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Let's see.

And a ribeye bone -in, medium rare.

No, make that rare.

And let's see. What else?

You know what? That's probably – oh, no. You know what? I would like a Caesar

salad as well.

Mm -hmm. Extra croutons.

Yeah. And chicken.

Chicken on it.

You're a doll.

A sparkling water. Two balls of sparkling water.

Can I have one?

Can I have one?

And do you have tap water?

Yeah. And maybe some milk.

Okay. Thank you.

Thank you. All right. Yeah. 7 o 'clock.

All right. Okay. Thank you. Bye -bye.

Honey, you don't want to get that.

Really? No. I don't want you to have to throw up, you know, your food.

And that's what we'd have to be dealing with. More of an issue with you doing

that than I do.

We don't need to be nasty.

You know what?

Is there any way that you could just go get me some more ice?

Please? My drink is... You want to get it with me too?

Don't be rude.

Honey, I forgot the ice bucket.

It's way down the hall.

I know where it is. Okay.

So, Jake, how are you doing?

Good. How are you? Good. I'm so glad that you could come on our little family

vacation. It has been so long since, well, there's been anybody worth a very

taking with her. So, what the hell are you doing?

I'm getting to know Jake just a little bit. Really?

Yeah. Yeah. Come in.

Don't be rude.

Seriously? You're going to do this?

Do what?

You stole my dad and now you want to steal my boyfriend too?

I didn't steal your dad. Yes, you did. He was paying my rent and my car

everything before it's a matter. You came by.

Wow. Now he's paying for your tits and I can't even get mine redone because of

yours. Yeah, right, aren't they?

Put those away.

That's a good job. Yeah.

Oh my God, back off.

I didn't know why you would say that to me. That's just mean.

Really? That's just mean.

Really? Mm -hmm.

Maybe that's why your dad doesn't pay any of your bills. No, I think it's you.

No. Yeah.

No, your dad doesn't pay any of your bills because you are a whiny, rich

bitch. Really? Yeah. Really, Hannah? Oh.

No, you need to learn how to be patient and wait and be gracious about things. I

have been gracious. I've been working my ass off.

You have not been working. Yes, I have.

How do you think I pay my bills?

I don't know how you pay your bills. I don't ask those questions, so... But...

He is so good.

Really?

No. You need to stop this.

Dad will be back anytime, and I'm sure he'd love to see this.

He's going to be back for a little while.

He's going to be back until 7.

Yeah, for dinner, right? It's like 5 .30.

Yeah? I think we're going to go down to the hot tub or something, and then you

can stay up here.

No, you stay up here by yourself. I have a new bikini that is going to just

rock.

I don't think so.

And maybe we should go to the one on the west side, and we'll go to the one on

the east.

Do you want to go to the pool?

Yeah. The hot tub?

Oh, yeah.

There. Excuse you.

I have an idea.

An idea for what?

You want your daddy to pay your bills again, don't you?

Well, yeah. That'd be great. Then I can go to school, too.

I don't know about the school thing.

I'm thinking that maybe if you learn to share.

I have been sharing my dad.

Actually, I'm not even sharing. You've been taking it. You know what I'm

about, princess.

If you learn to share, maybe everything you want is going to come right back to

you. Everything you've been missing.

All you've got to do is share.

What? Share what?

You want to borrow my makeup? Go for it. I don't want to borrow your makeup.

I've got enough makeup.

I don't want to borrow your boyfriend.

You're serious?

I am serious.

Your dad's going to pay my bills. And how are you so sure that he's going to

my bills after that?

Because I can get your dad to do anything.

Think about it.

You get what you want.

Everybody wins.

You're not that different from me.

Yeah, just a younger, hotter version.

Older, wiser, more experienced.

Hey, Jake.

Yeah?

Put that phone down.

Come on over here.

Um...

This

ain't right.

She really are a cute couple.

How old are you?

24. 24, nice.

Yes.

Oh, God, I remember when I was 24.

Yeah, a long time ago, huh? A long time ago.

Wow.

You need to be quiet a little bit. Get your ass over.

You're a lucky, lucky, lucky young man.

Do you know that a guy's dreaming about his mother -daughter's racism?

I know she's not my real daughter, but I've seen you looking at me.

A little.

Kiss and sleep?

