll interview you about your
experience with the local community.
318
00:17:17,482 --> 00:17:20,542
Kyle! Jeremy! Put the fucking
lotion in the fucking basket.
319
00:17:21,848 --> 00:17:23,896
Carl and Chesney are wanted!
320
00:17:23,895 --> 00:17:25,169
For what?
321
00:17:25,164 --> 00:17:26,927
Murder. No way!
322
00:17:26,924 --> 00:17:29,688
We were just reporting 'em missing
at the police station
323
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:30,704
and that slag sister was coming out.
324
00:17:30,697 --> 00:17:31,777
Who?
325
00:17:31,769 --> 00:17:32,906
Jimmy's sister stuck 'em in.
326
00:17:32,904 --> 00:17:33,871
Lying bitch.
327
00:17:32,904 --> 00:17:35,361
Slow down. What happened?
328
00:17:35,361 --> 00:17:37,556
Sammi. She's give a statement.
329
00:17:37,554 --> 00:17:39,636
She saw 'em with Bonehead
five minutes before he was killed.
330
00:17:37,554 --> 00:17:42,105
The police must know it was Jimmy.
331
00:17:42,099 --> 00:17:43,839
That means nothing.
We've got to get 'em home.
332
00:17:43,836 --> 00:17:45,280
Or keep 'em away.
333
00:17:48,239 --> 00:17:51,117
Sometimes, I'd swear
they're not even mine.
334
00:17:56,185 --> 00:17:57,629
Oo-er, Mrs!
335
00:17:57,623 --> 00:18:00,945
Local MP with a Marilyn fixation.
336
00:18:00,943 --> 00:18:03,275
Oh, yeah.
337
00:18:03,274 --> 00:18:05,242
(IN CHARACTER) Yes, Mr President.
338
00:18:05,233 --> 00:18:08,122
Happy birthday, Mr President.
339
00:18:08,122 --> 00:18:12,821
Orange and a high-heel shoe
up your anus, Mr President.
340
00:18:12,817 --> 00:18:14,091
(CHUCKLES)
341
00:18:14,089 --> 00:18:16,080
Come here, you daft get.
342
00:18:17,334 --> 00:18:19,461
Know this, Kelly Maguire.
343
00:18:19,452 --> 00:18:21,807
I don't, nor never will...
344
00:18:22,825 --> 00:18:24,144
..need oranges,
345
00:18:24,143 --> 00:18:27,283
poppers, pills or Viagra.
346
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,227
Just you.
347
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,872
In the gear...or starkers.
348
00:18:31,867 --> 00:18:34,188
(GIGGLES)
349
00:18:36,207 --> 00:18:37,651
Mm-mmm.
350
00:18:37,642 --> 00:18:38,768
Pumpkin...
351
00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,204
Yes, honey bunny?
352
00:18:40,196 --> 00:18:41,823
You know Micky's camera thingy?
353
00:18:41,811 --> 00:18:42,891
Mm.
354
00:18:42,883 --> 00:18:45,238
Well, I do role playing at work
all the time,
355
00:18:45,234 --> 00:18:49,421
and I think, maybe...I've always
wanted to be an actress.
356
00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:50,955
I like the sound of that, an' all.
357
00:18:52,455 --> 00:18:54,673
No piss, pain
or back bottom, though.
358
00:19:01,228 --> 00:19:02,889
(MICKY) Cut! Got it.
359
00:19:02,889 --> 00:19:05,983
Liam. Chop, chop. Nosing at our film.
360
00:19:05,983 --> 00:19:07,018
What's this supposed to be?
361
00:19:05,983 --> 00:19:07,848
What's this supposed to be?
Tell 'em nothing!
362
00:19:07,844 --> 00:19:09,641
We're calling it Fit Bird.
363
00:19:09,635 --> 00:19:13,150
Why aren't you making a film that
says something about our situation?
364
00:19:14,982 --> 00:19:16,631
Said we should've done Top Gun!
365
00:19:16,629 --> 00:19:17,857
Stupid!
366
00:19:17,855 --> 00:19:21,404
Fit Bird is going to show
the plight of working girls.
367
00:19:21,397 --> 00:19:23,183
Help get 'em off the street.
368
00:19:23,179 --> 00:19:25,977
Sugar-coated fluff. You can show
that but you can also make a stand.
369
00:19:25,978 --> 00:19:27,115
What, like you are?!
370
00:19:27,114 --> 00:19:29,014
It's verite, you twat.
371
00:19:29,011 --> 00:19:32,606
The art of letting the estate
speak for itself.
372
00:19:32,599 --> 00:19:35,591
People would rather watch a film
than a documentary any day.
373
00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:37,790
Michael Moore might have
something to say about that.
374
00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:40,395
Who? That arsonist kid in your year?
375
00:19:40,386 --> 00:19:42,206
Why are they working with him?
376
00:19:42,207 --> 00:19:43,185
Go, Liam. Go.
377
00:19:48,223 --> 00:19:50,464
(HUMS A TUNE)
378
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:54,784
Oh, it's got to be worth a shot.
379
00:19:54,783 --> 00:19:56,728
What's the point?
Don't we want to get away from here?
380
00:19:56,727 --> 00:19:58,388
Why don't you just ask her?
381
00:19:58,386 --> 00:20:00,399
You ask her. It's your idea.
382
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:01,423
All right. I will.
383
00:20:08,179 --> 00:20:09,532
More salad?
384
00:20:09,524 --> 00:20:11,446
He's on a diet.
385
00:20:17,647 --> 00:20:18,796
I thought they were supposed
to be fat.
386
00:20:17,647 --> 00:20:20,389
When you sell 'em for meat.
387
00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:22,678
I want this lazy fucker to mate.
388
00:20:22,673 --> 00:20:24,322
He's too heavy to get off
the ground to mount anything.
389
00:20:24,312 --> 00:20:25,916
Can't girl pigs get on top?
390
00:20:28,710 --> 00:20:30,200
What's it called?
391
00:20:30,189 --> 00:20:32,669
He. Harris.
392
00:20:32,662 --> 00:20:35,074
Don't want to leave yet.
It's too early.
393
00:20:35,073 --> 00:20:36,017
Hazel.
394
00:20:37,131 --> 00:20:39,008
We've been thinking...
395
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,212
Your weed...
396
00:20:41,211 --> 00:20:43,247
Forget it.
397
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,813
Oh, come on. There's always
a drought round our way.
398
00:20:45,813 --> 00:20:47,929
There's a drought everywhere
these days.
399
00:20:47,919 --> 00:20:49,955
I bet we can beat what price
you get now.
400
00:20:49,946 --> 00:20:51,004
And pay with what?
401
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,127
Yeah, we know people.
402
00:20:52,122 --> 00:20:53,157
It's all right.
403
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:54,858
Come on. Just a little bit. Hazel.
404
00:20:54,859 --> 00:20:56,815
It's mainly personal anyway.
405
00:20:56,808 --> 00:20:57,866
All that?
406
00:20:57,863 --> 00:20:59,831
There's other users in the valley,
407
00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:02,451
and a couple of Scousers
take the rest.
408
00:21:02,442 --> 00:21:04,216
Probably are a bit cheap, though.
409
00:21:04,210 --> 00:21:05,177
We won't be.
