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This programme contains
strong language and violence.
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Tickets this way
for the Chatsworth Express.
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Come and watch pikeys making
a mess of the lives they
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were given by 'im upstairs.
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And kids they're convinced
aren't actually theirs.
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Stay away!
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What sounds on Earth
could ever replace...
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Oi!
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..kids needing money
or wives in your face?
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Cos this, people reckon -
and me included -
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is why pubs and drugs
were kindly invented.
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To calm us all down to
stop us going mental.
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These are Chatsworth Estate's
basic essentials.
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We are worth every penny.
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For grinding your
axes you shit on our head.
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But you pay the taxes.
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Imagine a Britain without
Chatsworth buccaneers
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who'd come on your face
for the price of a beer.
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Make poverty history!
Cheaper drugs now!
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Make poverty history!
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Cheaper drugs now!
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Had double maths today.
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We had to make up our own sums.
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Peter Brannigan calculated how many
times a bloke will masturbate
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during their lifetime.
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He didn't use that word though.
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Got a detention.
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I worked out
the total number of days
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I spent with Mum
before she left. Twice.
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Hiya, love.
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Came to 1,976.
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Made your favourite.
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Not great when you consider
I've been on the planet for 4,382.
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Makes you want
to become self-sufficient.
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You know,
cope with stuff on your own.
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Means no-one will ever
let you down again.
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Oh, and in case you're wondering,
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it's 5,783 - the number of times
a bloke will, you know.
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What they teaching you
at school - how to be a twat?
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She's been cooking all afternoon.
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Didn't ask her to.
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She's bending over backwards.
Show some respect.
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She's trying to impress Dad.
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Grow up! They're here to stay,
so get used to it.
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I'll give them a month.
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Stella loves having them here,
never seen her so happy.
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Sleeping through for the first time
ever. Don't fuck it up for her!
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DOORBELL RINGS
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Hold yer friggin' horses!
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Dad found out I'm gay.
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I left a porno in the bathroom
and he went schizo.
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He did that?!
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I'm going round there.
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No! He's lost the plot.
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Didn't Mum do anything?
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She wasn't there.
She hasn't been for a month.
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She's run off with another bloke.
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And nobody bothered to tell me?
Thanks(!)
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I don't want to go back there
until he's calmed down.
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Stay here for a few days.
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Cheers, mate.
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You can sleep with me.
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Top to tail.
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So, how did your dads react
when they found out?
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What - they don't know?
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I'm just waiting for
the right moment, you know.
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There's no point telling him
any more.
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What do you mean?
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We're seeing each other.
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Fuck me! So you're bi?
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Just found the right person.
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(RETCHES)
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Oi, greedy arse,
you going to pass that or what?
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I didn't hear your dad come in.
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He didn't.
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So who's that for? Me.
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No, you don't. It's illegal.
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You can't tell me what to do.
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What is it with you, Liam?
Do you know what?
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Don't bother speaking at all
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if you're going to be
a cheeky little prick.
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'Night, love.
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Now, that's what I call service!
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I'll be wanting some money
off this. Got a dint in it.
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Yeah, I know. I saw you do it.
Full price.
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10p cheaper at Cost Chopper.
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Piss off to Cost Chopper, then!
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I'll be buying me girls' condoms
elsewhere an' all!
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You're going to have to stop
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taking your sexual frustration
out on customers.
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Jamie still making the earth move?
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Yeah, I've got
a great sex life, thanks.
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Really - so when did you last come?
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How many times, Joe? It's over.
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You're doing my fucking head in.
This is getting sorted out.
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It's already sorted.
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I'm with the bloke
that I want to be with.
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Yeah? Deal with it.
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Right.
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I will!
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Morning, love.
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Made any friends at big school?
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You're welcome
to invite them back.
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As long as they aren't gingas.
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What about your breakfast?
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I'm all right.
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I'm worried about him.
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Worry's like a rocking chair -
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gives you something to do
but never fucking gets you anywhere.
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Needs his cherry popping.
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I think it's obvious what
his behaviour's signifying.
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He needs mothering.
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Have to bloody find her first.
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Bit early, innit?
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I'm still in a bit of pain.
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You need to be discreet
to survive around here.
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Anyone finds out you're a mincer,
your life won't be worth living.
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So just follow my lead,
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and if a bloke catches you
perving...
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What you looking at, faggot?!
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..there's only one way out of it.
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I don't know,
but you're looking at a Maguire.
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Bruce!
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I don't know what you bothered
changing the locks for.
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He'll never want
to step foot in here again!
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So he thought
he'd come crawling to you?
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He couldn't exactly get very far!
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You haven't got a bloody clue
what things have been like.
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Turning your back on your son!
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He smokes that shit
from the minute he wakes up...
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Oh, right, so you chucked
him out for being a stoner.
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He needed a wake-up call, the loser!
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Coward!
You're just making up excuses
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to cover up for the fact that you
threw him out because he's gay.
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Bruce is what?
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Pathetic! I'm glad
Mum's seen the light.
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She should've left you years ago.
What - you going to give me
a crack as well?
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What the fuck
has he been telling you?
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I'm going to call the police.
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He's probably at Homework Club.
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It's nearly ten!
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He could be at a friend's.
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I don't like this,
he's not been himself.
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Oh, cheers, great welcome.
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Liam's not home from school yet.
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Probably run off -
wouldn't be the first time.
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I knew a lad who ran
away to London once.
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Ended up living in the slums,
forced into a life of crime.
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That'll be Oliver Twist.
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He'll be back when he wants feeding.
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You ever thought of entering
Father Of The Year(?)
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You read about all sorts.
Anything could've happened.
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You are a little
ray of sunshine, Patty.
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DOOR OPENS
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Oh, thank God!
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We thought you were
heading somewhere exotic.
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So where've you been?
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Out.
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I thought we could go into town
on Saturday. Just you and me.
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Who's she?
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Wayne Dobson's little sister.
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Thought you two could play.
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I'm 11!
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No, I mean go and...
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"play".
