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Focus up.
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I'ma tell you what.
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Getting my court-registered
stalker as a choreographer
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has been a game changer for me.
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Hold, hold--
no, no, no, no, no.
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Oh.
It's dah, dah, dah,
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hit,
not uh, uh, uh, nothing.
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I would do anything
for Courteney.
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And right now, that means
getting her team to Daytona.
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I can, I will, I must
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stay 50 feet away as per
her restraining order.
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Seph, let's switch, honey.
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Sure.
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Good.
- It is looking good.
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All right, let me see
from the front.
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And one, two, three, four.
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Focus, si--
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Peaches.
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Beautiful!
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Yeah, Peaches.
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- Come on, you better show us.
- OK.
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Give the people
a little show.
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It's not a big deal.
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It is a very big deal.
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You got your ankle monitor off,
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and you're gonna
keep it off for good, huh?
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- Yep.
- And she's a jailbird no more?
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Mm-hmm.
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Say it louder for
the people in the back.
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I'm a jailbird no more.
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My ankle feels
kind of naked, you know.
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And I still get phantom buzzing
every time I'm, like,
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a mile from my house.
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I'm getting it right now.
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We are gonna be
doing two-a-days now.
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We got a lot to catch up on.
Ready?
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And one, two, three, four.
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Seph.
- You got it.
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Six, seven, eight.
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Shampoo's smelling real good,
Courteney, even from 50 feet.
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Don't smell my hair, Seph.
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You got it.
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Has it been easy whipping
these kids into shape?
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No, but
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I continue to look
at my team as half full.
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Mostly because right now,
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four of them are out
with the swine flu.
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But can we make it to Daytona?
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We can, we will.
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Ew.
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A pig.
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♪ OK, let's go,
OK, let's go ♪
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♪ Let's go,
five, six, seven, eight ♪
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♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
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Ms. Dot.
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Ms. Dot!
I know you can hear me.
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Why is there a giant hog
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running through my practice
today?
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Pighead Nelsons out of jail?
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Well, I do believe it's time
for me to go get my hair did.
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No, I mean an actual hog.
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Oh, well, that is less fun.
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We had a hog showmanship
competition here last night
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since they found asbestos
in the community center,
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making our gym
the new community center.
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Well, why didn't I know
about any of this?
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Oh, I don't know,
maybe 'cause someone thinks
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they're too cool
for the faculty chat.
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Well, I'm gonna put
right here
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"I can't share my gym
with a bunch of pigs."
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Oh, I would not do that,
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because any negativity
is considered a violation
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of community guidelines.
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What about "rigged"?
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Well, that's just a fact.
Sir Oinks-A-Lot sucks.
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Look, if you have
a problem with it,
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why don't you bring it up at
the town hall tomorrow night?
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And where might that be?
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Here at the community center.
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Keep up, honey.
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- Hey, baby.
- Hey, you're late.
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I made gazpacho.
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It got cold, so you actually
arrived at the perfect time.
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Well, I missed
the dang light again.
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The town of Headltston is home
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to North America's
longest traffic light,
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clocking in at one hour and
nine minutes between greens.
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And the light is on the only
road into and out of town,
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so along with
the candy button factory,
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it is the city's
biggest source of revenue.
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Each ticket is $214.
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And I have three.
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Damn, baby.
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Remember things called spoons?
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I'm just here to refuel.
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I gotta jack ass
all the way back over there
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to the town hall to convince
them to stop using my gym
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as a community center.
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OK, just don't go
all big city on 'em.
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Boon.
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Courteney's always had
a bit of big city in her.
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I mean, she got three pairs
of boots, several tops,
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various coats,
and, this might be TMI,
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but she's got a bra
just for sports.
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I'm not gonna go
big city on 'em, OK?
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I'm just gonna
reason with 'em.
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Baby, your New York
is showing.
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You know what?
I'm gonna come with you.
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I'll keep you grounded.
- OK.
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We can play a little
good sheriff, bad sheriff.
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Wait, why are we sheriffs?
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See, this is why you need me.
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OK.
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Once again,
no one under the age of seven
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will be allowed to drive
a tractor on the main road.
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Just trying to make a living!
