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And midnight.

So long, 17. In the words of
Alice Cooper, I'm 18 and I like it.

- Happy birthday, man.
- Let's give him his present.

A case of 23 beers.

- Kelso?
- I deserved one, I carried it.

Yeah, that tastes like 18.

Whoa, check out the new stereo.

Oh, it plays records and eight-tracks? This
thing's, like, right out of the future.

Yeah, Donna gave it to me.

I think she feels bad that she's
going to college without me.

So, on the one hand I'm losing

the girl that I've been in
love with since I was five,

but on the other hand,
I get a crappy stereo.

Score!

What? I mean, she's going
to dump you eventually.

Rock-and-roll never dies.

Kelso,
Donna and I are fine, okay?

I mean, she's waiting until the very
last bus to go to school tomorrow

so we can spend every minute
of my birthday together.

We're just gonna make this work.

Eric, long-distance
relationships don't work.

Just ask my
girlfriend back home.

Fez, you have
a girlfriend back home?

No, don't you listen? Long-distance
relationships don't work.

You guys, Donna and I are not gonna let
a couple of miles come between us, okay?

This isn't the end of the world.

My world is over, man.

Forman, I know what you're
thinking. Donna's gonna go to school,

meet a whole bunch of people
way cooler than you,

and probably fall in love
with someone else.

- And you don't think she will?
- Oh, I know she will.

My advice to you is drink up.

I can't believe she's
just leaving, you know?

Hasn't she heard of a little
something called sacrifice?

You know, she sacrifices an education,
or a career, or a future of any kind,

and in exchange she gets me.

I'd make that trade,
you're a dependable guy.

You don't offer much
in the way of excitement,

but if it's the same old same
old the girl's after, look out.

I never deserved her, anyway.

Well, we're here for you.
Here you go, dry your eyes.

Thanks, you guys, I feel better.

I think we all do.

All right, buddy, come on.
Let's get you to bed.

Big boy,
we're gonna tuck you in.

All right, sleep tight, buddy.

- Oh, good Lord.
- What, what?

Happy birthday, dumb ass.

♪ Hanging out

♪ Down the street

♪ The same old thing

♪ We did last week

♪ Not a thing to do

♪ But talk to you

♪ We're all all right

♪ We're all all right ♪

Hello, Wisconsin!

Okay, Red, remember,
don't tire yourself out today,

because tonight is a
special night in the bedroom.

Bob Newhart's on Carson?

No, silly. It's been a month
since your heart attack.

Tonight's the night
the doctor gave us the "okay."

You know, the "okay."

Kitty, I don't like clues,
just say it.

- The okay to make love.
- Don't say that.

Well, tonight is my
only night off this week.

Let's not talk about
it in front of the boy.

Or girl,
or whatever he is today.

Let's not talk about what
in front of the boy?

You guys are planning a surprise
party for me tonight, aren't you?

Well, first of all, thank you.

Second of all, let me just say, 18 years
old, not too old for ice-cream cake, okay.

So, where's my
special birthday breakfast?

Oh, my goodness,
I've been so busy this morning

I forgot all
about your breakfast.

Okay, I'll play along.

Lah-dee-dah,
here I am, completely unaware

that I'm about to get
my super birthday breakfast

with four pieces of bacon.

Honey, there is no breakfast.

Mom, gag's over.
Give me the bacon.

Are you sure you want bacon?
It's fattening.

You barely fit into
your best dress as it is.

Eric, honey,
let me make it up to you.

How about tonight, instead of
hanging out around here, you just...

You take the night off.

Oh,
because there's "no party."

I'm with you.

Steven, I am so glad
we're back together.

I thought I'd lost
my little Pudding Pop forever.

Wanna hear something sick?

I actually missed you
calling me Pudding Pop.

How many times have I told you
guys not to make out on my bed?

You guys are like cats,
you don't even listen. Down!

Donna! Donna, you know what?

You're leaving tonight, so
technically this isn't your bed anymore.

And besides, I just can't keep
my hands off my Pudding Pop.

- Pudding Pop?
- Pudding Pop?

