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Gunther.

Gonzo.

Wait here, son.

It'll soon be over.

Remember me.

I've been waiting a very long time for this.

I know, but it all ends here.

Come on, man. You know what you get.

Oh.

Finally, I've got the title of number one in my hand.

Band across my forehead.

I will move this world as God himself.

It's unfortunate that you had to see this boy.

This moment will always haunt you. You

will be consumed by hatred for me.

Challenge me when you're ready to duel a god.

Hey.

Hey hey hey.. Hey hey hey.

Yeah.

This is the end of the road. Afro samurai.

We got 20 guys here all armed to the teeth.

We got you surrounded. We never said

we were going to play fair. I got no idea why, but some

pretty rich folk want to pay top dollar for that cloth.

Why don't you give it up, kid?

Everybody's a tough guy. Okay, have it your way.

Gear up, boys.

Look at this, boys. Tough guy here is going to take

us out with only one hand on his sword.

Yeah.

What the fuck? That's impossible. You son of a fucking fucker!

I catch you, I catch you.

Hello.

Oh.

Oh.

F f f f f f.

I took this job because I thought you were just a legend.

Just a story. A story to scare little kids.

But you're the real deal. The demon who dares to challenge God.

So what the hell do you want? Don't seem to me like you out

to make this stinking world a better place.

Why you got to kill all my men? Why you got to kill me?

Ha ha ha.

Nothing personal. It's just revenge.

Yo yo yo yo yo Afro.

That was off the chain. Cold blooded. Damn motherfucker.

Excuse me for probing, but what you

just did back there, was it absolutely necessary?

I'm beginning to wonder if you got

any feeling for human life left in you at all.

Oh, hey, hey, hey. If you don't stop dissing me,

I'm going to stop following your brutal ass around.

Then who's going to watch your back

anyway? I did check some monk looking

bald motherfucker in the tree chatting on

a salad while watching your killing spree.

Don't that bother you? Show us how it bother me.

Yo, yo, hold up, hold up bro.

Ha ha ha ha ha! Hey hey hey

hey hey hey hey.

Yo yo yo. Freakin news just in. Pass back.

. And clap. Look at you. Y'all strapped with Max G's.

Easy, kid. What's the problem?

It's him. He's here. He's here. No, wait.

Who are you? What the hell are you talkin about, punk?

Ain't no doubt about it, man. Hee hee hee hee

hee hee hee! Drink up. So.

He had this afro hairdo. You know, I'm saying.

What a kind of greenish tint to it if you look real close.

And he was wearing this freaking headband

with the number two stamped across his freaking forehead.

Did you say Afro hairdo? Greenish tint.

The headband with number two written across it.

Make no mistake, that's him. That's the number two. The Afro samurai.

The Afro samurai. The one who cut

down the assassins of the Western Guild.

The number two swordsman of the world.

He's cold blooded. He killed the Brothers

of Asura in only five moves.

So we don't think twice about crossing swords with that guy.

What a bunch of sissies! Screw that!

Cowards! You guys just watch while I take that number two headband.

That's all bullshit. You assholes! Just watch.

I'm going to take him out. It's going to be me. Let me

take him, baby. He's all mine.

Nah, I'm going to be the number two.

Oh, y'all just shut up. Because while

you talk and talk and talk,

my spirit will be splitting his head

in half. Just like this. Whoa!

Hey, man, get that rusty piece of junk out of my face, man.

Ma'am? Yeah. Why is everyone after this Afro samurai?

You don't know. You really must be from out of town.

We got ourselves a legend around here.

A legend. Look, two ancient headbands. Number one and number two.

If you have the number one, you're

like a god. Nobody can touch you

except he who wears number two.

The trouble with that is, the..

Trouble with that is that anyone in the world can challenge him.

Huh? Clever boy. You're interested. The life of number two.

Constant combat. But ultimately, the path a warrior should take.

And the reward is to become a god.

Yep. They say the number one waits at the top of Mount Shumi.

You can't miss it. It's got, like, two huge hand like things.

Go! Get out of my way! Take it easy, Mac.

You ain't the only one here who thinks he can take him.

You take my eyes in. Fucking son

of a bitch. You warmed up yet?

