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You're over here jerking off our swamp, son.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

I did the dishes last night. It's your turn to do them. That's how this works.

You do them one night, I do them the next.

So... Yeah, but listen, I don't want to do them. You never rinse off your dishes

and then the little grimy food builds up and it's gross.

I just, I hate that you're so gross.

I hate that you refuse to do the dishes when it's clearly your turn.

Yeah, well, at least I don't leave the toilet seat up.

I'm using the bathroom. What are you talking about? Just stop it.

Shut up.

Listen, we might be a swap family, but we're still a family.

Yeah.

You two need to get along and respect each other like a real family does.

It's important for us to work this out.

So we can get some peace and quiet.

And a few hours of you guys not fighting.

Yeah, well, at least I'm not the one leaving my cummy boxers all over the

bathroom floor. It's disgusting.

She leaves her dildos in the dishwasher.

How am I supposed to get something to drink with your toys just everywhere?

is not a dildo. This is my best friend.

Okay? And plus, I have to wash them. It's not like anybody here is fucking

Alright, that's it.

Final warning get along or out

Give

that

back. What are you doing? I'm changing back to what I wanted to watch

asshole you're the one who keeps taking the remote it's my turn and my favorite

show is about to come on I've had enough me too I couldn't find that getting a

long shirt so you're gonna have to wear this what the fuck is this no way

it's either this or you're both grounded until the end of the swap that's not

fair we are done with you guys arguing it's this or you're grounded

Whoa,

what are you doing?

It's underwear.

You have to be naked, right?

Uh, honey, I don't think you're supposed to.

Wow.

So, are we putting on the stupid underwear or not?

Yeah, but I...

should be naked?

Well, they can't stand each other. I'm sure nothing's going to happen.

Okay, you guys wear that and be nice for a few minutes.

Come on, I don't want to get grounded.

What are you waiting for?

Get in.

Yeah, uh...

Stop

rubbing your dick all over me.

Maybe you could just pretend it's one of your toys.

Well, at least my toys aren't annoying like you.

Maybe we should just fuck and get it over with.

I mean, we haven't been fighting this whole time, so...

You're

annoying, but you're really hot.

Thanks. You're really gross, but...

Okay, they're getting along, they're not complaining.

I'm astounded.

I'm so glad it is over.

Ah, yes, yes.

Well, um...

Look, look, look, look, look, look, look.

Oh my god.

Oh my goodness.

Is it you?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Hmm.

Oh, God.

Thank you.