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[eerie music]

- I hope that my spirit
will haunt you

for the rest of your lives.

- If you don't kill me now,
you will regret it.

I promise you will.

- I am not ready
to die tonight.

- Previously
on "The Traitors"...

- Rinna, you bitch.

- By order of the Traitors...

- You are murdered.

- A brutal mission left
some players burned.

Each time a beast
is set alight,

that player has lost protection
from tonight's murder.

- Oh.
- Ron!

- Tiffany!

- Monét!
- Yam Yam!

- I'm gonna be killed.

- Do y'all see
any more down there?

- I don't like
that my name has been said.

We have to stop that.

- And at the roundtable,
a Faithful turned unfaithful.

- I want to take
a shot tonight.

I want a big swing.

Tiffany.

I want to cut the head
off the snake.

Tiffany, you're the Traitor
that I'm going after tonight.

You're the most dangerous,
and you're the puppet master.

- No, I'm the smartest.
- The smartest Traitor?

So you admit it?
- I am smarter than you.

- There's ringleaders in here.

- Well, Ron,
you're saying my name today.

- When we were tied to
the tree, I heard light steps.

- You're a liar.
You've done the same to Porsha.

Don't try and come for me.

- I heard a laugh.

That laugh was you, Tiffany.

- You get what you deserve,

because I am a Faithful.

[dramatic music]

- We have a murder to commit.

Johnny.

- I was thinking Stephen.

- Monét.
- Tara.

- The good thing
about all of them

is that they're not gamers
or Housewives.

- Mm-hmm.
- It destroys the pattern.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- It's a new day
at my castle,

and the Faithful
will soon discover

who became the Traitor's
latest victim

and won't make it
to breakfast.

[knock at door]

- Ooh, first ones.

- I've never been first.
- Oh, yeah. You haven't.

- I've never been first either.

- That's amazing.
- Oh, there's a salmon.

- [gasps]
We need the salmon.

- [British accent]
Would you like some coffee?

- I need some today.

- I was really missing
Tiffany all night.

- It bothers me.
I loved her.

I didn't sleep well over it.

- Nor did I.

- [sighs]
- Sucks

- I think I'm just wired
to take care of other people

and care for other people.

I think a lot
of children of immigrants

are raised to think

of how our actions affect
the people around us.

And so that's why it is
so conflicting

to be in a position
where my piece of evidence

got a Faithful banished.

- What did you guys feel
about Ron's accusations

last night at the roundtable
about Maura?

- Well, I think Ron's
very interesting,

because what he does is,
he goes from victim...

- Yeah, like that.
- To accuser.

So, if you even say
anything to him,

he right away will accuse
you of being a Traitor.

It insults me, actually,
that we've made no effort.

I've asked him
about his family.

I bet he knows nothing
about me.

There seems to be no effort

to be part of this group.

And, also, Ron
immaculately distracted us

and put Porsha out there
on the first roundtable.

That was noted.

[knock at door]
- Come on in.

[dramatic music]

- Well, hello.
both: Hi.

- Hello, hello.
- Hi, Candiace.

- Hello.

- I'm going to sit
next to you today.

- Please do.
- Look, I'm wearing a snake.

- It's a Burmese python.

- Ah!

- I love your overalls.

- Thank you.

- How'd you sleep?
- I slept OK.

- I felt terrible over Tiffany
the whole night.

- Yeah.
- Awful, absolutely awful.

- It was bad.

- I had a big miss last night.

I rallied the troops
to go Tiffany,

and she was a Faithful.

So it obviously is not
a good look for me.

It did not help my gameplay.
It did not help the Faithfuls.

I'm obviously going to have
to wear some pie

on my face today
and just sort of own it.

- We really made a bad choice
last night.

The next one is crucial.
- I know.

- After last night,
I was replaying and putting

all the pieces back together.

Colton is this, like, person
that is whipping votes.

He took a big swing yesterday
at Tiffany, and he missed.

There's something fishy
about him.

- So this is
all the safe people.

- There's a lot of people up
for murder.

Nine.

- I think out of the people up,
I think Stephen and Tara,

because they're pretty quiet.
- Yeah.

- Lisa?
- Maybe.

I could see Johnny going.

- I think Ron and Yam Yam
have a lot of heat on them

at the roundtable.

- I think Michael's fine.

- Michael has nine lives.
- [laughs]

[banging at door]
- Oh, my God.

- Whoo.
Nerves are on the edge.

[dramatic music]

- Michael.
- Hi.

- Yeah, I knew it.

- Yam Yam.
- Oh, Yam Yam.

- I already cried.
You missed it. I already cried.

- And Ron, obviously.

♪ ♪

- People don't seem
too happy to see me.

I get what I can only classify

as the most tepid of applause.

What up?
How are you?

- Hi.
Good morning.

- I haven't gotten applause
that light

since I was an open-miker.

- Were you scared
last night, Michael?

- No. I live in the heat.
- OK, yeah.

- I thrive in the heat.
I live in the slop.

- All right.
- The slop, the dirt, the mess.

I am feeling
really good today.

I feel like people are starting
to understand and get me.

Right now Ron is
on my absolute Traitor list.

This is a stand-up comedian,

and he is not as meek
as he appears.

- Yam Yam, all those tears
yesterday--for what?

- I know.

- I've already cried
too much on TV.

I can't do it anymore.

- Oh, did you cry a lot
on "The Bachelor"?

- I was a hot mess.

- Really?
- Yes.

- You know that, right?
- What?

- That he was
on "The Bachelor," and he was--

like, he hadn't come out,
and he was dating 30 women.

- You went on "Bachelor,"
and you were gay?

- Yeah. Oh, my God,
you didn't know this?

- No, I didn't.

- Welcome
to the party, Dorinda.

- But I didn't know
that you went as a heterosexual

on a major show.

- At that time, I was convinced
I was a heterosexual.

- God, I missed the window.

I would have liked to have been
around you during that time.

- You dodged a bullet.
Congrats.

[loud banging on door]

- Oh!
- Oh, God, please.

- I hate this door.
- Oh, my gosh, amen.

♪ ♪

[cheers and applause]

- Wow.
- I'm alive!

- Hi.

- I needed you to come back.

- Oh, my gosh.

- I thought I was a goner.

