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Anyone thinking we know fuck all
about owt,
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needs to watch their back.
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So you've had your Labour,
reclassifying skunk,
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sending prices sky-high,
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literally, literally
taking the grass from its own roots!
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Now you've got your ConDemNation,
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Liberals noshing Tories
like altar boys picking dimps up!
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Have we had
a national fucking stroke...
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or what?!
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Is revolution a word...
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or was it never?
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Anybody watching needs to know,
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we cope better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
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we live in Manchester,
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and they charge us for water!
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
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necking mushrooms rarely found.
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This green and pleasant land
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in ancient times...
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yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak!
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It's not theirs any more.
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This is our England now.
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Partaaaay!
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'Get a few quid, shag a few birds,
decent clobber,
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'smart motor. What then?
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'25% of lads aged 18-26
are waiting to be discovered.
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'And 50% of 16-year-olds
want to be famous.
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'For what?
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'Don't you need to be able to
do something first?
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'When the painful truth hits them hard
in the bollocks, there's going to be
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'plenty of disillusioned young men
and women out there.'
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There, son, go on.
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Go on, son. Ta!
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'It's handy for the alcohol companies
and drug dealers,
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'as everyone gets twatted to try
and deal with it.
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'Are you one of them bitter losers
wondering what went wrong?
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'Or is there still time
to do something about it?'
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Kelly Maguire.
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Said I'll be there in five.
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Tell me what you're wearing.
Sick! Where are you rubbing it?
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Go on, girl! Turn it to the highest,
let me hear you.
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You're getting me at it now.
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He's got my bag! He's got my bag!
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He's got my bag!
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Push it all the way up.
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I bet it's nice! Now pinch
your nipples and shout my name.
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Hope it's not your mum
or sister next.
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Yeah, they wouldn't be out
on their own!
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No nothing. I'm coming.
Not in my pants! Just wait there.
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Arrggh! Help!
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Will somebody give me a hand?
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I'm a policeman!
Look, somebody give me hand!
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Help!
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Someone help!
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Yeah, ambulance.
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His leg's impaled on a fence.
Look, will someone give us a hand?
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PHONE RINGS
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Don't get involved, mate.
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Gallagher!
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Yeah, I'm almost there.
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"With love and respect
for the woman I worship,
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"and whose family
I'm privileged to enter.
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"I pledge to guide
her beautiful child..."
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Maybe doing our own vows
is a bad idea?
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Mimi's keen you stamp your own style
on this wedding.
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She'll do a good job with hers.
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The lads'll think
I'm taking the piss.
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So focus more on your love for Mimi.
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But, bottom line,
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you are going to be
their step-father.
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Mam?
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She's in the Jockey.
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Just had to give Scouse Macka a slap.
Spreading lies.
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Said that Dalglish and Souness
spit-roasted the night
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them tramps won the European Cup!
She hates Jocks.
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Maybe that's why.
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What yous up to?
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Private tuition.
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Thought you got maths?
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Everyone can improve.
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It's so I can help out with
invoices, spreadsheets.
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Duh! We don't keep paper trails.
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The Jockey has to.
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Tax returns.
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Karen does all that.
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"I promise to love,
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"cherish
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"and mentor these beautiful children
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"James, Shane,
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"Michael and Cilla."
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"I was the sad song
you made better...
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"..said don't be afraid
of the dark..."
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Fucking knew it!
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Mam and that granny-shagger!
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Et tu, Rooney!
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He's got a name.
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Yeah?
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What's the opposite of paedophile?
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Paedophobe.
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I'm sorry, Mimi.
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Someone going to tell us
what's going on?
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I wanted a more fitting occasion
for the announcement.
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But I suppose the more time to get
your head round it is no bad thing.
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Billy Tutton is doing me the honour
of making me his wife.
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Who's Billy Tutton?
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No congratulations?
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A match made
in Jeremy Kyle ratings heaven!
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May you have a gilf-edged future!
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No three cheers
for the happy couple?
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Bet a round of drinks on the house
will break the ice.
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On me.
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CHEERING
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I didn't get rid of it.
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So lay off the vodka!
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I swore I'd never be a single mum.
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You don't know what he'll say.
Shane loves kids.
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It's got nothing to do with him.
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How can it not?
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He's always trying to be nice.
Makes my skin crawl.
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Bit harsh.
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All that natural, earthy shit
used to turn me on.
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I was thrilled he was so different.
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Now he just stinks.
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Your emotions are bound to be
all over the place.
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You know when you know.
I've moved on.
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I hate this park.
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Even with me to protect you?
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Where were those shitbags
when they were needed?
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Eww! Check PC Plod
shaking his daft head!
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Bet you feel safe
with him at night(!)
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Carl's ten times the man
you'll ever be!
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Carl?
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I think he knows.
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Takes more than Armani jeans
and a pair of Air Max to be a man.
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Eh, Gallagher?
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Stand up for yourself!
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Do you two wash the filth
off each other in the shower?
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Leave it.
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D'you know him?
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I think so.
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Simon...
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Wexford?
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In our kid's year in school.
