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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,935 --> 00:00:04,024 ♪ 2 00:00:23,609 --> 00:00:26,047 ♪ 3 00:00:35,621 --> 00:00:37,754 ♪ 4 00:00:42,237 --> 00:00:44,761 [snoring] 5 00:00:49,374 --> 00:00:50,810 DAREM: Cadet Darem Reymi, 6 00:00:50,941 --> 00:00:55,076 personal message, stardate 868858.7. 7 00:00:56,729 --> 00:00:58,340 Dear Mother and Father, 8 00:00:58,470 --> 00:01:00,603 in the three weeks since the Academy began, 9 00:01:00,733 --> 00:01:02,213 I'm confident I'm maintaining 10 00:01:02,344 --> 00:01:04,215 the standard of excellence we agreed upon. 11 00:01:04,346 --> 00:01:06,739 [chimes] 12 00:01:06,870 --> 00:01:10,265 As I promised: last to bed, first to rise. 13 00:01:11,657 --> 00:01:15,444 ♪ 14 00:01:17,750 --> 00:01:19,709 [music playing over earbuds] 15 00:01:28,848 --> 00:01:30,197 [snoring] 16 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:41,731 ♪ 17 00:01:43,994 --> 00:01:46,083 [music continues over earbuds] 18 00:01:46,997 --> 00:01:48,607 Whoa! 19 00:01:48,738 --> 00:01:50,479 Wait. You already...? 20 00:01:50,609 --> 00:01:52,307 -[music stops] -Wh-What time do you...? 21 00:01:52,437 --> 00:01:53,786 For speed and agility days or for power days? 22 00:01:53,917 --> 00:01:55,353 -Either. -4:40 a.m. 23 00:01:55,484 --> 00:01:57,529 for speed and agility, 3:30 a.m. for power. 24 00:01:57,660 --> 00:01:59,314 Anyway, I got to go hit the track for sprints. 25 00:01:59,444 --> 00:02:01,533 See you around, sleepyhead. 26 00:02:02,317 --> 00:02:04,797 DAREM: I strive to be first in each endeavor. 27 00:02:04,928 --> 00:02:08,060 Every day brings a new opportunity to prove myself. 28 00:02:08,758 --> 00:02:10,238 WOMAN [over P.A.]: Starfleet Academy, 29 00:02:10,368 --> 00:02:11,848 report for cardio and sprints. 30 00:02:11,978 --> 00:02:14,503 War College, you have weights and flexibility. 31 00:02:14,633 --> 00:02:17,201 DOT: Move it, War College, move it. 32 00:02:17,332 --> 00:02:19,551 Watch your posture, Cadet Sadal. 33 00:02:20,161 --> 00:02:21,945 Back straight, Cadet Djokovic. 34 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:23,686 Keep those glutes in the air. 35 00:02:23,816 --> 00:02:26,167 Buns of steel, cadets. 36 00:02:26,297 --> 00:02:28,691 LURA: Starfleet maggots, I want to see that you want to be here. 37 00:02:28,821 --> 00:02:30,910 Do you want to be here? Let's go! 38 00:02:31,041 --> 00:02:33,522 Show me you're worthy of this uniform. 39 00:02:33,652 --> 00:02:35,524 Get moving. 40 00:02:35,654 --> 00:02:37,352 What are you waiting for? Let's go! 41 00:02:39,397 --> 00:02:40,355 You call that a lunge? 42 00:02:40,485 --> 00:02:43,227 Lower, Cadet, lower. 43 00:02:43,358 --> 00:02:45,576 Down! To the mat, Cadet. 44 00:02:45,708 --> 00:02:46,926 To the mat. 45 00:02:47,057 --> 00:02:49,189 What is this? Is this a tea party? 46 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:51,931 Get up! You're all weak right now. Weak! 47 00:02:52,062 --> 00:02:54,369 DOT: War College versus Starfleet Academy. 48 00:02:54,499 --> 00:02:56,109 Who will win? 49 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:57,937 The counts are even. 50 00:02:58,068 --> 00:02:59,374 It's Cadet Mir in the lead. 51 00:02:59,504 --> 00:03:01,637 Cadet Mir for the win! 52 00:03:01,767 --> 00:03:04,205 ♪ 53 00:03:06,990 --> 00:03:08,600 That was disappointing/underwhelming. 54 00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:10,167 DZOLO: Dude, what was that? 55 00:03:10,298 --> 00:03:11,516 You're the best in the War College, 56 00:03:11,647 --> 00:03:13,649 and he smoked you. 57 00:03:13,779 --> 00:03:15,912 Embarrassing. 58 00:03:20,786 --> 00:03:21,874 [blows whistle] 59 00:03:22,005 --> 00:03:23,920 Next station, Romeo. 60 00:03:25,878 --> 00:03:27,445 Every warrior knows 61 00:03:27,576 --> 00:03:30,056 that you live each day with an eye towards death, 62 00:03:30,187 --> 00:03:33,582 as she walks free and upright amongst the living. 63 00:03:33,712 --> 00:03:35,713 But if by chance you survive until tomorrow, 64 00:03:35,845 --> 00:03:38,064 we'll be having tryouts for the Calica team. 65 00:03:38,195 --> 00:03:40,371 -Sign up here. -Ow. 66 00:03:41,546 --> 00:03:42,677 Darem Reymi. 67 00:03:42,808 --> 00:03:44,810 Captain of the Khionian All-Planet Under-18 team. 68 00:03:44,941 --> 00:03:46,203 Four years running. 69 00:03:46,334 --> 00:03:49,206 There is no need to state it. It scanned you. 70 00:03:53,297 --> 00:03:54,603 Genesis Lythe. 71 00:03:54,733 --> 00:03:56,213 Captain of the Inter-Base Youth League. 72 00:03:56,344 --> 00:03:57,867 Five years and change. 73 00:03:57,997 --> 00:03:59,477 And top of her class. 74 00:03:59,608 --> 00:04:01,305 And student ambassador to the Model Fed Council. 75 00:04:01,436 --> 00:04:02,306 Mm. 76 00:04:02,437 --> 00:04:03,829 When do you sleep? 77 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:06,136 Admiral's daughter. We don't need sleep. 78 00:04:06,267 --> 00:04:08,094 What happens if you do? 79 00:04:08,225 --> 00:04:10,575 You get court-martialed? [laughs] 80 00:04:10,706 --> 00:04:12,447 -I'll never know. -Not easy 81 00:04:12,577 --> 00:04:14,100 being an admiral's daughter, hmm? 82 00:04:14,231 --> 00:04:16,494 Takes daddy issues to a whole new level, for sure. 83 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:19,235 Also makes losing out of the question. 84 00:04:19,367 --> 00:04:21,499 Mm. Too bad there can only be one captain of... 85 00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:23,066 of anything. 86 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:24,328 -Sorry. -Guess you'll have to learn 87 00:04:24,459 --> 00:04:26,330 -to live with disappointment. -Mm-hmm. 88 00:04:26,461 --> 00:04:28,071 -GENESIS: Good luck. -OCAM: You want me to injure her? 89 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:29,594 -I'll cut the ponytail off. -DAREM: Do it. 90 00:04:29,725 --> 00:04:32,510 You did not grow up playing Calica either. 91 00:04:32,641 --> 00:04:33,642 CALEB: I know. 92 00:04:33,772 --> 00:04:35,426 I haven't played anything. 93 00:04:35,557 --> 00:04:37,036 Not a team guy. I'm more of a... 94 00:04:37,167 --> 00:04:39,082 "rely on myself and don't get killed" guy. 95 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:40,779 Hey, hey, hey. Uh, what's...? 96 00:04:40,910 --> 00:04:42,954 He says he's allergic to organized sports. 97 00:04:43,086 --> 00:04:45,218 -To which part? -The sports. 98 00:04:45,349 --> 00:04:47,264 And the fact that they're organized. 99 00:04:47,395 --> 00:04:49,266 Mm. Oh, that's funny. 100 00:04:49,397 --> 00:04:51,834 [cadets oohing] 101 00:04:51,964 --> 00:04:54,184 [laughter] 102 00:04:54,315 --> 00:04:56,099 B'AVI: Academy cadets. 103 00:04:56,228 --> 00:04:58,144 Do you find it challenging to run 104 00:04:58,275 --> 00:05:00,451 while also debating the ethical ramifications 105 00:05:00,582 --> 00:05:01,365 of hurting the floor? 106 00:05:01,496 --> 00:05:02,105 Do you find it challenging 107 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:03,933 to be a War College douchebag? 108 00:05:04,063 --> 00:05:07,110 -Not your best. -Dude. I just got smacked in the head. 109 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:08,894 You're gonna take up half our space, 110 00:05:09,025 --> 00:05:11,114 get ready to be target practice. 111 00:05:11,854 --> 00:05:13,246 SAM: Oh! 112 00:05:13,377 --> 00:05:14,422 I see we don't like each other. 113 00:05:14,552 --> 00:05:15,510 Don't talk. 114 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:19,209 I smell... [sniffing] 115 00:05:19,340 --> 00:05:20,906 ...fear. 116 00:05:21,037 --> 00:05:22,473 You know, properly channeled, 117 00:05:22,603 --> 00:05:24,606 those feelings of inadequacy can lead to... 118 00:05:24,736 --> 00:05:26,825 well, in your case, just more inadequacy. 119 00:05:26,956 --> 00:05:29,045 -Better. -Love the uniforms, guys. 120 00:05:29,175 --> 00:05:30,481 May be the only thing 121 00:05:30,612 --> 00:05:31,961 about the War College that stays relevant. 122 00:05:32,091 --> 00:05:33,484 All right. 123 00:05:33,615 --> 00:05:35,573 This has been fun, but I don't think 124 00:05:35,704 --> 00:05:37,619 you guys can afford to take any more time away 125 00:05:37,749 --> 00:05:41,013 from whatever it is you're, um, compensating for. 126 00:05:41,144 --> 00:05:42,972 Starfleet Academy is an experiment. 127 00:05:43,102 --> 00:05:45,409 Like all experiments, it must prove its value. 128 00:05:45,540 --> 00:05:46,802 The War College has nothing to prove. 129 00:05:46,932 --> 00:05:47,672 CALEB: Then why'd you go out of your way 130 00:05:47,803 --> 00:05:48,673 to hit me in the head with a ball? 131 00:05:48,804 --> 00:05:50,109 You an angry toddler? 132 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:51,154 Yeah. 133 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:53,156 Maybe our very large Klingon friend 134 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:56,202 will smack the eyebrows off your freaking face. 135 00:05:56,333 --> 00:05:56,812 [clears throat]: Mm-mm. 136 00:05:56,942 --> 00:05:58,466 [whistle blows] 137 00:06:02,078 --> 00:06:04,689 No blood will be shed on my court 138 00:06:04,820 --> 00:06:07,779 without my express permission. 139 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:10,129 Back to your classes! Now! 140 00:06:10,434 --> 00:06:12,393 [showers running] 141 00:06:13,872 --> 00:06:17,353 Ah, Darem! That scar. It looks painful. 142 00:06:18,399 --> 00:06:20,096 How'd you get it? 143 00:06:20,226 --> 00:06:21,576 You ever fought someone with a knife between your ribs? 144 00:06:21,706 --> 00:06:23,404 I don't have ribs. 145 00:06:23,534 --> 00:06:25,536 You know, I used to know a guy like that War College bicep 146 00:06:25,667 --> 00:06:27,016 back on Khionia? 147 00:06:27,146 --> 00:06:28,583 Oh, please, God, no... 148 00:06:28,713 --> 00:06:29,888 My parents didn't think we were a good match. 149 00:06:30,019 --> 00:06:31,455 Your parents tell you who to date? 150 00:06:31,586 --> 00:06:33,065 Nah. Well, I mean, the relationship was doomed 151 00:06:33,196 --> 00:06:34,197 after I slept with his sister. 152 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:36,373 Both of them, actually. 153 00:06:36,504 --> 00:06:38,070 And their cousin. 154 00:06:38,201 --> 00:06:40,421 I would love to just have one shower 155 00:06:40,551 --> 00:06:41,900 without having to hear about Darem's multiple 156 00:06:42,031 --> 00:06:44,425 -polycule underwater hookups. -[gasps] 157 00:06:45,687 --> 00:06:47,166 [gasps] 158 00:06:47,297 --> 00:06:48,733 What the...? 159 00:06:48,864 --> 00:06:52,911 We indeed violate the fundamental laws 160 00:06:53,042 --> 00:06:56,305 of temporal mechanics to achieve... 