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(Transcribed by TurboScribe.ai. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) Yes, Nick.

No, your lead generation is up by 5

% and your social media engagement is up

2%.

Yeah, that's great.

So now we just need to make sure

you can reach those goals.

Have you had some trouble getting that together?

That's no problem.

So we just need to make sure we

set you up with a smart framework.

Okay, so your goals need to be specific,

they need to be measurable, attainable, relevant, and

time bound.

Yeah, Friday is no problem.

At noon, perfect.

Uh-huh.

What do you think about that?

I think you can come up with something

better.

Does that really say enough about your brand?

Why did you get into your business?

No, I'm listening.

Right, right, I see that.

Of course.

Well, do you really think that people see

you that way?

I think that's great.

Wait.

Oh no, you just made me laugh.

Breathing heavy.

I think that's a funny story.

Funny, funny story.

We should use that in your campaign.

Yes.

Yes.

You're so bad.

No, no, you're so bad.

Yeah, that was a bad example.

Come up with another strategy.

Wow.

Wow.

Really?

That's incredible.

Have you really been in business that long?

I love it.

Yeah, we should really use that.

What are you passionate about?

You're so naughty.

Uh-huh.

I'm listening.

Yes, yes, of course.

I like where this is going.

Uh-huh.

Tell me more.

Yes, I love it.

Well, has anything happened this week that really

stands out?

Yeah, that stands out.

You can probably use that in your business.

Let's develop that into a story.

Build that into our campaign.

I'm really into it.

Okay.

Well, let's set up an interview with her.

And maybe I can have a photographer meet

us.

And we can take some pictures of that

beautiful, beautiful burger.

I think that burger can be your feature.

If we just market it right on social

media.

Exactly.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Yeah, everybody will see how delicious it is.

Mouth-watering.

Yes.

Orgasmic.

Yes, your burger is orgasmic.

Wow.

Everybody will be saying how orgasmic your burger

is.

Yes, I love it.

I'm getting out of breath just thinking about

this.

I'm so excited about this project.

I'm going to have my whole team on

it.

Yes.

Okay.

I think that's a great idea.

Yes.

You should definitely introduce your new ingredients.

Everything you have, we're going to throw it

at this campaign.

Okay.

I want to wow everybody.

Everybody is going to be so excited when

I'm finished with you.

I promise.

Yes, Nick, I'm telling you, everybody is going

to love it.

Yes.

Okay.

Sure, I can hold one second.

Actually, you should get there 30 minutes early.

Because Emily will be there early as well.

I just get so excited talking about this.

You know me.

Very excited.

I know this is very important to you.

It is my number one priority.

Okay.

Okay.

Perfect.

Why don't you go over your goals one

more time with me?

Smart.

Reachable.

Attainable.

Yes, and measurable.

Yes, I'm here.

Okay.

Okay.

I love it.

Okay.

I think we can tweak that a little

bit.

We can maybe.

Yeah, exactly.

You already got this.

You got this.

You got this.

Now we schedule a date.

Start date.

And end date.

No, longer than that.

Longer.

Longer.

Just right.

Perfect.

I love it.

Okay.

Just do that.

Cross the board.

Don't stop.

You hear me?

Don't stop.

Yes, they're going to love it across all

platforms.

Everybody's going to love it.

Don't deviate from what you're doing.

If you stop, people are going to be

very confused.

That, that.

Yes, yes.

Bingo.

Oh, you got this.

I love it.

That's great.

Yes.

Uh-huh.

Okay.

That's a great idea.

I'll set that up.

No, no, no.

She'll be fine.

She's done it before.

Yeah, she's a real natural.

Yeah.

I promise you won't be disappointed.

How do I know?

Well, let's just say I've experienced her firsthand.

Of course.

I have to try out all my team

members to make sure the quality is there.

And the quality is there, I promise you.

Oh, they'll do anything to get you to

your goal.

They won't quit.

They never stop.

Yes, they're fucking relentless.

I promise you.

Actually, I can give you backdoor access.

Uh-huh.

I just get it like that.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, it definitely is big, juicy burger.

Of course.

Of course.

That's what everybody loves about it.

How big and juicy it is.

Yeah.

Oh, we can make a contest.

A hashtag contest.

What do you think are good memes?

More?

Oh, that's a great one.

It's great.

I love it.

Don't stop.

Keep them coming.

Keep them coming.

You're on fire.

You're on fire.

Don't stop now.

Don't stop.

Yes.

Great.

Give me some more hashtags.

Come on, just spit them out.

Spit it all out of your mouth.

Come on.

Spit it out.

I know you have those good ideas in

there.

Oh, I love it.

You're just great.

You are great.

You're natural.

You're so passionate.

Yeah, everything you're doing is perfect.

Spit them out.

We have a winner.

Yes.

I like that one.

That one.

I'm writing that one down.

You're so passionate at what you do.

Okay, write all that down.

I don't want you to forget anything you

just said.

I'm still here.

I'm waiting.

Yes, you need to get in the habit

of writing everything down.

You can't rely on me for all these

things.

I'm just getting the ideas out of you.

It's all about you.

It's not about me.

It's about your business.

Your success.

Making sure you're pleasing all of your customers.

Pleasing customers.

That's the main thing.

Pleasing them.

Don't you just love to please them?

Yes, that's what you do best.

I want everyone to know how amazing you

are.

Yes.

Exactly.

You got it.

Hold that thought.

I'm going to put you on hold one

second.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

You make money every day.

Hello.

Yeah.

No, you're not off the hook yet.

There's still a lot of things I need

to go over with you Yes, there's nothing

more important than you No, I'm not doing

anything else right now, what would make you

think that I'm just just looking up your

numbers Yeah, this is um Maddie Yeah, I'm

Jenna's personal assistant Yeah, um, yeah, so I'm

gonna help you go over some things Cuz

she's kind of tied up at the moment

Yeah, so um, she yeah, I think you

and Jared would actually really get along together

Yes, exactly Yeah, I guess most people

around here just tell people that she has

an assistant, but I'm here just in case,

you know Like days like today when she

passes a number out all of a sudden

You really are with the best friend She's

amazing Oh my goodness What a good idea

I'll be sure to write this down for

her Yeah, I'm taking notes Oh

my goodness Yeah Yep, I'm pretty sure that

your appointment is confirmed Oh Wait, I'm sorry,

what was that?

I don't think you have a really great

reception, if you could just come out for

a second Yeah, there's a lot of static

on the phone Okay,

um, but you know what?

Um, I think I'm gonna get another call

So, uh, make sure that she calls you

back as soon as she gets back from

the office Uh-huh, yep, yep, yep, bye

Maybe you should help me with the office

more often I can do that Oh my

gosh You're so good Yep Yes

Yes, please Yes Yes Oh my gosh Yes

Okay.

Okay, let's get it.

Ah, just kidding.

Yes.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh my goodness.

Sorry.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, I'm sorry.

Oh my God.

Okay.

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Okay.

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Hello?

Yeah, I was just about to call you

back.