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Ian? Lip.
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Good at football?
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Brilliant. City's academy.
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Not that good, then.
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I vote we choke him on his own
bollocks, slice him like a pizza,
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and feed him to the eels
in the Manchester Ship Canal.
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Ah! Curious face of
Billy Tutton Button!
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I'll get him on his own.
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Have a word.
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Imagine it's you or him,
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dead or alive,
but there can only be one winner.
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All right, calm down!
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Or, right, he's ripped you off
for fifty grand. Nobheads!
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We can't kill him for marrying Mum.
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Pussies.
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We make the little shit realise
this can't happen.
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Send him far away, if necessary.
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And what if she follows him?
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Then at least we've done our best.
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Have you heard yourselves?
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Earwigging!
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Surprises are nice, but I
don't want you spending too much.
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Our love for each other
is everything we need.
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D'you reckon, Mimi? A few brothers
and sisters might be nice for Cilla.
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We'll have to get a move on.
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That's what it's all about, Mimi.
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Maybe some day you'll
get a grip of your bird.
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Billy!
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I need a word.
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I can't, mate, sorry. I've got to
go see a man about a horse.
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Me and Paddy turned the
tables on the greedy fucks
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- Started drinking in
this hotel weeks before,
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spent plenty,
got the manager sweet...
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Night of the wedding, promised
we'd pay the tab at the end...
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free bar, everyone proper drunk.
We just did one ... never went back.
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Why don't we do that?
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Cameras, too many grasses ...
it's tricky now.
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I hope I make you
as happy as Paddy did.
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Oh, of course you do...
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and then some, handsome.
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Did you bait many badgers,
Daisy Crockett?
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Lovely. Keep us cosy this winter.
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Make a nice hat and mittens them.
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You all right in there?
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It's easier to concentrate.
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Did you ask Chesney
about the food?
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What?
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You know Jamie won't
let this happen don't you?
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And we all have to
follow our leader.
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I can't do dead things any more.
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I thought we were doing all right.
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I'm sorry, Shane.
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I can't be with you.
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After everything we've been through?
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Years of ups, downs,
spinning round and fucking round...?
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What's so big that
we can't deal with it now?
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It's not about
the big stuff any more.
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Is it that bald fucker?
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Slag. Wanker, wanker!
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Come on! I can do that.
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Bad taste, Shane.
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Are you going to him?
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I'm going to no-one.
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There is no-one.
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Then what?
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The fact that there almost was...
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means you can't be the one any more.
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I promise.
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I promise I will make this better.
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Don't...
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No more hunting, if that helps.
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Kel, I swear to God. Watch me.
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Now that I know how you feel...
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You don't know how I feel.
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Yes! Yes I do.
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Kelly, I swear I'll fix us.
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Give me one more chance to show you.
That's all I need.
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I'll show you...
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Three Rolexes, two Tags, a Panerai
and a bird's Cartier. Suit Karen.
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These things are worth
a third without their papers.
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Not these. Phil Fingerarse said
he'll take the lot at 40%.
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Bit of a coincidence Baghead Billy's
just back from Bangkok.
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These are real, dickhead.
The ram raids were on the news.
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You couldn't raid a biscuit tin.
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Not me!
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(WHISTLE)
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What you doing here?
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Any chance of a chat...?
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Don't I know you from somewhere?
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Am I in trouble?
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Still playing football?
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Bit of five-a-side. You?
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Got a game with
the national police team.
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Wouldn't thought you'd make it.
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Went for different kinds
of trials instead.
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I know I should have done
something... in the park.
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Don't worry about it.
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Official policy is
discourage have-a-go-heroes.
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Gives us more paperwork
if a robbery becomes a murder.
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Like you said,
that could've been my mam.
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Should have left him stuck there.
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Yeah, well... he'll never
be a father, but he's alive.
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I never forget a bizzie's kipper.
Crown court two years ago.
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You put Vinny the Red
away for five years.
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And I'm sure you and Paddy
looked after his family.
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Only right,
seeing as he kept his mouth shut...
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Buzzing you asked, mate.
Just... you know...
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Soon as I get the cartilage fixed,
I'll definitely give you a call.
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Be good to play
for a proper team again...
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He's pressing charges.
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For what?
256
00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:20,039
Said I pulled his
leg down on the spike. Deliberately.
257
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,878
It's now my fault
he can't have kids.
258
00:13:21,879 --> 00:13:23,038
Bollocks.
259
00:13:23,039 --> 00:13:25,360
Agreed. But if this goes
the wrong way, I could go to jail.
260
00:13:25,361 --> 00:13:26,999
On some smackhead's say-so?
261
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,439
I've had something similar before.
262
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:34,720
I know it's hardly second nature,
but I could do with a witness.
263
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:38,879
Or are you going to turn away again?
264
00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:41,199
I don't think you understand.
265
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:45,080
You know what? I really do.
266
00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:56,880
You having a laugh?
Gonna play football with a dibble?
267
00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:05,439
Need a lift?
268
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,840
I'm not going far.
269
00:14:06,841 --> 00:14:08,759
It's all right, Billy, get in.
