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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,445 --> 00:00:04,546 Anyone watching, thinking we know fuck all 2 00:00:04,547 --> 00:00:07,647 about owt, needs to watch their back... 3 00:00:08,445 --> 00:00:13,108 So you've had your Labour reclassifying skunk, sending prices sky high. 4 00:00:13,150 --> 00:00:16,874 Literally... literally... taking the grass from its own roots! 5 00:00:16,913 --> 00:00:19,756 Now you've got your Con-Dem-Nation. 6 00:00:19,803 --> 00:00:23,401 Liberals noshing Tories like altar boys picking dimps up! 7 00:00:23,424 --> 00:00:27,092 Have we had a national fucking stroke or what? 8 00:00:27,180 --> 00:00:31,059 Is revolution a word or was it never? 9 00:00:31,060 --> 00:00:33,942 Anybody watching needs to know, we cope 10 00:00:33,943 --> 00:00:36,823 better than average with irony in Chatsworth. 11 00:00:36,854 --> 00:00:40,339 Well, for fuck's sake, we live in Manchester 12 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:43,099 and they charge us for water! 13 00:00:43,100 --> 00:00:45,713 I wandered lonely as a clown 14 00:00:45,744 --> 00:00:48,143 Necking mushrooms rarely found 15 00:00:48,190 --> 00:00:51,619 This green and pleasant land in ancient times... 16 00:00:51,620 --> 00:00:54,219 Yak, yak, yak, yak, yak! 17 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:57,499 It's not theirs any more. 18 00:00:57,500 --> 00:00:59,979 This is our England now! 19 00:01:00,745 --> 00:01:02,769 Pa-a-arty! 20 00:01:02,793 --> 00:01:04,918 Sync and Corrections by APOLLO www.addic7ed.com 21 00:01:20,260 --> 00:01:24,402 'When I was little, me mam used to say "If someone hurt you, 22 00:01:24,457 --> 00:01:26,020 '"hurt 'em back." 23 00:01:28,449 --> 00:01:30,145 'An eye for an eye. 24 00:01:30,176 --> 00:01:32,059 'Tooth for a tooth. 25 00:01:33,106 --> 00:01:34,819 'She said we'd be OK doing that, 26 00:01:34,820 --> 00:01:38,179 'because wherever we went in the world, whatever we did... 27 00:01:38,180 --> 00:01:41,293 'there'd be an angel watching over us. 28 00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:49,909 'Well, I don't know about anyone else's angel, 29 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:52,229 'but I've always thought mine must be, like, 30 00:01:52,230 --> 00:01:56,408 'a psycho knobhead one, getting off on me doing the wrong thing. 31 00:01:56,455 --> 00:01:59,629 'And I'll tell you this for nothing. 32 00:01:59,630 --> 00:02:02,267 'It does my fucking head in.' 33 00:02:21,488 --> 00:02:25,487 (WOMAN GROANS) 34 00:02:27,694 --> 00:02:31,693 (WOMAN PANTS) 35 00:02:42,906 --> 00:02:46,029 Spock! Ha-ha! 36 00:02:55,470 --> 00:02:57,229 Have you seriously no shame, you? 37 00:02:57,230 --> 00:02:59,606 Using pictures of your babby to get into the 38 00:02:59,607 --> 00:03:01,982 knickers of some unsuspecting slappers? 39 00:03:02,029 --> 00:03:05,669 Fuck off! I'm not trying to get into anyone's knickers! 40 00:03:05,670 --> 00:03:07,869 Unlike yous lot, I'm not desperate and sad 41 00:03:07,870 --> 00:03:10,629 and with bollocks like space hoppers due to underuse. 44 00:03:14,997 --> 00:03:17,669 I shagged your mam before we come out, so I'm sorted. 45 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:21,749 You don't "shag" me mam. You "make love" to her. 46 00:03:21,790 --> 00:03:23,712 Stop talking! What are you doing? 47 00:03:23,751 --> 00:03:25,360 Why would you speak about that? 48 00:03:25,391 --> 00:03:28,369 Tell me again why we can't fucking kill him? 49 00:03:45,067 --> 00:03:46,358 I think I'm in love. 50 00:03:46,398 --> 00:03:47,824 Where? 51 00:03:54,783 --> 00:03:57,267 Come on. Power in numbers. 52 00:04:01,377 --> 00:04:02,869 So do you work or are you a student, or what? 53 00:04:02,916 --> 00:04:05,861 Cheeky bastard! Do I look like a student? 54 00:04:05,911 --> 00:04:08,166 You smell like one. 55 00:04:10,670 --> 00:04:12,283 Going for a tom tit. 56 00:04:13,422 --> 00:04:15,752 If you must know, I'm a serial killer. 57 00:04:15,767 --> 00:04:17,056 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 58 00:04:17,103 --> 00:04:19,900 I've murdered shit loads o'people, haven't I, Jade? 59 00:04:19,970 --> 00:04:21,358 Buried them beneath the patio. 60 00:04:21,392 --> 00:04:23,174 Huge patio. 61 00:04:23,213 --> 00:04:26,825 Skin them alive, making a suit out of mi' victims' flesh. 62 00:04:26,870 --> 00:04:28,509 Yeah I've heard of that. It's kinky. 63 00:04:28,533 --> 00:04:29,892 The suit's not for me. 64 00:04:29,942 --> 00:04:33,583 It's for my dog. So we can go out, like two mates, instead of me 65 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:35,052 and woman's best friend. 66 00:04:35,536 --> 00:04:36,794 So, you like dogs? 67 00:04:36,825 --> 00:04:38,749 Just Dalmatians. 68 00:04:39,558 --> 00:04:41,509 Cruella deVille thing. 69 00:04:42,261 --> 00:04:44,669 You are the weirdest person I have ever met! 70 00:04:44,670 --> 00:04:48,669 (LAUGHS) Well, I certainly fucking hope so. 71 00:04:51,150 --> 00:04:55,149 DANCE MUSIC 72 00:05:10,300 --> 00:05:12,619 Put it away, I've just had me dinner. 73 00:05:12,620 --> 00:05:13,779 What did you have? 74 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:16,979 Move! 75 00:05:16,980 --> 00:05:18,779 Don't say I never give you nothing. 76 00:05:18,780 --> 00:05:22,779 Oh, God, sorry, that was work. 77 00:05:22,780 --> 00:05:24,699 I've got to shoot. I'm on call. 78 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:26,059 Are you a doctor? 79 00:05:26,060 --> 00:05:27,699 (LAUGHS) 80 00:05:27,700 --> 00:05:29,700 D'you think they'd let me loose with a 81 00:05:29,701 --> 00:05:31,699 stethoscope and nowhere decent to warm my hands? 82 00:05:33,831 --> 00:05:36,379 I'm a warden at some retirement flats. 83 00:05:36,380 --> 00:05:38,081 Black Briar Court. D'you know it? 84 00:05:38,112 --> 00:05:39,219 Old folks' home? 85 00:05:39,220 --> 00:05:41,026 I've got to go back. 86 00:05:43,540 --> 00:05:45,120 You can come if you like. 87 00:05:47,234 --> 00:05:49,433 We could carry on the party there. 88 00:05:50,026 --> 00:05:53,699 Yeah, I do like. Give me two minutes. 