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- I'm taking maternity leave.
- Good news?
- It's Max's.

- Meet Mr Sharkey.

- Hi, guys.
- Sure it won't take you long to
realise he's all mouth.

- Miss Mason knows a father shouldn't
be banned from seeing his kids.

- I don't make the law, Mr Vale.
- No, you don't.

- Take this as your first warning. If
I have to give you another, you'll be
thrown out of school.

- Stop being daft and go to the
doctor.

- Because I don't believe in pills.
- Well, you should!

- You mustn't drag your kids into the
troubles you have with your wife.

- Don't worry, it's Julie who's going
to suffer.

- You said quarter to?

- Sorry.
- What kept you?

- I went to the doctor, as advised,
and that was the only appointment

I could get.
- And?

- Blah, blah, anxiety, blah, blah,
sedatives.

Blah, blah, diazepam.
- Well, at least you're doing
something about it, that's good.

Blimey, you're prepared.

- Yes. I am. I mean, does that look
like somebody who's not in control?

I'm going to throw those in the bin.
- That's stupid, the doctor obviously
thinks you need them.

- All I need is a couple of good
nights' sleep.

Now that is everything we need for a
highly successful trip.

- Oh, Rachel will be impressed.

- Well, that's the plan. But you know,
I doubt it, because she is waiting to
see me fail.

- Oh, God! Are you sure you're all
right, Ruby?
- Yes, I'm fine,

I am fine.

But I would appreciate it if you
didn't talk about it, the pills and so
on. Come on.

- Whatever.

- You OK to for another hour?
- I've got school.

- I know that, but I need those
barrels of sanitizer.
- I can't shift them on my own.

If I'm late, I'll get detention.

- We'll get closed down unless we
start making money.

- So why did you cancel the school
trip? School trips make money.
- We've been through this.

We cancelled because the farm's not
ready. You said Ruby understood?

- She did. She was just a bit
disappointed.

- I thought you'd be grateful. You're
always moaning about this place.

Look, we need to get it back on its
feet first.

Then we'll get schools coming back.

- Is this before or after I fail all
my exams? I'm going in.

- Oh, thanks(!) Try thinking what Dad
would make of that attitude.

- Yeah, I could make it there for
five.

Do I need to bring anything with me?

No, er...I'm going to be on my own.

All right, thank you. See you later.

- Everything OK?

- Yeah, yeah, fine. Just a parent who
wants to come in and see me.
- Right.

Parent?

- Yeah, why?

- If you need to talk, Kim, you know
where I am, yeah?

Right, da-da. What do you think?

- Yeah, it's good.

- Yeah, we might need to be more
enthusiastic than that if we're to get
Rachel on board.
- Sorry.

You're right, no, it's great, it's
great. Go on, then.

- I hope I'm not going out on a limb
here.

- We're not going out, we're just
having a laugh.

It's OK to have a laugh, innit?

- Yeah, course it is.

But does Amy know that?

- Hey, Finn.
- Hey.

- What you guys gossiping about?

- The farm trip.

- What's that?

- Just a little something to liven
things up.
- Is that booze?

- What do you think, Joshers?
- Yeah, yeah, I'm in.

That is excellent. Are the staff
behind it?

- I think so, but the whole point of
peer mentoring is about trust

and empowerment, so it's up to the
children now.

- Not exactly. We've still got to keep
an eye on things.

- Yeah, but we're not going to
mollycoddle them.

The whole point is to allow it to work
without our intervention. Our kids'll
step up.

- Sounds like it's good to go. Are you
going to wish me luck?

- Oh, it's your first day back in the
classroom.

- It's a good chance to mark a few
teachers' cards.

- Spend more time with the kids, get
to know them better.

- Mentoring matches Year 12s with Year
8s. Its priority is to offer practical
help for class work.

I think we'll all see the benefits.
- Most of them couldn't mentor a
geranium.

- Oh, Ruby, thank you for the farm
visit.

It's all looking like a great start to
our emotional health programme.

- What has a trip to the farm got to
do with emotional health?

- A healthy dose of country air?

- I'm sorry about this, but I'd just
like to remind you all again

that collective responsibility is the
key thing here,

with the mentoring and the visit. We
did have a very serious incident

involving the abduction of one of our
pupils.

The more we know about our pupils,
about their concerns, their hopes,

their troubled backgrounds, the more
likely we are to prevent another
Bianka Vale incident.

BELL RINGS If you could check the
cover sheet. We are a few down today.

- So, going back into the trenches?

I must say I'm impressed. Not every
head would put themselves up for a
challenge like that.

- He doesn't think I'm going to make
it through today?

I thought you'd have sharper
instincts, being a betting man.
- Prove me wrong.

Fancy a small wager on it, say £10?

- Nah, that's stealing.

If you double it, I might be
interested.