270
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,680
I've got to go and see the florist.
271
00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:17,280
I've got a few knock-off dresses...
272
00:14:17,281 --> 00:14:21,239
need you to pick one for Mimi ...
it'll just take a minute...
273
00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:22,480
Maybe later, mate.
274
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,600
Grab him!
275
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:38,079
Fuck's sake!
What's up with you?!
276
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,358
Sorry.
277
00:14:39,359 --> 00:14:40,320
You OK?
278
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:43,120
Get in.
279
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,000
Hang on, Tony!
280
00:14:56,001 --> 00:14:57,800
Fucking hell...
281
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:03,440
Right. Get in here and bend over,
you worthless piece of shi...
282
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,600
Tony doesn't mind.
283
00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,800
Won't be long.
284
00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:17,559
Bit kinky. Much demand?
285
00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:18,560
You've no idea.
286
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,919
I just almost ran our Shane over.
287
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:24,839
He's in bits.
288
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,919
Feel guilty about fucking
your mum's relationship
289
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:29,919
so you want to fix your brother's?
290
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:33,879
I don't need some headcase going
under when we're out grafting.
291
00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:37,039
Again, all about you.
The law according to Jamie Maguire.
292
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,279
It's not just about me
293
00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:43,320
if some ex-smackhead brass
is taking the piss out of my family.
294
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,160
Please leave.
295
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,360
Tell me I'm wrong.
296
00:15:58,800 --> 00:15:59,760
Does he know?
297
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:06,400
Did it get a bit messy
with some punter?
298
00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:10,200
Are you keeping it?
299
00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,399
No wonder you want out.
300
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,319
It was over long before this.
301
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:22,079
Yeah, well, he thinks
you're giving it another go.
302
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:25,239
Yeah? If we do,
it's because we want to.
303
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:26,560
KNOCKING ON DOOR
304
00:16:26,561 --> 00:16:28,319
When will you learn?
305
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:31,559
You can't make the world
fit into the box you want.
306
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,999
And every time you force it,
307
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:38,240
it keeps straining to spring back
into the shape it was meant to be.
308
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:48,280
Try not to hurt him too much.
309
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,679
850, 9,
310
00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:05,279
950, two grand.
311
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:09,879
Now add that to what he's
already give you.
312
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:12,040
Making me give in
and let Billy think I'm a pushover?
313
00:17:12,041 --> 00:17:14,319
He thinks he did good, though.
314
00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:15,078
Three?
315
00:17:15,079 --> 00:17:16,160
Five.
316
00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:17,919
Three and a half?
317
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:20,440
You can't kid a kidder.
Four and a half.
318
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:25,440
My last offer... four grand.
319
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,999
I'm grateful, Ches.
320
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,558
I got my reputation to think of.
321
00:17:34,559 --> 00:17:35,918
He's just trying to prove himself.
322
00:17:35,919 --> 00:17:37,998
Jackson said he was
a trier at school.
323
00:17:37,999 --> 00:17:39,840
That's what we called
the divvies in woodwork.
324
00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:42,159
Don't be so sensitive, Mimi.
325
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,279
He didn't even get that.
326
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:47,519
Don't think I haven't noticed all
the sniggering behind our backs.
327
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,920
You're being paranoid.
328
00:17:48,921 --> 00:17:51,639
Yeah? Hardly been inundated
with offers to help, have we?
329
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:53,120
I helped with your vows.
330
00:17:53,121 --> 00:17:57,279
Whit-whoo(!) Nobody's actually
said they're pleased for us.
331
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,960
To be honest...
332
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:05,840
A few of us aren't sure
you're doing the right thing.
333
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,559
Mimi always knows her own mind.
334
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:12,079
Too right, Ches.
335
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:14,839
We'll see how dubious everyone is
336
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:18,079
when they're necking
free champagne all night.
337
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,119
All night...?!
338
00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:22,479
That dibble deserves all he gets.
339
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:27,159
Think they can go round
slapping who they like...
340
00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:28,318
Is that our Daz?
341
00:18:28,319 --> 00:18:29,600
Give us your phone, you dick.
342
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,200
Daz!
343
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,839
How much? I'll buy it off you!
344
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,839
Daz!
345
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:40,759
Daz!
346
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,318
He'll get fuck all
in Cash for Stash, him.
347
00:18:42,319 --> 00:18:43,520
You all right?
348
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,440
How about that for gratitude(?)
349
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:54,639
Is there a price on the '45 Phantom
convertible without a chauffeur...?
350
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:55,960
Let's go.
351
00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:59,600
What's the postcode
got to do with it?
352
00:18:59,601 --> 00:19:03,279
Yeah? Why don't you stick your
shit car up your arse, you prick?
353
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,640
That's the spirit.
354
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,960
Now, about that chat.
355
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:18,959
Piss-taking over, sunshine.
356
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:22,199
Pack whatever possessions you've
accumulated in your tender years
357
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,278
and fuck off as far away
from our mum as you can.
358
00:19:24,279 --> 00:19:25,278
What about Mimi?