- I'm happy.
- [mouth full] You're alive.

- - It's nice to see you.
Nice to see you.

- Oh, I was convinced.

- Oh, my God, I'm shaking.

- I mean, I'm guessing there's
no smoked salmon, right?

Of course there's not.

- Wait, who's left?
Who's left?

- Johnny.
- Johnny.

- Tara.
- And Monét.

- Oh, my God,
this is a good group.

- This is, like,
the best people.

- I hope it's not Monét
or Johnny.

- I don't like it.

- I feel like
it's going to be Tara.

- Ay-yi-yi.

[loud banging on door]
both: Oh.

- That's Monét.

- Come on in.

♪ ♪

[all screaming]
- What?

- Oh, shit.
- I didn't see that coming.

♪ ♪

[loud banging on door]
both: Oh.

- That's Monét.
- Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

- Come on in.

[dramatic music]

[cheers and applause]

- She's alive!

[cheering continues]
- Ah.

- Oh, wait, it's Monét.

- Yeah.
- What?

- Whoa.
- Monét.

- No!

Monét.

- Oh, my God.
- Shit.

- Wow.

Wow.
It's getting vicious now.

- Why Monét?

[gentle piano music]

- It's got to be Monét.
- He said Lisa.

- And if he didn't say me,
I would not pick him tonight.

- I know.
- But he did.

- I think our hands are tied.
- I do, too.

♪ ♪

- Damn, damn, damn.

They got ya, girl.

"Dear Monét, by order
of the Traitors,

you have been murdered."

Signed, the Traitors.

God damn it.
I think I was onto them.

I was a fierce Faithful
for as long as I was living.

But now I'm a little
Faithful ghost.

I'm going to haunt
these hallways.

Mark my words.

Ectoplasm on all these hos.

OK?

- That makes me sad.

- I'm shaking all over my body.
- That sucks.

- It does.
- That was horrible.

- That's fucked up.

- I know that I swore an oath
of treachery and awfulness

and all of that.

But murdering Monét sucks,
because he trusted me.

And because he trusted me,
he shared something with me

that ended up being his demise.

So how am I doing today?

To quote Dorinda Medley,
not well, bitch.

- Shall we raise
a glass to him?

- Yeah, let's raise a glass.
- Ohh.

- To the always vibrant Monét.

- Always.
all: Monét.

- To Monét.
- To Monét.

- We love you, Monét.

- The best dressed,
that's for sure.

- Yeah,
one of the best dressed.

Oh, man.

[scoffs]

I mean, that is savage.

- Yes.

- Oh, boy.

- Daddy, Daddy in the house.

- Wow.
- I see the guns.

- Good morning,
my Faithful breakfast friends

and my little multipack
of liars.

They say with the rising sun
comes renewed hope.

Sadly, not for Monét,

as he is now hitting
the eternal snooze button.

Yes, poor tragic Monét slipped
uncharacteristically quietly

into the night.

He came to play,
but today Monét sashayed away.

[book slams]

- Oh, my God.

- But now finish
your egg whites

or whatever you lot eat, as you
have a mission to tackle.

- Oh, no.

- And today
there's moisture ahead.

I'll see you
at the castle fountain.

- [whines]

- It's going to be
a cold plunge.

- I'm not cute wet, no.

- Do you swim?

- I float.
- [laughs]

- Monét became
an instant danger.

Now, that's the first time
any of us Traitors

have been called out.

So today we have to stop that.

I have to figure out
another name to put out there.

And Ron is real clever.

Ron watches, listens.

And, of course, I was swayed
by what he said about Porsha.

So I think Ron has to go
at the roundtable.

- I'm really happy to see you.
- Thank you.

- Yeah.

- Thank you, Kristen,
I appreciate that.

I like you so much.
- I like so many people.

And I'm getting confused
between like and trust,

which is my fucking problem.
- It's my fucking problem, too.

- And mine.
- I mean, obviously, my--

Ron and Michael, these names
are just all floating around.

- I'm going with Ron.

- Yeah.
- Why?

- Well, many reasons.

I mean, I've been suspicious
for a while.

- Yeah.

- Last night, an immediate
shift to Maura...

- Yeah.
- Felt...

- Yeah, but that's--
- He's really smart.

- That is a pattern.
- He's really smart.

- Because that's what
he did with Porsha.

He was a lame duck.
He was quiet. He was dead.

And then he just pops up
at the first roundtable

with all this, like,
articulation and bullet points.

- After being silent...
- Yes.

- And not saying a word.

- I am suspicious of Ron,

but, again, I'm really
doubting myself now,

because I was really wrong
on Tiffany.

I'm so disappointed

that I can't figure out
who a Traitor is.

I am a national champion,
a world champion,

and an Olympic champion,
but I don't know what to do.

And I don't know how to get
better at this game.

- What do you got?
- I'm back on to Ron.

- What do you got, Maura?

- It's just like...

yesterday when Colton
kept saying Tiffany,

and, like, I was never
suspicious of Tiffany.

- Me neither.
I knew she wasn't.

- I knew she wasn't,
but he was so sure.

It made me feel
like I had to go for Tiffany.

- He got her kicked off.

- But why the fuck
did we all follow him?

- That's--I don't know.
I don't know.

- It's ridiculous.

- Maybe it's his night
to take some heat

for being the ringleader
of a bad vote.

Colton--
he was the rabble-rouser.

He was the one that was putting
it in everybody's ear.

He went after Tiffany hard.

It absolutely makes me
suspect him.

- So what are the names that
you're hearing right now?

- I know I'm probably
going to get banished,

so I just want to say

I'm pretty sure
it's Michael and Dorinda.

[tense music]

During last night's
roundtable,

Dorinda won't let me get
a word in edgewise,

which is always telling to me.

I think she would do anything

to survive and be
the last Traitor standing.

- I will say Michael
gets brought up a lot.

Chaos-creating, loud,
and Dorinda does back him up

and say,
that's just how he is.

He's always like that.
- Yeah, constantly.

- I've known him for years.

- It's the two of them,
for sure.

For sure.

- Hi, hi, hi.
- Yo, yo.

- Hello.
- How you doing?

- Hello. I'm good.
How are you guys?

- What's your read
on Monét being the one?

- The Monét one's throwing me.

