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So what's the deal with the female lab?
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Have you seen the size of these things
lately?
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They keep getting bigger and bigger. And
the pants keep getting tighter and
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tighter. It's like trying to fit two
watermelons inside of a simple old bag.
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It's a fine science.
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You can't just get the pants on anymore.
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You need a shoehorn, Vaseline, a
crowbar, a bottle of lube, a power
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avocados, a can of hairspray, and
MacGyver just to get these ladies in and
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of their flats.
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But at least you can see those butts
jiggle. They jiggle like the biggest
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of breasts you've ever seen.
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But they're in the back.
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Butt boobies.
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You know, I think I have just what the
doctor ordered.
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And seeing that you're taking off your
clothes, there must be a doctor around
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here performing freelance physicals.
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But what's the deal with doctors anyway?
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Shut up, Jerry. Just do me.
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Yeah. Doctors can go to hell.
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Oh, look at the time. I forgot. I have
court early in the morning tomorrow. I
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have to go. I'm sorry.
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What?
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What? Rain check.
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Fine.
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Vagina rain check.
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Ma, I'm here for my weekly visit.
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Hopefully it's enough to keep me in the
well.
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Ma, you here?
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Thank God for the poor Nazi.
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On one of your irregular visits to your
mother's, you regularly bring
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pornography.
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European high -end art court parody
pornography.
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Yep. And on this regular visit, you
decide to pleasure yourself on her newly
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reupholstered couch.
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It was scotch -guarded.
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Well, the defense rests. He is your
witness.
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Another proud day at the Costanza
household.
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I need to spend ten minutes on the floor
screaming and yelling in Russian, and
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then another ten minutes in broken
English praying for me.
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Oh, God, please don't let poor Mr. Gorge
pull out his pee -pee in publica again.
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Is God really the right person to be
going to in that kind of request?
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Of course. God, please, help the poor,
feed the hungry, and stop the unemployed
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son of my class from masturbating on the
couch.
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This isn't funny.
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She's in the hospital, all because of my
love for porn star pussy.
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As far as I'm concerned, I'm never doing
that again.
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Thanks. Nope.
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Never again. As far as I'm concerned,
it's off limits.
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Yeah, right.
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Please. What are you going to do? Become
a monk?
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Like that show.
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Not Tony Shlube monk. A monk.
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Not the character monk, but the celibate
man of God monk.
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Are you kidding? No sex?
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Nope. I will never solve the mystery of
the case of the stuffed hole again.
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You got to put some money on that,
Sherlock.
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How's $100?
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I'll take those odds. Oh, please. You'll
be out before you hit the door.
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I want in on that.
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No, absolutely not.
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What? That's not fair.
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Everybody knows that women don't need
sex.
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What about Minnesota Congresswoman Orly
Bridgewood?
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Fair.
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Okay,
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what you got to give us odds?
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All right, I'm in for 150.
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Are we all in?
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All right.
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Hey, buddy.
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You gotta take a look at this.
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That's my neighbor, Kramer.
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Oh, hello.
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Why, hello.
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Oh, I'm late.
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I have to be uptown in 15 minutes. I
have to go.
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You do?
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Yeah. I'm sorry.
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I'll call you later, okay?
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It's nice to meet you, Kramer.
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Wow.
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She has one hell of a posterior.
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Tell me about it. It's a good thing we
have this contest because I wouldn't
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what to do with it.
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What do you mean?
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I don't know.
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How do you go about saying, I would like
to deposit sperm on your beautiful butt
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cheeks without sounding like a pig?
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Have you tried?
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What's the deal with Blue John Bones?
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Oh, you probably have.
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Okay.
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How about...
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Hello, baby.
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You are so beautiful.
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I love your eyes.
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I love your smile.
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I love your body.
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You know what else I love?
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Popping on your butt.
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How about it?
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Still ride greeting cards?
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Nah.
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It doesn't matter anyway.
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Anytime we even get close to having sex,
something happens and she has to run
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off. Oh.
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She's a pussy denier.
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Denying without prejudice. It's driving
me crazy.
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Okay, then. You have to take a look at
this.
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Wow. That woman is... I know.
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Is she?