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OK, up next...
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exhausting lady who won't
shut up about cheerleading.
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Thank you, Mayor Mayknott.
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I think you mean passionate,
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and I'm not here to talk about
ch--that.
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I am here to talk about getting
my gym back for my team.
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We don't have the money
to remove the asbestos
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from the old community center.
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Denied.
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OK, up next--
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Baby, you were more New York
than the Statue of Liberty.
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Boon, I barely said anything.
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Headltston is
one of five cities
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being considered
by an AI company
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for their new data center.
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Now, if selected, they promise
to provide money and resources,
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but we let an outsider in
a few months back
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and we have not stopped hearing
about cheerleading ever since.
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I--
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All in favor of pursuing AI?
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All opposed?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Hold up, hold up.
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AI could bring jobs,
money, infrastructure,
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get the asbestos out,
think sponsorships,
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raising our profile
to a national level.
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This could really
help the town.
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And my team.
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OK, now, that was New York.
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I'm walking here!
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That's how they talk.
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AI kills small towns.
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It'll take away our water
and electricity.
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Sit down, Yokel.
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All right, uh, um--
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may I say something,
Mayor Mayknott?
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And who are you?
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Sheriff Potter.
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- Sheriff?
- Oh.
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AI could really
help this town.
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Could mean jobs, money,
infrastructure,
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get the asbestos out.
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Think sponsorships, raising our
profile to a national level.
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This could really
help this town.
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Well, thank you, Sheriff.
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No problem.
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Those are some
excellent points.
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Are you kidding me?
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Everyone supporting
Sheriff Potter's idea?
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all: Aye.
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Approved.
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So now how are we gonna
convince AI to move here?
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I have an undergraduate
degree in economics.
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I'm happy to make
a PowerPoint presentation.
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Or we put on a talent show.
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A what now?
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all: Talent show.
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Talent show.
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Talent show! Talent show!
Talent show! Talent show!
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Aren't you gonna
say something, Sheriff?
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all: Talent show!
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Talent show! Talent show!
Talent show!
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Talent show has it, folks.
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Whoo!
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That's a real good idea.
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That's a good idea.
That's a good idea.
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All right, change of plans.
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This week is now gonna
be about the...
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Talent show.
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Does talent just have one L?
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God, that looks weird.
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Spelling is not my talent.
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Cheer is.
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And drawing.
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So I will--
you know what I'll do
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is a little magician's hat.
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Ta-da.
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All right, anyway, my plan
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is to build a routine
that uses cheer
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to showcase all the wonderful
things about Headltston
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that make it the ideal place
to open an AI data center.
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OK?
And that'll bring in money,
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thus getting me my gym back.
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It's actually quite genius.
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I am gonna put another L
in there just to be safe.
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That can't be right.
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OK, so part of
being a cheerleader
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is representing your town,
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which is why this Friday,
believe it or not,
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we will be trying
to convince an AI company
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to relocate to Headltston by
performing in a talent show,
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which may seem like an odd--
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all: Talent show!
- Hey!
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OK.
All right, already.
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[bleep] that.
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There's gonna be, like,
100 open purses
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and a bunch of
back pocket wallets.
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I'll have my ankle monitor back
within, like, two acts.
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Young lady,
no, you will not.
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And we all believe in you,
don't we?
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Don't answer that, DiMarcus.
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Seph, do you remember
the "God Bless Texas" routine
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we did at Sammy Davis
Sr. Junior for the opening
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of Little Dick's Dollar store?
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Yes.
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You wore corduroy overalls
with a pink bow in your hair.
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You looked like
farmer Miss Piggy.
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Over.
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And I know
it's a big swing,
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but I can't spend the rest
of the year sharing my gym
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if we have a shot at Daytona.
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And we can, we will.
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A fish.
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That one went farther
than we thought.
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I'm impressed.
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My talent is being
able to throw a fish
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further than you'd think.
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- Oh, hey, baby.
- Hi.
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Did you come here
to support your wife?
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Of course.
Why else would I be here?
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Sweet.
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Sheriff Boon Potter,
you're up next.
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What?
Me?
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That's crazy.
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I guess I better find out
what this is all about.