- I've cried enough,
but that just, like, hurts.

- Did you want to go Michael
or Ron tonight?

- I think Michael
is the number-one Traitor.

And I feel people
are, like, sleeping on it.

- You're going Ron?

- It's too stressful to change.
- He comes alive at the table.

He doesn't do anything all day
in the castle.

He doesn't do anything
on the missions.

- Well, I'll give Ron credit
on the missions.

He's a team player
in the missions.

I will give him that.
- Okay.

- My suspicions are on Colton.

If you listen to how he speaks
about other people

and who he decides
to throw under the bus,

he doesn't actually
ask questions.

He's not curious.

He's literally surveying
the group,

asking who people
are suspicious about,

and then reverse engineering it
into getting the answer.

I want to actually see
what's in the bar real quick.

- OK.

I've worked with enough people
in kitchens,

where they're so busy leading

that they forget
that it's a team game.

And Colton--he doesn't feel
like a team player.

I'm going to keep my eye
on Colton

and the people
that he herds like sheep,

because I think
he's using people.

- Let's go make some money!

- I'm so scared.

- In today's mission,

the players not only have
the chance

to increase the prize pot,

they will also face
a death-defying decision.

- Oh, God, are we going to go
fishing in this thing?

- That's a dagger in his heart.
- Yeah.

- Ooh.
Scottish Superman.

- Greetings, players.

Sadly, this is not
the fountain of youth,

something even more powerful.

This is the fountain
of the Faithful.

Today you are going to restore

this water feature
to its former glory.

Around the castle grounds
are eight missing statues

to complete the fountain.

Your task is to retrieve
and set them

in their rightful places.

To locate the statues,

you must search
inside the fountain for coins

like this.

- Oh, boy.
- Oh, of course.

- I know.
- In the murky water.

- These coins
reveal the location

of where the statues
could be found.

Once all eight statues
are in place,

you must turn this wheel

to bring the fountain
back to life.

Find and place all the statues
around the fountain

within 30 minutes,

and you will add $16,000
to the prize pot.

Thank you, thank you.
[cheers and applause]

But be warned--there is more
than just money at stake today.

- Of course there is.
- Of course.

- Hidden alongside the missing
statues are shields.

You may take a shield

to protect yourself
from murder tonight.

But if none of you
elect to take a shield,

you will stop tonight's murder.

[all gasp]

However, if just one
of you takes a shield,

the Traitors
will murder tonight as usual.

- Wow.
- Wow.

- [gasps]
No fucking way.

I want someone to take a shield

because that means
we can murder,

and that's our job.

And that's
what we're here for, OK?

- For this mission, you'll be
playing in groups of four.

Please now decide
who you'll be playing with.

- Hold on, hold on.
[all speaking at once]

- One voice, one voice,
one voice, one voice.

- It's scary,
because everything

is on the line here.

All it takes is one person
grabbing a shield,

and then everybody else
is up for murder.

- Natalie, come over here.
Rob, come over here.

- Pick me, pick me, pick me!
What about the shields?

No shields?
all: No shields.

- Only Traitors
would take a shield.

- OK.

This is definitely
my biggest test so far.

Coming into this game,
I said, if there's ever

a shield presented to me
that I would take it.

The opportunity to go
for a shield for me

would be really smart.

- OK, so now
you're in your teams,

who are you going
to look out for?

Each other or number one?

Let me be clear.

This is an all-or-nothing
mission.

If just one statue
isn't correctly restored,

there will be no water
and no money.

For $16,000,

get ready, set, go!

- Let's go.
- Hey, hey.

- Hold each other accountable.

- If you find a decoy coin,
throw it out!

- I strictly like
my water frozen.

[chuckles]
I do not like to be

in fountains or in locks.

And Johnny Weir hates
it even more than I do.

- Ew.
Well, this is annoying.

- Come on, guys, keep going!

- This is a fake one!

How did I get here?

Fake.

I just want to find the right
coin, get some directions,

and go and find
the first statue.

- Are we going in?
- Yeah.

Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.

- You got it, Lisa.
Come on, girl.

- I don't--OK.
- Come on.

- Go on, Candiace.
America is watching.

- Oh! Oh!
God!

What if I fall in this water?
I could get a yeast infection.

Who's going to take care
of my coochie?

- Come on, Candiace!
Get dirty, girl!

- If you get on all fours,
it's easier.

- Oh, my God.

- Where are they?

[shouting]

- Rob.
- You got one?

Let's go.
- The old cedar stump.

- This way. This way.
- This way!

♪ ♪

- So Tara, Kristen,
Maura, and Rob

are on their way
to the castle grounds

to find the first statue.

Look at Rob bounding off
like a young buck.

- Oh, my God.

- I haven't found one, not one.

- I got a chip. I got a chip.

- You got it?
- The farmer's gate.

- Guys, team!

- Bravo, Johnny.
- Where?

- The farmer's gate.
- The farmer's gate.

- The farmer's gate.
- Let's go!

- Oh, my God, ew!
[screaming]

- I don't trust everybody
to not get shields.

An entire team
could take four shields

and we would never know,

because somebody
would be dead the next day.

- Oh, my God, it's massive!

- Evil.
- It's going to be so heavy.

[dramatic music]

- No.
- What?

- Okay, come on.

Oh, my God.
- There's one shield.

No, leave--
I'm leaving the shield.

- Yeah, leave the shield.
- Leaving the shield.

- I'm in it for the long game.
I'm here for the win.

And I don't think
it's worth the suspicion

that it would raise
to try to sneak a shield

from this mission.

So, yeah, my plan
is to work as a team

and build trust
with my teammates.

But I'm honestly hoping,
as a Traitor,

that someone takes a shield

'cause I want to murder
somebody tonight.

This thing smells like shit.
- Yeah, it does.

- Natalie. Natalie.
Natalie, it's right here.

Quick, this way.
- This way. This way, Natalie!

- Put it in.

I want to see what these
shields look like, actually.

- Is it underneath?

- I just want to see
what it looks like.

- No.
- OK, but--

- We're not taking a shield.

- Come on, man, where you at?

- I haven't found one, not one!

- Colton, I got one!

- Where are we going?
- The ancient oaks.

- How the fuck are we supposed
to run with water in our shoes?