410
00:21:06,810 --> 00:21:08,107
Go on, Hazel.
411
00:21:08,103 --> 00:21:10,901
Just give us a sample.
We'll prove we're worth it.
412
00:21:10,901 --> 00:21:12,550
If it's good, we'll get paid in
advance.
413
00:21:10,901 --> 00:21:13,335
It's good.
414
00:21:10,901 --> 00:21:15,008
Five days into blossom.
415
00:21:14,997 --> 00:21:17,761
Go double with this. The buds stink
but it won't burn 'em.
416
00:21:17,758 --> 00:21:19,339
Makes them stickier.
417
00:21:19,338 --> 00:21:20,828
What about Ireland?
418
00:21:20,823 --> 00:21:23,724
Second thoughts.
Make some money, we can go anywhere.
419
00:21:23,715 --> 00:21:25,296
Crop's not ready. Two days?
420
00:21:25,291 --> 00:21:27,782
Four. I'd say less. But we can wait.
421
00:21:27,780 --> 00:21:29,748
(CHUCKLES) Can you, now?
422
00:21:29,741 --> 00:21:31,060
If you're interested.
423
00:21:31,051 --> 00:21:32,541
Where will you stay?
424
00:21:32,534 --> 00:21:34,434
Is there a hotel?
425
00:21:34,433 --> 00:21:35,343
Won't that let people know
where you are?
426
00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:36,393
So?
427
00:21:36,392 --> 00:21:37,984
You can't be proper fugitives, then.
428
00:21:36,392 --> 00:21:40,044
We never said we were.
429
00:21:40,035 --> 00:21:42,913
Come on. There must be
lots of jobs on a farm.
430
00:21:42,903 --> 00:21:45,087
Just while we wait.
431
00:21:50,458 --> 00:21:51,823
You lookin' at me?
432
00:21:51,813 --> 00:21:53,462
Yeah, you.
433
00:21:55,353 --> 00:21:57,048
You lookin' at me?
434
00:21:57,045 --> 00:21:58,114
Because...
435
00:21:58,109 --> 00:22:01,203
I can't see anyone else here.
436
00:22:01,193 --> 00:22:04,162
Who the fuck do you think
you're looking at?
437
00:22:04,163 --> 00:22:06,609
Rated. You look like a bell end.
438
00:22:06,603 --> 00:22:08,184
Oh, well. Life imitating art.
439
00:22:08,183 --> 00:22:10,538
Your script better be as good
as your porn was.
440
00:22:10,535 --> 00:22:14,505
You don't have to dress as one
to play Sonic the Hedgehog!
441
00:22:14,502 --> 00:22:15,594
I'm writing a script.
442
00:22:17,902 --> 00:22:18,789
What?
443
00:22:18,785 --> 00:22:20,366
Carl and Ches.
444
00:22:21,444 --> 00:22:23,730
They've pinned Bonehead's murder
on them.
445
00:22:27,314 --> 00:22:29,157
Someone needs to sort Jimmy out.
446
00:22:29,152 --> 00:22:30,881
No! You're Maguires.
447
00:22:30,874 --> 00:22:32,057
Come on. Do the right thing.
448
00:22:32,055 --> 00:22:34,660
Round the family up.
Force Jimmy to confess.
449
00:22:34,657 --> 00:22:36,409
I can't. Why?
450
00:22:36,406 --> 00:22:37,919
Cos it's not our fight.
451
00:22:39,196 --> 00:22:40,948
That's never stopped you before.
452
00:22:44,759 --> 00:22:47,159
I can't concentrate in here.
453
00:22:50,055 --> 00:22:51,113
Do it for me.
454
00:22:51,111 --> 00:22:54,194
I would. I've already asked me dad.
455
00:22:54,187 --> 00:22:56,678
He said he's not risking any of us
for any of yous.
456
00:22:56,677 --> 00:22:59,453
Plus, he can't stand
the fucking sight of that Chesney
457
00:22:59,451 --> 00:23:01,362
after his mam ripped him off.
458
00:23:03,475 --> 00:23:04,442
Look, I'm sorry.
459
00:23:18,077 --> 00:23:20,193
(MIMI, POSH) Is it full frontal?
460
00:23:20,183 --> 00:23:22,026
We will be nude.
461
00:23:22,019 --> 00:23:24,567
But with fruit and flowers,
462
00:23:24,559 --> 00:23:28,051
tastefully placed
to protect our modesty.
463
00:23:28,050 --> 00:23:32,157
My Paddy loved me
in nothing but a Santy hat.
464
00:23:32,151 --> 00:23:35,063
I don't think it's your thing.
465
00:23:35,058 --> 00:23:39,779
Laura Ashley,
under a good old M&S cardie.
466
00:23:39,770 --> 00:23:42,921
Make a good leprechaun in March?
467
00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:46,425
Maybe not the modelling, Mimi.
468
00:23:48,618 --> 00:23:50,882
Any other favourite labels?
469
00:23:52,464 --> 00:23:54,500
Bit of Lacoste, back in the day.
470
00:23:54,494 --> 00:23:56,428
"Dey do, dough, don't dey, dough?"
471
00:23:56,428 --> 00:24:02,162
My ultimate fashion disaster
was on Lady Captain's Day last year.
472
00:24:02,152 --> 00:24:04,063
The heavens opened,
473
00:24:04,052 --> 00:24:07,328
and my bra strap was showing
through my cashmere Pringle.
474
00:24:07,322 --> 00:24:08,493
ALARM WAILS
475
00:24:07,322 --> 00:24:10,906
Not so fast, Little Miss Bootle.
476
00:24:10,896 --> 00:24:12,705
Get off me!
477
00:24:13,942 --> 00:24:15,330
All right. Get off!
478
00:24:15,319 --> 00:24:16,638
Shut it!
479
00:24:16,630 --> 00:24:17,801
(Bitch!)
480
00:24:25,242 --> 00:24:26,425
You think sheep bite?
481
00:24:26,422 --> 00:24:27,855
Probably.
482
00:24:38,572 --> 00:24:40,073
It's good here, man.
483
00:24:40,073 --> 00:24:41,256
It's not that good.
484
00:24:41,254 --> 00:24:43,984
There's fuck all for me back there.
485
00:24:43,976 --> 00:24:45,876
I know there is for you.
486
00:24:48,266 --> 00:24:50,905
Should have just fronted
the little dickhead.
487
00:24:50,899 --> 00:24:52,116
Think so?
488
00:24:53,901 --> 00:24:56,426
Nah. He'd leather me all over.
489
00:24:56,421 --> 00:24:58,082
And still hurt Liam.
490
00:25:02,198 --> 00:25:04,905
I didn't think I'd miss home.
491
00:25:04,896 --> 00:25:07,865
You'll get over it.
He wouldn't get us in Pakistan.
492
00:25:07,862 --> 00:25:09,659
Behave!
493
00:25:09,651 --> 00:25:11,676
I know. London?
494
00:25:11,675 --> 00:25:13,597
There's too many homeless.
495
00:25:13,590 --> 00:25:15,273
John Macca's brother
was on the gear in a week.
496
00:25:15,266 --> 00:25:16,733
He was a baghead before!
497
00:25:16,726 --> 00:25:18,011
Wasn't queer, though.
498
00:25:19,191 --> 00:25:22,024
At least we're staying put
till the weed's ready.
