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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:11,279 No, Amy, it's definitely not the fifth moon of Sinda Callista. 2 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:14,039 I think I can see a Ryman's. 3 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:18,199 Amy! Amy! 4 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:22,999 Argh! 5 00:00:25,080 --> 00:00:26,239 Doctor! 6 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:27,839 It's saying we're on Earth! 7 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:30,039 Essex, Colchester. 8 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:38,919 Doctor?! 9 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,639 It's taking off again. 10 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:44,799 Doctor, can you hear me? 11 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:46,359 Amy! 12 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:50,559 Amy... 13 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:03,599 Hello? Hello, please? Hello? 14 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:09,679 I need your help. There's been an accident. 15 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:18,279 Please, help me. 16 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:31,519 Hello? 17 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:33,359 Please, will you help me? 18 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:36,919 Help you? 19 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:40,799 - What's wrong? - Something terrible's happened. 20 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:42,519 Please help me. 21 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:02,159 Craig, what's that on the ceiling? 22 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:04,119 - What's what on the ceiling? - That! 23 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,199 It's coming from upstairs. 24 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:07,959 Who lives up there again? 25 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:11,239 Just some bloke. 26 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:17,599 So what's the plan tonight? Pizza, booze, telly? 27 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,519 Yeah, pizza, booze, telly. 28 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:22,639 What is he doing up there? 29 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:30,479 - You put the advert up yet? - Yeah, did it today, paper shop window. 30 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:34,799 "One furnished room available immediately, shared kitchen, bathroom, 31 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:37,799 "with 27-year-old male, non-smoker, £400 pcm - 32 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:39,479 "per calendar month - suit young professional." 33 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:44,119 Mmm, sounds ideal. That's your mission in life, Craig - find me a man! 34 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:46,679 Yeah, otherwise you'll have to settle for me. 35 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:48,319 You'll have to settle for me first. 36 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:51,079 Oh, Melina again. 37 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:52,199 What? 38 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:54,039 Right. 39 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:56,439 Yeah, but I've kind of got plans. 40 00:02:58,080 --> 00:02:59,559 No, it's nothing important, it's just Craig. 41 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:02,159 - Oh, thanks, Soph! - Sorry, you know what I mean! 42 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:04,639 OK, I'll talk to Craig. OK. 43 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:07,999 Now she's having a Dylan crisis on top of the Clare crisis. 44 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:11,839 It could be another all-nighter. I'm sorry, but I really should go. 45 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:13,359 Do you mind if I go? 46 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:16,239 No, not at all. No, honestly, course not, go. 47 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:18,079 - Cos I could stay. - No, go on. 48 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:21,719 - I mean, we've got plans. - Just pizza. 49 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:24,239 Yeah, it's just pizza. 50 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,719 OK! Right, I'm going. 51 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:32,279 All right, then. Well, um, I'll see you soon. 52 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:33,759 Yeah. 53 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:36,919 All right, and give me a call, and I hope everything's OK. 54 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,479 Thanks, sorry. 55 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:02,879 Just tell her. 56 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:04,799 Just tell her, "I love you." 57 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,039 "I love you." Oh, jus... 58 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:10,359 "Hey, I don't know if you knew..." 59 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:12,359 Oh! 60 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:17,799 Every time! 61 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,519 I love you. I love you. 62 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:23,319 I love you. 63 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:28,999 I love you! 64 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:33,479 Well, that's good, cos I'm your new lodger. Do you know, 65 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:36,439 this is going to be easier than I expected! 66 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:15,519 But I only put the advert up today, I didn't put my address. 67 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:19,159 Well, aren't you lucky I came along? More lucky than you know. 68 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:24,199 Less of a young professional, more of an ancient amateur, 69 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:26,279 but frankly I'm an absolute dream. 70 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:29,159 Hang on, mate, I don't know if I want you staying, 71 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:30,479 and give me back those keys, you can't have those! 72 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:32,239 Yes, quite right. Have some rent. 73 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:35,479 That's probably quite a lot, isn't it? Looks like a lot. 74 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:38,919 Is it a lot? I can never tell. 75 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:48,039 Don't spend it all on sweets. Unless you like sweets. I like sweets. Ooh. 76 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,919 That's how we greet each other nowadays, isn't it? I'm the Doctor. 77 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,959 Well, they call me the Doctor, I don't know why. 78 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:58,159 I call me the Doctor too. Still don't know why. 79 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:00,959 - Craig Owens. The Doctor? - Yep. 80 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:03,519 - Who lives upstairs? - Just some bloke. 81 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:04,759 What does he look like? 82 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:06,399 Normal. He's very quiet. 83 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:08,039 Usually. 84 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:11,239 Sorry, who are you again? Hello?! 