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(Taskmaster theme tune)
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- Hello!
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Hello, thank you.
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If you like seeing an overweight, middle aged man
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getting high on power, dishing out judgements,
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and shrieking and clapping like an elephant bull seal,
you've come to the right place!
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Welcome to Taskmaster!
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(Applause)
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There are five competitors waiting over there,
emitting the distinctive smell of fear.
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There names are:
David Baddiel
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Ed Gamble
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Jo Brand
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Katy Wix
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and Rose Matafeo.
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And sitting next to me, here he is,
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some crumbs in his beard dating back to the 90s.
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It's Little Alex Horne!
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Hello!
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- Hi Greg.
- How are you this week?
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- I'm alright, would you like to know what I've been up to?
- I wouldn't, actually.
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Because,
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I thought I might handle the banter section.
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- I've got some stuff that I--
- Nope!
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Because look what I've found, everyone.
I found, Little Alex Horne's childhood diary.
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From 1985.
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- Oh yeah, I was 7.
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- Should we see what little Alex was up to?
Here we are:
"I had a lovely time today.
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"I made up a task,
where you catch plastic ducks in a big net.
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"I was so excited, I pulled my shorts down
and rubbed my little-- (snorts with laughter)
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(Laughter)
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"I pulled my shorts down and rubbed my little dingle.
"Uh oh! The curtains were open
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and the man next door told mum
that I was rotten to the core."
(Laughter)
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Okay, what's the prize task today?
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- Okay indeed,
and this week we've asked them to bring in
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the best thing they've taken
from somebody else's house.
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Just like that time you came to my house,
and took all the doors and food.
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- I wanted to have a barbecue!
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Okay, okay.
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David, what house have you been to
and taken something from?
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- A few months ago, I went to this house.
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That's me at Buckingham Palace,
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where I was handing out Duke of Edinburgh awards.
And from that very house, I took this.
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That is some Buckingham Palace toilet paper.
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And you know what,
I went into the cubicles at Buckingham Palace
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I didn't even need a shit.
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- And you took one sheet.
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- I mean, I'm slightly disappoint with it I have to say,
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'cause, I was hoping the Queen's face might be on it.
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I believe there used to be, like Henry VIII
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used have a bloke who actually wiped his arse for him.
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Isn't that correct Alex, I can tell you've got--
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- Uhh, Henry VIII had a person
who wiped his arse for him, yes, yes.
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Andrex have the Royal Warrant from 1978,
they've had that.
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- Oh do they?
- Yep, Shiel Pest have got pest control--
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- So you could just--
- Sorry,
Strong Vend have got vending machines,
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and Indepth Hygiene Services
have got the warrant for deep kitchen cleaning.
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- Oh good, well I'm glad you stopped me for that.
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Well, thanks for starting us off
with a piece of toilet roll, David.
Edward Gamble.
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- Well, I thought I'd-- I've got a few things
that I stole from this house.
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This is the first picture.
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It's a little sort of, antler head.
- Is it Father Christmas's house?
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- Okay, let's have the next picture.
- Oh, it's a-- what is it?
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- Well, shall we have the last ornament
and then we'll try and guess who it is after that.
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- Here we go.
- There we go.
(Laughter)
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- You stole those thing from Greg?
- Yes, from Greg's house.
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- Is Greg asleep most of the time?
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- I'll tell you what Greg was doing
while I was stealing those things,
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he was in his hot tub.
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(Laughter and applause)
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- I would like to point out that my hot tub
is an inflatable hot tub.
I'm keeping it real.
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Um who's next, Katy.
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For the last two weeks, Katy's been off ill.
But now she's back, hurray!
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(Applause)
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- Can I show you the object first, I think you'll recognise--
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- Yes.
- --the thing that I took.
- This is what she took.
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- So that's the trophy, which you'll recognise.
- It's not this one.
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- No, does the name
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Kerry Godliman mean anything to you?
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- Yes.
- I'll show you where she keeps it,
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she keeps it in the shittest room in the whole house.
I don't know if you can see it.
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(Laughter)
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- Oh my God!
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That is an outrage, Godliman!
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- I went round pretending that
I needed to borrow the cat box.
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I don't have a cat, but she didn't ask,
or seem to care.
I snuck it inside the cat box,
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and managed to basically sneak it out,
without her noticing.
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- So Godliman doesn't even know it's missing.
- No.
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- Yeah, but it looks like she wouldn't give a shit.
- Good, well stolen.
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Rose.
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- So um, this thing I've stolen,
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is from the Taskmaster house itself.
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But I've improved it by, um...
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taking photos of me wearing the hat
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and putting it on the hat, there.
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Which I think is quite cool,
and makes it the best thing
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taken from someone else's house,
yee-haw.
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(Laughter)
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- Jesus Christ.
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Alright, Jo?
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What have you stolen from someone's house?
- Uh, that.
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- It's a ceramic phrenology tattoo head.
- Alright, who's house did you steal it from?
