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Hi, honey,
welcome home from work.

Oh, God, I love saying that.

It's so much better than saying,

"Welcome home from loitering
at the head shop."

Oh, my God, Hyde,
five seconds have gone by

and you haven't
ripped off your tie,

or as you refer to it,
"the yoke of oppression."

I forgot I was wearing it.

Would you look at that?

The dancing bear has become
accustomed to his cage.

Why would you put
a dancing bear in a cage?

He's entertaining you,
give him some room.

No, Fez, what she's saying is

that Hyde is becoming a
money-grubbing corporate zombie.

Did you hear that, Steven?
We're gonna be rich.

No, we're not, Jackie.

I hate the Man. I'm still
dedicated to kicking his ass.

I'm just doing it
from the inside,

where I get a pension
and dental and stuff.

Oh, don't worry, honey.
You're still a rebel.

Give me two years, I'll have him speaking
French and writing thank you notes.

Hyde's growing up so fast.

Seems like just yesterday
we were swiping Playboys,

trenching
Old Man Shinsky's yard,

and cutting the brakes
on Fat Marvin's bike.

I don't remember trenching
Old Man Shinsky's yard.

Oh, that's 'cause
you didn't approve.

I think your exact words were,
"That guy's worked hard on his yard."

What's wrong with me?

I don't want to
wake up in 20 years

and realize that I haven't
harassed enough grouchy, old men.

And I don't want to wake up in 20
years and realize this was all a dream.

Wouldn't that be weird?

If none of this was real.

Okay, now I'm starting
to freak out a little.

You know what?
I'm gonna trench a yard.

Just, not if it's one of those pranks
that involves heights or touching bugs.

I'm not... I...
No, I won't touch a bug.

No, you just park your car
on someone's yard,

and then you step on the gas,
throw it in drive and tear up the lawn.

Then you go get fries and
talk about how awesome it was.

You know what, you guys? I'm
gonna trench Old Man Shinsky's yard.

In fact,
I'm gonna trench that yard

like no yard has been trenched
in the history of yard trenching.

Are you with me?

- Yeah.
- Whatever.

I said, are you with me?

- Yeah.
- Whatever.

Yeah!
That's what I like to hear.

♪ Hanging out

♪ Down the street

♪ The same old thing

♪ We did last week

♪ Not a thing to do

♪ But talk to you

♪ We're all all right

♪ We're all all right ♪

Hello, Wisconsin!

What are those for?

Oh, no. What did you do?

Why did you have to wear
something so revealing?

It's just a friendly party,
for Pete's sake.

This party's not for Pete,
it's for Kitty, dummy.

They've been arguing
all the time lately.

Last night, they did two hours
on, "I know you are, but what am I?"

Did someone say "party"?

There's no party.
Right, Kitty?

Yes, there is a party, Red.

Didn't you wonder
why I bought all that liquor?

Honestly, no.

Hey, thanks for inviting us
to your party, Mrs. Forman.

We can't stay, though,
'cause Eric's gonna trench...

A coat.

A trench coat.

Kitty, how could you have
a party without telling me?

Maybe it's because
every time she tells you,

you go through five stages,

anger, fury, rage, super rage,

and finally, cursing God for
bringing you into this world.

I've been there.

Why did you do it?

So, what's the occasion, Kitty?

According to Cosmo's latest quiz,
I have medium to low self-esteem.

So the article suggested that I should
throw a party in celebration of me.

- I've done that.
- I've done that.

- You have, too?
- Isn't it fun?

- Yeah.
- I know.

Okay, guys, I've been thinking
about this trenching thing,

and it's a little boring,

but I think I figured out
a way to Formanize it.

You mean make it more boring?

No, I don't.

I mean, I'm gonna
get out of the car,

moon Old Man Shinsky
and then trench the yard.

That's right, you've all now been witness
to the invention of the moon and trench.

I don't know, Eric.
It seems risky.

I mean, you're not fast,
you're uncoordinated

and you're easily tripped.

I mean, if you get out of
the car, you're a dead man.

No, no, no. Not with me backing
him up as his first lieutenant.

Oh, um, actually, you're not
my first lieutenant.

Donna's my first lieutenant.

I went from fiancee
to first lieutenant?

What a year!

How could you
pick a girl over me?

Kelso, remember when we put eggs
in Sister Mary Catherine's mail slot,

and you were the getaway driver?

And when we needed to get
away, you had left to get ice cream.

I was the getaway driver
and I got away.

Man, you got Forman, Kelso,
an old man and a naked butt.

This could go the kind of
wrong people write books about.