89 00:06:28,250 --> 00:06:29,557 Got a light, mate? 90 00:06:35,135 --> 00:06:36,502 Got a spare cig an' all? 91 00:06:47,292 --> 00:06:48,956 You got anywhere to go? 92 00:06:55,275 --> 00:06:56,954 I don't care how wrecked she is. 93 00:06:57,370 --> 00:07:01,612 As long as she can say "Oh, yes, Chesney, thank you, Chesney." 94 00:07:01,637 --> 00:07:03,784 Don't expect to lay eyes on me until the morning. 95 00:07:03,809 --> 00:07:07,295 I'm about to get fucking beastly with a beautiful girl. 96 00:07:07,390 --> 00:07:09,780 Yeah, where is she, you fucking hound? 97 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:15,639 I can't see... She must... 98 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,319 No, not the spaz?! 99 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:19,671 Fuck off! Must have bolted. 100 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:22,697 Right, I better... 101 00:07:24,699 --> 00:07:26,138 Argh! 102 00:07:26,474 --> 00:07:28,039 Fuck! 103 00:08:01,067 --> 00:08:04,247 D'you want a Viagra? Never go anywhere without me little bits. 104 00:08:04,562 --> 00:08:05,864 No rush, is there? 105 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:07,966 You're the boss. 106 00:08:10,395 --> 00:08:13,192 Must be my guilty Catholic conscience. 107 00:08:16,578 --> 00:08:19,439 Just so you know, I'm an aggressive power bottom. 108 00:08:19,705 --> 00:08:21,264 But I will switch for the right fella. 109 00:08:21,289 --> 00:08:22,656 Outside. 110 00:08:22,695 --> 00:08:24,000 Now. 111 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,310 Can't we just do it in the... 112 00:09:03,123 --> 00:09:05,719 Hold on in there, mate. Hold on in there. 113 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:07,022 You'll be all right. 114 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:12,719 Oh, shit! 115 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:16,719 FLATLINE TONE 116 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:33,479 (LAUGHS EVILLY) 117 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:34,719 Eww. 118 00:09:35,439 --> 00:09:38,719 D'you always laugh like that? It's really fucking annoying. 119 00:09:39,292 --> 00:09:41,518 Go on... Die. 120 00:09:42,275 --> 00:09:43,587 It'd be hilarious. 121 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:46,221 You can't say that, you're... 122 00:09:47,486 --> 00:09:48,791 my guardian... 123 00:09:49,738 --> 00:09:51,283 What have you got to go back to? 124 00:09:54,408 --> 00:09:55,409 My life. 125 00:09:55,426 --> 00:09:56,745 Is that what you'd call it? 126 00:09:57,098 --> 00:09:59,627 Scared of your own shadow before all this. 127 00:10:01,237 --> 00:10:02,744 What you going to be like now? 128 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,279 I'm not scared. 129 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:08,853 Grab life with both hands, did you? Eh? 130 00:10:10,089 --> 00:10:11,587 The little sperm that could? 131 00:10:12,197 --> 00:10:14,824 You've been an apology for a life. An anti-life. 132 00:10:15,222 --> 00:10:18,353 And I'm your anti-angel. Say hello to your anti. 133 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,666 (LAUGHS) 134 00:10:22,836 --> 00:10:24,318 Fuck off! 135 00:10:24,637 --> 00:10:25,947 He's opened his eyes. 136 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:29,369 Thank Jesus, Joseph and Mary, he's going to be all right. 137 00:10:29,403 --> 00:10:32,877 Might be even better. A bang on the head, new and improved version. 138 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:40,317 Who done this to you, Micky? Who was it, lad? 139 00:10:40,365 --> 00:10:41,556 Just let him get his bearings, Mimi. 140 00:10:41,784 --> 00:10:43,275 - She's upset. - We're all upset. 141 00:10:44,787 --> 00:10:48,226 What happened mate? One minute you were there, and the next you just... 142 00:10:48,283 --> 00:10:50,306 Bit of a downer to be honest... 143 00:10:50,623 --> 00:10:52,252 Shaping up to be a cracking night as well. 144 00:10:52,502 --> 00:10:56,008 I... I can't remember. I can't... 145 00:10:56,047 --> 00:10:57,353 What's up with me? 146 00:10:57,391 --> 00:10:58,759 Concussion. Bruised ribs. 147 00:10:58,760 --> 00:10:59,946 You could be brain damaged. 148 00:10:59,975 --> 00:11:02,758 Don't fucking say it, I'm warning you! 149 00:11:04,063 --> 00:11:05,369 He's my baby. 150 00:11:05,402 --> 00:11:06,703 They left you for dead, kid. 151 00:11:07,296 --> 00:11:09,938 What the fuck were you doing out in the middle of nowhere, anyway? 152 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,485 I wish I could remember. 153 00:11:15,555 --> 00:11:16,883 Really. 154 00:11:17,602 --> 00:11:19,446 It's all a bit foggy. 155 00:11:19,493 --> 00:11:23,156 When it does come back, let us know. We'll take care of it. 156 00:11:40,335 --> 00:11:41,696 I know what you're thinking. 157 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,439 You went to bed with Rihanna 158 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,579 and woke up with a fat pig from Crumpsall. 159 00:11:47,604 --> 00:11:49,516 I wasn't thinking... You're not fat. 160 00:11:49,994 --> 00:11:54,188 (LAUGHS) Fuck off, I'm just messing wi' your head, pal. 161 00:11:55,008 --> 00:11:56,586 I'm only in it for the sex, 162 00:11:56,986 --> 00:12:00,282 and I bagged myself a blond. Score. 163 00:12:03,442 --> 00:12:04,954 Shut the door on your way out, yeah? 164 00:12:08,362 --> 00:12:09,797 I'm in Crumpsall?! 165 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:22,063 ♪ You keep saying You've got something for me... ♪ 166 00:12:22,696 --> 00:12:24,125 All right, gorgeous? 167 00:12:24,172 --> 00:12:25,479 Step aside, boys. 168 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:27,468 Show us your tits and we'll think about it. 169 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:29,429 Where you heading? Keep you company. 170 00:12:29,474 --> 00:12:30,513 You think? 171 00:12:30,553 --> 00:12:32,100 I know what I'd do to you. 172 00:12:32,486 --> 00:12:34,155 Show her some respect, lads. 173 00:12:36,569 --> 00:12:39,960 All right. Let's do it right here, then. 174 00:12:42,121 --> 00:12:43,429 Who's first? 