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I believe that there's a toy for every little girl and boy. I believe it. I

believe it.

And when Griplet comes around, all the children jump for joy. All because of

Santa.

Good morning, Mrs. Wilson.

Good morning, Detective.

Beautiful day.

It certainly is.

I hope you're not spending your first Denver Christmas all on your own. Oh,

I'm celebrating it with my sister. She lives here. In fact, I'm meeting her

You set a date for the wedding?

Yeah. Amy, that's great.

Less great is meeting Jeff's parents.

I'm a wreck. Take it from here, big sis. They are going to love you.

So, relax.

The thing is...

Well, they invited Jeff and me to spend Christmas with them in Aspen next week.

Oh, wow.

That's perfect.

It's going to be great.

But I don't want you all alone for the holidays in a new town.

Please, come with us.

To meet your future in -laws?

I'm fine.

Besides, my new job has me busy anyways, or at least I hope it will be.

Speaking of which, I've got to run.

Right here.

It says right here. I sent it in. It's a denying petition. It's date of the

night. You got it.

Detective Anderson?

Detective Morris?

Denying petition.

Yeah, I promised this time.

Procedure. Procedure does help minimize errors. What does procedure say about

decorating your desk like the North Pole?

If I want a festive workplace, that is my business.

If you want a scroogey one, that's yours.

And that's my stapler you stole.

Remind me again what your job was back in Wisconsin. Was it chief hall monitor?

Just a humble beat cop who's now a detective.

A rookie detective.

As you keep reminding me. Well...

You

mind not, you know...

Coming to Carol's. Oh, was I?

Oh, I'm sorry.

I guess I could use a little Christmas spirit today. My sister has to go out of

town for Christmas.

You got any special holiday plans? Oh, yeah.

Yep. I'm spending Christmas as it was intended.

Feet up watching football with the boys.

Don't you have any family to spend it with? Don't you have enough mysteries to

solve over there?

You took our rookie detective chocolate.

It's not what it looks like.

I, uh... I ate them.

I had to work late. I got hungry. I wanted fast food. It wasn't food, but it

fast.

Tell you what.

Peace offering?

Thanks anyway.

Ah, perfect.

What's that for?

Oh, I'm in charge of Detective Fletcher's retirement gift.

Aw, that's surprisingly nice of you. We're dedicating a bench in the holding

cell to him.

Morris,

Anderson, my office, now.

Talbot, please, out of my way.

Give me strength, give me strength.

Talbot, I said fly fishing, not ice fishing.

I'm not retiring to Alaska. Sorry, sir. Only fishing I do is for compliments.

I'm on it. Oh, hi.

Hot rod's coming through.

Have a seat.

Here's what we know.

First, a modern art museum.

Now, minus a dolly painting.

Then a Rodin sketch from the Davril Gallery.

And now the Civic Center just lost its Dega.

It's the third art high system.

I thought downtown was on that. Well, the mayor is transferring it over to us.

need to clear this case before I retire.

Oh, after hours break -in, high -valued artwork.

Sounds like the thieves did just what they wanted.

Look, Rancic says they're pros.

He used a high -tech coring drill to get into the museum through the skylight.

And each crime scene hosted a Christmas party the night of the theft.

I don't know, maybe someone flipped in while everyone was distracted.

Captain, you might want to check out these from the security cameras.

It's the same Santa from all three crime scenes.

Look at his watch.

So you have an eye for the future.

That's very impressive.

I got his name. What?

Francis Miller, a .k .a. Mr. Christmas.

That was fast.

That's just good detective work.

Yeah, I got a buddy who works at the museum. Check the logbook.

And I've got Miller's address and his record for grand theft.

That was fast.

That's just great detective work.

Well, since you two clearly work so well together, you both can go check him

out.

How do you know?

The sign that says for rent?

Look, someone's coming.

That's him. He is.

Mr. Christmas himself.

Mm -hmm.

This guy's up to something, I'm sure of it.

You're sure already?

All right, look, I know you're new to this. Let me tell you something.

No one is ever who they seem.

Don't forget, Mr.

Christmas was convicted 15 years ago of grand theft.

And he's been a model citizen since, not as much as a parking ticket. I say

assume the best, then follow the evidence. Well, if I assume the worst,

pleasantly surprised.

No one's off the naughty list.

Until proven otherwise, as far as I'm concerned.

Yup. With you at the top of the list.

I wonder what that was about.

Why would Miller need locksmith tools?

suspicious enough for you yet hi talbot it's me hey where's the captain at walk

with me my last christmas in colorado my wife wants to go big keep up what do we

got i got nothing sir captain i'm telling you miller's got delivery coming

going he's got mysterious characters dropping by this guy is planning

we could get in there and search his house i bet we could find stolen merch

maybe even the key to his next job i feel it in my gut Too bad your guts

get us a search warrant.

Yeah, I agree.

I'm up here for a search warrant.

So why not bring him in for questioning?

Because, sir, if he's up to something, that'll tip him off. We won't be able to

catch him. We're like a week out from Christmas.

And our sneaky little Santa might have another job in mind. Another job in

To establish cause, we need real surveillance.

If we can document a pattern of suspicious conduct, we can go to a judge

warrant. How about a stakeout?

There's a house for rent right next to Miller's. It would be perfect.

Stake it out.

Okay, I'll authorize it. For seven days until Christmas. Great.

Have fun. Oh, no.

No, you're going too, Detective.

From now on, your partner's on this case.

I don't think that's a good idea. Finally, something we agree on. You've

here for two months and shown great promise, Detective.

You're always saying you want a high -profile case. Well, here's your chance.

But... I'm trusting you.

Don't let me down.

I won't, sir.

She's not ready for a job this big.

Let me be the judge.

Besides, you need someone to keep you in line.

You have tended to bend the rules.

Captain, I think we both know I work better on my own.

Detectives, this case is the only thing standing between me and a banana

daiquiri with an itty -bitty umbrella in it. I want that daiquiri.

I deserve that daiquiri.

So don't disappoint me.

to help this job.

