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[eerie music]

- I hope that my spirit will haunt you

for the rest of your lives.

- If you don't kill me now, you will regret it.

I promise you will.

- I am not ready to die tonight.

- Previously on "The Traitors"...

- Rinna, you bitch.

- By order of the Traitors...

- You are murdered.

- A brutal mission left some players burned.

Each time a beast is set alight,

that player has lost protection from tonight's murder.

- Oh. - Ron!

- Tiffany!

- Monét! - Yam Yam!

- I'm gonna be killed.

- Do y'all see any more down there?

- I don't like that my name has been said.

We have to stop that.

- And at the roundtable, a Faithful turned unfaithful.

- I want to take a shot tonight.

I want a big swing.

Tiffany.

I want to cut the head off the snake.

Tiffany, you're the Traitor that I'm going after tonight.

You're the most dangerous, and you're the puppet master.

- No, I'm the smartest. - The smartest Traitor?

So you admit it? - I am smarter than you.

- There's ringleaders in here.

- Well, Ron, you're saying my name today.

- When we were tied to the tree, I heard light steps.

- You're a liar. You've done the same to Porsha.

Don't try and come for me.

- I heard a laugh.

That laugh was you, Tiffany.

- You get what you deserve,

because I am a Faithful.

[dramatic music]

- We have a murder to commit.

Johnny.

- I was thinking Stephen.

- Monét. - Tara.

- The good thing about all of them

is that they're not gamers or Housewives.

- Mm-hmm. - It destroys the pattern.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- It's a new day at my castle,

and the Faithful will soon discover

who became the Traitor's latest victim

and won't make it to breakfast.

[knock at door]

- Ooh, first ones.

- I've never been first. - Oh, yeah. You haven't.

- I've never been first either.

- That's amazing. - Oh, there's a salmon.

- [gasps] We need the salmon.

- [British accent] Would you like some coffee?

- I need some today.

- I was really missing Tiffany all night.

- It bothers me. I loved her.

I didn't sleep well over it.

- Nor did I.

- [sighs] - Sucks

- I think I'm just wired to take care of other people

and care for other people.

I think a lot of children of immigrants

are raised to think

of how our actions affect the people around us.

And so that's why it is so conflicting

to be in a position where my piece of evidence

got a Faithful banished.

- What did you guys feel about Ron's accusations

last night at the roundtable about Maura?

- Well, I think Ron's very interesting,

because what he does is, he goes from victim...

- Yeah, like that. - To accuser.

So, if you even say anything to him,

he right away will accuse you of being a Traitor.

It insults me, actually, that we've made no effort.

I've asked him about his family.

I bet he knows nothing about me.

There seems to be no effort

to be part of this group.

And, also, Ron immaculately distracted us

and put Porsha out there on the first roundtable.

That was noted.

[knock at door] - Come on in.

[dramatic music]

- Well, hello. both: Hi.

- Hello, hello. - Hi, Candiace.

- Hello.

- I'm going to sit next to you today.

- Please do. - Look, I'm wearing a snake.

- It's a Burmese python.

- Ah!

- I love your overalls.

- Thank you.

- How'd you sleep? - I slept OK.

- I felt terrible over Tiffany the whole night.

- Yeah. - Awful, absolutely awful.

- It was bad.

- I had a big miss last night.

I rallied the troops to go Tiffany,

and she was a Faithful.

So it obviously is not a good look for me.

It did not help my gameplay. It did not help the Faithfuls.

I'm obviously going to have to wear some pie

on my face today and just sort of own it.

- We really made a bad choice last night.

The next one is crucial. - I know.

- After last night, I was replaying and putting

all the pieces back together.

Colton is this, like, person that is whipping votes.

He took a big swing yesterday at Tiffany, and he missed.

There's something fishy about him.

- So this is all the safe people.

- There's a lot of people up for murder.

Nine.

- I think out of the people up, I think Stephen and Tara,

because they're pretty quiet. - Yeah.

- Lisa? - Maybe.

I could see Johnny going.

- I think Ron and Yam Yam have a lot of heat on them

at the roundtable.

- I think Michael's fine.

- Michael has nine lives. - [laughs]

[banging at door] - Oh, my God.

- Whoo. Nerves are on the edge.

[dramatic music]

- Michael. - Hi.

- Yeah, I knew it.

- Yam Yam. - Oh, Yam Yam.

- I already cried. You missed it. I already cried.

- And Ron, obviously.

♪ ♪

- People don't seem too happy to see me.

I get what I can only classify

as the most tepid of applause.

What up? How are you?

- Hi. Good morning.

- I haven't gotten applause that light

since I was an open-miker.

- Were you scared last night, Michael?

- No. I live in the heat. - OK, yeah.

- I thrive in the heat. I live in the slop.

- All right. - The slop, the dirt, the mess.

I am feeling really good today.

I feel like people are starting to understand and get me.

Right now Ron is on my absolute Traitor list.

This is a stand-up comedian,

and he is not as meek as he appears.

- Yam Yam, all those tears yesterday--for what?

- I know.

- I've already cried too much on TV.

I can't do it anymore.

- Oh, did you cry a lot on "The Bachelor"?

- I was a hot mess.

- Really? - Yes.

- You know that, right? - What?

- That he was on "The Bachelor," and he was--

like, he hadn't come out, and he was dating 30 women.

- You went on "Bachelor," and you were gay?

- Yeah. Oh, my God, you didn't know this?

- No, I didn't.

- Welcome to the party, Dorinda.

- But I didn't know that you went as a heterosexual

on a major show.

- At that time, I was convinced I was a heterosexual.

- God, I missed the window.

I would have liked to have been around you during that time.

- You dodged a bullet. Congrats.

[loud banging on door]

- Oh! - Oh, God, please.

- I hate this door. - Oh, my gosh, amen.

♪ ♪

[cheers and applause]

- Wow. - I'm alive!

- Hi.

- I needed you to come back.

- Oh, my gosh.

- I thought I was a goner.