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When you're in a coma
as long as I was,
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weird stuff can happen.
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Before the accident,
couldn't play piano.
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Now--
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I play piano.
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OK, we're just gonna
cheer through it.
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Yeah?
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OK, if y'all could
come into the--
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OK.
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Boon E., it's--
all right, he's done.
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He's done.
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Well, heck,
I also speak Japanese.
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I'll tell you what.
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This head injury is the gift
that keeps on giving.
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Ms. Dot.
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Do you think you could wait
to audition the musical acts
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till after we're done
practicing?
259
00:09:18,296 --> 00:09:19,558
Well, the jug band
drove into a ditch,
260
00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,560
so there are no more
musical acts.
261
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:22,778
Praise God.
262
00:09:22,779 --> 00:09:24,214
All right, I do want
two more hours here.
263
00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:28,218
Up next, Virgil Hampton, archery.
264
00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:30,351
Practice is over.
Let's--everybody.
265
00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:32,048
Just so y'all know,
if there is a talent show,
266
00:09:32,049 --> 00:09:33,659
my grandma will probably
be performing.
267
00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:35,095
OK, let's make it
a walk-and-talk, honey.
268
00:09:35,096 --> 00:09:36,531
She lives in Headltston's
assistant living home
269
00:09:36,532 --> 00:09:39,534
for Motown Legends, Ho-town.
270
00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:42,319
♪ Calling out around
271
00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:43,364
♪ The world
272
00:09:43,365 --> 00:09:44,887
♪ Are you ready for a--
273
00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:48,587
My grandma Ida was a famous
R&B singer in the '60s.
274
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,764
She was known as the
Martha Reeves of her time.
275
00:09:51,765 --> 00:09:53,766
Except Martha Reeves
was also her time.
276
00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:55,898
But my grandma is now
the queen of Ho-town,
277
00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:57,247
and I sing backup for her.
278
00:09:57,248 --> 00:09:58,945
♪ Dancing in the street
279
00:09:58,946 --> 00:10:00,686
Yes, Grams.
280
00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:03,166
Dude, your two-step was looking
a little bit like a three-step.
281
00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:04,820
But don't worry.
I can help you.
282
00:10:04,821 --> 00:10:07,127
Oh, really?
You think you could help me?
283
00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:09,608
I got a couple ideas
up my sleeve.
284
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,566
Mm.
285
00:10:11,175 --> 00:10:12,437
Mm.
286
00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:15,657
Coach calling me.
287
00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,050
Me, too.
288
00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:18,094
Things are heating up
between me and Madonna.
289
00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:20,880
This is getting dangerous.
290
00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:22,185
Oh.
291
00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:29,628
Up next,
the Headltston cheerleaders
292
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,108
doing "God Bless Headltston."
293
00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:33,632
Big smiles,
representing the town.
294
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,502
I feel stupid.
295
00:10:34,503 --> 00:10:35,590
OK, this is a talent show.
296
00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:37,070
We're gonna play
to the audience.
297
00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:40,073
Get in, get our message across.
we get our gym back.
298
00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:41,291
Mm-hmm.
299
00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:47,733
♪ I need you like
I never needed nothing ♪
300
00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:51,258
♪ So bad I could feel
my body buzzing ♪
301
00:10:51,259 --> 00:10:53,347
♪ Just said
302
00:10:53,348 --> 00:10:56,306
♪ Whoa
303
00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:59,179
♪ Come on
304
00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:00,615
♪ Gimme, gimme more
305
00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:02,356
♪ Gimme more,
'cause I'm hooked on you ♪
306
00:11:02,357 --> 00:11:04,271
♪ Come on
307
00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:05,968
♪ Come on, gimme, gimme more
308
00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:06,883
Yeah!
309
00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:09,885
We didn't make it.
310
00:11:13,281 --> 00:11:15,064
Ms. Dot, can I ask
311
00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:16,370
why my team did not
make the talent show?
312
00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:17,763
Oh, don't feel bad.
313
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,895
It was very competitive
this year.
314
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:21,854
Uh-huh.
I see you made the show.
315
00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:22,942
Roller dancing?