85 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:12,439 Excuse me... 86 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:17,439 Ah! I suppose that's...dry rot? 87 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:20,039 - Or damp. Or mildew. - Or none of the above. 88 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:21,639 - I'll get someone to fix it. - No, I'll fix it. 89 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:24,039 I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. 90 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:25,879 No, I'm the Doctor, don't call me the Rotmeister. 91 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:29,199 This is the most beautiful parlour I have ever seen - 92 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:30,959 you're obviously a man of impeccable taste. 93 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,799 I can stay, Craig, can't I? Say I can. 94 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:34,999 - You haven't even seen the room. - The room? 95 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:36,039 - Your room. - My room? 96 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:38,919 Oh, yes, my room, my room. 97 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,999 Take me to my room! 98 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:43,839 Yeah, this is Mark's old room. 99 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:45,879 He owns the place, moved out about a month ago. 100 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,959 This uncle he'd never even heard of died and left a load of money in the will. 101 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:50,839 How very convenient. 102 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:53,119 This'll do just right. In fact... 103 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:02,999 No time to lose. I'll take it. 104 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:05,239 Ah...you'll want to see my credentials. 105 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:07,519 There... National Insurance number... 106 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,239 NHS number... 107 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:10,319 References.... 108 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:13,199 Is that a reference from the Archbishop of Canterbury? 109 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:15,879 I'm his special favourite. 110 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:17,479 Are you hungry? 111 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:18,719 I'm hungry. 112 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:21,719 I haven't got anything in. 113 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:27,839 You've got everything I need for an omelette fines herbes! Pour deux! 114 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:30,719 - So who's the girl on the fridge? - My friend, Sophie. 115 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:32,039 Girlfriend? 116 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:33,879 A friend who's a girl. There's nothing going on. 117 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:35,799 Ah, that's completely normal. Works for me. 118 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:37,919 We met at work about a year ago at the call centre. 119 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:41,079 Oh, really, a communications exchange? That could be handy. 120 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:42,119 Firm's going down, though. 121 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,279 The boss is using a totally rubbish business model. 122 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:47,279 I know what they should do, I got a plan all worked out, 123 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:51,799 but I'm just a phone drone, I can't go running in, saying I know best. 124 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:53,399 Why am I telling you this? I don't even know you. 125 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:54,999 Well, I've got one of those faces. 126 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:58,079 People never stop blurting out their plans while I'm around. 127 00:07:58,160 --> 00:08:00,079 Right, where's your stuff? 128 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:03,159 Don't worry - it'll materialise, 129 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:05,519 if all goes to plan. 130 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:13,239 Oh, which one, which one?! No! 131 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:15,759 Why won't you land?! 132 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:22,679 Oh, that was incredible! 133 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:24,879 That was absolutely brilliant. 134 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:26,399 Where did you learn to cook? 135 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:29,319 Paris, in the 18th century. No, hang on, 136 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:30,959 that's not recent, is it? 17th? 137 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:32,439 No, no, no, 20th. 138 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:34,559 Sorry, I'm not used to doing them in the right order. 139 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:38,399 Has anyone ever told you that you're a bit weird? 140 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:41,959 They never really stop. Ever been to Paris, Craig? 141 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:44,479 Nah, I can't see the point of Paris. 142 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:47,079 - I'm not much of a traveller. - I can tell from your sofa. 143 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:50,239 - My sofa? - You're starting to look like it. 144 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:53,919 Thanks, mate, that's lovely! 145 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,999 No, I like it here. 146 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:58,479 I'd miss it, I'd miss... 147 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:01,279 - Those keys? - What? 148 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:02,959 You're sort of... 149 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:06,639 ...fondling them. 150 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,519 - I'm holding them. - Right. 151 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:10,759 Anyway... 152 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:12,559 these... 153 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:14,639 these are your keys. 154 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,239 I can stay? 155 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:19,239 Yeah, you're weird and you can cook - it's good enough for me. 156 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:21,679 Right, outdoor, front door, 157 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:24,079 - your door. - My door. My place. 158 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:26,999 My gaff. Ha-ha! Yes! Me with a key. 159 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:31,199 And listen, Mark and I, we had an arrangement where, 160 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:35,239 if you ever need me out of your hair, just give me a shout, OK? 161 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:39,719 Why would I want that? 162 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:42,439 In case you want to bring someone round. A girlfriend or a... 163 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:44,679 boyfriend? 164 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:47,439 Oh, I will. I'll shout if that happens. 