- I'm happy. - [mouth full] You're alive.

- - It's nice to see you. Nice to see you.

- Oh, I was convinced.

- Oh, my God, I'm shaking.

- I mean, I'm guessing there's no smoked salmon, right?

Of course there's not.

- Wait, who's left? Who's left?

- Johnny. - Johnny.

- Tara. - And Monét.

- Oh, my God, this is a good group.

- This is, like, the best people.

- I hope it's not Monét or Johnny.

- I don't like it.

- I feel like it's going to be Tara.

- Ay-yi-yi.

[loud banging on door] both: Oh.

- That's Monét.

- Come on in.

♪ ♪

[all screaming] - What?

- Oh, shit. - I didn't see that coming.

♪ ♪

[loud banging on door] both: Oh.

- That's Monét. - Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

- Come on in.

[dramatic music]

[cheers and applause]

- She's alive!

[cheering continues] - Ah.

- Oh, wait, it's Monét.

- Yeah. - What?

- Whoa. - Monét.

- No!

Monét.

- Oh, my God. - Shit.

- Wow.

Wow. It's getting vicious now.

- Why Monét?

[gentle piano music]

- It's got to be Monét. - He said Lisa.

- And if he didn't say me, I would not pick him tonight.

- I know. - But he did.

- I think our hands are tied. - I do, too.

♪ ♪

- Damn, damn, damn.

They got ya, girl.

"Dear Monét, by order of the Traitors,

you have been murdered."

Signed, the Traitors.

God damn it. I think I was onto them.

I was a fierce Faithful for as long as I was living.

But now I'm a little Faithful ghost.

I'm going to haunt these hallways.

Mark my words.

Ectoplasm on all these hos.

OK?

- That makes me sad.

- I'm shaking all over my body. - That sucks.

- It does. - That was horrible.

- That's fucked up.

- I know that I swore an oath of treachery and awfulness

and all of that.

But murdering Monét sucks, because he trusted me.

And because he trusted me, he shared something with me

that ended up being his demise.

So how am I doing today?

To quote Dorinda Medley, not well, bitch.

- Shall we raise a glass to him?

- Yeah, let's raise a glass. - Ohh.

- To the always vibrant Monét.

- Always. all: Monét.

- To Monét. - To Monét.

- We love you, Monét.

- The best dressed, that's for sure.

- Yeah, one of the best dressed.

Oh, man.

[scoffs]

I mean, that is savage.

- Yes.

- Oh, boy.

- Daddy, Daddy in the house.

- Wow. - I see the guns.

- Good morning, my Faithful breakfast friends

and my little multipack of liars.

They say with the rising sun comes renewed hope.

Sadly, not for Monét,

as he is now hitting the eternal snooze button.

Yes, poor tragic Monét slipped uncharacteristically quietly

into the night.

He came to play, but today Monét sashayed away.

[book slams]

- Oh, my God.

- But now finish your egg whites

or whatever you lot eat, as you have a mission to tackle.

- Oh, no.

- And today there's moisture ahead.

I'll see you at the castle fountain.

- [whines]

- It's going to be a cold plunge.

- I'm not cute wet, no.

- Do you swim?

- I float. - [laughs]

- Monét became an instant danger.

Now, that's the first time any of us Traitors

have been called out.

So today we have to stop that.

I have to figure out another name to put out there.

And Ron is real clever.

Ron watches, listens.

And, of course, I was swayed by what he said about Porsha.

So I think Ron has to go at the roundtable.

- I'm really happy to see you. - Thank you.

- Yeah.

- Thank you, Kristen, I appreciate that.

I like you so much. - I like so many people.

And I'm getting confused between like and trust,

which is my fucking problem. - It's my fucking problem, too.

- And mine. - I mean, obviously, my--

Ron and Michael, these names are just all floating around.

- I'm going with Ron.

- Yeah. - Why?

- Well, many reasons.

I mean, I've been suspicious for a while.

- Yeah.

- Last night, an immediate shift to Maura...

- Yeah. - Felt...

- Yeah, but that's-- - He's really smart.

- That is a pattern. - He's really smart.

- Because that's what he did with Porsha.

He was a lame duck. He was quiet. He was dead.

And then he just pops up at the first roundtable

with all this, like, articulation and bullet points.

- After being silent... - Yes.

- And not saying a word.

- I am suspicious of Ron,

but, again, I'm really doubting myself now,

because I was really wrong on Tiffany.

I'm so disappointed

that I can't figure out who a Traitor is.

I am a national champion, a world champion,

and an Olympic champion, but I don't know what to do.

And I don't know how to get better at this game.

- What do you got? - I'm back on to Ron.

- What do you got, Maura?

- It's just like...

yesterday when Colton kept saying Tiffany,

and, like, I was never suspicious of Tiffany.

- Me neither. I knew she wasn't.

- I knew she wasn't, but he was so sure.

It made me feel like I had to go for Tiffany.

- He got her kicked off.

- But why the fuck did we all follow him?

- That's--I don't know. I don't know.

- It's ridiculous.

- Maybe it's his night to take some heat

for being the ringleader of a bad vote.

Colton-- he was the rabble-rouser.

He was the one that was putting it in everybody's ear.

He went after Tiffany hard.

It absolutely makes me suspect him.

- So what are the names that you're hearing right now?

- I know I'm probably going to get banished,

so I just want to say

I'm pretty sure it's Michael and Dorinda.

[tense music]

During last night's roundtable,

Dorinda won't let me get a word in edgewise,

which is always telling to me.

I think she would do anything

to survive and be the last Traitor standing.

- I will say Michael gets brought up a lot.

Chaos-creating, loud, and Dorinda does back him up

and say, that's just how he is.

He's always like that. - Yeah, constantly.

- I've known him for years.

- It's the two of them, for sure.

For sure.

- Hi, hi, hi. - Yo, yo.

- Hello. - How you doing?

- Hello. I'm good. How are you guys?

- What's your read on Monét being the one?

- The Monét one's throwing me.

