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Hey, thanks for coming down
to meet my sister, man.
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I had dinner with her
and my dad last night.
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And it was the first family
dinner I'd ever been to
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where we didn't have to
sneak out of the restaurant
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one at a time.
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Man, Hyde, first a new dad,
now a new sister?
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It's like you hit
the orphan lottery.
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Look, your dad's
got a whole jar
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of peppermint
patties! Heh.
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That's class, baby.
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That's nothing,
you guys.
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I found 20 bucks just
sitting on the desk,
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and I kind of
want to steal it.
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Wow. I'm really starting
to see the underbelly
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of not having a job.
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Check it out, Hyde.
Your dad knows skynyrd.
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I heard when you first meet
them, if you just yell
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"free bird" really loud,
they'll start playing it.
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Ah, Angie, meet your
new brother's friends...
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They're scruffy, but they
don't seem to be dangerous.
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Hey, guys,
check it out...
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Family 'fro.
Ha ha.
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I know you're thinking,
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what are the odds
that Steven would have
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a previously unknown
black half-sister?
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Well, I'll tell you...
2,437:1.
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I'm a math major.
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A math major? Awesome.
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I need some help building
a homemade rocket.
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And we also
need a hamster
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that's not afraid of
heights or being blown up.
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You must be kelso.
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Yeah, I am.
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Boy, am I glad you
showed up.
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It's a lot of pressure being
the only good-looking one
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in the room.
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Michael,
that is so rude.
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You know there's
two of us.
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And that
makes you Jackie.
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That's right!
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Hi!
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Ok, so let me bring
you up to speed
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on the group.
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Too skinny, too tall,
too horny, too foreign,
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too-rific.
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Look at this, my two kids
together and getting along.
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Ha ha. That's it, 20 bucks
for everybody.
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It's ok. I already
got mine.
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I took it
off your desk.
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I'm at a really weird
place in my life.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ that you did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ we're all all right ♪
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♪ we're all
all right ♪
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Kelso: Hello, Wisconsin!
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Hey, man.
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Hey! I brought
everyone cupcakes.
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Cool! Cool! Cupcakes!
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Here's a special one
for you...
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Vanilla on the outside
and chocolate on the inside.
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Ohh! Wait.
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What are
you doing?
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You knew I was
gonna take that one.
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Oh, well, too late.
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You know what? You're
always doing that.
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That is the reason
why we broke up.
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We broke up because you
were always cheating on me.
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That and
the cupcake thing.
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So this is where
you hang out, huh?
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Do the people
who own this place
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know we're down here?
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Yeah, they kind
of adopted me.
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You don't know
this about me,
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but I've had,
like, 13 dads.
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You know, I don't know
so much about you.
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I mean, like,
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what kind of stuff
did you do growing up?
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Did you play sports?
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Well, I used to play
this one game called stoop.
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What you do is
you sit on a stoop
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and you Chuck things
at passersby.
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I was a pro.
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I was a passerby.
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Did you know that
I am a shampoo boy
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down at
the beauty salon?
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Yes, ladies come
from miles around
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to be touched
by these magic hands.
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Is that why they're
all dry and chapped?
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No.
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That's from
my day off.
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So, Angie, are you excited
about your first day at work
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at dad's office
tomorrow?
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Yeah, but i'm
a little nervous.
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I mean, it's my first
job out of college.
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Oh, believe me, this is the
easiest job I've ever had.
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Wait. What about the time you
got paid 2 bucks to eat everything
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out of forman's fridge
and then you threw it up
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all over the place?
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That was you.
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Oh, yeah.
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Ha ha!
That was awesome.
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So it's cool if we
slack off at work.
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Look, anytime I even think
about work, I remember
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one thing...
I'm the boss' son.
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Then I head down
to the nearest bar
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to chug beer
and play darts.
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Ah, beer and darts.
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Keeping the eye patch
industry alive
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since the 1800s.
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Kitty, you told me we were
going to the hardware store.
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And you told me I'd have
a fur coat by winter.
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People say a lot
of things.
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But this is
no place for a man.
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It's 25 ladies
and me.
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I think I like my chances.
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Kitty, I got
to get out of here.
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One of these ladies is
likely to come over here
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and try to talk me
into a toupee.
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Ok, Fez...
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Give me the gossip.
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Is that glitter
in your hair?
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Are you making
me a pinata?
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No. I was working
on a new outfit
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for Eric to wear
at the roller disco.
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Roller disco? Eric
is into roller disco?