161 00:06:56,437 --> 00:06:57,568 [all gasping] 162 00:06:57,699 --> 00:06:59,483 Oh, boy. Okay. 163 00:06:59,614 --> 00:07:01,790 Whoa. That's a lot. 164 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:03,095 Whoa! 165 00:07:03,226 --> 00:07:04,488 [exclaims] 166 00:07:04,619 --> 00:07:05,924 [all gasping] 167 00:07:06,055 --> 00:07:07,622 [grunting] 168 00:07:09,275 --> 00:07:11,277 [screaming, gasping] 169 00:07:12,583 --> 00:07:14,150 [laughter] 170 00:07:17,545 --> 00:07:19,416 GENESIS: Get me out of here. 171 00:07:19,547 --> 00:07:21,462 -Ooh. -[grunting] 172 00:07:22,506 --> 00:07:24,769 Attention, Starfleet cadets. 173 00:07:24,900 --> 00:07:26,510 We did this because we could. 174 00:07:26,641 --> 00:07:29,165 And we will keep doing it 175 00:07:29,295 --> 00:07:31,297 because it is fun. 176 00:07:31,428 --> 00:07:33,343 Enjoy yourselves. [laughs] 177 00:07:40,305 --> 00:07:42,352 This is war. 178 00:07:43,353 --> 00:07:45,486 ♪ 179 00:08:13,078 --> 00:08:15,211 ♪ 180 00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:47,199 ♪ 181 00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:19,188 ♪ 182 00:09:32,462 --> 00:09:34,551 ♪ 183 00:09:37,685 --> 00:09:39,382 DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS: Do you aspire to be the best 184 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:41,427 and brightest in the galaxy? 185 00:09:41,558 --> 00:09:44,082 Exceed your physical, 186 00:09:44,213 --> 00:09:47,608 mental and spiritual limits? 187 00:09:47,738 --> 00:09:50,872 Be the captain of your own destiny 188 00:09:51,002 --> 00:09:52,525 at Starfleet Academy. 189 00:09:52,656 --> 00:09:53,526 Applicants of all species are welcome. 190 00:09:53,657 --> 00:09:56,007 Is the voice-over too stupid? 191 00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:58,575 We are about to have a prank war on our hands 192 00:09:58,706 --> 00:10:01,056 just as the oversight committee arrives. 193 00:10:01,186 --> 00:10:03,362 This is a PR dumpster fire. 194 00:10:03,493 --> 00:10:06,757 Commander, in our line of work, 195 00:10:06,888 --> 00:10:11,675 something is on fire all... the time 196 00:10:11,806 --> 00:10:15,810 and everything is on fire some of the time. 197 00:10:15,940 --> 00:10:16,854 -[jazzy music plays] -LURA: Be that as it may, 198 00:10:16,985 --> 00:10:17,986 as a War College graduate, 199 00:10:18,116 --> 00:10:19,640 I can promise you, 200 00:10:19,770 --> 00:10:22,904 they shenanned once, they'll shenann again. 201 00:10:23,034 --> 00:10:26,472 Well done, Number One. Advise. 202 00:10:28,083 --> 00:10:29,737 I thought you would never ask, Chancellor. 203 00:10:29,867 --> 00:10:32,783 This is your only possible response. 204 00:10:36,091 --> 00:10:38,049 Demand a formal apology from Kelrec, 205 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:40,269 and he nips it in the bud. 206 00:10:40,399 --> 00:10:42,010 Or kills it in the cradle, if you prefer. 207 00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:43,228 I'm good with the plant metaphor. 208 00:10:43,359 --> 00:10:45,100 It's not our job to resolve 209 00:10:45,230 --> 00:10:46,841 our students' problems for them. 210 00:10:46,971 --> 00:10:49,582 We're in the "teach them how to fish" business. 211 00:10:49,713 --> 00:10:52,368 Also... [scoffs] that's no fun. 212 00:10:52,498 --> 00:10:55,545 There are those that see us as an experiment waiting to fail. 213 00:10:55,676 --> 00:10:56,720 You've said it yourself. 214 00:10:56,851 --> 00:10:58,026 Your tacit approval 215 00:10:58,156 --> 00:11:00,245 hands them ammunition in front of the committee. 216 00:11:00,376 --> 00:11:02,334 I'm beginning to get the feeling you don't trust me. 217 00:11:02,465 --> 00:11:03,858 Quite the opposite. 218 00:11:03,988 --> 00:11:06,425 I trust that you'll come to the right decision. 219 00:11:06,556 --> 00:11:08,297 Before it's too late. 220 00:11:08,427 --> 00:11:09,646 So you don't trust me. 221 00:11:09,777 --> 00:11:11,343 Lura, this is kid shit! 222 00:11:11,474 --> 00:11:14,825 Forgive my language. I'm pro kid shit. 223 00:11:14,956 --> 00:11:16,697 They grew up in the Burn. 224 00:11:16,827 --> 00:11:18,568 I'm not going to crush the life out of them 225 00:11:18,699 --> 00:11:20,570 any more than the universe already has. 226 00:11:20,701 --> 00:11:23,007 Captain. Chancellor. 227 00:11:23,138 --> 00:11:25,053 I choose to work for you and not Kelrec 228 00:11:25,183 --> 00:11:26,489 for three reasons: 229 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:29,100 I believe in Starfleet's mission of peace, 230 00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:33,278 and despite what you may think, I believe in you. 231 00:11:33,409 --> 00:11:34,932 What's the third thing? 232 00:11:35,063 --> 00:11:38,762 I just find him very... odd. 233 00:11:38,893 --> 00:11:41,112 And that whole tea fetish. 234 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:43,158 Tea fetish? 235 00:11:43,288 --> 00:11:45,595 Out of all the fetishes available? 236 00:11:45,726 --> 00:11:49,730 Want to give it one last pitch before I disregard your counsel? 237 00:11:49,860 --> 00:11:54,778 You know that a single transgression is like a weed: 238 00:11:54,909 --> 00:12:00,088 yank it now, or it multiplies and strangles the entire field. 239 00:12:00,218 --> 00:12:01,480 What's with you and the plant metaphors? 240 00:12:01,611 --> 00:12:03,178 I hear you, Commander. 241 00:12:03,308 --> 00:12:04,962 I do. 242 00:12:05,093 --> 00:12:08,226 Perhaps it would be beneficial if our cadets did, too. 243 00:12:09,358 --> 00:12:11,882 Well, that... that's a cool idea. 244 00:12:12,013 --> 00:12:13,884 Chancellor, we were basically naked. 245 00:12:14,015 --> 00:12:15,538 No. Completely naked! 246 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,366 Everybody was looking at us like we were insane. 247 00:12:17,496 --> 00:12:19,020 -Like we're crazy. -In front of the whole school. 248 00:12:19,150 --> 00:12:20,543 What about our honor? 249 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:22,240 I took a bath for the first time. 250 00:12:22,371 --> 00:12:24,547 You want us to get back at them with botany? 251 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:25,548 -Seriously? -I don't know, guys. 252 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,942 Do you think botany can end a prank war? 253 00:12:28,072 --> 00:12:30,988 -Or did you have other ideas? -Yeah. Hit 'em back harder. 254 00:12:31,119 --> 00:12:32,294 Bring some serious pain. 255 00:12:32,424 --> 00:12:34,818 Wait till exams and then fritz their servers. 256 00:12:34,949 --> 00:12:38,126 -[overlapping chatter] -Like I was saying... 257 00:12:39,561 --> 00:12:40,563 DOT: Captain. 258 00:12:43,174 --> 00:12:45,263 We are gonna plant and grow the rare 259 00:12:45,394 --> 00:12:48,571 and highly protected Vitus Reflux. 260 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:51,400 Despite being known as "the empathy flower," 261 00:12:51,530 --> 00:12:52,923 it's not actually a flower. 262 00:12:53,054 --> 00:12:55,056 It's a fungus. 263 00:12:55,186 --> 00:12:57,319 ♪ 264 00:12:58,581 --> 00:13:02,454 Speak your mind, Cadet. Don't hold back. 265 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:07,677 -Chancellor, respectfully... -Mm-hmm? 266 00:13:07,808 --> 00:13:09,766 ...this is the single dumbest idea I've ever heard. 267 00:13:09,897 --> 00:13:11,942 How is this strategic...? 268 00:13:12,073 --> 00:13:15,511 PLANT [high-pitched voice]: How is this strategic? How is this strategic? 269 00:13:15,641 --> 00:13:17,339 -How is this strategic? -Got a deeper voice than you, Darem. 270 00:13:19,645 --> 00:13:22,344 Ever read The Art of War,Reymi? 271 00:13:22,474 --> 00:13:24,476 -PLANT: Art of War,Reymi? -Fifth century BC. 272 00:13:24,607 --> 00:13:26,914 Sun Tzu learned patience in a garden 273 00:13:27,044 --> 00:13:29,046 and respect for the opponent. 274 00:13:29,177 --> 00:13:30,656 They got you pretty bad. 275 00:13:30,787 --> 00:13:33,224 -PLANT: They got you pretty bad. -If I may, Chancellor, 276 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:35,444 it was not an original idea. 277 00:13:35,574 --> 00:13:38,142 The War College stole that prank. 278 00:13:38,273 --> 00:13:40,884 Cadet Sam ran a search 279 00:13:41,015 --> 00:13:42,364 through old Starfleet disciplinary records. 280 00:13:42,494 --> 00:13:43,974 In the 28th century, 281 00:13:44,105 --> 00:13:46,847 some cadets transported the entire first-year class 282 00:13:46,977 --> 00:13:49,284 from the sonic showers to the roof of Alcatraz. 283 00:13:49,414 --> 00:13:53,157 JAY-DEN: It took the faculty half a day to get everyone down. 284 00:13:53,288 --> 00:13:54,811 -[laughter] -GENESIS: No way. 285 00:13:54,942 --> 00:13:56,291 Ah, that's legendary. 286 00:13:56,421 --> 00:13:57,205 Then you've already learned 287 00:13:57,335 --> 00:13:58,728 your opponents' lack of imagination. 288 00:13:58,859 --> 00:13:59,903 Grab a trowel. 289 00:14:00,034 --> 00:14:01,209 -PLANT: Grab a trowel. -[mutters]: Oh, my God. 290 00:14:01,339 --> 00:14:02,819 And anybody who rolls their eyes gets expelled. 291 00:14:02,950 --> 00:14:04,473 PLANT: Gets expelled. 292 00:14:05,866 --> 00:14:08,346 Spritz the spores, 293 00:14:08,477 --> 00:14:13,134 add the growth accelerant. 294 00:14:13,264 --> 00:14:16,441 Vitus only blooms at night, 295 00:14:16,572 --> 00:14:18,356 so be patient. 296 00:14:18,487 --> 00:14:20,315 Plants are like cadets. 297 00:14:20,445 --> 00:14:24,145 All they need is water, food and a little encouragement. 298 00:14:25,494 --> 00:14:26,799 Go, go, go. 299 00:14:26,930 --> 00:14:28,976 PLANT: Go, go, go. 300 00:14:30,586 --> 00:14:31,935 DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS: Specialist Krebs, 301 00:14:32,066 --> 00:14:33,458 your Talaxian Furfly 302 00:14:33,589 --> 00:14:35,286 is attempting to mate with a beaker. 303 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:37,419 Please intervene. 304 00:14:37,549 --> 00:14:40,204 -Doing great, buddy. I love you. -GENESIS: Okay. 305 00:14:40,335 --> 00:14:42,032 We all ready for Calica tryouts? 306 00:14:42,163 --> 00:14:46,080 No, I will not pursue violence in any form. 307 00:14:46,210 --> 00:14:49,779 I have chosen the Exo-Ecology Club in that same time slot. 308 00:14:50,649 --> 00:14:53,478 I know. I respect that. 309 00:14:53,609 --> 00:14:55,350 But... 310 00:14:56,786 --> 00:14:58,048 I swiped your delta while you were showering 311 00:14:58,179 --> 00:14:59,615 and I maybe signed you up. 312 00:14:59,745 --> 00:15:01,834 [forced laugh] 313 00:15:01,965 --> 00:15:03,575 [quietly]: What the hell, Genesis? 314 00:15:03,706 --> 00:15:05,403 -What? It's just a... -No, no, no. 315 00:15:05,534 --> 00:15:08,624 I'm not signing up for some culty school spirit war, okay? 316 00:15:08,754 --> 00:15:10,626 I don't do spirit. 317 00:15:10,756 --> 00:15:13,324 -Or tribes. Or teams. -I want to be captain. 