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♪ There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation ♪

♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪

♪ So the annual problem for our generation ♪

♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪

♪ Like maybe ♪

♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪

♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪

♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist ♪

Hey!

♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪

♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪

♪ Creating nano-bots or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪

It's over here!

♪ Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent ♪

♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪

Phineas!

♪ As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff ♪

♪ To do before school starts this fall ♪

Come on, Perry!

♪ So stick with us 'Cause Phineas and Ferb ♪

♪ Are gonna do it all! ♪

♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪

Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!

Oh, sorry, Agent P. We're testing all the lair entrances

while Doof is away on vacation.

Ow, sir.

I'll be doing the heavy lifting,

monitoring the mainframe here, and Carl will do the easy work

of climbing through 10,000 feet of tunnel, checking each opening.

Anyway, Agent P, you can take it easy

and enjoy a Doof-free day.

Tick-tock, Carl.

Perry the Platypus, whatcha doing?

I'm on vacation! You miss me?

Hello? Hello? Here, a selfie will make him jealous.

Time to make my life look more glamorous than it is.

Mmm!

Oh, cabana boy! What's his name?

Benny? Ben? Benjamin? Benjamin!

I know what we're gonna do today.

It's the perfect day to create the perfect summer drink.

Which is clearly a lemonade-y iced tea.

Respectfully, I believe you are mistaken.

- It is a tea-y lemonade. - Okay, I agree.

It's a combo, but it's gotta have quench!

Wow, so this is your big project for the day?

- Quench! - Yeah, we thought we'd do a taste test

to find the perfect tea-to-lemonade ratio.

Okay, this looks pretty low stakes.

- Insert yawn here. Proceed. - Come get a glass later.

- Uh, no thanks. - Shall we take it to the vats?

- Quench! Quench! - If we're gonna figure out

the perfect beverage ratio, we gotta make enough for everyone.

- Everyone in the neighborhood? - Everyone in Danville.

Isabella, you have an amazingly nuanced palate.

I am the only Fireside Girl to secure the High Society Patch.

Which is exactly why you'll be rating

- the satisfaction levels. - Check.

- Baljeet, on chemistry balance? - I have already started.

Buford, you're testing quenchability.

Quench!

I'm about to become very humid.

First, a 50-50 blend. And taste.

Hmm. Five out of ten. Lovely bouquet, but unsatisfied.

Unquenched.

Hmm, needs less lemon.

Or more sweetener.

Let us try 37% more tea.

And I want 137% more quench.

That is not how math works, Buford.

- Bookcase entrance check. - Bookcase entrance.

Got it. Keep it going, Carl. That's 1% done.

- We've got a lot more to do. - We?

♪ We got one in the garbage can and 12 on the floor ♪

♪ Between here and the hallway we got 27 more ♪

♪ One in the mushroom One in the hose ♪

♪ If you want some in the bathroom we got plenty of those ♪

♪ One in the printer that is pretty hi-tech ♪

♪ Two behind the paintings that you never expect ♪

♪ One in the rat hole under the deck ♪

♪ It's our lair entrance system check guitar ♪

♪ Lair entrance system check Come on ♪

♪ We got one in the neighbor's house that's down the block ♪

- ♪ Check ♪ - ♪ Feel free to use it ♪

- ♪ Just remember to knock ♪ - ♪ Check ♪

♪ One in the flower bed under this rock ♪

- ♪ Check ♪ - ♪ There's one in the fuse lock ♪

- ♪ That will give you a shock ♪ - ♪ Check ♪

♪ You might not be aware but there's one here ♪

♪ And here and here And here and here and there ♪

♪ It's our lair entrance system check guitar ♪

♪ Lair entrance system check Come on ♪

♪ There's one underneath that ceramic duck ♪

- ♪ Check ♪ - ♪ There's seven in the patio ♪

Sir, I think I'm stuck.

We've all got our own problems.

- Still not quenched! - Needs more ice!

Ahhh!

Hmm, the low stakes have definitely been raised.

But as always, it would be pointless to get Mom

because as always, the mysterious force would just take this all away.

This tunnel is a force to be reckoned with.

I'm a force to be reckoned with.

Wait, hello? Mysterious Force?

- Is that you? - Yes.

- I'm listening. - You're really stuck?

Yes, yes, I am really stuck in my life.

Oh, my gosh, Mysterious Force, you really understand me.