175 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,919 ♪ And that's just what they'll do 176 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:52,507 ♪ One of these days these boots Are gonna walk over you 177 00:12:58,205 --> 00:13:02,204 ♪ Start walking... ♪ 178 00:13:31,994 --> 00:13:33,316 Fuck. 179 00:13:41,871 --> 00:13:43,990 There he is. Dirty stop-out. 180 00:13:44,046 --> 00:13:45,245 Fuck off. 181 00:13:45,293 --> 00:13:47,452 So who was it then? That bird in the wheelie? 182 00:13:47,485 --> 00:13:49,980 Yeah, right(!) I shag cripples, that's what I'm in to. 183 00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:52,097 Fuck! Patty... I didn't mean anything by it. 184 00:13:52,143 --> 00:13:55,378 Don't apologise to me. I hate the moaning bastards. 185 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,344 Don't knock the raspberries. 186 00:13:57,345 --> 00:13:59,128 Some of my best customers are the paralytics. 187 00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:01,448 How can you hate them, when you're in that? 188 00:14:01,495 --> 00:14:03,747 I wasn't born like this. I had an accident, 189 00:14:03,748 --> 00:14:05,999 it's different. Tragedy befell me. 190 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,113 Anyway, it was a girl in the taxi queue. Not Clem. 191 00:14:08,145 --> 00:14:11,128 Ooo, Clem, is it? Comes with her own WD-40. 192 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,719 Looked in the mirror lately? 193 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,464 You're no fucking oil painting, mate. 194 00:14:16,167 --> 00:14:17,971 It's not the fish. It's me. 195 00:14:20,713 --> 00:14:22,572 - Say it! - Fuck off. 196 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:24,338 - Admit it! - I'll admit I shagged your sister. 197 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:26,103 - Makes two of us. - Easy! 198 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,072 PHONE BEEPS 199 00:14:32,479 --> 00:14:33,791 Filth. 200 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:35,473 (LAUGHS) Look at that! 201 00:14:35,504 --> 00:14:36,814 I never text! 202 00:14:39,455 --> 00:14:41,971 It's... pre-historic. 203 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:50,539 Nah. Need a clear head. Got an essay to write later. 204 00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:53,459 Yeah, you run along now, schoolie. 205 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:56,859 I don't give a shit, but if I don't submit it then I get detention. 206 00:14:56,860 --> 00:14:59,266 Detention? Who cares? School's school, innit? 207 00:14:59,297 --> 00:15:00,399 You get a detention, you get a detention. 208 00:15:00,414 --> 00:15:01,758 Shut up! 209 00:15:04,472 --> 00:15:05,979 What are you at school for anyway? 210 00:15:05,980 --> 00:15:07,019 Dunno. 211 00:15:07,020 --> 00:15:10,035 Work hard so you can spend your life tied to a desk? 212 00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:12,254 Not me, man. 213 00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:16,099 No. I'm a free spirit. As soon as I'm 18, 214 00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:17,425 I'm out of here. 215 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:22,160 Work the cruise ships, see the world. Med, Caribbean. 216 00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:37,219 ♪ She's a burglar 217 00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:40,019 ♪ She broke in to my mind 218 00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:43,019 ♪ She's a burglar 219 00:15:43,020 --> 00:15:45,979 ♪ She took everything she could find 220 00:15:45,980 --> 00:15:49,979 ♪ She looked into my eyes 221 00:15:50,180 --> 00:15:52,699 ♪ In my front socket 222 00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:56,300 ♪ And just like that My heart was gone 223 00:15:56,332 --> 00:15:59,785 ♪ She put it in her pocket. ♪ 224 00:16:02,769 --> 00:16:04,800 Mam, I can walk, will you back off? 225 00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:06,179 I'm trying to help you. 226 00:16:06,180 --> 00:16:07,499 You're hurting mi' ribs. 227 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:11,499 We're all here for you, Micky, love. I want yous lot to spoil him rotten. 228 00:16:11,740 --> 00:16:14,379 He's had a big shock. Whatever he wants, we give to him. 229 00:16:14,380 --> 00:16:15,800 That's not ticking, is it? 230 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:18,659 It smells of strawberries. 231 00:16:18,660 --> 00:16:20,933 Somebody's been using my washing machine. 232 00:16:22,183 --> 00:16:23,739 Someone's been sat in our chairs. 233 00:16:23,740 --> 00:16:25,379 Someone's been eating my porridge. 234 00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:28,299 All right, breakfast, it's just breakfast. 235 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:30,340 Here comes Goldilocks. 236 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,739 Hiya, lads. 237 00:16:45,669 --> 00:16:47,388 Hi, Auntie Mimi. 238 00:16:49,153 --> 00:16:51,179 Thanks for bringing my case in, boys. 239 00:16:52,138 --> 00:16:53,599 (ALL) Auntie? 240 00:17:06,052 --> 00:17:07,354 Nice gaff. 241 00:17:07,403 --> 00:17:08,817 Relative to what? 242 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,638 I'm sorry. 243 00:17:12,372 --> 00:17:13,379 No sweat. 244 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:14,819 Seriously, I was out of line. 245 00:17:14,820 --> 00:17:17,888 D'you think you're the first dick I've met? I'm a big girl. 246 00:17:18,317 --> 00:17:19,786 Fair enough. I deserved that. 247 00:17:20,647 --> 00:17:22,567 You didn't exactly declare your hand, though, did you? 248 00:17:23,263 --> 00:17:24,575 What? 249 00:17:24,607 --> 00:17:26,259 It never occurred to you that the chair might come 250 00:17:26,260 --> 00:17:27,499 as a bit of a surprise? 251 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:29,139 Yeah, that's what I do... 252 00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:31,059 I lure men in with my able-bodied ruse, 253 00:17:31,060 --> 00:17:33,739 so's they can humiliate themselves. 254 00:17:33,740 --> 00:17:37,103 That's a good night out for me that. How I like to spend my time. 255 00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:45,095 I'm not fooled, you know. 256 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,713 You like me. 257 00:17:50,174 --> 00:17:52,580 Right, I'm off. Nice to see you again, Ruby. 258 00:17:53,258 --> 00:17:55,217 You're looking... all grown up. 259 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:58,806 Eyes to the front, roll your tongues back in, lads. 260 00:17:59,048 --> 00:18:01,955 Take care of your brother. 