318 00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,631 I need to be captain. 319 00:15:15,761 --> 00:15:18,634 And when I am, I need my strongest players. 320 00:15:18,764 --> 00:15:20,418 You fought the Venari Ral. 321 00:15:20,549 --> 00:15:23,160 Look around. Look at them. 322 00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:25,336 [frantic sneezing] 323 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:26,903 OCAM: Sorry! It's on your shoe. 324 00:15:29,297 --> 00:15:31,560 [grunting] 325 00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:33,649 [sighs] 326 00:15:35,172 --> 00:15:37,392 -We need you. -[scoffs] 327 00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:38,959 Please? 328 00:15:42,266 --> 00:15:45,791 How's your, um, your Betazoid princess? 329 00:15:45,922 --> 00:15:48,707 President's daughter. And she's not anybody's. 330 00:15:48,838 --> 00:15:50,448 Well, I guess your tour was so compelling, 331 00:15:50,579 --> 00:15:52,668 she went and ran away to the War College, hmm? 332 00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:57,107 Shitty comment retracted. 333 00:15:58,543 --> 00:16:00,067 But I get the vibe she likes sports. 334 00:16:00,197 --> 00:16:03,418 Okay, I'll do it if you stop talking. 335 00:16:04,767 --> 00:16:05,898 Thank you. 336 00:16:06,029 --> 00:16:09,424 LURA: Strategy. Skill. Teamwork. 337 00:16:09,554 --> 00:16:13,080 Calica is more than just a game. 338 00:16:13,210 --> 00:16:15,952 I want you to right your minds 339 00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:18,868 and prepare your hearts for battle. 340 00:16:18,999 --> 00:16:21,958 There are two teams, each with a mascot. 341 00:16:22,089 --> 00:16:25,048 The mascot protects a target. 342 00:16:25,179 --> 00:16:28,182 The goal of the game is simple. 343 00:16:28,312 --> 00:16:32,142 Fight your way to the other side of the field 344 00:16:32,273 --> 00:16:35,754 and shoot a target guarded by the opposing team's mascot. 345 00:16:35,885 --> 00:16:39,715 Tryouts today will not be easy. 346 00:16:39,845 --> 00:16:42,805 You'll be scored in a series of drills. 347 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,590 Highest score makes the team. 348 00:16:45,721 --> 00:16:47,984 I want you to strike 349 00:16:48,115 --> 00:16:51,161 with the force of a thousand tachyons! 350 00:16:51,292 --> 00:16:55,165 Strike until your opponents' innards liquefy and pour... 351 00:16:55,296 --> 00:16:58,125 And... you'll do it all 352 00:16:58,255 --> 00:17:01,302 while wearing really snazzy uniforms. 353 00:17:01,432 --> 00:17:02,651 Uh-huh. 354 00:17:02,781 --> 00:17:04,653 You all know Coach Reno. 355 00:17:04,783 --> 00:17:07,263 Professor, I thought you taught Temporal Mechanics? 356 00:17:07,395 --> 00:17:09,353 I'm a nerd/jock hybrid. 357 00:17:09,484 --> 00:17:11,007 LURA: Each team is made up 358 00:17:11,138 --> 00:17:13,313 of eight players, a mascot and an alternate. 359 00:17:13,444 --> 00:17:16,317 The mascot is the last line of defense. 360 00:17:16,446 --> 00:17:19,363 -They protect the target. -What kind of mascot? 361 00:17:20,321 --> 00:17:21,626 What are we working with? 362 00:17:21,757 --> 00:17:23,933 What we're working with is a hundred push-ups. 363 00:17:24,063 --> 00:17:27,196 Now! And the next interruption, 200. 364 00:17:27,328 --> 00:17:30,070 Using the mascot in the game is a tradition. 365 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,942 Way back, Starfleet's was a lapling-- 366 00:17:33,073 --> 00:17:35,945 fuzzy, mean like a koala, 367 00:17:36,076 --> 00:17:38,034 cute like a targ. They called him... 368 00:17:38,165 --> 00:17:41,037 Lappy. They called him Lappy. 369 00:17:41,168 --> 00:17:44,780 So it's basically like a fun game of laser tag? 370 00:17:44,910 --> 00:17:47,652 Yeah, just like laser tag. 371 00:17:47,783 --> 00:17:49,611 -[weapons firing] -Ah! 372 00:17:49,741 --> 00:17:53,093 This is not like laser tag! 373 00:17:55,486 --> 00:17:57,227 What is happening?! 374 00:17:57,358 --> 00:18:01,188 LURA: I warned you, tryouts would not be easy. 375 00:18:01,318 --> 00:18:04,365 Calica prepares you for real-world combat. 376 00:18:04,495 --> 00:18:07,237 Which is why I will not have a losing Calica team 377 00:18:07,368 --> 00:18:09,326 at this academy. 378 00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:13,025 Today's obstacle course is designed to show me 379 00:18:13,156 --> 00:18:15,115 what each of you is made of. 380 00:18:15,245 --> 00:18:17,726 Every move you make will gain or lose you 381 00:18:17,856 --> 00:18:19,554 one individual point. 382 00:18:19,684 --> 00:18:22,470 Any cadet who rings the bell of victory 383 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:23,732 at the end of the obstacle course... 384 00:18:23,862 --> 00:18:25,255 [neck cracks] 385 00:18:25,386 --> 00:18:27,388 ...wins a bonus point. 386 00:18:27,518 --> 00:18:30,173 The top eight cadets will make the team. 387 00:18:30,304 --> 00:18:32,871 The rest of you will live in shame. 388 00:18:33,002 --> 00:18:34,003 Begin! 389 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:37,224 [screaming] 390 00:18:37,354 --> 00:18:40,966 Release the drones! 391 00:18:45,536 --> 00:18:48,104 [indistinct yelling] 392 00:18:51,890 --> 00:18:54,545 There's drones, everyone, there's drones! 393 00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:58,027 Hey! You forgot about us! 394 00:18:59,246 --> 00:19:01,900 [clangs] 395 00:19:02,031 --> 00:19:03,728 DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS: Bonus point-- Lythe. 396 00:19:03,859 --> 00:19:05,948 [clangs] 397 00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:08,255 Bonus point-- Reymi. 398 00:19:08,951 --> 00:19:10,779 -[clangs] -Bonus point-- Lythe. 399 00:19:10,909 --> 00:19:12,781 [clangs] 400 00:19:12,911 --> 00:19:15,349 -Bonus point-- Reymi. -Whoo! 401 00:19:17,351 --> 00:19:19,135 [pants, groans] 402 00:19:19,266 --> 00:19:21,964 [clangs] 403 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,139 Bonus point-- Reymi. 404 00:19:23,270 --> 00:19:24,967 A little feedback? 405 00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:27,056 You're trying too hard. It's slowing you down. 406 00:19:27,187 --> 00:19:29,189 [chuckles] 407 00:19:30,755 --> 00:19:33,497 [powering up] 408 00:19:33,628 --> 00:19:36,152 The Calica game phaser. 409 00:19:36,805 --> 00:19:38,720 It will not win the game for you. 410 00:19:38,850 --> 00:19:40,504 GENESIS: Look who finally showed up. 411 00:19:40,635 --> 00:19:43,464 But it can keep you from losing. 412 00:19:43,594 --> 00:19:44,987 Better late than never. 413 00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:46,510 I'm showering with my delta from now on. 414 00:19:46,641 --> 00:19:50,035 The phaser has only one setting. 415 00:19:50,688 --> 00:19:52,255 Whoa. 416 00:19:52,386 --> 00:19:53,865 [Caleb groaning] 417 00:19:53,996 --> 00:19:55,258 Transport. 418 00:19:55,389 --> 00:19:57,129 -CALEB: Son of a bitch. -If you are hit, 419 00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:59,175 you will be beamed out of play 420 00:19:59,306 --> 00:20:02,222 and into the casualty box for the entirety of that round. 421 00:20:02,352 --> 00:20:05,442 You'll be able to rejoin your team 422 00:20:05,573 --> 00:20:07,662 in the next one. 423 00:20:07,792 --> 00:20:10,404 Do not be late again. 424 00:20:19,587 --> 00:20:21,719 Ooh. 425 00:20:21,850 --> 00:20:23,895 Lone wolf came to play. 426 00:20:31,294 --> 00:20:33,122 I thought you hated sports. 427 00:20:33,253 --> 00:20:35,603 I do. I hate them. 428 00:20:39,215 --> 00:20:41,086 LURA: Yes, Mir, yes! 429 00:20:41,565 --> 00:20:44,829 -[grunting] -No, Mir, no! 430 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,614 [buzzer sounds] 431 00:20:46,744 --> 00:20:47,397 DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS: Mir-- disqualification. 432 00:20:47,528 --> 00:20:49,225 [whistle blows] 433 00:20:52,315 --> 00:20:54,752 SAM: Genesis, where are the drones?! 434 00:20:54,883 --> 00:20:56,711 GENESIS: I can't see them through the smoke! 435 00:20:56,841 --> 00:20:58,365 [cadet muttering weakly] 436 00:20:58,495 --> 00:21:01,411 [screaming] 437 00:21:05,110 --> 00:21:06,895 [grunts] 438 00:21:07,025 --> 00:21:09,158 Come on. She's porous! 439 00:21:10,507 --> 00:21:12,422 RENO: Yeah, the best of us are. 440 00:21:12,553 --> 00:21:14,903 And it's permeable, not porous. 441 00:21:15,033 --> 00:21:17,209 Get your Ps straight. 442 00:21:17,340 --> 00:21:18,907 LURA: Five minutes left, cadets. 443 00:21:19,037 --> 00:21:22,824 If you want to make the team, impress me now. 444 00:21:22,954 --> 00:21:23,912 Pathetic. 445 00:21:24,042 --> 00:21:25,783 A little feedback? 446 00:21:25,914 --> 00:21:28,133 You're not trying hard enough. It's making you stupid. 447 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,231 -JAY-DEN: I want blood. -CALEB: There's no blood. 448 00:21:39,362 --> 00:21:40,972 -I want blood in it. -You need blood in food... 449 00:21:41,103 --> 00:21:42,844 -Absolutely. -...for you to consider it food? 450 00:21:42,974 --> 00:21:44,236 -To tear it to pieces. -That doesn't sound healthy, dude. 451 00:21:44,367 --> 00:21:46,413 That's the only way it should be. 452 00:21:46,543 --> 00:21:49,416 Rokeg blood pie, bregit lung 453 00:21:49,546 --> 00:21:51,287 with grapok blood sauce, 454 00:21:51,418 --> 00:21:54,116 heart of targ with blood sauce. 455 00:21:57,032 --> 00:21:59,339 [indistinct chatter] 456 00:22:00,992 --> 00:22:02,254 Hey, can you distract them for me 457 00:22:02,385 --> 00:22:03,865 -for a sec? -With what? 458 00:22:03,995 --> 00:22:06,302 I don't know. Use your biting humor. 459 00:22:06,433 --> 00:22:08,043 Nothing about me is funny. 460 00:22:08,173 --> 00:22:09,131 -[Caleb laughs] -JAY-DEN: Caleb. 461 00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:10,654 CALEB: That's funny. 462 00:22:10,785 --> 00:22:12,090 JAY-DEN: Caleb. 463 00:22:12,221 --> 00:22:13,483 -[indistinct chatter continues] -[sighs] 464 00:22:13,614 --> 00:22:15,224 Greetings, War College brethren. 465 00:22:15,355 --> 00:22:17,792 Hey. You. 466 00:22:17,922 --> 00:22:20,664 H-Hello, my name is Jay-Den. 467 00:22:20,795 --> 00:22:22,144 -Jay-Den. -Mm-hmm. It means 468 00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:24,233 "He who crosses oceans of fire." 469 00:22:24,364 --> 00:22:25,887 So, yeah. 470 00:22:26,017 --> 00:22:27,192 I'm Kyle. 471 00:22:27,323 --> 00:22:28,759 Hmm. 472 00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:30,631 It means Kyle. 473 00:22:30,761 --> 00:22:32,372 Mm-hmm. 474 00:22:35,113 --> 00:22:38,203 -Okay, great. -Uh, as we were discussing 475 00:22:38,334 --> 00:22:40,989 Klingon humor, I discovered two Klingon jokes. 476 00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:46,255 Waiter, what is this gagh doing in my aO'mat Gri? 477 00:22:47,735 --> 00:22:49,911 Screaming. 