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She certainly is.
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Taking cock like a champion.
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I was unaware they gave out medals for
that.
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What are you guys looking at?
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Whoa, that's deep.
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Looks like they're mining for gold.
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Giddy -up.
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This has been happening all day.
Everyone around me is having sex.
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It sounds like an episode of Oz.
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Here, I think I'm being haunted by sex.
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You're a lost cause. You guys, you'll
never guess who works out at my gym.
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Who? The guy from the Flavor Wave
infomercial.
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Mr. T?
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No, not Mr. T.
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He was just in the audience.
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But he was checking me out. I think he
wants me.
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Wow, he must be something.
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Worth 150 bucks.
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What about Putty?
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Damn, that boyfriend is really becoming
a pain in my ass.
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Figuratively.
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Well, you could always break up with
him. Save yourself from this
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futile existence you call a
relationship.
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No, that would be too easy.
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I think I'm going to have to pawn him
off on some unsuspecting bastard.
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That is a mature thing to do.
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Here.
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I'm out.
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You had sex already?
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It's been five minutes since we saw you.
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Yeah.
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I'm going over.
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And then there were three.
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It's been hard for me.
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Yeah.
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I need Pokey me.
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It's so bad.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, nice and cool.
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Oh,
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it's getting nice and floppy.
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Fucking cocked on me
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Yeah,
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like that.
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Oh, girl.
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watching the sex porno in the house
you've been raised in. Your mother just
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the couch upholstered. It's okay.
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It doesn't matter who was watching what
and whose mother's house.
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What matters is my mother's beautiful,
wonderful housekeeper is all right.
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But what kind of man wants to see a baby
hole being stretched in the wrong way
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in your mother's home? Boy, you're
boring.
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That's enough.
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Those actors on TV, they were at each
other as if a plane crashed in her ass.
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Lucy was made of dead rugby players.
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Anita! You know, human body has just so
much elasticity. At some point, those
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poor holes will look just like deflated
air tubes.
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Hi, Anita.
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Hi, Doctor.
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And how are we feeling today?
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I'm good. I'm better. This is Gorge, by
the way. How do you do?
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Fine, thank you. I've heard so much
about you.
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But please, don't masturbate on any of
the hospital furniture.
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So, Anita, I'm going to go check on
those tests we ran the other day, and
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be right back. All right.
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How's my patient doing today?
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She keeps complaining that her nipples
hurt.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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I don't know. Maybe they just need some
massage.
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Hmm. I think I can help with that.
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Can I see your technique?
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Well, I understand maybe at home, but at
your parents' house.
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Yeah, roast beef, love it.
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How am I supposed to look at your
parents' eyes again?
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Yeah, Friday's great, Friday.
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It's much better, doctor.
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Thank you.
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Put your face where it hurts.
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Why would you call me here?
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Neutral pterosaur.
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Hard to call this neutral.
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Well, it is for me, bucko.
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So do you know why they call it a club
sandwich?
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What?
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Why do they call it a club sandwich?
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Well, Putty, it's probably called a club
sandwich because it was invented in an
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establishment not unlike a golf or
country club.
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No, I think the guy that created it was
clubbed to death.
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Why does it have to be a man that was
clubbed to death? Maybe it was a woman.
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That just doesn't seem plausible.
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You know what?
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This relationship is giving me a
headache.
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Potty, we have to talk.
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How do you feel about taking our
relationship to another level?
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And what level might that be?
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Well, how open is your back door these
days?
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Where's my manners?
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How do you feel about taking me in your
ass?
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Buddy, I brought you here to break up
with you. Not to bring our relationship
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another level.
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Think of it as a going away present.
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Alright, you better make it quick.
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That's how I do my best work.
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Oh, yeah.
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Mmm.
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This feels like a fucking pussy.
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So what do you want to do tonight?
Dinner and a movie?
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Sure. Why don't we start with some In -N
-Out and then go catch a screening of
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Where the Wild Thing's Ejaculated? What?
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Or we could skip dinner and move right
to dessert, if you know what I mean.
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Really? Marla, we've been together for
quite some time, and I haven't had an
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opportunity to take this thing for a
test drive.