165 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,959 Yes. Something like... 166 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:52,879 I was not expecting this! 167 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:56,319 By the way, that... 168 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:59,439 the rot... 169 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,799 I've got the strangest feeling we shouldn't touch it. 170 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:11,399 Earth to Pond, Earth to Pond. 171 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:15,599 - Come in, Pond. - Doctor! 172 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:16,719 Ooh! 173 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:19,199 - Sorry! - Could you not wreck my new earpiece? 174 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:22,519 No, I mean, he seems a laugh. 175 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:25,439 He's a bit weird. Good weird, you know? 176 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:28,439 And he just happens to have three grand on him in a paper bag? 177 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:29,719 Yeah. 178 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:32,959 Wait, wait. "The Doctor"?! 179 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:35,799 Craig, what if he's a dealer? 180 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:44,959 Hello?Stop, please. 181 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:47,999 Can you hear me? I need your help. 182 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,799 How's the TARDIS coping? 183 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:51,439 See for yourself. 184 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:57,879 Ooh, nasty. 185 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:01,679 She's locked in a materialisation loop, trying to land again, but she can't. 186 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:04,159 And whatever's stopping her is upstairs in that flat. 187 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:06,399 So go upstairs and sort it! 188 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:09,159 Please. My little girl's hurt. 189 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:19,559 I don't know what it is yet. 190 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:24,639 Anything that can stop the TARDIS from landing is big - scary big. 191 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:28,119 Wait...aren't you scared? 192 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:31,959 I'm so sorry, but will you help me? Please. 193 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,319 Help you? 194 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:37,919 A bow tie? Are you serious?! 195 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,199 Hang on a sec. 196 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:41,839 What? Craig! 197 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:43,319 Craig? 198 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:46,839 ...Orange juice, eocenes Arbuckle, rare tarantula on the table, ooh! 199 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:49,879 I can't go up there until I know what it is and how to deal with it, 200 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:54,239 and it is vital that this "man" upstairs doesn't realise who and what I am. 201 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:55,759 So no sonicing. 202 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,919 No advanced technology. I can only use this cos we're on scramble. 203 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:03,679 To anyone else hearing this conversation, we're talking absolute gibberish. 204 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:05,279 Practical eruption in chicken. 205 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:08,399 Descartes Lombardy spiral. 206 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:11,679 All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. 207 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:13,719 Simple. What could possibly go wrong? 208 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,399 - Have you seen you? - So... 209 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,279 you're just going to be snide? No helpful hints? 210 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:21,159 Hmm, well, here's one... bow tie, get rid! 211 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,599 Bow ties are cool. 212 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:26,999 Come on, Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do. 213 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,799 They watch telly, they play football, 214 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:30,239 they go down the pub. 215 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:32,319 I could do those things. I don't, but I could. 216 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,279 Hang on. Wait, wait, wait! Amy?! 217 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,479 Interesting. 218 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,519 Localised time loop. 219 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,239 Ow! What's all that? 220 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:53,959 Time distortion. Whatever's happening upstairs is still affecting you. 221 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:08,879 It's stopped...ish! 222 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:12,559 - How about your end? - My end's good. 223 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:17,079 So, doesn't sound great, but nothing to worry about? 224 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:19,679 No, no, no, not really. Just keep the zigzag plotter on full, 225 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,399 that'll protect you. 226 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:25,279 Argh! 227 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:28,599 - Amy, I said the zigzag plotter! - I pulled the zigzag plotter! 228 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:31,199 - You've got the door behind you? - Yes! 229 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:34,559 OK, take two steps to your right and pull it again! 230 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:44,359 Oh. 231 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:47,559 Now, I must not use the sonic. I've got work to do, 232 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:49,759 - need to pick up a few items. - Hey! 233 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:55,799 Ssh! 234 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,239 Don't get comfortable. 235 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:09,519 La Donna è Mobile 236 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,399 - Doctor! - Hello? 237 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:18,839 - How long are you going to be in there? - Oh, sorry, I like a good soak! 238 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:24,679 - What the hell was that? - What did you say? 239 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:29,639 I'm just going to go upstairs, see if he's OK. 240 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:31,239 Sorry? 241 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,119 What did you say? 242 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:54,199 - Yes? Hello? - Craig? 243 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:56,759 Ow! 244 00:14:56,840 --> 00:15:00,359 It's me from downstairs. I heard a big bang. 245 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,119 No choice...it's sonicing time. 246 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:08,039 Thank you, Craig, but I don't need your help. 247 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:12,079 Oops! 248 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,319 - What happened, what's going on? - Is that my toothbrush? 