- Just got to do it.
- [groans]

- I will never tire
of a soggy Housewife, never.

- Let's go this way, this way.
- Slow and steady, Colton.

Let's not leave
the ladies behind.

- I know. I know. I know.

- This is a good team.
I like this team.

Colton is pretty competitive.

I feel like if one
of us were to say,

let's all grab a shield,
he'd be like, sure.

- Where's the foot bridge?
- I think it's this way.

- Let's do this.

- Guys, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're walking too fast.

- OK, OK.
- Why is this so heavy?

- You good, Johnny?
- Yep.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- That's two statues
back to the fountain.

Need to get a move on.

- Hey, it's right here.

- OK, OK.
- OK.

- No shields.
- No shields.

- We're not taking shields.
- Yeah.

- Here we go!
Here we go!

- I'll watch for shields.

You guys take it.
- How many are they?

- There's just one.
Just keep going.

- Go. Go, Yam Yam.
- Let's go.

♪ ♪

- Aah!
- Careful, careful, careful.

- Watch out.
- Oh, here they come.

That's three statues
back to the fountain.

- Careful, careful.
I'm dropping it!

- Let's get back in there
and look for more coins.

- Yep.
- Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

- There's a lot of butt.

- Find more.

- Four statues in place,
four statues still not found.

You have just
ten minutes remaining!

- Oh, come on!

- Guys, I got one!
Hey, Johnny!

The valley!
Let's go, Dorinda!

Get your ass over here.
Let's go!

The valley, this way.
- Oh, fuck.

- Whoo!

- Let's get this one up,
one two, three.

- Let's go! Come on!
- There's a shield in that one.

- All right, let's go.

- Hey, I got one! I got one!

- Yes.
- Giant pine tree.

- Bravo, Stephen.

- Here we go.

♪ ♪

- I see him. I see him.

If no one takes a shield,
we're all shielded.

- Oh, hey, I got one, Mark.
- You got it?

- We're doing great, guys.

- So good.
- Whoo.

- Six statues back
to the fountain.

The clock is ticking.

That last coin needs
to be found

if they want to bank that cash.

- The last coin

is so difficult to find.

We have to do this.

Like, we're running
out of time.

- Seven minutes remaining, players.

Hurry, hurry.

- I'm digging, I'm digging.
I'm wet. I'm tired.

My back hurts.

I got this!

What's this? The labber-nith.
- Yes!

- Finally, I get the coin.
We're off.

- Hallelujah, the final coin
has been uncovered.

- Where's the other team?

Collectively, we have agreed
to not take shields.

But I know this is a game

that you have
to look out for yourself.

So all it takes is one person

to screw
the entire group over.

It's a lot of faith
to put in these people.

- Come on, come on, come on,
the riverbank.

Keep going ladies.
- Hurry, hurry, hurry!

- Is it in the river?

- We have to cross the river.
- Oh, no!

- Oh, fuck you guys.
- [squeals]

- Well, I guess
I'm already wet.

- Come on, guys,
let's not lose steam.

- This is really slippery.
- Oh, shit.

- Ah!
- Come on, come on, come on!

- There it is, right there.
Do you see it?

I'm putting it in.
- And look.

- Aah!
- Careful, careful.

- Oh, my God, there's four.
- Oh, shit, there's four.

- There are four shields
there, four.

The devil is busy
across the riverbank, OK?

- Do you think
any other group took them?

- I mean, maybe.

- I am one
of the louder voices,

and I have a massive target
on my back.

If I don't take the shield,
I could see myself going home.

- The labyrinth,
straight ahead.

- Labber-nith!
- Let's go, Michael!

- This is tough.

- Get that same spot, Johnny,
behind me.

- Let me look for a shield.
- OK.

- OK.
- Uh-oh.

- Guys, there are four shields.

- There are four shields, four.

Do you know what that means?

All four of us
could be protected.

Those shiny shields
are pretty--

you know,
they're pretty tempting.

- What if some Traitor
took them?

- We can't control them.
- But there's four.

- But we can control our thing,
and to be Faithful, we all--

- Hold on a second.

- I just don't trust
everybody else.

I trust myself, but
I don't trust everybody else.

I want that feeling
of feeling secure.

I think it buys you
so much power

to be aggressive
at the roundtable

but be protected
for the night.

I can see that twinkle
in Dorinda's eyes.

She's thinking
what I'm thinking.

What are we doing
about shields, guys?

This is a big decision.

♪ ♪

- Come on!
Hurry up!

We're running out of time!

- You good, Natalie?

- Come on, guys, hurry up!
Come on, guys!

This is
an all-or-nothing mission.

So, if we don't get the statues
in the right amount of time,

we don't get money and I need
some money in that pot.

- Oh.
- Go, go, go.

- Feels like you're
going slower than before.

- Where are these people?
We're not fast enough.

Hurry up!

- One, two.
Let's move.

- Two minutes remaining!
- Go, go, go!

- Go.
- Look how fast Rob is.

Jesus Christ.

Come on, Rob, you can do it!

- Hey, this way.

- Go Rob! Go get it.
- Shit, we cannot--

- Come on, push, push, push.

- Oh, my God.
He's coming to help.

Thank God.
- Come on guys.

- Cut through. Cut through.
- You got it.

- Almost there.

- One minute to go, players.

- I am suing.

- [laughs]

- One minute! One minute!
- Oh, right here.

- The seventh statue making
its way to my fountain.

- Come on, come on, come on!
This way!

- Here comes the last statue.

- Oh, careful,
careful, careful.

- Question is,
did they take the shield?

- Pick it up! Pick it up!
- Go, go, go, go, go, go!

- Let's hurry up, people.
- Hurry, players!

- My God.
- Start spinning.

[shouting]

[cheering]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[all cheering]

- Blood is flowing.
- Oh, my God!

[cheering]

[triumphant music]

- Look at these guys!
[laughter]

- Gather around, players.

Well done, players!
Congratulations.

[cheers and applause]

You restored all eight statues
on their plinths

within the time limit.

Blood is flowing,
and so is the money,

because you've added $16,000
to the prize fund...

- Go, team!
- Not too shabby.

- Which currently stands

at a magnificent $106,000.
[cheers and applause]

- That's real money.
- Yeah!

- That's some money.

- But...
- We've been good.