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You can have me whenever you want,
Peter.
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That's just the problem.
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Every time we get hot and heavy,
something happens and you have to rush
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here just like last night.
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Somebody broke into my apartment last
night and stole all of my belongings.
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Let's not lose focus of the issue here,
which is my horniness and how it's
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driving me crazy.
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We could do something about that.
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Okay, bye.
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So what's the emergency now?
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No big emergency, silly.
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It was just my Nana.
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She needs help with her bath. She has
trouble reaching her backside.
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And she has this skin disease and rash.
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And I had to put this skin cream. Whoa,
whoa, whoa. That is quite enough of
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that.
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Why? We still have time.
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Time flies when you're nauseous. Go.
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Go take care of poor old Nana.
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I can go rub skin cream on her withered,
daily body.
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I'm sure.
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I'm never more sure of anything in my
life.
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In fact, here.
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Take this as cab money. It'll help you
get there quicker.
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We'll talk about this later.
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Yeah. Next time, let's leave the manas
out of this.
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You don't look good, buddy.
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I'm fine.
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But I'm going to deal with this window
fiasco once and for all.
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What the hell are you talking about,
Gary?
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If I can't get any, I'm not going to
help you get any. Have you lost your
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man? Yes. I need vagina.
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01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:45,060
Fine. You can have it in a little while.
Let you know that it's killing me.
257
01:08:46,479 --> 01:08:47,700
Sacrifices must be made.
258
01:08:48,260 --> 01:08:49,319
She's not even there.
259
01:08:49,779 --> 01:08:50,779
I can wait.
260
01:09:16,990 --> 01:09:18,250
Window whore? Yep.
261
01:09:18,810 --> 01:09:21,550
So, my mother's housekeeper's doctor is
hot as hell.
262
01:09:21,890 --> 01:09:25,609
She's having sex with a hot patient and
a male nurse right in the same room.
263
01:09:26,069 --> 01:09:27,069
Wow. Yeah.
264
01:09:27,810 --> 01:09:29,990
That's good bedside, man. You have no
idea.
265
01:09:31,609 --> 01:09:33,529
I never understood the plight of the
male nurse.
266
01:09:34,029 --> 01:09:35,609
Most men are just a creature in the
workplace.
267
01:09:36,069 --> 01:09:41,270
Society is dictating they want hot,
busty female nurses, and they refuse to
268
01:09:41,270 --> 01:09:43,729
accept it. They're like the Rosa Parks
of the hospital industry.
269
01:09:43,970 --> 01:09:44,970
Rosa Parks with a penis.
270
01:09:48,190 --> 01:09:52,270
Anyway, I'm sitting there listening to
my mother's housekeeper go on and on
271
01:09:52,270 --> 01:09:53,270
about my porn choices.
272
01:09:53,510 --> 01:09:55,170
Which could not have been comfortable
for either of you.
273
01:09:55,690 --> 01:09:58,770
The nurse walks in. Next thing you know,
they're going at it.
274
01:09:59,650 --> 01:10:03,490
Gave them a tour of the Grand Canyons.
Like an excited Arizona tourist. I had
275
01:10:03,490 --> 01:10:05,790
run out of there. My life is an enigma
wrapped in a riddle.
276
01:10:06,510 --> 01:10:07,510
Baked in a Twinkie.
277
01:10:07,890 --> 01:10:09,230
Okay, I need to get back to Anita.
278
01:10:09,690 --> 01:10:11,250
You're going to go comfort her in her
time of need?
279
01:10:11,630 --> 01:10:12,630
Yeah, that too.
280
01:10:13,290 --> 01:10:14,290
Well, let me ask you this.
281
01:10:14,950 --> 01:10:15,950
Are you the student?
282
01:10:16,140 --> 01:10:17,140
Or the master.
283
01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:19,840
I'm the leader of the pack. You? King of
the world.
284
01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:34,200
That's right.
285
01:10:34,740 --> 01:10:36,620
You are a dirty girl.
286
01:10:37,860 --> 01:10:39,560
Take it off.
287
01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:43,160
Ooh, yeah.
288
01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:46,720
Whatever, Kramer.