Yeah. Are you sure?

That's okay.

You weren't supposed to kiss him. That wasn't in the agreement.

Rules change.

Hold on a minute.

Is that okay with you?

What should we do?

Nothing to you.

Tell me you're not enjoying it.

And you're sharing.

And you're teaching thanks and sharing now.

Mmm.

You know what I'm saying?

Oh.

Yeah.

You like this cock?

I see why you do.

Nice. Alright.

Yeah, yeah

Yeah, do you like it rough like that?

Can't stop her again. Stop her again.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Come. Come.

Wait. Don't come inside. I don't want to hurt you.

Oh,

I

came

inside you.

Oh, it's all over the place.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You promise?

Oh, yeah.

I think I need to clean myself up a little bit.

Are you sure you don't want anything to drink?

I'm good. Okay.

How are you?

I'm good.

I'm a little tired, but I'm all right.

So I was thinking about the trip we were talking about.

And, you know, it's still spring, but there's still some snow up in Vermont.

So what do you think about maybe going there for a long weekend?

I can get with that. Yeah? Absolutely.

Cool. All right. Well, you know, I'll get online and we'll start looking.

For rates and, you know, where to fly in to and where to go.

Hope it's okay. I came in.

Oh, hey, Pete.

How are you doing, Miss Desi? Good. How are you? I was on one of my landscaping

jobs, and I remember you telling me you like grapefruits. Yes.

So I got you two of these. Oh, you did? Oh, thank you.

That's so sweet. Hey, man. What's your name?

Tony. Oh, man. Nice to meet you. Isn't Miss Desi awesome?

I got to go. I got to go. Okay. Well, thank you. Okay. Be good.

That's T.

I actually, I picked him up. He was walking, and I picked him up and drove

to work last week.

And ever since then, he's been coming over and bringing me things, taking care

of, you know, small things around the house. I mean, literally, this guy has

been up my ass.

So I've got some great food today.

Wow. Uh -huh. This guy is like, this is classic.

You don't see what's going on with it?

No. No. What do you mean?

Wow. Uh -oh. Did I do something wrong? No, you didn't do anything wrong. He's

got kind of a mommy fixation going on here. I think he's enamored with you.

Really? A mommy fixation? Yes. Well, I mean, I'm like the furthest from a

as you can get.

Not in his eyes.

No? No, no.

He's bringing you grapefruit. Grapefruit. I know.

Well, you know, the only reason why I picked him up was because I really, you

know. I want him to pick me up. I want to bang him. You want to bang him? Yeah,

he's cute.

You like him young?

Yeah.

With long hair?

There you go.

Well, right now he sees you as a mom type of figure.

Well, I don't like that. Not at all.

You're going to have to do something shocking to make him kind of see you in

different light. In the light you want him to see you in so that you can...

Shock. You know, get him.

What about a threesome?

I guess that wasn't exactly what I was thinking, but okay. Yeah, with the three

of us.

Okay, well, here, let me go ahead and call him.

Hey,

T. Yes, it's Desi.

Thank you so much for bringing the grapefruits over. That was really sweet.

Hey, listen, what are you doing at 7 .30 tonight?

Well, I was thinking, you know, I really need your help with something.

So would you mind coming over?

Awesome. Okay, great.

No, no, you don't need to bring anything. Just bring yourself and see

.30. All righty. Bye.

Okay.

Well, that should be interesting.

So then I guess I'll see you at 7 .30.

How dirty it is. Okay, perfect.

All right.

I'm going to get ready.

Coming in.

Oh, oh, oh,

oh.

Hi, T. I'm so sorry. Let me come back in another time. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Come on in. Come on in. No, perfect timing.

Perfect timing.

Well? What am I supposed to fix?

Nothing.

Oh, my God.

Actually. Can I just sit down?

Are you a little shocked?

Yeah.

Well, you walked in on the blowjob, but I'm not done with this yet. I need to be

fucking.

So what do you think?

I thought I was going to fix something, but I... Don't be

scared. Don't be scared now. The problem is I've got too many holes, and I need

to fill them. Are you sure?

Are you positive? I am positive.

Actually, I'm going to get right up here.

I

bet

you didn't think that would be happening.

from behind there yeah there you go

I think she's liking this.

That was the best.