261 00:18:05,728 --> 00:18:07,275 I am really sorry. 262 00:18:07,298 --> 00:18:08,579 That's OK. 263 00:18:08,580 --> 00:18:12,179 God gave you your talents, and you use them to your advantage. 264 00:18:12,367 --> 00:18:13,766 Just don't take the piss. 265 00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:15,990 I really did need to use the machine. 266 00:18:16,452 --> 00:18:19,048 My stuff was manky when I came through the window. 267 00:18:20,342 --> 00:18:22,791 That's what I mean about taking advantage. 268 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:27,259 Break into my house again, I'll have your tits for ash trays. 269 00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:30,220 Understood. 270 00:18:32,907 --> 00:18:34,228 How's your mum, then? 271 00:18:34,567 --> 00:18:35,869 She still hates you. 272 00:18:36,087 --> 00:18:37,502 No change there, then. 273 00:18:39,339 --> 00:18:40,738 Yeah, but why's it illegal? 274 00:18:40,763 --> 00:18:42,763 Fair enough nobody wants babies with eight fingers 275 00:18:42,764 --> 00:18:44,762 on each hand, but fuck it if you wear a condom. 276 00:18:46,026 --> 00:18:47,330 She's your first cousin. 277 00:18:47,837 --> 00:18:49,330 We've only got her word for that! 278 00:18:50,740 --> 00:18:52,219 Not seen her in ten years. 279 00:18:52,587 --> 00:18:53,994 You should get a DNA test done. 280 00:18:54,866 --> 00:18:57,963 I mean... it's hard to believe she's the same species as you lot, 281 00:18:58,264 --> 00:18:59,580 let alone family. 282 00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,479 Get to fuck. 283 00:19:20,307 --> 00:19:23,035 OK. A blow job from a cousin. 284 00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:24,739 Now, that has got to be legal. 285 00:19:24,935 --> 00:19:26,323 How they going to test for that? 286 00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:29,761 She ain't my cousin. 287 00:19:33,753 --> 00:19:35,253 But I'm your step-son. 288 00:19:36,014 --> 00:19:39,151 Dad... please, do not shag my cousin. 289 00:19:40,937 --> 00:19:44,097 I'm not scared of you, right? So why don't you just fuck off?! 290 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:50,511 Who you talking to? 291 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:55,080 No-one. I'm just doing mi' exercises, for my lungs. 292 00:19:55,140 --> 00:19:56,674 Have you gone fucking mental? 293 00:20:02,225 --> 00:20:05,104 There's still lots of places never been mapped, you know. 294 00:20:05,168 --> 00:20:10,025 Indonesia, Papua New Guinea, and stuff. Thousands of islands. 295 00:20:10,415 --> 00:20:11,900 Don't you need degrees for that though? 296 00:20:13,471 --> 00:20:15,499 This is all I need. 297 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:18,867 Pieces of paper and diplomas make no difference. 298 00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,444 What's she called? 299 00:20:23,477 --> 00:20:24,807 - Who? - Bird you're looking at. 300 00:20:24,868 --> 00:20:26,419 Who gives a shit about her name? 301 00:20:26,490 --> 00:20:28,237 He only reads it for the articles. 302 00:20:35,243 --> 00:20:37,002 What is it? What's her name? 303 00:20:37,057 --> 00:20:39,779 Read it yourself if it matters that much to you! 304 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,539 Do I look like a fucking slave?! 305 00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:42,619 Do I?! 306 00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:43,952 No. 307 00:20:55,024 --> 00:20:56,339 Was it a gay thing? 308 00:20:58,793 --> 00:21:00,299 I can say it louder if you like? 309 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,619 It's my own fault. It was me what went there. 310 00:21:02,620 --> 00:21:04,386 Painted a target on your head, did you? 311 00:21:08,620 --> 00:21:10,277 I'd help out, but... 312 00:21:13,180 --> 00:21:16,316 I fuck strangers in alleyways and cars. This... 313 00:21:17,780 --> 00:21:19,579 It's an occupational hazard. 314 00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:21,859 I've fucked strangers in alleyways and cars. 315 00:21:21,860 --> 00:21:23,579 Never had my head caved in for my trouble. 316 00:21:23,580 --> 00:21:24,779 It's different. 317 00:21:24,780 --> 00:21:26,105 It shouldn't be. 318 00:21:28,140 --> 00:21:29,808 You can't let this rattle you. 319 00:21:30,300 --> 00:21:31,832 No... clearly. 320 00:21:33,371 --> 00:21:36,050 Need to get out, let no cunt intimidate you. Be a man. 321 00:21:36,121 --> 00:21:37,659 I am a man. 322 00:21:37,660 --> 00:21:39,003 Well, do it, then. 323 00:22:10,414 --> 00:22:11,718 Oh! 324 00:22:14,140 --> 00:22:15,445 I'm sorry, mate. 325 00:22:17,392 --> 00:22:18,551 Sorry. 326 00:22:18,959 --> 00:22:20,415 Fucking virgin! 327 00:22:21,060 --> 00:22:24,274 He still says it's amnesia. Ambulance picked him up in Gorton. 328 00:22:24,298 --> 00:22:25,977 - So? - So who runs Gorton? 329 00:22:26,257 --> 00:22:27,649 Felix Dennehy. 330 00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:29,739 If Felix went for him, 331 00:22:29,740 --> 00:22:32,259 he wouldn't have left the job half done, would he? 332 00:22:32,260 --> 00:22:35,059 We have to hit somebody. We can't be seen to do nothing. 333 00:22:35,411 --> 00:22:40,001 Besides... the Dennehys have been getting a bit previous. 334 00:22:40,032 --> 00:22:41,306 How hard? 335 00:22:41,337 --> 00:22:42,899 Think I might need to tape it down, lads. 336 00:22:43,087 --> 00:22:46,055 How hard do we hit Big Felix? 337 00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:51,541 Random door in Gorton. Not important. 338 00:22:59,338 --> 00:23:00,647 All right, Ruby? 339 00:23:00,711 --> 00:23:02,026 Billy. 340 00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:04,815 Uncle Billy. 341 00:23:05,754 --> 00:23:07,073 Step-uncle, if you like. 342 00:23:07,565 --> 00:23:10,330 You going running? I'm quite fit myself. 343 00:23:11,592 --> 00:23:13,065 That's a fair assessment. 344 00:23:14,307 --> 00:23:16,158 - You know me and Mimi? - Yeah. 345 00:23:16,208 --> 00:23:17,949 We're quite relaxed about stuff? 