289
01:10:46,820 --> 01:10:48,640
You deal with your dirty window slut.
290
01:10:49,020 --> 01:10:51,160
I'll just be sitting over here doing
something constructive.
291
01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:53,400
Oh, yeah.
292
01:10:54,100 --> 01:10:55,220
You are bad.
293
01:10:56,740 --> 01:11:00,000
Sliding that thing all up inside you
like that?
294
01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:02,940
Yeah, I'm just over here balancing the
old checkbook.
295
01:11:05,180 --> 01:11:08,180
Wow. I can save money if I change
laundry detergents.
296
01:11:09,260 --> 01:11:10,260
Wow.
297
01:11:10,540 --> 01:11:12,880
You are a wet, sporty thing, aren't you?
298
01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:23,740
Gary, Gorge, Kramer.
299
01:11:27,220 --> 01:11:30,560
So, nothing happened, did it?
300
01:11:30,900 --> 01:11:33,980
Nothing. Not even a dry end? Not even a
handy.
301
01:11:34,260 --> 01:11:35,760
Well, that's just great.
302
01:11:36,620 --> 01:11:39,460
And here I am, stuck with Miley Spirits
over here.
303
01:11:41,420 --> 01:11:43,260
I don't think I can take this much
longer, Gary.
304
01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:44,680
Neither can I.
305
01:11:47,900 --> 01:11:48,960
What's happening to us?
306
01:11:49,610 --> 01:11:52,910
We're so irritated because everyone
around us is having sex and we're not.
307
01:11:52,910 --> 01:11:53,910
falling apart, Gorgie boy.
308
01:12:04,830 --> 01:12:05,688
We're out?
309
01:12:05,690 --> 01:12:06,870
Oh, my God.
310
01:12:08,010 --> 01:12:09,010
Putty last night.
311
01:12:09,690 --> 01:12:10,690
Oh.
312
01:12:12,010 --> 01:12:13,010
Yep.
313
01:12:13,390 --> 01:12:14,870
Tried to break up with him last night.
314
01:12:15,190 --> 01:12:16,450
Wouldn't take no for an answer.
315
01:12:17,430 --> 01:12:20,530
Huh? Now I can move forward with Labor
Wave Guy.
316
01:12:20,770 --> 01:12:21,770
Mr. T?
317
01:12:23,090 --> 01:12:24,510
He's meeting me out front tonight.
318
01:12:26,710 --> 01:12:27,710
Well, Gorge.
319
01:12:31,010 --> 01:12:32,610
And then there were two.
320
01:12:33,710 --> 01:12:34,830
Welcome back, Elena.
321
01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:02,480
What are you doing here? Ha! What do you
think?
322
01:13:03,720 --> 01:13:04,920
I don't know.
323
01:13:05,140 --> 01:13:07,600
Um, Anita was discharged an hour ago.
324
01:13:07,900 --> 01:13:09,220
Didn't you come to pick her up?
325
01:13:14,480 --> 01:13:15,480
Ready now!
326
01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:22,100
So, no emergency?
327
01:13:22,440 --> 01:13:23,580
Nope. No appointments?
328
01:13:23,880 --> 01:13:28,040
No. No nannies? Nada. No bar mitzvahs,
Bahama vacations, Chinese restaurants,
329
01:13:28,140 --> 01:13:29,900
reservations? Nothing. Just...
330
01:13:31,099 --> 01:13:32,740
So what's the deal with...
331
01:14:07,120 --> 01:14:08,120
Hmm.
332
01:18:29,389 --> 01:18:30,389
Yes,
333
01:18:33,690 --> 01:18:34,690
there you go.
334
01:19:49,019 --> 01:19:51,000
Just slide up and down on my dick.
335
01:19:52,280 --> 01:19:53,280
God.
336
01:23:13,960 --> 01:23:14,960
Thank you.
337
01:29:33,770 --> 01:29:34,770
Yes, come on.
338
01:30:28,620 --> 01:30:29,620
Come on in.
339
01:30:32,840 --> 01:30:34,320
You told her?
340
01:30:34,560 --> 01:30:37,400
I had to. I was hypnotized by her
amazing ass.
341
01:30:38,020 --> 01:30:39,020
Asthma test.