- Kevin Roley?
- Yeah.
- Diane Williams?
- Yeah.
- You're late, Craig.

- Sorry, miss, I was helping Mark.

- We've all got things to do. We still
manage to get here on time, go on.

- He's such a flirt, isn't he?

Was he flirting with you?

- What gives you that idea?

- Maybe it's just his way. He wouldn't
mean anything by it.

- I don't trust him.

My advice, stay away.

- You so fancy him, Siobhan. It's
obvious.

Yeah, well, maybe he's not your sort.

I mean, you like the quiet types.
- What's that supposed to mean?

- Well, you like to play it safe.

Me?

I like the bad boys. I can't help it.

- That's the itinerary, Craig. It's
the same as last year

but let me know if you've got any
problems.

It'll be great. It's the first time
Waterloo Roaders have seen the farm.

Well, it's the first time I've seen it
since...

you know...since Mark took over.

He's doing a great job, your brother,
running the farm.

Your dad would be ever so proud.

- Yeah. Can't wait for you to see what
he's done with the place.
- I know.

- Mrs Fry, do you mind if I just leave
this here for after the break?

- What?
- Well, I'm covering your Year 8s
after the break.

- No... Er...sorry, yes. Are you?

- Yeah. You going to leave some work
out for them?

- Absolutely. They've got worksheets
to be getting on with.

- Worksheets. No practical stuff?
Quite fancied doing a bit of cooking.

- No, no, because they did do that
last lesson.

- Oh.
- And anyway, the theory is very
important.

- Oh. Of course.

Enjoy the farm trip. Hope you have a
great time.

Ruby, can you give me a call around
lunchtime, to let me know everything's
going OK.
- Absolutely.

Right, you lot, come on, time to go.
Chop chop.

Right, I shall be behind you in about
two minutes.

- Craig, what's so special about this
farm, then?

- Not much.

- We might need something to make it
more exciting.

- There'll be a lot going on.

- Anywhere we can sneak off and have a
few swigs?

- You'll be fine. Mrs Fry'll have
enough to worry about.

- Mrs Fry?

Oh, yeah! Hiding all your unmarked
coursework, are you?

Come on, we're waiting for you.

- Steph, I am in big trouble.

I haven't ordered any ingredients for
weeks.

The kids haven't cooked, I've not
marked their work.

I haven't had the energy and Rachel
will be in here.

Oh, God! She's going to be snooping
around.

- No, she isn't. Lock the door and
bring the key.

Come on, I'll see you outside.

- This is basketball, it's not for
short-arses.

- I'm quite good. Maybe I can give you
a go.

- Stick to skipping, Sam.

- You fancy him, don't you?
- No!

- Craig.
- Yeah?
- Can you phone Mark and tell him
we're on our way, please?

- Yeah. Right, miss.

- Is that him?

- Yeah. His dad died last year so it's
just him and his brother.

- That's tough on him.
- He's coping with it but they're like
that, kids.

Throw anything at them and they bounce
back. Thank you, Driver.

All right, everybody,

can you all settle down for me?

Listen up. You need to put them at
ease, so find out what they like,

their favourite food or their
favourite TV programmes.

- Favourite sixth former.
- No, Philip, this is not

a personal vanity programme.

- It'll be a bit like having an older
brother or sister,

just one that doesn't tell you to go
away and stop embarrassing them.

- Don't forget to take notes and don't
forget to fill in your post-interview
forms.

- Right, let's go and meet your
mentors.

Come on, they won't bite.

- If you come across any problems that
you think are too big to solve,

please don't try and solve them
yourself.

Ah, here we go.

- Right?
- Em, here we go.

You two know each other, don't you?
Ros is one of our best.

- I've never done this before.

- That's fine, trust your instincts.

Whatever you think Em needs, you just
do it.

- Do you think they've had enough
training?
- Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

They'll be fine.

- They cut their beaks off to stop
them pecking each other to death.
- Yugh!
- It doesn't bother me

if it clucks, moos, baas or oinks, I'm
still going to eat it.

- You all right, Craig?

Yeah, I know what you need. Hand it
over, Josh.

- You are such bad influence on me.
- That's me.

Siobhan?
- No, thanks, I'm all right.

- Aw, go on, Siobhan, do something
risky for a change.
- Just one.

- You in, Craig?

- Nah, better not.
- He can't drink,

he's the farm guide.

Did you have a late night with your
quadruple espresso?

- No. Listen, whatever it takes to get
me through.

We're here!

Now, put your wellies on, everyone.

- It's minging.

- Wow, it's a dump, mate.

- What's happened here?

It wasn't like this last year.

- Is this your brother, Craig?

- Yeah, that's him.

- Hello, Mark, how are you?

- Ruby, what are you doing here?

- The school trip.

- I wrote you a letter cancelling the
trip.