346 00:23:17,968 --> 00:23:19,270 Oh. 347 00:23:19,980 --> 00:23:22,293 Well, I will bear that in mind. 348 00:23:29,492 --> 00:23:31,051 Don't shit on your own doorstep, Billy. 349 00:23:31,188 --> 00:23:33,012 (HE MOUTHS) 350 00:23:41,981 --> 00:23:43,305 Enjoy your detention? 351 00:23:43,321 --> 00:23:44,508 No. 352 00:23:44,535 --> 00:23:46,438 Next time, hand in your homework. 353 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:47,985 Can I ask you a question, Miss? 354 00:23:48,024 --> 00:23:49,133 Mmm-hmm. 355 00:23:49,173 --> 00:23:53,102 I've got a mate who... can't read. An adult, well, I mean... older boy. 356 00:23:53,198 --> 00:23:55,797 There are evening classes, day classes at college too. 357 00:23:55,861 --> 00:23:59,140 He's not really a joiner. I think he's embarrassed about it. 358 00:23:59,617 --> 00:24:02,649 You're not remotely as dumb as you try to get away with, are you? 359 00:24:03,725 --> 00:24:06,415 He wants to travel. Work on ships. 360 00:24:07,869 --> 00:24:10,211 Your friend needs to get over the embarrassment and deal with it, 361 00:24:10,659 --> 00:24:12,578 or his life chances will be limited. 362 00:24:13,017 --> 00:24:14,829 You need qualifications. 363 00:24:17,181 --> 00:24:19,204 Your mate. Frasier Kane. 364 00:24:19,260 --> 00:24:22,907 That boy has more than just literacy problems, Croker. 365 00:24:22,992 --> 00:24:25,454 Why won't you give anybody a chance? He's the smartest guy I know. 366 00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:27,125 I seriously doubt that. 367 00:24:28,613 --> 00:24:29,993 Thanks for the advice. 368 00:24:37,709 --> 00:24:39,026 Heaton. 369 00:24:39,609 --> 00:24:42,128 She always were a frustrated cow. 370 00:24:42,340 --> 00:24:43,659 Hated me. 371 00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:50,979 All right, sexy? 372 00:24:50,980 --> 00:24:53,939 ♪ You've got to tease your man... ♪ 373 00:24:53,940 --> 00:24:56,339 WOLF WHISTLE 374 00:24:56,340 --> 00:25:00,339 ♪ You've got to please your man... ♪ 375 00:25:02,690 --> 00:25:05,547 Is that her? Clever Girl. 376 00:25:05,580 --> 00:25:08,419 And the rest. That one'll never starve, I tell you. 377 00:25:08,420 --> 00:25:10,258 Think she could conquer the world, that one. 378 00:25:10,313 --> 00:25:11,704 Didn't you at that age? 379 00:25:11,787 --> 00:25:14,102 I was practising blow jobs on bananas. 380 00:25:15,413 --> 00:25:17,938 I thought it was the best way to a man's heart. 381 00:25:18,270 --> 00:25:21,029 She's had it hard, the kid. When our Kenny died 382 00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:23,704 and her ma brought her back from Australia to Glasgow, 383 00:25:24,102 --> 00:25:26,875 didn't tell a fucking soul. Cut her off from the family. 384 00:25:26,927 --> 00:25:28,157 Is she Scots then? 385 00:25:28,204 --> 00:25:31,102 Only by misfortune. Scouse by paternal line. 386 00:25:31,167 --> 00:25:32,446 And what brings her here? 387 00:25:32,479 --> 00:25:35,164 I've asked her half a dozen times, still haven't got a clue. 388 00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:49,701 Got a light, mate? 389 00:25:55,740 --> 00:25:57,045 Outside. 390 00:25:57,062 --> 00:25:58,357 Now. 391 00:26:04,122 --> 00:26:05,654 You can't let this rattle you. 392 00:26:16,826 --> 00:26:18,146 Can I take that? 393 00:26:18,186 --> 00:26:19,185 You can get a cab closer. 394 00:26:19,232 --> 00:26:20,568 It's got to be this one. 395 00:26:21,220 --> 00:26:24,318 Just for argument's sake, say you did shag a bird in a wheelie. 396 00:26:25,716 --> 00:26:27,130 In a wheelchair. 397 00:26:28,066 --> 00:26:29,625 Wouldn't it hurt? 398 00:26:29,681 --> 00:26:32,365 Maybe... if you let the brakes off. 399 00:26:33,141 --> 00:26:37,763 Nah, not me, her. I mean, I'd be scared of breaking something. 400 00:26:37,789 --> 00:26:39,164 Hurting her. 401 00:26:39,625 --> 00:26:41,208 She wouldn't be able to feel nothing. 402 00:26:41,243 --> 00:26:42,821 Oh, that's a misconception. 403 00:26:42,877 --> 00:26:45,586 In fact, for some of us, sensation is heightened. 404 00:26:46,140 --> 00:26:48,000 Considerably heightened. 405 00:26:54,792 --> 00:26:56,137 Clem? 406 00:26:57,795 --> 00:26:59,152 Clementine! 407 00:27:00,867 --> 00:27:02,262 Clem! 408 00:27:13,424 --> 00:27:15,503 There's two Rs in sorry. 409 00:27:15,543 --> 00:27:18,688 I'm not a complete idiot. Weren't enough bricks. 410 00:27:22,079 --> 00:27:24,485 I am. Really. 411 00:27:27,517 --> 00:27:28,837 Wait there. 412 00:27:41,580 --> 00:27:43,579 You robbed those from someone's garden. 413 00:27:43,580 --> 00:27:46,298 Liberated is the word you're looking for. 414 00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:48,979 Look, you're forgiven, all right? 415 00:27:48,980 --> 00:27:51,563 Go on about your business with a clear conscience. 416 00:27:51,587 --> 00:27:54,368 You're not a dick, just another regular lad. 417 00:27:55,663 --> 00:27:57,759 If I let stuff like that bother me, 418 00:27:58,060 --> 00:28:00,313 I'd really be up shit creek, wouldn't I? 419 00:28:09,725 --> 00:28:12,548 I don't want to be just another lad. I want to be your lad. 420 00:28:13,940 --> 00:28:15,649 No means no, Carl. 421 00:28:31,420 --> 00:28:32,722 Am I a man? 422 00:28:32,747 --> 00:28:35,334 Yep. My turn. Am I in a band? 423 00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:36,499 No. 424 00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:37,803 Wayne Rooney. 425 00:28:37,834 --> 00:28:41,219 No way, fuck off! How did you just guess that? 426 00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:43,702 Because you're a bloke and I thought like a bloke. 427 00:28:45,356 --> 00:28:47,631 I'm sitting here with these largely on display, 428 00:28:47,719 --> 00:28:50,444 so I'll assume you're not thinking about other women. 429 00:28:50,543 --> 00:28:52,982 Which leaves music and football and you said he wasn't in a band. 430 00:28:53,662 --> 00:28:54,975 Yeah, but... it's still a leap. 431 00:28:55,011 --> 00:28:56,584 You're a Blue, right? 