You know what I'm going to do?

I'm going to blow you both at the same time. Oh, yeah? Just come around over

here.

Just the way I like it.

You're a good dirty girl.

Now we can take this off.

Sorry, I'm being polite. I'm not showing you my breasts.

This is good, but you know what would be even better?

What's that?

How about a DP?

Yeah? She's beautiful.

I've never done one like that. Oh, well.

What do I do?

Well, you need to lay down.

Right here? Mm -hmm.

Thank you.

Oh, you're so sweet coming over.

7 .30, always a good time for a DP.

That's your favorite thing.

Get down.

I don't want you to come over my titties.

Yeah.

Alright,

you know what I'd like to do?

I'm going to get down on my knees and I want both of you to come over my tits.

Oh, sorry.

Over here.

Over here. I want you guys to jerk off.

Jerk off on my titties.

Miss Desi. Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Bathroom, Miss Desi.

Okay, all right.

Yeah.

This was fun.

You know what?

I could totally get used to being a mommy fixation.

I bet you could. I can tell you enjoyed that.

Absolutely.

More and more ideas for this.

Having severe remorse over trips that took place between she and her stepson.

She's got to even the playing field.

And she's got to get over the fact that this wasn't her fault.

This was your husband's fault.

Getting ready to see both the husband and the stepson.

His son.

So, let's see if we can't make some magic with this family.

Jennifer! Go ahead and send the two gentlemen in.

Hello, how are you doing? Hi. You must be T. Very nice to meet you.

Here's my dad.

Hi. You're Jay?

Yes. Have a seat.

I understand you two have been pretty disruptive in the waiting room.

He's been slapping me again.

Back there.

Well, you gentlemen know why you're here, right?

Yeah, because my dad did not give my stepmother any attention, correct?

No, because you banged your stepmother.

Let's not use the term bang. That has a very negative connotation. Let's just

say that he gave attention to your wife that she was lacking.

This is nobody's fault.

Of course it's somebody's fault. It's his fault. He slept with his stepmother.

You know, sometimes things like this happen.

Like I said, no one's really to blame. There's no one at fault. The sooner you

realize that and can come to grips with your...

Part in everything.

The sooner we can get some cohesion to this family.

Thank you. My only part is I married a slut, and I have a pig of a

son.

No, your problem is you married a slut.

Oh, hold on now.

We don't need to resort to any kind of name -calling here. Kara is a perfectly

lovely young woman, and she is in the prime of her life, and she is being

ignored. Sure, it seems very glamorous when you go off to your job and you're

the big city.

I'm an accountant.

Well, to her, it's a very glamorous thing. And she gets herself all

for you, and then you ignore her.

She was in a bathrobe.

That's beside the point. The thing is that for her, you are completely

her. her needs as a woman. She needs to feel fulfilled, and she needs to feel

loved and wanted and desired as a woman. So naturally, she would turn to a

strong young man like he, who's there.

He's there for her, and I'll bet that he gives her all the attention that she

deserves and she needs.

I mean, I can tell you that when you two gentlemen walked into the room,

What I felt from you, Jay, was nothing.

I felt a cold iceberg from tea.

I just, oh.

I was actually warm, and I could see that he was feeling, he was looking

at my breasts, and I felt so alive and so much like a woman.

Yeah, that's because he thinks it's a dick, and he was looking at your tits.

They're not tits.

Thank you. See, that's the kind of positive affirmations that your wife,

needs. If you would give her more of those, maybe she wouldn't turn her

attention. I'm going to tell you right now, it's a good thing she kept it

the house.

Next time she's going to turn it to God knows where.

Yes, I think that she will turn her attentions and her needs outside of the

home. And you don't want that, do you?

I mean, that's what really breaks up families.

Where exactly did you go to school?

Well, I went to school in a foreign country, an online course.

I like this country.

Yes, and it actually has the same qualifications and credentials that any

therapist would have. So that's not really important right now. What's

is that we get to the root of the issue here.

Now, like I was saying before, he made me feel very sensual and wanted.

When he walked in here. I just was... I mean, I actually could see that when he

walked in, he might have had... He might have had a bit of an erection.

And I know that it was focused on me.

And it made me feel really, really good.

How does that make you feel, Dad?

It feels like I'm wasting my time here.

