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Gunther.
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Gonzo.
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Up there with no friends,
only live up events.
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Live his life both of his
up to a thousand.
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Best play sweet with the force..
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Of a safe loan cut Viswant phone
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miss Away.in Chrome.
Stand in my path. You.
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The whole world. And half
of the number one headband.
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Possessed of a lowly soul.
On a lowly gold.
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You have the basic skills.
But your eyes give you away.
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It's become unpredictable.
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Strike from your
subconscious mind. Let your
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moves flow out from
your individual essence.
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I do not like the looks
of that thing.
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See that smoke oozing out?
It ain't natural.
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What I'm saying..
Is, this bitch, she can blow
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just one thunder from her
ram. That's
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the end of your fro, bro.
Oh, by the way.
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I am trying to imagine
you without a fro.
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I bet you look cute with some
little braids, wouldn't you?
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Well they take.
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Shut up.
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Hey hey hey hey. Don't tell
me you stupid enough to just
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waltz through that rear
gate is you.
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Because you know it's a trap,
right? You ain't that stupid,
right?
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Right, right. Hey hey hey..
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey.
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You don't believe me?
Well, fine.
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Go ahead. Die for
that stupid number one headband.
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Damn you stubborn man.
You really ain't
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gonna let nothing stop
you till you get
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the top of this mountain
to kill. Number one is you.
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Well, he did.
He did cut your dad's head off.
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I get that I'd be pissed, too.
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But this road ain't
the safe way, man.
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I'm more than willing
to watch your pig head roll.
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This is brother to. The number
two is cross terror pass.
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Excellent. Continue
to monitor his movement.
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Dear brothers,
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it seems that our long
awaited day has arrived.
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Our prayers,
like paved stones, have led
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us to the door
of the number one.
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But to do this, we must first
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seize the number two
by destroying the Afro Samurai.
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Shall we commence,
dear brothers?
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I say we send the great
Russian warrior Avanoor.
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He has a unique style, not of
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Japan. It will unbalance Afro
rubbish.
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The one of two feet. Number two
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can only be fooled.
A trickster assassin from China.
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Ivanova and Fu are
both great warriors,
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but we cannot place our fate
in the hands of foreigners,
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especially ones who may covet
the headband for themselves.
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Now I have been blessed
with a vision.
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It has led me to design a weapon
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more deadly than even
the Afro demon himself.
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Brothers, let me introduce
our latest weapon.
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He possesses a physical strength
20% greater than the current
number two.
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I originally intended to apply
this weapon against number one,
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but since we encountered
sudden miscalculations, we will
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first use it
to defeat the number two.
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A battle that will surely
provide superb entertainment.
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There exists a man on this earth
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with the skills of number two.
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Where could you find such a man?
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Not a man, rather a thing.
Explain more.
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Brother one.
I have access to our
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finest scientific resources to
build a thing that is more than
man.
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He is a demon machine with a
special surprise on the inside.
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The skills stored
deep inside of him
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was extracted from
Afro's dreams by Okiku.
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May God rest her troubled soul.
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Has the data been tested yet?
Do you question me,
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brother? Six.
Does one question faith?
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Observe.
And I will make you a believer.
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Brethren,
I am proud to welcome a new
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disciple into our
fold rise to greet
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our.. Most deadly weapon..
Alfragide.
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Afro droid Haiti. Lovely.
It took
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millions of man hours
just to build his head.
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Take this many more
technological breakthroughs to
manufacture his full body.
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What say you now, Ivan? All from
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Russia and Fu from the Hunan
province of China.
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I am second to no man. I am
first among men and machine.
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I just forgot
to include the machine.
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It will be I who
defeats this afro.
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I have traveled long and far.
No time for games.
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So the way I see it is,
I got you, I get job.
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Oh, that's rather interesting.
What shall we do now?
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I suggest we choose the assassin
of Afro based solely on
credentials.
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I suggest we send
in the Afro droid first.
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If he fails, then.
Nonsense. Why rely on a machine?
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We have had two
of the world's best assassins.
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Yes, I agree to rely on a
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machine with no credentials
is risky.
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You all make good points,
my brothers.
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But why not just let
skill alone decide for us?
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Hey, battle!
I'll let blood and death
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pave our way to eternal life.
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A battle royale.
Now, are you saying
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there's only one rule?
When it's over,
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the last man or machine standing
will battle. Number two.
Twisted.
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Splendid. Can you dig it?
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Yo. Come on Afro.
I got a bad feeling about what's
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up ahead. You know I'm right.
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You better start listening
to me, man. You know,
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I really do know what the hell
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is going on around here.
But you won't.
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Hey. All right. You finally
stopping to listen to me?
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Now we can start
talking man to man.
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So, see, it's a simple thing.
The point is. What?
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What?
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Oh. Oh, no.
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But. Hey!
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Hey! Alfred! Wait wait wait.
This shit ain't even natural.
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I say we take the long way home.
We can circle back around,
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you know. So what?
We lose a few days.
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Come on. I'll see you then.
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Shit, man. Look, dude
is like a clown and whatnot,
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okay? Now my ninja
gut's telling me he's
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a mean one, so don't go any
nearer. Hey, you listening to
me?
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Oh my God, oh my God.
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Hey, he's trying to copy you.