432 00:28:57,134 --> 00:29:01,133 Except you think you're sneaky, so you tried to double-bluff me and pick a Red. 433 00:29:01,545 --> 00:29:03,944 But if you're going to pick a Red, you'll pick an ugly one, 434 00:29:04,010 --> 00:29:05,311 cos you hate them that much. 435 00:29:05,342 --> 00:29:06,647 You are good. 436 00:29:06,717 --> 00:29:08,944 And significantly better off than when I came in. 437 00:29:10,340 --> 00:29:11,733 Thanks. 438 00:29:13,654 --> 00:29:16,358 Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't use made-up names. 439 00:29:17,327 --> 00:29:18,446 Yeah. 440 00:29:18,580 --> 00:29:19,899 Hiya. 441 00:29:20,462 --> 00:29:21,762 Hey. 442 00:29:24,946 --> 00:29:26,342 Behave yourself. 443 00:29:30,227 --> 00:29:33,688 If you could just retrieve my car and deliver it to my home... 444 00:29:33,740 --> 00:29:37,619 RUNNING FOOTSTEPS 445 00:29:37,620 --> 00:29:39,274 It's her, intit? 446 00:29:40,537 --> 00:29:43,422 Miss Heaton, detention queen. 447 00:29:43,868 --> 00:29:45,251 Get out of my way. 448 00:29:45,783 --> 00:29:47,110 We're not in school now. 449 00:29:47,133 --> 00:29:48,438 Excuse me. 450 00:29:48,452 --> 00:29:49,811 I don't think so. 451 00:29:50,462 --> 00:29:52,368 You never liked me. 452 00:29:52,422 --> 00:29:55,962 You weren't a very likable boy. I see not much has changed. 453 00:29:56,016 --> 00:30:00,139 Watch your mouth. You can't hide behind your desk now, you bitch. 454 00:30:01,940 --> 00:30:05,157 You're not... You're not a stupid boy. 455 00:30:09,102 --> 00:30:11,821 There are programmes where you can learn to read. 456 00:30:11,844 --> 00:30:12,859 You can't read? 457 00:30:12,860 --> 00:30:15,758 I'm not a stupid boy! I'm not a boy! 458 00:30:17,712 --> 00:30:19,188 Would you like to see? 459 00:30:19,232 --> 00:30:20,540 Shh! 460 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:23,126 Stop it. 461 00:30:23,665 --> 00:30:26,524 Let's see how smart you are with a real man up you. 462 00:30:26,540 --> 00:30:27,821 Get off me! 463 00:30:27,861 --> 00:30:28,915 Frasier! 464 00:30:28,930 --> 00:30:30,321 Boys, help me, please! 465 00:30:30,398 --> 00:30:31,704 Frasier. 466 00:30:31,740 --> 00:30:33,238 Shut the fuck up! 467 00:30:33,256 --> 00:30:34,940 I'll deal with you later. 468 00:30:34,988 --> 00:30:37,457 (SCREAMS) Shut up! Shut up! 469 00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:42,098 Shh! Shh! 470 00:31:03,780 --> 00:31:07,779 MOBILE PHONE BUTTON TONES 471 00:31:07,940 --> 00:31:10,720 PHONE RINGING 472 00:31:10,798 --> 00:31:12,454 'Black Panther Cabs?' 473 00:31:12,503 --> 00:31:13,822 Yeah. I need a taxi. 474 00:31:13,877 --> 00:31:15,637 'Where's it picking up from, please?' 475 00:31:15,673 --> 00:31:17,059 Just outside your office. 476 00:31:17,132 --> 00:31:19,491 'All our drivers here are on their breaks.' 477 00:31:19,531 --> 00:31:21,733 What about the guy in the black Vectra outside? 478 00:31:22,913 --> 00:31:24,369 'He's not available.' 479 00:31:27,972 --> 00:31:30,119 Right, no worries. I'll just call another company. 480 00:31:31,931 --> 00:31:33,314 'He'll be right out.' 481 00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:11,740 Where to? 482 00:32:11,803 --> 00:32:13,210 Rusholme. 483 00:32:30,020 --> 00:32:32,179 Lot of rubbish on these streets. 484 00:32:32,180 --> 00:32:35,248 I don't mind the blacks. They've settled down. 485 00:32:35,311 --> 00:32:37,529 It's the Pakis I've got a problem with. 486 00:32:38,848 --> 00:32:40,186 Our streets, 487 00:32:41,260 --> 00:32:44,068 our neighbourhoods, infiltrating us. 488 00:32:46,277 --> 00:32:49,600 Then what? Semtex in their rucksacks. 489 00:32:49,662 --> 00:32:52,259 That's what this pays for, you know. 490 00:32:52,260 --> 00:32:54,099 Fucking Council Tax. 491 00:32:54,100 --> 00:32:58,729 It all goes on them. Furnished flats, kitchens, legal appeals. 492 00:32:58,780 --> 00:33:02,539 And don't get me started on the crack-heads, the whores. 493 00:33:02,540 --> 00:33:05,499 The diseased. 494 00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:07,499 Queers. 495 00:33:10,916 --> 00:33:13,385 Go on then. Do it. 496 00:33:14,952 --> 00:33:18,631 Do it, you cowardly piece of shit. 497 00:33:18,820 --> 00:33:21,912 And if you can't do him, do yourself. 498 00:33:26,365 --> 00:33:27,670 What's the matter with you? 499 00:33:27,725 --> 00:33:29,029 Stop it! 500 00:33:29,260 --> 00:33:32,779 A lot of rubbish needing swept away, don't you think? 501 00:33:32,780 --> 00:33:34,379 CRESCENDO OF CAR HORNS 502 00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:35,299 Do it. 503 00:33:35,300 --> 00:33:37,300 Stop here! Please. 504 00:34:02,578 --> 00:34:04,079 You all right? 505 00:34:06,340 --> 00:34:07,739 (YELPS) 506 00:34:08,028 --> 00:34:11,382 (LAUGHS) 507 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:21,999 A horse enters a pub 508 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,599 and the barman goes, "What the fuck's wrong with you?" 509 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,359 Mind your own fucking business. 510 00:34:26,374 --> 00:34:27,682 Whoa... 511 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,003 I think you'll find I was here first. 512 00:34:32,071 --> 00:34:34,010 You invaded my drinking area. 513 00:34:34,100 --> 00:34:36,699 Fundamental principle, around this stool, right, 514 00:34:36,771 --> 00:34:40,143 this is my personal drinking space. 515 00:34:40,234 --> 00:34:42,823 You've got the rest of the known universe to be fucking grumpy. 516 00:34:43,030 --> 00:34:44,291 I'm sorry. 517 00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:47,768 I've had a rough couple of days, you know... 518 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:51,799 Yes, well... 519 00:34:55,284 --> 00:34:57,034 Well, a problem shared. 520 00:35:00,039 --> 00:35:01,836 I think God's got it in for me. 521 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,149 I can't do right for doing wrong. 522 00:35:05,214 --> 00:35:06,933 How confused are you? 523 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,266 There is no right, there's no wrong. 524 00:35:09,563 --> 00:35:11,460 There is no God. Sorted. 525 00:35:12,648 --> 00:35:14,663 Any gratuities gratefully received. 526 00:35:15,476 --> 00:35:16,820 Maybe. 527 00:35:16,888 --> 00:35:19,007 Know no right, no wrong. 528 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:21,609 But I'm the one carrying the scars, aren't I? 529 00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:23,586 It's not accidental, is it? 530 00:35:24,811 --> 00:35:28,810 Was it the good Lord herself who swung a tire iron at your bonce? 