I gave it to Craig to give to you.

You didn't give her it, did you?
- Yeah. ..I left it on your desk.

- I didn't get a letter.

- You must have known this morning
Ruby was going ahead with the trip!

- I know. I'm sorry.

- I don't understand.

- I'm sorry, you'll have to leave.
It's not a good time, Ruby.

I'm not ready for you. There's no farm
trials, nothing.

What were you playing at?
- I know you're always worried about
money and stuff,

and I thought the trip would help.

They're here now, perhaps they should
stay.

- Come here.
- I just thought it would help.

- What do you think we talked about
this morning?

- Could you queue up outside, please.
I'll call you when I'm ready.

- Queuing for classes...

oh, that's stopped, circa '82.

- Can I help you, Grantly?

- You really have been out of the
classroom a long time.

I think you're in for a shock.

- Don't try and spook me. Teaching's
like riding a bike - once you know
how, you never forget.

- Hmm, that's just it, isn't it? We're
not teaching any more,

the job's about crowd control, keeping
yobs in their seats.

Trying to pretend you don't hear them
swearing at you.

- That is enough!

I am going to enjoy myself so get
lost, everything's under control.

- Course it is. Anyway, any problems,
don't hesitate... to sort them out
yourself.

- Ruby, can we not just go back?

- No, because what am I going to tell
Rachel?

Steph, she'll string me up. Steph,
please, would you help me persuade
Mark.

- Oh, come on!
- Thank you.

- So what d'you say, Mark, eh?

I'm sure a strong young man like

you can cope with a few 14-year-olds.

Of course, you'd have the undying
gratitude of me and Rubes.

- Mark, Mark, please.

- All right, a quick tour and then
it's off.

- Oh, thank you, thank you so much.

- Get off them tyres, you!

- Right, everyone, come on.

- You're going to love this, miss. Got
to be careful - a couple of pens are a
bit wobbly,

there's no leccie in the chicken shed.
And the barn roof's falling in.

- Thank you, Craig.
- With a knackered

barn here and a pile of crap there,
here a poo, there a poo...

- Listen, it's fine, it's going to be
fine.

Can you not call me Rubes, please.

- This mentoring scheme, it's just a
way for the teachers to get us

to do their jobs for them. Cheeky.

- Oi, Denzil, are you wanting a
mentor?

Because I've got a great big fat one
in here for you.

- You're supposed to be helping and
listening to our complaints.

- What have you got to complain about?
Someone given you too much homework?

- Lipsett does. In fact, I've got
loads of complaints.

Budgen's breath, Fry licking her
fingers and putting it back in the
cake mix without washing,

Haydock giving us colouring-in without
teaching French.

- Denzil, I've heard enough. We need
to do something about this, Bolton.

Right, what I want you to do is write
down

everything that is bugging you about
this place.
- Including teachers?

- Especially the teachers.
- Get anyone else who's got a problem
to make a complaint.

We'll get a massive box and dump it on
Miss Mason's desk.
- She'll get angry.

- Like you said, we've been told to
listen to you. We're just following
orders.
- In!

Sir, Denzil's making a complaint to
his mentor.

- But there's no easy way of saying
this, sir. He said your breath stinks.

- Not one more word! Now get in!

Mentors! God help us all. They're
going to rue the day...

Karla, I need Miss Mason to sign off
on these today!

She's in food tech.
- Why, sir?

- Because I need her to read them
urgently, all right?!

- No, I mean, why is Miss Mason in
food tech?

- Just take them, girl!

And don't forget to tell her I need
them back today.

- OK, guys, settle down, please.

Right,

today we're doing worksheets.

THEY GROAN

- Again?

- Well, Mrs Fry said you did a
practical last week, Denzil. Theory's
as important.

KNOCKING

Yeah!

- Mr Budgen asked me to give you
these.
- What are they?

- His preliminary form reports, and he
wants feedback.

- OK, thanks, Karla.

- He said as soon as possible.

- Thanks, Karla.

Okey-dokey, worksheets.
- Miss, we haven't done any cooking
for ages.

- Really?
- Mrs Fry usually demonstrates.

We never get a go.

- I see...

OK, this is going to be new to me, but
what do you say to us doing some
cooking today?

ALL:
- Yeah!
- You'd like that? All right.

- The farm's a bit different from last
year, eh, miss?

- Yes, well, there are a few changes.

- Changes? That what you call them?

- Hard times, Ruby.

- Do you know Mark shut the farm shop,
laid off all the workers?

- It's just the two of you?
- The sooner he finishes school, the
better.

Through you come.

- Blurgh!

Come on, hurry up.

- OK, now this here is Betty, she's a
five-year-old Friesian.

We use the machines to milk, but on
school trips, we offer the chance to
milk by hand.

Any takers?

- I'm not doing it.
- No?

