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As long as Jochen doesn't have to stay
in the clinic because of his car.
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There's probably only one thing in the
house that's always sharp.
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That you sleep in together and wake up
together.
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Which tail will I climb first?
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None.
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You'll show us what your father and your
brother did to you.
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Two tails at the same time in the same
hole.
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Yeah, that would be something new for me
too.
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Oh fine, then I'll show you how that
works.
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I'll let him in.
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Your
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daughter
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will be here soon.
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Yes, I'll be there.
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You ask
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what
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I want?
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Zurückholen will ich dich noch aus.
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Aber warum denn? Du hast doch die Mama
zum Vögeln.
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Die habe ich deinem Bruder überlassen.
Die fliege ich halt viel lieber.
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Weißt du, immer nur dein Schwanz, das
ist meiner Fotze zu vater.
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Gut, dann erlaube ich dir auch fremde
Schwänze.
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Einen pro Woche.
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Einen jeden Tag.
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Das haben wir jeden zweiten.
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Die restlichen Tage der Schloss Idy.
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Dafür will ich aber am Sonntag zwei
fremde Schwänze.
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Schön. Aber nur, wenn ich dich am
Sonntag auch zweimal vögeln darf.
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Wie Vater und Tochter ums Vögelzeichen.
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Das ist wirklich zum Bepissen.
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Die sind solche, was wir ausgemacht
haben.
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Alles klar.
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Gut. Dann hole ich jetzt meine Sachen.
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Halt. Lass die rasch nehmen. Ich bin
sehr ausgemacht.
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Wenn der Herrschaft nichts dagegen hat.
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Nur zu, sonst platzt Ihnen noch der
Pimmel.
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Knees in my breasts.
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Steck ihn hier wieder rein.
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I just do it all.
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Thank you.
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Come on, come on.
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Yeah, come next to me.
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I love you.
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I'll see ya.
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Amen.
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I know what's better.
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Lie down on the carpet.
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Oh my God.
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Oh.
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Thank you for your understanding.
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Come
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on,
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come on. Excuse me, let me go.
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Entschuldigung, ich bin hier
eingedrungen ohne Erlaubnis. Ich möchte
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eindringen, denn heiße ich Blaume.
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Bitte nicht eindringen. Ich bin die
ganze Nacht gefickt worden.
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Komm, ich habe eine wunderbare Heilsage
für dich, für die Detailöcher. Komm.
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Komm rein.
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Und setz dich mal dahin.
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So, jetzt mach dich schön, Paul.
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Tell me, what happened?
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I was hitchhiking and a truck driver
took me with him.
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We spent the night at a parking lot.
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And then a dozen of my colleagues
climbed over me.
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At least a dozen.
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They fucked me up two or three times.
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And when they fucked me up two or three
times,
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then the mess was so full, then they
shoved the seeds out with spoons.
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And for them it was a huge joy.
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But since then my hole is in my ass.
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Oh, we'll get there again.
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I think I'll go to the bathroom first.
Come on.
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If you want, you can stay here. You fit
in our barn.
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Oh,
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it's you.
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You'll hardly remember Kurt.
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He's the brother of Dagmar's ex
-husband, her brother -in -law.
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Hello.
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Hallo, freut mich, dich wiederzusehen.
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Dagmar Sporger?
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Schwester.
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Ach, jetzt weiß ich.
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Du warst der, der damals meine Schwester
in der Hausaufnahme gefügelt hat. Und
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ich stelle das besoffene Bräutigam.
Stimmt?
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Ja, das ist allen in Erinnerung
geblieben.
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Ja, aber sagen wir, warum seid ihr
umgeflogen?
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Ach, das ist nur Not bei dir.
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Und in dem Bereich sind wir hatten so
lange hier wohnen, bis unser Haus
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renoviert ist. Wir hatten einen
Wasserrohrbruch.
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Leider.
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Und wer ist die schüchte Jungfrau?
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Sie heißt Andrea und wird uns sicher
bestimmt noch viel Freude machen.
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Mein Bruder Jürgen.
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Herzlich Willkommen.
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Hallo.
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Setz dich, jetzt werden wir deine Mühe
erst mal auf Vordermann bringen.
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Sie ist gestern ein paar durch die
Männer in die Hände gefallen.
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Für mir in die Schwänze.
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Mach deine Beine schön breit.
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Kann einer der Herren bitte mal die
Schamlippen auseinanderziehen?
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Should I cream your ass with it?
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Yes? Yes.
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Let's see if you can handle a shunt.
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Oh no, please don't.
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I'm at the right place.
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There will be one of the two men and
women who will be at your disposal.
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Then we can only wait for a woman, not
you.
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Exactly, let's see who is faster.
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The first one to stand will get her.
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Oh, I see. My brother's making a mess.
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Come on, boy, that's enough.
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Stop,
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stop, stop, stop. Careful, careful.
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Oh,
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oh, very slowly.
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Careful.
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Yes, for the better.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh,
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yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Ski treaters.
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They're good.
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in my effort.
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. . . . . . .
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Have you any
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idea? They haven't left yet.
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Glaubst du, was ich mich abstrampeln
müssen, damit ich die morschen Zipfel in
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mein Loch kriegen konnte?
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Das geht auf keine Kuhhaut. Ich will
Pips nicht gleich verlachen.
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Hier blieb bloß noch die schnelle
Flucht.
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Sag mal, merkt ihr eigentlich, dass ihr
gefickt werdet?
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Ach, das ist es.
