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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:17,400 GHOSTLY VOICES: Get out of Kent... Get out of Kent... 2 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:31,320 It's weird there's no paella. 3 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:33,600 Well, we are in an Italian restaurant in Ramsgate. 4 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,480 I mean, obviously, we're not in Spain yet. 5 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:38,200 Do you think we're making the right decision going to Spain? 6 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,400 I can't believe it's, like, actually happening. 7 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:43,520 Definitely, babe. Honestly, all due respect, 8 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:45,840 you are like a massive burden on your auntie. 9 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:47,200 CHI LAUGHS 10 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:49,400 Yeah. A few people have actually said that to me now. 11 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:51,920 Have they? Yeah. Honestly, I think the sooner you're gone, 12 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:54,480 the better it will be for everyone really. Yeah, so true, yeah. 13 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:56,320 Obviously in, like, a really positive way. 14 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:57,680 Yeah, positive way, yeah. 15 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:00,520 Best thing is that my sister said that we can stay in her villa. 16 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:03,680 Oh, my God. So it's basically going to be like living in Casa Amour. 17 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:04,800 From Love Island? 18 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:08,160 VOICE FADES INTO BACKGROUND: Yes. Yeah, that... Yeah sort of. Yeah. 19 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:09,400 So, yeah, I don't... Ah! 20 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:14,200 Tommy, can you give me my hair bun back! 21 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,080 What are you doing? 22 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:17,560 Oh, Spain. 23 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:20,440 It's nice. 24 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:21,960 It's just how imagined it. 25 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:24,080 - Have you told Auntie Karen about Spain yet? 26 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:25,840 - No, I forgot. 27 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:27,560 She's going to be devastated. 28 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:29,200 - Let her down gently. 29 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:32,480 Break the news somewhere she likes, maybe? 30 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:34,200 Somewhere she can't shout at you. 31 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:36,280 - Well, no, she'd never shout at me. 32 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:39,400 But, yeah, you've got a good point there. Where I would tell her? 33 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:42,040 - Why you asking me? I'm a prawn. 34 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:44,720 - But where? 35 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:45,800 Hmm... 36 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:48,640 Spain?! 37 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,960 What are you going to do in Spain? 38 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:53,120 Basically, I'll be moving out there for my gap year 39 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:55,240 and then Chi said that she wanted to a gap year too. 40 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:58,640 I'd love one, yeah. Sorry, but what is going to happen with the hou...? 41 00:01:58,640 --> 00:01:59,720 With my house? 42 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:02,680 Now that is something that's actually been worrying me sick. 43 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:05,200 Because...I don't know. 44 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,880 I was thinking maybe giving it away, like my lawyer did to me, 45 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:10,720 to, like, say, Lucas, Sarah Gillbeaux, Gary? 46 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:12,120 LUCAS: Dad, can we get this bath? 47 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:13,560 DAVE: Not now, boy! 48 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:15,400 It's MY house! 49 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:18,280 Obviously you're going to give it to me. Well, hold on... 50 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:19,960 You want the house now? 51 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:23,640 Yes! OK. Well, you can have it. 52 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:24,840 What?! Excellent. 53 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,480 Yeah. Offer accepted. 54 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,560 So, what...? Yeah, you can have it. 55 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,000 Well... 56 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:33,720 Erm, yeah. Yeah? 57 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:38,880 Do you, Karen, take Chi's house 58 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:40,800 to be your lawfully wedded house? 59 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:43,200 Do I have to touch her? Just say "I do". 60 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:44,960 I do. That's great. 61 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:47,880 I've never seen your teeth before. That's great. So... 62 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:49,880 Yeah, OK, yeah, OK. OK, yeah. 63 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:51,280 Come on, Dave, let's go. 64 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:53,320 OK. Let's, let's... OK, all right. Bye, then. 65 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:56,240 So, we're all good then, yeah, regarding Spain and stuff, yeah? 66 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:57,800 Oh, my God. 67 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,840 I'm getting the house! I'm getting the house! 68 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:02,080 She's devastated. There's no... there's just... 69 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:04,120 I just don't think I can think of anything 70 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:06,080 that could make it up to her. Not one thing. 71 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:09,360 I don't even know how she holds it all together so well, to be honest. 