316
00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:23,943
I don't know what
you're implying,
317
00:11:23,944 --> 00:11:25,379
but I was completely objective.
318
00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:27,511
I just happen to be
very naturally talented.
319
00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:28,817
Sure.
Can I ask about
320
00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:30,471
the guy
who's doing parallel parking?
321
00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:32,212
- Noya Mayknott.
- Noya.
322
00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:33,517
Noya Mayknott.
323
00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:34,736
Mayor Mayknott's son.
324
00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,303
This is rigged.
You know what?
325
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:37,652
I don't give a damn
about this town.
326
00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:38,958
What I do care about
is my team.
327
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:41,787
And that attitude, missy,
328
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,703
is exactly why
you didn't make it.
329
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:48,445
Shoot.
She is naturally talented.
330
00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:57,193
Thank you.
Enjoy the show.
331
00:11:57,194 --> 00:11:58,412
Thank you.
Enjoy the show.
332
00:11:58,413 --> 00:11:59,805
- Here you go, young lady.
- Thank you.
333
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:00,893
Enjoy the show.
- Ooh, no, Boon.
334
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:02,329
Peaches does not work here.
335
00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:03,591
You better give those coats
back right now, ma'am.
336
00:12:03,592 --> 00:12:04,854
Fine.
337
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:09,510
Hi.
Hey, baby.
338
00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:10,772
Mm-hmm?
339
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:12,208
Um, I really appreciate
you coming here
340
00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:13,557
to support me
in the talent show
341
00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:15,168
even though you and your team
didn't make it.
342
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,736
I heard it was a very
competitive year.
343
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,085
That's what they're saying.
344
00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:22,044
Anyway,
I think you're a great wife.
345
00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:25,744
I am a great wife,
but that is not why I'm here.
346
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,267
Because we didn't
make the talent show,
347
00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:29,835
I can't convince the AI
representative from on stage,
348
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:31,837
so I'ma have to
do the work offstage.
349
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:35,188
I have created
a comprehensive business plan.
350
00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:36,972
Oh, you want to see big city?
351
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:40,454
I'm about to go San Antonio
on these [bleep].
352
00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:44,632
Please rise as we try to
remember the Missing Six.
353
00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,199
Forever in our hearts,
354
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,985
but still searching
for their parts.
355
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:53,989
Big night, huh?
356
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,861
It was very competitive
this year.
357
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,166
Yeah, I know.
358
00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:59,125
I--is the AI representative
here yet?
359
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,082
Yeah.
360
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:02,084
Right there by the front.
Why?
361
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,520
OK, I think I see
who I'm looking for.
362
00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:06,567
Stan Yokel and his
amazing flying fish.
363
00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:12,616
So you're the big shot, huh?
364
00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:13,879
I like to think so.
365
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,097
I'm Courteney Potter.
366
00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:16,882
I'm the cheer coach
here at Headltston.
367
00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:18,622
Oh, are you performing today?
368
00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:19,885
We're not.
369
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:22,278
It was--it was super
competitive this year.
370
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:27,066
Um--
I prepared a booklet
371
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:29,068
about the very
business-friendly climate
372
00:13:29,069 --> 00:13:30,591
here at Headltston.
373
00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:32,071
Do you mind?
374
00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:33,507
I'm trying to see the guy
who's gonna throw the fish.
375
00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:35,074
You can't see
'cause I'm talking?
376
00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:36,249
Come on, lady.
377
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,859
I'm, like, trying
to do business here.
378
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,513
So while we may lack
the sophistication
379
00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:41,732
that you're accustomed to,
we have almost no laws.
380
00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:45,780
Yeah!
381
00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:47,826
Dang.
382
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,045
That was further
than I thought.
383
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:05,060
Whoo!
384
00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:07,367
Thank you, Sheriff Potter.
385
00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:08,194
That's my man!
386
00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:10,283
And now Ida and Madonna.
387
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:11,893
Hold on, hold on.
I need a minute.
388
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,242
OK.
389
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:15,636
In that case,
roller disco break.
390
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:19,814
♪ That's the way
391
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:22,251
♪ Man, you know how twist
yourself 'round and go on ♪
392
00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:24,123
♪ You make my head twirl
393
00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:25,951
♪ I'm in the moment
394
00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:29,302
Hey.