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And how can we make it entertaining?
(Laughter)
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- Sigmund Freud's.
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- Ohhh.
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- Ahh fuck it, I wish it was.
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It was from my friend Betty's house.
(Laughter)
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Yeah, and I didn't steal it,
I asked her if I could have it.
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- I mean obviously Jo, one point.
Rose, I'm giving you two points.
- What?!
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- It's a cowboy hat from the set!
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Ed, you never steal things from my house.
Three points, how dare you.
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Katy we've wronged a right, there.
And Godliman, I'll see you later.
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I find this incredible,
that I'm giving five points to a piece of shit roll.
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And I'm doing that just 'cause
it was Buckingham Palace.
- Thank you very much.
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(Applause)
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Alright, shall we get started?
- Oh I think so.
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And what better thing to start the day with, than eggs.
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(Taskmaster task ditty)
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Hello David.
- Where are we?
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- We're in a waste land.
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Welcome to the meadow.
- Thank you.
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- Do you like it?
- Not really, no.
- No.
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- God I just realised how hungry I am,
when I opened this.
- "Get an entire egg
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"into one of those metal things."
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- That's a pretty poor description,
could you not do better than--
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- That was the best I could do.
- No, okay.
- These eggs, into one of these metal things?
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- "Highest single score wins.
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"If you get an entire egg into one of those metal things
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"without the egg breaking, its score is doubled."
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- Oh, I've already lost the will to live.
- Yes.
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- "You may not move the chair, or the metal things
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"and you must release your egg..."
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- "While on the chair."
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- "You have 10 minutes, your time starts now."
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That's quite a daunting prospect, isn't it?
- Is it?
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(Applause)
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- So they've gotta get an egg into a thing.
- They were all quite angry about the task.
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- Well, I'm very excited to see them.
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Katy, when you said
"I've just realised how hungry I am",
had you see the eggs?
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- No, I think I just forgot
that you don't have to say everything that you think,
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- You quietly say things to yourself,
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and I'm beginning to think you might be an evil robot.
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- "I just realised how hungry I am."
Beep-beep be-boop.
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Let's see some stuff.
- Okay.
So, highest score is what counts.
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If the egg didn't break the score was doubled.
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The first person we're gonna see is Ed Gamble.
- But what-- how much is it per egg?
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Are they one,
one egg, one an egg?
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- Are they one an egg?
- One an egg?
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- Are they one an egg?
- 'Cause there's no numbers on the eggs.
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Right, I've got ya.
Two,
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10, eight,
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20, that's the--
Ohhh 30.
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Ease on the chair.
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Did that go in?
- No.
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- That went in.
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- It came out again.
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- Are you fucking shitting me?
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- Well, it's all gone out the bottom.
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- Yeah, cuz you-- there's a hole in the bottom!
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That was-- the entire egg went into the metal thing.
- Came out again.
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- At no point does it say it can't come out again.
- Okay.
- Ohh things,
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some plasters.
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(Sings) Why didn't you do this first you stupid twat.
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Fucking hell!
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This is not gonna help is it?
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The fingers might interrupt the...
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Yeah, that's broken.
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Right, oh you...
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That's the end of that task.
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- Yeah the entire egg's gotta go in, Ed.
- Yes, mate.
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10!
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What a disaster.
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- Thank you, Ed.
- Thank you.
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- I seem to be assassination people's characters today.
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I wrote down that I've decided
you are an exact combination
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between a happy young squirrel and an old lady.
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- I'll take that.
- That's the sweet spot.
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- Sayonara part one, it's been nice knowing you.
Bye!
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(Applause)
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(Applause)
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Hello!
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Welcome back to Taskmaster,
where our childish contestants are throwing eggs.
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- Yes, Rose and David are about to throw eggs too.
And here they are.
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- What's this?
- It's the first aid box.
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- Yeah well you know what,
this is a very simple task, isn't it?
Okay, here we go.
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- I suppose I could wrap up the egg,
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so it doesn't get hurt.
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- Oh God, okay.
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Does that count as one of the metal things?
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- Think that helps?
Should I test it?
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You see, I've saved it, I might give it one more.
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Well that has slightly cracked.
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I've gotta use this one now that I've done it.
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- Nine.
- Nine?
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- Yeah.
- Nine eggs in that one.
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- Here we go.
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(Laughter)
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- So, I guess that's it?
- Okay.
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- No, I think enginuity's over.
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- It's a tricky one.
Do I risk it all?
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- "You must release your egg while on the chair."
Right so If I do this...
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Right, now I consider that releasing--
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Bollocks.
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- You know, Im gonna stick to my guns, fuck it.
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- I'll do that again, so I've released the egg, right.
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There we go.
- Thank you, David.
- Thank you.
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- Did they break, Rose?
- No.
- So should their score be doubled?
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- Yep, you're playing games with me!
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(Applause)
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- Do you really think you could out-fox Alex Horne?
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Making these tasks up is literally all he has in his life.