Is that supposed to be me?

I've never heard that
name before in my life.

Donna, you're amazing.

Taking the midnight bus tonight

just so you can spend my
whole birthday with me, that...

I swear, that is right up there
with not wearing a bra in public.

Boy, you're taking
this really well.

Yeah, well, I know I have a
history of ruining these things.

Birthdays, holidays,

that perm that made you
look like a poodle.

But I'm not gonna do that, okay?

I'm not gonna ruin
our last day together.

Oh,
so you're taking the toaster.

What?

It's just, you know,
we bought it together,

so I guess I kind of thought
it was, like, our toaster.

What do I know? It's not like
I'm the one going to college, right?

You are, with my toaster.

- Okay,
Eric, if it's a problem...
- Oh, it's a problem.

You thought you could
just sneak it out of town

without telling me 'cause you
knew it was wrong, didn't you, lady?

Okay, Eric, I don't know what your deal is,
but you're ruining our last day together.

I wouldn't be me
if I didn't ruin it!

You know what? Enjoy
your toast, I hope it burns!

Oh, man, Casablanca.

This is the part where Humphrey
Bogart tells Ingrid Bergman

they'll always have Paris.

What's his problem?
The guy owns a bar, man.

I'd be beating those
French sluts off with a stick.

- How'd it go with Donna?
- I ruined it.

And I knew I was ruining it
while I was ruining it.

I just kept on ruining it.

Now, Bogey. You know, that...

That guy knows how to let a
woman go. "Here's looking at you, kid."

I threw a toaster.

Hey, if you wanna be like
Bogey, you gotta let her go.

Only Bogey'll get
another hot girl.

You, I see Star Wars
conventions and fat chicks.

Hey, Bogey and I have
more in common than you think.

Of all the teenage burger hangouts
in all the towns in all the world,

she walks into mine, only
to walk right back out again.

Play it, Fez.

Well,
it'll cost you a Baby Ruth.

♪ Hold the line

♪ Love isn't always on time

♪ Oh, no, no

♪ Hold the line

♪ Love isn't always on time

♪ Love isn't always on time

♪ Hold the line

♪ Love isn't always on time ♪

Now I want a Baby Ruth.

Hey, let's go to The Hub.

- I can't.
- Let me see that.

Forman, I think there's a rule
that when you turn 18

you can't let Scooby
tell you the time anymore.

Shows what you know, Hyde.

That's Deputy Dawg.

I can't wait until all of Donna's
giant clothes are out of the closet.

I don't even go in there now.

I'm afraid I'll fall into one of her
shoes and never be heard from again.

Well, I guess I must
be Eric's best friend,

because I'm the only one went to the
trouble of getting him a birthday cake.

It's good, too.

Maybe we should think about
getting him something else.

What do you think, Pudding Pop?

Why does everybody
keep calling me that?

My name's not Pudding Pop, never
heard that name before in my life.

Forman's dead.

Hey, if you guys think that's funny,
you should hear what Steven calls me.

He calls me his...

Hey!

Oh, hey, that's some good cake.

So,
I heard Eric threw a toaster.

It's almost as bad as the time
he called you a poodle head.

Which he brought up again today.

He's not good.

Well, I'm just surprised
Eric was able to lift a toaster.

Hey. Donna, I've been
looking all over for you.

I'm so sorry I was
such a jerk earlier.

It's your last day, and
it's my birthday, I just...

I wanna spend it together.

Eric, it's okay, I know you
don't care about the toaster.

You're sad I'm
leaving and I'm sad, too.

Hey, don't take him back.
He threw a toaster!

Hey, shouldn't my surprise
party have started already?

We keep telling you there's no
party, man. It's like you're deaf.

Eric, there is no party.

No, no, no! Why are you here?
You can't be here!

Oh, right, I'll go outside,
then I'll come back,

and you guys yell, "Surprise!"
and I'll yell, "You got me!"

Eric, honey, there's no party.

What?
How can there not be a party?

Mom, what is more important
than your only son's 18th birthday?

Okay, fine.

