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What's this? This is the finishing

touches for my magic show. God,

you really gone through with this?

Yeah, absolutely. Look, honey, your

family think I'm some unskilled office

worker. OK? Now I'm going to

show them that I have. Proper

skills actually. Could you end

up embarrassing yourself?

Ohh I have a competitive side but

not with other people with myself. So

this magic show is going to be

the best it can possibly be.

Sound like Madea. No, I sound

stupendous. OHS magician there. It's not

just the name, it's a way

of life.

Look, you keep asking and asking, but I

can't do it. I will continue to hound you

until you buy my half of the business.

Ian. No, I'm sorry. That's not fair. I

can't afford it. Figure it out.

But there's so much about Rebecca. Yes, I

know she wants a ton of money for her

half of the business. She will not leave

me alone. I can't do it. I can't do

it. If I do, it'll be ruined. The whole

business is gone. His ex-wife is always

talking to him. She always finds the

reason just because I have Ian, she

wants him too. It's pathetic.

Do you think you could have me? You know,

tonight? Don't get your hopes up.

I am not wearing this, what you talking

about? You look great. It's practically

crutches. I just want the show to be

the best that can possibly be.

Here today.

Gone tomorrow.

Ryan, I need you to help set mom

up with someone. She's hounding Dad.

She's so lonely. Well, my friend Mike,

he's coming to see the show today. You

know, he's a pretty cool guy. French,

well dressed, handsome, sophisticated.

But like me, I think that's why we're

such good friends, you know, got such a

lot in common. Yeah, and maybe you

could set them two up during your act.

So, Corey, I'd love to help you, OK? But

this is a serious magic show, all right?

I don't want to risk it. I did tell her

be a bit too difficult for you to do.

Well, it's not. It's not too difficult.

Yeah, I can do that.

OK, we're going to need your mom's help

though. Ryan has asked me to be his

assistant in his magic show, but he's

assured me it's very classy seeing the

outfit. Really classic.

Hi, Mike, I'm going to miss

you.

So are you kind of a

magic? Well, I do love it

when the girls make my cup

disappear. Ohh wow, that's so naughty.

Everybody take your face. The show

is about to begin.

Yeah.

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great stupendous

OHH.

We'll see later.

From my first trick, I shall need

a volunteer.

Just one volunteer to perform

a trick with my glamorous

assistant. Me, me, me. Me.

Mike. Yes. Yeah. Come on

stage. Welcome, Mike. Everyone. Now

Mike and Rebecca shall head

behind the curtain of despair.

And with a few magic words.

They shall be transported into

another realm.

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sorry.

Was online. So how long must we wait

here? Well, he brings us back at the

end of the show.

So we have to kill the time.

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Corny Frenchman.

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What you doing?

Umm.

Thank you. Thank you. And now

it is time to bring back

Mike and Rebecca.

Quick ship, quick and with

a few magic words we

shall bring them back.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

It was brilliant. They disappeared with

gloves on and came back without on.

Y'all have to agree. And you know

since then Rebecca hasn't once mentioned

me buying her out. Now that is

real magic. I think

they'll be remembering that show for

quite a while. Not because your tricks.

They see my mum naked. Ohh, planned.

What the hell does magic would use?

You have to make the magic believable,

Sienna. It's all about showmanship.

I'm so happy, Mike, He's showing

me things that I didn't think

were possible, sexual things. He isn't

these.

She's amazing. I can get

you know, so for.

** **** is very sad.

And is not inside you? Ohh, you don't

like it?We

got happy ****.

Ohh, yeah. Ohh. Yeah. Well,

you know what? I've got

to say it. We are

one truly bizarre family. But

you know something? I wouldn't

trade it for the world.

Our group hug. No, no, no. It's like

everyone. Yeah, no, don't, don't spoil

it. Too much. Yeah, too much, too much.

That was beautiful. How about we make

an early night then? Why not? That's

a great idea.