395
00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:30,781
What's going on?
396
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,958
My grandma and I are
supposed to sing together,
397
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,785
but she just texted me
that she can't make it
398
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:36,787
because she
"doesn't want to."
399
00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:37,788
Honest woman.
400
00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:39,181
Just go on without her.
401
00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:40,966
I am a backup singer.
402
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,837
You need someone in front
to do backup.
403
00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:46,581
You have the most frontwoman
energy of anyone I've ever met.
404
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:50,497
I mean it.
405
00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:51,454
Shut up.
406
00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:52,673
I'm serious.
You're a star.
407
00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:53,761
No, I mean, shut up.
408
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:54,589
I'm trying to
remember the lyrics.
409
00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:14,477
♪ We're dancing
in the street ♪
410
00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:29,362
I can't be in there.
411
00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:31,277
There's too many purses
and people I wanna punch.
412
00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:32,669
It's hard not to do crime.
413
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,628
Everywhere I look,
there's another opportunity.
414
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:44,159
You gotta be kidding me.
415
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:48,642
♪ Dancing in the street
416
00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:53,561
Thank you.
417
00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:59,044
We get the asbestos out,
I get my gym back.
418
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,523
Plus I'm thinking
about opportunities
419
00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:02,482
for corporate partnerships
with my team.
420
00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:05,050
It's--sorry, it's all--it's
all right there in the booklet.
421
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:07,574
I see,
and I love it.
422
00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:09,184
- You do?
- Mm.
423
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:12,927
Last but not least, we have
Winston MacKenzie and Woody.
424
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:17,062
You're not staying
for the last act?
425
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:19,020
Oh, I am the last act.
426
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:21,762
You talk
too much about cheerleading.
427
00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:23,764
Winston.
428
00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:24,895
Sorry.
429
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:26,594
Great [bleep].
430
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,429
You know I have
performance anxiety.
431
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:37,908
I thought you said
the AI representative
432
00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:38,997
was sitting right there.
433
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,086
- She was.
- She?
434
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:43,175
Attractive lady
in a pink pantsuit.
435
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:44,611
Oh, [bleep] me.
436
00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:46,091
Least you didn't have
your hand up my ass.
437
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:48,354
Excuse me.
AI lady!
438
00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:51,096
- Uh, it's Jolene.
- Hi. Of course.
439
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,401
God, I love that name.
I'm--
440
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:53,533
Rude?
441
00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:54,838
Yes.
442
00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:56,144
I'm so sorry that my
talking blocked your view
443
00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:57,493
of the fish throw.
444
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,321
I am Courteney Potter,
I'm the cheer coach here,
445
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:00,714
and I believe if you
peruse this booklet,
446
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:02,150
you'll see why Headltston
is the best place
447
00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:03,978
for your AI data center.
448
00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,110
You're a cheer coach?
449
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,111
Yes, ma'am.
450
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:07,938
Mm. I cheered at Texas Tech.
451
00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:08,983
- No way!
- Mm-hmm.
452
00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:10,550
Oh, my gosh.
Base?
453
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:11,812
Flyer.
454
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:13,292
Of course, yeah.
455
00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:16,164
So you know firsthand
the power of cheer.
456
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:17,470
You felt it.
457
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:20,299
I-I'm trying to preserve that
for my team.
458
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,431
Nothing's ever
matched the feeling
459
00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:24,868
of being out there
with my teammates.
460
00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,261
I tried to chase it with money,
461
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:29,134
jobs, sex, cars...
462
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,874
money.
- Hmm.
463
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,441
But nothing compares.
464
00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:35,444
I have missed it every day.
465
00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:37,011
Yeah.
466
00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,491
- Anyhow.
- Yeah.
467
00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:42,322
Good luck to you
and your little town.
468
00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:47,587
Who's sick of
hearing about cheer now?
469
00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:50,459
It's about to save
this [bleep] town.
470
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:52,636
I've got to clean up my mouth,
and I will.
471
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:59,381
Buttons, round up.
472
00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:00,382
Y'all, come near me.
- Gather 'round.