See?

I'm sure that... Tara's getting those same feelings from you at home.

Let's do a little exercise. Just humor me. Can you stand up for me, T?

Yes, I can.

You know, when you look at me... Mm -hmm.

Tell me what you see.

First thing I see is really nice tits.

See? Awesome tits.

Do you see the awesome tits, Dad?

Yeah, no, she's got nice tits. You're very observant of that. Thank you.

Now...

Let's say I was to put his hand here.

How does that make you feel? Do you feel jealous?

Do you feel like you should be doing this? Or do you feel like this is

that just he can appreciate?

Our tits are awesome, Dad.

I'm feeling that maybe this family therapy, you know, might be worth

Okay, now we're getting somewhere.

Yeah, you can have a seat.

Some things that I happened to notice was that while your attention might not

here, you do enjoy

stockings and legs.

Don't you, Jay?

Jay?

Well, you do have nice legs, yes.

But I still don't understand how that relates to our problem at home. How

she know about the stockings?

How does she know you're a... Pete, I'm a trained professional.

This is what I do.

Ah, that works for me.

So let's say that when you walked in, maybe what you should have done is paid

attention to my legs.

Maybe you should have said something about how pretty they are.

About how good they look in the stocking.

Maybe you should have said something like that.

She's got good points.

Maybe if you would do something like that to your wife, Tara, and pay

to her, well, maybe you wouldn't be having these problems.

Well, maybe if T did a little less attention to my wife.

Maybe if we didn't have these sharing issues.

I don't know. You told me to share as a kid.

Well, sharing is, I don't know. I don't know about the sharing.

We might be on to something here. So let's talk about sharing.

See what I did there?

T, you are such a handsome feral.

Young man, when you get your looks, I can see from your father.

I didn't know we were paying for the hands -on therapy.

Look at the package deal. I like this.

Is this still covered under our HMO?

It's partially covered.

But don't worry. Your wife is so concerned about the two of you and your

relationship that she wants to make sure that everything gets mended.

So she's taking care of the entire bill.

Hmm.

And how does this get mended?

Well, you two have to learn to share.

And you have to learn to not be jealous of each other.

And just know there's...

Something for everybody.

She has something here. Well, I suppose we could practice

sharing. I mean, you know, he doesn't do his chores either, but that's okay.

I think that's the least of the problems at home, isn't it?

Now I feel like you're paying attention to me. You know how that makes me feel?

Makes you feel good.

And I feel like T has paid attention to me since the second he walked in the

door. You know how that makes me feel?

Good?

Oh,

they look even better out.

Hey there, boy.

Oh.

You might have to kick these shoes off.

Oh, really?

Now, if your wife knew that you loved her that much, I don't think you'd have

any problems with your son.

But then again...

See? I don't like what you're doing now. You're taking charge.

You see?

Well, somebody has to.

Maybe if you took charge more often, I wouldn't have gotten you, would you?

complaints about that.

Tell him he's doing a good job. You're doing a fine job, son.

I can really feel this bonding working.

Good for sharing.

Good for sharing.

See Jennifer on the way out and she'll schedule your next appointment.

And remember, what happens in the therapy session stays here.

It's Dr. West.

Oh, the first session went great.

Three more.

That's what we agreed upon.

And that extra amount, three times my fee, that gets deposited

in my personal account.

The HMO covers the rest.

No need to thank me. This is what I do.

I make happy families.

We'll see you next week, too.

Bye -bye.

Jennifer!

Cancel all the rest of my appointments today!

Take it a personal day.

Oh, fuck.

You see, you wanted that.

Oh, it's nice.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. What?

What? You gotta get your clothes. Why?

Where's your clothes at?

Why? Shit.

My stepmom's here.

So? Well, just shut the door.

Nah, nah, you can just close the door.

No, just close the door. It's not a big deal. It's just your stepmom.

Yeah.

Yeah, you might. Yeah, we need to get to close the door.

No. No.

No.

Dude, she's like right there.

So what? Close your fucking door. It's not a big deal.

Why is it a big deal?

Why is it a big deal?

Yeah, I mean, yeah.

I guess it's not, yeah, you just need to get your clothes on.

Why?

Oh, there she is. Oh, she's kind of hot.

No, she's hot.

