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No, you want to play with me, Mom? I
want to play with you.
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Mommy wants to play with you.
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You want popcorn?
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I'll help you melt it.
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There's nothing going on in those boys'
heads.
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Yeah, I hear you.
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It's like they've never seen a boot
before.
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Right?
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Guys, they never grow up.
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Oh my god, popcorn's ready.
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It's about as crunchy as my stepson's
sheets.
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Oh my god, mine too.
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Ugh, what if they're on wet dreams or
something?
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Ugh, I thought the same thing about my
stepson.
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You know what they say.
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When men aren't having enough sex,
that's what happens.
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Isn't that true?
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I read it online, so definitely.
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When they aren't having their balls
drained regularly, it just builds up and
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leaks out at night.
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If only there was something we could do
to help them.
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Well, I think that there's something we
could try.
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Like what?
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Well, I don't know about you, but when I
married my husband, I had to teach him
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absolutely everything about pledging a
woman.
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If the apple doesn't fall far from the
tree,
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Our boys know next to nothing about
prosthetics.
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What do we do?
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Well, I think we sit them down and we
teach them a thing or two.
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If they start getting laid regularly,
then the crunchy sheets should stop.
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Perfect.
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Hey, what kid?
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But then, we need to talk to you boys.
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Yes, and it's very important.
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We think you're not getting a lot of
love from the ladies, and we want to
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Hey, we do alright.
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Yeah, we're swimming in pussy. I don't
think we need any help.
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Your sheets say otherwise.
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Yours too.
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We just want to help, boys.
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Let's start with the basics, okay?
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Okay. Like what?
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Well... Hand holding is a great place to
start.
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See? You have to be careful not to
squeeze too tight.
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Yeah, and be sure to make eye contact
and don't forget to smile.
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See? You can use your hand to get a
little bit flirty.
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See?
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Isn't that nice?
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Hey, whoa now.
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Don't get so fresh.
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Sorry, I thought you guys liked when we
were forward.
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Well, if you're going to go that route,
do it with a little bit of finesse.
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See, isn't that much better?
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Oh my god.
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Yes, it's much better.
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Oh my god, I think our step -sons have
boners.
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What are we going to do about it?
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Well, we can't leave him sitting here
like this.
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I suppose we could teach him a little
better if the cocks were actually out.
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Just for a minute?
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Just for a minute.
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Oh, Ross.
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This is so bad.
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Terrible? Yeah.
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Can I see your titties?
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Sure, sweetie.
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Go on. Don't be shy.
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Don't be shy.
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I'm taking good care of my stepson. I'm
taking real good care of him. I'm taking
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good care of mine.
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I'm doing my best.
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He's a handful.
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He seems to be enjoying himself.
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Do you think we should suck your dicks?
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Should we?
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I mean, they're already here.
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Yeah, let's do it.
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Stand up, boys.
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You ready?
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Thank you. Thank you.
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What now? Feel the energy on you?
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Oh, my God.
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I don't know why we didn't do this
forever ago
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Oh, my God.
85
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I'm sorry I shouldn't have kept that to
you.
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You're gonna fuck me now, okay
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I see why she's slow at first.
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This is happening.
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This is the craziest thing we've ever
done. Absolutely.
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Oh, my God.
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I can't believe I'm seeing this.
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Your steps on the cock are amazing. Oh,
my God. You have no idea.
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There's this, too.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, yeah.
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Holy shit. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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I hate taking you down, it's really
good.
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That's it, right there, right there,
right there, right there.
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Oh my God, it's over your fucking
stomach.
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Yes.
102
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:02,660
Holy fuck.
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Oh my God, I'm getting so cold. Oh my
God.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God. Oh my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Can I post you next?
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Why don't you lay down, Jay?
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Woo.
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I'm sorry.
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I know.
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Oh, sexy.
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Yeah.
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Yes, you can come.
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You have to do it.
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I'm going to make a mess all over your
fucking face.
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What?
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Oh my God. Yes, yes, yes. I'm going to
come. Keep squeezing.
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Yes, I'm coming.
121
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:51,540
Of course you won't be telling your
father about this. Of course not. It'd
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my ass.
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Shame goes for you. I promise.
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What do you say we have movie night more
often?
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That way we can keep their balls drained
and maybe stay away from those crunchy
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sheets.
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Yes.
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Oh my god, dude. I can't believe that
just happened. For real.
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