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That is a quote from his wife.
(Laughter)
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- In my defence,
I, I.. I've got no defence.
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- It was the highest single score as well,
so you scored minus 10.
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'Cause that's minus five, double.
- Gorgeous.
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- This is interesting, this phrase "release the egg".
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- Are you gonna--
You got problems with "release the egg"?
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- I put it to you,
- Yes.
- that the shell is part of the egg,
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and that you are not an egg liberator.
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That the egg is not living inside its evil shell prison.
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- Well, do I not put the shell in as well?
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- The shell is not relevant to the egg.
The eggs of birds are enclosed in a chalky shell.
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- So and egg is not a--
The shell is not part of the egg.
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- It's called an eggshell,
because it's the shell around an egg.
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- Well there you are, I liberated the fucking egg!
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- Oh my God he released the egg!
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- I am the egg liberator.
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- If you're allowing the egg, he scored eight points there.
- I'm allowing the egg alright.
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- Thank you, I'm an egg liberator.
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- So he's in second place so far.
- Alex, who's left?
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- Well finally, they've got the same names
as my cousin and his wife,
it's Katy and Jo.
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- Can they go in any metal thing?
- Well, all the information's on the task.
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- Oh you always say that, it's so annoying.
- Yeah.
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Can I just confirm your tactic here, Katy.
- To have fun.
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- But why have you used the word an 'entire' egg?
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Because obviously I'm kind of thinking of
breaking them into 14 pieces,
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and trying to get a fourteenth in.
Why would you bother to even say that?
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Look, that's rubbish.
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- Can you hold this?
Can you hold it, thus?
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Okay, I'm on the chair.
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I think it broke.
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- That's it then.
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- This will do it.
- So, I have to get as many as I can in...
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Ohh, see I don't understand,
into all...
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Eeegh!
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- I don't know what's happening anymore.
Stick it in the old glove.
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- Is it actually written on them?
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Oh I see, six, eight,
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one.
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- Yeah, it's in.
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- That felt like it was aimed at me.
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- Well, there's one in.
- Yes.
- Thanks Alex, see you later.
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- Please with yourself?
- Not particularly.
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- You did alright, you constructed a tunnel.
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- Yeah.
- You got an egg in the one with two points.
- You've got to feel some joy in life,
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constructing your own tunnel.
- I have a lot of joy in my life.
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Just not standing on a bit of fucking wasteland.
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- Katy, I thought that the um,
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quiet robot came out at the beginning again there.
What's your tactic?
"Just having fun."
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In fact, you had lots of tactics didn't you?
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- So, I didn't understand what was going on,
that's why I started just throwing.
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And then I understood,
and that's when I protected my egg.
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- She was the only one
who successfully protected her egg.
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- Really?
- It didn't smash?
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Her egg did not smash,
and she threw it into the tube,
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bearing in mind that the leader so far is Ed with 10.
Her tube was worth six points.
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The egg survived, so she gets 12 points.
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- That seems ridiculous.
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- Rose comes last, so she get's one point for that.
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The egg points don't transfer into actual points.
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- But it was minus 10.
- Minus 10.
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And Jo got two points, gets two points.
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David gets eight points, you get three points.
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Ed got 10 points, he gets four points,
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and Katy got 12 points, so also gets five points.
So Katy Wix wins the task!
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- That is a complete fluke.
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- Can we have a sweet, sweet
scoreboard update please, Alex.
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- Of course you can, we have joint last place,
Jo and Rose on three.
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But Katy Wix is in the lead with 9 points.
(Applause)
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- She's back.
- Why don't we see another lovely task,
non egg-based.
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- Non egg-based, okay we've got them
building tourist attractions now.
Here we go.
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(Taskmaster task ditty)
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Here you go, David.
- Thank you.
- Oh, thank you.
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- (Laughs) No.
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- Thank you.
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- "Forge the best Mount Rushmore."
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- "You have 10 minutes to write your shopping list
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"and 30 minutes to forge your Mount Rushmore."
- "Your time starts now."
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Oh God.
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- Forge.
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- Does it mean forge it, as in like,
become a blacksmith for half an hour?
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- Clay, I suppose I could make just a big lump of clay.
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- You need like, thousands of--
billions of years,
really, to forge a mountain.
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- I'm so bad at building things.
- Lincoln, Jefferson,
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Washington, Trump.
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(Applause)
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- Do you want to, uh, kick off?
- Yes.
- We're gonna start with David Baddiel and Jo Brand.
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Two classic comedians from the 1980s.
298
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- So, I'm gonna do three
that I can remember.
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And then, the fourth one
I'm just gonna do Donald Trump.
- Okay.
300
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I think possibly...
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possibly I'm going to make this quite shit.
302
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,200
- Okay, so if you could just you head...
perfect.
303
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- Oh, can you help?
304
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- Okay, perfect (laughs).
305
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- Ow! Oh God.
306
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- You alright David?
- That really hurt.
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- Could you sort of, look a bit pained
like you've just been shot.