No, no, yeah, maybe, no.

You fucked her, didn't you? What?

You fucked her, didn't you? What? What do you mean?

You fucked her. You fucked your stepmom.

No, no. You're being silly.

You totally did. You're being silly.

It's kind of hot.

You think so?

Yeah. Maybe.

Can I play too?

No. Shh.

Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh.

Shh.

to meet you.

I am so sorry. I didn't realize I was interrupting something.

I'm gonna, I am, oh my god, I'm so embarrassed.

You're not interrupting anything.

Tell her.

Tell her what?

I know everything.

What? No.

What are we talking about? He fucked you.

What?

What? What did you? No, I'm not even mad. I'm not even mad.

It's just, look.

I will tell your husband, though. Oh.

Unless I can play too.

What? If I can play too, I won't tell your husband.

She's blackmailing us.

What do you mean if you can play?

Oh, no. That was a one -time thing. I can't. That's not.

That's not. No, that's not going to happen ever again.

No. Oh, honey, no, no, no. Oh, come on. Why not?

Tell her. Tell her it was a one -time thing. It was. It was a one -time thing.

Well, it's going to be a never -again thing because I'll tell your husband if

you don't let me play with you. All right.

She's definitely, like, she's got a point. You're a perfectly lovely young

lady, but I can't, there's no, that's... She's

definitely saying one time, and she'll be like... Look, it was a big mistake.

was a big mistake. Listen, you can't... No, honey, no, sweetie.

Like, either this happens.

I'm flattered, but... It's very simple.

Smells are hard.

I think we're losing.

What's wrong with me? Come on, you're hot.

What was your name?

Kimberly. Kimberly. Kimberly.

Kimberly. Kimberly. Kimberly.

We're screwed.

We have no choice.

Stay out of this. You stay quiet.

I've been thinking about it and it's like our best option.

Our best option? Yeah.

This is the worst option. We can't do this. Worst option. Dad knows.

We're both doomed. Oh, jeez. That's the worst option.

Yeah. I mean, this, when you think about it. I mean, it's either you play with

us or your husband finds out. It's not that hard of a decision. It really is.

It's not.

Divorce? Divorce or sex.

I mean, you guys already did it once.

That is true. Who says you can't do it again? That is true. I'm agreeing with

this. No one has to know.

It would be a one -time thing.

It's a one -time thing. Come on. No one has to know. No one has to know. I

promise. I won't tell anyone.

She's like lip seal.

Lock? Throw away the key? Yes.

I don't know if I know.

I don't know if I know.

Yes or no? Maybe?

She's awfully cute.

After once, you can fuck her again, though.

Yeah. Look how hot she is.

I'm not disagreeing with you.

I wouldn't be able to resist her, either. I don't blame you.

This really shouldn't happen. I get it. No, no, uh -uh. Fuck her.

We have no other options.

You don't want your family to know.

Come on, spit it out.

No wonder you cut over this fucking earth.

Shit.

You guys just don't get your generation at all.

Oh, look at that pussy.

Oh, she's so wet.

Thank you.

What were you guys doing?

Church Bazaar. Yeah, I told you we were going to go there.

Okay. Look what we brought you home.

Of course, we had to make a little stop at the jewelry store.

Are you serious?

Do you like what you bought her?

Look at these.

Aren't they nice? I love them. All I do is work and work and work and you spend,

spend, spend.

Speaking of, why are you home?

Aren't you supposed to be at work?

All I do is work.

Work, work, work. That's it.

You want some fruit?

We have stuff left over from the rummage sale. No, I don't want any fruit.

He's in a mood.

I like the earrings.

I think they're great.

I think your husband has excellent taste in jewelry.

And it matches him. I know. That's really pretty.

I mean, come on. I know, right?

He's fine with it. I'll tell you what.

The place looks great.

I know, doesn't it?

I haven't listed a finger. I know.

Esme, you know, she might be worth the trade. I don't know.

Well, it's worked for me so far. My gosh, I mean, my house has never been so

clean. I'll tell you, that Desi knows how to pick them, doesn't she? Oh, I

I know. It's been great.

What is that?

That's Tony.

Well, I know it's Tony, but what the hell is he doing? I don't know.

peeking in to see something. I'm not sure what he's looking for.

Hmm.