72 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:11,280 She's... No, I don't, I don't. 73 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:13,480 Yeah, the whole not getting pregnant thing. 74 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:14,960 Oh, that's such a shame. 75 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:17,960 I just think, God, it would really cheer her up. 76 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:21,040 Oh, yeah, I suppose. 77 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:34,360 "Have vaginal sex regularly." 78 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:35,800 OK. Right. 79 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,280 Orgies. 80 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,680 Right, what's an orgy? 81 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:49,080 Hey, babe, looking for fun? 82 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:52,440 Oh, I'm just trying to get my auntie pregnant. 83 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:53,480 Do you know who I am? 84 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:55,480 Oh, no sorry. You seem friendly, though. 85 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:59,120 I'm Diana Jones, a fucking cock destroyer from Bristol. 86 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:00,880 Orgies you're looking for? 87 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:02,560 Click here for me, babe. 88 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:04,400 Oh, OK, perfect. 89 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:06,000 Click here. Yeah, I am. 90 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,160 Click here! I am clicking, it's just... 91 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,840 Click here, click here... I'm clicking! 92 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:12,000 Click here! Click, click, click, click... Ah, cool. 93 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,400 How do you get that to turn on? They're all display models. 94 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:17,760 I don't know, have you heard of orgies? Have I? 95 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:20,040 I was thinking about maybe throwing one for Karen? 96 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,600 To get her pregnant, you know? Oh, my God, finally, yes. 97 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:25,360 Come on, let's do this! I love an orgy. 98 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:28,480 Oh, great. OK, talk to me. Right, OK. 99 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:31,160 Well, so... How do we begi...? 100 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:33,840 Like, begin one, how does that...? Well, if we say what it is, 101 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:36,200 then Karen's not going to want to come, so. Yeah, no. 102 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:37,480 I can see that happening. 103 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:40,240 I know what we do, we'll say that it's... 104 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:42,120 We'll say that it's a leaving party. 105 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:45,400 It's a leaving party. 106 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:47,880 We'll say it's just... Yeah, yeah. ..a leaving party. 107 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:50,000 "Hey, Kaz, do you want to come to our leaving party?" 108 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 "Yeah, do you want to come to our leaving party?" 109 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,360 "It's just a leaving party." "It's just a leaving party." 110 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:55,680 "It's not an orgy." SHE LAUGHS 111 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:58,160 "No, it's nothing else. What else should it be? Nothing." 112 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:01,400 "It's just a leaving party cos we're leaving." Cos we're leaving. 113 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:05,720 Luckily for you, babe, I can turn pretty much anything into an orgy. 114 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:07,320 Oh, my God. 115 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:08,600 There's nothing you can't do. 116 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,760 Babe, honestly, you've come to the right person. 117 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:12,800 Ooh, do you think we could do a boot fair too? 118 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:15,080 Boot fair? At the same time? 119 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:17,400 I mean, I've never seen it done like that before 120 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:18,880 but I don't see why not. 121 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:23,600 Two houses, two kitchens. Double the fun. 122 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:27,280 Dave. I've got the house. 123 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:29,360 I'm two-house Karen. 124 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:31,000 It's fucking brilliant! 125 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:34,320 I can't wait to make all those other one-house bitches jealous! 126 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:37,560 Um, Karen, I was wondering if I could pull you for a chat. 127 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:38,960 I've got something to tell you 128 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:40,760 whilst you're in a really happy mood, so... 129 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:43,400 Oh, good, yeah, yeah, cos I've got something to tell you too. 130 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:45,720 OK, well, look, you go first. 131 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,040 Well, you know, you're actually going to laugh at this, 132 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:49,640 but basically, a couple of weeks ago, 133 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:52,080 I tried to have, like, a really small affair with Chank. 134 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:54,000 Just cos, you know, all the pregnancy stuff, 135 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,280 and I thought it'd like help lower my blood pressure 136 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:59,760 and everything but, yeah, I mean it's really not a big deal, is it? 137 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:02,840 Actually, I sort of feel quite relieved, like, 138 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,520 getting that off my chest. 139 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:06,360 What was your thing, sorry? 