I got paper.

There's a good vantage point here of his front door and his driveway.

And from upstairs, we have a good view of his backyard and his kitchen.

Once we're set up, we'll know if he so much as changes a bulb in his Christmas

lights.

Let me guess.

First takeout?

Yes. How'd you know?

Then a sleigh doesn't come with as much baggage as you do.

It's just the essentials.

The essentials.

If I'm stuck in a snow globe with Scrooge, at least I can make it.

Now, we should lay down some ground rules. Oh, gee.

Imagine. You've got rules.

So, for starters... Can we agree to make this place a little more organized in

our workspace?

You know, I was thinking the very same thing.

Oh, I moved your suitcase from the master suite to the room down the hall.

What?

That was me calling the master suite. Don't you know the rules of I called it?

Which brings me to my last proposal.

I will watch from upstairs and you will do your surveillance from down here.

Why do you get upstairs?

Every time you walk, it's like a herd of buffalo going by.

Why does everyone always say that?

All right.

Fine.

You take the master suite. If it means we see less of each other, it suits me

just fine.

Perfect.

Don't even think about it.

Bad news, detective.

This hotel does not offer maid service.

Here.

Check out his office upstairs.

You see the boxes?

Mm -hmm. And look on the wall.

See those charts?

They're more like blueprints that guide up to something.

Blueprints? For what, I wonder?

I wish I could get a better look.

I can't see anything from this angle.

What's that?

Oh, I'm just keeping notes.

Oh, yeah?

7 .35, newspaper delivered. 8 .16, postwoman drops off mail.

10 .10, tabby cat walks by.

Why are you logging this stuff? None of it's even relevant.

You never know what will be relevant unless you've already made up your mind

about the case, which you already have.

Whatever.

Hey, Talbot's going to drop off some lunch in the alley. What do you want on

your burger? I prefer a salad, actually.

You know, something healthy and green.

I'll order extra pickles.

Talbot, Detective Ryan.

What do you mean, which Detective Ryan?

The only Detective Ryan you know.

Actually, you know what? Make it a double.

No, not on the side.

On the burger. Tell them, why would I want cheese on the side?

It's a cheeseburger.

A cheeseburger.

You've got to be kidding.

Ryan!

Ryan!

Ryan! Hey!

Locked out?

I can call someone.

It lives just down the street.

Not necessary.

Thank you anyway.

Just move in.

Nice day to work out.

I'd hate to slow down your pace.

Ryan!

Could you be any louder? Could you not lock me out? Could you? Oh!

You must be the newlyweds.

The who now?

The real estate agent says the newlyweds looked at the house but were still on

the fence.

That's you, right?

Well, yes.

That's us.

We took the plunge. Oh, we sure did.

I'm Stanley. And you are?

I'm Tasha.

And this is my husband, Rupert.

Good to meet you, Stanley.

You're right next door to the best decorations around.

Mr. Miller runs our neighborhood Christmas committee.

The Christmas committee?

Caroling, parties, potluck.

We're always looking for new volunteers.

I know everyone's going to want to meet you.

I'll spread the word.

I hear that, Tasha.

He's going to spread the word.

Unbelievable. We're supposed to be keeping a low profile. Now look what

done. What I've done?

You locked me out. That was an accident. Saying we're married?

I had to think fast. You should try sometime.

Well, this is terrific.

Now the entire neighborhood is going to know we're here. So much for quiet

observation. We've got to pack up. It's done. It's over.

Actually, maybe this can work in our favor.

Did you bump your head on an icicle out there? If...

We could join this Christmas committee. We could meet Miller. Maybe even get

that look inside his house. So you admit that he's up to something.

Miller just got a delivery from a company that makes key cutting machines,

that is odd.

You're serious about this?

I'm serious about solving this case.

And since we're on the neighborhood radar now anyway, we have to try to fit

or we're going to stand out. Then we're married.

Hey, it's harder for me.

Why? It's obvious I can do so much better than you.

That's pretty good.

That's good.

So, what do you say? Shall we give this a shot?

Hubby?

A couple for Christmas.

Merry Christmas, dear.

You want to run that by me again?

If we want to infiltrate Miller's Christmas Committee, we have to show our

Christmas spirit.

And that starts with a tree in our window.

Yeah, you know that Talbot can only watch Miller's house for like an hour,

need to pick one and get back.

This one's perfect. Get it. Sir?

Not so fast.

A little trick my grandmother taught me.

Crush the needle in your hand.

And sniff.

See?

It's beautiful. We'll take it. No fresh scent.

This one's needles are going to drop any day. Fine. This one.

The best procedure is to cage.

Each tree by its shape, its height, and any distinguishing features.

You know this is a Christmas tree lot and not a lineup, right? Are you

it? I'm taking this assignment seriously.

A little too seriously.

Why are you so Christmas crazed, anyway?

Maybe I missed Christmas in Wisconsin.

They have detective jobs in Wisconsin. Why didn't you apply for those?

I have my reasons.

Anyway, I loved Christmas ever since I was little. The question is, why don't

you?

Oh, I used to do Christmas.

Until the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future paid me a little

And by ghosts, I mean... Jackson Johnson and Abrams, my wife's divorce attorney.

You were married?

Yeah, hard to believe all this isn't still taken, I know.

Anyway, nowadays, I have priorities other than the holidays.

But it's Christmas.

My ex got the ornaments, I got the golf club.

It's me just fine.

You know, if we're really going to sell this thing, we're going to need a cover

story. We can't just be walking around telling people we're undercover

detectives. Oh, way ahead of you.

Here are the rings the captain sent over, and check your email.

I wrote backstories for us last night.

Of course you did.

So we moved from Tallahassee last month for our job. Wait, why am I a

chiropractor? Because every cover story needs a grain of truth, and you are a

small pain in the neck.

Wait, oh, there's more.

Where we met and all of that. Yeah, I skimmed it. We met at the gym, married a

month ago, yada yada, I got it.

Yada yada?

The details tell the story, where we went for our honeymoon and things like

that.

Mm -hmm.