- More importantly...

will there be any other
red liquid flowing tonight?

- It better not.
- Definitely not.

[dramatic music]

- If none of you took a shield,

you will all be protected
from murder.

But even one of you chose
to take one, they will be safe,

but tonight the Traitors
will murder once more.

The question is,

did anyone succumb
to selfishness?

♪ ♪

Well, I'm not going
to reveal that now.

- Of course you're not.
- Alan!

- That's just evil.

Someone could have some
shields pocketed right now.

I like everyone,
but do I trust them?

No.

- Back to the castle,
where, at the roundtable,

you'll really want
to make a splash.

- Oh.
- Off you go.

- Nobody took a shield, right?
- Yeah, no one took shield.

- No shield.

- I hope to God
everyone's being honest

about not taking them,

because at least then
we can have a peaceful night.

- I have
a glimmer of hope

that somebody
got a shield today,

because we need
the pick of the litter.

We need to be able to kill
in order to win this game.

- Do we have to take our shoes
off before we go in?

- It seems like we should,
just to be good people.

I'm hoping everyone
stuck to the plan.

But I noticed
that Dorinda and Michael

were on the same team together.

So, if at any time, if anybody
had a chance to sneak off

and grab a shield to make
sure they could murder,

it's probably them.

- After what we just did,
we're badasses, OK?

- I got in a river.

- We got in a river,
and we crossed it.

- With a statue.

- Harry Hamlin is going to be
so blown away way,

because
he's like a mountain man.

And he says that, you know,
my version of camping

is the Four Seasons.
- Glamping.

- So hi.
- Yeah.

- Excuse me.
both: Mm-hmm.

- Do you have anybody--

Like, say, if we're sitting
here tomorrow...

- Mm-hmm.
- We've nabbed Ron.

who is still standing
after Ron goes down?

- You know, I can only focus
on tonight.

[quirky music]

♪ ♪

- How you doing tonight?
- I'm good.

♪ ♪

- How you feel
going into this, Ron?

- Oh, I'm just happy
to be able to say my piece.

Happy that I feel like I'm
at least 90% on two Traitors.

- Oh, you feel 90%
on two Traitors?

- Yep.

- Are you gonna save
your bits--

- No, I can tell you right now
if you want.

Michael and Dorinda.
- Michael and Dorinda?

- Yep.
- OK.

Ron, I haven't voted
for you once.

- Doesn't matter.
You're a Traitor.

Doesn't matter. It's not a...
- So what makes you think--

- Back-and-forth.
It's not a tit for tat.

- Why are you
paranoid about that?

- It's not paranoid--it's that
I've been using my mind.

I've been thinking.
- I voted for Donna.

- And I know you and Michael
are Traitors working together.

- You should go with that.
- I will.

- And, you know,
all our Faithful--

my Faithful family
will stand behind me.

- I know you feel good,
and that's great.

- I do feel good.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- I think we're
on Ron tonight, right?

- I say Michael.
- I'm not opposed to Michael.

- If you actually stop
and think about it,

everybody who voted
for Michael night one...

- Gone.

- Except for one person
is gone.

- Me.
- Is that true?

Every single person that voted
for Michael night one?

- Monét, Tiffany, and Rob C.
- Wow, yes.

- And then Yam Yam.

And he's the most obvious
against Michael.

- Maybe you should
be scared to die.

- Bitch, I mean, yesterday
I was fucking scared.

♪ ♪

- I need a seat.
- I can stand up. Sit here.

- Thank you.

♪ ♪

- I look thinner standing up.

- Yeah.
[laughs]

My prediction is that
if no one gets killed tonight,

Alan's going to be like...

[Scottish accent] The Traitors
didn't get to taste blood

last night of one, so tonight
they get to taste two.

- Oh, my gosh.
- Some shit like that.

- That sucks, guys.
- I have a question, though.

Does Alan stay in his outfit
when he comes up to the turret,

or does he change?
- [chuckling]

♪ ♪

- Answer the man's question.
- I have no clue, man.

- Why are you laughing, dude?

- 'Cause I know
what he's trying to do.

- Why are you laughing? Jeez.
- Just answer it.

Let us know.
- I wouldn't know.

- Dude, you don't get
flustered easily,

and you're getting
really flustered.

- That's why I could never be
a Traitor.

My face is bright red.

♪ ♪

- I mean, that's the only way

we're going
to really find people is,

you got to, like, press them,
see how uncomfortable they get.

Am I making you
uncomfortable yet?

- I'm...

- You were you having
a pretty chatty pre-banishment.

After being
the Tiffany ringleader,

you would think you'd be,
like, a little bit more like,

I'm just going to play
in the cut today.

- Yeah, that's not me.

If I miss a shot,
I'm shooting again.

- All right, well--
- And I'm shooting you.

- If you come at me tonight,

you are going
to really mess yourself up.

- That sounds like threats
of a Traitor.

- If I were you, I'd be
a little bit more humble,

especially after what
you did last night to Tiffany,

'cause your instincts
and your sniffer,

maybe it's a little clogged up.

I was minding my business
eating my vegetable dinner,

and, you know, all of a sudden,
I get attacked by Colton.

He should be keeping
his mouth shut at this point

because he's
a failed ringleader.

- What are you thinking,
Natalie?

- I'm still on the same two.

Colton just said
something to Michael.

And he was like, oh, does Alan
change when he's in the turret?

And Michael, went to answer--
- No.

- Yeah.

But I've had suspicions
on Michael from day one.

I always have
suspicions of Ron.

- Oh, you guys walked in
with authority.

- Listen, if anybody's got
my name on their mouth tonight,

you're about to make
a big mistake.

Colton, the Colton killers,
Colton's killers.

- What do you mean?

- Just had a conversation
with Colton.

He all but told me
he's voting for me,

and he's sniffing around.

I said for somebody who's got
egg on their face last night,

you should go into
this banishment

a little bit more humble.

When you ring-lead
an entire conversation

where somebody gets whacked,

you should get points deducted
for that.

- Michael's going off.
- I already heard him.

I already heard him.

- I'm a very emotional person.

I'm very aware when
I'm getting emotional.

I'm very aware how I'm coming
off, when I'm being offensive.

If I'm stepping on toes,

I'm aware of it
while it's happening.