- So, Lincoln.
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- Do you want me to go in?
- Yeah, put your head in.
So this is hair.
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- Can you put it like that?
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That's the spit of George Washington.
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So get ready, and on one stick your heads through.
312
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- On one or after one?
On one.
- In we go.
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- Three, two, one,
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zero!
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(Applause)
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- I mean, both not bad.
- Thank you.
- Not bad openers.
317
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- I mean Jo's looked like some delinquent scouts
318
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looking out through their tent.
319
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- (Inaudible) fucking Mount Rushmore looks like.
- Yeah, it is.
320
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You've put plants in David.
321
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,100
- Yeah, well I thought there would be like,
little foliage at the bottom of the mountain.
322
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And I put a sign to the parking.
- Jo spent a lot of time on hair.
323
00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:55,900
I mean the more I look at it, it looks like a bin bag
324
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that four people are trying to get out of.
325
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:03,600
Where as David's is surprisingly good.
- No it isn't!
- Yes, it is!
326
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:07,000
- He has got the angles right,
he's got about the right distance between the heads.
327
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- Has he?
- Yeah, it's not bad.
- It's genuinely not a bad attempt.
328
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Good, and thus part two ends.
329
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Go, go and watch your sassy advert, see if I care.
330
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(Applause)
331
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,900
(Applause)
332
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,100
Hello!
333
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Welcome back to Taskmaster.
334
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You will be pleased to hear that during the break
335
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Alex learned how to make the noise
of an African Elephant.
336
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- Ahhhhhh.
(Laughter)
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Before the break, we witnessed Jo and David's attempt
at forging their own Mount Rushmores,
338
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by getting people with faces to stand still.
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Genuinely my best attempt.
Next up,
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he went to school at Wimbledon,
it's Ed Gambledon, here we go.
341
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:57,600
- So, this is my Mount Rushmore, so it features
342
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,100
me and all the things that are important to me.
343
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,100
Oh yeah, hello.
344
00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:11,500
I'm a fan of my fiancé, she's gonna be on there.
Lovely blond hair, natural blond.
345
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,700
Food, I like food.
346
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:17,000
Does the Taskmaster like pizza?
- Yes.
347
00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:19,400
- Looking good, baby!
348
00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:22,800
I like heavy metal music.
- Why?
- Why?
349
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:26,900
Because it's great music, Alex.
Okay, Ozzy Osbourne.
350
00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:30,700
Right, now we're at the zhuzhing phase.
Few sprinkles.
351
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That's the sun shining down on it.
352
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An owl of course,
to signify love.
353
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This is making me part of the rock, you see.
- Yep.
354
00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:55,300
- Ready?
- Yeah.
355
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:02,100
(Cheering and applause)
356
00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:07,200
- I mean, you know fair play,
we didn't say "The" Mount Rushmore.
357
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,500
It's a Mount Rushmore and I'd buy that.
358
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:11,600
- Best Mount Rushmore.
- Yeah...
359
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,100
- There's a lot going on, there's cheese on it.
360
00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:18,500
- I mean, I don't look happy with it there, do I?
361
00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:23,300
- What does your giant clay-covered face represent?
- Me.
- Oh, you like yourself.
362
00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:26,200
- I'm on my own Mount Rushmore,
because it's me and my favourite things.
363
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,600
- I mean, it's pretty charming.
364
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:32,400
It is also evidence for someone
being committed to an institution.
(Laughter)
365
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:36,800
- Yeah, it had a real feel of like, therapy
and making something about it.
366
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,800
- Yeah, it was a very positive experience for me.
367
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:42,000
- No I meant, I didn't mean that as a compliment.
368
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:46,300
- Finally,
it's two people who's names rhyme with breakfast cereal.
369
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,100
Weetabix, Katy Wix,
370
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and corn flakes, Rose Matafeo.
371
00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:58,200
- Gonna make some chips.
No, we're gonna make Mount Rushmore.
372
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I'm ready.
373
00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:05,800
- Just trying to picture the shape.
374
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,400
Lincoln here,
375
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is it Roosevelt next?
376
00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:16,200
- Now to carve.
377
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,700
Am I gonna do Abraham Lincoln?
378
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,800
- I didn't think it would be this difficult.
379
00:24:24,100 --> 00:24:27,700
Is this one got glasses?
Oh this one's got a moustache doesn't he?
380
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:30,500
I remember that from the Superman films.
381
00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:34,700
- Carving, it turns out
a bit harder, then I originally thought.
382
00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:40,300
- Just trying to get a bit of depth.
That one's terrifying.
383
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,100
- Shit, oh God.
384
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:46,600
I've made the nose look like a dick.
- Oh it's sinking.
385
00:24:46,900 --> 00:24:49,200
- Oh that kinda looks like you!
386
00:24:50,700 --> 00:24:53,300
- Just need to put tiny eyeballs in.