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Uh-oh.
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I'm sorry. We're gonna
have to reschedule
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'cause I have to go spread
this embarrassing news.
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You can't tell anyone.
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I promised Eric
I'd keep it a secret.
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Besides, you used to
roller disco with Jackie.
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Sure, when
I was a child.
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But I'm a man now.
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I moved on
to robot dancing.
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Hey, you wanted to see me?
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Have a seat, Steven.
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It's come
to my attention
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you've been sneaking
off from work
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to go play darts.
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Well, in my defense,
it's just something to do
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to pass the time
while I'm drinking beer.
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Yes, Angie mentioned
that, too.
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What? You ratted me out on
my midday dart-and-booze?
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What? No! I just thought
it was a funny story.
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Steven, I'm so sorry. Daddy,
please don't fire him.
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You're not?
I'm not gonna fire him.
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I mean... you're not.
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Excellent choice.
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Steven, you may be
the boss' son,
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but you still have to
show up and do some work.
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Come on, man. Even you
said yourself it was fine
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if I slack off
every now and then.
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Look, I want you to
succeed here, Steven,
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so no more darts.
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Fine.
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Oh, but can I start
succeeding next week?
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See, there's
a tournament tomorrow.
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I'm already signed up
and everything.
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There's my little
roller disco king.
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Mom! Shh.
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Look, at any given moment,
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there are at least
three kids in this house
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who would use that
information to destroy me.
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We have to keep it
our secret.
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Well, I was just
reading the Bible...
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And it says that
keeping secrets is a sin.
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It goes lust, gluttony,
sloth, keeping secrets.
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Mom, we don't
even have a Bible.
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Remember last Christmas
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you spilled peppermint
schnapps all over it?
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Honey, just share
your secret.
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People are gonna
find out eventually,
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because that is a
surprisingly difficult thing
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to keep secret.
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Ok, I don't know
if you know this about me,
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but I already take
quite a bit of crap
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just walking around
being regular me.
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So, no, I'm not
gonna tell anybody.
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Do you want me
to tell them?
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No.
Yes?
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No.
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I'll think about it, ok?
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Maybe there's a way I can
kind of feel everybody out.
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Good.
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And, by the way,
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I did not spill
peppermint schnapps
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on the Bible.
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It was Sambuca.
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I am not
trailer trash.
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I know
something you don't know.
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Fez, you know a lot
of things I don't know,
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mostly because
they're disgusting
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and I don't
want to know them.
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True, but this is
about Eric.
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What do you think he's
doing every Wednesday night
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when he's not
with you?
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He's taking an at-home
Spanish course.
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He doesn't
want to be disturbed,
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so he locks himself
in his room.
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You know, I think
he's self-conscious
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because he can't roll his rs.
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Oh, believe me, Donna,
he is rrrolling his ass off.
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Ok, Fez, what's going on?
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Is there another woman?
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Yes.
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And it's Eric.
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Angie totally
set me up, man.
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I should have seen
this coming
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when I found out
she was a math major.
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Those girls
are always bitches.
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You know what your
problem is, Hyde?
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I'm too
good-looking.
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Who does Angie think
she is, anyway?
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She can't just
walk in here
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and pull your strings like
you're some kind of puppet.
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That's my job.
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Hey, uh, guys, just
to jump off topic here
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for a sec... when you're
dancing to say, like,
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Donna summer... whoever...
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Do you ever wish
that you were on wheels?
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Forman, so many parts
of what you just said
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make me want to kick
your ass.
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Eric, you know what
your problem is?
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I'm too
good-looking.
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Ok, it's
Wednesday night,
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so you guys know
what that means...
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Off to my room
for a little espanol,
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or should I say
off to my room-o?
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You got a lot of nerve
showing up here.
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All right,
back off, Hyde.
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She's here for me.
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Hey, mama.
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Hey, so what the hell was
that all about today?
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Look, my dad said that
if I did well in college,
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someday the business
would be mine.
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And I did my part.
So there's no way
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I'm gonna share everything
with some frizzy-haired kid
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fresh out of juvie.
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Ok, I'm working
at that company
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because our dad
wants me there.
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And don't insult me
with that juvie crap.
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I'm over 18.
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If I get pinched,
I'm doing big boy time.
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Running this company
is my dream,
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so if you don't
quit tomorrow,
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it's gonna be war.
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He's your friend. Talk
some sense into him.
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If you wanted
my help,
253
00:11:53,397 --> 00:11:55,942
you should have
brought more cupcakes.