140 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:10,160 Well, I was just going to say that I haven't been separating 141 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:11,840 food waste from plastic and paper. 142 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:16,880 What? I mean, where does the rubbish know where to go? 143 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:19,800 I mean, surely it all happens in one big pile somewhere. 144 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:21,400 Well, I can't believe this. 145 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:23,600 Look, I'm really sorry, it won't happen again... 146 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:26,560 No, it's too late for that now Dave, isn't it? 147 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:30,360 Yeah, cos you're the one that wants to bring a baby into the world 148 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:34,160 and yet you don't even care about the future of the planet? 149 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:36,440 It's not good enough. 150 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:37,480 I'm sorry. 151 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:41,600 You did say affair, didn't you? 152 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Hey! That's not how you make tea. 153 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,280 Oh, who are you? 154 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:07,880 Ellie Goulding. 155 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:10,720 Oh, why are you here, Ellie Goulding? Does it matter? 156 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:13,200 It's just letting you know that that's not how you make tea. 157 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,600 Oh, OK. Well... 158 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:20,160 I'm going to leave now and I'm Ellie Goulding. 159 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:21,800 Thanks, Ellie Goulding. 160 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:29,160 Hey, guys, it's just me. 161 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:39,440 Erm, I'm actually moving to Spain. 162 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:44,480 It's just the thing is that I probably won't be able 163 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:48,080 to make as much cups of tea. 164 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:52,080 Obviously, cos I'm going to Spain. 165 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:56,560 I hope that you'll be fine and everything. 166 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:59,120 But I'm sure you will be, you know. 167 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:05,040 Erm...yeah. 168 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:06,400 Love you. 169 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:12,320 You all calm now? 170 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:13,920 Right, don't do that. 171 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:17,160 Don't try and gaslight me into thinking like I'm some crazy, 172 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:19,280 hysterical woman just cos I care about the planet. 173 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:21,040 Well, look, I'm ashamed as anyone else... 174 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:24,000 Yeah, you should be. But surely that makes us, you know, 175 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,880 even what with you and the Chank affair? 176 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:28,480 I only tried to have an affair, 177 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:30,960 when you're the one that's ACTUALLY been mixing porridge 178 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,360 with empty cans. 179 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:36,440 DOORBELL 180 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:38,600 Right, we'll talk about it later, then. 181 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:41,240 Hey. Hiya. 182 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,920 I'm leaving tonight so I just want to give you this. 183 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:44,960 Sure. 184 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:49,040 I'm having a leaving party at the house. 185 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:52,520 I'd love you both to come to the leaving party, 186 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:55,600 that's what it is, nothing else. You can deal with this, Dave. 187 00:08:57,480 --> 00:09:00,480 OK, so, now that she's gone, um, 188 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:02,080 I'm going to be honest with you. 189 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:04,280 I'm actually throwing Karen a surprise orgy. 190 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:07,040 Oh, OK. 191 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:09,720 Right, I'm not sure that's the best idea. 192 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:11,600 Well, she wants to get pregnant, doesn't she? 193 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:14,920 Yeah, but, I mean, call me old-fashioned, 194 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:17,600 but if we were to have another kid, 195 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,240 preferably, well, I'd like to be the dad. 196 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:21,400 Right, OK. 197 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:24,320 Um, well, I mean, it's just a leaving party, so. 198 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:25,760 But you said orgy. 199 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:27,480 I said leaving party. 200 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:28,800 So it's just a leaving party? 201 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:31,040 It's just a leaving party, what else would it be? 202 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:32,680 Well, an orgy? 203 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:34,760 Ugh, that's disgusting. 204 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:36,800 Why would you even suggest that? 205 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,840 Sorry, leaving party. 206 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:42,280 "Please bring a change of clothes and a negative test for gonorrhoea". 207 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:45,320 Sorry! Why do I need to bring a change of clothes? 208 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:49,480 In case, you know, someone leaves all over you. 209 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:51,120 Sure, right. 210 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:52,760 Walk me through gonorrhoea. 211 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,320 That's just bog-standard nowadays for leaving parties. 