Looks good.

Looks really good.

Yeah, cutie. First steps done, I have to say. Hmm.

I wonder how long he's been there.

Hmm.

Should we ask him? He looks hot.

Yeah, it's warm out there.

Yeah, he looks like he's been working out.

You know what? I'm going to go get him. I'm going to go get him. Jodi, what are

you up to?

Nothing. Don't worry about it.

Look, we have fruit left over from the church bazaar today.

Here, why don't you sit right here? Sit between us. Right there. Thank you.

Hi, honey.

Look at this.

So what were you doing out there?

I don't know. I was just out there looking around. Looking around? Yeah, I

wanted to get some fresh air. I have a feeling I know what you were doing.

You were trying to check out the cleaning girl, Esme. No.

Oh, he's turning red. How cute is he? Isn't it adorable?

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, honey. Honey, give it up. No, no, no, no.

Why? No, she's a Ferrari. You're more like a Volkswagen.

Ferrari? No.

I've been so nice to her, though.

I'm sure you are, and you probably should be. Yes, that's right.

Well, you know.

Here's the thing, sweetie. There is no way. I mean, you're cute and everything,

but she's a girl that knows her way around things. And you, well,

you know, you're kind of a privileged kid.

Well, maybe that's like opposite the track.

Yeah, that works in a movie, sweet pea. You know, that doesn't really work in

real life. Yeah, that's way opposite.

You don't think there's a chance at all? Like anything I can do?

I don't know if there's anything you can do with her.

Maybe if you were a little more experienced, she would be more... I

you could catch up to her.

Yeah, Esme is more like a lion.

He can smell fear.

Fear. Yeah, you would be very afraid of her. I think that she would tear you to

pieces. This is a little thing, but I think she would.

What you need is you need...

Well, you need to get, you know, some behind you, something under your belt. A

little bit more experience. Yeah, I think you need to get more experience.

there's this other girl in my math class that kind of likes to try to dwell with

her. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You need experience that you can only get

an older woman.

That's what you need. You know what you need?

You need a, well,

maybe a three -way.

It's hard enough to get one girl. You want me to go out there and try to get

two? I think he's having trouble getting a one -way.

Oh.

Poor Tony.

You know,

that's messed up.

I really like her.

I've got a great idea.

Why don't you...

Come with us.

What do you mean?

What about his father?

What? Tony, you're not going to tell your father anything, are you?

No. Fine.

I'm going to make you more for speed.

Oh, come on in, Tony.

Do you think this was really going to work?

I think that Esme will like you so much better once you have a little bit more

experience under your belt. Definitely.

This is all for your own good.

It is for your own good.

Oh yeah, I've wanted to do that for a while.

Esme can't find out about this, though.

Oh, don't worry, sweetheart.

Esme will never find out about this.

Looks like he's ready.

I think he's been thinking about this.

Thank you.

What should we teach him first?

Oh, I guess he's learning pretty well.

Thank you.

Oh God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Hmm.

My turn. Okay.

What a good idea

It doesn't think of you. Oh, no.

There you go.

Let's see if you can take a little behind. I wanna see.

Let's see if you can.

This is awesome.

This is a good idea?

What a great idea.

Oh, God.

Have you learned anything?

Very much.

Damn,

I want to cum.

No, baby, not yet.

No, you gotta fuck me a little bit.

Oh, thank you so much.

You can count.

I can count.

Anywhere you want, honey.

You think this is going to help me?

Oh, no.

Honey, she's going to eat you alive.

Oh, stop it.

That didn't suck.

No, that's all right.

It needs more practice.

So, um, so when's Daddy gonna be home?

Uh, your father's gonna be home on Thursday.

Oh, awesome, I understand.

Well, wait, hold on a second.

How long, how long are you and Drake planning on staying?

Uh, effectively, just gonna be me and the baby.

Stay here.

Till Thursday.

So you don't know when. Okay.

So this isn't just a friendly little visit?

A little more information would have been nice. Come on, Sin.

We've been having some problems, so we thought we'd take a little time apart.

Time apart. It does not sound good to me.

You guys just...

Holy crap, your father and I just made the final payment on your wedding. Oh my

God, we just started saving for our trip to Fiji.