249 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,839 - Correct. You spoke to the man upstairs? - Yeah. 250 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:19,959 What did he look like? 251 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,879 More normal than you do at the moment, mate. 252 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:24,559 - What are you doing? - I thought you might be in trouble. 253 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:29,119 Thanks! Well if I ever am, you can come and save me 254 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:32,759 with my toothbrush. 255 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:41,599 - Ooh! Hello. - Wah! 256 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,559 Hello! The Doctor. 257 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:47,439 - Oh. Right. - Er...you must be Sophie. 258 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:48,919 Mm-hm. 259 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,239 Oh...oh! 260 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:55,839 No, Dom's in Malta, there's nobody around. Hang on a sec. 261 00:15:55,920 --> 00:16:00,039 We've got a match today, pub league, we're one down if you fancy it. 262 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:01,879 Pub league? A drinking competition? 263 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:06,639 - No...football...play football? - Football! 264 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,479 Yes, blokes play football! I'm good at football, I think. 265 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:12,919 You've saved my life! ...I've got somebody. All right, see you down there. 266 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,439 Hey, Soph. 267 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,879 Hey, I thought I'd come early and meet your new flatmate. 268 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,119 Do you play, Sophie? 269 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:22,559 No, Soph just stands on the sidelines. She's my mascot. 270 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,959 I'm your mascot? Mascot?! 271 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:28,399 Well, not my mascot. It's a football match, I can't take a date. 272 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:31,439 - I didn't say I was your date. - Neither did I. 273 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,119 Better get dressed. 274 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:43,999 Oh, spare kit's just in the bottom drawer. 275 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,199 Bit of a mess. 276 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,279 - What do you think? - You didn't say he was gorgeous! 277 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:53,199 You unlocked the door. How did you do that? Those are your keys. 278 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,239 You must have left them last time you came here. 279 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:58,759 Yeah, but I... How do you know these are my keys? 280 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:01,079 - I've been holding them. - I have got another set. 281 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,439 You've got two sets of keys 282 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,119 - to someone else's house? - Yeah. 283 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,479 I see. 284 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:07,959 You must like it here too. 285 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,799 So I'm going out. If I hang about the house all the time, 286 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:26,439 him upstairs might get suspicious, notice me. 287 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:29,359 Football. OK, well done. That is normal. 288 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,839 Yeah, football, all outdoorsy. 289 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:35,559 Now, football's the one with the sticks, isn't it? 290 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,519 What are you actually called, what's your proper name? 291 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,079 - Just call me the Doctor. - Yeah. 292 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:43,399 I can't say to these guys, "Hey, this is my new flatmate, he's called the Doctor." 293 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,759 - Why not? - Cos it's weird. 294 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:46,479 - All right, Craig? - Hey! 295 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,439 - Hey. - Soph. All right, mate? 296 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,919 Hello, I'm Craig's new flatmate. 297 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,839 - I'm called the Doctor. - All right, Doctor. I'm Sean. 298 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:57,039 - Where are you strongest? - Arms. 299 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:01,759 No, he means what position on the field? 300 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:04,439 Not sure. The front? The side? 301 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:08,199 - Below? - Are you any good, though? 302 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,239 Let's find out! 303 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:15,679 We're going to win! 304 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,239 That's not bad. 305 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,839 Yes. Go! 306 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,919 One two, one two! 307 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,159 Go on, Doctor, go on, Doctor! 308 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,559 You're brilliant, you're amazing! 309 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,839 - Come on, Craig. - Yes. 310 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:51,439 Come on, Craig, show them what you've got! 311 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,719 I love this game! 312 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:29,119 Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor! 313 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:42,359 Please can you help me? 314 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:46,799 Can you help me, please? 315 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,239 Can you help me? 316 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:55,679 Hello? 317 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:04,199 I've lost my mum and I don't know where she is. Please can you help me? 318 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,319 Help you? 319 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:11,239 You poor thing, what's happened? 320 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:14,119 Can you help me find her? 321 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,639 You are so on the team! 322 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:19,799 Next week we've got the Crown and Anchor. We'll annihilate them! 323 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,119 No violence, do you understand me? Not while I'm around, 324 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,759 not today, not ever. I'm the Doctor, the oncoming storm... 325 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:27,399 and you meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? 326 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:30,519 - Yeah. - Lovely. What sort of time? 327 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,639 Amy? 328 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,119 Amy! 329 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:56,399 - It's happening again - worse! - What does the scanner say? 330 00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,919 A lot of nines. 331 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,679 Is it good that they're nines? Tell me it's good that they're all nines! 