I can't believe I'm not going.

That's right.

See, Steven decided he'd
rather hang out with his father

at Kitty's
grown-up cocktail party.

"I'm Hyde.
I'm going to a cocktail party."

"I'm Hyde.
I'm going to a party with cocktails."

What the hell
are you guys doing?

I don't know but it's funny.

Kitty, who are all these people?

Well, they're my friends.

I never introduced you
because I know you don't care.

Thanks.

Hey, WB, come on in.

Hey, Steven, I thought
I had the wrong night.

You white folks throw
a really quiet party.

Yeah, wait till they bring out the
onion dip, all hell breaks loose.

Hey, I want you guys to meet
my dad. This is William Barnett.

He owns a chain
of record stores.

He's rich.

Jackie,
I don't know if I'd say...

Ah, what the hell, yeah, I am.

And, WB, this is Bob, who's
also done some work in retail,

and Midge, who's also
been to some stores.

It's true.

Steven, you didn't tell me
your father was so handsome.

Hey, what about me?

Well, you didn't tell me either.

Okay. Hello, hello.

Let's kick off Kitty Fest
with a little game.

How about Hide and Go to Sleep?

When I blow this whistle,

pair up with someone
and tell an anecdote about me.

When I blow it again, pair up with someone else.

And the person
who tells the cutest story

will get a special mention
in my Christmas newsletter.

That's a prize?

Now, since there are
an odd number of people here,

I'm afraid one unlucky person
is going to get left out of the fun.

I'll fall on that grenade.
Good night, everybody.

Okay, you guys, let's see if I have
everything I need for the moon and trench.

Car, check. Lawn, check.

Creamy white butt, check.

Eric, wait.

If you moon Old Man Shinsky,

you're not gonna have time
to pull up your pants.

And you can't run back to the
car with them around your ankles.

- You think I shouldn't do it?
- No, hell, no.

I think you
should do it pantsless.

Eric, he's right.

I mean you can barely run
with your pants on.

The pants come off.

Oh, great. Everybody's on board
when Eric wants to take his pants off,

but when I do, we have
to leave the restaurant.

It's go time.

What's going on here?

That's my butt!

Whoo!

Lock, Donna!

Now for the trench.

What's going on?
We're not moving.

Oh, man,
you dropped your transmission.

In English, Donna. In English.

Your car, no go.

I'm calling the police!

But wait, I am the police. They
can't catch me here, we gotta go.

I gotta stay with the car.

We don't.

Man, Donna,
what are we gonna do?

- I love you, Eric.
- What? No. No, don't leave me.

Oh, Kelso, buddy, thanks.
I knew you'd come back.

Oh, I'm not really back.

Since you didn't make me
first lieutenant,

I'm just here to say,
"I got his pants!"

You're right, Phyllis,
I am a talented mimic.

"Hi, I'm Johnny Carson
and I'm on TV."

Uh-oh, time to switch.

Well, it's you and me.
This should be fun.

So,

you take out the trash?

- No.
- I gotta do that then.

Oh, this is terrible. Have we
run out of things to talk about?

Oh, no, no. Let me see.

I saw a squirrel
in the yard today.

I love that squirrel.
I've been feeding him peanuts.

Well, that explains why he took
the poison right out of my hand.

Jackie, I don't know
what's going on with me.

I just got paired up
with this bookkeeping guy

who told me a story
about accounts receivable.

Not only did I know
what he was talking about,

I suggested he make a flowchart.

Oh, my God,
you are so sexy right now.

Say "flowchart" again.

Kitty? Kitty?

That was the third whistle, and
Midge and WB still haven't switched.

Look at her laughing at him.
He's not even funny.

I haven't once heard him say,
"Knock, knock."

Okay, wait, I have a good one.
Knock, knock.

Damn it.

I'm not gonna stand for you throwing
yourself at every guy you meet.

Midge, we're going home.

Until you're ready to trust
me, I'm not going anywhere.

In fact, I'm leaving.

- Where are you going?
- To lock myself
in your bathroom.

What's wrong with your bathroom?

I can't go there, there's too many painful
memories of sexy showers with Bob.

See, I told you people do that.

Look, man,
please don't call my dad.

If he hears about this,
he's gonna kill me.

I don't mean figuratively, he would
literally kill me with his bare hands.

He will kill me like he has
killed oh-so-many squirrels.

Settle down. You're 18.
I'm not gonna call your dad.

I want my daddy.

Donna.

They said I could
visit you for 10 minutes.

It's good to see a friendly face.
Jail's no place for me, Donna.

I'm too pretty.