- Uh, wiggle around a little. - Okay.

Okay, yes, I'm doing it.

You'll find you have more room than you think, Carl.

Actually, it's Candace, but I guess you can call me Carl.

There's a zebra that calls me Kevin.

Mysterious Force, if this is really you,

I need you to show me a sign.

Wiggling's not working.

Hold on. Let's see if this does it for you.

- A sign! - Well, whatever you're doing, sir,

none of it is dislodging me.

Stacy, you gotta get over here.

I think the Mysterious Force is contacting me through the bathtub.

Well, that's a new one. Oh, bingo!

And yet this is not the strangest call I've gotten from you, even this week.

Be right over.

Careful, only 2% more sugar, Ferb.

Hmm, a fine vintage, but I'm still not satisfied.

Hmm. Yes. Am I detecting a coarseness on my palate?

My tongue still like sandpaper.

Pass.

Hi.

- Mysterious Force! - Do you see

what the boys are doing out there?

- Oh, wow! - Stacy, come here.

- Listen. - What am I listening for?

Your sanity saying, "Candace, find me"?

Mysterious Force?

Hmm, nothing. Wait, I also heard over here.

Mysterious Force, reveal thyself!

Nope, it's not here.

It was in here before, I swear.

- Are you there? - Candace, I'm getting really worried.

Don't worry, I'm still here.

Uh, does this Mysterious Force

- have a low, commanding voice? - Yes!

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I hear it too.

Mysterious Force, what do you want?

- Oh, I do love ham sandwiches. - You hear it.

Stacy, do you know what this means?

- The Force eats luncheon meets? - No.

If it can tell me when it will take the boys' stuff away,

I can get Mom to show up right before

so she can bust once and for all.

Oh, Great Mysterious Force!

When will thou take us away what the boys hath built?

- What's with the ye olde English? - I don't know.

It's probably ancient. I'm respecting my elders.

Um, give me ten minutes, Carl.

It's coming in ten.

- It's coming in ten. Wait, who's Carl? - It's me.

I'm Carl. It's my force name. Keep up, Stace.

Wait, what?

Mom, you have to be home in nine minutes or less.

- It is very important. - A specific time frame.

Keeping it fresh. Nice. We're on our way.

Carl, the Flynn-Fletchers are on their return route home.

Stop your tomfoolery and wrap it up.

I'm still stuck, sir. It's hot, and I'm so thirsty.

Benjamin! Benjamin! Benjamin!

Ugh! Fine, I guess I'm going to have to work on vacation.

What have I got to work with? Hmm.

Benjamin gets to behold my Bring-Me-a-Drink-anator!

Man, there is no grievance so petty that an "anator" can't fix it.

Still not right.

Not quenching... Fading.

But you know, this is kind of fun, too.

Huh, maybe satisfaction should be rated by someone less picky.

- Respectfully. - Are you calling me picky?

- Respectfully? - Well, if the pink pole fits.

I think the heat's gotten to you guys. With all due respect.

But we're so close.

We can't give up yet.

- It's just lemonade. - I said 37%.

- He put in 41%. He must have 5%. - It's gotta have quench.

You hear me? Quench, quench, quench.

Ten point oh.

Mmm! The perfect summer beverage.

Quench!

There's nothing a hint of mint can't improve.

Two minutes. We just have time.

So, what's my mysterious force name?

- Am I a Frederick or am I a Dave-- - Come on, Stacy.

Carl. I can't even see you.

There's an entrance flap by my head.

Maybe you can get it to dislodge me.

Which one is it?

Oh, look at you kids with your little stand.

Have a glass, Mom.

No, this is nothing. Wait till you see in the back.

Who's this big boy? Mmm.

Okay, devastatingly aloof cabana boy whose name I don't quite remember,

but I'm pretty sure it's in the Benjamin family.

Chris!

Prepare yourself to bring me a drink!

Oh, finally! Mmm. Quenched!

Great googily-moogily! That last entrance isn't closing!

Whoa! Incoming, sir.

- But... But... - What? No!

Why, Mysterious Force, why?

Honey, the heat's gotten to you.

Come get something cool that the boys made.

All entrances examined, sir.

Adequate work, Carl. Now for the international entrances.

- I was so close. - Next time you're stuck

- I don't want to hear about it, ,Carl. - Curse you, Mysterious Force!

Tell him, Carl.

Prepare yourselves for emotional devastation!

