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(Transcribed by TurboScribe.ai. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) Hi, I'm Allison.

I bet you're wondering why I'm putting a

bikini on under my school uniform.

Good thing you're talking to the master.

I've already got eight skip days under my

belt this semester, and I'm cruising into number

nine.

My dad is completely oblivious.

He never notices when I skip school.

The only problem is maybe my new stepmom,

Alexis.

The key to skipping school is three things.

First, you gotta watch your posture.

If you're standing up too straight, they're never

gonna believe you're sick.

But you gotta make sure that your groans

aren't too high-pitched.

So you gotta watch the tone of your

voice.

Make it low.

Oh, my stomach hurts so bad, Mom.

The last thing you have to remember is

intent.

If you tell them that you wanna stay

home from school, they're never gonna believe it.

It's a surefire way to wind up in

class.

So make sure that you say, No, Mom,

I really wanna go to school today.

You don't have to take my word for

it.

Just watch the master at work.

My stepmom is just like my dad.

So caught up in everything she has to

do.

Dishes, housework.

She couldn't care less about me.

She'll never even know I'm gone.

Hey, sweetie, come on, let's go.

You're gonna be late for school, and you

don't wanna be late.

See?

Clueless.

Showtime.

Oh.

Allison, are you alright?

Yeah, Mom, I'm totally fine.

I just think it was something I ate

for breakfast this morning.

Something you ate, are you sure?

Yeah, it's making me a little queasy.

You don't feel warm, but you kinda do

look a little clammy.

Hold on, maybe I have something.

Here.

Do I feel clammy?

Um, a little bit.

I think you should stay home.

I'm sure it's nothing.

I don't think you should go to school.

I have to go to school, Mom.

You can't go to school sick, Allison.

You're gonna get everybody else sick.

Oh, Mom, I think I might die.

You're not gonna die.

Allison.

I'm not gonna die, I'm gonna throw up.

Okay, you're staying home.

Do not puke in my car, Allison.

You're staying home.

Allison, get out of the car, please.

Allison, come on.

Works every time.

I'm sorry, sweetie.

I'm so sorry you're sick.

It's okay, Mom.

I'll be fine.

I don't think you're gonna be fine.

I mean, is there something I could do

for you?

I don't wanna leave you here like this.

No, no, you need to go to work.

I'll be fine.

I didn't just marry your dad, you know.

I married you and Kimmy.

You're like, you're my family.

I wanna take care of you.

Thanks, Mom.

It's okay, I'll be fine.

Just go to work.

I just need to rest it off, yeah.

Just go to work, I'll be fine.

Don't worry about it.

Okay, I'm gonna come back later and check

on you, though.

Okay, sweetheart?

Okay, don't, don't rush.

I think I'll be fine here by myself.

Just stay in bed and get some rest,

please.

Okay.

Okay.

See?

I told you it was that easy.

Now all I gotta do is get a

ride to the beach.

Don't wanna be late to work.

She left her bag.

Great.

She's probably gonna need this, too.

Dammit.

Jesus.

Allison!

You forgot your bag!

Allison!

Oh, gosh.

Hey, sweetie.

You forgot your bag.

Oh, thanks, Mom.

You can just leave it.

Go ahead and get to work.

No, I can't go.

How are you feeling?

I'm sure I'll be fine after I rest

some.

Why don't I take some stuff out?

Just leave it out for you?

No, Mom, it's okay.

Leave it on the edge of the bed.

I'll get to it later.

No, Mom, it's fine.

I'll be fine.

Stop.

Stop it.

This is not your school bag.

You have sunblock and sunglasses in here.

In here?

What is this?

This is not, like, school stuff.

This is beach stuff.

You're gonna wear this to school?

What the hell, Allison?

I'm sorry?

Have you even been going to school at

all?

Yes.

I can't even believe that you did this.

I'm so pissed off.

I mean, seriously.

Why are you hiding?

You're seriously just gonna go to the beach

today.

You're full of shit.

Say something.

Can we not tell Dad?

Of course I'm gonna tell Dad.

No.

Please don't tell Dad.

Well, you expect me not to tell your

dad?

What are you gonna do?

Besides ruin my day some more?

Whatever you want.

I'll do all the house chores.

Do all the dishes.

Anything you want.

Just please don't tell Dad.

That's not gonna be good enough.

I'm sorry.

I'll clean the pool.

I'll go pick up all the dog poop.

I'll study for hours on end.

Just please, please, please don't tell Dad.

He'll be so mad.

I don't know.

I'm really disappointed in you.

I don't even know how you can make

it up to me.

I'm gonna have to think about that one.

What's anything?

Whatever you want.

Anything you want.

First thing I want you to do is

get out of the damn bathing suit.

You're definitely not going to the beach.

Okay, well.

Just sit there.

Come over here.

Come here.

Sit here.

So what were you saying earlier about not

telling your dad?

Can we please not tell him?

I think I kind of have to.

What do you want me to do?

I'll do whatever you want so that you

don't tell Dad.

He's gonna be so mad at me.

Kiss me.

But you're my mom.

I'm not your mom.

I'm your stepmom.

Do you not want me to tell your

dad?

Okay.

Kiss me.

But this is weird.

What if Dad found out?

This is not weird.

Would you rather him find out that you

weren't going to school?

No.

Then this isn't weird at all.

Sorry, but you're gonna have to do more

than this.

Only if you're not telling him.

Okay.

Don't be scared, please.

I'm your stepmom.

Are you sure we should be doing this?

Yes, I'm sure.

I don't think that Dad would...

Dad wouldn't appreciate that if you...

Shh.

But it's wrong.

I mean, you're my...

I just don't think Dad would think it's

right either.

And I might get in more trouble.

I think it's just fine.

But what if he finds out?

I swear.

Are you scared of him?

They're awfully big.

They're lonely.

I want you to suck on them.

You want me to do what?

I want you to suck on my breasts.

Okay.

Don't be so scared.

I've just never done that before.

Never?

Mm-hmm.

Come here.

Come close.

Suck on my balls.

Don't stop.

Am I doing it right?

Yes, I'll tell you if you're not.

Yeah, I really don't know if Dad would

appreciate this.

I don't care.

Mm.

Mm.

I don't know, it just feels so wrong.

I guess it does feel pretty good.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh, my.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh.

Just a little.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh, Mommy.

Mm.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh, my God, I never knew that could

feel so good.

I guess it's okay as long as Dad

doesn't find out, right?

Mm.

Okay.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yes, Mommy.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, my God, Mommy, you're gonna be so

wet.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my god, oh my god!

Oh this is really good!

Oh my god, seriously.

Oh, oh.

Oh keep going.

I need to get you out of there.

Oh.

Oh, can you just take that to Susan's?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh I

want to kiss you more Oh

Yes Oh Oh

Oh Yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

Just a little bit.

There.

Yes, yes, That's

it.

No, no.

Yes, oh yes, oh yes.

Oh darling.

You're gonna be okay.心臟病好快就出來了。

心臟病快出來了。心臟病快出來了。心臟病快出來了。

Yes, yes, yes…

Yes, yes, yes!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh,

oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, I

promise.

Don't ever do this again.

Ever.

Ever.

No.

Promise?

I promise.

Never ditching school.

Ever.

Okay.

Well, get your ass in the shower and

get ready so I can take you.

Okay.

You're going to school now.

Okay.

Hi, honey.

No, you'll be fine.

Yeah, I'm going to get her off to

school right now.