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Would you like me
to read you a bedtime story?
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So, were you in the army?
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RAF.
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What plane did you fly?
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Spitfire.
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What was the name of your squadron?
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This is worse than
the bloody Gestapo.
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Your school said
it'd only take half hour.
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I don't want to do
this any more than you do -
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I wanted someone from World War I,
but they're all dead.
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Stupid bloody soldiers
and stupid bloody wars.
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"We make war that we
may live in peace."
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Aristotle.
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Be lot less bother if people
actually talked,
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told each other what was wrong.
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Like Churchill said,
"Less war war, more jaw jaw."
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(COUGHS)
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(WHEEZES)
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Piss off if you're going.
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How long've you got?
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I said piss off.
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You've done this before.
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I'm surrounded by cabbages at home.
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I'd better go.
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Your teacher said
you'd fail this module
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if you didn't get this assignment in.
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Come tomorrow, huh?
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Let yourself in. Any time.
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Do you ever get any gay boys in here?
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Only the ones who
like hospital food.
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What you drinking?
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Better have a pint.
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Two pints, please, Karen.
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Straight enough for you?
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You don't have to go overboard.
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Mam, this is Bruce, Maxine's
brother. He's staying with us.
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About time we had a bit of eye candy
round here, aye, Karen?
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Mimi Maguire.
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Oh, Katie's nana?
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You must really miss her.
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Feel like I've had
me heart ripped out.
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I hear she doted on you.
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I was always in her nightmares.
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Saving her from the monsters, like.
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Good-looking lad like you could
have her with the click of a finger.
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She's not got the right bits.
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He means she's not his type.
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He likes big tits,
not fried eggs.
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I'm gay.
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Urgh!
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Better stick some Kylie on the
jukebox for the fudge-packer.
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LAUGHTER
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LAUGHTER
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Go on, get on with it.
Give him a fuck.
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He only went and told
everyone he's a Mary!
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I just wish you'd had the bloody
decency to tell me first.
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I'm not really.
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I saw you in the pub.
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I was just having a laugh.
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So why did you tell everyone
that's why I kicked you out?
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I kicked him out to force
him to sort himself out.
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Make-up!
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You snidey little...
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We all tell porkies occasionally.
He's not a doctor. He isn't anything.
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You complete fuck-up.
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I needed somewhere to...
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Going to miss footie practice
tonight.
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You, miss footie?
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He must be seeing a bird.
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Well, are ya?
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Yeah.
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Mimi, any chance of you sticking
this one on the slate?
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Same chance
as me sitting on yer face.
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The milk of human kindness curdles
and turns slowly sour.
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Yes, mate?
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Pint and a whisky chaser. Double.
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It's like a jungle out there,
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sometimes I wonder
how I keep from going under.
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So, well, they say a problem
shared is a problem halved.
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Could you get him a drink?
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Oh, cheers. You're a gent.
Frank Gallagher.
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Ian's father?
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Well, sort of.
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Cameron Donnelly. Maxine's dad.
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Oh, hoh, the meeting of the in-laws!
Mimi, line them up.
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Need to celebrate the coming
together of two noble tribes.
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Great. Cheers, mate.
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So, either your missus has left you,
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or you've just discovered
your son's a poof.
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Both.
256
00:15:35,405 --> 00:15:38,294
Shit! Two emergency Es, Mimi.
257
00:15:38,293 --> 00:15:41,069
What would you do if you
found out your son was bent?
258
00:15:41,063 --> 00:15:42,883
Actually...
259
00:15:45,738 --> 00:15:46,989
..I don't think I'd mind.
260
00:15:46,981 --> 00:15:49,529
Well, it has its advantages,
doesn't it?
261
00:15:49,526 --> 00:15:50,311
They don't have nippers,
262
00:15:50,304 --> 00:15:53,796
so you 'aven't got robbing
grandkids bleeding you dry.
263
00:15:53,791 --> 00:15:57,113
They've got lots of girlie mates,
so you've got plenty to ogle at.
264
00:15:57,111 --> 00:16:00,217
And statistically they die younger,
you know, AIDS and shit.
265
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:05,806
They may come into a bit of money,
plus you'd never have to run a
Hoover across the house again -
266
00:16:05,803 --> 00:16:07,668
they like a nice clean home,
don't they?
267
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,181
Hey, what would you do, Paddy,
268
00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:12,250
if you discovered one of
your lads was a fruit?
269
00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:13,820
I'd do the right thing.
270
00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:16,763
I'd put him out of his misery.
271
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,682
You're going to fuckin' night school!
272
00:16:40,673 --> 00:16:43,130
What the hell are you
doing following me?
273
00:16:43,121 --> 00:16:44,554
Just wanted to see
what she looked like.
274
00:16:44,549 --> 00:16:48,508
Where is she?
Finishing off her macrame basket?
275
00:16:48,506 --> 00:16:51,669
What's this?
276
00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:54,192
I have to write down all
the times I get narked.
277
00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:56,303
I'm doing an anger management
course.
278
00:16:56,302 --> 00:16:59,089
Yeah, right!
279
00:17:01,216 --> 00:17:02,308
So there's no girlfriend?
280
00:17:07,163 --> 00:17:07,993
Look, if you're doing this for me...
281
00:17:07,989 --> 00:17:09,991
I'm not.
282
00:17:09,984 --> 00:17:13,465
I need to sort meself out.
I know I've got a problem.
283
00:17:13,455 --> 00:17:14,638
You could've told me.
284
00:17:14,636 --> 00:17:16,331
It's none of your business.
285
00:17:16,323 --> 00:17:18,063
It is if you're talking
about me in there.
286
00:17:18,055 --> 00:17:19,147
I talk about me.
287
00:17:20,816 --> 00:17:22,477
You can't do this on your own.
I can help.
288
00:17:22,469 --> 00:17:23,936
Leave it.
289
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:33,821
Oh, thank the Lord. I've phoned
all the hospitals, Frank.
290
00:17:33,815 --> 00:17:34,315
That's a strange habit.