Hey, you want to fight? Take it outside.

Lemonade. Ice cold. Coming right up. To 50, please. Yeah.

Lemonade. Hey, man, shut the hell up!

Now look who we got ourselves here.

Here you are, lemonade mouth. Drink that boy.

Another one. On his tab.

You.

Holy.

Here you are. Lemonade. That's going to cost you more than 250.

And I think that guy's tab has run out.

Oh. Oh, no.

That's very cool.

Oh, is she refreshing?

Good. You'll need it. You've still got a long way to go

to cross the mountains by way of the low down east path.

Beware the cliffs and know that they're waiting for you.

Thanks.

Hey, Afro. Yo fro boy. You sure this the right way to go?

These cliffs don't look so safe, man.

And one other thing. Don't look now.

But I think you got a stalker.

A crazy fan boy from the tea house,

and he don't want your autograph.

More like your epitaph. Now, I suggest

you keep stepping because this one is a stone killer.

Yo, yo. Didn't you hear me? Get going.

I'm trying to pull your coat. Oh.

All you gotta do is ignore me.

All right, all right. You want to blow

it for me and you? Huh? Shut up.

Well, fine. Go get your monkey ass killed, then.

But don't say I.. Didn't warn you later.

I am called so shun. I come

from the land of the great weapon Masters of the West.

I see you wear one of the headbands

of legend that leads to godhood.

So shall we.

Bro, don't fight this fucker.

He got arrows and grenades and shit.

You ain't got no chance, dude.

Oh, is it dad? Don't tell me you're dead.

Is it dead? I asked you a question.

You're jumping has only put you directly

in the line of my fire. Samurai!

Where will you go now? Great. Number two warrior.

This.

My aim is only to move forward.

Whoa, father. You did your thing. I thought

you was dead for short. Yo, my man.

I got to tell you, I don't

know if it's your natural pheromones or you need a shower,

but assassins are coming at us like flies on hot shit.

And I gots to say, there's something strange still out there.

Yes. It's me brother to.

Huh? I see.

Carry on then. And remember, you are among the righteous few.

And we have placed great faith in your ability to track him.

Because the number two warrior has now begun to move in earnest.

It seems our cherished brother's work is now truly beginning.

The number two walks the path low

down east in the great ancestral direction.

Our number two warriors journey will no doubt

end at the great valley before the high slopes of Mount Schumann.

We're getting almost all the data we need.

The mandate of Heaven has spoken and agreed

with us. The righteous, the empty seven.

Wash over us the supreme power.

Let us pay homage to the Holy way.

Why no.. Number? I know number.

I know number. I know number.

Let us close our eyes and feel the power.

Let the divine role within you.

Let the holy wake. Oh, yeah. As the divine will has ordained.

We have risen.. From the ashes.

From this condition of oppression. We have borne the cross.

But we will seize the crown. And the prophecy..

Shall be fulfilled. Eye for an eye.

Number two shall know no mercy at the hands..

Of the empty seven. Prepare for the final struggle.

Freedom is in our reach. The supreme

power of God shall be our.

Hey, man, have you hired my brother? Yes.

You? Do you hear the word right? Who?

Man, all these killings are really starting to depress me.

Know what I mean? Afro.

Oh, Mo cold shoulder, huh?

Yo, homes, you walking a little funny? What's up?

Yo. What's up? Was it something in the lemonade?

Oh, snap. You fucked up, Holmes. Oh, look.

Oh, shit. It was so damn arrows.

Come on, Afro, snap out of it, man. Snap out of it!

He's injured. I can take him. What?

Hey! Hey! Wait, wait. It's too early.

Whoa!

Hey, hey, hey. Could you give a brother a break?

Yo, can't you see the man's down?

What about honor and fairness and shit?

Hey, get him a fucking RPG!

You got a fucking RPG? RPG in the motherfucking backpack.

Wait. Whoa whoa whoa wait wait wait.

Can we talk about this? You ain't

gonna monologue or nothing. Get a bad guy speech.

Ohmygod ohmygod. Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod.

That fool. He may have destroyed .. The Sacred Number..

Two headband as well.

Gonzo.

Forest.