359
00:19:25,279 --> 00:19:26,760
What about her?
360
00:19:26,761 --> 00:19:28,719
She's recovered from worse
361
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:30,398
than some spotty little scrote
doing a midnight flit.
362
00:19:30,399 --> 00:19:31,480
That's right.
363
00:19:31,481 --> 00:19:34,079
You get in touch and tell her
you had second thoughts...
364
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:36,480
you've changed your mind,
it wasn't meant to be...
365
00:19:36,481 --> 00:19:38,199
make up whatever you want...
366
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:41,279
but if I ever see you
around here again...
367
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,080
I'll let this pit bull
get medieval on your arse.
368
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:51,599
At least it's working.
369
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:54,119
It's mint.
Might get one on my next upgrade.
370
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,840
Thought you just got a new phone?
371
00:19:55,841 --> 00:20:00,879
30 quid. They're 150 in the shop ...
contract only.
372
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:01,959
Who off?
373
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:02,640
Daz Mitchell.
374
00:20:02,641 --> 00:20:05,159
You shouldn't even know him.
375
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:08,039
It's all right for you to
shag his sister, though?!
376
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,119
And a lovely girl she is, too.
377
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:10,920
Hypocrite.
378
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,759
Where's he even getting 30 quid?
379
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:17,240
You should be
praising his initiative.
380
00:20:17,241 --> 00:20:19,239
Should be on a curfew.
381
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,519
That's right. 24/7. Thought Police.
382
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,839
Tight rein does them
no favours round here.
383
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:27,000
Just enough slack
to stretch to Strangeways...?
384
00:20:27,001 --> 00:20:30,879
Social worker in the area... Is your
new mate getting under your skin?
385
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:31,600
Behave.
386
00:20:31,601 --> 00:20:35,679
No, no ... careful Carl. Y'know,
enemy within. Cameron's Stasi...
387
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,319
You should lay off the weed.
388
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,678
It's got nothing to...
389
00:20:38,679 --> 00:20:39,600
THUMPING MUSIC IN EARPHONES
390
00:20:39,601 --> 00:20:42,559
INAUDIBLE
391
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,399
Go on.
392
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,720
It will pass, you know.
393
00:20:45,721 --> 00:20:47,239
What will?
394
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:48,678
Thinking you're better.
395
00:20:48,679 --> 00:20:49,760
I'm going for a run.
396
00:20:49,761 --> 00:20:54,199
You not think there was plenty of
times I'd had enough of the gaff?
397
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:57,559
I was a young man once,
sick of this place.
398
00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:01,479
But we ... Gallaghers ...
thrive in this environment.
399
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:04,959
Darwinian. We're naturals when
it comes to playing the game.
400
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,319
Their game...
401
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,879
So how come everyone
else got off? Fiona, Lip...?
402
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:14,239
Monica's snide little genes blagged
it to the front with them.
403
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:18,839
Truth be told, they're not
made for it the same way.
404
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:22,919
You and me... peas in a pod.
405
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:26,799
Like your new bird said ... there's
more of me in you than the others.
406
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:30,079
You're even better than I ever was.
407
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,919
Running errands for Jamie,
plenty of readies.
408
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,720
You're a proper success story.
409
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,880
You can run but you can't hide.
410
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,559
SHOUTING
411
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,279
Someone help!
412
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:58,360
Gallagher.
413
00:21:58,361 --> 00:22:01,519
Someone give me a hand! Someone!
414
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,240
Gallagher!
415
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:17,399
Been a while since we last
ate as a family.
416
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:21,039
Sardine butties and Greggs'
custard slices for Cilla's birthday.
417
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:24,919
A proper meal. Conversation.
We still need to clear the air.
418
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,719
And you need some decent
scran inside you.
419
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,199
Nerves, excitement, whatever it is...
420
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,200
AIDS?
421
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,159
Where's Kelly?
422
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,999
Getting rifled off a six ft stud
with an eight inch length?
423
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,359
Stop winding him up!
424
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:46,519
I don't want him
wasting away before we get hitched.
425
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,120
No one be late.
426
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,479
Has he packed?
427
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:54,720
Mam's had us too busy.
428
00:22:54,721 --> 00:22:56,879
Be around for her once he's gone.
429
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,119
She's gonna need looking after.
430
00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:00,799
Still say we cut him up...
431
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,399
I used to melt in Monica's eyes...
432
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,120
but these...
433
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,400
It better not turn all to mush.
434
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,679
They'll sort that out.
435
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,319
No wonder I'm mad for Carl.
436
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:17,159
He obviously learnt his lyrics
from a master craftsman.
437
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,479
Oh, eh up, here he is.
438
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:21,879
Careful what you say.
439
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:24,278
Eh, I've got someone to look
after me anyway.
440
00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:25,240
It was for football!
441
00:23:25,241 --> 00:23:26,799
Have you seen this?
442
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,359
Another busy fucker
sticking their nose in.
443
00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:31,840
Some pensioner just naused
a brothel.
444
00:23:31,841 --> 00:23:33,559
It stopped people traffickers.