291
00:17:34,305 --> 00:17:36,819
Like a dog - always finds
his way home eventually.
292
00:17:36,814 --> 00:17:37,974
Come sit down, Ray.
293
00:17:37,965 --> 00:17:39,705
Oh!
294
00:17:39,702 --> 00:17:42,296
DRUNKEN LAUGHTER
295
00:17:42,292 --> 00:17:46,331
Hey, didn't realise Tories
knew how to party!
296
00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:49,322
CAM-ER-0NI CAM-ER-0NI CAM-ER-0NI
297
00:17:49,313 --> 00:17:51,076
Where were you again last night?
298
00:17:51,076 --> 00:17:52,623
I think he's got a girlfriend.
299
00:17:52,621 --> 00:17:53,167
Ooohhh!
300
00:17:53,158 --> 00:17:56,013
We don't all need adoration
to mask our insecurities.
301
00:17:56,009 --> 00:18:00,434
It's not, it's not a problem
if she's a minger, son.
302
00:18:00,434 --> 00:18:01,947
We all have to start somewhere.
303
00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:03,692
I was at Reggie's.
304
00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:06,034
Bring him round.
Want to see if he's as geeky as you.
305
00:18:06,028 --> 00:18:07,541
He can't walk.
306
00:18:07,535 --> 00:18:10,333
You don't want to be hanging
around with a raspberry ripple, son.
307
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,359
It's crap for your street cred.
308
00:18:12,350 --> 00:18:14,557
He doesn't go to my school.
309
00:18:14,557 --> 00:18:17,503
Even worse! Kid from another school,
you got to beat the shit out of 'em.
310
00:18:17,499 --> 00:18:19,797
Oh, don't do that again, sir...
311
00:18:19,791 --> 00:18:22,567
He doesn't go to any school.
He's 84.
312
00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:29,896
What are you doing spending all
your time with a coffin-dodger for?
313
00:18:29,892 --> 00:18:34,761
You know what for. You signed
the consent form for school.
314
00:18:34,755 --> 00:18:36,302
I just don't show up
on your radar, do I?
315
00:18:36,295 --> 00:18:39,549
Who is he, where's he live?
316
00:18:41,678 --> 00:18:46,240
Come here, give me the bag,
give me... Give me the bag!
317
00:18:46,233 --> 00:18:47,257
No! It's mine.
318
00:18:49,448 --> 00:18:51,632
What's this?
319
00:18:51,626 --> 00:18:53,856
When did this come?
320
00:18:53,851 --> 00:18:56,763
We're all worried sick about her
and you kept this to yourself!?
321
00:18:56,753 --> 00:18:57,765
Easy, Carl.
322
00:18:57,758 --> 00:18:58,998
Four days ago!
323
00:18:58,993 --> 00:19:02,679
Debbie sent it to me,
it's mine, it's private.
324
00:19:02,672 --> 00:19:06,403
"Dear Liam, hope you lot haven't
burnt the bloody house down.
325
00:19:06,399 --> 00:19:10,074
"By the time you read this
I'll be in Afghanistan,
326
00:19:10,070 --> 00:19:12,140
"just been told
I've been posted there."
327
00:19:12,139 --> 00:19:14,152
Is this what you've
been worried about?
328
00:19:15,852 --> 00:19:17,717
Afghanistan!
329
00:19:17,717 --> 00:19:19,161
Liam, if you need to talk.
330
00:19:20,601 --> 00:19:25,004
If you're after getting
something off your chest,
331
00:19:24,994 --> 00:19:26,746
some sort of touchy feely nonsense,
332
00:19:26,745 --> 00:19:28,588
you've come to the wrong place.
333
00:19:28,579 --> 00:19:31,969
All I'm after's a bit of privacy,
so that's fine by me.
334
00:19:31,964 --> 00:19:35,445
You're having a bad time,
don't worry, it won't last forever.
335
00:19:44,198 --> 00:19:45,813
What the hell's this?
336
00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:48,164
It's for you,
for helping with my project.
337
00:19:50,835 --> 00:19:52,837
You shouldn't go wasting your money.
338
00:19:52,831 --> 00:19:56,369
I've got enough shit
in this place as it is.
339
00:20:05,297 --> 00:20:07,492
What was it like?
340
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:09,949
Flying?
341
00:20:12,721 --> 00:20:14,643
I don't want to talk about it.
342
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:20,066
PROPELLER AIRCRAFT AND GUNFIRE
343
00:20:20,065 --> 00:20:22,989
I read a lot of pilots found
it hard to cope after the war.
344
00:20:22,983 --> 00:20:25,190
They missed it so much.
345
00:20:32,078 --> 00:20:33,841
Reggie. Reggie.
346
00:20:33,831 --> 00:20:35,765
Yeah?
347
00:20:39,389 --> 00:20:44,941
You're the only person I know
who enjoys meals on wheels.
348
00:20:44,934 --> 00:20:46,970
Why do you get them delivered?
349
00:20:46,962 --> 00:20:49,396
Legs don't work.
350
00:20:49,393 --> 00:20:53,397
No-one to push me,
since I lost the wife.
351
00:20:53,398 --> 00:20:55,377
Why don't you ask for some help?
352
00:20:55,374 --> 00:20:57,103
I like to keep myself to myself.
353
00:20:58,827 --> 00:21:00,727
Like a bit of privacy.
354
00:21:08,439 --> 00:21:10,213
Two little ducks, 22.
355
00:21:12,076 --> 00:21:13,213
Kelly, love, Libby wants a word.
356
00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:14,594
It's about Liam.
357
00:21:14,586 --> 00:21:16,861
What's up?
358
00:21:16,854 --> 00:21:19,436
He's just really withdrawn.
359
00:21:19,433 --> 00:21:20,809
Plus, he's lost his appetite.
360
00:21:20,809 --> 00:21:23,482
I thought he might open up to you.
361
00:21:23,481 --> 00:21:26,996
Young and keen, number 15.
362
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:29,022
How's he doing at school?
Has he made any friends?
363
00:21:29,012 --> 00:21:30,240
Not really.