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Ich habe mich schon gewundert über die
dauernde Erschütterung.
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Wenn es ihr lieber ratschen wollt, dann
kriegen wir unsere Zuckerstangen halt
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wieder raus.
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Ach nein, lasst ihn nur drin.
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Wir wollen auch ganz brav sein und uns
auf eure Wohltaten konzentrieren.
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Thank you.
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May I ask which pig you're dealing with?
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Who is it?
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It's Mrs. Schreger and his secretary.
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Sorry, I don't know.
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Ah,
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I hope you'll treat me better than my
last one.
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The old boss didn't pay me back for a
week.
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That's unforgivable.
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If you're free, you'll miss one right
away.
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when I shot.
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I have to wait a little longer.
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A cavalier's figure increases the next
one only when he has satisfied the
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previous one.
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me right now.
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And it looks like you're having a
problem.
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I don't know what I've been missing for
so long.
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I thank you.
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You've really given me a moment.
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Attention, everyone. The day has started
as promised.
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I hope you're having a good time at the
party tonight.
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A party?
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Yes, I have a birthday tomorrow.
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We're going in tonight and out tomorrow.
Yes, but I'm really tired.
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We're going to Sweden.
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I think I have to lie down a little bit.
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Oh, you poor thing. You have to be
totally broken.
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But luckily your pussy works again.
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Yes, she never let me down when it came
to it.
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That's why I'm a cop.
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That's why I'm a cop.
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come to us in the future.
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um
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Thank you.
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Really? Or is there something going on
here?
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It's totally chaos.
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I was pulled through by a dark pearl
yesterday.
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Fuck you, promise.
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You haven't had enough yet, have you?
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Citron from last night.
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Let me move on.
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Gleich schießt sie ab. Du solltest mich
auch beeilen.
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Nix wie weg.
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Was das ein geiler Traum?
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Meine Klamotten, da komme ich hin.
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Werner?
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Wart ihr da?
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Vielleicht warst du dann, Männchen.
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Ihr Pferde!
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Wo bin ich hier nur hingeraten?
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Hier wird man sogar im Schlaf gefickt.
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Naja, immer noch besser, als wenn keiner
mehr Lust hätte, einen nur in den
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Schwanz reinzustecken.
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Good morning!
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Hi, good morning.
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My birthday is tomorrow.
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I heard your husband came with your
daughter -in -law. My daughter -in -law
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23 years old.
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How old is she?
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She is 23 years old.
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Her whole life is now with me.
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That's great.
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And you're doing this with her?
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When I became Ola's wife five years ago,
I immediately noticed that the little
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one, who was just 15 at the time, was
completely off me.
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A few weeks later, when the vacation was
over, the little ones were in bed with
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me.
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And that's how it went.
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And your husband has no idea?
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We only did it when he wasn't there.
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That was often enough.
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In bed at night, in the morning, someone
turns on the light.
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Because if it's with your stepdaughter,
you'll get a hot number.
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And yes, I want Miles to find joy in
picking.
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If he doesn't learn to click in this
way,
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he'll never learn it.
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Ja, um zum heutigen Abend zu kommen, wie
können wir am besten einleiten?
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Andrea ist neu.
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Wie werden Sie uns dann zum Besten
geben?
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Sie soll sich einen Abwuchsen verun, mit
dem höchsten Stil im Arsch.
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Was hältst du von dieser perversen Idee?
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Macht mir nichts aus.
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Okay, ich hole die Bürste.
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Mir ganz gewaltig. Komm, Gerlinde. Wir
bitten den Gästen an extra...
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What the hell is that?
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Great, we like that.
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Do you want to taste it?
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Yes, come on.
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Then let's open the new one.
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Okay.
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Oh, yeah.
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I don't know
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You must be hungry too, right?
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Oh, my God.
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Appetitlich, oder?
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Ja.
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Das war ja einmalig halt.
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Wirklich.
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Aber jetzt in dir haut es halt allein.
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What's that?
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We're not opening.
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Maybe he's already at your visit.
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I'm going.
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Vicky, hold on tight.
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Good afternoon, darling.
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Olaf, are you coming today?
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Mama. Mama.
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You're going to burst into our front
bathroom.
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That's how it always goes in the house.
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But take your place and enjoy the
program, okay?
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What kind of bullshitting idea is that?
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Come on, don't act like that. We don't
want to be picked up by the court.
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How does a man behave?
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01:09:07,180 --> 01:09:09,399
How does a woman behave in a different
way?
254
01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:13,200
Different countries, different
situations.
255
01:12:35,480 --> 01:12:36,480
What?
256
01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:38,780
I don't think you're quite at peace.
257
01:13:58,320 --> 01:13:59,320
Mmm.
258
01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:52,020
I'll go through with this post.
259
01:16:41,290 --> 01:16:42,730
When he spits, hold it in your mouth.
260
01:16:43,110 --> 01:16:44,110
Is that clear?
261
01:16:44,510 --> 01:16:47,390
No, Mama, please don't. You're sucking
my tail.
262
01:16:47,870 --> 01:16:48,870
Do you understand?
263
01:16:49,590 --> 01:16:50,590
Okay, Mama.
264
01:16:51,050 --> 01:16:52,810
Can I eat you when I'm finished?
265
01:16:53,470 --> 01:16:55,110
Only if you've done everything right.
266
01:19:06,260 --> 01:19:07,260
Entschuldige, Mama.
267
01:21:47,370 --> 01:21:48,370
Oh.
268
01:23:52,520 --> 01:23:53,920
Oh, God.
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