- I've cried enough, but that just, like, hurts.

- Did you want to go Michael or Ron tonight?

- I think Michael is the number-one Traitor.

And I feel people are, like, sleeping on it.

- You're going Ron?

- It's too stressful to change. - He comes alive at the table.

He doesn't do anything all day in the castle.

He doesn't do anything on the missions.

- Well, I'll give Ron credit on the missions.

He's a team player in the missions.

I will give him that. - Okay.

- My suspicions are on Colton.

If you listen to how he speaks about other people

and who he decides to throw under the bus,

he doesn't actually ask questions.

He's not curious.

He's literally surveying the group,

asking who people are suspicious about,

and then reverse engineering it into getting the answer.

I want to actually see what's in the bar real quick.

- OK.

I've worked with enough people in kitchens,

where they're so busy leading

that they forget that it's a team game.

And Colton--he doesn't feel like a team player.

I'm going to keep my eye on Colton

and the people that he herds like sheep,

because I think he's using people.

- Let's go make some money!

- I'm so scared.

- In today's mission,

the players not only have the chance

to increase the prize pot,

they will also face a death-defying decision.

- Oh, God, are we going to go fishing in this thing?

- That's a dagger in his heart. - Yeah.

- Ooh. Scottish Superman.

- Greetings, players.

Sadly, this is not the fountain of youth,

something even more powerful.

This is the fountain of the Faithful.

Today you are going to restore

this water feature to its former glory.

Around the castle grounds are eight missing statues

to complete the fountain.

Your task is to retrieve and set them

in their rightful places.

To locate the statues,

you must search inside the fountain for coins

like this.

- Oh, boy. - Oh, of course.

- I know. - In the murky water.

- These coins reveal the location

of where the statues could be found.

Once all eight statues are in place,

you must turn this wheel

to bring the fountain back to life.

Find and place all the statues around the fountain

within 30 minutes,

and you will add $16,000 to the prize pot.

Thank you, thank you. [cheers and applause]

But be warned--there is more than just money at stake today.

- Of course there is. - Of course.

- Hidden alongside the missing statues are shields.

You may take a shield

to protect yourself from murder tonight.

But if none of you elect to take a shield,

you will stop tonight's murder.

[all gasp]

However, if just one of you takes a shield,

the Traitors will murder tonight as usual.

- Wow. - Wow.

- [gasps] No fucking way.

I want someone to take a shield

because that means we can murder,

and that's our job.

And that's what we're here for, OK?

- For this mission, you'll be playing in groups of four.

Please now decide who you'll be playing with.

- Hold on, hold on. [all speaking at once]

- One voice, one voice, one voice, one voice.

- It's scary, because everything

is on the line here.

All it takes is one person grabbing a shield,

and then everybody else is up for murder.

- Natalie, come over here. Rob, come over here.

- Pick me, pick me, pick me! What about the shields?

No shields? all: No shields.

- Only Traitors would take a shield.

- OK.

This is definitely my biggest test so far.

Coming into this game, I said, if there's ever

a shield presented to me that I would take it.

The opportunity to go for a shield for me

would be really smart.

- OK, so now you're in your teams,

who are you going to look out for?

Each other or number one?

Let me be clear.

This is an all-or-nothing mission.

If just one statue isn't correctly restored,

there will be no water and no money.

For $16,000,

get ready, set, go!

- Let's go. - Hey, hey.

- Hold each other accountable.

- If you find a decoy coin, throw it out!

- I strictly like my water frozen.

[chuckles] I do not like to be

in fountains or in locks.

And Johnny Weir hates it even more than I do.

- Ew. Well, this is annoying.

- Come on, guys, keep going!

- This is a fake one!

How did I get here?

Fake.

I just want to find the right coin, get some directions,

and go and find the first statue.

- Are we going in? - Yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, shit.

- You got it, Lisa. Come on, girl.

- I don't--OK. - Come on.

- Go on, Candiace. America is watching.

- Oh! Oh! God!

What if I fall in this water? I could get a yeast infection.

Who's going to take care of my coochie?

- Come on, Candiace! Get dirty, girl!

- If you get on all fours, it's easier.

- Oh, my God.

- Where are they?

[shouting]

- Rob. - You got one?

Let's go. - The old cedar stump.

- This way. This way. - This way!

♪ ♪

- So Tara, Kristen, Maura, and Rob

are on their way to the castle grounds

to find the first statue.

Look at Rob bounding off like a young buck.

- Oh, my God.

- I haven't found one, not one.

- I got a chip. I got a chip.

- You got it? - The farmer's gate.

- Guys, team!

- Bravo, Johnny. - Where?

- The farmer's gate. - The farmer's gate.

- The farmer's gate. - Let's go!

- Oh, my God, ew! [screaming]

- I don't trust everybody to not get shields.

An entire team could take four shields

and we would never know,

because somebody would be dead the next day.

- Oh, my God, it's massive!

- Evil. - It's going to be so heavy.

[dramatic music]

- No. - What?

- Okay, come on.

Oh, my God. - There's one shield.

No, leave-- I'm leaving the shield.

- Yeah, leave the shield. - Leaving the shield.

- I'm in it for the long game. I'm here for the win.

And I don't think it's worth the suspicion

that it would raise to try to sneak a shield

from this mission.

So, yeah, my plan is to work as a team

and build trust with my teammates.

But I'm honestly hoping, as a Traitor,

that someone takes a shield

'cause I want to murder somebody tonight.

This thing smells like shit. - Yeah, it does.

- Natalie. Natalie. Natalie, it's right here.

Quick, this way. - This way. This way, Natalie!

- Put it in.

I want to see what these shields look like, actually.

- Is it underneath?

- I just want to see what it looks like.

- No. - OK, but--

- We're not taking a shield.

- Come on, man, where you at?

- I haven't found one, not one!

- Colton, I got one!

- Where are we going? - The ancient oaks.

- How the fuck are we supposed to run with water in our shoes?