364
00:21:30,237 --> 00:21:33,058
But he has befriended a retired
gentleman. Always round there.
365
00:21:33,050 --> 00:21:36,099
S and M. Number 10.
366
00:21:36,097 --> 00:21:36,688
What's wrong?
367
00:21:36,681 --> 00:21:40,458
Well...why would an old geezer
want to spend time
368
00:21:40,447 --> 00:21:41,550
with an 11-year-old boy?
369
00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:45,815
I'll have a word.
370
00:21:45,811 --> 00:21:47,779
Danny La Rue, 52.
371
00:21:47,771 --> 00:21:50,547
Where have they all come from?
372
00:21:50,544 --> 00:21:53,320
Autumn Days.
Nursing home on Brewer Lane.
373
00:21:53,314 --> 00:21:56,397
Sister-in-law works there. She's
give me the entertainment budget.
374
00:21:56,396 --> 00:22:00,878
They keep forgetting to cross
off the bloody numbers. Senile!
375
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:17,245
Frank Gallagher!
376
00:22:33,261 --> 00:22:36,025
Sky, speed, adrenalin -
377
00:22:36,015 --> 00:22:39,678
the best thrill, the purest high,
of my entire life!
378
00:22:39,672 --> 00:22:41,765
Feel it. Feel it.
379
00:22:41,757 --> 00:22:43,475
Feel it, lad -
380
00:22:43,473 --> 00:22:45,509
that energy, that strength!
381
00:22:45,503 --> 00:22:47,789
That's how we lived.
That's how we got through it.
382
00:22:47,785 --> 00:22:50,276
Grasp every opportunity.
383
00:22:50,267 --> 00:22:53,577
Take it and squeeze every second out
of every minute, out of every hour,
384
00:22:53,575 --> 00:22:58,525
out of of every day,
knowing it could be your last.
385
00:22:59,522 --> 00:23:03,964
No!
every bullet that whistled through the
air every streak of fire
386
00:23:04,002 --> 00:23:07,002
that flew from the enemy guns,
could mean you'd be over, like that.
387
00:23:08,556 --> 00:23:10,346
Faces melted,
388
00:23:10,386 --> 00:23:12,297
blown apart, torn limb from limb.
389
00:23:12,297 --> 00:23:13,309
The screams, the pleas.
390
00:23:13,304 --> 00:23:16,523
"You would not tell
with such high zest
391
00:23:16,514 --> 00:23:19,449
"To children ardent
for some desperate glory
392
00:23:19,448 --> 00:23:23,680
"The old lie
393
00:23:23,679 --> 00:23:26,716
"Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori."
394
00:23:26,709 --> 00:23:29,598
My sister's just been sent
to Afghanistan.
395
00:23:32,123 --> 00:23:32,384
I'm sorry.
396
00:23:33,501 --> 00:23:35,287
But that's how it is.
397
00:23:50,159 --> 00:23:52,263
Nutter's flipped again.
398
00:23:56,463 --> 00:23:58,306
Karen. What the fuck?!
399
00:23:58,296 --> 00:24:01,345
What? There's a free Engie Benjy
in selected boxes.
400
00:24:01,336 --> 00:24:03,429
He's Connor's favourite.
401
00:24:17,328 --> 00:24:19,137
Not our lucky day, eh?
402
00:24:24,284 --> 00:24:25,444
Sorry about the mess.
403
00:24:33,912 --> 00:24:36,597
Hey, hey. How much did you get
for her? (CHUCKLES)
404
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:40,373
You OK, kiddo?
405
00:24:42,186 --> 00:24:45,838
I, er...hear you've got
a new friend.
406
00:24:48,973 --> 00:24:51,077
Where'd you get the cash
for all that?
407
00:24:51,076 --> 00:24:53,010
Used my dinner money.
408
00:24:54,663 --> 00:24:55,937
You get free meals.
409
00:24:57,883 --> 00:24:59,680
How did the interview go?
410
00:24:59,672 --> 00:25:01,390
All right. OK.
411
00:25:01,390 --> 00:25:04,609
Good. I dunno.
412
00:25:04,602 --> 00:25:07,162
Well, they'd be stupid
not to take you on.
413
00:25:07,162 --> 00:25:09,904
What does a head cleaner do, anyway?
Get a bigger brush?
414
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,436
You did the right thing. He needs
to stand on his own two feet.
415
00:25:21,428 --> 00:25:24,534
Chucking your own brother
out on the streets?!
416
00:25:24,527 --> 00:25:25,539
Homophobe!
417
00:25:29,859 --> 00:25:31,019
What can I get for you?
418
00:25:36,311 --> 00:25:38,324
Two pints. Vodka and coke.
419
00:25:38,323 --> 00:25:40,325
He said anything about me?
420
00:25:41,985 --> 00:25:44,442
Only that you made him very welcome.
421
00:25:44,432 --> 00:25:49,017
Considering he's a royalty-loving,
right-wing nonce,
422
00:25:49,016 --> 00:25:50,984
your dad's quite a laugh, in't he?
423
00:25:49,016 --> 00:25:50,984
You've met me dad?
424
00:25:50,982 --> 00:25:54,429
Met?! He was Sonny to my Cher.
425
00:25:54,422 --> 00:25:56,913
Portland Street Hotel. We're barred.
426
00:25:56,912 --> 00:25:59,415
It's nice to know
he's busy enjoying himself.
427
00:26:02,315 --> 00:26:04,237
I don't think he's coping very well.
428
00:26:04,231 --> 00:26:08,258
That's why he needed
some medicinal support.
429
00:26:08,250 --> 00:26:10,616
Listen. As much as we care
about our kids,
430
00:26:10,614 --> 00:26:12,696
we don't always
do the right thing by them.
431
00:26:13,842 --> 00:26:17,619
Even I have been neglectful
on occasion.
432
00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:19,893
He doesn't give a shit about me.
433
00:26:19,889 --> 00:26:21,800
He never has.
434
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,836
You see, that's where you're wrong.