499
00:25:27,473 --> 00:25:28,394
Carl?
500
00:25:31,847 --> 00:25:33,132
You all right?
501
00:25:33,125 --> 00:25:34,865
Thought you might be hungry.
502
00:25:34,861 --> 00:25:37,193
Nice kid, in't he?
Let's hope he makes it to 12.
503
00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:50,302
Anything good?
504
00:25:50,297 --> 00:25:52,743
Small matter of a firearm.
505
00:25:52,735 --> 00:25:55,215
Just got him another five years.
506
00:25:55,209 --> 00:25:57,325
Let's get it and get out of here.
507
00:25:57,314 --> 00:25:59,748
And action.
508
00:25:59,744 --> 00:26:02,486
Chatsworth was developed
as a garden suburb
509
00:26:02,485 --> 00:26:06,319
in the post-war years,
a time of optimism in city planning.
510
00:26:06,316 --> 00:26:10,104
The good intentions faded with time
and the shift in cultural attitudes.
511
00:26:11,891 --> 00:26:13,643
Good take?
512
00:26:13,639 --> 00:26:15,175
Perfect.
513
00:26:18,841 --> 00:26:20,945
# ..and the seven seas
514
00:26:20,936 --> 00:26:25,088
# Everybody's looking for something
515
00:26:25,081 --> 00:26:28,517
# Some of them want to use you
516
00:26:29,787 --> 00:26:33,188
# Some of them want
to get used by you... #
517
00:26:34,980 --> 00:26:36,538
Stop doing that!
518
00:26:36,537 --> 00:26:37,686
Go on, Hazel.
519
00:26:38,890 --> 00:26:43,054
Hardly the Palladium, but I held
a note longer than most.
520
00:26:43,049 --> 00:26:44,516
Scran time soon?
521
00:26:44,516 --> 00:26:46,666
This'll build your appetite.
522
00:26:48,761 --> 00:26:51,116
Hmmm! Haven't you got small hands?
523
00:26:51,107 --> 00:26:52,495
Don't believe the hype.
524
00:26:53,803 --> 00:26:55,566
I'd love to work on cruise ships.
525
00:26:55,558 --> 00:26:56,809
You still wear armbands!
526
00:26:56,801 --> 00:26:58,598
Why did you stop?
527
00:26:58,592 --> 00:27:01,652
It's harder for mature singers
when they leave the ships.
Look at Jane Macdonald.
528
00:27:01,643 --> 00:27:03,497
Look at Jane Macdonald.
So why leave?
529
00:27:03,493 --> 00:27:04,721
Indeed.
530
00:27:04,718 --> 00:27:05,332
Which one's your ex?
531
00:27:04,718 --> 00:27:06,379
At the back.
532
00:27:06,369 --> 00:27:09,953
You'd be all right,
the size of his hands.
533
00:27:09,948 --> 00:27:11,233
They were the problem.
534
00:27:11,222 --> 00:27:11,995
In what way?
535
00:27:11,222 --> 00:27:13,452
'..teenager Ted Boden...'
536
00:27:13,449 --> 00:27:14,450
There's your dad!
537
00:27:15,506 --> 00:27:20,876
'..had attended a house party
after which he was brutally
attacked and later died.
538
00:27:20,874 --> 00:27:24,560
'The police have released
the images of suspects,
539
00:27:24,554 --> 00:27:27,864
'Carl Gallagher and Chesney Karib.
540
00:27:27,856 --> 00:27:32,452
'A witness statement claims
to have seen both men with the
victim shortly before his death.'
541
00:27:43,591 --> 00:27:45,127
I wanted to kill a man once.
542
00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:47,670
We didn't kill him!
543
00:27:47,661 --> 00:27:48,810
Looks that way.
544
00:27:48,802 --> 00:27:50,440
Ches, we need to get back.
545
00:27:50,437 --> 00:27:54,032
They've got fuck all evidence,
we've just got to tell the truth.
546
00:27:54,026 --> 00:27:55,527
And Jimmy'll come for us.
547
00:27:55,527 --> 00:27:56,596
Not if he's in jail.
548
00:27:56,591 --> 00:27:58,559
Brothers, uncles,
rest of his firm.
549
00:27:58,557 --> 00:28:00,206
We're on the run for murder.
550
00:28:00,202 --> 00:28:01,669
In for a penny!
551
00:28:01,669 --> 00:28:03,068
We're fucked either way.
552
00:28:03,057 --> 00:28:07,050
Remanded for killing Bonehead or
getting done in by wannabe gangsters.
553
00:28:07,047 --> 00:28:07,957
We'll get police protection.
554
00:28:07,949 --> 00:28:09,234
Yeah(!)
555
00:28:09,224 --> 00:28:13,354
Coz they're known for sympathy
when a brother's got problems.
556
00:28:13,348 --> 00:28:16,363
What protection? You're suspects!
557
00:28:16,352 --> 00:28:18,320
We need to get back and sort this.
558
00:28:18,315 --> 00:28:21,227
Will that lessen the threat
to your little brother?
559
00:28:26,070 --> 00:28:28,118
Contrary to
the trend of pub closures,
560
00:28:28,111 --> 00:28:29,954
and regardless of any recession,
561
00:28:29,947 --> 00:28:33,906
Chatsworth regulars still
find ways to attend their local pub.
562
00:28:51,615 --> 00:28:55,278
Scouse decoy service suspended.
You're not welcome.
563
00:28:55,272 --> 00:28:56,466
At least you're still speaking.
564
00:28:56,462 --> 00:28:57,747
You reckon?
565
00:28:57,737 --> 00:28:59,045
They can't have kept
you five minutes!
566
00:28:57,737 --> 00:29:00,865
Not the point.
567
00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:10,756
I'm not proud of myself.
568
00:29:10,748 --> 00:29:12,272
Save it, Winona.
569
00:29:12,263 --> 00:29:15,630
It's just that nothing beats
that adrenalin rush.
570
00:29:15,629 --> 00:29:18,302
Normal people stop
around their 15th birthday.
571
00:29:18,297 --> 00:29:19,912
I didn't start till I was 50.
572
00:29:19,909 --> 00:29:21,103
Well, you need help.
573
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:22,037
I'm getting it.
574
00:29:23,822 --> 00:29:25,153
I am sorry.
575
00:29:25,144 --> 00:29:28,580
I promise I won't
put you through that again.
576
00:29:28,573 --> 00:29:30,029
Fair enough.
577
00:29:30,027 --> 00:29:34,134
As well as the apology,
I came to talk about the calendar.
578
00:29:34,127 --> 00:29:36,300
My new white basque and the pom-poms?
579
00:29:36,297 --> 00:29:38,026
I'm a lovely snowman.
580
00:29:38,021 --> 00:29:42,321
I was wondering about getting
something to help the mood?
581
00:29:42,312 --> 00:29:46,703
You know, relax and
open the girls up a bit?
582
00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:50,809
A couple of them are really
quite shy. You know.
583
00:29:50,802 --> 00:29:54,112
Oh. And I can get
that sort of stuff?
584
00:29:54,104 --> 00:29:55,287
Can't you?
585
00:29:55,286 --> 00:29:57,299
I'll sort something out.
586
00:29:58,133 --> 00:30:00,875
Not that different
to the rest of us after all!