212 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:57,040 Sure. 213 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:58,880 I've got to not stop, I've got to go. 214 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:00,920 I'll give this... Is Lucas in? Yeah. 215 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:03,520 Can you tell him to follow me? Yeah, sure. Thanks. 216 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:04,880 Lucas! 217 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:08,080 Will you follow Chi, please? 218 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:19,600 So, why here, then? Oh, did I not say? 219 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:22,040 Oh, I just need to stock up on some essentials for an orgy. 220 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:23,800 Oh, yeah, no, of course, sorry. 221 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:27,840 Do you have any orgy must-haves? What? 222 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:30,760 You pull, I push. Oh, you push and... 223 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:33,720 So, what do we need then? 224 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:36,400 I mean, you can't have an orgy without seasoning, spice things up. 225 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,960 Kind of, like, tinned fruit? 226 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:40,160 Yeah, it keeps, so if it goes on for a while. 227 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:42,480 BOTH: Shall we get a cake? Oh, snap! 228 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:44,000 Oh, my God. 229 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,760 Oh... 230 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:48,160 Oh, it's going to be really weird not being in the same world 231 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:52,120 as you any more. Oh, I know, it's like the end of an ear. 232 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:56,840 But just know that, er, when I look up at the clouds... 233 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:58,320 Oh, don't you start. 234 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:00,000 No, seriously, listen. 235 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,280 When I look up at the clouds... 236 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:05,400 Oh, God. I'll know that you're looking up at the same clouds. 237 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:10,600 Well, just know... Yeah? 238 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:14,320 When you're looking down at the floor... Mm? 239 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:17,200 Just know that I'm going to be looking down at the same floor. 240 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:18,600 And just so you know this... 241 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:27,440 ..that when I'm older and one day I can come out to Spain, 242 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:30,280 I'll try and see you and we can go for tapas or something. 243 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:41,480 You'll have to go round, go round. Go, go round, please, please. 244 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:42,520 Go round. 245 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:46,120 This should get people in the mood. 246 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:49,960 OK, that's done. 247 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,680 That looks great. Thanks. 248 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:53,840 Well done, Lucas. 249 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:56,320 I reckon that will do. Yeah. 250 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:57,960 Chi! Yeah? 251 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,600 It's nearly time. 252 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,880 Oh, my God. 253 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:04,080 This is... 254 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,720 Yeah. 255 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:07,320 God, yeah. 256 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:10,240 You really do know how to throw an orgy, don't you? Yeah. 257 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:11,640 Look at that. 258 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:14,280 Right, so, we need to get changed, you need to sort this out, 259 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:17,000 you need to sex it up a bit cos people are going to be coming soon, 260 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,160 if you know what I mean! 261 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:21,360 CHI LAUGHS 262 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:22,880 UNSURE: Yeah. 263 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,240 Welcome to the orgy, may I take your coat? 264 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:34,600 Thank you. 265 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,400 Yeah, if you just want to go through there. 266 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:40,000 Welcome, ladies. How are we? 267 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,440 Do you want to buy something? 268 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:53,000 Want to, uh, buy a cauliflower? 269 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:59,560 Hello, can I take your coat, please? 270 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:00,720 Can I take that for you? 271 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,680 What's all this? I thought it was a leaving party. 272 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:09,560 Just before we go in, this is definitely a leaving party? 273 00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:12,000 It's definitely a leaving party, David. 274 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,920 Dave! 275 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:16,800 Oh, hello, welcome to the or... Hello. 276 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,480 May I take your coat? No! 277 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:20,760 What a stupid thing to say. 278 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,760 Right, er, can I take your coat please, sir? 279 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,960 Yeah. Oh, my... What is she wearing? 280 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:28,640 Honestly, I don't know what you ever saw in her, Dave. 281 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:31,040 SHE EXHALES 282 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:41,760 Hmm. 283 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:47,480 How does she know all these people? 284 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:53,040 So, how do you know Chi? 285 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,560 Who's Chi? 286 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:00,320 Oh, Gary, what a healthy surprise! 