435
00:26:23,826 --> 00:26:27,296
You leaving home and living with us
was a kick in the teeth for him.
436
00:26:27,296 --> 00:26:28,285
He said so himself.
437
00:26:31,579 --> 00:26:34,855
Listen, you'll have to act straight
when you're serving.
438
00:26:34,850 --> 00:26:39,128
Oh, it's a good job I left my Lycra
hot pants at my dad's, then, innit?
439
00:26:39,118 --> 00:26:40,892
Punters aren't used to it.
440
00:26:40,887 --> 00:26:43,674
Don't usually get
arse-bandits round here.
441
00:26:43,671 --> 00:26:47,983
I'm not the only bloke here who gets
a stiffy watching the Rugby League.
442
00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:55,898
Hi, son.
443
00:27:04,407 --> 00:27:05,851
Excuse me.
444
00:27:11,406 --> 00:27:12,850
What the...?
445
00:27:16,271 --> 00:27:17,203
What?
446
00:27:18,665 --> 00:27:20,212
Your mother's left me up shit creek.
447
00:27:22,158 --> 00:27:23,682
When did you last eat?
448
00:27:23,682 --> 00:27:24,706
Can't remember.
449
00:27:25,836 --> 00:27:28,748
Right, get your arse in the bath.
Tea'll be ready when you come down.
450
00:27:29,923 --> 00:27:32,539
And chuck your dirty washing
down t'stairs.
451
00:27:37,073 --> 00:27:38,961
Did "time outs" tonight.
452
00:27:38,952 --> 00:27:41,978
Leaving a situation whenever
you start to feel uptight.
453
00:27:41,968 --> 00:27:44,846
Yeah, well, I think it's
a load of touchy-feely bollocks.
454
00:27:44,838 --> 00:27:47,238
Well, it's working.
As you've already seen.
455
00:27:49,683 --> 00:27:52,925
Can see why your Liam likes
going to that old boy's house.
456
00:27:52,923 --> 00:27:53,810
Spoiling him rotten.
457
00:27:53,801 --> 00:27:56,395
Bags of sweets and...
458
00:27:56,395 --> 00:27:58,659
Thought he'd be chuffed, but...
459
00:27:58,648 --> 00:28:01,196
Looked far from chuffed
when I just saw him.
460
00:28:04,698 --> 00:28:06,097
(FRANK) Vroom, vroom!
461
00:28:07,692 --> 00:28:10,047
Frank! What are you doing with that?
462
00:28:10,047 --> 00:28:11,935
(CHUCKLES) Found it in the yard.
463
00:28:14,698 --> 00:28:17,075
So why's that old bloke
been giving you sweets?
464
00:28:17,066 --> 00:28:17,953
Button it up, Jenson.
465
00:28:17,944 --> 00:28:20,003
Might be a perv, Liam.
466
00:28:20,002 --> 00:28:20,707
Evolution passed you by, didn't it?
467
00:28:20,696 --> 00:28:22,140
Has he touched you?
468
00:28:22,139 --> 00:28:23,868
Yeah. Where?
469
00:28:23,858 --> 00:28:25,177
Living room, kitchen...
470
00:28:25,170 --> 00:28:26,899
Where?
471
00:28:26,892 --> 00:28:27,790
Here! In here!
472
00:28:27,782 --> 00:28:30,797
Carl, you can't go
accusing people.
473
00:28:30,798 --> 00:28:34,177
Look what happened when everyone
thought you'd murdered that lad.
474
00:28:30,798 --> 00:28:34,666
(MUTTERS IN IRISH ACCENT)
475
00:28:34,655 --> 00:28:36,919
He's helping with my project
476
00:28:36,909 --> 00:28:38,763
and he's one of the few people
who isn't constantly on my back!
477
00:28:38,756 --> 00:28:39,723
What's it about?
478
00:28:43,534 --> 00:28:45,525
World War Two?
479
00:28:45,516 --> 00:28:48,246
What a bloody waste of time that was!
480
00:28:48,242 --> 00:28:48,617
Frank!
481
00:28:48,613 --> 00:28:51,093
Well, what is the point
of us winning?
482
00:28:51,093 --> 00:28:53,630
(IN GERMAN ACCENT)
You might not be able to hear
483
00:28:53,622 --> 00:28:56,238
the sound of marching jackboots,
484
00:28:56,232 --> 00:28:57,756
but it is still oppression.
485
00:28:57,756 --> 00:29:01,294
Might be best if you don't
go round there any more, love.
486
00:29:01,290 --> 00:29:03,110
We can help you with your project.
487
00:29:03,106 --> 00:29:04,471
Pathetic fucking mates.
488
00:29:04,470 --> 00:29:08,861
It makes you wonder why
all those fucking brave soldiers
489
00:29:08,861 --> 00:29:10,715
gave their lives,
490
00:29:10,704 --> 00:29:15,095
when you look at the modern landscape
of loutishness and disorder.
491
00:29:29,352 --> 00:29:30,831
It's going cold.
492
00:29:34,460 --> 00:29:36,974
I'm not hungry.
493
00:29:36,972 --> 00:29:38,405
Whatever.
494
00:29:41,852 --> 00:29:43,854
You know, Bruce is still
the same person.
495
00:29:45,298 --> 00:29:46,219
He's queer.
496
00:29:48,369 --> 00:29:49,700
It's not what I hoped for.
497
00:29:51,012 --> 00:29:52,559
What every father hopes for.
498
00:29:54,902 --> 00:29:57,279
Why did you make up a pathetic lie
about Ian being a doctor?
499
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:04,380
My school reports
all said the same thing...
500
00:30:04,370 --> 00:30:07,112
"Maxine lacks confidence."
501
00:30:07,106 --> 00:30:08,880
I've only ever encouraged you.
502
00:30:08,878 --> 00:30:10,880
Shouting at me for coming second
at sports day?
503
00:30:10,870 --> 00:30:12,121
You could've won.
504
00:30:13,432 --> 00:30:14,979
I got Ian to lie
505
00:30:14,972 --> 00:30:18,351
because I wanted you to think
I'd made something of myself.