478 00:22:50,041 --> 00:22:51,608 Ah, uh, 479 00:22:51,739 --> 00:22:53,784 -because the gagh-- it's dying. -DZOLO: Come on. 480 00:22:53,915 --> 00:22:55,220 Well, hold on. 481 00:22:55,351 --> 00:22:57,919 What, uh... what was the second one? 482 00:22:58,049 --> 00:22:59,703 DZOLO: Please, no. 483 00:23:03,011 --> 00:23:04,708 CALEB: Excuse me, miss, don't I know you? 484 00:23:04,839 --> 00:23:05,666 TARIMA: Nope. 485 00:23:05,796 --> 00:23:08,190 Yeah, I do. Mm-hmm. 486 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:09,887 Tarima, right? 487 00:23:10,018 --> 00:23:11,889 Caleb Mir, tour guide? 488 00:23:12,020 --> 00:23:14,675 Turns out, you forgot to fill out a comment card. 489 00:23:14,805 --> 00:23:17,373 Shoot. I must've left it in my other pants. 490 00:23:17,504 --> 00:23:19,027 I can't remember how many stars I gave you. 491 00:23:19,157 --> 00:23:20,724 Five. Definitely five. 492 00:23:20,855 --> 00:23:23,161 Out of five? Doesn't sound like me. 493 00:23:23,292 --> 00:23:25,729 I get why you enrolled in the wrong school, 494 00:23:25,860 --> 00:23:27,862 but you could've just come to the Academy 495 00:23:27,992 --> 00:23:29,429 -and avoided me there. -Believe it or not, 496 00:23:29,559 --> 00:23:30,908 I didn't choose the War College 'cause of you. 497 00:23:31,039 --> 00:23:32,780 -Uh-huh? -Mm-hmm. 498 00:23:35,260 --> 00:23:37,088 Okay. 499 00:23:41,353 --> 00:23:43,573 Blink twice if this is a hostage situation. 500 00:23:45,923 --> 00:23:47,534 -Alternate theory. -Oh, yeah? 501 00:23:47,664 --> 00:23:49,057 Your whole life on Betazed was rules and walls, 502 00:23:49,187 --> 00:23:52,234 and now that you can go anywhere and be anything... 503 00:23:54,497 --> 00:23:55,977 ...you freaked out and you chose the War College 504 00:23:56,107 --> 00:23:57,457 'cause it's safer. 505 00:23:57,587 --> 00:23:59,502 Glib, reductive and stupid. 506 00:23:59,633 --> 00:24:01,983 -Love to be analyzed like this. -Hey, I get it. 507 00:24:02,113 --> 00:24:04,899 Too much freedom at the Academy, right? 508 00:24:05,029 --> 00:24:06,857 Too many ancient Bajoran scripture classes, 509 00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:09,947 interspecies ethics courses, and yoga clubs. 510 00:24:13,429 --> 00:24:15,779 So you decided to join the asshole factory instead. 511 00:24:15,910 --> 00:24:17,651 [scoffs] Oh, and we're done. 512 00:24:17,781 --> 00:24:19,217 Look, I didn't mean you're an asshole. 513 00:24:19,348 --> 00:24:20,610 I'm the asshole, okay? 514 00:24:20,741 --> 00:24:23,613 Look, I'm sorry, but... 515 00:24:23,744 --> 00:24:25,310 Anything before the word "but" is bullshit. 516 00:24:25,441 --> 00:24:27,487 No, no, no, you didn't even tell me. 517 00:24:28,618 --> 00:24:30,185 After everything that we've been through? 518 00:24:30,315 --> 00:24:31,621 [scoffs]: Everything? 519 00:24:32,535 --> 00:24:34,929 [laughs] 520 00:24:36,017 --> 00:24:37,453 Yeah. 521 00:24:37,584 --> 00:24:39,673 I don't know. I kind of thought we had some... 522 00:24:40,935 --> 00:24:42,980 ...energy between us. 523 00:24:45,243 --> 00:24:47,376 Was I completely wrong? 524 00:24:55,776 --> 00:24:58,169 [neuro-inhibitor beeping] 525 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:02,652 [exhales] 526 00:25:02,783 --> 00:25:04,872 Are you okay? 527 00:25:06,438 --> 00:25:08,353 Did I do that? 528 00:25:09,267 --> 00:25:11,052 [neuro-inhibitor whirs] 529 00:25:11,966 --> 00:25:14,229 Caleb, we're strangers. 530 00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:16,057 Oh, okay. 531 00:25:16,187 --> 00:25:18,146 -We are strangers. -Mm-hmm. 532 00:25:18,276 --> 00:25:20,714 -We're strangers, yeah. -You feel a certain way about me, 533 00:25:20,844 --> 00:25:23,586 and you think I feel that way, too, 534 00:25:23,717 --> 00:25:25,501 except I just haven't realized it yet. 535 00:25:25,632 --> 00:25:27,198 And you think if you keep barking at me, 536 00:25:27,329 --> 00:25:28,504 I'll eventually get there. 537 00:25:28,635 --> 00:25:31,551 You need all the school you can get. 538 00:25:44,215 --> 00:25:47,871 If you are here, then, congratulations. 539 00:25:48,002 --> 00:25:50,352 Your scores yesterday were slightly less terrible 540 00:25:50,482 --> 00:25:52,572 than everyone else's. 541 00:25:52,702 --> 00:25:53,573 Hmm. 542 00:25:53,703 --> 00:25:55,487 RENO: Or your score 543 00:25:55,618 --> 00:25:57,968 was just plain terrible, but... 544 00:25:58,099 --> 00:25:59,927 you fit the Lapling costume. 545 00:26:02,756 --> 00:26:03,757 [chuckles] 546 00:26:05,236 --> 00:26:06,629 Congrats, Lappy. 547 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:08,718 Welcome to the Calica team. 548 00:26:08,849 --> 00:26:10,328 -Sweet. It's an honor. -[Sam laughing] 549 00:26:10,459 --> 00:26:11,852 Yeah. 550 00:26:11,982 --> 00:26:13,462 -Oh... -RENO: And we didn't forget 551 00:26:13,593 --> 00:26:14,985 team captain. 552 00:26:15,116 --> 00:26:17,422 Lythe, Reymi, you guys tied. 553 00:26:17,553 --> 00:26:19,250 Commander Thok wanted you to settle it 554 00:26:19,381 --> 00:26:21,862 by digging each other's graves, 555 00:26:21,992 --> 00:26:24,691 uh, with the loser getting their eyes plucked out 556 00:26:24,821 --> 00:26:26,040 by a baby Gorn. 557 00:26:26,170 --> 00:26:27,650 Unfortunately, we weren't able 558 00:26:27,781 --> 00:26:31,045 to get that cleared by the Alumni Association. 559 00:26:31,175 --> 00:26:33,003 LURA: Side-by-side shoot-out. 560 00:26:33,134 --> 00:26:36,093 The winner is your captain. 561 00:26:36,224 --> 00:26:38,792 Computer, activate simulation. 562 00:26:38,922 --> 00:26:42,491 DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS: Simulation is activated. 563 00:26:42,622 --> 00:26:45,146 [cadets cheering] 564 00:26:51,587 --> 00:26:53,328 Target one-- tie. 565 00:26:53,458 --> 00:26:56,070 Target two-- tie. 566 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:59,029 Target three-- tie. 567 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,641 Target four-- tie. 568 00:27:03,468 --> 00:27:06,646 Target five-- tie. 569 00:27:07,255 --> 00:27:08,909 -Target six-- tie. -Six to six. 570 00:27:09,039 --> 00:27:11,346 Boy, you two just love a tie. 571 00:27:11,476 --> 00:27:14,436 First one to eight takes it. 572 00:27:14,566 --> 00:27:16,743 -Target seven-- tie. -Good focus. 573 00:27:16,873 --> 00:27:18,440 Making those daddy issues work for you? 574 00:27:18,570 --> 00:27:20,442 What did you say, you piece of shit? 575 00:27:21,399 --> 00:27:23,750 Target eight-- Reymi. 576 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,752 Target nine-- Reymi. 577 00:27:25,882 --> 00:27:29,407 Darem Reymi is your new Calica captain. 578 00:27:29,538 --> 00:27:32,019 [cheering and whooping] 579 00:27:37,807 --> 00:27:39,722 -[chanting]: Darem! Darem! -Not Darem. 580 00:27:39,853 --> 00:27:41,332 -Darem! Darem! -Not Darem Reymi. 581 00:27:41,463 --> 00:27:43,247 -Darem! Darem! -Who's the new Calica captain? 582 00:27:43,378 --> 00:27:44,945 -Darem! -Let's hear it. Come on, let's hear it, 583 00:27:45,075 --> 00:27:46,120 let's hear it, let's hear it one more time. 584 00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:48,035 [chanting]: Darem! Darem! 585 00:27:48,165 --> 00:27:50,124 -Let's hear it! Let's hear it! -[chanting continues] 586 00:27:50,254 --> 00:27:51,560 CALEB: What's that supposed to be? 587 00:27:51,691 --> 00:27:53,997 I believe it is a captain's chair. 588 00:27:54,128 --> 00:27:58,001 And I believe he is hoisted by his whooping posse of dudes. 589 00:27:58,132 --> 00:28:00,047 This guy's insufferable. 590 00:28:00,177 --> 00:28:02,745 -DAREM: Come on, let's hear it. -Darem! Darem! Darem! 591 00:28:02,876 --> 00:28:04,355 DAREM: Yeah, a little bit more, come on. 592 00:28:04,486 --> 00:28:06,575 -Darem! Darem! -[fanfare playing on-screen] 593 00:28:09,926 --> 00:28:11,449 NARRATOR: Do you aspire 594 00:28:11,580 --> 00:28:14,104 to be the best and brightest in the galaxy? 595 00:28:14,235 --> 00:28:15,976 [cadets screaming] 596 00:28:16,106 --> 00:28:18,456 [distorted bellowing] 597 00:28:18,587 --> 00:28:19,980 RENO: Good God. 598 00:28:20,110 --> 00:28:22,330 [indistinct yelling] 599 00:28:24,201 --> 00:28:25,507 [screaming] 600 00:28:25,637 --> 00:28:27,901 -Guys! -Come on, follow us. 601 00:28:28,945 --> 00:28:30,599 -Where am I? -Hey! 602 00:28:30,730 --> 00:28:32,601 Hey! [screams] 603 00:28:34,516 --> 00:28:37,171 NARRATOR: Exceed your physical... 604 00:28:37,301 --> 00:28:38,999 MALE: I don't want to bleed! 605 00:28:39,129 --> 00:28:42,219 NARRATOR: ...mental, and spiritual limits. 606 00:28:42,350 --> 00:28:43,786 [female screams] 607 00:28:43,917 --> 00:28:45,614 Be the captain of your own destiny... 608 00:28:45,745 --> 00:28:47,659 -[screams] -...at Starfleet Academy. 609 00:28:47,790 --> 00:28:50,401 LURA: Where did they find these people? 610 00:28:50,532 --> 00:28:52,447 [laughing] 611 00:28:57,104 --> 00:28:58,670 CALEB: Calm down. 612 00:28:58,801 --> 00:29:00,803 [tuts] 613 00:29:00,934 --> 00:29:01,978 -DAREM: That's funny? -Oh, yeah. 614 00:29:02,109 --> 00:29:03,588 Oh, you're laughing? Yeah? 615 00:29:03,719 --> 00:29:04,981 -DZOLO: Oh, yeah, at you. -Calm down. Calm down. 616 00:29:05,112 --> 00:29:05,852 DAREM: Do you want something to laugh at? 617 00:29:05,982 --> 00:29:07,244 Tonight, our atrium 618 00:29:07,375 --> 00:29:09,638 -after curfew. -Calm down. 619 00:29:09,769 --> 00:29:10,726 Calica. 620 00:29:10,857 --> 00:29:13,163 Right. Plan for a short night. 621 00:29:13,294 --> 00:29:15,165 DZOLO: Aye aye, Captain. 622 00:29:15,296 --> 00:29:16,819 Bye. 623 00:29:16,950 --> 00:29:18,908 [grunts mockingly] 624 00:29:22,956 --> 00:29:26,220 COMPUTER: Retinal biometrics and trace DNA confirmed. 625 00:29:26,350 --> 00:29:28,352 Welcome, Commander Kelrec. 626 00:29:28,483 --> 00:29:30,137 Your security's pretty serious. 627 00:29:30,267 --> 00:29:33,357 Well, we tried funny security, but no one felt safe. 628 00:29:33,488 --> 00:29:34,663 Tea? 629 00:29:34,794 --> 00:29:36,534 Computer, resume leisure protocol. 630 00:29:36,665 --> 00:29:39,624 [classical music playing] 631 00:29:41,278 --> 00:29:44,325 It's critical to use the proper tools. 632 00:29:44,455 --> 00:29:47,067 Fresh, dried leaves. 633 00:29:47,197 --> 00:29:49,199 Water... 634 00:29:49,330 --> 00:29:53,290 heated to 86.4 degrees Celsius. 635 00:29:53,943 --> 00:29:57,207 If one step is handled carelessly, 636 00:29:57,338 --> 00:29:59,601 the result is... 637 00:30:00,471 --> 00:30:02,256 [sighs] 638 00:30:03,257 --> 00:30:04,649 ...a weak cup. 639 00:30:10,177 --> 00:30:12,266 -Cheers. -You don't "cheers." 640 00:30:13,528 --> 00:30:15,530 Oh, if you must stir, 641 00:30:15,660 --> 00:30:17,924 uh, place the spoon at 12 o'clock, 642 00:30:18,054 --> 00:30:20,143 then softly fold the liquid back and forth 643 00:30:20,274 --> 00:30:22,711 12 times to six o'clock. 