287 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:02,360 You sent me an invitation so, er... 288 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:03,880 Oh, nice, yeah, yeah. 289 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,480 It's a sad leaving party in there. 290 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:07,960 Right. And then just a classic boot fair out here. 291 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:10,040 Oh, classic boot fair too. Yeah. Right. 292 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:11,680 UNDER HER BREATH: And an orgy. 293 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:12,960 So, do you want to come inside? 294 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,520 Um. 295 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,760 Uh... 296 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:18,000 So, how do you know Chi? 297 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,760 Who? 298 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,360 Ooh, did you bring tissues? 299 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,520 No, why? Oh, OK, it's just... 300 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:32,200 ..cos it's a sad leaving party. 301 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,240 Oh, you all right, Chi? Coat? 302 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,120 Oh, Gary. Hi, mate, good to see you. Oh, wow, you look really well. 303 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,000 Oh, thank you, you look very well yourself. 304 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,720 Well, thank you very much, can I take...? 305 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,000 No, you hold on to that one. 306 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,920 Do you think when Satan goes to parties, he dresses as you? 307 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:53,400 That was a switcheroo, I'm a stand-up comedian. 308 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:56,200 GARY: Are you a friend of Chi? 309 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,640 Oh. IN BACKGROUND: I think she has a few orgies at her house 310 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,520 now and again, like, once a month. 311 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:02,640 Hey, Dave. Hmm. Sorry. 312 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,440 Don't "hey Dave" me. 313 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:06,320 You all right? 314 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:09,080 Well, I'm sort of going through a break-up at the moment so... 315 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:11,280 Well, you are in the right place. How do you mean? 316 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:14,240 I don't know why, and I could be wrong, 317 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:18,080 but I've got a feeling this is a raw-dog orgy. 318 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:21,080 Whoa, whoa, wait, what makes you say that? 319 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:24,760 WHISPERS: There's potato salad. 320 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,760 God, of course. 321 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,280 Classic signs. 322 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:32,240 Wish I'd have known, I'd have waxed my meat. 323 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:33,840 DOORBELL 324 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:36,560 What, no-one's going to...? Fine. Ugh. 325 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,360 What are you doing here? 326 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,400 Uh... 327 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,760 Oh, my God, she's actually done something right for once. 328 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:48,400 Right, come in! I don't...I don't... 329 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,040 Just come in, please! I just... 330 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:51,800 No, I'm all right. No, in. 331 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:52,840 In, in, in, in, in. 332 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,680 You can leave your coat over there. 333 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:57,320 No. 334 00:15:57,320 --> 00:16:00,480 LUCAS: Oh, look, Chi, it's our lawyer. Oh, Uncle Adam! 335 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:03,400 Can I please take your coat? No. Where's all your stuff? 336 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,600 Yeah, where's your desk? I don't have any of my... 337 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:06,880 I don't travel with my desk. 338 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:09,240 Please, I insist. No, no, no, I'll be all right. Thank you. 339 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,760 Are you sure I can't just take your coat for you? No, I don't... 340 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:14,520 It's no bother, I quite enjoy it, to be honest. Don't touch my coat. 341 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,800 DAVE: Karen, Karen! Sorry, quickly. 342 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,920 I've got a strong suspicion that this is actually an orgy. 343 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,880 Dave! Not now, this is important. What?! This is an orgy? 344 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:26,800 Right, we're signing this house and we're doing it right now. 345 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:29,200 OK, do you not have your own pen? I didn't know it was an orgy. 346 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:32,960 This is... Sorry, do you think this is the right place to do this? 347 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:36,160 Like, an orgy... I mean... Dave, just stop calling it that, please, 348 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,720 it's actually really upsetting. 349 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,960 My niece is about to leave for ever 350 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:41,960 and you know how much that means to me. 351 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,400 Are you sure I can't take your coat? 352 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,360 Honestly, you won't feel the benefit outside. 353 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,680 No, I'm all right, I'm going to go... Where else do I sign? 354 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:50,320 Because I can't... Here, here... Can you just explain it to me? 355 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,480 ..and here. Right, fine. 356 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:52,960 Can I just say something? 