332 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:07,359 Yes, yes, it's...it's good! Zigzag plotter, zigzag plotter, Amy. 333 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:20,359 - Argh! - Amy? Are you there? 334 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:26,839 - Amy? - Yes, hello. 335 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,959 Ah, thank heavens. I thought the TARDIS had been flung off into the vortex 336 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:33,319 with you inside it, lost for ever. 337 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,239 You mean that could actually happen?! 338 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,719 - You have got to get me out of here. - How are the numbers? 339 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:41,039 All fives. 340 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:42,719 Fives? 341 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,479 Even better. 342 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:49,679 Still, it means the effect's almost unbelievably powerful and dangerous, 343 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:50,879 but don't worry. 344 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,599 Hang on, OK? 345 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:55,759 - I've got some rewiring to do. - Hey! You..."hang on"! 346 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:06,879 Hello, flatmate. 347 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,799 Hey, man. Um... 348 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,879 Listen, Sophie's coming round tonight, 349 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:15,759 and I was wondering if you could give us some space. 350 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:18,359 Oh, don't mind me. You won't even know I'm here. 351 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:21,679 That's the idea. 352 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:27,599 Yes, perfect! What a beauty! 353 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:35,839 - That's got bigger. - Oh, yeah. 354 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,479 Are we going out? 355 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:40,959 I've had a bit of a weird day. Can we do pizza, booze, telly? 356 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,799 Great, love it! Wait. 357 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:46,799 No Melina, no crises, no interruptions. 358 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:49,559 Great. Excellent. 359 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,279 Um, Soph... 360 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,879 I've... 361 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,679 I think... 362 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,079 Where's this going? 363 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,039 I think that we... 364 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:12,919 ...should... 365 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,919 Mm? 366 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,559 - Hello. - What? 367 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,199 Whoops, sorry. 368 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,919 Don't worry, I wasn't listening - in a world of my own down there. 369 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,799 - I thought you were going out. - Just reconnecting all the electrics. 370 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:28,679 It's a real mess. Where's the on-switch for this? 371 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:31,279 - He really is on his way out. - I don't mind, if you don't mind. 372 00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:35,079 - I don't mind. Why would I mind? - Then stay. 373 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:38,599 - Have a drink with us. - What? Do I have to stay now? 374 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:41,199 - Do you want to stay? - I don't mind. 375 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:43,799 - OK! - Great! 376 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:47,719 Cos life can seem pointless, Doctor. Work, weekend, work, weekend. 377 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,919 And there's six billion people on the planet doing pretty much the same. 378 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,919 Six billion people? Watching you two at work, 379 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,759 I'm starting to wonder where they all come from. 380 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:58,119 - What? What do you mean by that? - So, the call centre's no good, then. 381 00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,999 What do you really want to do? 382 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:03,119 Don't laugh. I only ever told Craig about it. 383 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:06,439 - Hmm? - I want to work looking after animals. 384 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:11,039 Maybe abroad. I saw this orang-utan sanctuary on telly. 385 00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:13,599 - What's stopping you? - She can't. 386 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:16,159 - You need loads of qualifications. - Yeah, true. 387 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:19,479 Plus it's scary. Everyone I know lives round here. 388 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:23,119 Craig got offered a job in London, better money, didn't take it. 389 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,839 What's wrong with staying here? I can't see the point of London. 390 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:30,079 Well, perhaps that's you, then. You'll just have to stay here, secure, 391 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,279 and a little bit miserable, until the day you drop. 392 00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:34,279 Better than trying and failing, eh? 393 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:36,759 - You think I'd fail? - Everybody's got dreams, Sophie. 394 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:40,079 Very few are going to achieve them, so why pretend? 395 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:45,759 Perhaps, in the whole, wide universe, a call centre is where you should be. 396 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:48,119 Why are you saying that? That's horrible! 397 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:49,479 - Is it true? - Of course not. 398 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:53,919 I'm not staying in a call centre all my life. I can do anything I want! 399 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,799 Oh! Yeah! Right! 400 00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,799 Oh, my God! Did you see what he just did? 401 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:03,359 No, sorry. What's happening? Are you going to live with monkeys now? 402 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,199 It's a big old world, Sophie. 403 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:08,719 Work out what's really keeping you here, eh? 404 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,719 I don't know. 405 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,199 Dunno. 406 00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:22,839 So, are you going to be taking off, then, seeing the world? 407 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,799 What? Do you think I should? 408 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,479 Yeah... 409 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,559 Like the Doctor says, what's keeping you here? 410 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:32,839 Yeah, exactly! What? 411 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,919 - Bye. - See you. 412 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,199 - See you in a bit. - Yeah. 413 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,159 Right. Shield's up. 414 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,799 Let's scan! 415 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:01,839 - What are you getting? - Upstairs. 