387
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,500
(Whistle blows)
388
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,600
(Applause)
389
00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:08,600
- I think Mash Rushmore
390
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,000
is actually really impressive.
391
00:25:11,100 --> 00:25:15,400
It actually does look like a beautiful statue.
I mean, they're of evil ghouls.
392
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,800
If this task had been
393
00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:21,600
make the statues from Easter Island out of potatoes,
394
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you would be crashing up to five fat points here.
- I'd argue, if you were going,
395
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:30,300
if you were gonna take Ed's one of
"it's a version of Mount Rushmore",
396
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then surely that stands up.
397
00:25:32,700 --> 00:25:34,500
- It's all the things that are important to Rose.
398
00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:37,300
- Yeah.
- Potatoes and--
- Yeah, the four potato men that haunt my dreams.
399
00:25:40,100 --> 00:25:42,500
- Stick 'em up, let's hand out some points.
- There we go.
400
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:46,200
- I mean what's making me laugh is...(laughs)
401
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:52,700
It is shit on context though Jo, isn't it?
- Well it is, but it's entertaining.
402
00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:55,600
It's the best one for some people.
403
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000
(Laughter)
404
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,500
(Applause)
405
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,300
- Okay, one point to Jo.
- Right.
406
00:26:03,900 --> 00:26:06,300
- Oh my God, it's genuinely hard.
407
00:26:06,300 --> 00:26:11,600
The two that I'm instinctively drawn to as
proper Mount Rushmores are,
408
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,800
is Mash Rushmore
409
00:26:13,900 --> 00:26:17,200
and David's.
I'm gonna give them five points each.
410
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,800
- Joint winners David and Katy, okay.
411
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:23,000
- I mean it doesn't look anything like Mount Rushmore,
412
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,900
but looking at it up there,
I think that Rose's is a work of art.
413
00:26:25,900 --> 00:26:30,300
But I'm touched by the sentiment of Ed's.
So I'm gonna give them both four points.
414
00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:32,700
- Five points to David and Katy,
four points to Ed and Rose,
415
00:26:32,700 --> 00:26:35,200
and just the one point--
- No, no!
416
00:26:36,300 --> 00:26:38,100
- That's an outrage!
417
00:26:38,100 --> 00:26:40,900
- No I'm gonna, I'm gonna give Jo a pity point,
take her up to two points.
418
00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:43,100
- I don't want your fucking pity point.
419
00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:45,100
Piss off with it.
- Well, you're fucking having it.
420
00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:46,800
- No I don't want it...
- You're fucking having it.
421
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,400
I'll give you three points if you argue with me again.
- Piss off!
422
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,500
- Three points to Jo Brand!
423
00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:57,300
- Five to David and Katy,
four to Rose and Ed,
and three points to Jo Brand.
424
00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:00,000
(Applause)
425
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:05,900
- Another one please, Little Alex Horne.
- Right.
Ow, say your prayers, Greg.
426
00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:10,000
(Taskmaster task ditty)
427
00:27:22,700 --> 00:27:24,800
- Hello.
- Hi, David.
- How are you?
428
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:29,200
- I'm good, we're gonna start this one
with a cuddle if that's alright.
429
00:27:30,100 --> 00:27:32,900
- Little cuddle?
- If you don't mind
- Oh, no of course not.
430
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:36,700
- I really like you, Ed Gamble.
- I really like you, Alex Horne.
431
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,700
- (Sighs) Awww.
432
00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:43,800
Thanks, yeah I needed that.
433
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,200
- Thank you, okay.
434
00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:54,700
- Have you put something on my back?
Honestly I'm so paranoid.
435
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,500
Is there a mirror? No?
Alright, joking.
436
00:28:00,700 --> 00:28:05,900
- "Join your hands together so your palms are touching,
"and each finger of one hand
437
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:10,400
"is touching the equivalent finger of the other hand."
- Okay, I'll do that.
438
00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:14,000
"Your hands must stay in this position
for the entirety of the task."
439
00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:16,800
- "Now turn the task over."
440
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:26,400
- Well that's a pain.
- "Put the most gold rings on this drumstick.
441
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,300
"You have five minutes.
442
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,200
"Your time starts now."
443
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,700
- What is this?
Why have I got that on me?
444
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,400
Oh did you cuddle me and put that on?
445
00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:43,800
(Applause)
446
00:28:46,900 --> 00:28:51,400
- More and more, David, I feel that this
entire series is just a study of you.
447
00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:54,200
- Yeah.
- Give me your, um, thing.
- Hand?
448
00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:56,600
- No, your iPad.
- There it is.
449
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:00,700
- And that's pretty easy for me to hold an iPad.
- I see that now.
450
00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:04,800
- It removed the power of your hands and arms.
- Yeah,
451
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,600
it does, if you're a bit strange.
452
00:29:07,700 --> 00:29:09,800
(Laughter)
453
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,400
(Applause)
454
00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:16,800
- There were five gold rings to find available in the room,
as always, always five.