357 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,560 Your coat...? I just want to say thank you 358 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:58,520 so much for everything you've done for me so far. It was all you. 359 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:01,320 If you hadn't forced me to get out the house, 360 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,360 you know, and do the list... 361 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:05,280 Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right. 362 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:08,840 ..I'd have never met all these amazing, amazing people, you know. 363 00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:10,280 Right, yeah. And Gary. 364 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:18,200 Sign here, please. OK, yeah. Right, there. 365 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,600 Right. 366 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:22,840 Right, here I go, dropping the house. Are you sure? 367 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:25,360 God, it's a big deal, isn't it? Come on. 368 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:27,320 Oh, makes you think. And that. 369 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:28,720 God. 370 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:31,160 Right! No, um... 371 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:33,640 Where is the Champagne?! 372 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,720 Right I just want to say, Karen, I was thinking... 373 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,120 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! 374 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:42,400 Don't let her watch A Bug's Life, she thinks it's a documentary. 375 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,880 Oh! Oh! 376 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,480 Um, Michelle. 377 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:49,520 Kaz! I've been looking everywhere for you. 378 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:50,960 Right. Are you having fun? 379 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:53,280 I just wanted to give you this, cos... In case you need it, 380 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,760 cos, you know, Chi's sort of your problem now, isn't she? 381 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,640 What is it? It's just, 382 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:00,640 it's a list of things you should know, you know, 383 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:04,200 about her, like she only eats beige food, and, um, she... 384 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,680 She knows about World War II, 385 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,280 but she does not know about World War I. 386 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,480 And don't... Whatever you do, don't... 387 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:12,760 Oh, God, she's going to be fine, she's an adult! 388 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,480 Yeah, yeah, I know, but... 389 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,600 Yeah, I know, I suppose you're right. 390 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:19,360 That's... That's quite close. 391 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:22,000 Are you horny? I'm horny. I'm not... That's not what I'm feeling. 392 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,440 Well, shall we just get pregnant? 393 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:25,880 Shall we just get pregnant? I don't know how that would work 394 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:29,040 and I'm not really sure what you're talking about. 395 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,920 Dave! Please! Where are you? 396 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:38,960 You... You having a good orgy, Dad? You knew? 397 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:41,000 Yeah, I made the potato salad. 398 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,800 All this talk about orgies has got me thinking, 399 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:46,880 if Karen gets pregnant... Hmm? ..what's going to happen? 400 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:51,560 Well, she'd probably have a kid. Mm. 401 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:55,320 I've been a good dad, haven't I? 402 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:57,560 I've always thought of you as a bit more of a mum, really. 403 00:18:57,560 --> 00:19:00,120 What with Mum living all the way in Margate. 404 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:02,320 Yeah. That's really nice, actually. 405 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:05,240 Loved being your kid. 406 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,960 Do you remember the time I bit a chunk out of your head 407 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:09,640 cos I was hungry? 408 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:12,760 Yeah, that really fucking hurt. Brilliant, you were so angry. 409 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,240 Yeah, yeah. 410 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:17,560 Yeah, being a single mum's really hard. 411 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:21,080 You know what, Mum's been on really good form today, to be fair. 412 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:23,640 Chocolate cock, son? 413 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,160 Yeah, I'd love one, Mum, thank you. Yeah. Yeah. 414 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:27,920 Dave? 415 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:30,000 Where the fuck is he? 416 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:44,280 Help me. Can you just try not to destroy the house? 417 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:46,200 And stomping around like that, 418 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,640 you're going to break every floorboard 419 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:51,160 with your great big hobbit feet. It's just so heavy. 420 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:54,600 Do you not think maybe we should say bye now just cos... Hmm? 421 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:57,320 ..it'll be too emotional later, you know. Yeah, bye. 422 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:03,760 Bye, then. Yes, goodbye. 423 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:05,240 Bye, Karen. Bye, Chi. 424 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,680 EMOTIONAL PIANO MUSIC 425 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:17,680 Oh, stop it. Stop it. MUSIC STOPS 426 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,920 Everything's coming up Karen, remember? 