587
00:30:00,870 --> 00:30:04,727
Actually worse,
but pretending to be better?
588
00:30:04,716 --> 00:30:06,013
Hypocrites!
589
00:30:06,009 --> 00:30:09,274
It's OK. Wait and see. Sshhh.
590
00:30:14,115 --> 00:30:18,028
Leave it. Don't. No!
591
00:30:18,024 --> 00:30:20,470
You think you're a big man?
592
00:30:20,466 --> 00:30:23,469
Do the crime
but you can't do the time?
593
00:30:23,466 --> 00:30:24,478
Is that right?
594
00:30:24,467 --> 00:30:25,582
What's going on?
595
00:30:25,572 --> 00:30:29,076
And what's with the bullshit
statements, you lying slag?
596
00:30:29,073 --> 00:30:30,005
Hey. That's not nice.
597
00:30:30,003 --> 00:30:31,277
Stupid bitch!
598
00:30:31,271 --> 00:30:33,171
You think everyone's scared?
599
00:30:34,445 --> 00:30:35,628
You make me sick.
600
00:30:35,621 --> 00:30:36,565
Fuckin'...
601
00:30:42,309 --> 00:30:43,253
Get off.
602
00:30:44,302 --> 00:30:45,314
Out!
603
00:30:52,293 --> 00:30:55,148
SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC
604
00:30:55,143 --> 00:30:58,579
The war on terror
fucked me up big-time.
605
00:30:58,573 --> 00:31:02,555
Back home, the war on crime
raged all around.
606
00:31:02,547 --> 00:31:05,516
And the good guys were losing.
607
00:31:09,439 --> 00:31:11,327
CUT!
608
00:31:11,323 --> 00:31:12,073
Bramhall, please.
609
00:31:11,323 --> 00:31:13,268
Whoa, lady.
610
00:31:13,258 --> 00:31:16,386
I think you'll find I saw him first!
611
00:31:16,384 --> 00:31:18,397
We're making a film, love.
612
00:31:18,397 --> 00:31:20,149
Aren't we all.
613
00:31:20,147 --> 00:31:22,490
OK, let's go again, everyone.
From the top.
614
00:31:23,657 --> 00:31:25,477
My fucking arm's killing me!
615
00:31:28,299 --> 00:31:30,142
I still say it needs a stitch.
616
00:31:30,135 --> 00:31:35,107
Yeah, five-hour wait with overdosing
smack-heads for a scratch?
617
00:31:35,098 --> 00:31:37,453
No chance.
618
00:31:37,444 --> 00:31:38,832
Sorry.
619
00:31:38,824 --> 00:31:40,143
Don't worry about it.
620
00:31:40,142 --> 00:31:41,678
About everything.
621
00:31:41,677 --> 00:31:44,123
Now I'm feeling even more guilty.
622
00:31:44,114 --> 00:31:46,389
Don't use this to put
another downer on us.
623
00:31:46,386 --> 00:31:50,550
If Carl was still with you,
he wouldn't be fucking about
at parties.
624
00:31:50,545 --> 00:31:54,208
He wouldn't be in this sort of shit
and you wouldn't be getting whacked.
625
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:58,443
And if wasn't with you,
I could be at parties, off me head
626
00:31:58,434 --> 00:32:02,700
and risk getting raped or killed
by knobheads.
627
00:32:02,690 --> 00:32:04,681
What sort of way is
that to look at life?
628
00:32:08,078 --> 00:32:11,138
Here. You need it.
629
00:32:14,991 --> 00:32:18,324
Now that will get a party going.
630
00:32:18,314 --> 00:32:19,963
Not enough.
631
00:32:19,958 --> 00:32:22,301
You'll incite an orgy.
632
00:32:22,300 --> 00:32:24,143
Exactly!
633
00:32:24,136 --> 00:32:24,773
Garcon!
634
00:32:24,136 --> 00:32:26,570
Mam, we need a Scouser.
635
00:32:28,333 --> 00:32:30,585
What the fuck do you look like?
636
00:32:30,575 --> 00:32:32,258
Has anyone seen Liam?
637
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:42,621
Fucking gangsters, eh?
Eh, you remember, Lillian!
638
00:32:42,613 --> 00:32:44,376
You know, before Slack Alices,
639
00:32:44,369 --> 00:32:46,746
me and our Bernard sent the Krays
packing.
640
00:32:46,746 --> 00:32:48,782
You'd have been about eight!
641
00:32:48,773 --> 00:32:53,255
Platform seven, Piccadilly station,
stood at the back, QSG.
642
00:32:53,252 --> 00:32:55,527
Showed the "Cockneys", all right.
643
00:32:55,523 --> 00:32:57,013
The shopping channel?
644
00:32:57,007 --> 00:33:00,192
Not QS - Quality Street Gang,
645
00:33:00,182 --> 00:33:04,198
you know, Tommy the Hat, Benny Axes,
Kenny the Dope. You know.
646
00:33:04,193 --> 00:33:06,536
Manchester's finest.
647
00:33:06,532 --> 00:33:08,181
I prefer Roses.
648
00:33:15,933 --> 00:33:18,845
# Raindrops keep falling on my head
649
00:33:19,905 --> 00:33:22,533
# But that doesn't mean my eyes
will soon... #
650
00:33:22,523 --> 00:33:24,536
You're like ET.
651
00:33:24,534 --> 00:33:27,765
# ..Crying's not for me
652
00:33:27,757 --> 00:33:30,965
# Cos I'm never going
to stop the rain... #
653
00:33:30,964 --> 00:33:33,683
No, not round here.
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
654
00:33:33,677 --> 00:33:35,213
What's wrong?
655
00:33:35,209 --> 00:33:37,086
Just not here.
656
00:33:45,700 --> 00:33:47,759
Come on, mate. Enjoy it while we can.
657
00:33:47,757 --> 00:33:48,781
I'm trying.
658
00:33:49,813 --> 00:33:52,873
She was a bit lively
getting you away from there.
659
00:33:54,022 --> 00:33:55,796
Sacred spaces.
660
00:33:55,793 --> 00:33:57,932
She's right into me, though.
661
00:33:57,931 --> 00:33:59,512
She could be your mam!
662
00:34:01,168 --> 00:34:04,319
MILF with her own weed farm -
could it get any better?
663
00:34:06,379 --> 00:34:08,244
See you later.
664
00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:12,051
So you've had no boyfriends at all
since your ex?
665
00:34:12,049 --> 00:34:12,890
How long's he been dead?
666
00:34:12,049 --> 00:34:15,382
Couple of years.
667
00:34:15,373 --> 00:34:17,443
That's a long time without a man.
668
00:34:17,433 --> 00:34:18,775
Maybe.
669
00:34:18,772 --> 00:34:19,978
You don't talk about him much.
670
00:34:18,772 --> 00:34:21,218
That's right.
671
00:34:21,215 --> 00:34:24,662
But you started to.
672
00:34:24,651 --> 00:34:26,767
Penile cancer sounds nasty.
673
00:34:26,766 --> 00:34:28,279
Change the channel.
674
00:34:28,269 --> 00:34:30,203
Just change the channel.
675
00:34:30,199 --> 00:34:32,338
It's not contagious, is it?
676
00:34:32,335 --> 00:34:33,632
Just kept going on and on.