- Just got to do it. - [groans]

- I will never tire of a soggy Housewife, never.

- Let's go this way, this way. - Slow and steady, Colton.

Let's not leave the ladies behind.

- I know. I know. I know.

- This is a good team. I like this team.

Colton is pretty competitive.

I feel like if one of us were to say,

let's all grab a shield, he'd be like, sure.

- Where's the foot bridge? - I think it's this way.

- Let's do this.

- Guys, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're walking too fast.

- OK, OK. - Why is this so heavy?

- You good, Johnny? - Yep.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- That's two statues back to the fountain.

Need to get a move on.

- Hey, it's right here.

- OK, OK. - OK.

- No shields. - No shields.

- We're not taking shields. - Yeah.

- Here we go! Here we go!

- I'll watch for shields.

You guys take it. - How many are they?

- There's just one. Just keep going.

- Go. Go, Yam Yam. - Let's go.

♪ ♪

- Aah! - Careful, careful, careful.

- Watch out. - Oh, here they come.

That's three statues back to the fountain.

- Careful, careful. I'm dropping it!

- Let's get back in there and look for more coins.

- Yep. - Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

- There's a lot of butt.

- Find more.

- Four statues in place, four statues still not found.

You have just ten minutes remaining!

- Oh, come on!

- Guys, I got one! Hey, Johnny!

The valley! Let's go, Dorinda!

Get your ass over here. Let's go!

The valley, this way. - Oh, fuck.

- Whoo!

- Let's get this one up, one two, three.

- Let's go! Come on! - There's a shield in that one.

- All right, let's go.

- Hey, I got one! I got one!

- Yes. - Giant pine tree.

- Bravo, Stephen.

- Here we go.

♪ ♪

- I see him. I see him.

If no one takes a shield, we're all shielded.

- Oh, hey, I got one, Mark. - You got it?

- We're doing great, guys.

- So good. - Whoo.

- Six statues back to the fountain.

The clock is ticking.

That last coin needs to be found

if they want to bank that cash.

- The last coin

is so difficult to find.

We have to do this.

Like, we're running out of time.

- Seven minutes remaining, players.

Hurry, hurry.

- I'm digging, I'm digging. I'm wet. I'm tired.

My back hurts.

I got this!

What's this? The labber-nith. - Yes!

- Finally, I get the coin. We're off.

- Hallelujah, the final coin has been uncovered.

- Where's the other team?

Collectively, we have agreed to not take shields.

But I know this is a game

that you have to look out for yourself.

So all it takes is one person

to screw the entire group over.

It's a lot of faith to put in these people.

- Come on, come on, come on, the riverbank.

Keep going ladies. - Hurry, hurry, hurry!

- Is it in the river?

- We have to cross the river. - Oh, no!

- Oh, fuck you guys. - [squeals]

- Well, I guess I'm already wet.

- Come on, guys, let's not lose steam.

- This is really slippery. - Oh, shit.

- Ah! - Come on, come on, come on!

- There it is, right there. Do you see it?

I'm putting it in. - And look.

- Aah! - Careful, careful.

- Oh, my God, there's four. - Oh, shit, there's four.

- There are four shields there, four.

The devil is busy across the riverbank, OK?

- Do you think any other group took them?

- I mean, maybe.

- I am one of the louder voices,

and I have a massive target on my back.

If I don't take the shield, I could see myself going home.

- The labyrinth, straight ahead.

- Labber-nith! - Let's go, Michael!

- This is tough.

- Get that same spot, Johnny, behind me.

- Let me look for a shield. - OK.

- OK. - Uh-oh.

- Guys, there are four shields.

- There are four shields, four.

Do you know what that means?

All four of us could be protected.

Those shiny shields are pretty--

you know, they're pretty tempting.

- What if some Traitor took them?

- We can't control them. - But there's four.

- But we can control our thing, and to be Faithful, we all--

- Hold on a second.

- I just don't trust everybody else.

I trust myself, but I don't trust everybody else.

I want that feeling of feeling secure.

I think it buys you so much power

to be aggressive at the roundtable

but be protected for the night.

I can see that twinkle in Dorinda's eyes.

She's thinking what I'm thinking.

What are we doing about shields, guys?

This is a big decision.

♪ ♪

- Come on! Hurry up!

We're running out of time!

- You good, Natalie?

- Come on, guys, hurry up! Come on, guys!

This is an all-or-nothing mission.

So, if we don't get the statues in the right amount of time,

we don't get money and I need some money in that pot.

- Oh. - Go, go, go.

- Feels like you're going slower than before.

- Where are these people? We're not fast enough.

Hurry up!

- One, two. Let's move.

- Two minutes remaining! - Go, go, go!

- Go. - Look how fast Rob is.

Jesus Christ.

Come on, Rob, you can do it!

- Hey, this way.

- Go Rob! Go get it. - Shit, we cannot--

- Come on, push, push, push.

- Oh, my God. He's coming to help.

Thank God. - Come on guys.

- Cut through. Cut through. - You got it.

- Almost there.

- One minute to go, players.

- I am suing.

- [laughs]

- One minute! One minute! - Oh, right here.

- The seventh statue making its way to my fountain.

- Come on, come on, come on! This way!

- Here comes the last statue.

- Oh, careful, careful, careful.

- Question is, did they take the shield?

- Pick it up! Pick it up! - Go, go, go, go, go, go!

- Let's hurry up, people. - Hurry, players!

- My God. - Start spinning.

[shouting]

[cheering]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[all cheering]

- Blood is flowing. - Oh, my God!

[cheering]

[triumphant music]

- Look at these guys! [laughter]

- Gather around, players.

Well done, players! Congratulations.

[cheers and applause]

You restored all eight statues on their plinths

within the time limit.

Blood is flowing, and so is the money,

because you've added $16,000 to the prize fund...

- Go, team! - Not too shabby.

- Which currently stands

at a magnificent $106,000. [cheers and applause]

- That's real money. - Yeah!

- That's some money.

- But... - We've been good.