Whoa, whoa, guys, what's going on?

It's... I can't tell him. You tell him, Baljeet.

Due to unresolved contract negotiations,

Stumbleberry Finkbat has been cancelled.

"Cancelled"? "Contract negotiations"?

"Stumbleberry Finkbat"?

"Due to"?

Whatcha doin'?

What we're doing is never getting the ending of Stumbleberry Finkbat.

- That's what we're doing. - They're canceling the show,

right before the final episode.

How long you been carrying around that poster?

Since season two.

Well, when my favorite series, The Goblin's Filibuster ended,

I made an undisclosed amount of fanfiction to hold me over.

- Define undisclosed amount? - Undisclosed, Baljeet!

That means I don't disclose it!

We're never going to know how the story finishes.

Unless we live it ourselves. Ferb, I know what

- we're going to do today. - Dungeon crawl!

Stacy, the boys are doing that thing that they always do.

Using their imaginations?

No, building big, dangerous, bustable things with their imagination.

And also power tools.

They even put up flyers. How did they even get in here?

Gotta go. I'll keep you appraised.

I'm indifferent. Oh, they do work fast.

♪ Doofenshmirtz trying to find love again ♪

Why is dating so difficult?

I'm not finding any matches, even with my Swipe-anator.

- Oh, wait. I just got a match. - Dad, this is a bot.

- Her name is literally Robotina. - Hubba hubba!

- Get your own profile, Norm. - Now, what if, hear me out,

you tried meeting someone in the real world?

Yes, something real, like in reality, like a reality dating show.

That's a great idea.

Um, no, no, not exactly what I was talking--

Ooh, ooh, they're casting for Passion Villa.

Wish me luck.

This is really not a good idea...

Welcome, fellow LARPers.

May I present the Stumbleberry Finkbat Dodecahedron Dungeon Crawl.

Yay!

We'll traverse puzzles and traps,

creating our own end to the story.

Oh, sweet, sweet closure. Maybe we'll even find the last shard,

or face the Puzzle Master, or discover the identity

of the man in really dark gray.

- Hold on, I'm coming with you. - You wanna LARP with us, Candace?

Ew, no. But if I'm gonna bust you for this,

then I can't let you out of my sight until Mom gets home.

Okay.

♪ Oh, gather 'round, friends because the road here bends ♪

♪ So we mustn't be too foolhardy ♪

♪ You know Stumbleberry Finkbat The boys used to think that ♪

♪ The best kind of party's an adventuring party ♪

♪ There's no one here to finish this tale except for us ♪

♪ Except for us ♪

♪ We can write the cool conclusion that has been ♪

♪ So cruelly kept from us ♪

- Wow, that scimitar's sharp. - Are you playing the harp?

- It's a lyre. - What'd you call me?

Let's live, laugh, LARP.

♪ We're gonna pool our skills ♪

- ♪ Pool our skills ♪ - ♪ We're going to give it our all ♪

- ♪ Give it our all ♪ - ♪ We're not going to speed run ♪

♪ This dodecahedron ♪

- ♪ We'll take our time ♪ - ♪ It's a dungeon crawl ♪

♪ It's a dungeon crawl ♪

♪ It's not an ambigram It's an anagram ♪

♪ I do not see any of this on my map ♪

- ♪ Is that one of the shards? ♪ - ♪ I expected more guards ♪

- Wait, don't step there. - Ahhh!

- That was a trap. - ♪ We may be tired ♪

- My ankle's sprained. - ♪ But we're filled with determination ♪

♪ 'Cause the real big bad of this campaign is contract negotiations ♪

♪ Yes, contract negotiations broke down, so we may never see the end ♪

♪ Of that story ♪

♪ But we will do our best to complete this quest ♪

♪ Now we can share in all the glory ♪

- ♪ We will be dexterous and wise ♪ - ♪ Dexterous and wise ♪

- ♪ Sometimes we'll brawl ♪ - ♪ Must we brawl? ♪

♪ We're not going to speedrun, this dodecahedron ♪

♪ We'll take our time It's a dungeon crawl ♪

I guess finding Buford could be a side quest.

The water is wet. The sun is hot.

That means love is in the air at Passion Villa.

Let's meet our steamy contestants.

My name's Thad. I like shiny things.

'Sup? I'm Theo. I brush my own hair.

Evan.

Is somebody gonna say action, or is it...

Oh, oh, we're already rolling. Okay.