455
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:21,900
They always sit next to each other,
they're there together again,
it's Jo and Katy first.
456
00:29:24,300 --> 00:29:26,100
- I'm presuming-- Oh.
457
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:34,000
Oh, that's not really a gold ring is it?
458
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:40,000
- They're not gold rings, that's what I thought.
459
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,300
- That won't even go on there.
460
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:56,400
Goodbye to that.
461
00:29:57,900 --> 00:30:00,300
- Oh no, I've broken it.
462
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,900
- Yeah, there's one there.
463
00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:08,600
- One.
464
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:19,300
- One.
465
00:30:19,700 --> 00:30:21,700
- Gold rings in the room.
466
00:30:22,100 --> 00:30:24,600
- You've got one on your...
- Yes.
467
00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:27,900
(Audience laughter)
468
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,200
- You've got one on.
469
00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:37,800
(Applause)
470
00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:46,700
- Okay, anyone else?
471
00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:53,000
Oh!
472
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,800
It's on.
(Whistle blows)
473
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:03,700
- (Blows whistle) Thanks Jo,
should it end in a hug as well?
- Yes.
474
00:31:03,700 --> 00:31:07,400
Have you put a gold ring on my back?
- What?
- Yeah, go on then.
475
00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:13,000
I don't think I would have been able to do very much with that,
476
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:16,800
because I'm not very flexible.
- No.
- It would have stayed there for like,
477
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,000
probably the rest of my life.
478
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,500
(Applause)
479
00:31:23,300 --> 00:31:27,400
- That's the least erotic piece of film
I've ever seen in my life.
480
00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:30,100
Well that really backfired on Alex Horne,
481
00:31:30,100 --> 00:31:32,400
because I thought it was weird
when he started hugging people
482
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:37,000
because he doesn't like physical contact.
- But also, you were creepily good at putting--
483
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,600
sneaking things onto people's backs.
484
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,000
- I had practiced that task
and was very nervous about doing it.
485
00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:43,900
- You didn't like the ladies taking the rings off your fingers
486
00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:47,900
with their mouths though, did you?
Didn't like that one little bit.
487
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:52,800
- I was smiling, and looking uncomfortable.
- And sweaty, you were quite sweaty.
488
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:59,100
- That's the only bit I enjoyed.
(Laughter)
489
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,300
- How did they do, how many rings did they get each?
490
00:32:01,300 --> 00:32:04,300
- Did you not see?
- Yeah, but I just wanted you to sum it up.
- Okay.
491
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,100
- Well Jo got two on, Katy got three.
492
00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:11,900
They were both unlucky with the Hula Hoop,
which would have counted.
493
00:32:12,100 --> 00:32:16,300
- Right okay, part three is complete.
Who will win the Taskmaster trophy?
494
00:32:16,300 --> 00:32:17,300
Not this one here,
495
00:32:17,300 --> 00:32:21,300
but the one that Kerry Goldiman chucked in her garage.
Find out, in part four.
496
00:32:21,700 --> 00:32:23,600
(Applause)
497
00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:30,700
(Applause)
498
00:32:31,300 --> 00:32:34,500
Hello everyone,
we've made it to the last part of the show,
499
00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:37,000
and there's only a smidge of a task left to complete.
500
00:32:37,100 --> 00:32:40,200
- We've already seen Jo and Katy
trying to find the golden rings,
501
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:43,800
Here are Ed, Rose and David grouped together
to complete the story.
502
00:32:50,100 --> 00:32:52,100
- Fuck, that really hurt.
503
00:32:53,300 --> 00:32:55,800
- Hmm, it's a little bowl of beans.
504
00:33:01,100 --> 00:33:03,800
- Gold rings?
- Gold rings please, yes.
505
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:11,700
- There's no bloody gold rings in here.
So, so far I can see one gold ring there.
506
00:33:12,100 --> 00:33:13,800
And one on my back.
507
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:16,400
I've got five minutes.
Let me think this through.
508
00:33:16,900 --> 00:33:18,200
- Matches.
509
00:33:18,300 --> 00:33:19,300
What?
510
00:33:20,300 --> 00:33:21,500
(Laughs)
511
00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:28,600
- Okay.
512
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:35,700
(Audience laughter)
513
00:33:37,300 --> 00:33:38,500
Ahhh!
514
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,000
(Whispers) Ah fuck, come on.
515
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:44,900
(Whispers) Come on, please.
516
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,100
Why is it so hard?!
Why is it so hard?!
517
00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:51,300
Ahhh!
518
00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:54,800
- Fuck!
519
00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:03,200
(Whispers) God dammit, I hate you so much!
520
00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:07,400
I hate you so much!
521
00:34:12,100 --> 00:34:15,600
- Come on, come out of there.
- The thing is that the problem is
522
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,400
bean juice makes it quite slippy.
523
00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:21,200
Ahhhh!
524
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,300
Oh very clever.
525
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:29,800
Very clever.
526
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,700
I knew you wouldn't just hug me 'cause you wanted to.
