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Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.

Oh,

Ethan, where did you come from? What are you doing here? I was just coming over

to grab Alex real quick. We're supposed to go to the gym.

Uh, he's not here.

He's not here yet? No, he's at the gym.

What the fuck? You told me he'd be here.

He hasn't been here.

God in the very long either. I think he's probably going to be at least 30

minutes to an hour.

Damn, what a dick. All right, well, I'll bring these in for you.

Well, thank you.

Did you guys have a plan?

Yeah, I was just going to see the game.

So, Ethan, how's college going?

Well, I'm sick of studying, but it's not bad.

Yeah? Are you still playing basketball?

No, I fucked up my league.

I've been chilling this season.

Oh, really?

Yeah. I was kind of wondering why you weren't at the gym with Alex.

Well, I went to the gym yesterday. It was my off day.

Okay.

And I didn't know he was going.

Oh, he didn't see anything?

No, it was supposed to be a football game.

Oh, I'm sorry you're missing it.

It's okay.

Hopefully he comes back soon.

Yeah, you never know with him.

He gets carried away sometimes.

Sometimes? Sometimes he is crazy.

Very true.

Thank you for making me food, by the way. I appreciate it. Yeah, absolutely.

Are you okay with chicken?

Yeah, of course.

You want lettuce, tomato, the work?

Everything but mushrooms.

Perfect.

You college kids, they're always so hungry.

Starving.

Growing. It's like you never stop eating.

So, Ethan, do you like grape?

Of course. Thank you.

Absolutely. So awesome.

Are you dating anyone right now?

No, I'm just keeping my options open right now.

That's a good idea.

Wow, thank you so much.

Yeah, thank you.

Hey, so when you finally catch up with Alec, can you let him know to put some

laundry? Yeah, of course. He needs to get thrown in the dryer, and I know he

won't remember.

Of course.

I do.

It's good to see you. I just got to run. I got to go get ready for more errands

to run, but enjoy your sandwich. Thank you.

Oh, they're gonna love this shit.

What's up, motherfuckers?

Guess who's better, man?

Alex's mom.

Bro, I just banged her, bro. She made me a sandwich.

I was fucking her from the back. She was licking on my crack.

Feeding me grapes while I was making a gape.

Bro, I took my dick and shoved it down her throat. I was like...

She was eating that shit. She was like, this is the biggest I ever had. She

called me daddy and shit. Bro, now I gotta tell Alex that his mom called me

daddy.

Crazy shit.

What the hell were you doing in my bed, Ethan?

I thought you left.

I did, but I forgot my phone. I needed to come back and get it.

Doesn't explain why you're in my bed.

And why are you talking like that?

I thought you were like a nice guy.

I am a nice guy.

So I called you daddy.

And I'm deep -throating you now.

Um, fuck, you heard all that?

Yep, I did.

I'm sorry, um, I like to make a joke about my mom, so I was just getting him

back with... Don't you think you took it a little far? You're on my bed.

I'm just gonna go.

Um, no.

You're not getting off that easy.

Oh, fuck.

You talk a big game.

Let's see it.

The video? Okay.

No, not the video.

Your big cock.

You want to see my dick?

Yeah.

Uh, I'm like, I'm soft right now.

It's cold in here.

I mean, you'll figure it out.

Wait, actually?

Yeah, I'm waiting.

Okay, just give me a second.

Oh my god, you weren't lying. Holy shit.

Wow.

I thought you were just all talk.

No, I wasn't lying.

Look at that.

Thanks.

Yeah.

What's happening right now?

I mean, you said I deep throat you, right?

Uh, yeah, but what about Alex?

Alex is just like his father. He's forever to do anything.

He may have time.

Okay.

Oh, shit.

Oh, you just went for it.

Uh -huh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. I can't believe this happened.

I don't want you to be a liar.

Because I manifested this shit.

Look

at

that.

Get those out of the way.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, so good.

Oh,

okay, that feels so good.

Do you like how I spit on you?

Yeah, I thought I was going to be in trouble, to be honest.

Oh, fuck.

I can't believe it's happening.

It's so good.

Fuck,

you're saying it's not the only good thing.

I think it's a good thing.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Wait, did you hear that?

It's nothing.

You sure? Relax.

Just enjoy.

I just don't want to get caught.

Now you're feeding me?

This is fun.

I want to get on top.

What? Really?

Get over.

You're so hot.

In the presence of Jesus.

Fuck, you're so sexy.

Oh, fuck you, Tyler.

Oh,

you're filming it. Oh,

yeah.

Oh.

Thank you.

Tease.

oh god yes

Yes.

Oh, babe.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, man. You made my video true, huh?

I guess so.

Are you still hungry?

I can eat.

Perfect. I'll go make you another sandwich. Oh, wow. Thank you.

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody, nobody does it better.