12... 644 00:30:24,495 --> 00:30:25,714 ...to six. 645 00:30:25,845 --> 00:30:27,672 Your kids accessed our security 646 00:30:27,803 --> 00:30:29,849 to get that footage, which was only possible 647 00:30:29,979 --> 00:30:32,155 -with an instructor's help. -Is that an accusation? 648 00:30:32,286 --> 00:30:34,375 A fact. I analyzed all the metadata. 649 00:30:34,505 --> 00:30:37,291 You aided and abetted the humiliation of my cadets. 650 00:30:37,421 --> 00:30:39,554 We learn more from our failures than our successes. 651 00:30:39,684 --> 00:30:42,644 And someone has to teach your cadets that life 652 00:30:42,774 --> 00:30:44,951 and war will come at them from all sides. 653 00:30:45,081 --> 00:30:47,301 Some of them came here in cargo holds. 654 00:30:47,431 --> 00:30:49,607 They don't need a reminder that life isn't fair. 655 00:30:49,738 --> 00:30:51,305 Apparently, they do. 656 00:30:53,742 --> 00:30:56,658 Put yourself in their shoes for a sec. 657 00:30:56,788 --> 00:30:58,138 The "E" word. 658 00:30:58,268 --> 00:30:59,487 [puzzled grunt] 659 00:30:59,617 --> 00:31:01,097 Empathy. 660 00:31:01,228 --> 00:31:03,273 These kids have no reason to believe in anybody. 661 00:31:03,404 --> 00:31:05,232 I-I want them to believe in me, 662 00:31:05,362 --> 00:31:07,669 and I need them to believe in you. 663 00:31:07,799 --> 00:31:10,280 Yeah, surprise. 664 00:31:10,411 --> 00:31:12,152 I got no problem with kids being kids, 665 00:31:12,282 --> 00:31:13,762 but your putting your thumb on the scale 666 00:31:13,893 --> 00:31:15,198 defeats both our purposes. 667 00:31:15,329 --> 00:31:16,983 Our cadets need to know 668 00:31:17,113 --> 00:31:20,203 that our campus is a level playing field. 669 00:31:20,334 --> 00:31:22,858 I'd call you naive, but you've got 300 years on me. 670 00:31:22,989 --> 00:31:25,208 352. [inhales sharply] 671 00:31:26,166 --> 00:31:28,298 This is only gonna get worse. 672 00:31:28,429 --> 00:31:29,952 Do you really want to risk shenanigans 673 00:31:30,083 --> 00:31:31,780 when the oversight committee gets here? 674 00:31:31,911 --> 00:31:34,696 I'm giving you a chance to end it. 675 00:31:34,826 --> 00:31:37,003 Chancellor, my cadets and I will continue 676 00:31:37,133 --> 00:31:39,222 to outflank, outmaneuver and outplay yours. 677 00:31:39,353 --> 00:31:40,441 And then you can decide 678 00:31:40,571 --> 00:31:42,617 how that "E" word is working out for you. 679 00:31:42,747 --> 00:31:43,792 Oh, yeah? 680 00:31:48,275 --> 00:31:50,146 Well... 681 00:31:50,799 --> 00:31:54,368 ...my 12 to six is your six to 12. 682 00:31:54,498 --> 00:31:56,196 So think about that. 683 00:31:57,153 --> 00:31:58,502 [door whooshes open] 684 00:31:58,633 --> 00:32:00,287 -What? -[door whooshes shut] 685 00:32:00,417 --> 00:32:02,071 Based on the measurable difference in our capabilities, 686 00:32:02,202 --> 00:32:04,421 -we have a 2.7% chance of winning. -DAREM: See, see? 687 00:32:04,552 --> 00:32:07,120 Exactly. See? This is our chance to prove ourselves. 688 00:32:07,250 --> 00:32:10,079 No, no, no, this is your chance to prove yourselves. 689 00:32:10,210 --> 00:32:11,646 -Okay? -I was about to say, lucky we have you, 690 00:32:11,776 --> 00:32:12,995 my right-handed, rule-breaking... 691 00:32:13,126 --> 00:32:15,215 I'm not your anything. 692 00:32:16,216 --> 00:32:17,565 Apparently, that's... 693 00:32:17,695 --> 00:32:19,523 -Premature? Mm-hmm. -Premature. 694 00:32:19,654 --> 00:32:21,047 And why did you have to say it was our atrium? 695 00:32:21,177 --> 00:32:22,700 I can't afford any more service hours 696 00:32:22,831 --> 00:32:25,573 if I want to get out of Starfleet this century. 697 00:32:25,703 --> 00:32:28,315 You were so ready to throw down when we first met. 698 00:32:28,445 --> 00:32:31,796 Are you really gonna let these idiots get away with this? 699 00:32:33,363 --> 00:32:34,625 Now, who's with me? 700 00:32:36,453 --> 00:32:37,802 Am I really the only one that believes 701 00:32:37,933 --> 00:32:39,761 they need their asses handed to them? Hmm? 702 00:32:39,891 --> 00:32:41,937 I'm with you! 703 00:32:42,807 --> 00:32:45,375 Every calculation says that they'll keep terrorizing us 704 00:32:45,506 --> 00:32:46,811 if we don't rally. 705 00:32:48,204 --> 00:32:49,945 -Caleb? -You're an idiot. 706 00:32:50,076 --> 00:32:51,251 That's a yes. 707 00:32:51,381 --> 00:32:53,383 Genesis? 708 00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:56,299 You know what kind of captain sends his team 709 00:32:56,430 --> 00:32:57,648 into a slaughter? 710 00:32:59,128 --> 00:33:00,782 One who got there by playing dirty. 711 00:33:03,002 --> 00:33:05,482 Hey, I win at all costs. 712 00:33:05,613 --> 00:33:07,223 I said that out loud. 713 00:33:07,354 --> 00:33:08,877 What'd you expect? 714 00:33:09,008 --> 00:33:11,184 I expected you to not use my family shit against me. 715 00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:15,318 Good luck... Captain. 716 00:33:24,110 --> 00:33:25,589 FEMALE: ...all-nighter for Xenolinguistics. 717 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:27,852 I'll make coffee. We'll be fine. 718 00:33:27,983 --> 00:33:29,898 DOT: Attention, cadets, please exit immediately. 719 00:33:30,029 --> 00:33:31,639 -Really? -The atrium is closed for cleaning. 720 00:33:31,769 --> 00:33:33,206 Ugh, this sucks. 721 00:33:36,383 --> 00:33:38,080 DAREM: Since we don't have access 722 00:33:38,211 --> 00:33:40,256 to an actual Calica field, this will have to do. 723 00:33:40,387 --> 00:33:41,605 We've divided the atrium in half-- 724 00:33:41,736 --> 00:33:43,520 your side and ours. 725 00:33:43,651 --> 00:33:45,131 Mascots on the risers. 726 00:33:45,261 --> 00:33:48,177 -Caleb, you ready? -Yup. 727 00:33:48,308 --> 00:33:50,310 This'll fool the insomniac and nocturnal cadets, 728 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:53,791 but once the sun's up, so goeth the jig. 729 00:33:53,922 --> 00:33:56,316 Okay, first to four points. 730 00:33:56,446 --> 00:33:58,709 Deal. And it's open season on the mascots 731 00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,059 if they leave the target zone. 732 00:34:00,189 --> 00:34:01,886 B'AVI: Targets will materialize 733 00:34:02,017 --> 00:34:05,020 when any player gets within five feet of the target zone. 734 00:34:05,151 --> 00:34:07,327 Your bleachers have been designated the casualty box. 735 00:34:07,457 --> 00:34:09,416 A Calica computer will monitor our gameplay. 736 00:34:09,546 --> 00:34:12,419 -Less talking, more humiliation. -Granted. 737 00:34:18,294 --> 00:34:20,601 Maybe be careful what you wish for. 738 00:34:23,169 --> 00:34:24,170 DAREM: Okay. 739 00:34:25,214 --> 00:34:26,563 You all focus on defense. 740 00:34:26,693 --> 00:34:28,260 -Protect... -OCAM: I'm late. 741 00:34:29,784 --> 00:34:31,351 That's what it looks like. 742 00:34:31,481 --> 00:34:32,874 -[laughs] -I'm a lapling. 743 00:34:33,004 --> 00:34:34,223 Oh, yeah. 744 00:34:34,354 --> 00:34:37,052 Man, I have seen tougher Tardigrades. 745 00:34:37,182 --> 00:34:39,054 -Oh, my head. -Okay, okay, the offensive plan 746 00:34:39,185 --> 00:34:42,535 -is me. -GENESIS: Just you? 747 00:34:43,231 --> 00:34:45,104 And what happens when that plan goes to shit? 748 00:34:45,234 --> 00:34:47,193 [scoffs] Couldn't stay away, huh? 749 00:34:47,323 --> 00:34:50,631 Yeah, teamwork makes the dream work. Mm. 750 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:54,809 Anyway, as I was saying, the offensive plan is just me. 751 00:34:54,939 --> 00:34:56,854 They'll be expecting a full-on offensive assault. 752 00:34:56,985 --> 00:34:58,682 Let's surprise them. 753 00:34:58,813 --> 00:35:00,858 Have faith in your captain. 754 00:35:00,989 --> 00:35:03,034 -You ready? -No. 755 00:35:03,165 --> 00:35:04,906 Bring it in. Come on. 756 00:35:07,387 --> 00:35:10,781 DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS: Players, take your positions. 757 00:35:13,741 --> 00:35:16,657 Mascots to the target zones. 758 00:35:16,787 --> 00:35:18,137 Bring it, Mugato. 759 00:35:18,267 --> 00:35:19,529 Why don't you blow my horn, Lapling? 760 00:35:19,660 --> 00:35:21,792 Whip it out, bro, whip it out. 761 00:35:21,923 --> 00:35:24,578 Game one begins in five, 762 00:35:24,708 --> 00:35:26,884 four, three, 763 00:35:27,015 --> 00:35:29,496 two, one. 764 00:35:29,626 --> 00:35:32,238 -Commence play. -[buzzer sounds] 765 00:35:35,676 --> 00:35:37,025 Stay back and give me cover fire 766 00:35:37,156 --> 00:35:38,722 and don't let them anywhere near Ocam. 767 00:35:38,853 --> 00:35:40,855 Ready? Now! 768 00:35:40,985 --> 00:35:43,162 -[grunts] -SAM: What? Uh... 769 00:35:49,255 --> 00:35:50,647 Go, cover Ocam. 770 00:35:50,778 --> 00:35:51,996 Okay, okay. 771 00:35:53,259 --> 00:35:55,348 Let's go. 772 00:35:55,478 --> 00:35:57,176 -Cover us. -Yep. 773 00:36:01,049 --> 00:36:02,529 OCAM: Guys, guys, guys, 774 00:36:02,659 --> 00:36:04,879 over there, really tall, handsome dude on the move. 775 00:36:05,009 --> 00:36:06,794 Genesis. 776 00:36:06,924 --> 00:36:08,491 Genesis! 777 00:36:08,622 --> 00:36:09,797 Kill him. Take him out! 778 00:36:09,927 --> 00:36:11,799 Take-- Come on, what is wrong with you?! 779 00:36:12,278 --> 00:36:14,280 Behind you, behind you, behind you. 780 00:36:14,410 --> 00:36:15,542 Hey, Princess. 781 00:36:19,981 --> 00:36:23,114 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Somebody help! Somebody help! 782 00:36:23,245 --> 00:36:24,551 [chime sounds] 783 00:36:24,681 --> 00:36:27,162 -First point to the War College. -Whoo! 784 00:36:27,815 --> 00:36:31,297 -Game two begins now. -[buzzer sounds] 785 00:36:32,907 --> 00:36:35,388 -A-Again, Darem? -[phasers firing] 786 00:36:38,173 --> 00:36:39,348 DAREM: Yeah, Caleb, shoot and move! 787 00:36:39,479 --> 00:36:41,307 Go, go, go, go! Shoot them all! 788 00:36:41,437 --> 00:36:42,656 Hunt them all! 789 00:36:42,786 --> 00:36:44,571 OCAM: Caleb, Caleb, Caleb, Caleb! 790 00:36:44,701 --> 00:36:46,312 That's what I'm talking about, Caleb. 791 00:36:52,535 --> 00:36:54,581 -[phaser fires] -[chime sounds] 792 00:36:54,711 --> 00:36:56,365 CALEB: Seriously? 793 00:36:56,496 --> 00:36:57,410 DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS: War College leads 794 00:36:57,540 --> 00:36:59,325 two games to zero. 795 00:36:59,455 --> 00:37:01,327 Game three begins now. 796 00:37:01,457 --> 00:37:03,024 OCAM: Shoot them, Sam, shoot them. 797 00:37:03,154 --> 00:37:04,112 [grunting] 798 00:37:06,288 --> 00:37:09,378 Caleb, over there, on your six... 799 00:37:10,510 --> 00:37:11,815 [grunts] 800 00:37:11,946 --> 00:37:14,601 Guys, are we even trying? 801 00:37:15,819 --> 00:37:18,126 -[chime sounds] -OCAM: No, guys, why? 802 00:37:18,257 --> 00:37:20,737 DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS: 3-0, War College. 803 00:37:20,868 --> 00:37:22,696 -Well played. -Match point. 