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But Harry, you don't understand.

I'm tired of looking at homie's bald pussy.

I need some hairy snatch to fuck.

I do understand, Ron.

It's just, do you really think it's a good idea for me to get the spell from

Helitrix and then use it on every girl in the school?

I wouldn't be asking you if I wasn't desperate.

Okay, Ron. I'll do it.

Yeah?

But I hope I don't regret it.

I've been expecting you.

So, you see, in Ron's dream, you were giving all the girls... Giving

all the girls what, Harry?

Well, you know.

Shag carpeting, you might say?

Yeah, you might say something like that.

So, do you really have a spell like this, or is this just one of Ron's dumb

dreams?

You know, Harry, I used to have the same problem. I couldn't grow a bush.

And then I was given a spell by a great wizard.

Um... And then what happened?

Well, you figure it out.

Wow,

that's a very nice bush, Elytrix.

I don't...

I don't know if I should be looking at it.

Well, Harry, you're gonna have to do more than just look at it if you want me

teach you that spell.

Come here and show me how much you really care about your friend.

Why don't you get more comfortable, Harry?

I don't know what just happened, but...

Ooh.

A little bit.

Better do a good job, Harry.

Here.

I can't see anything without them. You don't need to see anything.

Fuck.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck. Just like that.

Just like that. Just like that. Just like that. Oh, fuck.

Just like that, just like that.

Fuck.

Fuck.

You've been a good boy.

So what happened? Do you think it will work?

Well, if Helitrix was telling the truth...

All right then. Give it a go.

I still don't know if this is a good idea or not. Come on, Harry. We've gone

this far.

All right then.

For this bald pussy, I do not care.

Give me much, much hair.

Do it now.

Do it in a rush.

Give me a big, big bush.

You know, it's one thing, though, that's really been baffling me.

Who do you think it's gonna work on?

I was just bald the other day, and I grew a bush overnight.

Well, I think it looks sexy.

Ron, you're not even a bit worried about me.

Trust me, there's nothing to be worried about.

How can you be so sure?

All right, if I tell you, you promise to keep this between you and me?

Hold what's on us.

Okay. Well, Harry went to Heli Triggs to cast a spell on the girls to make their

bushes grow.

What?

You sound upset.

Harry should have known better. I'll deal with him later.

But what about me?

You're an idiot, but well turned on.

So why waste it?

Look at this.

Oh my goodness.

True.

I just, I don't understand.

Yesterday I was smooth and today, this.

I would be alarmed.

Rumor has it it's just a harmless spell that's affected all of the girls.

A spell? Are you serious?

Who's responsible?

Rumor has it that Harry and your brother are the perpetrators.

I could kill them. No, no, no. Don't be so upset.

In fact, I kind of like it.

Really? Yeah.

Let me show you how much I appreciate it.

You must really think it is sexy I love it

Mmm.

Thank you.

Mm.

No.

Thank you.

What makes you think that I did that? We all know you did this with your spell.

I really don't want to get expelled.

Well, no one's going to tell on you because all the girls and, well, all the

guys, too, like our coaches.

I really don't want you in trouble.

Well, you won't. And I'm going to show you my appreciation.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I don't know how they got here.

But I'm so turned on by my hairy twats.

And it happened to you too, Luna.

You too have a hairy twat.

And what I tell Dumbledore that it's Harry's fault. He's going to have no

but to expel him for good.

No, Draco. Just wait. Don't run off just yet.

I heard some boys like hairy twats.

That's besides the point.

You know you want to touch it.

I do enjoy the bush.

All you have to do is promise not to say anything to anyone and you can

really enjoy my door.

My whole world's honor.

oh my god it's so heavy

I'm going to take my headphones off.

So cold.

All of you audience are wrong.

I'm such

a

ducky boy. I just wanna be the ducky, ducky, ducky boy.

I wanted this for so long.

I love this.

Oh,

that's quite nice.

Oh, Huda.

At last did you learn that.

Oh, the light is off my throat.

It's coming back.

I need some more. Oh, I think you should be the headmaster.

Thank you.