- More importantly...

will there be any other red liquid flowing tonight?

- It better not. - Definitely not.

[dramatic music]

- If none of you took a shield,

you will all be protected from murder.

But even one of you chose to take one, they will be safe,

but tonight the Traitors will murder once more.

The question is,

did anyone succumb to selfishness?

♪ ♪

Well, I'm not going to reveal that now.

- Of course you're not. - Alan!

- That's just evil.

Someone could have some shields pocketed right now.

I like everyone, but do I trust them?

No.

- Back to the castle, where, at the roundtable,

you'll really want to make a splash.

- Oh. - Off you go.

- Nobody took a shield, right? - Yeah, no one took shield.

- No shield.

- I hope to God everyone's being honest

about not taking them,

because at least then we can have a peaceful night.

- I have a glimmer of hope

that somebody got a shield today,

because we need the pick of the litter.

We need to be able to kill in order to win this game.

- Do we have to take our shoes off before we go in?

- It seems like we should, just to be good people.

I'm hoping everyone stuck to the plan.

But I noticed that Dorinda and Michael

were on the same team together.

So, if at any time, if anybody had a chance to sneak off

and grab a shield to make sure they could murder,

it's probably them.

- After what we just did, we're badasses, OK?

- I got in a river.

- We got in a river, and we crossed it.

- With a statue.

- Harry Hamlin is going to be so blown away way,

because he's like a mountain man.

And he says that, you know, my version of camping

is the Four Seasons. - Glamping.

- So hi. - Yeah.

- Excuse me. both: Mm-hmm.

- Do you have anybody--

Like, say, if we're sitting here tomorrow...

- Mm-hmm. - We've nabbed Ron.

who is still standing after Ron goes down?

- You know, I can only focus on tonight.

[quirky music]

♪ ♪

- How you doing tonight? - I'm good.

♪ ♪

- How you feel going into this, Ron?

- Oh, I'm just happy to be able to say my piece.

Happy that I feel like I'm at least 90% on two Traitors.

- Oh, you feel 90% on two Traitors?

- Yep.

- Are you gonna save your bits--

- No, I can tell you right now if you want.

Michael and Dorinda. - Michael and Dorinda?

- Yep. - OK.

Ron, I haven't voted for you once.

- Doesn't matter. You're a Traitor.

Doesn't matter. It's not a... - So what makes you think--

- Back-and-forth. It's not a tit for tat.

- Why are you paranoid about that?

- It's not paranoid--it's that I've been using my mind.

I've been thinking. - I voted for Donna.

- And I know you and Michael are Traitors working together.

- You should go with that. - I will.

- And, you know, all our Faithful--

my Faithful family will stand behind me.

- I know you feel good, and that's great.

- I do feel good.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- I think we're on Ron tonight, right?

- I say Michael. - I'm not opposed to Michael.

- If you actually stop and think about it,

everybody who voted for Michael night one...

- Gone.

- Except for one person is gone.

- Me. - Is that true?

Every single person that voted for Michael night one?

- Monét, Tiffany, and Rob C. - Wow, yes.

- And then Yam Yam.

And he's the most obvious against Michael.

- Maybe you should be scared to die.

- Bitch, I mean, yesterday I was fucking scared.

♪ ♪

- I need a seat. - I can stand up. Sit here.

- Thank you.

♪ ♪

- I look thinner standing up.

- Yeah. [laughs]

My prediction is that if no one gets killed tonight,

Alan's going to be like...

[Scottish accent] The Traitors didn't get to taste blood

last night of one, so tonight they get to taste two.

- Oh, my gosh. - Some shit like that.

- That sucks, guys. - I have a question, though.

Does Alan stay in his outfit when he comes up to the turret,

or does he change? - [chuckling]

♪ ♪

- Answer the man's question. - I have no clue, man.

- Why are you laughing, dude?

- 'Cause I know what he's trying to do.

- Why are you laughing? Jeez. - Just answer it.

Let us know. - I wouldn't know.

- Dude, you don't get flustered easily,

and you're getting really flustered.

- That's why I could never be a Traitor.

My face is bright red.

♪ ♪

- I mean, that's the only way

we're going to really find people is,

you got to, like, press them, see how uncomfortable they get.

Am I making you uncomfortable yet?

- I'm...

- You were you having a pretty chatty pre-banishment.

After being the Tiffany ringleader,

you would think you'd be, like, a little bit more like,

I'm just going to play in the cut today.

- Yeah, that's not me.

If I miss a shot, I'm shooting again.

- All right, well-- - And I'm shooting you.

- If you come at me tonight,

you are going to really mess yourself up.

- That sounds like threats of a Traitor.

- If I were you, I'd be a little bit more humble,

especially after what you did last night to Tiffany,

'cause your instincts and your sniffer,

maybe it's a little clogged up.

I was minding my business eating my vegetable dinner,

and, you know, all of a sudden, I get attacked by Colton.

He should be keeping his mouth shut at this point

because he's a failed ringleader.

- What are you thinking, Natalie?

- I'm still on the same two.

Colton just said something to Michael.

And he was like, oh, does Alan change when he's in the turret?

And Michael, went to answer-- - No.

- Yeah.

But I've had suspicions on Michael from day one.

I always have suspicions of Ron.

- Oh, you guys walked in with authority.

- Listen, if anybody's got my name on their mouth tonight,

you're about to make a big mistake.

Colton, the Colton killers, Colton's killers.

- What do you mean?

- Just had a conversation with Colton.

He all but told me he's voting for me,

and he's sniffing around.

I said for somebody who's got egg on their face last night,

you should go into this banishment

a little bit more humble.

When you ring-lead an entire conversation

where somebody gets whacked,

you should get points deducted for that.

- Michael's going off. - I already heard him.

I already heard him.

- I'm a very emotional person.

I'm very aware when I'm getting emotional.

I'm very aware how I'm coming off, when I'm being offensive.

If I'm stepping on toes,

I'm aware of it while it's happening.