Sir, we'll take this one, please.

Sweet, does that mean we're done?

Oh, we're just getting started.

On to the decorations.

How's it going with the tree? It's a work of art. All it needs is a powdered

snow. How are you going to do that?

Fingerprint powder and powdered donuts.

Why do I even ask?

What in the world is all this?

Since you only get one chance to make a festive first impression, now it's my

turn to show you how it's done.

You're lining them up like guard dogs.

Yeah, because they're guarding the house.

A guy called Bike.

Maybe you should just handle the lights. Yeah, great idea.

What are you doing?

Handling the lights.

This will give us a little peek into Miller's garage. She is in and out of

so much.

You see something?

I need a closer look.

Aren't you crazy? What if he sees us? Oh, please. He's not going to see us.

Can I help you?

My gosh.

Oh, hey.

Are you okay? Yeah.

Funny you should ask. I was just, uh... Uh, honey?

We had noticed some of your Christmas decorations had come loose. Coming

And I was just doing the neighborly thing.

So, yeah, that...

That should do it. I'm Francis Miller.

You must be the new neighbors that Stanley told me about.

I was just coming over to give you one of my homemade fruitcakes.

Oh, how kind.

I'm Tasha, and this is my husband.

Rupert.

Rupert for short.

Rupert. Tasha.

Well, welcome to the neighborhood.

You know, Stanley mentioned that Christmas committee of yours. We would

join up if you need help.

Absolutely. We can always use more elves.

As a matter of fact, I'm having a potluck tomorrow night. I'd love you to

7 p .m. We will be there with bells on. Christmas bells on. Yeah, yeah.

I should probably get back to work. I haven't even checked our Christmas

yet. Honey Bunny, since you're doing that, why don't you check all?

The bulb's on Mr.

Miller's house, too.

No, I couldn't let you do that. It's our pleasure, isn't it, dear?

You know what they say.

Happy wife.

Happy wife.

Well, thank you very much, and it's really nice to meet you. See you

Okay.

What in the world?

Why did you volunteer me to fix his Christmas light? He gave us fruitcake.

You know what that means? Yeah, we have lunch. No, we had to respond with a

Christmas gift of our own.

What? That's not a thing.

Were you raised by wolves? Were you raised by elves?

Actually, I think there are two magic words you need to say to me. Um, stop

talking. Thank you.

Because of me, we're going to get that look in his house.

Thank you.

Morning. I see you've been busy. Hey, rule number 37 of stakeout games help

the mind sharp.

This might help too.

What is this?

Santa coffee.

The secret's adding cinnamon and cocoa.

My grandmother used to make them at Christmas.

It is Christmassy.

Thank you.

Explain, please.

Oh, I was just shopping for a gift for my 10 -year -old niece.

Pepper spray?

What? She's too young for a taser. Besides, it's pink.

I'll keep my eyes open for something better.

All right.

You've got to love something. Oh, do I? I can feel it. Yeah.

Well...

My compliments to your grandma. She knows how to make delicious, if slightly

messy, coffee.

She was amazing.

When I'd visit, we used to sit up in our room together and look out the window

and make up stories about people outside.

Ah, so you were a spy from early on.

Just curious about people.

I wanted to be a detective ever since I was a kid.

I just hope I'm up for the job. What are you talking about?

You seem so self -assured.

Do I?

I'm Asian.

The truth is, my dad is chief of police back home.

And I was a B cop at his precinct on track to be detective.

Most people assume I got the job because of him, so...

I always had to work extra hard. Explains the nitpicking.

Attention to detail.

But I wanted to see if I can make Detective on my own.

So I applied to the job here in Denver to prove to myself that I can really do

this.

Take the downstairs window today.

Give you a nice view of your new town.

Thanks, but actually, I'm headed out this morning. Oh, yeah?

Where are you going?

I'm going to pay a visit to the agency that hires out Santas, and I'll pick up

few essentials for the house and the party tonight. Call me if anything

Okay. Okay? Keep that phone ready.

Great shoes.

Thanks. Everyone at the North Pole has them this year.

Detective. Hi, I'm Lois Carmichael.

Nice to meet you. Please come in.

I'm so sorry to keep you waiting. I just got back from our Chicago office.

I'm still catching up.

Wow, it certainly is festive around here. Well, normally most of our work is

providing valets and waiters, but this time of year we have a lot of Christmas

parties, so they just stay in character.

Actually, that is why I wanted to talk to you about one of your Santas. Francis

Miller? Mr. Christmas.

He's one of my most popular acts.

All of our clients adore him.

So he's worked at the art museum, the Dabrow Galleria, and the Civic Center

month? I believe so, but I can double check.

Thanks. Could I also get a list of any other places he's been booked?

Yeah, he books a lot of gigs on his own, but I will make you up a list of all of

our events that he's worked at. But, Detective, should I be concerned?

He is a person of interest in a case.

Well, can you keep me informed?

I founded this agency to help out -of -work actors get jobs, and I really

want to jeopardize our reputation.

I understand.

Oh, I need more Christmas lights, and...

Socking for the fireplace.

And what's all this for?

The case of the secret Santa?

You are closer than you'd think.

Are you sure you don't want to come to Aspen with us? I just don't like you

being all alone on Christmas.

No, I'm not alone. The other stocking is for my partner.

Partner, huh?

That sounds interesting.

No.

Not my partner, partner.

Ryan's my partner on the case.

What's this Ryan like?

Think.

A Christmas gift you just can't return.

And how's the wrapping?

Is he good looking?

He's, um, symmetrical with sharp edges.

Uh -huh.

And that is just what Ryan needs for Christmas.

You went Christmas shopping? Just a few more decorations and supplies for our

mission tonight.

Ta -da!

Cute.

Ta -da!

No. No!

Matching Christmas feathers? What are we, poodles?

We are a married couple going to a Christmas party. We need to fit in. But

didn't have time to get anything to bring to the party, so...

You can't choke the pot like empty -handed. You said so yourself. What?

I just can't trust leaving the cooking to a guy who thinks Funyuns is a food

group. Funyuns is a food group.