427 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,200 MUSIC RESUMES 428 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,640 Ugh! MUSIC STOPS 429 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,400 Remember the time when we were...? 430 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,000 You got us that trampoline... Yeah. ..for Christmas? 431 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000 And I woke up and you'd put it in the front garden. 432 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,160 I remember getting on that trampoline, 433 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,920 we were bouncing up and down and up and down 434 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:37,600 and then I just got my leg, I just kicked you off and you were like... 435 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,960 You fell into that fence and you fell down, and, you know, 436 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,360 we all thought you'd been paralysed or something from it, 437 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:43,640 but you weren't, but... Yeah. 438 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,200 Do you remember, your neck was, like, 439 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,680 doing, like, twisty shapes and all that? Yeah, really hurt. 440 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,800 LOUD BUMPING What the fuck? 441 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:53,280 Oh, my God! What? 442 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,640 This is my dead sister's bedroom! 443 00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:01,440 Is that Chank? My name is not Chank. It's Peter. 444 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:04,440 Yeah, and, you, piss off. Sorry. 445 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:23,840 Fuck. 446 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:30,560 God, it smells disgusting in here. 447 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:44,040 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's wrong? 448 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:47,840 Don't whoa me- I need to find Chi. Why, what's happened? 449 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:51,920 I think she might have been grieving this whole time, Dave! 450 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:56,520 OK, right, look, before we go, I've got something to say. 451 00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:59,040 Remember when we were talking about confessions earlier 452 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:01,160 and mine was slightly bigger than yours? Yeah. 453 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:02,840 I've got another one. 454 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,280 I'm not sure I want any more kids. 455 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,000 Look, God, I'm really sorry, 456 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,480 it's that I'm knackered all the time 457 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:13,920 and I just want to spend time with you. 458 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:16,680 I hate kids so much, Dave. 459 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:20,960 Really, like, I... I really hate them. 460 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:24,600 And I'm just realising now... 461 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,400 This is an orgy, isn't it? 462 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:36,560 Oh, my God, would someone pop a tit or something? 463 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:39,760 Come on, we need to find Chi. I'm coming too. 464 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,160 This orgy's so dead. 465 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:45,000 I'm going to Spain where people actually Costa del fuck. 466 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:50,560 Um, excuse me, could you untie me, please? I need the loo. 467 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:53,240 No, I won't, you dirty little whore. 468 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,680 I'd be very grateful if you'd... 469 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:57,280 Oh, yeah, no, no, I'm sorry. No, that's all right. 470 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,960 Do you remember where we put Mum and Dad? 471 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:03,040 Oh, I'm pretty sure it was somewhere near the sand. 472 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,720 Yeah. Here? 473 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,880 Just make sure you don't stand on them. 474 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:10,200 Yeah, no, no, of course. There? Yeah, that's ringing a bell. 475 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:14,040 Chi, it's nice being here together one last time. 476 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:15,080 Yeah. 477 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:19,000 Do you mind if I just quickly practise Spain for a minute? 478 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,360 Yeah, no, of course. Yeah. 479 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,040 Chi! 480 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,200 Chi! 481 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,040 Chi, it's Karen. 482 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:40,920 Oh, yeah, don't come and meet us halfway. 483 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,600 What? Chi! Don't go to Spain. 484 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,600 LOUDLY: What? 485 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,160 Don't go to Spain. 486 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,480 What? 487 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:53,360 Ugh, I said don't...go...to Spain. 488 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:58,200 What? I know you can hear me now, I'm so close to you. 489 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,520 Don't go to Spain. 490 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,200 How did you know where I was? 491 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,480 I've got a... 492 00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:06,680 I've got a Find My Friends tracker on my phone, 493 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:10,160 I use it sometimes just to see where you are, to make sure you're OK. 494 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,920 Have you got me microchipped? No. KC registered? 495 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:14,760 No, look, just listen. 