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That is you. Wait a minute.
Whoa, whoa.
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Which one is you?
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Oh, no. Which one is you?
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That's you, ain't it?
You're bleeding bro.
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Hold on to me that you you say
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something, let me know it's you.
Shut up! Oh, it is you.
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Let's go. Don't go back in..
There, man.
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Oh, Afro.
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Damn, bro, I hate to say this,
man, but you lose it, man.
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Hey, maybe we better back off.
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Are you going
to lose that headband?
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Hey,
Homejoy seemed to know your next
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move before you even make it.
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It's like me watching Afro,
watching Afro fighting Afro or
something.
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What happens when your
reflection moves faster than
you?
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Or something amazing. That's
what happens. We shall finally
see.
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The wrath of hell's
fire turned up on itself.
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That ain't gonna work either,
man. Don't do it.
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Yo, yo, yo, stop thinking, bro.
He's reading your mind. Oh,
hell.
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Now Afro droid,
go in for the kill.
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Become unpredictable. Strike
from your subconscious mind.
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Let your moves flow out
from your individual essence.
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Even the most masterful
opponent will fall
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from a strike that has
no history or reference.
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The moves created from
your own individual
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unique essence may
surprise even you.
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Whoa! Atta! You did it,
Afro! Now come help me up.
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Hey, yo. You forgetting me?
Wait up. My hands getting numb.
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This is what we get
for relying on Akiko's data.
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Damn it, brother six.
This is the kind
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of shit I will not tolerate.
Where am I? So we made it, huh?
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We made it. We made it.
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00:14:27,596 --> 00:14:31,554
Yo, Afro tried to..
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Ditch me, didn't you?
I really thought about that.
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Hey, are you still going home?
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Ain't you had enough
punishment for one day? Afro.
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You got to listen to me,
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man. You don't know what these
crazy monks got under their
skirts.
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Wait! Damn it!
Don't you ever plan nothing?
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Huhtamaki o Kudasai.
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Huhtamaki o kudasai.
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How to Mark your Kudasai.
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Even though you are wounded,
expect no.. Mercy from me.
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Kick his ass. Don't hold back
neither. This dude's a mean.
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00:16:00,467 --> 00:16:02,342
Careful, man. You slip up with
this one, you're a dead man.
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00:16:21,966 --> 00:16:24,508
Yes. Whoa!
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He's psycho man. I will..
Leave the rest to.. You.
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00:16:39,340 --> 00:16:41,048
No way.
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It's truly a warrior legend.
Almost too magnificent to kill.
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You won't have your
sword back that easily.
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00:17:01,714 --> 00:17:03,672
You're nothing without a blade.
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00:17:06,839 --> 00:17:09,547
Brother five,
you have been too careless.
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Brother five dah!
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Now. What the hell is it?
Do we really got to keep going?
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I mean, this shit you
leave behind you is nasty.
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Do as you please.
Jesus, you crazy man.
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It's a pity I.. Have to do this.
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But the number two warrior must
die no matter what it takes.
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Huh?
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Whoa!
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What the.
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Yo, I know that dude.
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I thought you iced him already.
You know
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the whatnot machine?
That's some crazy.. Crap, man.
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Oh.
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00:19:41,833 --> 00:19:43,666
Oh.
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He dead yet? You dead yet?
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Three.
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Y.
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Street signs were
brought up for nights.
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Normally simply take a steep
stairway like night sky. That
arrow.
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00:21:23,454 --> 00:21:25,579
I talk about Maryland.
I'm talking about man.
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Right there.
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00:21:31,704 --> 00:21:34,412
Lady Mary.
Right, Sam. Right, Sam.
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At the prison. Twisted. This.
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From a little boy when he sees
danger, danger, danger chance.
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00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,620
Hey, man, will you be.
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00:22:16,370 --> 00:22:18,120
Right.
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00:22:26,327 --> 00:22:29,660
Stay down, my friend. Stay down.
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He did yet.
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00:22:43,494 --> 00:22:44,327
Come on, man,
that ain't even fair.
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00:22:44,619 --> 00:22:46,577
We got to come this far just
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to look down..
The barrel of that shit.
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00:23:19,159 --> 00:23:21,951
That felt good.
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00:23:24,618 --> 00:23:26,118
I think he blew his low.
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00:23:28,868 --> 00:23:31,034
Man, I bet all that skill
is stored in this little chip.
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00:23:31,868 --> 00:23:34,534
It's such a cute little chip,
too.
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I ain't going.
Listen, man. That's it for me.
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I have seen some sights today.
Ain't no one supposed to see.
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So that's it, I shut up.
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00:24:02,617 --> 00:24:04,367
Damn it!
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00:24:09,742 --> 00:24:12,117
Whoa! This thing
goes any faster,
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00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:13,575
my head's going to sneak up
my body like a damn turtle.
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00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:18,533
You completely overrated.
Nothing will stop my mission
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of obtaining the number
one headband.
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Especially not some damn sour.
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00:24:31,449 --> 00:24:33,199
Oh.
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Just when I thought
things couldn't get any weirder.
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00:24:51,366 --> 00:24:55,032
What the hell
is that supposed to be?
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00:24:57,991 --> 00:25:01,824
Long time no see. Afro samurai.
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Gonzo.
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Flourish.
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