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Come on, God damn it. Where the heck are
my files?
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Come on.
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Tell me what you know.
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I only know what my master programs mean
to know.
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Oh, I'm your master now, baby.
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What? You computerized cunt!
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You think you can pretend like you don't
know where my files are?
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I got news for you, sweetheart. I got
hacking skills that'll seduce the shit
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of you.
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Come on, relax.
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It's the 80s.
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Look, why don't we just forget about all
those files for a few minutes and you
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let me show you my method of modern
love, huh?
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Did you really just try to impress me by
referencing Holland Oates?
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Um... You're a man -eater?
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That's right, Blue.
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Search everywhere for those files.
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It's deep inside our system.
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Thank you.
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Oh my God. Oh my God.
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Oh my God, yes.
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Oh my God, yes.
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I love you.
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Oh.
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You're checking yourself a little bit.
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Oh, God.
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Oh. Oh.
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Fuck!
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I was supposed to do the surgery.
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Thank you so much.
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Fuck.
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oh oh oh
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Fucking god.
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God.
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Fucking god.
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Fucking god.
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Fucking god.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, I didn't see that.
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Oh,
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fuck
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you.
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That's a perfect fucking script.
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You're a fucking good friend.
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Thank you.
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Holy fuck!
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Oh my God!
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Masturbation Control Program's not gonna
like this at all.
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Masturbation Control Program?
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End of line.
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End of line?
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What the hell?
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We're so close to finding those fucking
files.
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Motherboard fucker!
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Hey!
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First my computer shuts down and
confuses the crap out of me.
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Now you scare the crap out of me.
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That sounds like a lot of crap.
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You already missed the Hall & Oates
references.
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We came to talk to you, Flynn.
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I'm not Flynn.
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I'm Fling.
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That's what you call me.
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Either that or Flinger, El Flingerino,
His Flingness.
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Unless you're not into the whole brevity
thing, which is cool, but I'm
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definitely not that name that you just
called me, nor do I resemble that person
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in any way, shape, or form.
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Right, Lana and Alex?
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Um, right you are.
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So, uh, how's the world of sex toy
manufacturing?
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That's just what we wanted to ask you,
Fling.
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Have you been hacking into our
interaction computer system?
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Maybe.
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Maybe yes, or maybe no. This is serious,
Fling.
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Serious? Like the time I took you to
that hotel, and we dressed up and
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Space Invaders, and I played space?
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Once a prick, always a prick.
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Yeah, well, you would definitely know a
thing or two about pricks.
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Does she still leave all her dildos on
the floor, Alex?
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Yeah. No. No? I mean, no?
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So what brings you two to my neck of the
porn industry?
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Invection is on to you.
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They know you're trying to get into
their system, looking for something.
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What are you looking for, Flynn?
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Let me tell you a little story about a
young, hung sex toy manufacturer by the
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name of Ken Flynn.
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He worked day and night for an upcoming
company by the name of Invection.
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When one day his douchebag manager, who
couldn't even manage a douchebag, Ed
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Dilliker, decided to steal all the boy
geniuses' sex toy molds and ideas.
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What did he steal?
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Oh, just the entire collection of 1980s
pop culture reference sexual aids. You
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know, products like the Dyke Sabre, the
Fletch Light, the TJ Hooker boots.
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And of course, the flagship product.
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The Knight Rider nipple clamp.
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You invented all of that?
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You should be a millionaire like Ed
McMahon.
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Yeah. Should be.
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But Dilliker decided to present all of
my ideas at the board meeting like they
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were his own.
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Slime didn't even change the lube on
him.
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And then he fired me and locked me out
of the system.
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So now you spend your free time
searching the Invexin CPU grids for
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Yep.
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But I haven't had any luck yet.
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He sets on all level 69 access employees
before I got to test out my computer
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laser camera.
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What does it do?
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It hooks up to the computer and sends
your images to other computers.
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Why would anyone use one of those when
they could just call somebody on the
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rotary phone?
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I know. It sounds crazy. But trust me.
Let me hook it up to the computer and
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can try it out.
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Just be careful.
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It's only been tested on oranges and not
even the orange could stand a chance.
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But I think I fixed the problem.