677
00:34:48,548 --> 00:34:50,721
You're right.
678
00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:53,484
It's been too long.
679
00:34:58,809 --> 00:35:00,071
I think she's up for it.
680
00:35:00,068 --> 00:35:01,638
Never(!)
681
00:35:01,634 --> 00:35:03,010
What's up with you?
682
00:35:03,005 --> 00:35:05,405
Let's see where your
dick takes us this time.
683
00:35:05,401 --> 00:35:07,665
Don't be like that.
She might want both of us.
684
00:35:11,675 --> 00:35:12,915
Give her one from me.
685
00:35:27,824 --> 00:35:29,519
Oh, no more!
686
00:35:37,446 --> 00:35:39,892
FUCK!
687
00:35:39,883 --> 00:35:44,035
PHONE RINGS
688
00:35:53,510 --> 00:35:56,582
'Carl, you always say "see you".'
689
00:36:09,865 --> 00:36:14,052
You'll be perfect for the part.
It's been a nightmare getting extras.
690
00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:15,309
Do we share the prize money?
691
00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:17,882
Why? You're pulling out anyway.
692
00:36:17,877 --> 00:36:20,311
We sacrifice our project
for a greater cause.
693
00:36:20,301 --> 00:36:21,768
You're not doing
anything about Jimmy.
694
00:36:21,766 --> 00:36:24,451
Seems everyone is
too scared to do anything.
695
00:36:24,448 --> 00:36:25,631
It's not our fight.
696
00:36:25,622 --> 00:36:29,945
You know, the surveillance
can look after itself.
697
00:36:32,237 --> 00:36:35,400
All right.
We'll split the winnings.
698
00:36:35,396 --> 00:36:36,681
OK.
699
00:36:44,611 --> 00:36:50,345
For some reason, my new bird
didn't understand me.
700
00:36:50,334 --> 00:36:51,756
I love the start of this.
701
00:36:56,030 --> 00:36:58,271
Are you right in the head?
702
00:36:58,263 --> 00:37:00,538
Lots of couples watch these films.
703
00:37:00,531 --> 00:37:01,975
On a first date?
704
00:37:05,635 --> 00:37:07,808
And...cut
705
00:37:07,808 --> 00:37:10,094
Great. Well done, team.
706
00:37:13,274 --> 00:37:15,572
All across the estate...
707
00:37:17,125 --> 00:37:19,411
Why won't the council sort it?
708
00:37:19,407 --> 00:37:23,275
Smackheads, crackheads,
rapists, murderers...
709
00:37:23,274 --> 00:37:25,083
Does me in.
710
00:37:25,072 --> 00:37:27,097
Looking for a good time?
711
00:37:27,086 --> 00:37:29,486
Cabbages me napper...
712
00:37:29,482 --> 00:37:31,347
Sends me under.
713
00:37:37,518 --> 00:37:40,919
Then I sussedit.
714
00:37:40,913 --> 00:37:45,100
Even though my swede kept pounding...
715
00:37:45,098 --> 00:37:46,872
Save just one little lamb...
716
00:37:46,870 --> 00:37:51,443
Save one...and the buzzing might
stop and the headaches go away.
717
00:37:55,725 --> 00:37:59,229
Damp pissflaps for the first time
in years girls.
718
00:37:59,220 --> 00:38:02,030
Right! Come on.
719
00:38:02,029 --> 00:38:03,485
Oh, come on, give it here.
720
00:38:41,188 --> 00:38:43,190
Not so posh now, are you, girls?
721
00:38:48,676 --> 00:38:49,984
Can you hear me now?
722
00:38:54,688 --> 00:38:56,053
Can you hear me now?
723
00:38:56,045 --> 00:38:57,251
Ian?
724
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:01,879
Yeah?
725
00:39:03,018 --> 00:39:05,304
I fancy a drink.
726
00:39:05,299 --> 00:39:06,027
Have you got a death wish?
727
00:39:05,299 --> 00:39:07,574
He won't stop me.
728
00:39:07,566 --> 00:39:09,488
You don't think?
729
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,300
Are you going somewhere?
730
00:39:11,299 --> 00:39:13,267
Yeah I got something to do.
731
00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:15,682
What's this?
732
00:39:15,673 --> 00:39:18,551
Oh-ho! Now who's got a death wish?
733
00:39:18,544 --> 00:39:20,444
Have you got any better ideas?
734
00:39:20,444 --> 00:39:24,960
It's not Micky's movie!
Somebody might come forward.
735
00:39:24,956 --> 00:39:26,992
The whole estate's shit-scared.
736
00:39:26,985 --> 00:39:28,589
He's not gonna just admit to it.
737
00:39:28,581 --> 00:39:30,401
So I'll, I'll have to be subtle.
738
00:39:30,401 --> 00:39:33,290
Ian, it's not the time
to play the hero.
739
00:39:33,282 --> 00:39:34,567
I'm no hero.
740
00:39:34,566 --> 00:39:36,500
I steal my brother's girl
741
00:39:36,496 --> 00:39:38,430
then stand and watch her
get hit with a pool cue.
742
00:39:38,426 --> 00:39:39,563
Stop!
743
00:39:41,570 --> 00:39:44,221
I don't know how anyone
could hit a woman.
744
00:39:44,220 --> 00:39:46,984
You'd be surprised.
745
00:39:46,979 --> 00:39:48,264
Why d'you get with him?
746
00:39:48,256 --> 00:39:49,985
He didn't start out like that.
747
00:39:49,975 --> 00:39:52,205
I guess we both changed.
748
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,168
Still no excuse.
749
00:39:58,071 --> 00:40:00,596
He broke six of my ribs once.
750
00:40:00,589 --> 00:40:03,183
Scum.
751
00:40:03,176 --> 00:40:05,724
You're sweet now, though.
752
00:40:05,722 --> 00:40:07,895
I wish my life was this sorted.
753
00:40:07,886 --> 00:40:09,126
D'you reckon?
754
00:40:09,116 --> 00:40:11,038
What more could you want?
755
00:40:11,028 --> 00:40:14,316
I wouldn't be so sure
I'm that good a role model.
756
00:40:18,632 --> 00:40:21,453
(SOBS)
757
00:40:21,447 --> 00:40:23,005
He can't stop you any more.
758
00:40:23,002 --> 00:40:26,563
You could just go back on the boats.
759
00:40:26,554 --> 00:40:27,578
He can.
760
00:40:27,576 --> 00:40:28,861
How?
761
00:40:34,596 --> 00:40:37,474
Oh, shit!
762
00:40:40,368 --> 00:40:41,596
Fuckin' kill you!
763
00:40:43,126 --> 00:40:44,662
Please!
764
00:41:00,928 --> 00:41:03,146
I'm more a prisoner than before.
765
00:41:04,757 --> 00:41:07,612
If I ever leave,
then they find the body.
766
00:41:09,303 --> 00:41:12,591
What do you think's left
down there after two years?
767
00:41:12,588 --> 00:41:15,648
Bet his hands are still as big.
768
00:41:16,707 --> 00:41:18,550
Pigs eat anything, don't they?
769
00:41:21,830 --> 00:41:23,718
No way, Chesney.
770
00:41:26,697 --> 00:41:29,268
Harris'd love a break
from that diet.