For the first time since his heart attack,
your father and I are having intercourse.

Sexy.

Okay, let's get this over with.

Happy birthday.

I can't fricking believe that my
mom didn't plan a fricking party

on my 18th fricking birthday.

The only party going on in this house
is in their bedroom and that's all...

Forman, you hate it when your
mom does stuff for your birthday.

Remember two years ago?

I'm 16.

Hey, your mother worked
very hard on this party.

Now, you be nice to her or
we're canceling the puppet show.

Oh, oh, sit on the tiny horse,
so I can take a picture.

I can't, Mom.

I'll kill it.

Yeah, okay, fine, but she should
have done something for me.

Well, we're here for you. We
scraped together a few bucks

and got you something
you can actually use.

- What is it?
- It's a knob for
your new stereo.

Wait, did you guys just take
this off while I wasn't looking?

Eric, there's an old saying.
"Don't look a gift horse in the knob."

And what happened to my
Led Zeppelin eight-track?

You mean gift number two.

Well, hello, handsome.

Boy, am I tired.
I think I'll just go to bed.

Red Forman,
what has gotten into you?

I just think that there are
more appropriate ways

for us to spend our time.

Like you knit and I'll whittle.

That's a nice life.

Red, I know what this is about.

You're afraid of getting physical
so soon after your heart attack.

Kitty,
you know I love what we do

but am I willing to die for it?

Now, you just relax. Nurse
Kitty is here to take care of you.

Well, the big paw's on the 11,

so it's almost time to take
Donna to the bus station.

I mean, this is it, you guys.
She's really going away.

Forman, we have just the thing
to make you feel better.

Another case of beer!

Oh, I'm just not really in
the mood to put on a dress.

But thanks anyway, Pudding Pop.

Look, man, if you want her to
stay, can't you just ask her to stay?

Man, you have no idea
how badly I wanna do that,

but I just... I don't
think it'd be fair to her.

Fair to her?

Who cares what the woman
thinks? This is America.

You know what?

I already screwed this up once today,
I am not gonna screw this up again.

I'm gonna fight every bad instinct I
have, and I'm just gonna let her go.

Like Bogey did in Casablanca.

Wait, so that's it? No one's gonna
drink beer and put on a dress?

- Hey, Fez, you want a beer?
- Sure.

Jackie!

- What did you do to my room?
- Your room? Read the wall, Donna.

Jackie, this is still my room
until I leave, so will you get out

and give me and Eric
a few minutes alone?

But I still have to paint
the heart over the "I".

- Out, go. Out, shoo.
- Oh, God! All right, Donna!

Okay, you're all packed.

I can't believe
my baby's leaving.

Well, hey,
I'll still be around, sir.

Why would I wanna pal around
with you? All you did was dirty her up.

You should probably get going.

Happy birthday, Eric.

Donna, this is the nicest thing
anyone's done for me all day.

Make a wish.

Oh, boy, do I smell cupcakes?

So...

I'm really gonna miss you.

Yeah, me, too.

Look, Donna,
I'm really happy for you.

Well, bye, I guess.

Donna, wait!

- Donna, you have to stay.
- Stay? You're
supposed to tell me to go.

No, if you leave
you'll regret it.

Maybe not today, maybe not
tomorrow, but in a couple of weeks or...

You know, at least by Christmas.

Oh, my God, you're such a loser.

- Donna.
- Here's looking at you, dork.

What did you wanna tell me?

Have a safe trip.

Thanks.

Donna, what...

I couldn't do it.
I couldn't do it.

This whole time I was thinking
I was supposed to leave,

and then when the time came
to get on the bus, I couldn't do it.

I'll figure college out later, all I
know is I wanna stay here with you.

Oh, my God. Donna,

that's what I wished for.

Donna, we didn't get a chance
to say goodbye.

You guys get him drunk
and make him wear a dress?

Yes, but I've been wanting
to do this for some time.

Too tired.

Yeah, it was pretty silly.

Knit and whittle.

Yeah, I hate to whittle.

Where's the aspirin?

Oh, like you've never woken up
in a dress before.

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