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You're over here jerking off our swap son.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

You're sitting too close to me. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. You're literally like

touching me. Squish over.

No. Yes.

Will you two just stop fighting?

That's right. It's been like this all week.

Fine.

Don't be sick.

I'm not.

Stop touching me, okay?

I'm not. Squish over. Why don't you two just pick a movie?

Okay.

I want to watch something romantic with Ryan Gosling.

He's hot.

What? That's lame.

I want to watch action movies. No.

We're watching romantic.

I don't want to watch a romance movie. No. We're watching a romance movie.

No. It's mine. Give me the remote.

Give me it. I want it. No.

We're watching romantic.

No. We're watching an action movie.

I win.

Whoa. Holy shit.

Honey. What?

Nice tits.

Leave your swap sister alone.

No more fighting.

Fine.

Come with me.

We need to do something about these two.

What are you getting at?

Just follow my lead.

Oh, that actually worked.

Yeah, they're getting along so well.

Yeah, they're acting rather mature.

Well, they aren't fighting, at least.

Come on, sweetie.

Why don't you show mommy what you got?

Oh, it's good.

I want to try this cocktail.

It's so hard when you do that.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Thank you.

I got it.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh,

God.

Oh, God.

Oh,

this was amazing.

Yeah? Yeah. Thank you.

Thank you.

I guess the trick is just to fuck it out.