445
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:34,520
There were 13-year-old girls
in there!
446
00:23:34,521 --> 00:23:36,319
See!
447
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:37,759
Priorities... messed up.
448
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,759
Converting to the dark side already.
449
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:41,878
Don't be stupid!
450
00:23:41,879 --> 00:23:43,320
Got to earn a living somehow.
451
00:23:43,321 --> 00:23:46,079
Jamie. We're late.
452
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,079
So are we.
453
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:51,640
Don't know what the rush is.
KFC's 24/7.
454
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,239
Cheers, everyone.
455
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,039
Cheers!
456
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:58,879
TIMER RINGS
457
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:01,799
Micky, hand.
458
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,360
Why haven't you packed yet?
459
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,680
Can't beat a pan of scouse.
460
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,599
Sprouts, Kell?
461
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,159
Billy's not been eating properly...
462
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:26,839
laying on the wedding of the year's
taking its toll.
463
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:27,960
(I love you.)
464
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:48,799
I don't need it.
465
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,680
Looks like someone's had a few
beers.
466
00:24:50,681 --> 00:24:53,960
If you want to get rid of me,
you'll have to do it your way.
467
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,959
I've got something I need to say.
468
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:10,679
I know most of you don't want
this to happen.
469
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:14,760
Nice to see no one's denying it.
Appreciate the honesty.
470
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,999
So, in case anyone gets a bit brave,
471
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:23,079
"Speak now or forever
hold your peace..."
472
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,560
I'm gonna prove
I know what I'm doing.
473
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,600
What was always my dream?
474
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:37,199
When you were kids,
where was my dream place to live?
475
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:38,760
Aigburth?
476
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:41,160
By the sea.
477
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:47,600
The final piece in my jigsaw of life.
Keep me happy til the day I die.
478
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:03,279
Three months ago your father rang me.
479
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:04,200
Where is he?
480
00:26:04,201 --> 00:26:07,039
Working with some main
players out of Bangkok.
481
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,119
Exporting all over the world.
482
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:11,639
Hey ... we could visit.
483
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,879
An 'oliday.
484
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:16,040
You said you've always fancied
Thailand...?
485
00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:18,399
Lovely.
486
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:22,359
This is his six bedroom house
on the beach. Four staff.
487
00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:24,199
Chauffeur driven Merc.
488
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,959
He asked me to join him.
489
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:30,279
Told me he'd do anything.
Totally new man ... begged me,
490
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,319
said none of it mattered without me.
491
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:35,039
Like a lottery win.
492
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:36,920
Except...
493
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,799
I told him it's not what I wanted.
494
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:43,040
I don't believe you.
495
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:48,320
First class. Manchester to Bangkok.
496
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:55,359
This was before Billy turned up.
497
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:56,719
That's the point.
498
00:26:56,720 --> 00:27:00,159
If I know that
I don't want that luxury
499
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,399
and comfort for the rest
of my days,
500
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:07,000
credit me with enough intelligence
to know what I do want now.
501
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,879
We are doing this anyway.
502
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,879
But you're my family.
503
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:17,999
You're the people I want to spend
the rest of my life among.
504
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,639
Your approval counts more than
I think you know.
505
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,200
It won't be complete without
you behind us.
506
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:28,960
If you really love me,
please give us your blessing.
507
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:37,120
Fine.
508
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,239
You'll always be my little star.
509
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:50,599
Even Cilla couldn't knock
you off that pedestal.
510
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,799
Never feel threatened.
511
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:56,840
But I'd be the proudest mum in the
world if you'd agree to give me away.
512
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:02,960
Eh.
513
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:10,718
To Mimi and Billy...
514
00:28:10,719 --> 00:28:12,200
Mimi and Billy.
515
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:20,559
(VOICES OUTSIDE) Keep away. Agh!
Get off you dickhead.
516
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:21,840
Get here, you slag.
517
00:28:21,841 --> 00:28:24,719
I'll smash your head in!
518
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,279
Aagh!
519
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:27,680
SHOUTING CONTINUES
520
00:28:27,681 --> 00:28:30,319
SIRENS WAIL.
521
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:33,119
Leave her alone!
522
00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:35,960
Get in there, you slag,
I'm warning you!
523
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:47,040
(FRANK'S VOICE) 'We Gallaghers thrive
in this environment. Darwinian.
524
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,040
'You and me... peas in a pod.'
525
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:04,919
Simon!
526
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:06,680
Nice timing. You come to console me?
527
00:29:06,681 --> 00:29:08,359
I'll say what I saw.
528
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:11,679
Once it made the news
they get a bit keen for a scapegoat.
529
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,799
I don't get you.
530
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:17,119
With my previous ...
suspension's the easy option.
531
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:18,839
Nothing I can do?
532
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,840
Did it take you this long
to grow a pair?
533
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,560
We are fucked.
534
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:28,600
He says he's a 34 waist
535
00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:31,680
but I don't reckon he's seen his
bollocks since they dropped.
536
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:34,960
There you go, "Dad."
537
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:38,920
Finished?
538
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,558
Got a couple of spares
for the derby on Saturday.