254
00:12:06,494 --> 00:12:08,412
Fez, come on.
255
00:12:08,454 --> 00:12:10,248
Just tell us
what Eric's up to.
256
00:12:10,290 --> 00:12:13,168
Donna, if I learned anything
from all my years as a virgin...
257
00:12:14,919 --> 00:12:16,462
It's that seeing it
258
00:12:16,504 --> 00:12:19,465
is much better
than talking about it.
259
00:12:48,036 --> 00:12:50,330
What the hell was that?!
260
00:12:52,748 --> 00:12:54,209
That, Donna,
261
00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:56,044
that's what's left
of your boyfriend.
262
00:13:02,342 --> 00:13:05,136
So, Steven, what are
you gonna do about Angie?
263
00:13:05,178 --> 00:13:06,971
How are you gonna
fight back?
264
00:13:07,013 --> 00:13:08,472
I don't know
that I am.
265
00:13:08,514 --> 00:13:12,143
I mean, you're asking
me to fight for a job.
266
00:13:12,185 --> 00:13:15,188
That's a tough
sell.
267
00:13:15,230 --> 00:13:17,690
But this is
my company at stake.
268
00:13:17,732 --> 00:13:19,192
Jackie, would
you stop saying
269
00:13:19,234 --> 00:13:21,694
that everything
that's mine is yours?
270
00:13:21,736 --> 00:13:24,239
Ok, Steven, last Valentine's
day, I gave you a card
271
00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:26,448
that said "be mine,"
and you said yes.
272
00:13:29,244 --> 00:13:32,788
And by saying yes, you agreed
that everything you had,
273
00:13:32,830 --> 00:13:34,832
have, or will have from
now until the end of time
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00:13:34,874 --> 00:13:36,251
is mine as well.
275
00:13:38,544 --> 00:13:41,005
Read the fine print,
Steven.
276
00:13:41,047 --> 00:13:43,258
This whole work thing
is a mess.
277
00:13:43,299 --> 00:13:46,510
I miss my glory days
of being an orphan.
278
00:13:46,552 --> 00:13:49,764
A little piece of advice
about having a family...
279
00:13:49,805 --> 00:13:53,226
Get used to being
screwed over.
280
00:13:53,268 --> 00:13:56,271
Well, that's a very
cynical view of family.
281
00:13:56,312 --> 00:14:00,066
Oh, yeah, and you and your
sister get along so well.
282
00:14:00,108 --> 00:14:01,525
Oh, I talked to a lawyer.
283
00:14:01,567 --> 00:14:03,319
She's not getting
a damn thing.
284
00:14:09,742 --> 00:14:12,036
Red, we have
something to tell you.
285
00:14:12,078 --> 00:14:13,913
It's pretty shocking.
286
00:14:13,955 --> 00:14:15,831
I'm not sure how
to break it to you.
287
00:14:15,873 --> 00:14:18,209
Ok, you better
let me handle this.
288
00:14:18,251 --> 00:14:23,339
All right.
Everybody whose son
289
00:14:23,381 --> 00:14:25,109
is not a roller disco-er,
take one step forward.
290
00:14:25,133 --> 00:14:26,717
Not so fast, red!
291
00:14:33,933 --> 00:14:36,811
Someone's been working
on their spin, susie.
292
00:14:36,852 --> 00:14:39,272
Nice. Very nice.
293
00:14:43,109 --> 00:14:45,320
It's magic time.
294
00:14:47,488 --> 00:14:51,909
Hey, everybody, let's give a
great big roller palace welcome
295
00:14:51,951 --> 00:14:56,538
to the one,
the only, rainbow!
296
00:15:20,855 --> 00:15:22,231
No!
297
00:15:27,111 --> 00:15:29,364
Nice shorts, rainbow.
298
00:15:38,456 --> 00:15:41,750
Hey. Did you come up
to pack up your office?
299
00:15:41,792 --> 00:15:45,087
Listen, sis, about
the whole job thing,
300
00:15:45,129 --> 00:15:46,815
I thought about going
head-to-head with you,
301
00:15:46,839 --> 00:15:49,342
but I decided I just
can't stoop to your level.
302
00:15:49,384 --> 00:15:51,260
Well, good.
303
00:15:51,302 --> 00:15:53,429
But she can.
304
00:15:57,225 --> 00:15:59,477
Right now she's telling
everybody we work with
305
00:15:59,519 --> 00:16:02,021
that you stripped your
way through college.