What about you, Miss Haydock?

- Me? You're having a laugh!

- It's a simple enough technique.

- Go on, miss!
- Go on, miss, do it!

- Oh, go on, then.

- She can weigh anything up to 100
stone, so if she steps

on your foot - crunch, bye-bye toes.

- How much does the cow weigh?
- Very funny.

- Right.

- Right.
- There you go,

wrap your hands around the base of the
teats

and just squeeze gently down.

No, no. You've got to squeeze down to
get the milk out, don't jerk or yank.

- He's calling you a yanker, miss.

Hey, shut up, I'm doing it. Look at
this.

- That's it. And squeeze gently from
the base.

- How much milk does she give?

- She'll milk close to 80 pints a day.

- 80 pints! I'm not standing here that
long. Somebody else have a go.

- We had twice as many cows, but we
can't manage them now.

- I don't think everyone needs to know
that.

- Now, can anyone tell me anything
about the pasteurisation process?

- There you go, well done.
- I thank you.

THEY CHEER

- Hi, Rachel. Yeah, no, we're having a
great time, thank you, yes.

The keys? Oh, d'you know, the little
sods, they're always hiding them,

but don't worry, they can just get on
with their worksheets.

- Ruby, it's OK I'll get a spare set.
- OK, smashing.

We'll see you later.

OK, bye-bye.
- What?

- She's getting the spare keys from
the caretaker for the storeroom.

Great!

- Quiet, please.

Hey!

Quiet, please. Now, Emily,

could you pop to the caretaker's and
say Miss Mason wants the masters key

for the food tech room. Thank you, and
I'll take that.
- Thanks.

- Lesson with Miss Mason going well,
is it?

- Yeah, great!

She's letting us do some cooking.

- I told you an empty store room is
hardly grounds for dismissal.

- Ah, they're gorgeous.

- Ugh, no, look at their eyes, they
creep me out.

- Right, now, these are domestic
porkers.

These'll be off to the abattoir in
about two months.

- What do you mean?

- Pigs go for slaughter when they're
about six months.

- You kill them when they're babies?

- We all end up on the slab, one way
or the other.
- I'm never eating pig again.

- Well, if you do, just make sure it
ain't one of ours, cos they're well
scuzzy.

- What's with the comments? You trying
to embarrass me?

- This place is a hole. They're not
blind, there's no point pretending
it's not.

- If you helped more, it might not be.
Stop showing me up.

If you want to make yourself useful,
get those barrels I asked for this
morning.

Not like you need to be on the tour,
is it?

Right, then, follow me.

- Are you determined to make life
difficult for your brother?
- What?

- You're not helping, with your little
digs.

- Just saying how it is. You've seen
how bad the place is.

- Do you know what I see? A young man
working very hard to support his
younger brother.

You should have a bit more gratitude.

- Craig.

You need cheering up, mate.

Do you fancy a drink?

- Yeah.
- Come on. Lead the way, then.

Josh, come on. Quick before they see
us.

- What?

Where's the food?

Right, who wants to learn how to make
flapjacks?

CHEERING

OK, you need to start thinking about
getting your mix in the oven.

You've got about two minutes.

- No, Sam, we'll get done.

- They're going to kill them, Lauren.
All you have to do is keep watch.

Come on, piggies, come on.

Open the gate, Lauren. Come on, open
it. Come on, you're free!

- Ruby, have you seen Finn Sharkey or
Josh Stevenson?

- No, I haven't, and Amy and Siobhan
are missing too.

- Craig, the pigs are out! Craig!

Craig! Don't just stand there, help
me.

- Don't panic them, let me deal with
it.

- It's not a game!

- No!

Let go! Stop it!

- Put him back!

- Let go! Stop it!

- She got through the cookery lessons

by the skin of her teeth.

She thinks she can do two jobs at
once.

Well, if she can, heads clearly don't
have enough on their plates.

Yeah, because we certainly do.

- I'm glad we got picked to go
together.

Now Lindsay's gone, I'm going to look
out for you instead.

- The teachers have been good.

Miss Lipsett gave me extra homework to
help me catch up.

Sometimes, it's a bit too much,
though.

Mr Budgen didn't give me extra. Said
it was up to me to find out what we
were doing.

- That's not right?
- And Mr Clarkson just talks about
football all the time...

..and he smells of curry.

- Looks like it's working well.

- Den, come here.
- Come here.

- See this box here? This is for you
to collect everyone's complaints in.

Everyone writes their little problem
on a piece of paper,

then posts it into the top there.

Have you got that? Are you sure?

Good, and don't come back until it's
full.

- And make sure you get everyone to
really go for it. Campbell's told us.

- She likes French. It's just that she
does have nine other subjects,

maths, English, science...

- OK, OK, yeah, I get the point, Ros,
thank you.

- Is this a joke?