539
00:29:50,559 --> 00:29:51,840
Should batter them.
540
00:29:51,841 --> 00:29:54,119
He still seems wary.
541
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:55,800
Micky freaking him out won't help.
542
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,119
Fiance's still off his food.
543
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,600
He must have lost a stone
with all this pressure.
544
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:06,558
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
545
00:30:06,559 --> 00:30:07,800
Carl.
546
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:15,599
No wires?
547
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:16,839
Behave!
548
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:18,160
Laters.
549
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:21,880
Hope you don't mind me asking...
550
00:30:21,881 --> 00:30:22,999
Go on.
551
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,879
My mates'd crumble. Bit young.
552
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:27,040
I'm not saying you're
old, it's just you've
553
00:30:27,041 --> 00:30:29,199
got a bit more about
you than most people.
554
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,678
What the fuck are you on about?
555
00:30:30,679 --> 00:30:32,400
Will you be my best man?
556
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:41,918
Least you've got your appetite back.
557
00:30:41,919 --> 00:30:43,040
I'm hungry for you!
558
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:49,959
We've got a bit of business
to attend to.
559
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:53,079
Could use another set of hands.
You're family now.
560
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,720
Bit of bonding will do you good.
561
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,278
What's the business?
562
00:31:17,279 --> 00:31:18,038
You are.
563
00:31:18,039 --> 00:31:19,400
No point in hanging round.
564
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:27,639
Agh! What the fuck's that?
565
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:30,919
Steds.
Time to exercise those demons.
566
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,679
Mild ones. Stop your whining.
567
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,040
We've only got a week...
568
00:31:35,041 --> 00:31:37,960
Mam won't want you looking like
a crackhead at the wedding.
569
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:41,960
Ha-ha-ha! Come on, champ.
570
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:51,999
Hello... Needed to swerve predators
a few million aeons ago?
571
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:55,079
Hardly. Quick enough to catch a dodo?
572
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,959
What do you think KFC and Nando's
are all about?
573
00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,360
Civilisation.
574
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,040
How's he doing?
575
00:32:02,041 --> 00:32:04,480
Who "runs" around here anyway?
576
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:08,919
Having it a bit
lively from the odd lot, maybe.
577
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:11,639
I'm looking after myself, proper.
578
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,279
Oh well... Ehh!
579
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,719
Here she is!
580
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,359
About time you two settled down.
581
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,439
Ignoring your texts?
582
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:21,760
We need to talk properly.
583
00:32:21,761 --> 00:32:23,119
Tonight.
584
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:24,320
Oh he's here now.
585
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:28,080
Yeah.
586
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:31,520
Got it.
587
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:35,358
Lucky day, Carl.
588
00:32:35,359 --> 00:32:36,478
Collect that for Jamie?
589
00:32:36,479 --> 00:32:38,880
Be the easiest monkey
you've ever earnt.
590
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,119
Tell him I'm passing.
591
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:46,040
I don't think you've got a choice.
592
00:32:46,041 --> 00:32:48,839
Well, no offence,
that's exactly what I've got.
593
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:49,999
Oh, aye?
594
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,600
I'll go.
595
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:59,599
Feel free to stay mates with him if
you want, but I'm calling it a day.
596
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:02,359
Who you talking to?
597
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,959
Oh, well, As the man said...
598
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:06,719
Old...
599
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:07,799
young...
600
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,120
All the rage round here. Eh, Mimi?
601
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:12,640
Do one, you tramp.
602
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:20,039
CHEERING AND VOICES ON TV.
603
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,599
No way, that can't be his.
604
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,638
No, I'm not having that,
how could you?
605
00:33:24,639 --> 00:33:26,520
Where would you fucking put it?
606
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:31,599
I'm pregnant.
607
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,679
I'm with child.
608
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:37,559
Fat fuck. Tell you something,
they shouldn't even have kids.
609
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,679
Somebody else's.
610
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,240
What you say?
611
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,680
I'm going to have a baby. I'm sorry.
612
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,799
Who?
613
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,359
One of your regulars?
614
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:00,919
Could be a one-off.
615
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,880
Did you forget to take your tablets?
616
00:34:02,881 --> 00:34:05,799
Nothing's hundred percent.
617
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:09,159
But the pill and a condom,
it makes the chances minute.
618
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:11,919
So I'll buy a lottery ticket.
See if the luck continues.
619
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,279
It wasn't on purpose!
620
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,119
(SIGHS)
621
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,880
I hate hurting you.
622
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:23,159
Maybe it's what we need.
623
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:24,519
Somebody else's baby?!
624
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,559
A family.
No one needs to know it's not mine.
625
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:30,079
Everyone knows you're a jaffa.
They'll slaughter you.
626
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:31,840
Not if we say there's a new
discovery.
627
00:34:31,841 --> 00:34:33,879
Jesus, Shane!
628
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:37,479
Call me a slag! Slap me,
make some fucking sense!
629
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:38,879
We'll know.
630
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,679
Kel, I don't care what anyone says.
631
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:42,840
I'm losing all respect for you.