I'm not, no, no, I am not. You are not moving back into this house and thinking

that I'm going to help raise your child. Uh -uh, no, no, Missy, Missy, Missy.

Whatever it is that's going on with you and Drake can be solved. So what's going

on with you and Drake? Is it money? Do I have to write a check? No, no, no, it's

not money. It's nothing like that.

Okay. Is it the baby?

I mean, are you guys having trouble? Do you need help there?

No.

Look, I mean. Is it his job? Oh, my God, he's lost his job.

No, it's nothing like that at all. You lost your job. No.

No. Okay. Tell me.

The baby hasn't exactly made it easier, but, you know, I

don't really want to talk about it. Is he cheating on you?

I will kill him. No, no, he's not. He's a good guy.

I love him. Are you cheating on him?

No.

Oh, my God. What is it?

He is a little unsatisfied in the bedroom.

Oh, my God.

I can't even believe it. I don't want to talk to you about this, okay?

It's a problem we're having.

I just thought we might need a little. space from each other. Well, space from

each other isn't going to solve this. Time apart isn't going to heal anything.

You've got to get proactive in this thing. He is a good man, and a good

hard to find, and you need to keep that good man hard.

No, you do. You need to figure out how to make it happen. You need to figure

out, you know, what's he want? What's he want? He wants you to lick his asshole?

Chris, what are you doing? Not sucking his dick?

Well, I just don't really see the point of that.

So you're telling me that you think that maybe your marriage needs to sink for a

little while because you're not sucking your husband's dick?

I really just, I don't like doing it. I don't feel like I should have to do

something I don't like doing.

Well, we all do things we don't like to do. You don't even know.

what I have to do for your father to get him off. No, I don't. Well, I'm telling

you right now, there are things that I have to do that your mother didn't do

that I'm telling you I keep him unhappy.

Oh, my God.

So, you, okay, you, no, you just need to learn how to sex a dick and

how to please your man.

Well, I just, I've never really done it that much before, so.

So, he really isn't unhappy. He's just unsatisfied.

It's just a little thing like that.

Yeah. Whose idea was it to split up? Was this your idea or his idea?

It's your idea, isn't it?

Oh, my God. You just don't want to suck dick.

You'd rather live at home with your parents.

You'd rather have me not go to Fiji, the vacation of my lifetime, rather than

you not sucking a little dick. It's not that. Oh, you put little girls in.

I don't know. I just, I don't know. what i'm doing look i i think i gave one in

high school like that's it i just i don't know what i'm doing oh so all you

to do is be shown how to do it don't you have any girlfriends for that

talk about this stuff with my girlfriend.

Yeah, plus, you know, I don't know, you bring it in a girl to your marriage.

Yeah, and it'll just make it even worse.

Yeah, you bring a third in.

You know, I don't want him watching porn, but I know he's sneaking it, and

seen these girls suck all this cock, and he just wants me to do all the stuff

that they do in the movies, you know? First of all, there's nothing wrong with

doing a little bit of the stuff they do.

You know, it wouldn't kill you to learn how to suck some dick.

Well, I don't know.

What time does he have to be back from here?

Do we have half an hour?

At least an hour.

Okay.

Tell him to come in here. I have an idea.

Trust me. Trust me. I'm going to fix your marriage.

Oh, God. Go get him.

This is so embarrassing.

No, go get him.

Don't worry about it.

Do you want to be right or do you want to be married? Oh, God.

All right.

Be right back.

All right.

Hi.

Hey, Drake. How are you?

You put the bag down there.

Come here and have a seat. I want to talk to you guys.

Okay.

Sit.

Stop acting like it's a big deal.

So, Zen was telling me that the two of you are having a few difficulties. You

know, that's perfectly normal when you get married. It happened once.

Happened one time. No, no, no, no, no. You told your stepmom. No, no, no, no.

No. Not that kind of difficult.

No, no, no, no, no, no. No.

She told me that she's leaving you somewhat.

Well, let's just say if you had a comment card, you would check somewhat

satisfied on it.

Not fully satisfied.

Because there are some skills that she apparently is lacking.

That's a little embarrassing.

I don't think it's anything to be embarrassed about. But I think that the

you need to really work on this. And I think what you need is, well, kind of a

mentor, so to speak.

And here's the deal. If your father comes home.

From his trip. And he sees that the two of you are separated.