Sometimes I can't stop it.

But, you know,
I'm very self-aware.

- He was pretty flustered.

- Yeah, he was, but to be fair,
like, most of the time

you ask him a question,
he goes--

- He does.
- What did you feel when you--

- It's Michael.

- It's Michael what?

You are a fucking Traitor.
This is a bad ringleader.

This is a bad ringleader.

You, after last night,
should be humble

and keep your mouth quiet.

I would be asking questions
instead of pointing fingers.

This is a Traitor.

- You're just hearing him.
- Yeah, I hear him screaming.

- You're a Traitor.

- This is the difference
between you and I.

If you miss a shot,
you're not shooting.

You're going to sit
your ass on the bench.

- I'm not doing any shots.
- I'm still in the game.

- Because you're a Traitor,
a manipulative Traitor,

and you're trying to do
another bullshit

like you did last night.

You are a Traitor.
This is a Traitor.

And I ain't going
to say it no more.

This guy's a Traitor.

- So I'm the fifth person
you accused now.

- Traitor, Traitor.

- Don't look at me like I'm
leading the charge against you.

I haven't voted
for you once, dude.

But if you're going to come
for me, I'll finish you.

You can kiss my ass, Michael.
- This is a Traitor.

Colton is a fucking Traitor.

- I want to be responsible

for sending
Michael Rapaport home.

- He's a Traitor!

- ♪ Follow me down
into the valley night ♪

♪ Where all the flowers
bloom ♪

♪ ♪

- People are starting
to expose themselves.

The bigmouths are starting
to expose themselves.

The fake ringleaders are
starting to expose themselves.

Colton, he's trying
to get rid of people,

because he's a fucking Traitor.

[dramatic music]

- Michael has had a target
on his back

since day one
and, somehow, someway,

has survived every banishment
and every murder

he's been up for.

Something's
not adding up here,

and I definitely think
it's his time to go.

Michael,
here's your shovel.

Dig yourself your grave.

♪ ♪

- If you have tears,
prepare to shed them now...

♪ ♪

For this roundtable will be
a dead end of despair

for one of you tonight.

♪ ♪

The question is,

will it be a Faithful...

or a Traitor?

Well, today you may have
swelled your prize pool

to $106,000,

but, remember, if any Traitor

is left at the end of this
game, they will take it all.

♪ ♪

Players, the floor is yours.

♪ ♪

- Do we want to address

the shouting...

that was going on
in the kitchen earlier?

- Yeah, what happened there?

I was down the hall
and just heard.

- I was down the hall, too.
- What happened there is--

I've been thinking of these
words--conniving, colluding,

commiserating, Colton.

♪ ♪

They all start with a C...

and last night

is eerily...

familiar with tonight.

Last night someone was made
to feel crazy,

sad, and alone--Tiffany.

She was isolated.
She was pissed off.

And the person
that put her under fire

was conniving,
commiserating Colton.

And this man is responsible

for chirping in everybody's ear
about Tiffany.

And this man,
after the challenge today,

was openly in my face
questioning me

and then, when I walked away,
said my name out loud

to a group
of people holding court.

And this man should be
keeping his mouth shut,

because last night
this man organized,

colluded to get rid
of a good Faithful.

I'm angry.
I'm pissed off.

And I am isolated
because of him.

Him.

And nobody in this room

would be better
at holding a secret than you.

♪ ♪

- There it is.
- There it is.

You're a Traitor.

- You think it was fun
for 29 years of my life?

- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That has nothing to do with it.

I think you came into this game

loving the idea
of being a Traitor.

- You said because I held
a secret for 29 years--

- I didn't say you held
a secret for 29 years.

- You insinuated it.
- You're a Traitor.

♪ ♪

- You can't blame somebody

being forced into a closet for
the majority of their life--

- I'm not talking
about closets.

- That's what we took it as--
or I took it as, anyway.

- What did you mean by that?
You should clarify.

- His behavior is of a Traitor.
His behavior is secretive.

It's conniving. It's chirping.
It's commiserating.

It's cowardly.
- Very low blow.

- I don't think it was.
- It was.

- Well, you're wrong.

- It wasn't intended to be.
- Well, it was.

- Michael,
he took it that way.

- I apologize
if he took it that way.

- No, we get to take it how--
- Take it however you want.

This is a Traitor.

You're a Traitor,
a commiserating,

colluding Traitor.

Commiserating Colton.
- Oh, my gosh.

- Commiseration means
to feel sorry for someone.

- No, it doesn't.
- Yes, it does.

I'm sorry.
That's driving me nuts.

- OK, What I would like
to say is,

I made a mistake,
and I will own that.

The more people
who affirmed Tiffany to me

gave me more
and more confidence

to rally the troops

and to sort of unify and get
everybody on the same page.

- Just like you're trying
to rally the troops tonight

and have another pissed-off
Faithful walk up there

and tell you all
that they're a Faithful.

because this is a Traitor
and this is a Traitor.

♪ ♪

- The thing that I came
to the conclusion of today

is...

you look at the people who have
written Michael's name down.

On night one, there was four.

Tonight there's only one person

sitting in this room
that wrote his name down.

And it's the one who had
the biggest feud with him.

The other three people
are gone.

Rob C, Tiffany...
- Monét.

- Monét.
- Monét.

- So that's just
very convenient--

- So there's just one Traitor

who's just running
the whole show?

It would just be me going,
oh, they put my name down.

Let's get 'em.

- No, I think it's you
and Dorinda.

I think you're the pit bull
for Dorinda.

- I think you're
a Housewife hunter.

- I don't watch "Housewives."
I don't know you guys.

- You went right for Porsha.

You distracted everyone
who went for Porsha.

- I don't know your shows.

- And now you've decided

you're going to go after me,
but that's fine.

I have tried to get
to know your family.

I have asked you
where you live.

- I don't want to know
where you live.

I don't care about your family.

My family is none
of your fucking business.

- Ooh.

- Wow.

- I have been nothing but kind.

People have seen me try
to make an effort with you.

They have.

- One of the things that's
been brought against me

is that I don't want to get
to know you guys that much,

that I'm not asking you

about your family and
your friends.

I think that creates bias.

I think that impedes
my investigation.

But it doesn't mean I'm not
playing the game to win.

and be a Faithful.