You made these?

Talbot stopped by the bakery, right? And you just heated those up? No, I made

them from scratch.

Mom?

Where'd you get the ingredients?

It's an interrogation. I had Talbot pick up a few things.

But you're a cold pizza guy.

Well, there's not much point cooking when it's just me.

Ooh, looks like Super Detective doesn't know everything.

We'll get to the bottom of this later.

Now we've got a potluck to go to.

Now, remember the plan. I keep looking at you.

And I'll get a look in the studio. Oh, I'm so happy you could join us. Wouldn't

miss it for the world.

Homemade gingerbread. Oh, it's my favorite.

You should know.

Oh, she didn't.

Come meet Alicia.

She teaches at our local high school, Rupert and Tasha.

Must be rewarding teaching kids.

Emotionally, yes. For my wallet, not so much.

Oh. Twinsies.

It's like looking in a mirror.

You've already met Stanley. Yep.

But did you know that he is a walking encyclopedia on everything

Christmas?

Guilty as charged.

You know, in Russia they call Santa Grandpa Frost.

But in Norway, the Christmas gnome brings gifts to kids.

You sure know your stuff.

Yes. Family's better half, Rupert, Tasha.

Hey, have you been to their shop on Broadway, Denver Art and Antique?

I don't believe we have.

Excuse me.

Do you get most of your art from dealers?

All sorts of places.

So, what brought you two to the neighborhood?

Our jobs, actually.

I'm in human resources, and Rupert is a chiropractor.

Really? Yeah.

My lumbar's been giving me grief.

I don't suppose I could get a quick chiropractic adjustment.

Yeah, why not?

Honey. Honey. What?

Shouldn't we do that sort of thing in your office?

Oh, yeah, you're probably right.

I'll tell you what.

You make an appointment with me, we'll get you fixed up in the new year.

Wow,

you are very strong.

Maybe you should help me move my Christmas tree tomorrow.

Hey, guys, Rupert.

Come.

This is Eric.

And Christopher.

So nice to meet you guys. Sorry we're late. The contractor hit a snag with the

marble. Oh, yeah, that's right. The boys are just opening a new restaurant down

by the Civic Center. Civic Center?

That's a great area. Yes, but the rent is a fortune.

No, thank you. I'm going to go get some water.

Hi. Huh?

Christmas cheese doodle? The green ones are pesto and the red are sun -dried

tomato. How delicious.

I'm Tasha.

Martha.

Not that I'd look at things, Tasha. You're a Blitzen.

A Blitzen?

Yeah.

Everyone's a reindeer at heart.

Blitzen comes from the German word meaning lightning, and you strike me as

with some sparkle.

Now, your husband over there, I'd say he's a comet.

Playful, energetic.

Well, he is truly one of a kind.

That's what he said.

A Christmas committee. How'd you come up with such a fun idea?

Well, my wife Kathy started it.

Bless her. She loved Christmas so much.

Kathy believed in two things.

That you should appreciate every day.

And that you could add a Christmas bow to anything to make it more festive.

Truth is, Kathy, she put a bow in life.

It sounds really special.

She was. She was. She was.

We actually met on a Christmas tree lot, if you can believe that.

Hey, how did you two meet?

Uh, at the gym.

Details, please.

I love a good meet -cute story. Oh, honey, you know what? Why don't you tell

Don't you remember it? Yeah, but you tell it so well.

It was at the gym in a spin class.

We reached for the same spin bike right up front. I let her have it. Took the

one to the side. It's a good thing I did, too, because she's one of those

shouters. I can barely hear the music.

Rock it, climb it, pedal off, feel the power.

He apologized later.

I mean, basically, he dropped her off her feet.

It was all the poetry.

He wrote that really won me over, I think.

Oh, I don't think anyone wants to hear about that. We do. He'd send me sweet

little sonnets he composed all by himself.

Sharp observations.

About butterflies.

Then I proposed we got married at the end.

Well, you two are just so cute.

Oh, what can I say? We finish each other's.

Changes. Francis, which way is the restroom?

Up the stairs to the right.

Tasha, what are you doing here?

I made a wrong turn.

I'm so sorry.

Well, let me walk you out.

Wouldn't want you to get lost again.

Hey, honey, come on. You're just in time for Deck the Halls.

Come on. Two. Come on. Two, three, four.

Deck the halls with a thousand holly. Fa -la -la -la -la -la -la -la.

There's reason to be jolly. Fa -la -la -la -la -la -la. We're going to say

goodnight. Goodnight, guys. Goodnight.

Yeah, we're going to go to... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

We should get a picture.

Oh. Get that picture.

All right, get in there. I want to see everybody's faces nice and clear.

Everybody say frosty.

Frosty.

Thank you.

Let's do this.

Okay, okay, okay. Good?

Yeah. Cheesy peasy.

Cheesy peasy.

Great.

Oh, yeah,

me too. Thank you so much. Good night. Good night.

Thank you for such a nice evening.

Rupert, I had no idea of what a talented musician you are.

He is just full of surprises. Well, you have to join us tomorrow night for

Christmas caroling. Well, can't wait.

So nice to meet you, too. I'm the house with the ivy, if you ever need anything.

Cup of sugar.

Good night.

I think I'll go grab our coat.

I got this.

So, Rupert.

I know how difficult it can be being the new guy on the block.

When I moved into this neighborhood a thousand years ago, I felt

like I didn't fit in.

And then one day you open up your front door and it's your neighborhood.

Just got to give it time.

Ah, well, thank you.

You two are under the mistletoe.

Oh, it's okay. No. I had the onion dip. Oof. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Oh,

no.

Oh, cute.

Love it.

See you tomorrow, guys.

All right, everybody.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Not if I see you first.

Don't let that kiss go to your head. Already forgotten about it.

Hey, what did you find back there?

Power tools and some kind of industrial drill.

Yeah? Because Forensics said the museum intruders came through the skylight with

something like that. I got a shot of his laptop with a pic of some country

estate. Maybe his next score.

