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You're over here jerking off our thwop, son.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

Okay, we need to make a grocery list for dinner. I want chips.

Ooh, pizza.

Burgers. And cookies. Don't forget the cookies.

No cookies.

Well, why not?

So I went to this weight loss website, and they said I had to have the cookies

disabled.

That's pretty lame.

Well, I think we're going to get along very well. I like jokes and pranks.

Don't be playing jokes and pranks with our emotion.

Yeah, we talked about it, and we're pretty vulnerable.

Yeah, this is embarrassing, but I asked to not be played with the swap family

because I think the swap dad's pretty hot.

And I don't want this to be about sex.

Isn't that a good thing?

Moms and dads are supposed to have sex.

Well, I get what she means.

I asked for a dorky swap brother, not a player.

Yeah, we just want to swap about normal family stuff.

Right. No drama.

We don't want to be floods.

I'm not going to lie.

I'm going to try to fuck both of you.

Hold it.

I'm going to have to be the grown -up here and have sex with both of these

ladies before you do, Junior.

Good one, Dad.

Well, you can try.

But maybe it would be easier for you if you did some nice things for us.

You got it? I do, thank you.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Hey, are you okay? Do you want a massage, maybe?

Oh, uh, yeah, actually that would be great.

Hey, could you do me a favor? Like what?

Could you grab my slippers? My feet are a little cold.

Sure, I'd love that.

Oh, hi.

We were just talking about you.

Oh, I bet I hope.

Oh, not at all.

I was... Actually just telling her about how you helped me with my homework and

gave me the best massage ever.

And that's just about the sweetest thing I've ever heard. All that talk earlier

about sex, that was just for show, wasn't it?

Mm -hmm. And how Dad gave Mom a nice cup of tea and even swept the

floors. You guys have done really good with this swap.

Not pervy at all.

Yeah. So, what's up?

Well, honestly, I can't stop thinking about fucking you both.

Well, you kind of deserve it, but... That's why Dad sent me here.

No way.

You're lying.

That's been the only thing holding us back. You know, after we made a big fuss

about not being plus and everything earlier.

I'm not lying. I'll prove it.

Hey, Dad!

What? Did you meet both of them?

What's the point of fucking one?

What a nice clock you have.

Is this what you were hoping for?

I love you.

oh

That's the way she thinks she talks.

That's the best walk family ever.

Oh, my gosh.

Thank you.

I feel this cough in my pussy.

Yeah, fuck yourself, mom.

Fuck.

Oh.

Hey, son, have you seen my... Holy shit!

Hey, soft daddy.

Why don't we make this a truth walk?

I guess next time we'll bring mom slippers.

Thank you.

Yes.

I'd love to.

Amen.

Thank you.

Oh, yes.

I'm having fun.

Oh, my God.

I just want to let you call me my pussy.

Yeah, I want it. I want to feel you throwing me up. Oh, my God.

Can you keep going?

Oh, my God. I can't. I can't do it to you. Oh, my God. Suck me until I feel

I have to.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Uh -huh.

What are you talking about? Oh, nothing. It's just a joke with me and Junior.