771
00:41:31,725 --> 00:41:34,057
All right, mate.
772
00:41:34,053 --> 00:41:35,111
You having a laugh?
773
00:41:35,105 --> 00:41:36,174
Are you?
774
00:41:36,174 --> 00:41:38,460
What is it with you and my family?
775
00:41:38,457 --> 00:41:42,006
You must mean Carl, cos
I ain't got round to Liam yet.
776
00:41:42,002 --> 00:41:43,424
Where is he?
777
00:41:43,413 --> 00:41:48,487
You think I'm stupid? I found
a camera. You do think I'm stupid.
778
00:42:03,399 --> 00:42:04,673
I'm getting out of here.
779
00:42:07,277 --> 00:42:08,198
When?
780
00:42:08,191 --> 00:42:10,011
Now.
781
00:42:10,006 --> 00:42:11,394
Right.
782
00:42:13,428 --> 00:42:15,896
I'm coming with you.
783
00:42:15,894 --> 00:42:17,202
What about the weed?
784
00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:19,465
Your new bird?
785
00:43:18,636 --> 00:43:21,446
SCREAMS
786
00:43:34,849 --> 00:43:37,135
Great ambition.
They should be really proud.
787
00:43:37,135 --> 00:43:42,357
(POSH ACCENT) Possibly as innovative
as the original, considering
the budget.
788
00:43:42,349 --> 00:43:45,819
I thought you were a Scouser?
789
00:43:45,817 --> 00:43:47,250
The Wirral.
790
00:43:51,125 --> 00:43:54,800
'The hurricane of retribution
flushed the shit down the drain.
791
00:43:54,796 --> 00:43:58,288
'Me napper wasn't shredded.
The buzzing was a quiet beep.
792
00:43:58,284 --> 00:44:00,764
'The dealers got fucked off
as flowers bloomed
793
00:44:00,756 --> 00:44:02,860
'and kiddies' laughter
filled the air.
794
00:44:02,854 --> 00:44:05,334
'Old people went back in the park.
795
00:44:05,330 --> 00:44:08,777
'I married Beatrice
and we adopted Jodie.
796
00:44:08,775 --> 00:44:13,747
'United won yet another treble
and we all lived happily ever after.
797
00:44:15,381 --> 00:44:17,941
SMATTERING OF APPLAUSE
798
00:44:17,936 --> 00:44:21,531
EVERYONE APPLAUDS
799
00:44:35,489 --> 00:44:38,572
Your little cocktail certainly
livened proceedings at the WI.
800
00:44:38,567 --> 00:44:41,240
52 copies sold already.
801
00:44:41,232 --> 00:44:45,908
12.99.
Threadbare-rug-munching.com.
802
00:44:45,907 --> 00:44:48,080
Some sick fucks out there.
803
00:44:48,078 --> 00:44:49,488
Check February...
804
00:44:55,739 --> 00:44:58,344
'There's a better way
of phrasing that law of physics
805
00:44:58,340 --> 00:44:59,853
'opposite reaction thing...
806
00:44:59,847 --> 00:45:02,771
'Just say it the way
we do round here.
807
00:45:02,769 --> 00:45:05,841
'What goes around comes around,
and that.'
808
00:45:08,392 --> 00:45:09,324
Blood?!
809
00:45:12,413 --> 00:45:16,577
'Cos now it's time
to stop all the bullshit.
810
00:45:16,577 --> 00:45:22,948
'Stop flapping. Galvanise. Stick
together in the name of righteousness
811
00:45:22,940 --> 00:45:26,012
'and that.
Do the right things, innit?'
812
00:45:26,010 --> 00:45:27,045
DOOR SLAMS
813
00:45:28,625 --> 00:45:31,674
Y'all right, all right?
814
00:45:31,673 --> 00:45:32,731
Ian?
815
00:45:45,024 --> 00:45:48,608
Please, Carl. Just come home.
816
00:45:48,603 --> 00:45:50,321
They're on to you already.
817
00:45:50,311 --> 00:45:51,608
You're firing blanks?
818
00:45:51,605 --> 00:45:54,392
It's a terrible affliction.
We put our heads together
819
00:45:54,382 --> 00:45:56,441
and come up with a solution.
820
00:45:56,439 --> 00:45:59,761
You won't know which is which.
Think Kelly'll be up for it?
821
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:01,876
We all know
who's really responsible.
822
00:46:01,865 --> 00:46:05,153
If you don't fess up,
I'll fucking kill ya.
823
00:46:05,152 --> 00:46:07,279
Things can go back
to the way they were.
824
00:46:07,274 --> 00:46:08,559
No. They can't.
825
00:46:08,550 --> 00:46:09,847
Yeah, they can.
826
00:46:09,842 --> 00:46:11,286
Are you sure you want to do this?
827
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,931
Gallagher!
828
00:46:13,930 --> 00:46:15,693
Yeah that's right. run after him.
829
00:46:15,683 --> 00:46:19,972
I'm leaving.
830
00:47:00,060 --> 00:47:02,836
SHOUTING
831
00:47:19,688 --> 00:47:20,734
Cut!
832
00:47:20,728 --> 00:47:22,753
Cut!
833
00:47:23,820 --> 00:47:25,856
Fucking hell, Frank.
834
00:47:25,848 --> 00:47:28,043
All right, here you go then.
835
00:47:28,033 --> 00:47:30,319
Quadroplegia.
836
00:48:45,384 --> 00:48:47,022
Uh-hm?
837
00:48:47,022 --> 00:48:49,104
(grunting and snorting)
838
00:48:50,027 --> 00:48:51,483
(grunting)
839
00:48:51,623 --> 00:48:52,521
THUD
840
00:48:55,399 --> 00:48:57,845
(slowing footsteps)
841
00:48:59,381 --> 00:49:01,087
(snorting)
842
00:49:01,762 --> 00:49:04,583
(grunting and growling)
843
00:49:06,633 --> 00:49:07,975
Mm-hm...
844
00:49:09,250 --> 00:49:10,387
Hrrrgh!
845
00:49:11,066 --> 00:49:13,091
(low moan)
846
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:38,776
Pain when moving?
847
00:49:38,771 --> 00:49:41,740
Voltarol Pain-eze tablets provide
powerful pain and...
848
00:49:41,740 --> 00:49:43,935
..inflammation relief because it's
pain relieving power is...
849
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,202
..concentrated exactly
where you need it.
850
00:49:46,450 --> 00:49:48,327
Voltaral Pain-eze tablets...
851
00:49:48,317 --> 00:49:50,103
..relieves pain and helps keep
you moving.
852
00:49:50,101 --> 00:49:51,875
Chosen by millions Worldwide.
853
00:49:54,618 --> 00:49:57,542
You know that bit of money you've
put aside? Not doing much, is it?
854
00:49:57,727 --> 00:50:00,161
No. But with a tax-free ISA
from Barclays,
855
00:50:00,355 --> 00:50:02,391
it can perform better
than you thought.
856
00:50:02,546 --> 00:50:06,016
# The sun'll come out tomorrow
857
00:50:06,144 --> 00:50:08,738
# Bet your bottom dollar that...
858
00:50:08,885 --> 00:50:10,125
Oh, there you are, you see.
859
00:50:10,270 --> 00:50:11,555
"Perform better than you thought."