- You're not interested
because you're a Traitor.

You know when to manipulate.

And when you get an audience,
you put on a grand show.

- I'm going to play
how I want to play.

♪ ♪

- I'm just going to go back
to where I've always been.

Ron, I do still share
the same sentiments

that you are potentially
a Traitor.

- I understand.

- And that will be
my vote again tonight.

- I understand.
- My reasons are the same.

Porsha is obviously
the most glaring for me.

- I just think at this point,

whatever narrative
that you're trying to now do,

like you did to Porsha,
I hope they don't listen,

because he's a Traitor.

- He's a Traitor,
and then you're next.

♪ ♪

- You've been pretty lucky
to get this far.

- Says who?

- I mean,
I'll speak for myself.

- Says you. Says you.
- I'll let them--OK.

- I'll say it, too.
- I'll say it, too.

♪ ♪

- For me, there are some things
that it doesn't even matter.

Like, you've been
on my list from day one.

And I've been super honest
with you about why.

But today the way you spoke
to Colton,

for me, it's enough
to write your name down.

- I didn't do it then.

- So I think
we should just get together

and vote him out of here.

- If you're a Faithful, you are
the most distracting Faithful

for the Faithfuls.

If you're a Traitor,
you are playing a great game,

because you are so good
at throwing things out there

and having us just yell
at each other

and wasting valuable,
precious time,

when one of us
will be killed soon.

And so for that reason,
I have to vote for you today.

- Says the man
with the magic ears.

- Oh, shut up, please.
- Oh, my God.

- Enough.
- We make mistakes.

- You just talk too much,
Michael.

- Is that insulting, "says
the man with the magic ears"?

- At this point, like,

I don't want to be
in the same room as you.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- It too much for you?
Failed clique leader.

You sent a good Faithful home
last night.

- I did.

- Did you guys laugh
about it last night?

Were you cracking up?

Were you like, oh my God,
we got 'em again?

We sent that lady home,
crazy, sad, and alone.

Were you laughing
your butts off?

♪ ♪

- At this point, I don't care

what you say
when you get up there.

- Colluding, isolating, crazy--
- Players.

- Please stop talking.
- Players, please.

- You stop talking.

- The time for talk is over.

It is now time to vote.

♪ ♪

- Players,
it is now time to vote.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- I'm typically pretty good
at separating game

and not playing
super emotional,

but, like, Michael is now
at a point

where it's become offensive
to a few of us,

and that doesn't keep
you around very long.

I think this one
might be the straw

that broke the camel's back.

- My disruptive personality,

my troublemaking
personality--

I came out of the womb
like that.

It's just who I am.

I know that
if you're a trash-talker,

sometimes you inadvertently
might spit on somebody,

but it is just a game.

It ain't personal.

- Wow, well, I'm feeling
a lot of feelings.

Michael Rapaport,
he's trouble.

You know, he just
doesn't shut the fuck up.

But yet, I mean, the chaos

is absolutely brilliant.

Michael is a huge distraction
for us.

- [sighs]

- We will start
the votes with Lisa.

Lisa, who do you think
is a Traitor and why?

♪ ♪

- Ron, I did not want
to be swayed tonight

by everything else.

And I'm sorry,

but I voted for you.

- Colton, who do you think
is a Traitor and why?

♪ ♪

- Michael,
you don't make me feel good.

I don't want you in the castle.

- Yeah.

- Eric?

- Michael, I voted for you,

largely because I think,
even if you are a Faithful,

you hurt us more than you
help us at this moment.

- Candiace, who do you
think is a Traitor and why?

♪ ♪

- There's no spoilers here.

Part of the way that I'm
playing this game as a Faithful

is to stay consistent,

and I have
consistently said Ron

for quite a while.

And so, in the interest
of continuing that,

this is my vote.

- Johnny, who do you think
is a Traitor and why?

- Ron, you were saved
by Michael tonight.

I don't give a shit
what you are.

I just want you
out of my castle.

- So that's three votes
for Michael

and two votes for Ron.

- Kristen.
- I voted for you, Michael.

- Yam Yam.

- I voted for Michael.

- Dorinda, who do you think
is a Traitor and why?

- I need to stay true
to myself

and true to what I believe,
that Ron is a Traitor.

♪ ♪

- Michael.

- I'm voting
for little Traitor Ron,

and I'll be coming
after big Traitor Colton next.

♪ ♪

- So that's five votes
for Michael

and four votes for Ron.

Natalie.

- I voted for Michael.

♪ ♪

- Rob.

- Yeah, Michael,
I voted for you.

- Mark.
- I'm sorry, brother.

I voted for you.

- Michael,
if you receive one more vote,

you will be banished
from my game.

Tara.

- Michael, I voted for you.

♪ ♪

- Stephen.

- I voted for you, Ron.

I came here to vote for Ron,
and there was no evidence

that was presented
that swayed my vote.

- Ron.

- I voted for Michael.

- And with
the final vote, Maura.

- I'm gonna keep
it short and sweet.

I'm sick of the Michael show.

You talk way too much.

♪ ♪

But you don't say a lot.

- Michael, you have received
the most votes

and are banished from the game.

Please come forward
to the Circle of Truth.

♪ ♪

Michael, before you leave
my castle forever,

please reveal to us,

are you a Faithful
or a Traitor?

♪ ♪

- The name of the game
is to capture Traitors.

You just voted out
the best-looking...

♪ ♪

The smartest...

♪ ♪

And the dopest...

♪ ♪

Faithful.
[clicks tongue]

- [groans]

♪ ♪

- [groans]

- It sucks, but I felt backed
into a corner,

and I tried to fight
my way out of it.

Maybe I fought too hard.

I meant what I meant within
the context of the game.

It had nothing to do
with his sexuality.

I really sincerely apologize

if I offended Colton
or anybody in the house.

That absolutely wasn't
my intention.

I'm a fan of the game.

I played hard,

and, you know, I played
a good game,

except for when it went
a little too far, which sucks.

- Well, players,
democracy has spoken.

But as often happens at this
table, when majority rules,

a Faithful falls.

But there's another player at
risk in my castle this evening.

Today I offered you a chance
to stop tonight's murder

if none of you took a shield.
- Oh.