804 00:37:22,826 --> 00:37:24,611 Time-out. 805 00:37:24,741 --> 00:37:26,003 One-minute time-out called by Starfleet Academy. 806 00:37:26,134 --> 00:37:27,048 SAM: What's our next play? 807 00:37:27,178 --> 00:37:29,180 Uh, I don't know. 808 00:37:29,311 --> 00:37:30,617 Hey. What are you doing? 809 00:37:30,747 --> 00:37:32,358 GENESIS: What are youdoing? 810 00:37:32,488 --> 00:37:33,533 -Huh? -Pull a strategy out of your ass or stand down. 811 00:37:33,663 --> 00:37:35,404 Sorry. Are you the captain? 812 00:37:35,535 --> 00:37:37,232 Are you? No, didn't think so. 813 00:37:37,363 --> 00:37:40,104 Come on. Come on! Come on! 814 00:37:40,235 --> 00:37:42,281 -Resume play. -[buzzer sounds] 815 00:37:53,466 --> 00:37:55,468 [grunting] 816 00:37:58,688 --> 00:38:00,299 -I like this game. -[buzzer sounds] 817 00:38:00,429 --> 00:38:02,431 Foul. Prohibited strike. 818 00:38:02,562 --> 00:38:05,391 Cadet Reymi will sit out the point. 819 00:38:05,521 --> 00:38:08,394 -You okay? -Mm-hmm. 820 00:38:08,524 --> 00:38:10,004 If we can't outmuscle them, 821 00:38:10,134 --> 00:38:12,354 -we outsmart 'em. -Offense. Hey! 822 00:38:12,485 --> 00:38:13,921 Get physical, get after them! 823 00:38:14,051 --> 00:38:15,575 [grunts] 824 00:38:15,705 --> 00:38:17,707 GENESIS: Okay, we need a real plan. 825 00:38:17,838 --> 00:38:19,622 SAM: What are you thinking? 826 00:38:19,753 --> 00:38:20,841 [Genesis sighs] 827 00:38:24,627 --> 00:38:26,542 DAREM: Genesis, come on! 828 00:38:26,673 --> 00:38:29,110 What are you doing? I told you what to do! 829 00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:32,374 -Come on! -No. I have a different strategy. 830 00:38:32,505 --> 00:38:34,028 Just wait for my signal, okay? 831 00:38:34,158 --> 00:38:36,117 Sam, I'm gonna need you to do something for us. 832 00:38:36,247 --> 00:38:37,205 SAM: Okay. 833 00:38:37,336 --> 00:38:40,034 Players, resume positions. 834 00:38:42,341 --> 00:38:46,345 Play will continue in three, two, 835 00:38:46,475 --> 00:38:49,043 -one. -[buzzer sounds] 836 00:38:49,173 --> 00:38:51,350 What are you doing at the replicators? Move back! 837 00:38:55,832 --> 00:38:57,878 That's not the plan! What are you doing?! 838 00:38:58,008 --> 00:38:59,488 Using our training. 839 00:38:59,619 --> 00:39:02,099 -They can't hit what they can't see. -[grunts] 840 00:39:02,970 --> 00:39:05,581 DZOLO: The smoke's too thick. Hold your positions. 841 00:39:05,712 --> 00:39:08,236 OCAM: So much smoke. I can't see. I can't see. 842 00:39:08,367 --> 00:39:09,629 DZOLO: Shoot the mascot! 843 00:39:09,759 --> 00:39:10,978 OCAM: Oh, no, they're shooting at me. 844 00:39:11,108 --> 00:39:12,283 Guys, they're shooting. 845 00:39:12,414 --> 00:39:14,155 Ocam, come on. What are you doing, mate? 846 00:39:14,285 --> 00:39:17,288 SAM: Just kidding. I'm not a mascot. I'm photonic. 847 00:39:17,419 --> 00:39:19,029 Sam. 848 00:39:20,727 --> 00:39:23,817 I can make myself permeable, bitches! [laughs] 849 00:39:23,947 --> 00:39:25,296 MUGATO: Hey, that's cheating. 850 00:39:25,427 --> 00:39:26,950 SAM: Nothing in the rulebook about it. 851 00:39:27,081 --> 00:39:28,691 [Sam laughs] 852 00:39:32,913 --> 00:39:34,305 Hi! 853 00:39:34,436 --> 00:39:36,264 MUGATO: No. No, no, no. 854 00:39:36,395 --> 00:39:38,266 No, guys, guys. 855 00:39:38,397 --> 00:39:40,355 -Boom! -3-1. 856 00:39:40,486 --> 00:39:42,270 That's how you do that! 857 00:39:42,401 --> 00:39:44,490 -[cheering] -First point for Starfleet Academy. 858 00:39:46,709 --> 00:39:49,233 OCAM: That was for you, my furry little friend! 859 00:39:49,364 --> 00:39:52,367 I'm all up in you, baby! Whoo! 860 00:39:52,498 --> 00:39:54,761 He used our own shots to locate us in the smoke. 861 00:39:54,891 --> 00:39:55,849 Smart. 862 00:39:55,979 --> 00:39:59,461 [cheering] 863 00:39:59,592 --> 00:40:01,985 Holy shit. We got a point! We got a point! 864 00:40:02,116 --> 00:40:04,074 B'AVI: They found a strategy that works-- 865 00:40:04,205 --> 00:40:07,034 -replacing you. -[muffled laugh] 866 00:40:12,213 --> 00:40:15,434 [indistinct chatter] 867 00:40:15,564 --> 00:40:17,827 GENESIS: Well, we can't pull that off a second time, 868 00:40:17,958 --> 00:40:20,439 but at least it's not a shut-out. 869 00:40:25,487 --> 00:40:27,968 Wait. You're... you're leaving? 870 00:40:28,098 --> 00:40:30,449 You're a better captain than I am. 871 00:40:30,579 --> 00:40:32,102 The team's yours. 872 00:40:32,233 --> 00:40:35,715 LURA: What in the sweet name of Qo'noS is this? 873 00:40:39,501 --> 00:40:41,721 Why is this always on my watch? 874 00:40:41,851 --> 00:40:43,244 You will pay! 875 00:40:43,374 --> 00:40:47,204 You will pay with blood, sweat and shame! 876 00:40:47,335 --> 00:40:49,511 Why are none of you crying?! 877 00:40:49,642 --> 00:40:51,121 -I'll cry. -Quiet! 878 00:40:51,252 --> 00:40:53,123 To your chancellors! Now! 879 00:40:56,083 --> 00:40:57,432 I got a lot of paperwork to get through. 880 00:41:07,224 --> 00:41:09,009 None of you have been paying attention. 881 00:41:09,139 --> 00:41:11,098 -For the record, I've actually been paying... -For the very last time, 882 00:41:11,228 --> 00:41:14,188 patience and empathy-- 883 00:41:14,318 --> 00:41:15,624 they are not concessions. 884 00:41:15,755 --> 00:41:17,452 -These are strat... -[scratching] 885 00:41:19,236 --> 00:41:20,194 Hello. 886 00:41:20,324 --> 00:41:21,456 Hi. 887 00:41:21,587 --> 00:41:24,111 Patience and empathy. 888 00:41:24,241 --> 00:41:28,289 These are strategies, tools. 889 00:41:29,159 --> 00:41:31,684 What... Mir? 890 00:41:31,814 --> 00:41:33,773 Are your pajamas covered in little accordions? 891 00:41:33,903 --> 00:41:35,949 They are tiny warp cores. You want to say something cute 892 00:41:36,079 --> 00:41:38,168 about it? Huh? Do ya? Do ya? 893 00:41:38,299 --> 00:41:42,608 You want to end this war once and for all? Show some growth. 894 00:41:42,738 --> 00:41:44,523 Growth! 895 00:41:45,567 --> 00:41:46,786 Is anybody listening? 896 00:41:46,916 --> 00:41:48,178 [imitating echo]: Listening? Listening? 897 00:41:48,309 --> 00:41:50,529 There will be no more after-hours 898 00:41:50,659 --> 00:41:52,269 shenaniganizing. I'm putting the campus 899 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:54,445 under lock and key with biometric security. 900 00:41:54,576 --> 00:41:58,711 I'm sure Chancellor Kelrec and his tea-loving eyeball... 901 00:42:02,149 --> 00:42:04,499 -[chuckles] -...would be flattered. 902 00:42:04,630 --> 00:42:07,415 Disciplinary menial labor assignments 903 00:42:07,546 --> 00:42:10,113 will be posted tomorrow-- 30 hours a person. 904 00:42:10,244 --> 00:42:12,812 -30... -According to Item 48.9B in the rulebook, seven hours... 905 00:42:12,942 --> 00:42:14,770 Woo-hoo! 35. 906 00:42:14,901 --> 00:42:16,250 Any other takers? 907 00:42:16,380 --> 00:42:18,557 Dismissed. 908 00:42:19,906 --> 00:42:22,735 Out! 909 00:42:22,865 --> 00:42:24,693 OCAM: She must be pissed if she's breaking the rules. 910 00:42:24,824 --> 00:42:27,391 Yeah. Maybe we should have just listened to what she said 911 00:42:27,522 --> 00:42:30,438 -and stuck to botany. -INSTRUCTOR: Quietly now. Quiet. 912 00:42:30,569 --> 00:42:32,658 [shushes] Quietly now. 913 00:42:32,788 --> 00:42:34,137 -PLANTS: Quietly now. -Quiet. 914 00:42:34,268 --> 00:42:35,878 -PLANT: Quiet. -[instructor shushes] 915 00:42:36,009 --> 00:42:37,445 -[plants shush] -It's okay. 916 00:42:37,576 --> 00:42:39,578 -PLANTS: It's okay. -Almost there. 917 00:42:39,708 --> 00:42:41,101 -PLANTS: Almost there. -Quietly now. 918 00:42:41,231 --> 00:42:42,972 -PLANTS: Quietly now. -Quiet. 919 00:42:43,103 --> 00:42:45,714 -PLANT: Quiet. -It's okay. Almost there. 920 00:42:45,845 --> 00:42:47,368 -PLANT: It's okay. Almost there. -PLANT 2: Almost there. 921 00:42:47,498 --> 00:42:49,631 [instructor and plants shushing] 922 00:42:49,762 --> 00:42:52,242 GENESIS [chuckles]: I think the chancellor was trying to tell us something. 923 00:42:52,373 --> 00:42:56,116 I know she just said "patience" and "empathy." 924 00:42:56,246 --> 00:42:59,554 But she also said, "End the war once and for all." 925 00:42:59,685 --> 00:43:01,512 We're gonna prank the War College. 926 00:43:01,643 --> 00:43:02,862 Yeah. 927 00:43:02,992 --> 00:43:04,907 We're gonna prank the War College so hard, 928 00:43:05,038 --> 00:43:07,867 -they'll write songs about it. -What? Now? 929 00:43:07,997 --> 00:43:09,999 Yes, now. If I'm getting busted, 930 00:43:10,130 --> 00:43:11,827 it's going to be worth it. 931 00:43:11,958 --> 00:43:13,699 We're gonna take what our chancellor taught us 932 00:43:13,829 --> 00:43:16,092 and wait for the right moment-- patience. 933 00:43:16,223 --> 00:43:19,705 And hit the War College back on their level-- empathy. 934 00:43:19,835 --> 00:43:21,837 Chancellor wants to see some growth? 935 00:43:21,968 --> 00:43:23,447 We're gonna show her some growth. 936 00:43:23,578 --> 00:43:25,188 We're gonna be doing disciplinary labor 937 00:43:25,319 --> 00:43:26,886 for the rest of our lives. 938 00:43:27,016 --> 00:43:29,497 RENO: This PADD is healthy as a newborn. 939 00:43:29,628 --> 00:43:31,325 What's the problem? Teething? 940 00:43:31,455 --> 00:43:34,110 -It's not receiving incoming messages. -Weird. 941 00:43:38,593 --> 00:43:39,638 DAREM: You know what? 942 00:43:39,768 --> 00:43:41,291 It's fine. 943 00:43:41,422 --> 00:43:42,771 -Uh, the problem must be on the other end. -Yeah. 944 00:43:42,902 --> 00:43:44,686 That happens. 945 00:43:44,817 --> 00:43:46,079 Look, kid, 946 00:43:46,209 --> 00:43:48,777 any message that you have to chase down 947 00:43:48,908 --> 00:43:52,041 does not deserve to be read... by you. 948 00:43:52,172 --> 00:43:54,130 It's fine. You don't... It's not... 949 00:43:54,261 --> 00:43:55,566 It's fine. 950 00:43:55,697 --> 00:43:57,699 A teenager with parental issues. 951 00:43:57,830 --> 00:43:59,832 Never before in the universe. 952 00:43:59,962 --> 00:44:01,572 People are simple. 953 00:44:01,703 --> 00:44:04,184 They either show up for you or they don't. 954 00:44:04,314 --> 00:44:07,143 -Oh, there you are, Commander. -Not a good time. 955 00:44:07,274 --> 00:44:08,449 Dispensing wisdom. 956 00:44:08,579 --> 00:44:10,277 We were having turducken for dinner, 957 00:44:10,407 --> 00:44:13,410 but now it can't exist because you forgot 958 00:44:13,541 --> 00:44:15,064 to prep the replicator. 959 00:44:15,195 --> 00:44:16,936 I'm sorry, kitten. My bad. 960 00:44:17,066 --> 00:44:18,241 Are you not respecting dinner? 961 00:44:18,372 --> 00:44:20,766 Dinner is important. 962 00:44:20,896 --> 00:44:23,856 We'll go out. Chinese? Ni'Vari? 963 00:44:23,986 --> 00:44:26,032 French. I want coq au vin. 964 00:44:26,162 --> 00:44:29,600 But with krada leg and grapok sauce. 965 00:44:29,731 --> 00:44:32,168 I'll make a res at Yvette's. See? 966 00:44:32,299 --> 00:44:35,563 Everything is gonna brie all right. 