Sometimes I can't stop it.

But, you know, I'm very self-aware.

- He was pretty flustered.

- Yeah, he was, but to be fair, like, most of the time

you ask him a question, he goes--

- He does. - What did you feel when you--

- It's Michael.

- It's Michael what?

You are a fucking Traitor. This is a bad ringleader.

This is a bad ringleader.

You, after last night, should be humble

and keep your mouth quiet.

I would be asking questions instead of pointing fingers.

This is a Traitor.

- You're just hearing him. - Yeah, I hear him screaming.

- You're a Traitor.

- This is the difference between you and I.

If you miss a shot, you're not shooting.

You're going to sit your ass on the bench.

- I'm not doing any shots. - I'm still in the game.

- Because you're a Traitor, a manipulative Traitor,

and you're trying to do another bullshit

like you did last night.

You are a Traitor. This is a Traitor.

And I ain't going to say it no more.

This guy's a Traitor.

- So I'm the fifth person you accused now.

- Traitor, Traitor.

- Don't look at me like I'm leading the charge against you.

I haven't voted for you once, dude.

But if you're going to come for me, I'll finish you.

You can kiss my ass, Michael. - This is a Traitor.

Colton is a fucking Traitor.

- I want to be responsible

for sending Michael Rapaport home.

- He's a Traitor!

- ♪ Follow me down into the valley night ♪

♪ Where all the flowers bloom ♪

♪ ♪

- People are starting to expose themselves.

The bigmouths are starting to expose themselves.

The fake ringleaders are starting to expose themselves.

Colton, he's trying to get rid of people,

because he's a fucking Traitor.

[dramatic music]

- Michael has had a target on his back

since day one and, somehow, someway,

has survived every banishment and every murder

he's been up for.

Something's not adding up here,

and I definitely think it's his time to go.

Michael, here's your shovel.

Dig yourself your grave.

♪ ♪

- If you have tears, prepare to shed them now...

♪ ♪

For this roundtable will be a dead end of despair

for one of you tonight.

♪ ♪

The question is,

will it be a Faithful...

or a Traitor?

Well, today you may have swelled your prize pool

to $106,000,

but, remember, if any Traitor

is left at the end of this game, they will take it all.

♪ ♪

Players, the floor is yours.

♪ ♪

- Do we want to address

the shouting...

that was going on in the kitchen earlier?

- Yeah, what happened there?

I was down the hall and just heard.

- I was down the hall, too. - What happened there is--

I've been thinking of these words--conniving, colluding,

commiserating, Colton.

♪ ♪

They all start with a C...

and last night

is eerily...

familiar with tonight.

Last night someone was made to feel crazy,

sad, and alone--Tiffany.

She was isolated. She was pissed off.

And the person that put her under fire

was conniving, commiserating Colton.

And this man is responsible

for chirping in everybody's ear about Tiffany.

And this man, after the challenge today,

was openly in my face questioning me

and then, when I walked away, said my name out loud

to a group of people holding court.

And this man should be keeping his mouth shut,

because last night this man organized,

colluded to get rid of a good Faithful.

I'm angry. I'm pissed off.

And I am isolated because of him.

Him.

And nobody in this room

would be better at holding a secret than you.

♪ ♪

- There it is. - There it is.

You're a Traitor.

- You think it was fun for 29 years of my life?

- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. That has nothing to do with it.

I think you came into this game

loving the idea of being a Traitor.

- You said because I held a secret for 29 years--

- I didn't say you held a secret for 29 years.

- You insinuated it. - You're a Traitor.

♪ ♪

- You can't blame somebody

being forced into a closet for the majority of their life--

- I'm not talking about closets.

- That's what we took it as-- or I took it as, anyway.

- What did you mean by that? You should clarify.

- His behavior is of a Traitor. His behavior is secretive.

It's conniving. It's chirping. It's commiserating.

It's cowardly. - Very low blow.

- I don't think it was. - It was.

- Well, you're wrong.

- It wasn't intended to be. - Well, it was.

- Michael, he took it that way.

- I apologize if he took it that way.

- No, we get to take it how-- - Take it however you want.

This is a Traitor.

You're a Traitor, a commiserating,

colluding Traitor.

Commiserating Colton. - Oh, my gosh.

- Commiseration means to feel sorry for someone.

- No, it doesn't. - Yes, it does.

I'm sorry. That's driving me nuts.

- OK, What I would like to say is,

I made a mistake, and I will own that.

The more people who affirmed Tiffany to me

gave me more and more confidence

to rally the troops

and to sort of unify and get everybody on the same page.

- Just like you're trying to rally the troops tonight

and have another pissed-off Faithful walk up there

and tell you all that they're a Faithful.

because this is a Traitor and this is a Traitor.

♪ ♪

- The thing that I came to the conclusion of today

is...

you look at the people who have written Michael's name down.

On night one, there was four.

Tonight there's only one person

sitting in this room that wrote his name down.

And it's the one who had the biggest feud with him.

The other three people are gone.

Rob C, Tiffany... - Monét.

- Monét. - Monét.

- So that's just very convenient--

- So there's just one Traitor

who's just running the whole show?

It would just be me going, oh, they put my name down.

Let's get 'em.

- No, I think it's you and Dorinda.

I think you're the pit bull for Dorinda.

- I think you're a Housewife hunter.

- I don't watch "Housewives." I don't know you guys.

- You went right for Porsha.

You distracted everyone who went for Porsha.

- I don't know your shows.

- And now you've decided

you're going to go after me, but that's fine.

I have tried to get to know your family.

I have asked you where you live.

- I don't want to know where you live.

I don't care about your family.

My family is none of your fucking business.

- Ooh.

- Wow.

- I have been nothing but kind.

People have seen me try to make an effort with you.

They have.

- One of the things that's been brought against me

is that I don't want to get to know you guys that much,

that I'm not asking you

about your family and your friends.

I think that creates bias.

I think that impedes my investigation.

But it doesn't mean I'm not playing the game to win.

and be a Faithful.