Well, despite everything, I'd say our mission was a success.

You did surprisingly well under pressure.

Surprising me, huh?

Because I'm just a rookie and not up to the task? I don't talk like that. Yeah,

you do.

You do.

I may have thought something like that before.

It's okay.

I may have assumed a thing or two about you.

Maybe we got off on the wrong foot. Maybe we did.

And how is it you play piano like that?

Lessons. Since I was six, and a lot of practice.

And like I told you, no one's ever with a theme.

Well, just maybe, I'm starting to see what you mean.

So, Miller's got power tools, blueprints, and a drill like the one you

the museum heist.

Yeah, that's for suspicious characters.

Christopher and Eric, their restaurant is right near the Civic Center.

Stanley and Edith have connections to the art world. And Alicia, well, she's

just super into me.

And that's more suspicious than anything.

Talbot's doing background checks on everyone. In the meantime, is this an

evidence board or one of your Christmas quads?

There's a chance we can...

Find that location. That looks like a great place for the next hike. I checked

the list from the agency, and it doesn't look like any of the places Miller's

been booked for.

And no information, no address.

It's possible, but it's going to take time. So I guess we wait.

Wait.

Hey, Fee, anything good on TV?

No.

This neighborhood takes me back.

Oh, yeah? It reminds me of Christmas in Wisconsin.

We had such great Christmases.

Tons of lights caroling together through the neighborhood.

I miss that.

Your family do anything special?

Sure, yeah.

Every Christmas Eve, we'd have this big snowball fight. My nickname was Frosty,

because my name was...

I bet.

You know, I gotta be honest.

I was actually just planning to work through Christmas.

Truth is, most of my buddies are already married.

So no other Christmas plans for you? Nah, sometimes I drop in on my brother's

family in Albuquerque.

It's nice to see them, but it kind of reminds me of what I'm missing.

So, usually I just try to stay busy during the holiday.

Hardest working detective in the precinct, huh?

Cost me my marriage.

You ever been married?

Close.

I was engaged to a guy I met at the academy.

We wanted different things.

He got a job offer out of state on a really small floor, and I wasn't about

give up my dream of being a detective.

Well, from what I've seen, you got a real flair for it.

Really? You think so?

Absolutely.

You're a real talent.

You've got to believe in yourself.

Thanks.

Something's up.

The driver. I know that guy.

No, he's on the move.

One of my old partners busted him a couple times for breaking and entering a

couple years ago. His name's Finley. I remember seeing the file.

Wonder what's in that backpack.

Hide, hide, hide, hide.

They almost made us.

Let's wait until they're on the move again. Okay.

Hey!

This reindeer plushie is adorable.

Might be a good gift for your niece.

What's your favorite color?

I don't know.

Rainbow?

Rainbow is not a color.

It's all the colors.

Do you always have to be right about everything?

One of us has to be.

Great.

They're gone.

It's been almost two hours.

Still nothing.

Miller will come back.

Be patient.

Oh.

There they are.

Miller's going to the house with Finley's bag.

I wish we knew where they'd been.

Well, here's some good news.

I figured out where the estate is.

1215 Crestmore.

Van Houten's estate.

How'd you figure that out?

See the distinctive columns?

Oh, yeah.

It's the signature of a local architect.

I tracked her down. She recognized the building instantly.

Nice work, detective.

Good calls for a little celebrating.

I might have whipped out the little something something.

Really? Mm -hmm.

Buckle up.

Your family had Santa's coffee.

My family had Dad's hard eggnog.

Gee.

Whoa.

That's got a kick to it. What can I say? Dad liked to relax during the holidays.

Speaking of relaxation, we haven't finished decorating our Christmas tree.

the tree, yes.

Hmm.

Well, in that case, I think we need a little...

You don't throw tinsel. You place it.

Oh.

Yeah, I'm not in my family.

Hey! Mm -hmm. Oh, you do not want to start a tinsel war with me.

Oh, you think?

Oh,

is that fun? You like tinsel?

Oh, hello!

Ah!

Calling and texting for you guys to let me in.

Luckily, one of you left the back door unlocked.

What? You look like a powdered donut. I had to cut through the side yard to make

sure that no one saw me.

I tripped over an inflatable snowman. I stepped in what I can only hope is just

sugar plums, and I tripped coming to the gate.

Sorry, we couldn't hear you over the Christmas music. Yeah, what brings you

here? The captain wants me to see how the case is going.

Ah, okay. Well, like...

It's had its unusual twist.

So, I see.

What's this?

Um, our evidence board. Evidence board?

Got some evidence.

It's a Christmas scene here.

Yeah.

What's this?

Oh, that's a Christmas gift from my niece. She's actually tough to shop for.

It's really cute.

Yeah. So, what are you doing here?

I have news.

There was another break -in, a gallery on Santa Fe, about an hour ago.

I thought you had eyes on Miller 24 -7. What happened?

We lost him.

It was my fault.

No, it wasn't, actually. It was my fault. I was distracted, shopping for

The captain is breathing down my neck.

The mayor wants results. He said, no more mistakes.

Or you two are off the case.

Sorry.

I'm supposed to work on my assertiveness.

That's what Captain said.

That's pretty good. That's good, actually.

Let me walk you out.

Thanks.

Do you have any hot coke or something? No, we don't have any of that stuff.

That's cool.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.

Twelve drummers drumming, eleven pipers piping, ten lords... Put a little jolly

into it, like less Scrooge and more Santa.

I'm plenty jolly. Where's your voice?

Blending in quietly with the rest, besides you're the musical one after

Three French hens, two turtledoves, and a partridge in a pear tree.

Come on, everybody.

We still got a lot of houses to head.

How do we know we're not helping Miller scope out his next job?

Think jolly thoughts or maybe he's just having fun.

We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a

Merry Christmas. Is that all you got? Oh, you asked for it. We wish you a

Christmas. Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry

Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Tidings to you, to you and your kin.

We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Wow!

Tasha?

That was a beautiful, impromptu solo.

I loved it. I just got caught up in the song.

That's the Christmas spirit.