- No, sir.

I just feel that she could really
benefit from some individual tutoring.

After everything that's happened.

- Miss McCain...

I will give you two seconds... to get
out of my sight!

- Down in one, mate.

- Told you this place was crap.

- There's nothing crap about this,
mate.

- You must try living here, then.

Getting up at five every morning,
having him boss you around all the
time.

- You really don't like your brother,
do you?

- If he thinks I'm working here for
the rest of my life, he can get
stuffed.

- Mate, you don't want to be a farmer,
don't be, simple as. Just tell him.
- What's up there?

- My dad said there was a ghost up
there.

I think he just said it so I wouldn't
go up.

- Brilliant. Let's have a look.

- Eek! Idiot.

- What's in these barrels, Craig?

- Sanitizer for the milk sheds.

- What you doing?

What did you do that for?

- Stop me, then.

- Do you want a hand?
- No, better not. I can do it, it's
horrible stuff.

For God's sake, stuff it.

- No, course you don't fancy him. What
a slapper!

- He kissed me.
- Yeah, right.

- Ask him.

- She kissed me.

- Amy, he's lying.
- Come on, let's get down.

No, come on, girls. It wasn't even a
proper kiss. Wait till I get my jacket
off.

- Lousy barrels.

- What were you doing? Was it some
sort of swine liberation front?

- It was a very stupid thing to do,
Sambuca.
- Apologise to Mr Moran.

- Have you any idea how expensive...?

- Have you seen the state of this
farm? You should be reported!

- Get her out of my sight right now!
Right now, please, Steph.

And I don't know where Craig is. Find
Craig, please.

- Will you lot stop messing about?!

- Mark, I am so terribly sorry.

- Apologies don't cut it, Ruby. These
kids are running riot!

- Well, I think, you know, they are
unruly from time to time.

- That's putting it lightly! Have you
got no control over these kids?

- Look out!

- Oh, my eyes, it's stinging, it's got
in my eyes, I can't see!

- Craig, you idiot, come down.

- Oh, no, are you all right?

- It's stinging.
- Josh are you OK?

- No, I can't see.

- Mark, Sam will be severely punished
when I get her to school.

- When you find the others, you should
go. Come back when we've got the place
cleaned up.

- It doesn't matter, I know it's a bit
down in the mouth, but if you got a
bit of new equipment...

- How can I afford that? I have to
scrimp and save for every single fence
post.

You don't get it, do you? We don't all
have a platinum card we can wave
about.

- Miss, it's Josh, he's had an
accident.

- Dear God! Drinking on a school trip?

- Sorry, miss.

- Get up!

Stand up!

- Let me have a look.

Keep your eye closed.

- Ah! It still stings.

- He needs to go to the hospital.

- He could have lost his sight.

- You are all so for the high jump
when we get back.

- It still stings.
- I'm so sorry, mate.

I didn't mean for that to happen.

- I could get sued. This is all Rachel
needs to get me out.

- Here, phone her and let Tom know.

- Oh, God, this is a nightmare.

Write anything you like? Teachers told
us to.

She does that to me too!

- How many have you got?
- It's nearly full. Have you put one
in?

- I've already spoken to Ros.

- The teachers are crap, you've got to
complain about it.

Write whatever you want. I put one in
about Budgen's breath.

- Hand that over.

- This has got to go to Miss Mason.
- Now!

You are in big trouble, boy.

- Sir, it's not his fault. He was told
to do it.

- You come with me, Kelly.

- Right, who can repeat that list to
me?

- I'm sorry to interrupt.

- Miss Lipsett, I'm trying to teach.

- I know. Ruby's on the phone. There's
been an accident.

- I'll be back as quickly as I can.

- Well, drink was involved, yeah.

We're just in the middle of
questioning the kids, so...

Right, we'll see you later, bye-bye.

- What did she say?

- Fine. It's all fine. Just get right
back.
- Did she say anything about what
she'll do?

- Well, it's not your fault, Mark.

- I'm responsible for the place.

Anything goes wrong, it's down to me.

I'd better follow you back and explain
what happened.

- She's going to throw the book at me.

- Come on.

- Can't believe we had a fight over a
guy.

- Yeah, now we're all in trouble for
it. Not that Finn seems to care.

- I know, he's a bit crazy.

- I don't trust him.

- What? Snogging the face off him -
that your way of checking?

- I'm staying away.

I'm in enough trouble. He's all yours.

# Nothing

# Is ever what it seems

# And nothing

# Is ever what it seems... #

- Ms Campbell, would you mind
explaining to me the meaning of this?

- I've got absolutely no idea, Mr
Budgen.

- Well, I will enlighten you, shall I?

I've already been told how to do my
job by that Ros McCain, and now,

in here, thanks to your stupid

mentoring scheme, are hundreds of
complaints about members of staff in
this school.
- What? Complaints?