506
00:30:18,346 --> 00:30:19,882
Don't blame me for your
under-achieving.
507
00:30:19,882 --> 00:30:21,144
You never pushed yourself.
508
00:30:23,064 --> 00:30:26,272
I'm a glorified cleaner
at that hospital.
509
00:30:26,262 --> 00:30:29,686
I clean floors like no other.
I take pride in my work.
510
00:30:29,676 --> 00:30:32,793
I applied for a promotion
to be head cleaner.
511
00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:34,450
I didn't get it.
512
00:30:34,445 --> 00:30:35,901
My boss said I lacked confidence.
513
00:30:43,666 --> 00:30:44,985
I tried ringing Mum.
Her phone's dead.
514
00:30:51,963 --> 00:30:54,841
Ah, I bet you're dead pleased,
seeing all the boys settled down.
515
00:30:54,838 --> 00:30:58,183
It's just this one to marry off now.
516
00:30:58,176 --> 00:31:00,861
You not brought any women home
to see your Mam lately?
517
00:31:00,851 --> 00:31:04,548
No, he keeps 'em all to himself.
Heard all about them, though.
518
00:31:04,546 --> 00:31:06,150
Oh yeah?
519
00:31:06,141 --> 00:31:07,028
Well, there was that fiery redhead.
520
00:31:07,027 --> 00:31:09,040
Got a bit obsessive,
didn't she, son?
521
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:10,587
Yeah.
522
00:31:10,580 --> 00:31:13,390
Then there was that stunning blonde.
But she dumped him.
523
00:31:13,380 --> 00:31:15,769
Sat in his room
listening to Whitney for weeks.
524
00:31:15,766 --> 00:31:18,155
Aww, bless!
525
00:31:19,982 --> 00:31:21,233
D'you want another beer?
526
00:31:21,224 --> 00:31:23,283
Anyone'd think you're keeping tabs
on me.
527
00:31:23,274 --> 00:31:25,606
GROANING
528
00:31:25,606 --> 00:31:27,961
Sorry, son. Can't have
a screamer collecting debts.
529
00:31:29,694 --> 00:31:31,639
No! No!
530
00:31:31,638 --> 00:31:33,412
VACUUM WHIRRS
531
00:31:36,484 --> 00:31:39,521
Couldn't get rid of you last night.
It's a shame you fell asleep,
532
00:31:39,516 --> 00:31:43,509
cos me and your mum -
we were up talking for hours.
533
00:31:43,505 --> 00:31:45,075
I want a word with you, soft lad!
534
00:31:46,051 --> 00:31:49,134
(GROANS)
535
00:31:49,131 --> 00:31:50,860
(SOBS)
536
00:31:50,850 --> 00:31:51,874
No! No!
537
00:31:51,868 --> 00:31:53,517
(SCREAMS)
538
00:31:53,508 --> 00:31:57,808
What's this I've heard about
you not flushing after a shit?
539
00:31:57,805 --> 00:31:59,921
Anyone'd think you were dragged
up!
540
00:31:59,915 --> 00:32:03,567
PHONE PLAYS
# GIRLS ALOUD: Can't Speak French
541
00:32:20,644 --> 00:32:21,804
Silly cow burnt my school shirt.
542
00:32:21,795 --> 00:32:25,720
Been getting the rise
taken out of me all day.
543
00:32:25,719 --> 00:32:27,004
Oh, get some new ones, uh?
544
00:32:30,420 --> 00:32:31,398
I can't take it with me.
545
00:32:33,146 --> 00:32:34,556
My brother says
you could be a pervert.
546
00:32:34,554 --> 00:32:36,715
My brother says
you could be a pervert.
(CHUCKLES)
547
00:32:36,712 --> 00:32:40,557
He's right. But I haven't got the
energy for it, lad. You're safe.
548
00:32:40,552 --> 00:32:41,382
I know.
549
00:32:45,376 --> 00:32:47,594
CHORAL SONG PLAYS
550
00:32:47,591 --> 00:32:49,252
Can I turn it up?
551
00:32:49,242 --> 00:32:49,970
Yes.
552
00:33:00,168 --> 00:33:02,716
Aren't you a bit hot in all that?
553
00:33:02,713 --> 00:33:03,645
I'm fine.
554
00:33:06,199 --> 00:33:09,509
We must never judge a man by his
actions until we know his motives.
555
00:33:09,508 --> 00:33:10,987
I'm 84.
556
00:33:12,642 --> 00:33:15,099
You can't show me anything
I've not seen before.
557
00:33:15,099 --> 00:33:16,441
Take it off.
558
00:33:55,538 --> 00:33:58,143
So, what little test
have you got for me today?
559
00:33:58,140 --> 00:34:01,860
I've realised I've been
wanting everything my own way.
560
00:34:01,852 --> 00:34:04,389
And so you should.
561
00:34:04,382 --> 00:34:05,030
What you need is stability.
562
00:34:06,572 --> 00:34:07,982
I just need time.
563
00:34:07,982 --> 00:34:08,880
Got any extra long?
564
00:34:08,872 --> 00:34:09,896
Bottom shelf.
565
00:34:09,894 --> 00:34:12,590
I thought you weren't buying
in here any more.
566
00:34:12,586 --> 00:34:14,941
We've cleared Cost Chopper out.
We had a few stag dos.
567
00:34:19,328 --> 00:34:21,250
Can't we just go back
to the way we were?
568
00:34:22,490 --> 00:34:24,151
No.
569
00:34:26,249 --> 00:34:28,831
I'll only ever be just a fuck to you.
570
00:34:28,828 --> 00:34:30,967
I want more.
571
00:34:30,959 --> 00:34:32,369
A wife, family.
572
00:34:35,136 --> 00:34:39,277
If I can't have a future with you,
573
00:34:39,270 --> 00:34:42,421
then I'll have to have
it with someone else.
574
00:34:42,415 --> 00:34:44,622
Have you not got any ribbed?