Onward.

I could have sworn I saw you drop a police badge back there.

I, uh... Rupert, you haven't worn that jacket since Halloween, have

you?

No, I haven't. He just makes the cutest Old West sheriff.

I can imagine.

I hope you're ready for hot chocolate.

That was close.

Where were you hiding that boy?

Here you go.

Now, don't be shy.

This make -your -own cocoa stand is my favorite.

I'm going to add chili flakes because I like mine spicy.

Great. I'm going to add marshmallows down there.

Toast to our newest elves.

I think they've clearly proven that the more the merrier is true. Here, here.

Thanks. You guys are so welcoming.

Yeah, I honestly don't remember having this much fun at Christmas in a long

time. Oh, that sounded strangely convincing.

I'm going to grab some peppermint.

Well, nothing like Christmas traditions.

Especially here. I can see that Rupert's getting into the holiday spirit.

Seems like I've learned something new about him every day. Though you two

married quickly?

You have no idea.

Like that. So, uh, snowy Christmas.

Must be a big change from Tallahassee.

Oh, yeah.

You know, I actually went to college there.

You don't say. Yeah.

What's your favorite spot in T -Town?

Oh, you know, boy, there's so many.

Yeah? Which one? Maybe I know it.

Excuse me for a moment.

Yeah.

Clay gardens are lovely. Oh, yeah. And Adam Street can be fun. But

my favorite place in Tallahassee is the Antique Car Museum. Museum.

Oh. Ever been? No. That sounds fun.

Eric, they have caramel.

Excuse me, they got caramel?

Got to answer you.

It's your homework.

The tasting flights they have here are the best.

So why don't you kids have a seat and try some?

I mean, I feel like we've got to take him up on an offer.

Won't want to raise any eyebrows.

Duty call?

After you.

Mmm, okay.

The German chocolate's my favorite. It's bitter, but it's got a little sweet

edge.

Just like you.

It's hard to believe that smiley guy is guilty.

Maybe Finlay is the bad apple and Miller is the innocent dupe.

Maybe a reindeer can fly.

Reindeer do fly. Oh, in your candy -coated Christmas dreams.

Mmm.

Oh, that one's good. It's got a note of caramel.

If I didn't know better, Detective, I'd say you are rediscovering your holiday

spirit. Aw, come on. I got spirit.

Last year, I gave the entire canine unit reindeer antlers.

Didn't you ever have any, like, Christmas...

special traditions growing up besides snowball wars yeah i

did um i never knew my dad but my mom was from

new mexico and uh when i was little every christmas eve we would make these

lanterns put a candle in a paper bag and it would line the sidewalk i don't get

it what why do you keep your best qualities hidden

Or maybe I haven't found the person I want to show it with.

This is nice.

Yeah, it is.

Don't forget tomorrow for Christmas Charades. Hey, wouldn't miss it. Good

Good night. Oh, and we have a little Christmas gift for you. We'll be right

back.

Just so you know, I'm on to you, too.

You are? Are you guys professional singers or what?

Natasha, your voice is so lovely.

Rupert, not bad at all.

Thank you.

From the photo we took of you, do you like it?

Very nice of you.

You didn't have to do that. Well, of course we did. We want you to feel

You're neighbors.

Neighbors.

See y 'all.

Good night, you guys.

Cookie?

These are amazing.

What's your secret for these? Simple.

Just brown the butter.

Gives them the caramelized undertone and the chewiness. Really makes the best

cookie in the world. My mom taught me that.

You did a good job. Mm -hmm.

With the cookies. Okay.

What you got there?

Oh, not much. Just, um, a breakthrough in the cave. What?

The Van Houtens are throwing a big Christmas party tomorrow night.

Check out the society page.

This year, the Van Hoden Christmas party will feature the Romanov Christmas

ornament valued at over $2 million online from the Denver Art Museum. That

sounds like a pretty tempting target.

Meanwhile, the background checks on the neighbors all came back clear.

None of them have any priors.

That's good.

What's all that?

Oh, I was just doing some Christmas cards for the neighbors.

Trying to keep up appearances.

Oh, really?

Because...

This one belongs to Officer Talbot. I had extras.

Really? Mm -hmm.

Right.

Motion detector.

Going off next door.

Finley's here. She is.

And they're headed in the backyard.

Can you hear anything?

Not really.

I don't know.

I don't think we can pull it off. I told you. We need to get close. I don't know

how much closer I can get.

We stick to the plan.

Christmas is going to come early this year.

Oh, God.

Hey. Hey.

Are you guys okay? Yeah, I slipped on the AC.

Well, be careful.

I'll see you later.

Got my eyes on you, too.

I'll see you for charades in half hour.

Okay.

Quiet, quiet in the house. People singing.

Big time. Night, night. I want night! Yes!

Time!

Okay, let's go, let's go. Three words.

A house. A tree.

Just take a word. Tree. Christmas.

A carol. A Christmas carol.

Big picture, big picture, big picture. Rowan Dyke. Yes.

Throw your karate.

Yes. Massage. Chop, chop, chop.

Chop it down a Christmas tree.

It's a movie. It's a movie.

It's a movie. It's a movie. It's a movie.

It's a movie. It's a movie. It's a movie.

It's a movie. It's a movie.

It's a movie.

It's a movie.

No, no. I think I've eaten three bags.

You two have a good time?

Oh, yeah.

Absolutely. Thank you for including us this week. It's been surprisingly fun.

Oh, I'm so glad you could join us.

If you don't mind my saying, you two have such a fun chemistry.

Oh, yeah.

Like TNT in a match.

Well, the one thing my Kathy taught me was the secret to a happy marriage is

always cutting each other a lot of slack, especially around the holidays.

Well, I'll try to remember that the next time Tasha's driving me crazy. Only

somebody you care about deeply can.

You can make it that crazy. Just remember the best part of Christmas.

What's that?

The people we share it with.

The moments we share with the people we love.

They're like snowflakes. They're beautiful and perfect

and no two are alike.

Did you get anything from Miller?