- Yes, insulting, sexually degrading,
outrageous slurs on your colleagues,

most of them libellous. Go on,

have a look at your handiwork.

- It was supposed to encourage
responsibility.

- Er, what's going on?

- Ah, Miss Mason, perfect timing.

Perhaps you would like to hear how Ms
Campbell's mentoring scheme

has made every teacher a laughing
stock, thanks to this idiot!

- Miss, Bolton and Paul said they were
told to collect stuff about the
teachers.
- Right.

- They were just trying to be good
mentors.

- Go on, you, scoot. I'll come and
find you later.

- Perhaps if we'd had someone at the
helm.

- Grantly, whether I'm in a classroom
or not, I am still in charge!

Kim, you do need to keep a closer eye
on things.

You can't introduce new ideas into
school and not stay on top of them.

- I know, I'm sorry.
- Is that it?

- Yes, it is, Grantly, now calm down
and shut up!

Denise, can you cover my class, I've
got a problem I need to sort out.

Straight to your form rooms, please.

Ruby, a word, please.

What I don't understand is how five
pupils managed to go unnoticed for so
long.

And why didn't Craig mention about the
trip being cancelled?

- I don't know.
- What's he like normally?

- You know, tired and distracted
lately, but nothing like this.

Rachel, could I speak to Craig,
please?

Because it is out of character, it has
happened on my trip and I do feel very
responsible.

- Yes, all right.

I will speak with your friend, Mr
Moran. there's no way we are going
back on that farm.

- All right, thank you.

Do you know how lucky you are?

- Yeah.
- Your eyes could have been
permanently damaged.

- But they weren't.

- No, and that's just sheer luck.

- Accidents happen, Dad.

- Well, they happen a lot more when
alcohol's involved.

What were you playing at, drinking?

- I was just having a laugh.

- You're not laughing now, are you?

Where did you get the booze from?

- Don't know. I didn't see who passed
the bottle.
- Don't give me that.

Finn Sharkey brought it in, didn't he?

- Maybe.
- Didn't he?!

- Yeah, all right. But he didn't make
me drink it, that was my decision.
- I don't believe you, Josh.

- Like he opened my mouth and shoved
it down my throat?

- Right, from now on, you stay away
from that lad.
- No way.

- He's trouble.
- He's my best mate.

- Not any more, he isn't. You got
that?

Now, come on.

- Kim.

Have you been hiding from the angry
teachers?

- I've messed up.

You were right, they needed more
training.

- Look, I was all for it as well, it
was a great idea...in theory.

- I just don't know how I'm going to
face everyone.

The things the kids said, they said
some really terrible stuff. And I've
got Grantly...

- Grantly's had his rant now, and we
both know that Grantly's happiest

when he's ranting. You should be
pleased, you've given him a great day.

Come on, let's go and get a cuppa.

- Where you going?

You out tonight?
- No.

- I was talking to Amy, actually.

- See you tomorrow, Finn.
- We're washing our hair.

- Amy, I'll wait for you, eight
o'clock, you know you'll be there.

- I just really wanted it to work out.

- It is going to work out.

Come on, it's not like you to give up
so easily.

- I managed to upset half of the staff
room.

- Ros might have gone about things the
wrong way,

but she told the staff a few home
truths and they didn't like it, don't
take it to heart.

- So what do we do now, then?

- Right yeah, we'll put together a
prepared statement tomorrow

for the staff, calm their concerns.

- I've put in far too much effort to
see it go down the toilet.
- It won't.

We've had two bad experiences, and
we're new to this as well, remember.

- Thank you. I half expected you to
say, "I told you so."

- We've got to support each other.

We can't throw the towel in at the
first hitch.

It would have been better if you
called Mrs Fry yourself.

Explain why you needed to cancel.

- I know that now.

I knew the farm wasn't suitable.

I did try to explain that to Ruby this
morning.

She persuaded me, against my better
judgment, to let them stay.

- Nonetheless, chemicals left out in
an open barn? It should have been
locked.

- There should have been better
supervision!

Two teachers there and no control over
the kids at all.

- What's going on?
- I chucked his letter away.

I wanted you to come to see how bad
the place is now that Dad's gone.
- You should have spoken to me.

- I tried. Like this morning when I
was late because I was working,

and you thought it was an excuse.

- Yeah, well,

I didn't realise how tough things
were.

You always seem so happy in school.

- I am. I like being here.

But it doesn't mean things are OK at
home, does it?
- No.

- Mark puts everything into that farm.

It's losing money, but he thinks he's
got to keep it going because of Dad.

- And you thought he'd listen to me
more?

- Look, you can imagine the
implications this could have for me.

- Yes, I can, I can and I'm sorry, but
I am duty bound to make a report to
Health and Safety.