575
00:34:44,618 --> 00:34:48,258
I like to treat me girls
now and again. Keeps the morale up.
576
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,478
She forgot her milk, dozy cow!
577
00:35:01,771 --> 00:35:03,329
It's Debbie's.
578
00:35:03,328 --> 00:35:04,215
My sister.
579
00:35:12,402 --> 00:35:14,393
It's the wife's.
580
00:35:14,383 --> 00:35:17,318
I've worn it since the day she died.
581
00:35:17,317 --> 00:35:18,284
Here.
582
00:35:20,886 --> 00:35:23,775
Reminds me of all we had, though.
583
00:35:23,771 --> 00:35:26,808
She's just that bit closer.
584
00:35:28,698 --> 00:35:31,201
A ring's symbolic -
585
00:35:31,199 --> 00:35:33,269
has no beginning...
586
00:35:33,269 --> 00:35:34,213
no end.
587
00:35:38,103 --> 00:35:40,958
I don't know what the fuck wearing
a dress is all about, though.
588
00:35:42,591 --> 00:35:43,649
I can still smell her perfume.
589
00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:49,129
The house used to smell of it
on a Saturday night.
590
00:35:49,119 --> 00:35:51,030
Doesn't any more, though.
591
00:35:57,171 --> 00:35:59,036
I hope she makes it.
592
00:35:59,030 --> 00:36:00,691
I hope she's
one of the lucky ones.
593
00:36:03,676 --> 00:36:05,018
Fetch the milk, would you?
594
00:36:20,234 --> 00:36:21,917
Help me up, would you?
595
00:36:43,450 --> 00:36:44,986
I'm sorry, lad. I was just...
596
00:36:44,976 --> 00:36:46,796
I know what you were doing.
I trusted you! I trusted you!
597
00:36:46,789 --> 00:36:48,552
Just...
598
00:37:04,577 --> 00:37:08,274
I just can't stand it
when you're in the supermarket
599
00:37:08,270 --> 00:37:10,192
and somebody walks in front of you.
600
00:37:10,184 --> 00:37:13,711
And you think, "Hold on. Fuck off!
I've been here ten minutes..."
601
00:37:13,701 --> 00:37:16,636
VOICES BLEND INTO A CACOPHONY
602
00:37:25,649 --> 00:37:27,913
Excuse me. Can I help you?
603
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,416
I'm Karen Pritchard. Joe's wife.
604
00:37:36,867 --> 00:37:40,758
There's a room at my place
if you want it.
605
00:37:40,754 --> 00:37:41,641
Is that you making a pass at me?
606
00:37:41,635 --> 00:37:44,149
No. You're not my type.
Take it or leave it.
607
00:37:44,146 --> 00:37:47,195
Just stop threatening me. There's
only so much I'll take. Got that?
608
00:37:51,848 --> 00:37:53,679
Look, the thing about addicts is...
609
00:37:53,677 --> 00:37:57,773
they're just running away
from who they really are.
610
00:37:57,766 --> 00:38:00,018
And what they hate about themselves.
611
00:38:00,018 --> 00:38:04,125
Just talk to him, calmly, civilised.
612
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:10,491
Bruce.
613
00:38:17,769 --> 00:38:20,294
Why can't you be a man
and just admit that you're a faggot?
614
00:38:22,824 --> 00:38:24,792
Although I realise that's
a contradiction in terms.
615
00:38:26,702 --> 00:38:27,646
OK.
616
00:38:29,976 --> 00:38:33,571
I'm a big fucking screaming faggot.
617
00:38:39,413 --> 00:38:42,189
It's not quite what I meant.
618
00:38:42,186 --> 00:38:43,858
Effective!
619
00:38:48,194 --> 00:38:50,139
I just...
620
00:38:50,129 --> 00:38:52,347
snap, see red.
621
00:38:52,348 --> 00:38:55,033
And I've gotta sort it out,
622
00:38:55,022 --> 00:38:57,638
cos I can't keep fucking up
all my relationships.
623
00:38:59,938 --> 00:39:02,372
When I started seeing her...
624
00:39:02,367 --> 00:39:04,892
it was a complete head-fuck.
625
00:39:04,882 --> 00:39:06,167
Cos...
626
00:39:07,735 --> 00:39:12,525
..I'd never felt like that
about anybody before.
627
00:39:12,516 --> 00:39:15,519
I made out it was just a bit
of fun, cos I was shit scared.
628
00:39:15,518 --> 00:39:16,746
Tell your wife.
629
00:39:29,472 --> 00:39:31,224
I just want to get away from here.
630
00:39:33,587 --> 00:39:35,851
A new life - whatever it takes.
631
00:39:35,846 --> 00:39:37,928
Free from the past.
632
00:39:39,751 --> 00:39:42,993
After all this time...
633
00:39:42,993 --> 00:39:45,678
we deserve a chance at happiness.
634
00:39:45,677 --> 00:39:47,827
The three of us.
635
00:39:48,558 --> 00:39:51,607
You, me and our son, Connor.
636
00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:03,699
(CLEARS THROAT)
637
00:40:08,964 --> 00:40:11,068
Why are we here?
638
00:40:11,059 --> 00:40:14,688
Cos there's a right
bloody draught in that lounge.
639
00:40:14,688 --> 00:40:16,861
I meant, why are we here?
640
00:40:18,026 --> 00:40:19,459
Oh.
641
00:40:22,487 --> 00:40:24,660
I don't think there is
one definite reason.
642
00:40:25,890 --> 00:40:27,539
Just got to find your own.
643
00:40:28,612 --> 00:40:29,806
How?
644
00:40:31,822 --> 00:40:33,585
Through your actions.
645
00:40:35,226 --> 00:40:38,775
Making the world a better place
for your family and your mates.
646
00:40:43,381 --> 00:40:45,474
Especially when they need you most.
647
00:40:52,104 --> 00:40:53,116
Where are you going?
648
00:40:53,110 --> 00:40:54,304
Reggie's.
649
00:40:54,294 --> 00:40:56,467
I'm sorry, Liam - no.