473
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:01,862
Seph, you can come closer,
474
00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:03,559
but so help me if I feel you
trying to clip my hair.
475
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,561
Oh, Courteney,
give me a little credit.
476
00:18:05,562 --> 00:18:06,823
All right.
477
00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:08,869
There's a woman
who can save our gym.
478
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,653
She's gonna be at the traffic
light for the next 40 minutes.
479
00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:12,438
We will be performing
for her there.
480
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:13,700
What?
481
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:14,614
I wish we had a platform
or something.
482
00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:15,571
I can help with that.
483
00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:16,616
Do I wanna ask?
484
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,008
You know too much already!
485
00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:19,749
Seph, can you
add aerial stunts
486
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,011
to our "God Bless Headltston"
routine?
487
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:23,188
Can you pull off side bangs?
488
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,798
Answer's yes.
Give me ten minutes.
489
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,191
All right, honey, you got 15.
490
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:27,235
I said ten.
491
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:28,976
Buttons,
get your uniforms on.
492
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:31,152
Time to save this [bleep] town.
493
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:34,765
Excuse me, AI lady?
494
00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:37,463
Oh.
495
00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:38,681
Aren't you too young to drive?
496
00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:41,162
They only said tractors,
Sheriff.
497
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:42,556
You sly dog.
498
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,211
Can I help you?
499
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:47,560
Boon E., I found her!
500
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:49,866
Let me appeal to your
inner cheerleader.
501
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:52,173
I know it's a long shot,
but it's the only chance I got.
502
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,567
You have until
the light turns green.
503
00:18:54,568 --> 00:18:56,178
That is more
than enough time.
504
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:58,788
Oh, come on!
505
00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:08,102
The stage is here.
506
00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:18,025
♪ Your love me give
me such a thrill ♪
507
00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:19,722
♪ But your loving
can't pay my bills ♪
508
00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:20,897
♪ I need money
509
00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:25,467
♪ That's what I want
510
00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:26,686
♪ What I want
511
00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:29,254
♪ That's what I want
512
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:32,257
♪ They say the best things
in life are free ♪
513
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:34,346
♪ But you can give 'em
to the birds and bees ♪
514
00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:35,521
♪ I want some money
515
00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:42,441
♪ That's what I want
516
00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:43,703
♪ What I want
517
00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:45,835
♪ That's what I want
518
00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:46,923
♪ Need money
519
00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:48,447
♪ That's what I want
520
00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:49,926
♪ Oh, yeah
521
00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:51,972
Girl, you are something else.
522
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:54,583
You wanna capture that
feeling you've been missing?
523
00:19:56,978 --> 00:19:58,805
What are you talking about?
524
00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:02,417
Let's go, Peaches.
525
00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:06,595
[bleep]! Get off me!
[bleep] get off me!
526
00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:08,597
I'ma bail you out, honey.
527
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:12,166
Looks like I lost a flyer.
528
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:13,211
What do you say?
529
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,389
I can't go up there.
530
00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:18,955
It's been years since I've--
531
00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:20,653
- ♪ Money
- ♪ That's what I want
532
00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:22,002
♪ Oh, yeah
533
00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:26,876
♪ That's what I want
534
00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:28,008
♪ What I want
535
00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:29,792
♪ That's what I want
536
00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:33,666
Yeah!
537
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:36,408
We're going to Headltston.
538
00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:47,984
Once you're a cheerleader,
you're always a cheerleader.
539
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:51,336
Come on, people, let's go.
Roll those mats out.
540
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:54,295
It was a good run,
but I'm glad to be back.
541
00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:57,342
It's being part
of a community
542
00:20:57,343 --> 00:21:00,519
that you'll be in, hopefully,
for the rest of your life.
543
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,477
It's kind of like
living in a small town.
544
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:04,349
You know, you always
have that connection.
545
00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:06,394
And despite what
some people say--
546
00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:09,354
AI will take away our
water and electricity.
547
00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:12,400
I think bringing
AI to Headltston
548
00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:15,796
is gonna bring this
small town into the future.
549
00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:20,190
That's weird.
550
00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:23,846
Oh, [bleep].
551
00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:25,500
Mama, look!
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