I'm Heinz the--

♪ Passion Villa ♪

I think I heard Buford this way.

- I'm over here! - Hmm.

A four-pronged fork in the road.

- How do we know which way to go? - This way!

Come this way!

His voice is coming from all four tunnels.

Three of them must be traps.

- Cool. - Let's just go this way.

Oh, that was close.

If we can triangulate Buford's specific vocal frequency, we can...

Nerd alert!

He is that way.

♪ Passion Villa ♪

I'm just, like, excited to find someone who I understand.

Literally. You know, small words.

I want someone so full of themselves,

there's barely room for me.

Evan.

I want someone to help take over the Tri-State Area and make me

their guy-state area. Yeah? See what I did there?

- I can't look. - I can't look away!

So we free Buford, find the lost shard,

and live out the final episode.

And then I bust you for the nerdiest thing ever.

- There he is! - Ah, my friends!

- We gotta be careful. - Candace, wait...

Ugh, I'm getting out of here.

Ridiculous dungeon crawl. Dumb arrows.

Stupid traps. Bunch of nerdy stuff.

Shards and whatever. Blah, blah, blah.

Stumbleberry Finkbat. Can't wait to bust all you guys!

- What are you waiting for? - Whoa, Candace,

- you're a natural at this. - You were born to LARP.

- Ew, no. - Come on, let's find that last shard

and finish the story.

Everyone's already coupled up, even this guy.

Evan.

I need to shake things up.

My Shake-It-Up-Anator.

Sorry.

Ugh, can't be with a man who apologizes.

Uh, well, I wanted it to shake up the social dynamic,

but making them literally shake also works.

♪ Passion Villa ♪

Agent P, you watching this?

I'm Team Evan, and Doof is ruining this.

Go, stop him.

All right! By shaking up the other contestants,

I will look grounded and stable by comparison.

Time to throw in a new player.

- Who's this? - I heard he's semi-aquatic.

Perry the Platypus? I didn't know you were looking for love.

Hmm, I guess we're more alike than I thought.

Look!

The last shard of Darkling Dungeon!

That's what we need to complete the quest in the story!

The juiciest treasures usually have the beefiest defense!

Ahh! Enigmata Obscura!

It is the Puzzle Knight!

Ahhh!

Enigmata Obscura, prepare to meet your doom.

Wow, so cool!

Wow, we built these animatronics and I still don't know what they're doing.

How do we defeat this thing?

This is insane, we're getting out of here

and I'm busting you guys.

Candace, you've figured it out! The switches are magnetized!

Everyone, quick! Jump on a switch!

We cannot get off our switches to help!

She is doomed!

It's the man in really dark gray!

He saved me.

Yeah!

- All right! - Yeah! We did it!

Jeremy, no way!

I did not see that coming.

- Welcome, hot dog man! - Oh, Jeremy!

Jeremy? That was you?

Yeah, my room was covered in flyers,

so I came over. I like LARPing.

I get it if you think it's lame.

Could be the adrenaline speaking, but that was so fun.

This is it. This is how Stumbleberry Finkbat ends.

The man in really dark gray swings in to rescue

the freakishly long-necked princess.

Freakishly, really?

And then uses the last shard of Darkling Tower

to defeat the Puzzle Knight.

But nonetheless, I will still be busting you boys.

Okay, Candace. I'm just glad we got

our ending to Stumbleberry Finkbat.

Closure!

It's no use, Perry the Platypus.

I am in this to win this.

Why not? So long, freaks!

A contestant leaving in the middle of the competition?

That's gonna shake things up.

Or maybe it'll have no effect whatsoever.

Mom!

Mom! Traps! Obscure enigmas! Look!

I got antlers!

But, but, but...

Oh, hi. You must be Norm. I'm Robotina.

I like to LARP as a robot, and it looks like you do, too.

I've been human fished.

♪ We got one in the garbage can And 12 on the floor ♪

♪ Between here and the hallway we got 27 more ♪

-♪ Check ♪ - ♪ One in the mushroom, one in the hose ♪

-♪ Check ♪ - ♪ If you want some in the bathroom ♪

♪ We got plenty of those ♪

♪ One in the printer that is pretty hi-tech ♪

♪ Two behind the paintings that you never expect ♪

♪ One in the rat hole under the deck ♪

♪ It's our lair entrance system check guitar ♪

♪ Lair entrance system check Come on ♪