967 00:44:36,607 --> 00:44:38,044 -LURA: No. -Goodbye, my love. 968 00:44:38,174 --> 00:44:39,262 LURA: Even more no. 969 00:44:39,393 --> 00:44:40,916 [Reno sighs] 970 00:44:41,047 --> 00:44:42,962 French-Klingon fusion-- 971 00:44:43,092 --> 00:44:45,965 the cuisine I never knew that I needed. 972 00:44:46,095 --> 00:44:50,143 I left a starship on the edge of creation to be with her. 973 00:44:50,273 --> 00:44:52,667 That's what you call showing up for someone. 974 00:44:52,798 --> 00:44:54,800 Has anyone ever done that for you? 975 00:44:54,930 --> 00:44:58,717 I don't know. Maybe someone who was furious with you? 976 00:44:58,847 --> 00:45:02,372 Or maybe someone you repeatedly underestimated? 977 00:45:02,503 --> 00:45:05,767 Who is also your classmate named 978 00:45:05,898 --> 00:45:07,160 -Genesis? -I got it, I got it. 979 00:45:07,290 --> 00:45:09,031 I didn't know. I mean, you went far away. 980 00:45:09,162 --> 00:45:11,468 I was worried about you. 981 00:45:12,469 --> 00:45:15,516 So, technically, this doesn't require violence, but... 982 00:45:15,646 --> 00:45:18,432 The honor of my friends is bound to my own. 983 00:45:18,562 --> 00:45:20,913 -I will join you. -All right. 984 00:45:21,043 --> 00:45:23,263 -This needs to go like clockwork. -Mm-hmm. 985 00:45:25,831 --> 00:45:28,703 Aah! [mutters] 986 00:45:30,009 --> 00:45:31,619 [clears throat] 987 00:45:31,750 --> 00:45:33,403 Can I, uh...? 988 00:45:37,581 --> 00:45:41,890 Have I ever told you I used to play the belaklavion as a kid? 989 00:45:42,021 --> 00:45:44,719 -It's a Bajoran instr... -I know what it is. 990 00:45:44,850 --> 00:45:46,068 Do I care? 991 00:45:46,199 --> 00:45:50,203 Kids across the galaxy were starving, 992 00:45:50,333 --> 00:45:51,900 and I was playing fancy instruments. 993 00:45:52,031 --> 00:45:54,947 I played that thing until my fingers bled. 994 00:45:55,077 --> 00:45:57,166 My mom and dad were sitting right in the front row, 995 00:45:57,297 --> 00:45:59,734 and I... 996 00:45:59,865 --> 00:46:01,649 I missed a note. 997 00:46:03,390 --> 00:46:05,653 They left before I could finish the piece. 998 00:46:05,784 --> 00:46:08,047 That's my family. 999 00:46:08,177 --> 00:46:11,224 You're either the center of the universe or you're nothing. 1000 00:46:11,354 --> 00:46:13,313 Mom and dad issues. 1001 00:46:14,488 --> 00:46:15,794 Impressive. 1002 00:46:15,924 --> 00:46:18,144 Yeah. Had to beat you at something. 1003 00:46:19,275 --> 00:46:20,799 Look, I... 1004 00:46:20,929 --> 00:46:23,279 I took advantage of you when you opened up. 1005 00:46:23,410 --> 00:46:24,498 I'm sorry. 1006 00:46:24,628 --> 00:46:26,935 It's a big universe. 1007 00:46:27,066 --> 00:46:28,763 I can't expect everyone to play fair. 1008 00:46:28,894 --> 00:46:31,287 You had the right to expect it here. 1009 00:46:31,418 --> 00:46:32,767 He learned something? 1010 00:46:32,898 --> 00:46:34,160 Mm. He didn't mean a word of that. 1011 00:46:34,290 --> 00:46:36,684 Shut... up... Mir. 1012 00:46:41,776 --> 00:46:43,952 You lead... 1013 00:46:44,083 --> 00:46:45,954 I follow. 1014 00:46:46,085 --> 00:46:48,435 Okay. 1015 00:46:49,436 --> 00:46:52,265 Uh, one thing, though. 1016 00:46:52,395 --> 00:46:55,224 -The knife in the ribs. -[laughs] 1017 00:46:55,355 --> 00:46:58,227 Yeah. I was six. 1018 00:46:58,358 --> 00:47:00,055 Khionians have multiple appendixii. 1019 00:47:00,186 --> 00:47:02,057 -Oh, wow. -Appendixes. 1020 00:47:02,188 --> 00:47:04,233 -Appendixes. -Let's begin. 1021 00:47:04,364 --> 00:47:06,453 ♪ 1022 00:47:10,805 --> 00:47:12,111 The War College dorms 1023 00:47:12,241 --> 00:47:13,460 are secured during the day. 1024 00:47:13,590 --> 00:47:15,941 While the cadets are at class, someone will need 1025 00:47:16,071 --> 00:47:18,073 to disable the system so we can get in. 1026 00:47:18,204 --> 00:47:21,381 Where are we supposed to find someone with clearance? 1027 00:47:21,511 --> 00:47:25,124 Well, uh, yeah, it's not perfect. 1028 00:47:25,254 --> 00:47:27,691 I replicated it from memory, 1029 00:47:27,822 --> 00:47:30,085 and I had to guesstimate Caleb's size. 1030 00:47:30,216 --> 00:47:31,957 -My size? -Yeah. 1031 00:47:33,306 --> 00:47:35,177 I'm not wearing that. 1032 00:47:35,308 --> 00:47:37,005 Mugato, hey, what's up? 1033 00:47:37,136 --> 00:47:38,354 GENESIS: This part's way too techy 1034 00:47:38,485 --> 00:47:41,227 for anyone else to pull off. 1035 00:47:41,357 --> 00:47:42,663 Whoo! 1036 00:47:42,793 --> 00:47:44,056 Mugato. 1037 00:47:44,186 --> 00:47:45,840 FEMALE VOICE: Attention, cadets. 1038 00:47:45,971 --> 00:47:49,583 Afternoon classes will begin in five minutes. 1039 00:47:49,713 --> 00:47:51,367 GENESIS: Kelrec teaches battlefield resilience 1040 00:47:51,498 --> 00:47:53,630 every day from 1500 to 1630. 1041 00:47:53,761 --> 00:47:55,371 That is our window. 1042 00:47:55,502 --> 00:47:57,634 To temporarily disable the security system, 1043 00:47:57,765 --> 00:47:59,462 you'll need to get into his office. 1044 00:47:59,593 --> 00:48:02,639 Problem is, we need his cornea, 1045 00:48:02,770 --> 00:48:05,294 which is what the chancellor was trying to tell us. 1046 00:48:05,425 --> 00:48:08,254 Chancellor Kelrec and his tea-loving eyeball. 1047 00:48:08,384 --> 00:48:10,647 -That's you, Darem. -You want me to remove Kelrec's eye? 1048 00:48:10,778 --> 00:48:14,434 Hi. So, yeah, like you, I originally thought 1049 00:48:14,564 --> 00:48:17,263 that we were removing people's eyeballs and ganglia. 1050 00:48:17,393 --> 00:48:20,614 But it turns out, pranks aren't meant to draw blood. 1051 00:48:20,744 --> 00:48:21,615 Got it. 1052 00:48:21,745 --> 00:48:24,400 Sir? Sir? 1053 00:48:26,011 --> 00:48:29,057 I want to apologize for the illicit game of Calica. 1054 00:48:29,188 --> 00:48:31,494 This is a Khionian tradition. 1055 00:48:31,625 --> 00:48:32,626 You're not familiar 1056 00:48:32,756 --> 00:48:34,149 because you've never met a Khionian before, 1057 00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:36,021 -but we do this all the time. -Oh. 1058 00:48:36,151 --> 00:48:39,111 I offer you my deep remorse. 1059 00:48:39,241 --> 00:48:41,156 -That's quite enough, Cadet. -Please don't deny this 1060 00:48:41,287 --> 00:48:44,464 culturally sensitive moment, Chancellor Kelrec. 1061 00:48:53,821 --> 00:48:55,127 Thank you, sir. 1062 00:48:59,131 --> 00:49:01,611 JAY-DEN: With that polymer DNA imprint, 1063 00:49:01,742 --> 00:49:04,527 I can code the programmable biometric gel 1064 00:49:04,658 --> 00:49:08,836 to replicate any one of Kelrec's body parts. 1065 00:49:15,756 --> 00:49:18,063 COMPUTER: Retinal biometrics and trace DNA confirmed. 1066 00:49:18,193 --> 00:49:21,414 -CALEB: Yes. -Welcome, Commander Kelrec. 1067 00:49:21,544 --> 00:49:22,937 CALEB: So, once in, I'll override 1068 00:49:23,068 --> 00:49:24,373 the security grid so it shuts off, 1069 00:49:24,504 --> 00:49:27,463 but it'll only last 60 seconds. 1070 00:49:27,594 --> 00:49:29,770 We're gonna need someone fast to deliver the packages 1071 00:49:29,900 --> 00:49:31,337 while the cadets are at class. 1072 00:49:32,468 --> 00:49:36,907 It's go time. [chuckles] 1073 00:49:37,038 --> 00:49:38,648 And I'll deliver the gifts 1074 00:49:38,779 --> 00:49:42,043 and be out in under a minute, like Santa. 1075 00:49:42,174 --> 00:49:44,089 GENESIS: Oh, I almost forgot to mention, I juiced 1076 00:49:44,219 --> 00:49:45,438 the growth accelerant. 1077 00:49:45,568 --> 00:49:47,092 Nahla's plants were a little too cute for our purpose. 1078 00:49:48,571 --> 00:49:50,182 You'll see. 1079 00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:55,796 Once the security system comes back on line, 1080 00:49:55,926 --> 00:49:57,406 you'll need to haul ass 1081 00:49:57,537 --> 00:49:58,755 and make sure you don't get caught. 1082 00:49:58,886 --> 00:50:00,366 TARIMA: Hi, Caleb. 1083 00:50:01,976 --> 00:50:03,717 Where you running off to? 1084 00:50:03,847 --> 00:50:05,588 CALEB [high-pitched]: Caleb? Who-Who's Caleb? 1085 00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:07,764 And you should be in class, young lady. 1086 00:50:07,895 --> 00:50:09,070 -You should be ashamed of yourself. -Just stop. 1087 00:50:09,201 --> 00:50:10,332 Okay? I can sense you 1088 00:50:10,463 --> 00:50:13,422 through this ridiculous outfit. 1089 00:50:13,553 --> 00:50:15,555 Can we talk? 1090 00:50:16,817 --> 00:50:18,645 CALEB [sighs]: Do we have to? 1091 00:50:18,775 --> 00:50:20,473 [grunts softly] 1092 00:50:21,517 --> 00:50:23,215 [exhales] 1093 00:50:23,345 --> 00:50:26,000 I'm sorry I didn't tell you when I chose the War College. 1094 00:50:26,131 --> 00:50:29,395 I should have. I owed you that. 1095 00:50:29,525 --> 00:50:31,919 I just... 1096 00:50:32,050 --> 00:50:33,921 I didn't know how. 1097 00:50:34,052 --> 00:50:36,445 -You make me feel... -Amazing? 1098 00:50:36,576 --> 00:50:38,360 Exhilarated? Nuts? 1099 00:50:38,491 --> 00:50:40,710 Out of control. 1100 00:50:40,841 --> 00:50:43,670 I'm not like other Betazoids. 1101 00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:46,629 Back home I was able to manage it. 1102 00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:50,329 Now that I have the freedom to go where I want 1103 00:50:50,459 --> 00:50:53,593 and be who I want, that freedom... 1104 00:50:54,594 --> 00:50:55,986 ...it cost me something. 1105 00:50:56,117 --> 00:50:58,206 I think I'm getting the picture. 1106 00:50:58,337 --> 00:51:00,991 I didn't choose the War College 'cause of you. 1107 00:51:01,122 --> 00:51:04,691 I chose it so I can finally learn the discipline 1108 00:51:04,821 --> 00:51:06,736 of being in control of myself. 1109 00:51:06,867 --> 00:51:09,783 Okay, this place, it's-it's who I am. 1110 00:51:09,913 --> 00:51:13,003 -I mean, it's who I have to be. -Oh, come on. 1111 00:51:13,134 --> 00:51:16,137 You're no more "this place" than I'm the Academy. 1112 00:51:16,268 --> 00:51:19,401 Okay? Please don't fall for this "us versus them" shit. 1113 00:51:19,532 --> 00:51:21,795 You're the one who's angry 1114 00:51:21,925 --> 00:51:23,797 'cause I didn't choose your team. 1115 00:51:23,927 --> 00:51:25,973 You're at the Academy now, and you need 1116 00:51:26,104 --> 00:51:28,628 everyone to pick it with you because... 1117 00:51:28,758 --> 00:51:30,673 you don't have the guts to face your own choice. 1118 00:51:30,804 --> 00:51:32,284 I didn't choose anything. 1119 00:51:33,459 --> 00:51:35,504 It was either this or prison. 1120 00:51:35,635 --> 00:51:36,984 Okay? And I'm-I'm not... 1121 00:51:37,115 --> 00:51:39,291 What are you...? 1122 00:51:42,555 --> 00:51:44,209 [neuro-inhibitor beeping] 1123 00:51:48,213 --> 00:51:50,693 You're fighting yourself so hard. 1124 00:51:51,433 --> 00:51:55,742 Convincing yourself not to care about this place... 1125 00:51:55,872 --> 00:51:57,439 these people. 1126 00:51:57,570 --> 00:52:00,790 But I could feel you during the game, Caleb. 