- Cuddle.
527
00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:52,800
(Whistle blows)
528
00:34:53,100 --> 00:34:54,700
Thank you, David.
529
00:34:58,100 --> 00:34:59,600
(Whistle blows)
530
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:02,900
(Whistle blows)
531
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,100
- (Inaudible) just count the rings, one, two...
532
00:35:05,300 --> 00:35:07,200
- Three.
- Thank you, Ed.
- See you later.
533
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,500
- I've done it.
- You did well.
534
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,400
(Applause)
535
00:35:15,100 --> 00:35:19,100
- So yet again, your roar of a mighty lion came out.
(Yells)
536
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:22,300
Which I enjoyed.
- I'm so sad.
537
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,600
- Let's uhh,
shine a light on David's method,
538
00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:29,600
getting the back ring.
539
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:31,500
(Laughter)
540
00:35:32,300 --> 00:35:35,100
- That was beautiful.
- It's an extraordinary decision.
541
00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:38,100
- I'm glad though, I didn't spot the ring on your finger.
542
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,900
'Cause I think me licking that off your finger,
543
00:35:40,900 --> 00:35:44,400
would have given you a strange feeling in your dingle.
544
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:47,700
- Did you feel that your youthful exuberance
got worn down during the task, Ed?
545
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,500
- It was-- I thought it was quite frustrating,
a frustrating task.
546
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:54,400
And you can even see that
when I realised there was one on my back.
547
00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:58,400
I couldn't even be bothered to be angry at that point.
"Yeah, very clever!"
548
00:35:58,900 --> 00:36:01,700
- Was anyone else really upset
549
00:36:01,700 --> 00:36:05,700
when you realised that the only reason that
Alex cuddled you was to do that?
550
00:36:05,700 --> 00:36:07,200
'Cause I felt really hurt.
551
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:11,300
- Yeah, we started off
a couple of tasks hugging, thought.
Or I tried to, didn't I?
552
00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:14,100
- Yes after that, you thought
that was what we were doing from then on.
553
00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:17,900
David only got one ring on his stick in the end.
554
00:36:18,300 --> 00:36:20,400
He got one but he was very pleased,
he said "I've done it!"
555
00:36:21,700 --> 00:36:23,500
- One ring on your stick's better than none, David.
556
00:36:24,300 --> 00:36:26,800
- Rose and Jo both got two rings on their sticks.
557
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:30,400
So they come joint second and get three points.
Katy and Ed both got three
558
00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:32,600
so share five points each!
559
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,700
(Applause)
560
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:40,100
- How's the scoreboard looking, Alex?
- Well, I can tell you the scores are now like this.
561
00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:45,300
We can see the leader is Katy Wix with 19 points.
(Applause)
562
00:36:46,300 --> 00:36:50,300
- Please stand up and head to the stage
for the final task of the show.
563
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:54,100
(Applause)
564
00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:02,400
Welcome to the stage,
Alex who will be reading the task out?
565
00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:04,500
- Katy Wix.
- Excellent.
566
00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:08,200
- "Read the Taskmaster's mind.
567
00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:13,600
"The Taskmaster will choose a card,
"you must state if that card features a horse
568
00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:15,300
"or a laminator.
569
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:19,400
"You will receive one point for every correct answer in a row."
570
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,400
So there's no science to it, it's just guessing.
571
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:22,600
- Well, you've got to read his mind.
572
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,400
You will sit opposite him, you can talk to him,
573
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,600
maybe you can ask him what he's picked
but he can lie.
574
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:30,600
And you will get an actual Taskmaster point
for every correct answer in a row.
575
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,600
So there are infinite points available here.
576
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,200
- Let's play Horse or Laminator.
577
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,000
Katy Wix steps up.
578
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,000
- Is it a horse?
579
00:37:46,700 --> 00:37:49,100
- Yes, it's a horse.
- One point.
580
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:51,700
(Applause)
581
00:37:51,900 --> 00:37:55,400
- This thing that you put down,
when's the last time that you saw one in real life?
582
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:01,000
- Three weeks ago.
- Okay, is it another horse?
583
00:38:02,900 --> 00:38:05,300
(Applause)
584
00:38:05,900 --> 00:38:08,200
Umm, okay horse.
585
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,500
(Applause)
586
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:16,900
It can't be, it can't really be four horses, can it?
587
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,100
Okay fine, a horse.
588
00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:23,600
(Applause)
589
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,000
- Four points to Wix.
590
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,200
- Oh laminator, fine.
591
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,500
(Applause)
592
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:38,000
Another horse.
- Looks like the old master has taken her down.
593
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:42,100
- Oh, I'm glad that's over.
- Congratulations.
Five points.
594
00:38:43,300 --> 00:38:47,800
Well, Ed you're up next,
you need to get eight to tie with Katy.
- Yeah, not gonna happen!
595
00:38:48,900 --> 00:38:51,500
Hello Greg.
- Hi, Ed.
- Laminator.