632
00:34:42,841 --> 00:34:44,919
Yeah, well you'll find it again.
633
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:46,279
This can't go on.
634
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,719
I can't go on. Without you.
635
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:50,439
Yes you can.
636
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:51,360
Kelly.
637
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:57,080
I couldn't live without you.
638
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,680
I don't know what I'd do.
639
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:06,039
Please, Shane.
640
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:09,199
Don't go there.
641
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,799
You'll learn to love me again.
642
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,680
I know you will.
643
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:27,560
♪ THE JAM:
A Town Called Malice
644
00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:37,399
BELL RINGS
645
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:41,559
♪ Stop dreaming of the quiet life cos
it's the one we'll never know... ♪
646
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:44,239
Come on, Billy!
He's getting away from you! Go on!
647
00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:46,719
♪ ..those rosy days are few... ♪
648
00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:47,720
Argh!
649
00:35:47,721 --> 00:35:49,199
♪ And stop apologising
650
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,279
♪ For the things you never done
651
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:55,559
♪ Cos time is short and life is cruel
but it's up to us to change
652
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:57,680
♪ This town called malice! ♪
653
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:10,919
Taking him! You're doing it!
Go on, Billy!
654
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:14,839
No, and the crowd go wild!
655
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,520
(PANTS) Fuck!
656
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:23,359
You said, if I beat you at anything,
we can go home.
657
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:24,679
What's up with you?
658
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:27,239
No more... I just want to go.
659
00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:29,839
Come on, Champ.
660
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:30,480
Look... I just
want to go home!
661
00:36:30,481 --> 00:36:32,959
Eh? Eh?
662
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:35,040
Oh!
663
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:39,959
What do you reckon?
664
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:41,159
Not bad.
665
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:43,480
Think he's ready?
666
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,520
Welcome to the family.
667
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:54,520
Hey. You wouldn't have
put me down that easy.
668
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:01,679
It's a pathetic excuse
for ordinary nobheads
669
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:04,519
going bananas away from
the missus and the uprights,
670
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:07,359
sniffing charlie
and shagging brass!
671
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,679
Pitiful existence.
672
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:12,800
You not get asked on
the stag-do, then, Frank?
673
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:15,799
SIRENS BLARE
674
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:19,079
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
675
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:21,759
(LAUGHS) Hey!
Hen-pecked already!
676
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:24,959
I tell you what, he's a braver man
than me taking her on.
677
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:29,519
Yeah, it's OK, but it doesn't feel
right if you're not having one.
678
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:31,679
I had one the first time round.
679
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:35,279
Last thing I need's a hangover
on my special day.
680
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:38,279
Chesney's on his way.
681
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:41,319
Enjoy yourself.
I'm all right. Don't worry.
682
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:44,640
OK, then. Right, bye.
683
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,079
Look, you sure you're OK?
684
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,200
Course I am!
685
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:56,119
Do you want one of mammy's stories?
686
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,000
FRONT DOOR CLOSES
687
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:03,799
About a princess
who waited half her life
688
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,959
to find a real prince charming?
689
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,919
KNOCKING ON FRONT DOOR
690
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,720
Keep your fucking hat on!
691
00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:16,159
Mimi Maguire?
692
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:16,840
What's it to you?
693
00:38:16,841 --> 00:38:20,479
I'm arresting you for wilful neglect
of your duties as the hen,
694
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:23,119
on the orders of your friends
and neighbours.
695
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:26,239
Ha-ha! You didn't think
you'd get away with it that easy?
696
00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:28,880
CHEERING
697
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:34,160
CHEERING CONTINUES,
MUSIC PLAYS
698
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:48,160
Here, don't encourage...
699
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:59,760
DANCE MUSIC DROWNS OUT SPEECH
700
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:10,080
What are you playing at?
701
00:39:10,081 --> 00:39:12,319
No harm in giving him
one final test.
702
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:15,599
He's been on the steds over a week,
we'll be lucky if he doesn't
703
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:19,639
smash this gaff up and try and rape
half the birds in here as it is!
704
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:22,680
I want to see how committed
he really is.
705
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:30,360
No complaints.
706
00:39:30,361 --> 00:39:32,240
Mum's the word, eh?
707
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:45,839
MUSIC PLAYS IN THE OTHER ROOM
708
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:49,479
♪ TAKE THAT:
Shine
709
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:55,279
♪ You, you're such a big star to me
You're everything I wanna be... ♪
710
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,199
Fuck!
711
00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:00,559
♪ ..stuck in a hole
and I want you to get out... ♪
712
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:01,320
DOOR SLAMS
713
00:40:01,321 --> 00:40:02,919
Carl?
714
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:04,000
How are you supposed to fasten...?
715
00:40:04,001 --> 00:40:07,199
(SINGS ALONG) # But I know
it's time for you to leave
716
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:12,239
♪ We're all just pushing along
Trying to figure it out, out, out!
717
00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:16,719
♪ All your anticipation
pulls you down... ♪
718
00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:19,959
CHURCH BELLS RING
719
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,159
Boys, boys. John!
