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It's your turn to do them. That's how this works. You do them one night, I do

them the next.

So... Yeah, but listen, I don't want to do them. You never rinse off your dishes

and then there's all this grimy food built up and it's gross.

I just, I hate that you're so gross.

I hate that you refuse to do the dishes when it's clearly your turn.

Yeah, well at least I don't leave the toilet seat up.

I'm refusing the bathroom. What are you talking about? Just stop it.

Shut up.

Listen, we might be a SWAT family, but we're still a family.

Yeah.

You two need to get along and respect each other like a real family does.

It's important for us to work this out so we can get some peace and quiet in a

few hours of you guys not fighting.

Yeah, well, at least I'm not the one leaving my tummy boxers all over the

bathroom floor. It's disgusting.

She leaves her dildos in the dishwasher.

How am I supposed to get something to drink with your toys just everywhere?

is not a dildo. This is my best friend.

Okay? And plus, I have to wash them. It's not like anybody here is fucking

Alright, that's it.

Final warning.

Get along or else.

Ugh,

gross.

Keep that back.

What are you doing? I was watching you.

I'm changing it back to what I wanted to watch.

You're such an asshole.

You're the one who keeps taking the remote. It's my turn and my favorite

about to come on.

I've had enough.

Me too.

I couldn't find that getting a long shirt, so you're going to have to wear

What the fuck is this?

No way.

It's either this or you're both grounded until the end of the swap. That's not

fair. We are done with you guys arguing.

It's this or you're grounded.

I don't want to get grounded.

Whoa, what are you doing?

It's underwear.

You have to be naked, right? Uh, honey, I don't think you're supposed to.

Wow.

So, are we putting on the stupid underwear or not?

Yeah, but I... Do you think they should be naked?

Well, they can't stand each other. I'm sure nothing's going to happen.

Okay, you guys wear that and be nice for a few minutes.

I don't wanna get grounded.

What are you waiting for?

Get in.

Yeah, uh...

Stop

rubbing your dick all over me.

Maybe you could just pretend it's one of your toys.

Well, at least my toys aren't annoying like you.

Maybe we should just fuck and get it over with.

I mean, we haven't been fighting this whole time, so...

You're

annoying, but you're really hot.

Thanks. You're really gross, but...

Nothing.

I'm a stack.

There.

Ah, yes.

Yes.

Yes, yes.

Oh.

Thank you.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

That was so hot.

Oh, my God.

Very nice to see you.

I love you.