860
00:50:11,546 --> 00:50:14,060
I wondered where this one was going.
861
00:50:14,198 --> 00:50:15,847
# Tomorrow!
862
00:50:15,988 --> 00:50:17,558
# Tomorrow!
863
00:50:17,548 --> 00:50:20,039
# You're always a day away!
864
00:50:20,295 --> 00:50:21,307
Take one
small step
865
00:50:21,515 --> 00:50:23,187
and open a tax-free
ISA from:
866
00:50:25,363 --> 00:50:29,777
At British Gas, we know
it hasn't been easy this winter.
867
00:50:30,014 --> 00:50:33,142
That's why we're dropping
our gas prices again.
868
00:50:33,318 --> 00:50:35,206
So now we have the cheapest
869
00:50:35,330 --> 00:50:38,504
standard gas and electricity tariff
870
00:50:38,633 --> 00:50:40,419
of any major supplier in Britain.
871
00:50:45,361 --> 00:50:46,703
To find out about the cheapest
872
00:50:46,872 --> 00:50:49,511
standard dual fuel, go online.
873
00:50:49,769 --> 00:50:52,533
Look after your world this winter
with:
874
00:51:28,764 --> 00:51:31,631
# Welcome to my world
875
00:51:34,973 --> 00:51:37,385
# Won't you come on in?
876
00:51:41,546 --> 00:51:44,253
# Welcome to my world
877
00:51:46,883 --> 00:51:48,680
# Built with you in mind
878
00:51:48,829 --> 00:51:51,616
New Sensatori holidays from Thomson.
879
00:51:51,754 --> 00:51:53,187
Built with you in mind.
880
00:53:34,157 --> 00:53:37,308
This programme contains
strong language and violence.
881
00:53:37,303 --> 00:53:40,261
Emily! This is my...friend, Lara.
882
00:53:40,252 --> 00:53:41,810
This is my friend, Mandy.
883
00:53:41,805 --> 00:53:42,908
Have you already met?
884
00:53:42,908 --> 00:53:44,694
Yeah. It was a coincidence.
885
00:53:44,689 --> 00:53:45,747
'What's going on?'
886
00:53:45,738 --> 00:53:47,308
Nothing.
887
00:53:47,306 --> 00:53:49,604
James, aren't you supposed
to be in jail?
888
00:53:49,599 --> 00:53:50,839
Yes.
889
00:53:50,832 --> 00:53:52,436
You can't just stay here!
890
00:53:52,431 --> 00:53:54,456
Effie, what the fuck is going on?
891
00:53:54,455 --> 00:53:55,626
You didn't reply.
892
00:53:59,226 --> 00:54:01,979
Freddie! Effie won't
come out of the toilet.
893
00:54:01,970 --> 00:54:02,880
You left her alone?
894
00:54:06,470 --> 00:54:11,294
She's going to need us
to help rebuild her again.
895
00:54:47,552 --> 00:54:50,419
MAN: What are you thinking about?
896
00:54:50,418 --> 00:54:51,840
My brother.
897
00:54:54,934 --> 00:54:57,539
What about him?
898
00:54:57,534 --> 00:55:00,332
Nothing.
899
00:55:00,326 --> 00:55:02,248
Something happened to him,
didn't it?
900
00:55:04,778 --> 00:55:06,871
Lots of things happened to him.
901
00:55:06,869 --> 00:55:09,588
He was born almost a month late.
902
00:55:09,582 --> 00:55:12,403
Won a poetry competition when
he was eight and met Sarah Ferguson.
903
00:55:13,954 --> 00:55:18,550
Got the highest mark for
a first-year essay in Cardiff's
history.
904
00:55:18,550 --> 00:55:25,592
And somewhere in there, he was hit
by a bus and nearly killed, right?
905
00:55:27,158 --> 00:55:30,207
Why don't you tell me about that?
906
00:55:30,198 --> 00:55:31,745
Why that?
907
00:55:31,743 --> 00:55:33,586
Why not the good stuff?
908
00:55:33,582 --> 00:55:35,857
Because I'm not interested in it.
909
00:55:41,050 --> 00:55:43,905
Tell me what happened to
your brother, Elizabeth.
910
00:55:43,894 --> 00:55:45,054
From the start.
911
00:55:47,242 --> 00:55:51,030
(# LOW ANTHEM:
Oh My God, Charlie Darwin)
912
00:55:51,022 --> 00:55:57,200
# Set the sails
I feel the winds a'stirring
913
00:56:01,083 --> 00:56:07,386
# Towards the bright horizon
Set the way... #
914
00:56:07,379 --> 00:56:11,133
WOMAN: OK, on three.
915
00:56:11,131 --> 00:56:14,373
One, two...
916
00:56:15,630 --> 00:56:18,827
Johann! Stop it! Johann!
917
00:56:18,821 --> 00:56:21,335
- Stop it, right now!
- (JOHANN YELLS)
918
00:56:22,954 --> 00:56:25,582
Come here!
Come here!
919
00:56:34,378 --> 00:56:41,659
# ...Who could heed the words
of Charlie Darwin?
920
00:56:45,198 --> 00:56:51,307
# Fighting for the system
built to fail... #
921
00:57:01,790 --> 00:57:04,258
Ooh! You said you were cold.
922
00:57:07,512 --> 00:57:11,403
I don't recognise it.
923
00:57:11,403 --> 00:57:13,803
It's Freddie's.
924
00:57:13,794 --> 00:57:14,954
Oh. Do you want me to get you
another one?
925
00:57:14,954 --> 00:57:17,593
No. It's fine. I'll keep it.
926
00:57:36,948 --> 00:57:39,712
You're doing so well, sweetheart.
927
00:57:41,368 --> 00:57:43,654
There's a bus coming.
Tony doesn't see it.
928
00:57:45,516 --> 00:57:47,177
He's distracted.
929
00:57:51,454 --> 00:57:54,958
It hits him. Runs him over.
930
00:57:54,948 --> 00:57:57,644
He's in the gutter
and he's bleeding.
931
00:57:59,255 --> 00:58:00,699
He looks dead.
932
00:58:02,782 --> 00:58:05,103
Open your eyes.
933
00:58:08,798 --> 00:58:10,129
Well done, Elizabeth.
934
00:58:10,122 --> 00:58:13,876
It's taken you three weeks
to tell me that story.
935
00:58:15,660 --> 00:58:16,684
How do you feel?
936
00:58:16,677 --> 00:58:18,121
Awful.
937
00:58:20,846 --> 00:58:23,314
I'd like us to try something now.
938
00:58:23,305 --> 00:58:25,990
I want you to close your eyes again
939
00:58:25,986 --> 00:58:29,478
and imagine that bus never hit Tony.
940
00:58:29,478 --> 00:58:31,378
Can you do that for me?
941
00:58:31,377 --> 00:58:32,605
But it did hit him.
942
00:58:32,602 --> 00:58:33,660
It's just an exercise.
943
00:58:33,658 --> 00:58:36,218
Try to imagine it never happened.
944
00:58:39,964 --> 00:58:41,818
OK.
945
00:58:45,134 --> 00:58:47,204
Make a picture in your head.
946
00:58:49,682 --> 00:58:51,832
What do you see?
947
00:58:52,938 --> 00:58:56,840
Tony, standing by the road.