1127 00:52:00,921 --> 00:52:02,879 I can feel it now. 1128 00:52:03,010 --> 00:52:07,145 This is the first time you've felt part of a group. 1129 00:52:08,668 --> 00:52:09,756 And you like it. 1130 00:52:09,886 --> 00:52:11,149 [scoffs] 1131 00:52:12,715 --> 00:52:15,022 But you're afraid they'll let you down. 1132 00:52:16,502 --> 00:52:20,506 Control is... 1133 00:52:21,420 --> 00:52:22,856 [laughs softly] 1134 00:52:23,813 --> 00:52:26,164 ...overrated. 1135 00:52:31,125 --> 00:52:33,214 -[alarm sounding] -I win. 1136 00:52:33,345 --> 00:52:36,174 [laughs] 1137 00:52:36,304 --> 00:52:39,046 -This isn't over. -Mm-hmm, that's for sure. 1138 00:52:40,003 --> 00:52:41,483 DAREM: Hey! 1139 00:52:41,614 --> 00:52:43,268 Hey! Mr. Mugato. 1140 00:52:43,398 --> 00:52:44,356 Over here, come on. 1141 00:52:46,053 --> 00:52:47,881 Come on. 1142 00:52:51,014 --> 00:52:52,538 HOLO-GUARD: No running in the hallways. 1143 00:52:54,148 --> 00:52:57,151 No running in the hallways! 1144 00:52:57,847 --> 00:53:00,198 -Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. -Ah! 1145 00:53:00,328 --> 00:53:01,547 Thought you might need to be rescued. 1146 00:53:01,677 --> 00:53:03,157 The geniuses left their transporter module 1147 00:53:03,288 --> 00:53:04,680 in our changing room. 1148 00:53:04,811 --> 00:53:05,986 CALEB: Not bad. 1149 00:53:06,116 --> 00:53:07,292 How'd you find it? 1150 00:53:07,422 --> 00:53:08,554 Because I'm an all-seeing genius. 1151 00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:11,426 Chancellor assigned me lavatory duty. 1152 00:53:11,557 --> 00:53:12,775 Damn it, she's good. 1153 00:53:12,906 --> 00:53:14,951 No running in the stairwell. 1154 00:53:15,082 --> 00:53:18,825 GENESIS: Then all we have to do is wait until sunrise and... 1155 00:53:18,955 --> 00:53:20,566 [female screams] 1156 00:53:20,696 --> 00:53:22,742 [cadets screaming] 1157 00:53:40,499 --> 00:53:42,370 Kyle, come on. 1158 00:53:42,501 --> 00:53:44,677 I'm going to kill whoever did this. 1159 00:53:44,807 --> 00:53:47,984 I am going to literally rip them to shreds! 1160 00:53:48,115 --> 00:53:49,986 PLANT: Kyle, come on, I'm going to kill whoever did this. 1161 00:53:50,117 --> 00:53:52,989 PLANT 2: Kyle, come on, I'm going to kill whoever did this. 1162 00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:54,774 [overlapping plant chatter] 1163 00:53:54,904 --> 00:53:57,429 [cadets screaming] 1164 00:54:00,867 --> 00:54:02,347 What the hell is going on? 1165 00:54:02,477 --> 00:54:06,046 PLANTS: What the hell is going on? 1166 00:54:06,176 --> 00:54:08,004 -CADET: What are these things?! -CADET 2: Get outside! 1167 00:54:08,135 --> 00:54:09,267 PLANT: Get outside! 1168 00:54:11,399 --> 00:54:13,053 Oh! 1169 00:54:13,183 --> 00:54:17,144 [indistinct chatter, laughter] 1170 00:54:20,278 --> 00:54:22,541 Good morning. 1171 00:54:23,193 --> 00:54:25,370 Is the War College doing primal scream therapy now? 1172 00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:28,286 We are going to rip those weeds out and shove them 1173 00:54:28,416 --> 00:54:30,418 so far down your throat, you're gonna shit chlorophyll. 1174 00:54:30,549 --> 00:54:33,334 You will not. 1175 00:54:33,465 --> 00:54:34,466 Fall in. 1176 00:54:37,382 --> 00:54:40,298 The Vitus Reflux is a protected species 1177 00:54:40,428 --> 00:54:43,257 under Starfleet regulation 286.3. 1178 00:54:43,388 --> 00:54:47,130 286.4, actually. 1179 00:54:48,001 --> 00:54:49,698 Unless I'm mistaken, 1180 00:54:49,829 --> 00:54:52,440 it says disturbing the plant before it reaches adulthood 1181 00:54:52,571 --> 00:54:54,790 is a, a crime. 1182 00:54:54,921 --> 00:54:56,705 Maturation takes longer 1183 00:54:56,836 --> 00:55:00,796 if those plants sense any stress, 1184 00:55:00,927 --> 00:55:03,669 so keep calm if you can. 1185 00:55:04,670 --> 00:55:05,975 Oh, and it helps 1186 00:55:06,106 --> 00:55:08,543 to talk to them with patience. 1187 00:55:08,674 --> 00:55:10,850 And empathy. 1188 00:55:10,980 --> 00:55:12,808 [PADD chimes] 1189 00:55:13,853 --> 00:55:15,245 Oh. 1190 00:55:15,376 --> 00:55:17,422 Oversight committee has arrived, Chancellor. 1191 00:55:17,552 --> 00:55:19,075 Oh. 1192 00:55:19,206 --> 00:55:20,903 They'll be inspecting dorm rooms, too, 1193 00:55:21,034 --> 00:55:24,690 so you might want to try and, you know... 1194 00:55:24,820 --> 00:55:25,865 tidy up. 1195 00:55:25,995 --> 00:55:27,083 Shall we? 1196 00:55:27,214 --> 00:55:28,476 I yield. 1197 00:55:29,608 --> 00:55:32,088 The victory is yours. 1198 00:55:32,785 --> 00:55:35,396 I commend your cadets for their efforts. 1199 00:55:35,527 --> 00:55:37,006 And I yours. 1200 00:55:39,226 --> 00:55:41,489 They learned from the best. 1201 00:55:43,056 --> 00:55:46,364 -[Sam giggling] -The best? The best? 1202 00:55:51,586 --> 00:55:53,588 Later, guys. 1203 00:55:53,719 --> 00:55:55,242 Good luck. 1204 00:55:59,377 --> 00:56:01,074 CALEB: It was you, wasn't it? 1205 00:56:01,204 --> 00:56:03,032 You were one of the cadets who transported the first years 1206 00:56:03,163 --> 00:56:04,860 to the roof all those years ago. 1207 00:56:04,991 --> 00:56:06,601 NAHLA: What was that word you used? 1208 00:56:06,732 --> 00:56:09,343 -Legendary? -[scoffs] 1209 00:56:09,474 --> 00:56:10,736 -[laughing] -You've been dropping hints 1210 00:56:10,866 --> 00:56:11,954 since the War College first hit us. 1211 00:56:12,085 --> 00:56:14,392 Empathy plants, Kelrec's eyeball. 1212 00:56:14,522 --> 00:56:16,611 You even said, "Show me some growth." 1213 00:56:16,742 --> 00:56:18,657 -[laughing]: I know. -And then you made us think it was our idea. 1214 00:56:18,787 --> 00:56:20,136 Why didn't you just tell us? 1215 00:56:20,267 --> 00:56:22,661 And let you cheat? Like Kelrec? 1216 00:56:22,791 --> 00:56:24,489 Half the fun was seeing if you'd all actually do it, 1217 00:56:24,619 --> 00:56:26,142 and you did. 1218 00:56:26,273 --> 00:56:29,624 You executed it with exceptional brilliance 1219 00:56:29,755 --> 00:56:31,409 and grace. 1220 00:56:32,279 --> 00:56:34,194 -Sort of. -Man, 1221 00:56:34,324 --> 00:56:36,501 why does everything have to be a full-on lesson in this place? 1222 00:56:36,631 --> 00:56:37,937 'Cause it's a school, Caleb. 1223 00:56:38,067 --> 00:56:40,156 [both laugh] 1224 00:56:40,287 --> 00:56:43,246 And it's how we were taught. 1225 00:56:43,899 --> 00:56:47,076 The War College teaches its cadets to fight battles. 1226 00:56:47,207 --> 00:56:49,601 I'm teaching you to end wars. 1227 00:56:49,731 --> 00:56:52,995 To learn the patience to formulate a true strategy 1228 00:56:53,126 --> 00:56:55,694 and the empathy to understand your opponents 1229 00:56:55,824 --> 00:56:58,523 so you can disarm them. 1230 00:56:59,219 --> 00:57:02,222 That's what Starfleet needs to be again. 1231 00:57:02,352 --> 00:57:06,531 And leading through fear alone makes that impossible. 1232 00:57:08,097 --> 00:57:09,751 [sighs] 1233 00:57:12,972 --> 00:57:16,410 So, like, what would you say to someone 1234 00:57:16,541 --> 00:57:21,110 who just keeps choosing fear? 1235 00:57:23,765 --> 00:57:26,289 I literally am asking for a friend. 1236 00:57:28,466 --> 00:57:30,729 [sighs] 1237 00:57:30,859 --> 00:57:34,863 It isn't on you to control anyone but yourself. 1238 00:57:34,994 --> 00:57:36,386 [exhales] Wow. 1239 00:57:36,517 --> 00:57:37,779 Hard lesson. 1240 00:57:37,910 --> 00:57:41,522 But not all opponents are enemies. 1241 00:57:41,653 --> 00:57:44,133 And the more you play, the more they help you 1242 00:57:44,264 --> 00:57:45,874 live up to your potential. 1243 00:57:46,005 --> 00:57:47,963 Maybe you could do that for your friend. 1244 00:57:48,964 --> 00:57:50,313 Maybe. 1245 00:57:51,445 --> 00:57:52,925 We'll see. 1246 00:58:00,149 --> 00:58:01,977 [exhales] 1247 00:58:03,544 --> 00:58:05,633 [laughs softly] 1248 00:58:06,678 --> 00:58:08,506 [sighs] 1249 00:58:24,696 --> 00:58:27,525 [laughs] 1250 00:58:28,613 --> 00:58:30,702 LURA: Did you have this all gamed 1251 00:58:30,832 --> 00:58:32,921 when I first came into your office? 1252 00:58:33,052 --> 00:58:34,619 Not really. 1253 00:58:34,749 --> 00:58:37,317 But when you doubled down on the plant analogies, 1254 00:58:37,447 --> 00:58:39,754 it all came together. 1255 00:58:39,885 --> 00:58:41,408 I would have thanked you, 1256 00:58:41,539 --> 00:58:45,499 but I figured you'd need plausible deniability 1257 00:58:45,630 --> 00:58:48,415 if the oversight committee ever found out 1258 00:58:48,546 --> 00:58:52,158 the new chancellor had shenanned. 1259 00:58:54,900 --> 00:58:59,382 I... appreciate it. 1260 00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:02,690 I knew you were doing your job. 1261 00:59:04,257 --> 00:59:06,868 And you were doing yours. 1262 00:59:06,999 --> 00:59:08,957 I'll admit I couldn't see that. 1263 00:59:09,088 --> 00:59:11,220 I should have trusted it. 1264 00:59:11,351 --> 00:59:13,875 I'm going to meditate on trust. 1265 00:59:14,006 --> 00:59:16,095 What do you usually meditate on? 1266 00:59:16,225 --> 00:59:17,618 Decapitation. 1267 00:59:17,749 --> 00:59:19,533 [laughs] 1268 00:59:22,623 --> 00:59:24,538 DAREM: Dear Mother and Father... 1269 00:59:25,191 --> 00:59:28,194 Academy training remains rigorous, as expected. 1270 00:59:29,891 --> 00:59:32,938 What I hadn't anticipated and am coming to appreciate 1271 00:59:33,068 --> 00:59:35,201 are the lessons in leadership 1272 00:59:35,331 --> 00:59:37,420 that I could've never received anywhere else. 1273 00:59:37,551 --> 00:59:39,597 GENESIS: I think that one's mine. 1274 00:59:42,861 --> 00:59:44,297 Aye, Captain. 1275 00:59:45,341 --> 00:59:46,865 It's fascinating, really, 1276 00:59:46,995 --> 00:59:49,607 to be a part of a community where excellence 1277 00:59:49,737 --> 00:59:51,565 is prized and rewarded 1278 00:59:51,696 --> 00:59:55,134 but not to the detriment of its individual members. 1279 00:59:55,264 --> 00:59:58,137 One can lead and be led 1280 00:59:58,267 --> 01:00:00,748 with empathy, patience. 1281 01:00:00,879 --> 01:00:04,230 And not just for others but for oneself as well. 1282 01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:05,927 SAM: Aye, Captain. 1283 01:00:06,058 --> 01:00:08,147 DAREM: I never knew such a thing was possible. 1284 01:00:08,277 --> 01:00:10,279 [chuckles] 1285 01:00:14,283 --> 01:00:19,941 Perhaps this is what friendship and family are meant to be. 1286 01:00:20,594 --> 01:00:23,162 Perhaps this is who I am meant to be. 1287 01:00:37,524 --> 01:00:38,960 GENESIS: Heads up. 1288 01:00:43,878 --> 01:00:45,837 Welcome to the team. 1289 01:01:07,206 --> 01:01:08,511 It's perfect. 1290 01:01:11,253 --> 01:01:13,255 Check this guy out. 1291 01:01:13,386 --> 01:01:15,518 [all oohing] 1292 01:01:18,565 --> 01:01:22,177 Captioning sponsored by CBS 1293 01:01:22,308 --> 01:01:24,310 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 86436