Eric, you're gonna be fine.

Plus, I brought something
that you really need.

Tell me it's pants.

Oh.

Crap, I knew I forgot something.

But how do Milk Duds sound?

Kind of like they won't cover
the lower half of my body.

All right.
Visiting hours are over.

Fine, he's cranky anyway.

All right, Kelso, awesome.
Get me out of here.

Shut up, punk.

You know, around here
we have a saying.

Is it, "Everyone down,
Kelso's got a gun"?

No. It's, "Kelso gets
to be first lieutenant."

But now, sir,
you are a criminal,

and you will be prosecuted to
the fullest extent of my imagination.

Midge, please come out
so you can talk to Bob.

I can't do that, Kitty.

You mean you don't know how?

The lock is on the doorknob.

No, I mean
I'm not coming out.

But thank you, I see it now.

- I wanna go to sleep.
- Me, too.

Well, I wanted one night
that was just about me,

and now everything's
about Midge.

It's not enough
that she's got legs up to here

and the you-know-whats
out to you-know-where.

Now she's gotta upstage me
on my big night.

Well, you just
get over yourself, lady.

You know, I never thought
I'd be saying this,

but how's about you and me
get a motel room?

I'd like that.

Okay, I'm starting to shake
off this whole flowchart thing.

Can't even remember
what a flowchart is.

Can't even remember
what I just said.

Hey, which one of you jerks
put this tie on me?

Steven, focus,
you're a businessman.

You love work and money and me.

Hold on to that.

Oh, you know what? You're
gonna forget. I'll write it down.

Oh, you guys missed
a glorious trenching.

Eric's tiny butt gleaming
in the moonlight,

shining brighter
than the brightest star.

It was like a Disney movie.

Yeah.
Eric's rear end is white.

Sometimes I can't even tell
if he's wearing underwear.

Tonight, in that jail cell, he's
gonna glow like a little lightning bug.

Forman's in jail and I spent my
entire night at a cocktail party?

I gotta go break some laws or
I'm never gonna forgive myself.

Hey, which one of you jerks
put this tie on me?

I know what
you're thinking, punk.

Is that gun real or fake?

Well, the gun is green,

but it's also plastic
so it's anyone's guess.

Well, then you have to ask
yourself one question, punk.

"Do I like being squirted
with grape juice?"

- Well, do you?
- Okay. Quit it, quit it.

- You're gonna be all sticky.
- Thank you.

Okay, Mr. Shinsky, once you've identified
the culprit you can file a formal complaint.

That's him. I'd recognize that
creamy-ass moron anywhere.

Oh, yeah, he was there, too.

What me? No, no. No, no, no.

I was undercover,

infiltrating the underworld
trenching world.

And it goes a lot deeper
than you might think.

The whole middle school
might be involved.

Okay.

In you go, Kelso.

Come on,
you're putting me in jail?

Maybe a few hours in the can will
give you a new respect for the law.

But that's the thing, it won't.

I hope Midge isn't going
through my medicine cabinet.

I've got some pills in there
and they are not for amateurs.

What's going on?

Your loony mother has
locked herself in my bathroom.

I'll handle this.

Mom, the lock
is on the doorknob.

That's it, Midge.

Come out now
or I'm kicking down the door.

If you kick down that door,
you're gonna have to put it back up.

You take the fun out
of everything, Red.

Mom, if you won't come out, will
you at least let Dad come in there?

How could you think I
was flirting with another man?

Maybe I overreacted,
you're a beautiful woman.

So are you, Bob.

What the hell are
they doing in there?

All right, sorry about tonight.

It just really hurt my feelings

when you didn't make me first
lieutenant on the Shinsky job.

I'm sorry, too.

I guess I never realized

how seriously you take imaginary
ranks assigned by your friends.

Well, now you know.

Well, after a long night
of hashing things out,

we all decided that my parents
are better off apart.

So we took my mom
to the airport this morning.

She headed back to California?

I hope so.

I taped the ticket to her purse.

You're coming home
in your underwear again?

I'm gonna paint
some damn pants on you.

Okay, but in my defense,

this time I took off
my pants by choice.

I don't know where
we went wrong with you.

We take you to church,

we try to raise you to be
a decent human being,

and yet you turn out to be
a bottomless deviant.

Okay, Red, the shower's running.

You promised.

Stick my eggs in the oven.
I'll be back in five minutes.

Freeze, punk face!

Hyde!

What are you in for?

Let's just say Old Man Shinsky's
yard has been professionally trenched.

Did the rose bushes, too.
It's sort of my calling card.

This feels good.

This feels right.

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