306
00:16:05,441 --> 00:16:08,027
Please. Like anybody's
gonna believe her.
307
00:16:08,069 --> 00:16:09,695
My dad's rich.
308
00:16:09,737 --> 00:16:11,239
Oh, no, no, no.
309
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:12,716
You didn't strip because
you needed the money.
310
00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:15,410
Word around
the water cooler is...
311
00:16:15,451 --> 00:16:18,413
You stripped because
you liked it.
312
00:16:18,454 --> 00:16:21,541
Jackie: I know, I know!
What a whore. Whoo!
313
00:16:23,459 --> 00:16:25,420
Stop laughing at me.
314
00:16:25,461 --> 00:16:28,797
I am not a stripper.
I am a math major.
315
00:16:28,839 --> 00:16:29,965
Ha ha!
316
00:16:30,007 --> 00:16:32,260
Jackie, if there was
ever a game show
317
00:16:32,301 --> 00:16:34,845
called "make that girl cry,"
318
00:16:34,887 --> 00:16:37,056
I'd go on with you.
319
00:16:38,307 --> 00:16:40,393
Oh, we'd so win
the car.
320
00:16:46,482 --> 00:16:49,693
All right. Everybody
clear some space.
321
00:16:49,735 --> 00:16:52,447
It's rainbow!
322
00:16:55,408 --> 00:16:58,202
Now, look, Eric,
they love you,
323
00:16:58,244 --> 00:17:00,580
so it's a good thing
I told Fez.
324
00:17:02,415 --> 00:17:06,085
I didn't tell you
I told Fez.
325
00:17:06,127 --> 00:17:08,003
I didn't tell Fez.
326
00:17:09,755 --> 00:17:11,799
Eric,
how did this happen?
327
00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:13,277
I mean, you don't just
wake up one morning,
328
00:17:13,301 --> 00:17:14,927
throw on some skates,
329
00:17:14,969 --> 00:17:17,263
and start doing cartwheels
to sister sledge.
330
00:17:17,305 --> 00:17:18,889
It all started
331
00:17:18,931 --> 00:17:20,724
when I went down to
the sporting goods store.
332
00:17:20,766 --> 00:17:22,268
I saw this pair
of roller skates,
333
00:17:22,310 --> 00:17:24,145
and when I tried
them on,
334
00:17:24,186 --> 00:17:26,481
well, it was like the
first time Joe namath
335
00:17:26,522 --> 00:17:28,983
laid his hands on a bat.
336
00:17:32,027 --> 00:17:34,822
The next thing I can
remember is spinning...
337
00:17:34,863 --> 00:17:38,451
Just spinning and
spinning and spinning.
338
00:17:38,493 --> 00:17:41,745
When I finally stopped, I
found myself at the park.
339
00:17:41,787 --> 00:17:45,583
That's where I met
up with these people.
340
00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:47,376
Wait. Those skate freaks
that hang out
341
00:17:47,418 --> 00:17:49,753
down by
the basketball court?
342
00:17:49,795 --> 00:17:51,380
Every time we
want to shoot hoops,
343
00:17:51,422 --> 00:17:54,175
we got to scare them off
with bottle rockets.
344
00:17:54,216 --> 00:17:55,801
Kelso, they're
not freaks.
345
00:17:55,843 --> 00:17:59,597
They're just like you
and me, but on wheels.
346
00:17:59,639 --> 00:18:04,352
Eric, let me tell
you a little story.
347
00:18:04,393 --> 00:18:08,063
When I was a boy, there
was a kid who wanted to be
348
00:18:08,105 --> 00:18:09,773
a ballet dancer,
349
00:18:09,815 --> 00:18:12,234
and all the other kids
made fun of him.
350
00:18:12,276 --> 00:18:15,196
But years later,
when he came back to town,
351
00:18:15,237 --> 00:18:17,198
he had achieved
his dream.
352
00:18:17,239 --> 00:18:21,369
He was a dancer with
the New York City ballet.
353
00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:23,329
And you know what happened?
354
00:18:23,371 --> 00:18:26,541
You learned your little lesson
about judging people unfairly, huh?
355
00:18:26,582 --> 00:18:29,210
No. A bunch of guys
got together
356
00:18:29,251 --> 00:18:31,337
and beat the crap
out of him.
357
00:18:36,217 --> 00:18:39,803
Hey, red, you know
what your problem is?
358
00:18:39,845 --> 00:18:42,723
I'm too good-looking.