720
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,479
PEOPLE CHATTER
721
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:25,599
Jackson!
722
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:28,920
PEOPLE GREET EACH OTHER
723
00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:30,800
Sound, yeah.
724
00:40:30,801 --> 00:40:32,559
Good luck.
725
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:35,760
She's coming, she's coming!
She's coming, come on!
726
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:45,360
INAUDIBLE
727
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,080
Good luck.
728
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:02,000
HORSE NEIGHS LOUDLY
729
00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:04,519
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today
730
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:08,279
to celebrate the wedding
of William and Katherine.
731
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:09,560
(SHE MOUTHS)
732
00:41:09,561 --> 00:41:14,279
Do you, Katherine Mimi
Harmonica Joy Maguire,
733
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,399
take William Tutton
to be your husband?
734
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,759
I do.
735
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:22,319
If anyone knows
of any lawful impediment,
736
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,360
please speak now
or forever hold your peace.
737
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:30,000
COUGHING
738
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:37,799
You've taught me, nurtured me,
helped me to grow and mature.
739
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:41,359
I will respect and treasure you
with every atom of my being.
740
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:44,559
Your precious family is now my own
741
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:47,279
and I embrace them into my world.
742
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:50,440
Jamie... Shane...
743
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:56,279
Walk on together, I pledge
to never try to control you,
744
00:41:56,280 --> 00:42:00,079
to never smother you.
Trust and love will ensure
745
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:03,560
we walk on our natural paths
wherever they lead us.
746
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:11,520
You may now kiss the bride.
747
00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:16,320
CHEERING AND WHISTLING
748
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:28,040
Go on, son!
749
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:34,160
CHEERING CONTINUES OUTSIDE
750
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,479
I am sorry.
751
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:44,800
I know.
752
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:52,719
I won't stop you any more.
753
00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:54,160
Thank you.
754
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,279
CHATTER
755
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:11,720
CHURCH BELLS RING
756
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,640
HUGE CHEER
757
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:19,800
CHEERING CONTINUES
758
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:27,079
Billy and Mimi knew
they'd face criticism.
759
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:31,519
They knew people'd disapprove,
even those closest to 'em.
760
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,599
BOOING
761
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:37,600
Regardless of this,
they've let their love lead them.
762
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,878
They were strong enough
to stand up
763
00:43:41,879 --> 00:43:44,120
for what they believed in
most of all.
764
00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:46,639
See, they've set an example.
They've proved that
765
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:50,400
you find your true direction
when you're true to yourself.
766
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,679
Today's a very special day.
767
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:59,519
And I'm proud in more ways
than you could know.
768
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:01,760
Thanks for making me
your best man.
769
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:04,719
CHEERING
770
00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:06,639
Right, a toast!
771
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:09,559
To Billy and Mimi Tutton,
the bride and groom!
772
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:11,920
CHEERING
773
00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:18,399
MUSIC STARTS
774
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:22,679
♪ JAMES BROWN:
Papa's Got A Brand-New Bag
775
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:26,119
'Moving on. It's difficult when
it means leaving people behind.'
776
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:30,799
Just lend us some wads, you know,
to get some drinks, yeah.
777
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:31,840
Here's 20.
778
00:44:31,841 --> 00:44:33,359
Thank you.
779
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,919
It's a free bar!
780
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:38,359
'Moving on's even more difficult
781
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:41,199
'when the life you choose is
something so unusual.
782
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,959
'So different to what you know.
You might as well
783
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,118
'have dropped in
from another planet.'
784
00:44:46,119 --> 00:44:46,920
♪ Not too fancy... ♪
785
00:44:46,921 --> 00:44:49,439
(MAN) Turn it up!
786
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:53,599
♪ But his line is pretty clean
787
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:56,319
♪ Ain't no drag!
788
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:59,320
♪ Papa's got a brand-new bag
789
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:05,479
♪ It's the Jerk! He's doing the Fly
790
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:08,279
♪ Don't play him cheap
cos you know he ain't shy
791
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:12,039
♪ He's doing the Monkey
The Mashed Potatoes
792
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:16,839
♪ Jump back, Jack
See you later, alligator!
793
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:19,239
♪ Come now, sister
794
00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:21,520
♪ Papa's in the swing
795
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:27,119
♪ Ain't too hip now
796
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:30,399
♪ But I can dig
the new breed, babe
797
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:33,759
♪ Ain't no drag
798
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:36,640
♪ He's got a brand-new bag
799
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,799
♪ Oh, Papa!
800
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,279
♪ He's doing the Jerk
801
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:46,239
♪ Papa, he's doing the Jerk
802
00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:49,839
♪ He's doing the twist
just like this!
803
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:53,279
♪ He's doing the Fly every day
and every night... ♪
804
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:55,520
CHEERING
805
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,839
'I'm not waiting around
to be discovered.
806
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:04,919
'But what else am I going to do?'
807
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:06,919
(SOBS)
808
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:09,559
'Start a riot?! (LAUGHS)'
809
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:12,320
(SOBBING CONTINUES)
810
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:33,920
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811
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:13,520
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