Not about the case, but a couple other surprises.

Your Tannenbaum was outstanding.

Hey, tomorrow, don't forget.

Okay, we'll see you then. Thank you.

Bye, kidlet.

See ya.

You're awfully quiet.

What is it?

I don't know if Miller's the kindest, most intuitive guy in the world, or if

he's messing with us.

Wait. Just when you've convinced me he's masterminding a crime ring you're

having down, you heard his whole Christmas comes early speech?

Yeah, well, what if we're wrong?

I mean, it's happened before.

What do you mean?

You know, after my marriage fell apart, I had a really hard time trusting my

instincts about people.

I worry maybe I jumped to conclusions too soon.

About a couple of people.

I know what you mean.

All I can say is being fake married to you has had its ups and downs.

Okay.

But I have no regrets.

As for jumping to conclusions about Miller, we'll find out tomorrow.

The captain just approved us going undercover at the cocktail party.

Miller so much as touches that ornament, we've got him.

Okay.

It's snowing.

I have to admit, our little neighborhood looks amazing.

Yeah, it sure does.

So, how's that been? Gorgeous.

And things with Jeff's parents are going great.

But I just wanted to make sure you're okay.

I'm better than okay, sis. I'm headed to a Christmas party tonight.

If that's working, I want your job. Funny enough, it is.

And your partner, Detective Scrooge?

Turns out he's surprisingly jolly.

To be honest, we've been having a lot of fun together.

You should see him trying to buy a Christmas gift for me.

And just like that, you're laughing.

Tanya, we got a little present.

We'll discuss this later.

I'm sure we will. Love ya.

Captain dropped off her outfits for the party.

You might want to see this.

You've got to be kidding.

covers a bartender, a bouncer, and a bellhop.

This is definitely a first.

Well, you look great.

Thank you.

This way, we fit in with the waiters. Yeah, just don't tell the boys down at

precinct. So I shouldn't have texted them that photo of you?

Just kidding.

All right.

Fair enough.

Some party.

Wow, so many guests.

It's going to be tricky to keep an eye on everything.

If you tell Miller, she's going to grab the ornament and run.

Maybe he's scoping it out for another time.

The ornament is only here for the evening, so if he's going for it,

his chance.

Why would the museum loan it out in the first place?

Mrs. Van Houten has one of the best art collections in the state. She also sits

on the museum board.

May I have everyone's attention, please?

Welcome all...

And Merry Christmas.

I am proud to present the Romanoff Christmas ornament.

Made over a century ago by Fabergé himself.

A Christmas gift for the Tsar's daughter.

Just keep an eye on Miller. Let's not get too close.

Copy.

Let's get the dance floor going.

That includes you two officers. All seems well.

Maybe you can help me break the ice?

I mean, we would have a better view from the dance floor.

Detective, are you asking me to dance?

I mean, in so many words.

You know, I'll miss this.

This what?

This assignment.

Our house.

Decorating. Our little neighborhood.

You know what I'm going to miss the most?

Company.

That makes the two of us.

Yet another surprise.

You're a good dancer, too.

People aren't always what they appear.

Hey, after all this is said and done, how would you feel? I'd love to. Good.

I was hoping he would say that.

Where's Miller?

He was just...

Talbot, where are you? We lost Miller.

Took my eyes off the guy for one minute.

Have you seen Santa?

Sorry? Have you seen Santa Claus?

Oh, here.

Talbot, check the breaker.

Anybody seen Santa Claus? Santa.

There's been a robbery.

No,

not the ornament, thank goodness.

But my two Van Goghs are gone.

Mrs. Van Houten, walk us through exactly what happened.

Well, when the lights went out, I went to get a flashlight from my desk.

And as I went into my study, I saw that the paintings were gone.

Thank you, Mrs. Van Houten.

Please, find them.

This is a fiasco, huh?

We only lost track of Miller for a moment.

Not enough time to steal any. Could he have had help?

Look, the captain wants you guys to search Miller's house.

With us letting the cat out of the bag.

He wants you there now.

He's already got a signed warrant.

Mr. Miller?

Tasha, Rupert, hi.

You going somewhere?

Yeah, I got a couple of things to take care of. That'll have to wait, I'm

afraid.

Excuse me?

We're police detectives, Mr. Miller, and we have a warrant to search your house

and your car.

Is this some kind of joke? I'm afraid it's not. I don't understand.

That doesn't belong to me.

Where's the other painting?

Other painting? I don't know how that one got there.

Captain, we wanted to handle this quietly.

And I wanted to make sure it got done now.

Do you have your orders, Detective?

Francis Miller, you're under arrest for grand theft.

But I didn't steal anything.

And I have so much to take care of for the holidays.

Beat him is right.

No, you're making a terrible mistake.

I only wish I was.

We have to take Finley in, too.

Review security footage, interview the other guests from the party.

And we will.

But I'm bringing in extra help on this case.

I think you two have done enough.

Chapman.

A can of coffee?

Or my best attempt.

Thanks, but I'm not sure I'm in the right mood.

Any word on the missing painting?

Nope. Search Miller's whole house.

Nothing. Same with Finley and those blueprints we saw.

Long gone as well.

Captain, how's Miller's questioning going?

He's refusing a lawyer.

Says he hasn't done anything wrong.

And on top of that...

He insists he'll only speak with you two.

I haven't done anything wrong.

And I have no idea how that painting got there. If that's the case, tell us

about the climbing equipment you had.

Tell us about the locksmith tools, about the glass cutting tools we found.

Tools used at the crime scene where you worked as Santa. Well, wearing a...

fluffy red suit and making people happy is a crime, then consider this my

confession. So you don't deny consorting with former convicts like Finley?

Deny it? No, not at all. And given your past, the grand theft conviction a few

years back?

And the blueprints I saw in your study? You got to admit, it sounds more than a

little suspicious.

You have to believe me. That part of my life, it's all in the past.

Tell us what happened.

What you've really been up to?

My wife, Kathy.

She believed in the power of forgiveness.

And thanks to her, I got a second chance.