It is going to take every ounce of everything that he's got. And I'm not

to go to Fiji this year.

And I want to go to Fiji.

So it's in all of our best interest that this thing gets passed back up. I mean,

I know you love her. You do. You love her. And you love him, right?

Of course.

And you guys want to make each other happy, right?

Yes. Absolutely.

So it's simple.

All we have to do is show a little love to his dick.

That's all you gotta do.

So, Drake, why don't you just come over here for a second and sit in between the

two of us.

Sit right here.

What? Yeah. Come over here and sit down.

Don't worry.

Come on.

Come on, come on. Sit over here. I don't know what she's got in mind, but...

Okay.

So, let me just see how you suck his dick.

What? Yeah, I need to see how you suck his dick so I can see what the problem

is. I suck his dick in front of my stepmom and he's crazy.

Like I said, we've got to get this problem figured out so that your dad

freak out.

So, I mean, are you up for this, so to speak?

I mean... Come on, Sid.

Yeah? Show me how you suck his dick.

Show you how I suck his dick.

Well, first of all, your attitude sucks.

So you need to get your attitude in the right place there. You need to be

excited about sucking your husband's dick. You need to be happy about sucking

it, or somebody else will, right?

Somebody else is going to suck your husband's dick if you don't suck it. Get

there and suck his dick.

Oh, my gosh.

And don't make faces. Make nice faces. Like, ooh. Nice faces.

Mm.

Okay.

It's not going to bite.

I like it.

Get it nice and wet.

Look at him. That's right. I can't. No, not me. Look at her.

Like that.

See, look, he's already responding to you.

You like that, don't you?

Yeah. Yeah.

Who wouldn't?

Beautiful girl like that. Beautiful eyes.

That's right.

Yep.

Don't forget about his balls.

That's right.

Make sure you're nice and wet.

You can use your hand in there too. It's not just a blowjob. Your hand can be

all in there.

Like that.

See?

That'd make you happy, wouldn't it?

What are you doing?

I'm kissing it.

You don't kiss the penis. You don't kiss the cock. No. No?

No. You gulp a cock down.

Okay.

Keep working it.

Oh, my gosh. That looks hard.

Well, this is hard. Oh, is it? This isn't hard at all. Okay. How do you

man? Oh.

See you make it look so good

Don't look at me. Look at him. Look at that. Look at him.

See? Mm -hmm.

That's all you need to do. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm

-hmm.

He doesn't really do that.

I don't know what to do with all that business down there. Well, I'm so glad

here today.

I know. Okay, so let's see how you do this.

Let's see how you eat your pussy.

Oh my gosh.

Should I take it off?

oh my god

you guys need so much help it's supposed to do it like a dog well sometimes but

no that's okay move out of the way move out of the way let me show you watch

this

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my God. She's so good at that. Maybe while you're at it, when you're down

there, pull her top up and fondle her hip.

Like that.

Oh, fuck.

It was great. This hand is always free. You can...

No, wait, and then on me.

Oh.

I'm going to make sure that you're doing what you can do.

Watch what he's doing.

Hmm.

Well, I mean you make him do all the work anything other than missionary oh

god

Missionary

makes babies other positions make fun.

Okay, so let's talk about some other positions about Let's talk about doggy

It's for sluts and happily married people.

So let me show you what this is all about. Watch this.

Okay. So, doggy would be, right? So he would sit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Are you touching your pussy?

Uh -huh.

That's the great thing about doggy.

Good?

Position you know when he comes home from work don't make him do all the work

missionary No, roll over on your back, and I'm gonna show you something else.

I'm all over on your back. I put your head here. Yeah Yeah, like that take

pants off Yeah, there you go I'm on top of it

Don't hurt yourself.

Get right up on top of that.

Do a reverse, right.

Turn around.

Yeah, just good. Yeah, right there.

Take that cock.

Right.

Now sit on it that way. Like this?

Yeah, like that. I can see your beautiful butt.

Help shake it up and down.

Oh, that's good.

Make sure to keep it wet.

There you go.

You don't want to put it in the wrong hole.

For me, I mean for him. Try that.

Yeah. Right there. Yeah.

You can hang on to this if you wanted to.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah,

like super slimy and hot. Yeah.

I think that...