- You're not interested because you're a Traitor.

You know when to manipulate.

And when you get an audience, you put on a grand show.

- I'm going to play how I want to play.

♪ ♪

- I'm just going to go back to where I've always been.

Ron, I do still share the same sentiments

that you are potentially a Traitor.

- I understand.

- And that will be my vote again tonight.

- I understand. - My reasons are the same.

Porsha is obviously the most glaring for me.

- I just think at this point,

whatever narrative that you're trying to now do,

like you did to Porsha, I hope they don't listen,

because he's a Traitor.

- He's a Traitor, and then you're next.

♪ ♪

- You've been pretty lucky to get this far.

- Says who?

- I mean, I'll speak for myself.

- Says you. Says you. - I'll let them--OK.

- I'll say it, too. - I'll say it, too.

♪ ♪

- For me, there are some things that it doesn't even matter.

Like, you've been on my list from day one.

And I've been super honest with you about why.

But today the way you spoke to Colton,

for me, it's enough to write your name down.

- I didn't do it then.

- So I think we should just get together

and vote him out of here.

- If you're a Faithful, you are the most distracting Faithful

for the Faithfuls.

If you're a Traitor, you are playing a great game,

because you are so good at throwing things out there

and having us just yell at each other

and wasting valuable, precious time,

when one of us will be killed soon.

And so for that reason, I have to vote for you today.

- Says the man with the magic ears.

- Oh, shut up, please. - Oh, my God.

- Enough. - We make mistakes.

- You just talk too much, Michael.

- Is that insulting, "says the man with the magic ears"?

- At this point, like,

I don't want to be in the same room as you.

- Really? - Yeah.

- It too much for you? Failed clique leader.

You sent a good Faithful home last night.

- I did.

- Did you guys laugh about it last night?

Were you cracking up?

Were you like, oh my God, we got 'em again?

We sent that lady home, crazy, sad, and alone.

Were you laughing your butts off?

♪ ♪

- At this point, I don't care

what you say when you get up there.

- Colluding, isolating, crazy-- - Players.

- Please stop talking. - Players, please.

- You stop talking.

- The time for talk is over.

It is now time to vote.

♪ ♪

- Players, it is now time to vote.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- I'm typically pretty good at separating game

and not playing super emotional,

but, like, Michael is now at a point

where it's become offensive to a few of us,

and that doesn't keep you around very long.

I think this one might be the straw

that broke the camel's back.

- My disruptive personality,

my troublemaking personality--

I came out of the womb like that.

It's just who I am.

I know that if you're a trash-talker,

sometimes you inadvertently might spit on somebody,

but it is just a game.

It ain't personal.

- Wow, well, I'm feeling a lot of feelings.

Michael Rapaport, he's trouble.

You know, he just doesn't shut the fuck up.

But yet, I mean, the chaos

is absolutely brilliant.

Michael is a huge distraction for us.

- [sighs]

- We will start the votes with Lisa.

Lisa, who do you think is a Traitor and why?

♪ ♪

- Ron, I did not want to be swayed tonight

by everything else.

And I'm sorry,

but I voted for you.

- Colton, who do you think is a Traitor and why?

♪ ♪

- Michael, you don't make me feel good.

I don't want you in the castle.

- Yeah.

- Eric?

- Michael, I voted for you,

largely because I think, even if you are a Faithful,

you hurt us more than you help us at this moment.

- Candiace, who do you think is a Traitor and why?

♪ ♪

- There's no spoilers here.

Part of the way that I'm playing this game as a Faithful

is to stay consistent,

and I have consistently said Ron

for quite a while.

And so, in the interest of continuing that,

this is my vote.

- Johnny, who do you think is a Traitor and why?

- Ron, you were saved by Michael tonight.

I don't give a shit what you are.

I just want you out of my castle.

- So that's three votes for Michael

and two votes for Ron.

- Kristen. - I voted for you, Michael.

- Yam Yam.

- I voted for Michael.

- Dorinda, who do you think is a Traitor and why?

- I need to stay true to myself

and true to what I believe, that Ron is a Traitor.

♪ ♪

- Michael.

- I'm voting for little Traitor Ron,

and I'll be coming after big Traitor Colton next.

♪ ♪

- So that's five votes for Michael

and four votes for Ron.

Natalie.

- I voted for Michael.

♪ ♪

- Rob.

- Yeah, Michael, I voted for you.

- Mark. - I'm sorry, brother.

I voted for you.

- Michael, if you receive one more vote,

you will be banished from my game.

Tara.

- Michael, I voted for you.

♪ ♪

- Stephen.

- I voted for you, Ron.

I came here to vote for Ron, and there was no evidence

that was presented that swayed my vote.

- Ron.

- I voted for Michael.

- And with the final vote, Maura.

- I'm gonna keep it short and sweet.

I'm sick of the Michael show.

You talk way too much.

♪ ♪

But you don't say a lot.

- Michael, you have received the most votes

and are banished from the game.

Please come forward to the Circle of Truth.

♪ ♪

Michael, before you leave my castle forever,

please reveal to us,

are you a Faithful or a Traitor?

♪ ♪

- The name of the game is to capture Traitors.

You just voted out the best-looking...

♪ ♪

The smartest...

♪ ♪

And the dopest...

♪ ♪

Faithful. [clicks tongue]

- [groans]

♪ ♪

- [groans]

- It sucks, but I felt backed into a corner,

and I tried to fight my way out of it.

Maybe I fought too hard.

I meant what I meant within the context of the game.

It had nothing to do with his sexuality.

I really sincerely apologize

if I offended Colton or anybody in the house.

That absolutely wasn't my intention.

I'm a fan of the game.

I played hard,

and, you know, I played a good game,

except for when it went a little too far, which sucks.

- Well, players, democracy has spoken.

But as often happens at this table, when majority rules,

a Faithful falls.

But there's another player at risk in my castle this evening.

Today I offered you a chance to stop tonight's murder

if none of you took a shield. - Oh.