496 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:19,800 If you go to Spain with Michelle and her massive bag, then you're just... 497 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:23,480 You're going to end up face down, dead in a swimming pool. 498 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:24,520 Oh. What does that mean? 499 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:27,360 But I've already packed my flight and booked my bags, so I don't... 500 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:29,240 Yeah. Exactly, so... No, but, seriously, 501 00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:32,680 there's a plane in the sky waiting for me to be inside it right now. 502 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,080 Look, this is... 503 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,480 This is really big of me, OK, to do this 504 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,080 and this is not easy for me. 505 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:42,160 This is very hard for me to do, especially to you. Oh! 506 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:47,200 Are you a lesbian? But I just...really think... 507 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:50,000 I really think you should stay here. 508 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,120 You know, where you can be... 509 00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:54,480 You know, do weird things 510 00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:58,280 and you can speak the language, sort of, and... 511 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,920 Well, you just... You can be here with us. 512 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,640 Can you hurry up, please, cos I still haven't finished packing? 513 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:06,440 I don't know what... I'm going to need... 514 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,640 Look, you need to let me think for five minutes. 515 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:11,040 No, I can't give you five minutes, that's unreasonable. 516 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:13,360 Look, I'm really sorry, but I don't know if 517 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:16,440 I'm going to be able to come all the way to Spain and I know 518 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,760 that we were going to go there and live the Ibiza dream 519 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:21,880 like Ronnie and Roxy. And I just... I really hope you can forgive me... 520 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:23,960 That's OK. See ya. ..because I can't... 521 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:25,680 Aren't you forgetting something? 522 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:27,200 Oh. 523 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,560 Yeah. 524 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,360 Yeah, I suppose that could work. 525 00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:32,120 Yeah, of course. 526 00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:34,880 Yeah, we could have some Mummy and son time. 527 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:37,240 What do you reckon? I just meant your bag. 528 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,560 Oh! Oh, thank fuck for that. 529 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:43,160 Anyway, right, I'm off, guys, to the island of love. 530 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,040 Oh. Bye! Have fun. 531 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,400 Wow. 532 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:50,800 Group hug? 533 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,280 No. No, no, no, no, no. 534 00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:54,560 Family hug. Yes. No. 535 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,240 Come on! Oh, no, no. 536 00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,280 Can you please not squeeze too tight! 537 00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:01,760 Please, Dave, this is mine and Chi's moment, you're ruining it. 538 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,920 SHE VOMITS 539 00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:07,480 It's fine. It's happy sick. 540 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:09,800 Doesn't that mean that you're pregnant? 541 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,680 Oh! The orgy worked. 542 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:13,480 Oh! What orgy? 543 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:15,800 Erm...what's an orgy? 544 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:19,920 Shit. 545 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:22,040 You're 37.5 degrees and have puffy ankles. 546 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,520 I reckon you're about three weeks along. 547 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,600 Oh, my God, riddled. 548 00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:28,440 Oh, it's the last thing I need! 549 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:31,320 I don't want to carry a person for nine months, 550 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:33,960 I already carry an entire family. 551 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,600 I thought you wanted a baby kid? 552 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,880 Oh, that was a passing comment, at most. 553 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:41,400 I mean, I can carry it for you if you want, like a surrogate. 554 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,840 Absolutely not. 555 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,320 I just can't believe we're all going to live together. 556 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:47,920 Nobody said that. 557 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,240 Are my ears straight? Yeah. 558 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,360 I thought we'd broke this one last time. 559 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:55,280 No, no. Down you go. 560 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:58,160 At least there was a happy ending. Yeah. 561 00:26:58,160 --> 00:26:59,200 Right. 562 00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:10,080 Do you think he can see us? 563 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:11,440 Oh, God, I hope not. 564 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,640 Let's go. Let's go. 565 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,600 And I'm not in the mood now. 566 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,320 Oh, well, do you know, my knees... 567 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,040 Listen, did you hear them crack? 568 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,160 I did. Yeah. 569 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,560 Yeah, it's put a dampener on it a bit. 43489

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