- What, so I could get closed down?
They weren't even meant to be there.

- I know, I don't know their
procedures. They may want to make an
investigation.

- If Craig had just cancelled the trip
like he was asked to.

- Oh, come on, Mr Moran.
- I'll sort it.

- He could be in serious trouble
because of what you did. You could
lose the farm, Craig.

- But if we lost the farm, it might
not be so bad. We'd start over.

I'm not even sure if Mark wants...

- You've spent the last day in this
place, mate. Out now.

From now on, you're going to be where
I can see what you're doing. Every
day.
- Mark!

- Get a move on.

- Please, Mark, wait!

We need to talk.

- A boy could've been killed, Ruby.

There, talking over.

- Just listen to what he has to say.

Craig, tell Mark what you told me.

- I'm 14. I shouldn't have to work

on the farm if I don't want to.

I want to finish my exams and go to
college.

- So did I. But I didn't have a
choice.
- It's not Craig's fault.

- Have you any idea what it's like
trying to keep my head above water?

Working every hour just to make sure
he's looked after?

Having no time for myself?

Dad built that business up for the
both of us, didn't he?

So we'd have something.
- I don't want it. Dad knew that. So
why do you keep going on about it?

- It's me who's kept the farm going,
gave up the chance to go to university
to help him.

- He's dead, Mark!

He doesn't care about the precious
farm any more, so why do you?

- It's all we've got left of him.

- Have you any idea how much I hate
the place?

He's everywhere.

I'll definitely apologise, miss. I
never meant to upset anyone.

- Telling teachers off isn't going to
help Em in the long run.

- I know, I'm sorry.

- OK.

- Can I still be a mentor?

- Yes, of course you can.

Don't just be listening to her moans,
though.

- Is something wrong, Kim?

- It's my first scan.

And...I'm not really looking forward
to it.

- Well, I'm sure everything'll be OK.

- It's just...it's not how I imagined
it to be.

On my own.

- Well, I'll come.

- What?
- If you want.

I'm a science teacher, aren't I?

I can count if it's got all its
fingers and toes.

You know what? Sorry.

That is a really, really bad idea.

- No, it's not.

Are you sure?

- Yeah, I'll drive us.

- These are Craig's grades for last
term.

He has excelled in every subject till
recently.

I mean this is A-star quality.

But it won't be if he keeps handing in
his coursework late.

- I didn't know you were so clever.

- Oh, yeah, he has his moments.

You should be very proud of him.

You know,

you've both suffered a terrible loss
and you're allowed to grieve.

And when you're finished grieving,
you're allowed to let go.

- He wanted us to carry it on.

Make him proud.
- I know. And he's not around to ask
otherwise. I do get it, Mark.

But he would have wanted you to live
your own lives, wouldn't he?

Not his.

- I don't know how to run a farm on my
own.

- We could sell the place?

- Whatever you do, you do what's best
for both of you.

And if is the farm, then you know,
there's financial help and support
groups.

Me and my John are experts.

Well, the important thing is you admit
you need help.

- Come on, mate.

- Thanks, miss.

- I just need you to lift up your top
so I can give you the old jelly belly!

- Do you want me to wait outside?

- No, no, it's fine.

- There you go.

- Erm, is...

is everything all right? Is it all
right?
- Everything's fine.

Do you want to know what the sex is?

- Oh, yes, please. Oh, sorry.

Sorry, it's nothing to do with me.

- You heard him.

- It's a boy.

- A boy.

Hello.

- This is all we could get.

- We can't keep him here, Sam.

- Course we can. Do you want him to
end up in a kebab?
- That's a lamb!

Your mum could put him in a few
sausages, though.
- Shut up.

No-one is going anywhere near him.

I'm going to call him Albert.

I love him.

I actually love him.

But not a word to anyone, because he
is not going back to that farm.

- It all got a bit carried away. What
can I say? You know...

- Oh, hang on.

- Yeah, I just wanted to apologise for
today, miss.

- The others are having detention
tomorrow afternoon. I do expect

to see you there, Craig, OK?

- So not a word, OK?

- No!

- I don't believe it!

- Easy, easy!

- You brought him in on the coach?

- Pick it up!

- You stole a piglet?
- I didn't steal it, he was going to
kill him.

- I take it you didn't see that
either, Ruby?
- I hope she isn't hurt.

- She?
- I need to get her back and checked
over.
- No, please.

You're not going to kill her, are you?
- We need a new breeder, don't we,
Mark?

- I suppose.

All right, we'll keep her.

You can come and visit.
- Thanks.

- Come on, you lot, get out of here.
You're in real trouble. Get down
there! Excuse me.

- Thanks, Ruby.

I will do right by Craig.

We'll get the farm back on its feet.

We'll get this one in school first
thing.

- See ya!