342
01:30:39,220 --> 01:30:40,220
What happened to you?
343
01:30:40,680 --> 01:30:43,660
I got sucked by that flavor wave dude.
344
01:30:49,880 --> 01:30:54,480
They released her from the genital
hospital.
345
01:30:54,740 --> 01:30:56,880
No more hot doctor -patient action.
346
01:31:03,560 --> 01:31:10,540
And that's anything good oh My god, it
couldn't be but it
347
01:31:10,540 --> 01:31:12,060
is what?
348
01:31:17,720 --> 01:31:19,840
Well, I certainly didn't see that one
coming
349
01:33:20,270 --> 01:33:22,350
Did you think it was getting hard for
me? Yeah. Yeah?
350
01:33:24,230 --> 01:33:25,290
Oh, man.
351
01:33:26,690 --> 01:33:27,690
Oh, fuck.
352
01:33:28,570 --> 01:33:29,570
Oh, fuck.
353
01:33:30,790 --> 01:33:31,790
Oh, yeah.
354
01:33:31,930 --> 01:33:33,350
Oh, yeah. I can't help it.
355
01:33:34,090 --> 01:33:35,110
I can't help it.
356
01:33:35,370 --> 01:33:36,370
Oh,
357
01:33:37,290 --> 01:33:40,390
fuck. Here we go.
358
01:34:18,190 --> 01:34:19,590
Yeah? Yeah, you like it like that?
359
01:34:35,679 --> 01:34:37,420
I can't wait to see that.
360
01:34:58,120 --> 01:34:59,400
I'm expecting to see.
361
01:35:00,240 --> 01:35:01,240
Did I not?
362
01:35:02,780 --> 01:35:06,880
Oh, yeah. I want it all nice and fucking
red.
363
01:35:07,780 --> 01:35:08,780
Oh, yeah.
364
01:35:09,320 --> 01:35:10,320
Oh, yeah.
365
01:35:10,940 --> 01:35:11,940
Oh,
366
01:35:12,780 --> 01:35:15,180
fuck. Oh, fuck.
367
01:35:16,760 --> 01:35:18,860
Oh, yeah.
368
01:35:19,700 --> 01:35:20,700
Get it all.
369
01:35:20,860 --> 01:35:22,100
I'm going to push it to my ass.
370
01:35:23,000 --> 01:35:24,120
I can't do it.
371
01:35:51,280 --> 01:35:52,059
Oh, yeah.
372
01:35:52,060 --> 01:35:54,980
Oh, fuck, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah.
373
01:35:55,540 --> 01:35:56,540
Oh, yeah.
374
01:35:56,860 --> 01:35:59,820
Oh, fuck.
375
01:36:00,340 --> 01:36:01,340
Oh, fuck.
376
01:36:01,900 --> 01:36:02,900
Oh,
377
01:36:03,220 --> 01:36:04,320
you keep your face right there.
378
01:36:04,600 --> 01:36:07,420
Keep your face right there. Oh, yeah.
379
01:36:08,080 --> 01:36:09,080
Oh, yeah.
380
01:36:09,140 --> 01:36:10,140
Oh, yeah.
381
01:36:10,300 --> 01:36:11,840
Oh, fuck in your face.
382
01:39:52,490 --> 01:39:55,590
Smother my fucking face with that
perfect fucking pussy.
383
01:39:56,630 --> 01:39:57,690
Oh yeah.
384
01:39:58,110 --> 01:39:59,130
Oh yeah.
385
01:45:28,780 --> 01:45:29,639
Fuck it.
386
01:45:29,640 --> 01:45:31,440
I fucking love you, Tom and Michael.
387
01:45:32,200 --> 01:45:34,300
Oh, yeah.
388
01:45:34,960 --> 01:45:36,380
Are you fucking back in there?
389
01:45:36,920 --> 01:45:37,920
Oh.
390
01:50:36,810 --> 01:50:39,390
We can get some baguettes, some French
toast.
391
01:50:40,050 --> 01:50:41,890
We're berets next to each other.
392
01:50:43,930 --> 01:50:46,910
I wonder how you say, let me grab on
your ass boots.
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