359
00:18:47,562 --> 00:18:50,147
Ok, dad, I hear
what you're saying,
360
00:18:50,189 --> 00:18:55,069
but... I honestly don't
know if I can give it up.
361
00:18:55,110 --> 00:18:57,279
Why don't you
try something else?
362
00:18:57,321 --> 00:18:59,240
I suggest robot dancing.
363
00:19:02,702 --> 00:19:05,413
Feel
the beat. Disco robot.
364
00:19:08,290 --> 00:19:10,251
Daddy, I can't
work with him.
365
00:19:10,292 --> 00:19:11,835
He's telling lies
about me.
366
00:19:11,877 --> 00:19:13,962
Actually, that's not true.
367
00:19:14,004 --> 00:19:15,214
She's telling them.
368
00:19:19,468 --> 00:19:22,096
Steven, why is that
girl always in the office?
369
00:19:22,137 --> 00:19:24,181
And why has she been
passing out dress code memos
370
00:19:24,223 --> 00:19:26,517
to my employees?
371
00:19:26,559 --> 00:19:32,690
Um, well, she's against the
casualization of the workplace.
372
00:19:32,732 --> 00:19:35,359
She doesn't belong here
and neither does he.
373
00:19:35,401 --> 00:19:37,194
I can't believe
what I'm seeing...
374
00:19:37,236 --> 00:19:39,447
A brother and sister
fighting each other.
375
00:19:39,488 --> 00:19:41,282
Hey,
we are family.
376
00:19:41,323 --> 00:19:44,368
Look, if you want him
to stay, that's fine,
377
00:19:44,410 --> 00:19:46,537
but if he stays,
I'm out of here.
378
00:19:46,579 --> 00:19:48,706
Well, that's
too bad,
379
00:19:48,748 --> 00:19:50,374
because I'm opening
up a new record store
380
00:19:50,416 --> 00:19:52,167
and I wanted the
two of you to run it.
381
00:19:52,209 --> 00:19:55,129
But maybe I'll just let
Steven run it by himself.
382
00:19:55,170 --> 00:19:56,714
Hell, yeah!
383
00:20:01,594 --> 00:20:04,263
Nice going, sis.
384
00:20:04,305 --> 00:20:07,683
No. You know I've always
wanted my own store.
385
00:20:07,725 --> 00:20:09,369
Well, if you two can't find
a way to work this out...
386
00:20:09,393 --> 00:20:10,519
We can. I know we can.
387
00:20:10,561 --> 00:20:12,730
He's my brother.
388
00:20:12,772 --> 00:20:15,149
I try to get him fired,
he calls me a stripper.
389
00:20:15,190 --> 00:20:18,277
This is how we play.
390
00:20:18,319 --> 00:20:21,322
Well, I'm glad, because
if this kept going,
391
00:20:21,363 --> 00:20:23,157
I would have had to
send the two of you
392
00:20:23,198 --> 00:20:25,075
to your offices
without any dinner.
393
00:20:26,994 --> 00:20:29,163
That's a dad joke.
I love it.
394
00:20:32,374 --> 00:20:35,628
So, looks like you're gonna
have to put up with me after all.
395
00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:37,296
Hey, I said
I'd work with you.
396
00:20:37,338 --> 00:20:39,381
It doesn't mean
I like you.
397
00:20:39,423 --> 00:20:44,637
Your not liking me doesn't
bother me that much now that I won.
398
00:20:44,679 --> 00:20:48,265
And by "I won,"
I mean you lost.
399
00:20:48,307 --> 00:20:50,058
Oh. And also...
400
00:21:06,826 --> 00:21:10,329
You know, here i'm
just an average kid.
401
00:21:10,371 --> 00:21:12,373
But down there...
402
00:21:12,414 --> 00:21:14,875
Down there,
I was a star.
403
00:21:22,132 --> 00:21:23,634
What?
404
00:21:23,676 --> 00:21:26,470
Oh, did I make the kissy
face too early again?
405
00:21:26,512 --> 00:21:28,639
No, no. It's nothing.
406
00:21:31,767 --> 00:21:33,143
What?
407
00:21:36,271 --> 00:21:39,441
Why do you keep
laughing at me?
408
00:21:39,483 --> 00:21:41,360
I'm gonna go home
and I'm gonna watch
409
00:21:41,402 --> 00:21:42,737
a really sad movie
410
00:21:42,778 --> 00:21:45,406
and I'm gonna try
to come back later.
411
00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:50,430
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