416 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,159 No traces of high technology. Totally... 417 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:06,359 normal. No no, no, no. 418 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,559 It can't be! It's too normal. 419 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,999 Only for you could too normal be a problem. 420 00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,679 You said I could be lost for ever. Just go upstairs. 421 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:17,159 Without knowing, and get myself killed? Then you really are lost. 422 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,999 If I could just get a look in there... 423 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,439 Hold on. 424 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,279 Use the data bank, 425 00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:26,479 get me the plans of this building - its history, the layout, everything. 426 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,639 Meanwhile, I shall recruit a spy. 427 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,239 The Rotmeister... 428 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:56,479 Ah! 429 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:57,999 Ow! 430 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,399 Craig! 431 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:10,319 Craig. Breakfast. It's normal. 432 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:11,879 Craig? 433 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:15,639 Craig! 434 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:20,879 Craig, I told you not to touch it! What's that? 435 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:23,279 An unfamiliar and obviously poisonous substance. 436 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:26,719 "Oh, I know what would be really clever - I'll stick my hand in it!" 437 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,639 Come on, Craig, breathe. 438 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,839 Come on, Craig, breathe! Thems are healthy footballer's lungs! 439 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,719 Right. Reverse the enzyme decay. 440 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,559 Excite the tannin molecules. 441 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:53,599 - I've got to go to work. - On no account. You need rest. 442 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,159 One more. 443 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,799 It's the planning meeting, it's important. 444 00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:04,959 You're important. 445 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,879 You're going to be fine, Craig. 446 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:26,399 What?! 447 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:29,439 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 448 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,359 Oh, afternoon. 449 00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:46,319 I'm so sorry, Michael, I don't know what happened. 450 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,999 - I've got no excuse. - I'm afraid 451 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,359 that's not what my screen is telling me, Mr Lang. 452 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,839 What's he doing here? What are you doing here? 453 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:57,639 If that's your attitude, Mr Lang, I suggest you take your custom elsewhere. 454 00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:59,959 No, no! That's one of my best clients! 455 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,399 Hello, Craig, how are you feeling? Had some time to kill. 456 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,999 I was curious, never worked in an office. Never worked in anywhere. 457 00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:06,199 You're insane! 458 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,079 Leave off the Doctor, I love the Doctor. 459 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,439 He was brilliant in the planning meeting. 460 00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,279 You went to the planning meeting? 461 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:16,279 Yes. I was your representative. We don't need Mr Lang any more. Rude Mr Lang. 462 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,199 Here you go, and I found some custard creams. 463 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:19,639 Sophie, my hero. 464 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:22,639 Hi, Craig. I went on the web, applied for a wildlife charity thing. 465 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:25,199 They said I could always start as a volunteer straightaway. 466 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:28,599 - Should I do it? - Yeah, great, yeah, good, go for it. 467 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:30,559 You look awful. About turn! Bed. Now. 468 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:34,559 Who next? Oh, yes. 469 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:40,119 Hello, Mr Joergensen. Can you hold? I have to eat a biscuit. 470 00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,959 What the hell...? 471 00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:06,559 Have you been upstairs? 472 00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,079 Yes? 473 00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:16,279 You can do it. Show me what's up there. What's behind that door? 474 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:17,639 Try to show me. 475 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,359 Oh, that doesn't make sense! Ever see anyone go up there? 476 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,679 Lots of people? Good, good. What kind of people? 477 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,119 - Miaow. - People who never came back down. 478 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,919 That's bad. That's very bad. 479 00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,799 - Oh, hello. - I can't take this any more. 480 00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:35,159 I want you to go! 481 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:40,039 - You can have this back, an' all. - What have I done? 482 00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:43,279 - For a start, talking to a cat. - Lots of people talk to cats. 483 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:46,079 Everybody loves you, and you're better at football than me, and my job, 484 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:51,479 and now Sophie's all, "Oh, monkeys, monkeys!" And then...there's that! 485 00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,759 It's art! A statement on modern society. 486 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:57,919 - "Ooh, ain't modern society awful?" - Me and you, it's not going to work. 487 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,359 You've been here three days, the three weirdest days of my life. 488 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:03,839 - Your days will get much weirder if I go. - I thought it was good weird. It's bad. 489 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:05,359 - I can't do this! - I can't leave. 490 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:06,959 Like you, I can't see the point of anywhere else. 491 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:10,799 - Madrid, ha, what a dump! I have to stay. - No, you don't, you have to leave! 