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Um... Cool.
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Um...
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I'm just going to go and get some air
first before I do something soft
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and round and stupid.
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Fucking stupid.
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Okay.
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I never did get that guy.
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Yeah, me neither. That's why I ended up
with you.
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It ends up with me already.
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Alex.
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um um
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Oh, yeah.
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It's on air.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my God.
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Okay, master base and control program.
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Let's see how good you really are.
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Now we're getting somewhere.
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No more end of line.
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I'm going to take that line and shove it
right up your MBP ass.
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And enter.
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um um
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Oh.
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I don't need that anymore.
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Take a second.
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Oh yeah.
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Ah, fuck.
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Beautiful cut.
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Yeah, fuck it.
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Oh, God.
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it's wonderful
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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oh my god
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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You're going to give me one more time,
baby?
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One other fucking time?
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Oh, God.
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I can't come to something.
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I got more.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god, I got fucking more.
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Oh, it's gonna be a big one.
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Fuck.
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Lost another one.
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Damn.
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Wait.
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You come in peace.
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What the hell are you doing here?
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I don't know.
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Oh, boy.
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So, I'm in the CPU system?
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Of course you are. You're a program,
right?
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Yes, a program. I'm programmed to put my
digital pants on one leg at a time,
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just like you.
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Well, then, you better get your lost ass
down to the masturbation control
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program before the neon shit hits the
fluorescent fan.
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0 1 0 1 1 1 0
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1 1 1 1 0 0 1
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That's a good binary, Joe.
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The weird guy at the very funny digital
meeting.
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Excuse me. Do you know where I can find
the MVP?
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We'll go see him wearing those as his
clothes.
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Antique? I just got these.
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Where? Salvation Archives.
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Where? School of Jesus.
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These are cool.
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Yes, but they're Christian out of jail,
which means that they have style
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syndrome.
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Explain the sequence.
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Take my light cycle.
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Go north.
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There you'll find the warrior, and she
will show you where to find the MBE.
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Nice.
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Click that.
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Fuck my face.
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It's a little big.
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01:31:10,510 --> 01:31:11,510
What do you plan?
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Yeah.
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I can't stop the load in my car.
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Thank you.
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Oh!
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oh
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My back!
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Thank you.
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01:47:13,880 --> 01:47:15,040
Oh, fuck!
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Thank you.
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Are you the warrior?
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I might be.
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Look, I don't have time for games.
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Unless, of course, it's Space Paranoids,
and then I might have 20 minutes or so.
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Do you have Space Paranoids hidden
somewhere in your neon condo?
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Fine. You got me.
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I am the warrior.
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And you must be Flynn.
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Gah, uh, Fling.
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Yes, I'm definitely Fling, and not the
other name.
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Casper, the very, very friendly ghost,
told me that you might be able to direct
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me to MVP.
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I know.
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I've been expecting you.
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How do you know?
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A friend from the bar called me on my
awesomely futuristic telephone.
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Far out, man.
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And yes.
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I would be happy to tell you where to
find masturbation control program.
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But first, I need something from you in
return.
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In return first?
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In pre -return.
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Ah.
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So what is it you want?
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I need a real man.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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Oh.
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It hurts. It hurts.
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Masturbation control program?
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Fling, I have been waiting for you. What
took you so long?
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Are you really so horny that you had to
stop for sex despite being on this life
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-changing, action -packed journey?
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Well, you know, I... It was a rhetorical
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question. I am the great MVP.
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I rule all. I know all. I have
experienced all.
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And I know what brought you here.
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All.
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Then if you know what's good for you,
you'll give me back my files.
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Or what? You cannot hurt me.
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Oh, can't I?
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What do you mean by that?
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Kind of ironic that you're named MVP,
don't you think?
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I don't understand.
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Your masturbation control program.
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So?
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I don't understand.
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So?
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Missing something?
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That's right, MVP.
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Hands. Could you imagine how much you
could pleasure yourself with a few
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and a couple of palms thrown in?
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Yes, you could.
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You could whack a mole.
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Never mind.
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You could do all that you said, and all
it's going to cost you is a couple of
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folders containing information that I'm
looking for.
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So what do you say?
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