- You'll find out if anyone did at breakfast tomorrow.

- Ah! - Alan.

- That was so wrong.

- For now, a night of unease beckons.

- Oh, God.

- We have a saying up here-- put your faith in the Faithful.

But maybe lock your door just in case.

Wise words indeed.

- [groans]

- Cheers.

No hard feelings, buddy. - It's a game. It's a game.

I know that. I know that. - 100%.

I really do enjoy having you here.

- [sighs] That was the craziest roundtable yet.

But I survive another day.

I thought it was Dorinda,

but the fact that Michael wasn't a Traitor

is making me second-guess myself.

- I'm good, man. I promise.

Michael definitely did some damage tonight.

He said a lot of damaging words towards me.

It puts a big target on my back,

so I know that I'm going to have to get to work.

I'm going to have to get another name sort of brought up

at that table,

or else another Faithful is going to go home.

- I was like, dude, just stop fucking talking all the time.

- [groans] - I'm proud of us, though.

- Honestly, at least we can think clear.

- Yeah. - God.

♪ ♪

- I need all of this today. Thank you so much.

Where do I sit? - Give me--

[laughter]

- Of course Michael is not a Traitor, which sucks,

because I've been saying Michael is a Traitor

since day one.

That surprised me.

It's hard. This game is so hard.

I cannot believe that's how he went home.

- He's gone. Ding-dong. all: Ding-dong.

♪ ♪

- [sighs] Oh, my God.

- Like, where are you? - I'm so lost.

- You and me, we really haven't, like, talk talk.

♪ ♪

I'm going to say just one thing.

♪ ♪

I'm not saying it's a move right now.

I'm just saying it's something to watch.

Let's watch Colton, and then let's just keep talking.

- I'm watching. I'm just literally watching.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

He spent that whole day whipping votes.

- Yes.

- Do you trust us? - Yeah, I do. Yes.

♪ ♪

- Colton, we love you. - Thank you. I appreciate it.

- Now we got to get back on course fast.

- Correct.

Love you, dude. Thank you for your words.

- Absolutely.

- The thing, getting back to the game,

like, can I ask you, because you know her?

And I've already-- - Who?

- Lisa. - Yes.

- Is she normally this quiet?

- No.

♪ ♪

- It's throwing you off, too, huh?

- Yeah, she's so quiet at the roundtable.

- Oh, is she not like that? - No.

- I have a feeling she--

she would probably be playing with me if--

- She'd probably eat someone up.

- Like, if she was a true Faithful, she's my speed.

- Mm. - She's a fucking gunner.

- I don't even think I've ever heard her say

who she thinks a Traitor is.

- Voting for Porsha night one is my biggest red flag on her.

- She said she was really upset that Porsha was a Faithful.

She kept saying it to me.

- I'm going to throw two things out.

She wears her sunglasses a lot,

and watch her at breakfast tomorrow.

I got to sit next to her this morning.

[whispering] She's over the top.

[imitates dramatic gasp]

- But she gave us the best description of the murderer.

- Why do you think that is?

She got to watch it three times, bro.

♪ ♪

- I've never been suspicious of her.

- I really haven't thought about her much

or talked to her that much.

Colton is talking about Lisa.

That's not good. That's not good.

I've got an alliance with Colton,

so I don't want to ruin that.

My priority is definitely my fellow Traitors.

I mean, I want to help them. I like them.

But I can only do so much.

[bell tolls]

- Good night, guys. - Good night, guys.

Hopefully I'll see you tomorrow.

♪ ♪

- He's so hot, I can't even look at him.

- I really hope that no one took a shield.

- ♪ Your time has come to bring it down ♪

- Good night.

- ♪ All my life I've been waiting ♪

♪ All my life I've been waiting for... ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Your time has come to bring it down ♪

- Did you guys get a shield? - No, did you?

- No. I thought maybe

because you guys were both on the same--

- No, no, we couldn't. No. - We couldn't have.

- I thought about, like, how could I--

- No way. There was no way.

I don't know if anyone took a shield.

- A girl can dream. - Yeah, I hope so.

- Who would have risked it? - That damn Colton.

He kind of, like, hesitated about,

should we get a shield?

Like, are we sure? - He did for a split second.

- Yes.

- I wanted to talk to you about this, but...

Colton is coming for you.

- Fuck. - [gasps] What?

- Yeah. Last conversation I was in.

- Fuck. - Argh.

- He's fucking trouble. I knew it. I fucking knew it.

- Yeah, he thinks you are a Traitor.

- Ah.

- I didn't want to be, like, crazy obvious,

but I was like, yeah, I don't know.

- What did he say?

- At first, he was saying-- he's like, you're too quiet.

He's like, based on what he knows about you and everything,

and Dorinda was also in there, and Dorinda was like, yeah,

it's honestly really odd,

like, how quiet she is at roundtable, blah, blah.

It's not really, like, her personality

to be, like, so, like, reserved.

- You need to talk more. - I need to talk more.

- Yes. - For sure.

- And that's when Yam Yam was defending you.

He was like, well, she knew, like, the most about the thing.

And he was like, yeah, why do you think she knew the most?

She watched it three times.

- He said that? - Yeah.

- Oh. - I knew he was trouble.

I knew he was fucking trouble.

I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.

- I knew he was going to get one of us.

- OK, if we can murder tonight,

clearly we got to take out Colton's ass.

- Yeah. - He got to go.

It needs to be Colton. - We need Colton to go.

- I want to murder Colton.

It's time.

I just don't have a good feeling

about murdering tonight,

because I don't know if anyone took a shield.

If we can't kill Colton, he's going to come for me.

♪ ♪

[sighs]

- Next time on "The Traitors"...

Welcome to the return of my cabin in the woods.

- Oh, my God.

[all screaming]

- What in "The Blair Witch Project"

is this?

- Go, go, go, go, go! - [screams]

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

- I have a surprise for my players

which will shake this castle to its core.

♪ ♪

It's time to dine with death.