Get you! Ruby the peacemaker, eh?
Sorting those two out.

- Can I have a word with Ruby, please,
Steph?

- Yeah, yeah, OK, I'll see you later.

- Thanks, Steph.

Oh, Rachel, I am so terribly sorry
about today.

- It's not just about today, is it,
Ruby?

Your storeroom's empty, the kids say
they never did a practical last week.

- Oh, that was another class.
- But surely you've got lesson plans.

You must know what each of your
classes are doing?

Ruby, are you OK?

- No, I'm not, not really.

- Do you want me to set a bit of time
aside to have a chat?
- Well, maybe.

You know, I've just had a bad couple
of weeks.

- I do understand. Teaching's a really
demanding profession, isn't it?

What about dropping some of your
management responsibilities?

- I can't.

I can't do that, Rachel, I need the
money.
- I know, but I need you to be on the
ball, Ruby.

I can't carry anyone.

Have a think about it.
- No. I don't need to.

I know what it's like. You take a
demotion and six months later haven't
got a job.

- I'm trying to help you here, Ruby,
that's all.
- I'm fine.

I'm fine.
- OK, well, I want to see you tomorrow
then, bright and early.

- OK.

- # I'll do anything

# To be happy

# Oh, cos blue skies are calling

# But I know that it's hard... #

- What do you want?

- Just making sure Josh was OK.

- Well, he is.

- Are you coming out?

- He's grounded and I don't want to
see you round here again.
- Dad.

- It's all right, mate. It's not your
fault Daddy won't let you play.
- Get out, Sharkey.

- No worries.

See you tomorrow.
- Oi, I'm warning you. You stay away
from my son.

- Ooh, I'm quaking.

Text you later, mate.

- And you should have seen me with the
piglets, so sweet.

You two seem a bit happy. Where have
you been?

- Oh, we were just checking up on one
of our younger boys.

- I've never known pastoral care so
merry.

- Nice shoes, Steph.

- I've just spent a day on a farm with
Ruby Fry, so be gentle with me.

- What is wrong with her? She's been
in a funny mood all week.

- I don't know. She's got things to
sort out.

She'll be fine.
- Hello.

- Rachel, sorry things didn't go
according to plan but Ruby, well,

she did her best and Josh is fine.

- Yeah, no, thanks to Finn Sharkey.

- But it wasn't just him, Chris.
- Here we are.

- Oh, Grantly, hang on, let me, I'll
get those.

- No, no, Miss Mason, these are on me.

- Please, can someone record this
moment for posterity?

- Here you are.
- Thank you.

- It's not every day one gets to take
£20 from the head teacher.

- Excuse me?

- Well, I said you wouldn't last more
than a day.

- And what makes you think I won't be
teaching tomorrow?

- Because today proved that a head
teacher needs to focus on their job
and leave the teaching to us.

- Grantly, despite you sending kids
into me all day and all those reports

you wanted me to look at and all the
other nonsense that you created for
me, I was fine.

- Hang on.
- Oh, I will be there

tomorrow. Will you?

- Cheers, Grantly.

- Cheers!
- Cheers!
- Cheers!

Cough up!

Here's to teachers.

ALL: To teachers!
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- Oi!

- I knew you'd come.

- Yeah? Well, I felt sorry for you.

- Sorry for me?

- Yeah. I saw your little face when we
knocked you back.

- I never did that.
- Yeah, you did.

- I never.
- Thought you'd have

no-one to play with?

- You still came, though, even though
you told Siobhan you wouldn't.

- She's my mate, not my mum.

- So you're not still mad about us
kissing, then?

- You did that for attention.
- I never.

- Yeah, you did.
- I didn't,

I just wanted to be sure.

- What do you mean?
- Sure that it was you I wanted to go
out with,

if you want to go out with me,
obviously.

- What, like proper go out?

Just me and you?
- Yeah, course.

- I don't know if I can trust you.
- You're the one I really like, Amy.

- Do you think there's something going
on between Kim and Chris?

- Ha-ha! In his dreams, yeah.

- See you tomorrow.
- Taxi!

- Steph, we haven't booked one.

- Shut up. Just get in and pretend
it's ours.

Prescott Road, please, then somewhere
near Moss Bank.

- Moss Bank?

- # And nothing

# Is ever what it seems... #

Why does this school pander to the
lowest common denominator?

- Well, we can't look like

we're closing the door on any of our
pupils' aspirations.

- You calling me stupid, sir, cos I'm
not stupid.
- What's going on?

- Oh, my God! I don't believe it! It
is you, Adam Fleet, fat Adam. I'm
sorry.

- Good to see you, too.

- What's going on, sir?

- A lot of noise and very little else.

That's enough now, Michaela, you've
had your moment.

- You want to be the first teacher
that got a Waterloo Road pupil

into Oxbridge. It's reflected glory.

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