650
00:40:56,466 --> 00:40:59,264
I was walking by
earlier and I saw you...
651
00:40:59,254 --> 00:40:59,902
in the dress.
652
00:41:01,295 --> 00:41:03,377
What?!
653
00:41:03,372 --> 00:41:05,829
No, Carl! Carl, no!
654
00:41:05,818 --> 00:41:06,295
You can't go jumping to conclusions!
655
00:41:05,818 --> 00:41:07,877
Where does he live?
656
00:41:09,508 --> 00:41:11,464
(SHOUTS) Where does he live?!
657
00:41:11,459 --> 00:41:13,381
Libby? Don't!
658
00:41:13,372 --> 00:41:15,237
I'll find him and I'll kill him.
Keep him here.
659
00:41:19,063 --> 00:41:21,782
ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ON TV
660
00:41:25,304 --> 00:41:26,123
I need to see him.
661
00:41:28,208 --> 00:41:28,458
I need to.
662
00:41:36,830 --> 00:41:38,616
TV CHANNELS CHANGE RAPIDLY
663
00:41:38,614 --> 00:41:40,980
No, Mum, stop. Don't do that.
664
00:41:40,977 --> 00:41:42,922
You know it...
665
00:42:00,514 --> 00:42:02,061
DOOR OPENS
666
00:42:08,947 --> 00:42:11,290
It was just a bloody hug, lad.
667
00:42:12,896 --> 00:42:14,923
I know.
668
00:42:23,753 --> 00:42:25,311
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
669
00:42:28,578 --> 00:42:30,307
CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS
670
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,718
You need to get up.
It'll make you feel better.
671
00:42:55,733 --> 00:42:56,677
It's too late.
672
00:42:58,799 --> 00:42:59,458
No time.
673
00:43:01,650 --> 00:43:03,015
Bags of time!
674
00:43:09,746 --> 00:43:11,794
Open the fucking door, now!
675
00:43:11,782 --> 00:43:14,467
Open the fucking door, now!
676
00:43:14,461 --> 00:43:16,201
Open the fucking door!
Open the door!
677
00:43:16,192 --> 00:43:18,820
Liam! Liam!
678
00:43:18,811 --> 00:43:20,005
Carl, no. Stop!
679
00:43:20,002 --> 00:43:22,516
Liam, get out here! (SCREAMS)
680
00:43:22,514 --> 00:43:24,106
Just get up.
681
00:43:24,105 --> 00:43:26,039
Come on!
682
00:43:26,034 --> 00:43:28,810
(ALL SHOUT INDISTINCTLY)
683
00:43:28,806 --> 00:43:30,933
Get up!
684
00:43:34,724 --> 00:43:37,033
CLASSICAL MUSIC CONTINUES
685
00:43:48,340 --> 00:43:50,388
MUSIC SOARS
686
00:43:55,442 --> 00:43:57,649
(BOTH GIGGLE)
687
00:44:17,333 --> 00:44:19,289
EXPLOSIONS
688
00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:23,706
FIGHTER PLANE PASSES OVERHEAD
689
00:44:27,588 --> 00:44:28,532
He didn't.
690
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,249
He didn't, Carl.
691
00:44:42,162 --> 00:44:43,322
We should call the police.
692
00:44:45,296 --> 00:44:46,149
Not yet.
693
00:44:54,288 --> 00:44:56,097
MOURNFUL MUSIC PLAYS
694
00:45:13,872 --> 00:45:17,364
'People are always going to
leave eventually,
695
00:45:17,358 --> 00:45:19,292
'no matter how much
you don't want them to.
696
00:45:19,287 --> 00:45:22,381
"That's why you've got to
enjoy them while they're here.
697
00:45:23,712 --> 00:45:27,296
'Doesn't matter how much time
you actually spend with someone.
698
00:45:27,288 --> 00:45:30,428
'It's the fact you've spent time
with them at all that's important.'
699
00:46:05,506 --> 00:46:07,792
I'm going to be a fireman.
700
00:46:07,788 --> 00:46:09,733
I've only got one more test to pass.
701
00:46:09,731 --> 00:46:11,801
Give it up, son.
You'll never make it!
702
00:46:11,790 --> 00:46:15,157
Beat my drum, Dad. Don't beat me
into the fucking ground.
703
00:46:15,149 --> 00:46:17,652
Get down Ian's boxing club, Ches -
take some of that out on a bag.
704
00:46:17,648 --> 00:46:18,990
You hitting this hard cos it's me?
705
00:46:18,986 --> 00:46:20,032
You hitting this hard cos it's me?
Too right!
706
00:46:20,031 --> 00:46:23,023
CHEERING
707
00:46:23,015 --> 00:46:24,607
You can carry a tune. Been known to.
708
00:46:24,604 --> 00:46:25,662
Known to murder a few.
709
00:46:25,652 --> 00:46:29,201
Used to love my singing.
Said I had the voice of an angel.
710
00:46:29,190 --> 00:46:30,612
No! Micky, tell him!
711
00:46:30,608 --> 00:46:32,257
No!
712
00:46:34,489 --> 00:46:34,966
(WAILS)
713
00:47:13,093 --> 00:47:16,017
Synced & Corrected by GT4
714
00:47:19,481 --> 00:47:21,335
# GNARLS BARKLEY: Crazy
715
00:47:22,835 --> 00:47:24,564
# Ever since I was little
716
00:47:24,558 --> 00:47:27,891
# Ever since I was little
It looked like fun
717
00:47:27,883 --> 00:47:31,330
# And it's no co-incidence I've come
718
00:47:31,330 --> 00:47:33,821
# Mmm
719
00:47:33,814 --> 00:47:35,634
# And I can die when I'm done
720
00:47:37,735 --> 00:47:42,559
# But maybe I'm crazy
721
00:47:42,552 --> 00:47:45,407
# Maybe you're crazy
722
00:47:46,976 --> 00:47:50,821
# Baby, we're crazy
723
00:47:50,822 --> 00:47:56,772
# Probably-y-y. #
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