492 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:12,679 - I can't go! - Just get out! 493 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:16,799 Right! Only way. I'm going to show you something, but ssh, really, ssh! 494 00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:19,279 Oh, I am going to regret this. OK, right... 495 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,959 - First, general background! - Yargh! 496 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:27,399 Oh! 497 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:29,239 Ow! 498 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,119 - You're a... - Yes. 499 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,079 - From... - Ssh. 500 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:34,919 - You've got a TARDIS! - Yes. Ssh! 501 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,119 Eleventh! 502 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,559 Right... OK, specific detail. 503 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,199 Argh! 504 00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:43,959 Amy! Amy! 505 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,479 You saw my ad 506 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,039 - in the paper shop window. - Yes, with this right above it. 507 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:55,519 Which is odd, because Amy hasn't written it yet. Time travel, it can happen. 508 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:57,879 That's a scanner! You've used... 509 00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:01,159 non-technological technology of Lammasteen. 510 00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,079 Shut up! 511 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,319 Please can you help me? 512 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,799 Hi. 513 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:22,719 - Please. Will you help me? - What's the matter, my love? 514 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,639 Help you? 515 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,839 Argh! 516 00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:35,799 I am never, never doing that ever, ever again... Amy! 517 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:37,079 That's Amy Pond! 518 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:41,719 Oh, of course, you can understand us now, hurrah! ...Got those plans yet? 519 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,879 - Still searching for them. - I've worked it out 520 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,039 - with psychic help from a cat. - Cat? 521 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,959 Yes. I know he's got a time engine in the flat upstairs. 522 00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:53,879 He's using innocent people to try and launch it. 523 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,999 Whenever he does, they get burnt up, hence the stain... 524 00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:58,199 - From the ceiling. - Well done, Craig. 525 00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,159 And you, Miss Pond, nearly get thrown off 526 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,599 - into the Vortex. - Lovely. 527 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,039 People are dying up there! 528 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,639 People are dying... People are dying... People are dying... People are dying... 529 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,039 - Amy! - Doctor! 530 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,479 They're being killed! 531 00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:13,119 - Someone's up there. - Oh, my...! 532 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,919 Doctor! Hang on! 533 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,159 Craig, come on - someone's dying up there. 534 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:29,039 It's Sophie. It's Sophie that's dying up there, it's Sophie! 535 00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:31,279 Doctor! Argh! 536 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,719 - Where's Sophie? - Wait, wait! 537 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,879 - Amy? - Are you upstairs? 538 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:37,119 - Just going in. - You can't be upstairs. 539 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,199 - Of course I can be upstairs! - Come on! 540 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:43,279 No! I've got the plans. You cannot be upstairs, it's a one-storey building. 541 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,519 There is no upstairs! 542 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,639 What? 543 00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:59,839 - What? - Oh. Oh, of course! 544 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:04,719 The time engine isn't in the flat. The time engine is the flat - 545 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,919 someone's attempt to build a TARDIS. 546 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,159 No, there's always been an upstairs. 547 00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:12,719 - Has there? Think about it. - Yes. 548 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:13,999 No. I don't... 549 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:17,159 Perception filter. It's more than a disguise. It tricks your memory. 550 00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:18,959 Sophie! 551 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,079 Sophie! Oh, my God, Sophie! 552 00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:23,399 - Craig! - It's controlling her. It's willing her 553 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,439 - to touch the activator. - It's not going to have her! 554 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:28,199 Argh! 555 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,879 - Ah! Deadlock seal! - You've got to do something! 556 00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:36,359 What? Why's it let her go? 557 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,999 - You will help me. - Right! Stop! 558 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:46,239 Crashed ship, let's see. 559 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:48,599 Hello. I'm Captain Troy Handsome of International Rescue. 560 00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:50,279 Please state the nature of your emergency. 561 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,079 The ship has crashed. The crew are dead. 562 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:55,119 - A pilot is required. - You're the emergency crash program. 563 00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:58,279 A hologram. What? You've been luring people up here so you can try them out? 564 00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:00,639 You will help me, you will help me, you will help me. 565 00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:02,159 Craig! Where am I? 566 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,279 Hush! ...Human brains aren't strong enough, they just burn, but you're stupid. 567 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:09,159 - You just keep trying. - 17 people have been tried. 568 00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:13,799 - 6,000,400,026 remain. - Seriously, what is going on? 569 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:17,319 Oh, for goodness' sake! The top floor of Craig's building is an alien spaceship, 570 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:19,359 intent on slaughtering the population of this planet. 571 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:20,879 Any questions? No, good. 572 00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,879 - Yes, I have questions. - The correct pilot has now been found. 