531 00:35:29,064 --> 00:35:30,547 I think not. 532 00:35:30,710 --> 00:35:32,843 You see, I have read her instruction manual 533 00:35:32,899 --> 00:35:37,648 and one of the very few pearls it offers us is an eye for an eye. 534 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,999 Fuck all that touchy-feely New Testament shit, 535 00:35:41,062 --> 00:35:43,585 fucking lentil eater's manifesto. 536 00:35:43,648 --> 00:35:47,031 Someone smites you, you smite them right back. 537 00:35:47,054 --> 00:35:48,398 What's that going to solve? 538 00:35:48,429 --> 00:35:51,804 Well, if you're standing up for your people, a lot. 539 00:35:55,837 --> 00:35:58,356 Standing up for my people. 540 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:03,399 ♪ GEORGE MICHAEL: FAITH 541 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,999 ♪ Well, I guess it would be nice... ♪ 542 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:10,577 My people bring artistic pleasure to millions. 543 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,279 Them the choirs? 544 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,439 Oh, yes. 545 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,479 Can't you tell? 546 00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:19,239 ♪ ..before I give my heart away 547 00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:23,239 ♪ And I know all the games you play, because I play them too 548 00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:25,826 ♪ Cos I gotta have faith, 549 00:36:25,881 --> 00:36:27,920 ♪ I gotta have faith 550 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,639 ♪ Because I've got to have faith 551 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:33,716 ♪ I've got to have faith, faith, faith... ♪ 552 00:36:57,410 --> 00:36:59,170 Where the fuck have you been? 553 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:03,679 Have you got something to say to me? 554 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,079 No. 555 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,748 Well, get with the programme then, champ. 556 00:37:11,483 --> 00:37:12,974 I'm not going to be around for a while. 557 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:17,076 DISTANT POLICE SIREN 558 00:37:18,177 --> 00:37:19,334 Where are you going? 559 00:37:19,365 --> 00:37:20,599 Let him go. 560 00:37:20,635 --> 00:37:22,841 Aidan, you'd better not talk to anybody. 561 00:37:30,115 --> 00:37:32,274 If you've got it, flaunt it, fair enough. 562 00:37:32,384 --> 00:37:34,343 But be responsible with it. 563 00:37:34,392 --> 00:37:35,791 I am responsible. 564 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:38,399 I was young once myself, you know. 565 00:37:38,837 --> 00:37:41,365 Men might button up the back, but I don't. 566 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:45,177 Why are you here, kid? And no bullshit. 567 00:37:47,732 --> 00:37:49,039 My ma threw me out. 568 00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:50,999 If I call her, she'll confirm that? 569 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,439 I thought you couldn't stand her. 570 00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:55,599 I hope she dies a long, slow death. I'll still call her though. 571 00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:56,920 I'll get my stuff. 572 00:37:57,676 --> 00:38:00,076 Don't be stupid. You can stay as long as you like. 573 00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:03,185 I owe that to your dad at least, God rest his soul. 574 00:38:05,044 --> 00:38:06,880 Your business is your business. 575 00:38:07,421 --> 00:38:08,748 And I won't ask again. 576 00:38:14,329 --> 00:38:17,107 Don't seduce all the lads at one time though, eh? 577 00:38:17,232 --> 00:38:19,191 (LAUGHS) 578 00:38:19,246 --> 00:38:21,325 ♪ Come on, baby... ♪ 579 00:38:21,552 --> 00:38:23,591 Look at this shit! 580 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:26,279 ♪ You're going to like it once you get a taste 581 00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:29,359 ♪ I got a feeling in my heart 582 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:32,479 ♪ Something good is about to start. 583 00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:35,519 ♪ That's a hot dog, hot dog 584 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:39,439 ♪ Watch me eat a hot dog 585 00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,639 ♪ Hot dog, hot dog 586 00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:45,599 ♪ Come on, let's do the hot dog. ♪ 587 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:49,599 ♪ E-A-T H-O-T D-O-G, Hot dog. ♪ 588 00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:54,255 What is it you want from me, Carl? 589 00:38:58,442 --> 00:38:59,841 I don't know. 590 00:39:00,267 --> 00:39:03,498 You're stalking a girl... dressed like a dog, 591 00:39:03,541 --> 00:39:05,388 and you don't know what you want? 592 00:39:07,101 --> 00:39:09,302 Not exactly a man with a plan, are you? 593 00:39:10,550 --> 00:39:12,106 I want to be with you. 594 00:39:12,372 --> 00:39:14,418 After one conversation in a club? 595 00:39:14,528 --> 00:39:16,193 They say it can happen at first sight. 596 00:39:24,674 --> 00:39:26,211 Shall I tell you what I think? 597 00:39:28,977 --> 00:39:32,578 I want to strap you on to me and fuck you till my eyes water. 598 00:39:34,761 --> 00:39:36,250 Take the costume off first? 