948
00:58:57,964 --> 00:58:59,477
He's laughing.
949
00:58:59,470 --> 00:59:00,914
Good.
950
00:59:06,488 --> 00:59:07,420
Afternoon.
951
00:59:09,052 --> 00:59:11,327
How's the real world?
952
00:59:11,318 --> 00:59:13,604
Fine.
953
00:59:19,393 --> 00:59:22,157
Well, I don't know, actually.
954
00:59:22,146 --> 00:59:23,784
Me and Emily,
955
00:59:23,781 --> 00:59:29,356
we're all...
Since...the...
956
00:59:29,350 --> 00:59:32,376
You know.
And I don't know what we're doing,
957
00:59:32,368 --> 00:59:35,781
if we're OK or if we're about to
break up.
958
00:59:35,781 --> 00:59:39,808
Sometimes I think
she can read my mind.
959
00:59:39,804 --> 00:59:41,772
I seriously do.
960
00:59:41,770 --> 00:59:44,785
I mean, is that normal?
961
00:59:44,782 --> 00:59:46,545
Is that what you...?
962
00:59:50,287 --> 00:59:51,367
Eff?
963
00:59:51,358 --> 00:59:54,668
You think you're going mad,
so you came to see me
964
00:59:54,658 --> 00:59:56,614
to see what a mad person looks like?
965
00:59:56,605 --> 00:59:58,698
No!
966
00:59:58,696 --> 01:00:00,254
No.
967
01:00:02,639 --> 01:00:04,493
No.
968
01:00:04,488 --> 01:00:05,580
Yes.
969
01:00:05,576 --> 01:00:08,136
Listen to me very carefully, Naomi.
970
01:00:08,128 --> 01:00:11,234
You need to get a message
to the Dog Lord of Azerbaijan.
971
01:00:11,223 --> 01:00:12,884
He's got my toilet ticket.
972
01:00:20,094 --> 01:00:22,016
Oh, God, what are they giving you?!
973
01:00:22,009 --> 01:00:23,215
And can I have some?
974
01:00:24,850 --> 01:00:28,581
This whole thing
with this girl, Sophia.
975
01:00:28,573 --> 01:00:31,110
Why don't you just imagine
it never happened?
976
01:00:33,642 --> 01:00:35,325
But it did.
977
01:00:35,323 --> 01:00:40,010
Yeah, but if you tried to
think like you didn't...
978
01:00:40,002 --> 01:00:42,277
But...
979
01:00:44,572 --> 01:00:48,019
Am I missing something?
980
01:00:48,017 --> 01:00:50,611
You can't change
what's already happened.
981
01:00:50,604 --> 01:00:52,048
I wish you could.
982
01:00:53,002 --> 01:00:57,883
But...you just can't.
983
01:02:22,663 --> 01:02:26,064
..then Mrs White said-
Lucy, gotta go now. Bye.
984
01:02:29,864 --> 01:02:32,003
Whenever Dad calls,
he's always on his mobile.
985
01:02:31,998 --> 01:02:34,353
It's like he just
doesn't want to talk to me.
986
01:02:34,348 --> 01:02:36,293
Of course, he does...!
987
01:02:36,284 --> 01:02:38,559
I've just been talking to her.
She's really upset.
988
01:02:39,592 --> 01:02:41,196
It's your dad.
989
01:02:41,188 --> 01:02:42,962
Hey, Dad. Hey, Lucy-Lou.
990
01:02:43,376 --> 01:02:46,231
If a conversation's worth having,
use your BT landline.
991
01:02:46,226 --> 01:02:48,137
Oh, and Mum's getting married
to Adam.
992
01:02:53,406 --> 01:02:54,930
Uh-hm?
993
01:02:55,044 --> 01:02:57,080
(grunting and snorting)
994
01:02:58,042 --> 01:02:59,464
(grunting)
995
01:02:59,592 --> 01:03:00,536
THUD
996
01:03:03,481 --> 01:03:05,836
(slowing footsteps)
997
01:03:07,422 --> 01:03:09,037
(snorting)
998
01:03:09,778 --> 01:03:12,554
(grunting and growling)
999
01:03:14,651 --> 01:03:15,982
Mm-hm...
1000
01:03:17,220 --> 01:03:18,323
Hrrrgh!
1001
01:03:19,058 --> 01:03:21,026
(low moan)
1002
01:03:22,844 --> 01:03:23,742
What do you think?
1003
01:03:24,775 --> 01:03:25,582
( Children laugh )
Sir, it suits you!
1004
01:03:25,886 --> 01:03:29,902
There you go, put that on your head,
that's lovely Princess Miranda...
1005
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:30,881
( Children laugh )
1006
01:03:30,877 --> 01:03:32,037
..I'm liking that, that's good!
1007
01:03:32,370 --> 01:03:34,156
Teaching children
about the solar system...
1008
01:03:34,474 --> 01:03:35,736
..doesn't have to take
place in the classroom.
1009
01:03:36,126 --> 01:03:39,334
If it's 0.6 it'll be...
..Twelve o'clock!
..It'll be 60.
1010
01:03:39,331 --> 01:03:40,992
Here you go, that's 240 metres.
1011
01:03:40,982 --> 01:03:41,892
And rotate please!
1012
01:03:42,064 --> 01:03:43,952
Keep moving, spin.
1013
01:03:43,948 --> 01:03:45,085
Keep going!
1014
01:03:45,263 --> 01:03:46,457
( Children laugh )
1015
01:03:46,631 --> 01:03:47,802
Mercyry, where are you going?!
1016
01:03:47,950 --> 01:03:52,125
Visit:
1017
01:04:22,517 --> 01:04:23,734
Morning!
1018
01:04:23,896 --> 01:04:25,170
Morning, love.
1019
01:04:26,034 --> 01:04:28,662
£20? That's more than normal.
1020
01:04:29,364 --> 01:04:31,764
How much have you
been spending at Tesco?
1021
01:04:31,758 --> 01:04:33,202
Er, just the usual.
1022
01:04:33,349 --> 01:04:36,170
She must be spending a fortune.
I mean, look what turned up.
1023
01:04:36,311 --> 01:04:37,881
Perhaps she's having an affair?
1024
01:04:38,060 --> 01:04:39,721
Well, I mean,
she's a good-looking woman.
1025
01:04:39,899 --> 01:04:42,390
You'll be saying I need
to start following her next.
1026
01:04:45,514 --> 01:04:46,902
# BANJO
1027
01:04:50,762 --> 01:04:53,162
At Tesco, you earn double
Clubcard points
1028
01:04:53,368 --> 01:04:54,278
across
the store.
1029
01:04:54,370 --> 01:04:55,769
So you used to get one point
1030
01:04:55,906 --> 01:04:57,567
for every pound you spend -
1031
01:04:57,738 --> 01:04:59,399
now you
get two.
1032
01:04:59,591 --> 01:05:00,888
Hello, what are
you doing here?
1033
01:05:01,030 --> 01:05:02,304
Er...
1034
01:05:02,526 --> 01:05:04,460
You left this
on the kitchen table.
1035
01:05:04,453 --> 01:05:05,511
Oh...
1036
01:05:05,508 --> 01:05:07,669
What would I do without you?!
1037
01:05:07,935 --> 01:05:14,761
Earn twice as many
points at Tesco.
71696
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