573 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:25,639 Yes, I was worried you'd say that. 574 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:27,199 He means you, Doctor, doesn't he? 575 00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,279 The correct pilot has been found. 576 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:33,479 The correct pilot has been found. The correct pilot has been found. 577 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:34,919 What's happening? 578 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,279 - It's pulling me in! I'm the new pilot! - Could you do it? 579 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:40,599 Could you fly the ship safely? 580 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,719 No, I'm way too much for this ship. My hand touches that panel, 581 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,719 the planet doesn't blow up, the whole solar system does. 582 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,839 The correct pilot has been found. 583 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:51,599 No...worst choice ever, I promise you. Stop this! 584 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,719 Doctor, it's getting worse. 585 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,759 It doesn't want everyone. Craig, it didn't want you! 586 00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:58,879 I spoke to him and he said I couldn't help him! 587 00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:01,799 It didn't want Sophie before today, but now it does. What's changed? 588 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:03,279 Argh! No! 589 00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:06,559 I gave her the idea of leaving! It's a machine that needs to leave. 590 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:09,799 It wants people who want to escape, and you don't want to leave, Craig. 591 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,239 - You're Mr Sofa Man. - Doctor! 592 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:13,879 Craig, you can shut down the engine. 593 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:17,319 Put your hand on the panel and concentrate on why you want to stay! 594 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,119 - Craig, no! - Will it work? 595 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:19,959 - Yes! - Are you sure? 596 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:21,639 - Yes! - Is that a lie? 597 00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:23,159 Of course it's a lie! 598 00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:25,999 It's good enough for me. Geronimo! 599 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:32,119 - Craig! - Doctor! 600 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,239 Craig, what's keeping you here? 601 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:38,279 Think about everything that makes you want to stay here! Why don't you want to leave? 602 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,719 Sophie! I don't want to leave Sophie! 603 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,799 I can't leave Sophie! I love Sophie! 604 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:47,559 I love you, too, Craig, you idiot! 605 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:51,199 - Doctor! - Honestly, do you mean that? 606 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:54,519 - Of course I mean it! Do you mean it? - I've always meant it. Seriously, though, 607 00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,079 - do you mean it? - Yes. 608 00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:57,759 - Ugh! - What about the monkeys? 609 00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:00,759 Oh, not now, not again! Craig, the planet's about to burn! 610 00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:02,879 For God's sake, kiss the girl! 611 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:04,479 Kiss the girl! 612 00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,479 Doctor! 613 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,479 You've done it. 614 00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:21,919 Ha-ha! 615 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,679 You've done it! Oh... 616 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:27,439 now the screen's just zeros...now it's minus ones, minus twos, minus threes... 617 00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:28,479 Big yes! 618 00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:31,959 Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. 619 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,519 - Big no. - Help me. Help me. Help me. 620 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,799 - Help me. Help me. Help me. - Did we switch it off? 621 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:41,199 Emergency shutdown. It's imploding. Everybody out, out, out! 622 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:45,359 Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. 623 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,119 Help me. Help me. Help me. 624 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,519 - Doctor! - Help me. Help me. Help me... 625 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:16,719 Look at them. Didn't they see that? The whole top floor just vanished. 626 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,879 Perception filter. There never was a top floor. 627 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:35,239 - Have we spoiled our friendship, then? - Totally ruined it. 628 00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:36,919 And what about the monkeys? 629 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,039 We could save them together, you know. 630 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,999 Do whatever we want. 631 00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:43,879 I could see the point of Paris if you were there with me. 632 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,759 First, let's destroy our friendship completely. 633 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:03,279 - Oi! - What, you're trying to sneak off? 634 00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,039 Yes, well, you were sort of... 635 00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:06,839 busy. 636 00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:10,999 I want you to keep these. 637 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:15,919 Thank you. Cos I might pop back soon, have another little stay. 638 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:20,239 No, you won't. I've been in your head, remember? I still want you to keep them. 639 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:22,959 Thank you, Craig. 640 00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,759 Thank you, Doctor. 641 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,079 Sophie. 642 00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:30,279 Now, then. 6,000,400,026 people in the world. 643 00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:33,119 That's the number to beat. 644 00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:35,359 Yeah. 645 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:04,159 Back in time! You need to go to the paper shop, leave that note for me. 646 00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:07,799 Right little matchmaker, aren't you? Can't you find me a fella? 647 00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:09,559 Oh, rectifier's playing up again... 648 00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:13,079 Hold on. You write the note, and I'll change that will. 649 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,519 - You got a pen? - Make sure it's a red pen.49698

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