599 00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,359 ♪ FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE Dog Days 600 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:58,439 ♪ Happiness... hit her 601 00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:02,439 ♪ Like a train on a tra-a-ack 602 00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:11,759 ♪ Coming towards her 603 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:15,759 ♪ Stuck still no turning ba-ck 604 00:40:19,989 --> 00:40:22,508 ♪ She hid around corners 605 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:26,159 ♪ And she hid under beds 606 00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:29,239 ♪ She killed it with kisses 607 00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:32,414 ♪ And from it she fled 608 00:40:32,476 --> 00:40:36,079 ♪ The dog days are over 609 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,890 ♪ The dog days are done 610 00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:41,639 ♪ The horses are comin' 611 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:45,399 ♪ So you better run 612 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:48,799 ♪ Run fast for your mother run fast for your father 613 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:52,119 ♪ Run for your children for your sisters and brothers 614 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:54,919 ♪ Leave all your love and your longing behind 615 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:58,439 ♪ You can't carry it with you if you want to survive 616 00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:01,679 ♪ The dog days are over 617 00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:05,199 ♪ The dog days are done 618 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,759 ♪ Can you hear the horses 619 00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:11,759 ♪ Cos here they come 620 00:41:17,678 --> 00:41:21,117 ♪ Happiness Hit her 621 00:41:21,149 --> 00:41:25,148 ♪ Like a bullet in the ba-a-ck 622 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:34,279 ♪ Struck from a great height 623 00:41:34,318 --> 00:41:41,468 ♪ By someone who should have known better than that 624 00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:45,279 ♪ The dog days are over 625 00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:48,919 ♪ The dog days are done 626 00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,913 ♪ Can you hear the horses 627 00:41:51,936 --> 00:41:56,159 ♪ Cos here they come... ♪ 628 00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:58,119 Whoa! What the fuck are you doing? 629 00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:01,710 Give me one good reason why I shouldn't slice your head off 630 00:42:01,741 --> 00:42:03,296 and kick it down the street. 631 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:07,759 How did you find me? 632 00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,084 I was in your cab. 633 00:42:09,685 --> 00:42:11,644 A lot of rubbish needs swept away. 634 00:42:11,724 --> 00:42:14,342 I thought I recognised you. No wonder my arse tightened. 635 00:42:16,522 --> 00:42:18,639 Maybe I should just chop that off. 636 00:42:19,410 --> 00:42:22,155 I bet it's shrivelled up like a walnut whip now, ain't it? 637 00:42:22,881 --> 00:42:25,039 - Show me. - Fuck off. 638 00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:27,136 Get it out. You bring your filth in here! 639 00:42:27,159 --> 00:42:28,636 Do it! 640 00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:50,246 On your knees, bitch. 641 00:42:59,685 --> 00:43:01,164 It's not nice, is it? 642 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,051 Everything you know stripped away. 643 00:43:05,223 --> 00:43:07,598 All coming to get you, are we? 644 00:43:08,073 --> 00:43:11,067 Blacks, Pakis, queers! 645 00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:15,215 Anyone who's not you, is that it? 646 00:43:18,746 --> 00:43:21,604 What's your little baby going to think of that when it arrives? 647 00:43:21,637 --> 00:43:23,551 Don't you talk about my baby. 648 00:43:36,223 --> 00:43:39,293 I really hope you do get a boy. 649 00:43:39,652 --> 00:43:41,738 And I hope it's a faggot. 650 00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:45,519 That way you'll have a lot of cocks to worry about, not just one. 651 00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:47,277 Please. 652 00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:59,557 Looks like you picked on the wrong guy. 653 00:44:39,417 --> 00:44:41,664 (FRANK) 'You can go through life being a cliche, 654 00:44:41,979 --> 00:44:44,578 'doing everything that's expected of you, 655 00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:48,919 'nose to the grindstone, live to work, work to live, 656 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:52,375 'but fuck that, break away and dance to a different beat. 657 00:44:53,098 --> 00:44:55,055 'Ring the changes and just... 658 00:44:55,819 --> 00:44:57,179 'Live. 659 00:44:57,460 --> 00:45:00,179 'Learn to stand proud, head held high. 660 00:45:00,296 --> 00:45:02,562 'Fuck your detractors, what do they know?' 661 00:45:02,639 --> 00:45:04,008 Got a light, mate? 662 00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,555 'There's no angels, good or bad.' 663 00:45:07,588 --> 00:45:09,062 Got a spare cig an' all? 664 00:45:09,125 --> 00:45:10,437 'There's only you. 665 00:45:11,962 --> 00:45:14,203 'So be proud and fuck the rest. 666 00:45:17,306 --> 00:45:18,914 'That should be enough.' 667 00:45:23,026 --> 00:45:25,000 So why ain't they been yet, the police? 668 00:45:25,108 --> 00:45:26,747 He knows who we are. 669 00:45:26,904 --> 00:45:28,367 Did you like it? 670 00:45:28,406 --> 00:45:30,422 I thought you wear a wanted man this side of Manchester. 671 00:45:30,451 --> 00:45:32,562 Maybe he's just checking up. 672 00:45:32,631 --> 00:45:34,350 He doesn't make social calls. 673 00:45:34,381 --> 00:45:35,460 He's a dangerous man. 674 00:45:35,501 --> 00:45:37,476 I don't appreciate a veto on who I can serve. 675 00:45:37,518 --> 00:45:39,157 You don't have to do this. 676 00:45:39,197 --> 00:45:41,422 What choice is there? How bad do you want it? I want him dead. 677 00:45:41,460 --> 00:45:42,779 Still got it in you? 678 00:45:42,804 --> 00:45:44,430 I don't care what happens, I'll be your witness. 679 00:45:44,822 --> 00:45:46,851 It's not normal weed. What is it? 680 00:45:46,887 --> 00:45:48,486 Some herbal shit. 681 00:45:48,534 --> 00:45:50,573 I think I can solve something over here. 682 00:45:50,902 --> 00:45:52,956 Sync and Corrections by APOLLO www.addic7ed.com 683 00:46:33,675 --> 00:46:36,269 OK, empty your pockets. 684 00:46:55,323 --> 00:46:56,802 Oh... 685 00:46:56,850 --> 00:46:58,850 They... must be mine. 48960

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