Now, I try to give second chances to folks like Finley.

I'll need them.

And he might be an ex -con.

But did you know that he's also an excellent carpenter? I don't follow.

We've been renovating a house for a family who can't afford it. It's right

next door to Fenley's. The building equipment, the locksmith tool. The late

night delivery, the blueprint.

All... To get the house finished by Christmas. And now, we'll

never complete it in time. What about the photos of the Van Houten estate in

your laptop?

I research all my parties.

Then why not say anything about this?

Why the coke and dagger if you're just repairing a house?

A tribute to Kathy.

She always insisted on making the gifts anonymous.

She taught me the most important part of Christmas.

Was sharing that take credit for it

Hey,

I

got your message Why'd you leave the station so fast?

I had to clear my mind and check out Miller's story.

I stopped by the house they were fixing up, and the neighbors confirmed Miller's

story word for word.

I mean, it doesn't prove he's innocent, but I admit, something doesn't feel

right. I know.

I feel terrible, and it's Christmas Eve in a few hours.

What do we do?

Captain put hedges on it.

Thanks so much for showing us around again.

I just want to put the whole thing behind me.

Such a shame.

It started out as such a lovely party. Especially with the Romanov ornament.

And it took some finagling to get the museum to allow that.

Imagine if the ornament had been stolen, too.

I don't want to think about it.

Oh, there's one more thing I wanted to ask.

How did you come to pick Miller to play Santa at your party? My friend Lois

recommended him. Not Lois Carmichael. Yeah?

She handles staffing for a lot of arts events around town.

Thank you for your time.

Ryan, I think I might know what happened.

Really? We need to look at the video footage at that party again.

Take a look.

Something Carmichael mentioned to me when I first met her. Something about

she opened up the agency. She said...

She helped out -of -work actors. Looks like she was an actress back in the day

herself.

Detective,

I heard you got your thief.

Well done.

I'd be so happy to give you a statement, but I'm in such a hurry. Holiday plans?

Yes, I am off to meet friends in Bali.

Hey, before you do, we were just noticing this article.

I used to be an actor.

Can you believe how young I was?

Gave that up decades ago.

Really? Once an actor, always an actor, I'd say.

I'm sorry?

I asked you for a list of events Miller was working.

You left Mrs. Van Houten's party off that list.

I'm sorry, that must have been an oversight. I mean, it's just been crazy

here. Yeah, of course. And, you know, being a friend, Mrs. Van Houten probably

didn't seem like a client.

All the events you co -chaired, the visits to her house. You probably know

place like the back of your hand. Her art collection, maybe even her security

system. Must have been real. tempting to pull one final score before moving on.

That would be tempting.

Especially considering Bali doesn't have an extradition treaty with the U .S.

Hold on a second. You are obviously confused.

I don't think we are. It doesn't feel like it. No, no.

I guess you blended in with the staff just as we did.

And at the other parties too.

And with Miller's police records, if anyone connected you to the crimes, you

ex -con Miller standing by. Yeah, pretty.

Convenient fall, guys. I mean, if you need one. This is crazy.

I was in Chicago during the theft.

Your alibi?

I double -checked.

You bought a round -trip flight, but you didn't use your return ticket.

I say you drove back here. Maybe you took a train? Could be. Well, whichever

is. I assure you, we will find out.

Everything that you've just said is purely circumstantial.

You don't have any evidence.

Unfortunately,

the cameras at the party didn't catch anything.

Well, there you go. Except for one caterer's van with its own dash cam.

And we tracked down that footage.

Uh -oh.

I believe this is you.

I think this is her, isn't it? It does look like you. Yeah.

putting one painting into Miller's trunk to deflect suspicion while you put the

other one in your car. Oh, what a rush.

Yes. Which means, Lois Carmichael, you

know what?

You take it. You deserve it.

No, you take it.

You're under arrest.

Carmichael confessed to everything.

Turns out her business has been on shaky ground for years.

She needed the money.

The missing painting's been recovered.

Miller's been cleared and released.

Finley, too.

That's a relief.

You two did great work.

Sandy, I'm glad you transferred to Denver. You've been a great addition to

team. Thank you.

But it doesn't exactly feel like a victory.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Miller's reputation kind of got dragged through the slush.

And he's been humiliated in front of all his friends and neighbors.

You know, all he really wanted to do was spread Christmas cheer.

Two things were taken that night, the paintings and Miller's silver and gold

reputation. I'll admit, I wish things had gone differently, too.

Then actually, Captain, there is one thing you can help with.

So long.

Enjoy. Well, thank you. We would have never been able to finish in time. This

a great thing you've done, making a difference for this family. I'm really

for everything.

Don't be.

You're just doing your job.

So, what's next for you? It is Christmas Eve after all. After all this, I

just want to go home.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

What is all this?

Surprise!

Merry Christmas.

Who's hungry? Our turkey's just about finished.

my famous cranberry Christmas tart. Three -layer Norfolk Bund cake coming

through. What is all this?

The Christmas committee.

We scheduled an impromptu meeting to thank you. Thank me?

For what? For everything you've done for the neighborhood and for all of us.

I'd like to propose a toast to our very own Mr.

Christmas for bringing us all together.

And for showing us what Christmas can be.

Bravo!

Merry Christmas, one and all.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Well, all's well that ends well, as they say.

Hey, look.

Somebody rented her house.

Hmm. I guess that really means the case is over.

Yeah.

At least everything turned out okay.

I'd say more than okay. Oh, yeah?

You would?

Sure. It doesn't take a detective to see we work well together.

Hey, uh, question for you.

Sure.

What?

If I were to, I don't know, invite you over sometime to make gingerbread, would

you say yes?

Absolutely.

Perfect.

Would you like to come over to make some gingerbread?

What do you mean?

If it's detective, figure it out.

You rented this place?

What can I say?

I like our little neighborhood.

I think I'm going to stick around for a while.

That is the greatest Christmas present I've gotten in years.

Finally, we agree on something.

Glad to hear it.

Because you might have found partner for kids.

Uh -oh.

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