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There's so much medical work today.

I know. I hate Mr. Baird. He's the worst.

He gives us too much work. I don't understand.

I know it works.

We've got to do it or else Mom and Dad are going to get mad.

Yeah, you're right.

At least next week's field trip is going to be awesome.

But it's kind of stupid that they're making Mom and Dad find a permission

Right? I know they are, and we're step -parents, but we're both over 18 now.

Like, why do we even need permission slips?

Welcome home.

We're nudists. Surprise.

We decided today.

Isn't it amazing?

I feel great.

What are you guys doing?

We're nudists. Yeah.

Does it look like we're joking?

Isn't this great?

What? Is this like some kind of joke? It's not funny.

Are you joking? No.

I'm not joking. I'm not joking. Do we look like we're joking?

Yeah.

Guys, you guys can't be doing this. I don't know why this is happening.

Well, because we want to. Yeah. Because we want to.

There's no reason. We're just happy like this. Yeah.

It's a big decision.

Don't worry. You'll get used to it. Maybe you and your stepsister will even

us. So much fun.

Yeah, it'd be great.

I don't know. This is so crazy.

Oh, well, you know, this is our house, and you live here. And if you don't like

it, you can move out.

I'm kidding. We love you. I hope you stay.

Yeah.

Um, okay, but this is kind of new and weird for us, so... Don't worry.

You'll get used to it. In fact, I planned a special dinner for tonight to

celebrate our new way of life.

Yeah. Are you going to eat naked, too?

Uh, yeah.

Everything. Everything naked, always.

Forever and always, we will be naked under this roof.

It's so good. Do you want to come help me cook? Of course I do.

We're going to go make dinner. We'll see you guys in a little bit. Yeah, okay.

Oh, God.

What the fuck's going on?

I don't know what got into them.

They're acting weird, but I guess they're happy.

I guess.

All right.

We're living our new life.

I can't believe Mom and Dad are still walking around naked.

You'd think by now they'd come to their senses or something.

I know. I mean, they're our step -parents.

They're supposed to be setting a good example for us.

Now they've, like, really gone off the deep end.

Yeah.

Well, I'm glad that you're still my step -sister and you haven't gone off the

deep end like them.

So you're the only one in the family that I can actually trust now.

I feel the same way.

We'll look out for each other. Going out everywhere.

Oh, God.

Come on, man.

What are you kids watching?

Can you get out of the way, please?

I just came in because I thought you might want some oranges.

I'm good.

You know, me and your stepmom, we raised you better than this.

Not to judge people.

Well, you're the one that's in... Never mind.

Can you just please move out of the way?

Okay.

But if you want something juicy in your mouth, you just let me know.

Okay. Alright.

Uh, just some homework.

You need help?

Uh, okay.

What is this? What subject?

Uh, math.

Oh, sweetie, this is my best subject. I help your sister out with this all the

time.

Let me help you.

Oh, no, you gotta go here, and then here.

Yeah, yeah, like that.

Right there.

Okay.

Carry the three? Carry it down.

See? This was my best subject in school. You're good.

What are you doing?

Oh, well, you should do the next one.

Okay. Yeah, yeah. You got this.

All right, ready?

Yeah.

Left hand, green.

Okay.

You can do it. There you go.

That is right foot yellow.

Okay. All right. Okay.

There it is.

There it is. There. There.

All right. I'm going to do that. Ready?

And right hand green.

Oh, okay. Okay.

All right. Get it?

There we go. I'm on. Oh, my God.

Who's going to spin it now?

Yeah, me too, baby. You got it.

Right foot.

Great.

What are you guys doing?

Eddie, welcome home. Hi, Eddie.

Come play with us. We need a spinner.

You too?

We can really share, like, everything as a family.

Oh, my God.

You guys mean that you three did it together?

Yeah, that's exactly what I mean.

It was beautiful.

I couldn't live without it.

Sarah, nap out of it. I thought you were on my side.

I am on your side, Eddie.

I just want you to be happy, like me.

Yeah, um, why don't you join us?

We'll make it so good for you.

Mm -hmm.

Okay. Okay.

I'll do it. You won't regret that.

That's part of being a nudist.

Beautiful.

Come on, Daddy. Get in on that.

Oh, yeah, you've got to light that heart.

Oh, let me try.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh, wow.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my god, that's a great idea.

Yeah, you really should.

This is...

Oh, it's too hot in there.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Danny, give it to me.

Oh my god. The clock is great.

Wow.

Oh, my God, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God, you can't. Honey, look.

Look what she could do.

Balls and all.

Wow.

Yes, yes.

But it's good.

Oh, spinning image.

Perfection. Oh, yes. Fuck.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Let's see right over here. Fuck, yeah.

and go give your brother

No more secrets.

Not between family. Never between family.