- You'll find out if anyone did
at breakfast tomorrow.

- Ah!
- Alan.

- That was so wrong.

- For now,
a night of unease beckons.

- Oh, God.

- We have a saying up here--
put your faith in the Faithful.

But maybe lock your door
just in case.

Wise words indeed.

- [groans]

- Cheers.

No hard feelings, buddy.
- It's a game. It's a game.

I know that. I know that.
- 100%.

I really do enjoy
having you here.

- [sighs] That was
the craziest roundtable yet.

But I survive another day.

I thought it was Dorinda,

but the fact that Michael
wasn't a Traitor

is making me
second-guess myself.

- I'm good, man.
I promise.

Michael definitely did
some damage tonight.

He said a lot of damaging words
towards me.

It puts a big target
on my back,

so I know that I'm going
to have to get to work.

I'm going to have to get
another name sort of brought up

at that table,

or else another Faithful
is going to go home.

- I was like, dude, just stop
fucking talking all the time.

- [groans]
- I'm proud of us, though.

- Honestly, at least
we can think clear.

- Yeah.
- God.

♪ ♪

- I need all of this today.
Thank you so much.

Where do I sit?
- Give me--

[laughter]

- Of course Michael is not
a Traitor, which sucks,

because I've been saying
Michael is a Traitor

since day one.

That surprised me.

It's hard.
This game is so hard.

I cannot believe
that's how he went home.

- He's gone. Ding-dong.
all: Ding-dong.

♪ ♪

- [sighs]
Oh, my God.

- Like, where are you?
- I'm so lost.

- You and me, we really
haven't, like, talk talk.

♪ ♪

I'm going to say
just one thing.

♪ ♪

I'm not saying
it's a move right now.

I'm just saying
it's something to watch.

Let's watch Colton, and then
let's just keep talking.

- I'm watching.
I'm just literally watching.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

He spent that whole day
whipping votes.

- Yes.

- Do you trust us?
- Yeah, I do. Yes.

♪ ♪

- Colton, we love you.
- Thank you. I appreciate it.

- Now we got to get back
on course fast.

- Correct.

Love you, dude.
Thank you for your words.

- Absolutely.

- The thing,
getting back to the game,

like, can I ask you,
because you know her?

And I've already--
- Who?

- Lisa.
- Yes.

- Is she normally this quiet?

- No.

♪ ♪

- It's throwing you
off, too, huh?

- Yeah, she's so quiet
at the roundtable.

- Oh, is she not like that?
- No.

- I have a feeling she--

she would probably be playing
with me if--

- She'd probably eat
someone up.

- Like, if she was a true
Faithful, she's my speed.

- Mm.
- She's a fucking gunner.

- I don't even think
I've ever heard her say

who she thinks a Traitor is.

- Voting for Porsha night one
is my biggest red flag on her.

- She said she was really upset
that Porsha was a Faithful.

She kept saying it to me.

- I'm going to throw
two things out.

She wears her sunglasses a lot,

and watch her
at breakfast tomorrow.

I got to sit next
to her this morning.

[whispering]
She's over the top.

[imitates dramatic gasp]

- But she gave us the best
description of the murderer.

- Why do you think that is?

She got to watch it
three times, bro.

♪ ♪

- I've never been suspicious
of her.

- I really haven't thought
about her much

or talked to her that much.

Colton is talking about Lisa.

That's not good.
That's not good.

I've got an alliance
with Colton,

so I don't want to ruin that.

My priority is definitely
my fellow Traitors.

I mean, I want to help them.
I like them.

But I can only do so much.

[bell tolls]

- Good night, guys.
- Good night, guys.

Hopefully
I'll see you tomorrow.

♪ ♪

- He's so hot,
I can't even look at him.

- I really hope
that no one took a shield.

- ♪ Your time has come
to bring it down ♪

- Good night.

- ♪ All my life
I've been waiting ♪

♪ All my life
I've been waiting for... ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Your time has come
to bring it down ♪

- Did you guys get a shield?
- No, did you?

- No. I thought maybe

because you guys were both
on the same--

- No, no, we couldn't. No.
- We couldn't have.

- I thought about, like,
how could I--

- No way. There was no way.

I don't know
if anyone took a shield.

- A girl can dream.
- Yeah, I hope so.

- Who would have risked it?
- That damn Colton.

He kind of, like,
hesitated about,

should we get a shield?

Like, are we sure?
- He did for a split second.

- Yes.

- I wanted to talk
to you about this, but...

Colton is coming for you.

- Fuck.
- [gasps] What?

- Yeah.
Last conversation I was in.

- Fuck.
- Argh.

- He's fucking trouble.
I knew it. I fucking knew it.

- Yeah, he thinks
you are a Traitor.

- Ah.

- I didn't want to be,
like, crazy obvious,

but I was like, yeah,
I don't know.

- What did he say?

- At first, he was saying--
he's like, you're too quiet.

He's like, based on what he
knows about you and everything,

and Dorinda was also in there,
and Dorinda was like, yeah,

it's honestly really odd,

like, how quiet she is
at roundtable, blah, blah.

It's not really,
like, her personality

to be, like,
so, like, reserved.

- You need to talk more.
- I need to talk more.

- Yes.
- For sure.

- And that's when
Yam Yam was defending you.

He was like, well, she knew,
like, the most about the thing.

And he was like, yeah, why do
you think she knew the most?

She watched it three times.

- He said that?
- Yeah.

- Oh.
- I knew he was trouble.

I knew he was fucking trouble.

I knew it. I knew it.
I knew it.

- I knew he was going
to get one of us.

- OK, if we can murder tonight,

clearly we got to take out
Colton's ass.

- Yeah.
- He got to go.

It needs to be Colton.
- We need Colton to go.

- I want to murder Colton.

It's time.

I just don't have
a good feeling

about murdering tonight,

because I don't know
if anyone took a shield.

If we can't kill Colton,
he's going to come for me.

♪ ♪

[sighs]

- Next time
on "The Traitors"...

Welcome to the return
of my cabin in the woods.

- Oh, my God.

[all screaming]

- What in
"The Blair Witch Project"

is this?

- Go, go, go, go, go!
- [screams]

- No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no!

- I have
a surprise for my players

which will shake this castle
to its core.

♪ ♪

It's time to dine with death.