596
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:54,800
- One point.
597
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:56,700
- Laminator
598
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:01,700
See ya later!
(Applause)
599
00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:05,400
- Up next and still in with a chance
of winning his first episode is David Baddiel.
600
00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:07,100
(Applause)
601
00:39:07,900 --> 00:39:10,800
- I don't really know what a laminator is.
602
00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:13,100
So...
603
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,000
it's a horse.
604
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:17,600
Shit!
605
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,700
(Applause)
606
00:39:20,700 --> 00:39:25,100
- It's Rose Matafeo up next.
(Applause)
607
00:39:26,100 --> 00:39:28,400
- Can you wink if it's a horse?
608
00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:31,600
Horse.
609
00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:33,900
- One point.
610
00:39:34,900 --> 00:39:37,200
- Can you wink if it's a horse?
611
00:39:38,100 --> 00:39:40,300
Laminator.
- You told me to wink.
612
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,900
(Applause)
613
00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:45,100
- Up comes Jo Brand.
614
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,900
Jo, currently in last place.
If you get 15 in a row
615
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,400
you will tie.
616
00:39:51,700 --> 00:39:54,400
- Piece of piss, ladies and gentlemen.
617
00:39:54,700 --> 00:39:56,900
Alright, is it a horse then?
618
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:01,500
- One point, she's on her way.
14 to go.
- 14 to go.
619
00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:03,900
- Laminator.
620
00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:05,900
- Two points.
621
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:10,700
She's overtaken the personal buffer now.
- Umm, is it a horse?
622
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,100
- It's a horse!
623
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:18,200
- Is it a horse?
624
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000
(Applause)
625
00:40:21,700 --> 00:40:25,000
How many have I got?
You've got four, 11 to go to tie.
626
00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:27,400
- Laminator.
- Oh God.
627
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,200
- Laminator.
- Oh my God.
628
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:33,800
- Horse.
629
00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:35,500
- Oh my God.
630
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,500
Hang on, hang on, hang on, right.
- Horse.
631
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:42,100
(Applause)
632
00:40:44,300 --> 00:40:46,000
Just having a shit.
633
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:51,400
Laminator.
- I mean, I am starting to think she's reading my mind.
634
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,200
- Nine in a row!
635
00:40:54,900 --> 00:40:57,000
- Uuuummm, horse.
636
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,600
(Cheering and applause)
637
00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:05,100
It's got to end sometime.
Horse.
638
00:41:07,100 --> 00:41:09,500
(Applause)
639
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,100
Laminator.
640
00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:18,100
- Three to go.
- Jesus Christ.
641
00:41:19,100 --> 00:41:23,300
- Come on let's, come on let's everyone,
come one put your hands on.
642
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,400
- Laminator.
643
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,900
(Cheering and applause)
644
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,000
- So this is for 14.
645
00:41:32,100 --> 00:41:35,700
- Laminator.
- Ohhh it's over.
646
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,100
- Jo Brand gets 13 points!
647
00:41:38,300 --> 00:41:40,100
- Incredible though.
648
00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:47,500
Let's all go down and we'll add up the scores
and we'll see who's won!
(Applause)
649
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:54,000
Well, well, well.
650
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,800
- Well, well, well.
- Jo Brand has psychic power.
651
00:41:58,300 --> 00:42:01,900
How did that affect the final scores,
you little monkey?
652
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:09,400
- Well, the scores of that particular task are
unprecedented,
except that David got zero.
653
00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:13,500
- That's not unprecedented, is it?
Ed and Rose both got one point.
654
00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:18,500
Katy, we thought was romping home with five points.
Jo Brand gets 13 points for that one.
655
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:21,200
(Applause)
656
00:42:21,900 --> 00:42:26,200
And that has affected the series scoreboard incredibly.
I mean, David is on 89.
657
00:42:26,300 --> 00:42:28,900
But Rose is now in second last place,
658
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,400
on 113.
659
00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:32,100
Jo's on 115.
660
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,400
Katy's on 117, Ed's on 118.
661
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:38,300
It's incredibly exciting!
(Applause)
662
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:42,700
But the actual episode.
was not won by Jo Brand,
she held on right until the end.
663
00:42:42,700 --> 00:42:47,500
Katy Wix wins the episode with 25 points!
(Cheering and applause)
664
00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:53,600
- Please head up and take home all the things
that have been taken from homes!
665
00:42:54,100 --> 00:42:56,200
(Applause)
666
00:42:56,600 --> 00:43:00,800
So, what have we learned today?
We've learned that beware of Little Alex Horne
667
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,700
when he comes looking for a cuddle.
He doesn't want a cuddle at all!
668
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:09,000
The filthy little ferret's
just trying to get you to suck his finger.
(Laughter)
669
00:43:10,300 --> 00:43:14,100
But most importantly we've learned
Katy Wix came out on top,
670
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:18,800
and has proven herself the very best!
Well done, Katy Wix!
671
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,200
(Applause)
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